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All your orange
I gots studyings to do.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
The good news we're going to the playoffs
The bad news I’m going to be missing a thumb.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Pack that baby in ice and COD it to me.
Aquaman56
The Giant Castle Under the Sea
The Ocean.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Point
Aquaman lives in Atlantis.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Like I'm going to tell you where it is.
Fuck THAT shit.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW, if the Rangers somehow lose the lead to the A's
I’m going to release the fuck out of the Kraken and lay waste to the entire SF-Oakland area.
I’ll warn you first, GoET.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
You can have SF...
or East Bay. You can’t have both.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 7, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
SF sits between the ocean and Oakland.
The Kraken doesn’t exactly play nice on his way to a job.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Aquaman doesn't train
he fucking orders and the damn animals do.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
You try controlling a monolithic creature whose only appetite is for death and destruction.
It’s hard enough keeping him from going after Godzilla all the time.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Just make sure the Giants are out of town
and we get their pitching staff in the supplemental disaster draft.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 7, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I can probably work with the first part, but I have no control over the second.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
MLB offices are in New York
you can totally send a kraken there too.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Speaking of the Kracken, I need to call the plumber tomorrow morning.
/be here all week, veal, etc.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 7, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
THE Kraken.
There’s only the one.
Well there used to be more than one, but I don’t want to talk about it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Orange owes LSB his thumb.
Video, stat
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 7, 2010 8:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Remember when the Rangers were +102 in run differential?
After tonight, we are +69.
For the record, the A’s are +27.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Misspelled: Correction- Turrible
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Please tell me
that askew hat wearing fuck “King” Felix is on the mound for Seattle tonight.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
Doug Fister against Dallas Braden.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
nope, they miss felix, fister tonight
We could all use a little more MANTIS in our lives.!
by RA Dickey on Sep 7, 2010 8:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The story of the game
is reflected in the best buddies.
Vernon Wells 3-3, 2 HR, BB
Michael Young 0-5, 2 K
by dfwsports on Sep 7, 2010 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Haven't been keeping up with Fister
since I dropped him from my fantasy team. Can he hang with Jim-Bob Braden?
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
Can it be considered a true "rally" if your team falls short?
Or is that an aborted rally?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
works for me
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Annoying things:
The offense didn’t start taking that Marcum change up, the change up that almost got them no-hit in April, until the 7th inning.
The offense isn’t showing any urgency until the 9th inning. It’s too late then, fellas. Get the lead and get it to the bullpen. That’s how you’ve won the games you’ve won.
If Canadians weren’t so nice, I’d find one and punch him.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 7, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
You wouldn't punch Harden.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I threw down that look in junior high. Loved the jean jacket.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Maybe the Newberg will get to see the Rangers clinch at home now?
Heh.
my better is better than your better.
by rangerjake on Sep 7, 2010 8:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Josh Hamilton needs to be our 1B starting next year!!
It would keep him healthy. It would prolong his career. It would solve our 1B situation.
His defense would not have made a difference during this losing streak, but the absence of his bat made a big difference!!
I don’t care if his speed and arm is wasted at 1B……his bat and prolonged career is more important to this team!!
I’m tired of our best player being hurt all the time and it won’t get any better as time goes on……and this offense obviously needs him if we are to ever make it to the promise land!!
CRAP!!
I don't care what we did in June!!
by b.pate on Sep 7, 2010 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This has come up before.
I remember it being shot down quickly, but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t sound like a great idea to me.
Sign Crawford to play left.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Josh Hamilton
if he does sign a long term deal, it should be made abundantly clear that he should expect to DH by the 2nd half of it. THat man does not know how to keep himself healthy.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I approve.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I proposed this around the time Smoak was traded
People did laughings at me
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
Who laughed?
I’m not sure Josh would be willing to do it so it might be some controversy or something, but it’s probably at least a solid idea.
He's right, I remember when it came up.
People criticized heavily for wanting to move an MVP candidate and fantastic defensive LF’er.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on, RG1, I don't want to look it up.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
FINE!
Give me a minute.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's the post.
The comments aren’t as bad as I remember.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, I do like his defense in left, I don't want to lose that.
But I’d rather have his bat more often and it’s not like I’m worried about his defense at first.
This needs to be explored....this needs to happen.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
That actually sounds
like a great idea to me. I still think we need a CF though, and either trade Borbon, or make him a bench defensive replacement OF.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
We need a bench OF who can hit lefties, if Murphy is still gonna be here.
Like Reed Johnson or something.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Honestly
I’d be real good if we could trade Borbon especially if we can find someone who overvalues his speed and defense.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
He's our Felix Pie.
I doubt we’re gonna find anyone who overvalues him.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
You may be right
but there were folks all excited about Pie’s potential his rookie year. Borbon strikes me as the type of guy who has the athletic tools, but not the smarts or the work ethic to put it together.
I think the more Borbon plays the more he will be exposed, just like the Pies and Corey Patterson’s before him.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
I don't think that does it.
If it did, IN A FUCKING HEARTBEAT.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
well yeah it would take some prospects
hopefully just some mid level talent (though i doubt it) but it looks good to me.
Why not put Crawford in CF
& let Josh play LF 4 days a week & Murphy 3 days. Whoever isn’t in LF is the DH that day
by FBH22 on Sep 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Crawford has already said he won't play CF.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
well if we can get crawford
put him in left, try murph in center and see if he can hold up out there. thoughts?
Other than that Murphy sucks donkey dong at CF?
I’d rather bring up Beltre and let him do his defensive wizardry in CF than unleash Murphy on it for a full season.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
not for a full season,
just give him a shot to win the job there. if he doesn’t then bring up Beltre or do whatever the hell else we could do that keeps Josh healthy.
How many years away is Beltre suppossed to be?
by FBH22 on Sep 7, 2010 10:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Who knows at this point.
Probably slated for 2012, but he made big strides this season. A great offseason plus a strong spring training? Maybe we have something to think about for 2011.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Murphy is passable in the corners
But his goofy ass roaming CF in Arlington would give me nightmares.
Might as well run Face out there. Ok, I take that back.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't know that
I thought with his speed, oh well never mind & scratch that idea.
by FBH22 on Sep 7, 2010 10:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Jesus? Nellie or Josh?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I was thinking actual Jesus
but maybe stick with Nellie in RF and try Our Lord and Savior at 3B. We’ve got a big hole to fill defensively. I’ll betcha he doesn’t just step and dive pretending like he’s trying to get to a ball. Plus his extended range might save some wear and tear on Elvis. And there’s the whole “500 ABs=500 HRs” thing.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I just came.
Then I read Rasmus and came again.
Then I thought about Cruz in RF and came again.
And now that I’m thinking about Josh at 1B, cementing that for years to come, again.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Now that would be an awesome lineup
What would be the batting order? Does Crawford bat leadoff?
by FBH22 on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Andrus
Crawford
Hamilton
Cruz
Rasmus
Young
Kinsler
Molina/Treanor/whoever the hell play C
where does the DH fit in?
that would be sick
Assuming that's the team...
That means you have the following defensive lineup:
1B: Josh
2B: Ian
SS: Elvis
3B: Beltre (HEY IT’S MY FANTASY!)
DH: Face
RF: Cruz
CF: Rasmus
LF: Crawford
C: Teagarden…
You could go …
1. Crawford
2. Rasmus
3. Hamilton
4. Cruz
5. Beltre
6. Kinsler
7. Face
8. Teagarden
9. Elvis
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I just came
& let’s go with a rotation of
1. Grienke (my fantasy also)
2. CJ
3. Colby
4. Holland
5. Kirkman
by FBH22 on Sep 7, 2010 10:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Would Grienke be real possibility
being that he wants out of KC?
by FBH22 on Sep 7, 2010 10:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
If that is the case
who would be the best choice, Rasmus or Grienke?
by FBH22 on Sep 7, 2010 11:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
In my opinion, Grienke
I think we have long term options at CF and Rasmus would throw that off, but there is no sure thing for a TORP, and that is exactly what Grienke is.
TORP is hard to come by
if my miracle we could get him, maybe we could sign a stop gap in CF & wait on Beltre
by FBH22 on Sep 7, 2010 11:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
someone make a fanpost, would make for some interesting discussion.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm too busy
“studying” my macro economics
if anyone does make one, please post a link on this thread
I nominate OC
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
i do have something we could all laugh/talk about
by oc on Sep 7, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
we could use something like that.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Time to give the ex a call broseph.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
ok
time to sound like a total moron, but here goes…..what’s the deal with Rasmus? I guess TLR hates him or something? Is he a total dick? I seriously don’t keep up with the NL at all….I’m assuming he’s a really good CFer?
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
He's dreamy.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I just listen to whatever Aqua and Phil say.
I’m really talking more of moving Hamilton to 1st….I think it’s a great idea.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Daddy complains, and I guess the apple didn't fall too far from the tree.
Mix that with an acerbic LaRussa, combustion.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
who is "daddy" in that sentence?
I’m seriously majorly behind the curve on this story….if you would’ve told me 3 weeks ago that there was a MLB player named Rasmus, I would’ve just smiled and nodded
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Literally, Rasmus' dad. He posts like Salty's.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Salty's dad posted?
Geez…I feel lost all of a sudden. But I wiki’d Rasmus and got some info on him. Let’s go get him…
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Yeah, Salty's dad was all over the place about him.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
525DP right?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Sounds right.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Not as interesting as Dolly Parton.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I have actually thought about this.
Maybe it’s an option down the road if he continues to be injury prone in the outfield. Just sucks giving up that much talent out there.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Well, at least nobody got hurt.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
My confidence in this team got hurt
and is just one more series sweep away from the DL.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 7, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
GoET, this is probably going to sound like a stupid question, and I'm going to get mocked for it, I'm sure.
But I’m looking at a topographical map of California, something I can’t remember doing in my entire life.
The valley area all along the inland side of interstate five from basically Bakersfield to Sacramento, all of that is incredible farmland, isn’t it?
Where is Napa Valley actually located?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Looking more closely, I guess it actually goes all the way up to Redding.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
it’s to the north of East Bay, west of Sacramento.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Tell the Kraken to have some mercy on Napa Valley
by lost in space on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
He won't go that far inland.
Oakland will be plenty.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Who cares about Dallas Braden.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I wasn't talking about him, I actually grew up out there too.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
O nm then.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
It's kind of funny though...
since he made that comment now whenever anyone mentions that area he’s the first one that comes to mind for baseball fans.
As shitty as most of that area is the Kraken better not try it, my brothers still live there and I have a few friends left out there too. Besides, he’d probably just get mugged and shot anyway. =p
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Another positve note...
to all the sucking the Rangers have been doing lately is that most of the ban-wagon LSBers have gone away. That means every thread doesn’t have 400 posts in it, which is nice.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Sep 7, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Some of that is also due to the fact that football season just started
As loathe as people are to admit it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Plus...
I don’t know if it is bandwagon-y or not, but the intensity of following this season has gotten to the point where it is grueling. I’m ready for the playoffs.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 7, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I've tried to keep my spirits up through all this,
but you know how the pre-suck part of the season felt strange and unfamiliar and exciting, and now it kind of has that normal Rangers end-of-season feel? There’s a marriage/affair analogy to be made there, and I don’t want to wake up next to the ol’ wife in early October. Right now just has that kind of same-as-always vibe.
by UserToBeNamedLater on Sep 8, 2010 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
some of us are still here
i’m learning to not be a bandwagoner though, hope I’m not too much of a pain
I'm not sure that's true...
The regulars actually seem to be the ones posting less, and we still have posts like this one popping up.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
We do seem to be missing a few regulars lately.
I know GB was gone for a good while.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
We're on the mental...
disabled list right now. Our passion is a little tight right now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 7, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I fear they will be back with the playoffs....
incidently…I was one of those who refused to believe the Rangers were going to win the West until a couple of weeks ago….I still believe….
Oh, and back to my old avatar, too…..mantis just wasn’t working out for me…..
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 7, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
If there's one upside to the losing streak, it's the death of that meme.
Finally.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
still here baby
not a bandwagonner (sp?) I just didn’t know about LSB until ceej told me.
Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2
So I missed the game, haven't even seen the box yet
But the linescore above looks like a typical Feldman meltdown.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
The only positive from what is happening right now is that our hurt guys are getting a chance to mend.
I guess it’s kinda positive that Kinsler and Cruz are playing themselves back into a groove.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
and hopefully
it removes all ill-placed notions from the head of Ron Washington – like Christian Guzman – pinch hitter and Matt Harrison – high leverage situation reliever. Or Tommy Hunter – Game 3 starter
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Christian Guzman...
Ill-placed is almost too tame a phrase for that.
Nadel went off on that one, too.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
No one
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Agreed
that was a wasted Treanor clutch opportunity right there. I was cussing Wash big time.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 7, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Even worse than that, Marcum has been very good on lefties this season
So Wash brought in a switch hitter to hit lefty against him in the biggest spot of the entire game?
And a SHITTY switch hitter at that?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
a shitty switch hitter
weaker from the right side.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Splits?
/wash
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Emphatic "Yes"
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
And Blanco continues to impress.
he keeps this up and he’s our 2011 util guy fo sho
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 7, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate to say it...
but is it possible with his recent hot streak and Andrus struggling a little at the plate that Blanco is actually a better option right now? I’d hate to take his bat out of this struggling offense right now.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Of course...
but for now ride that hot streak and get Elvis healthy.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Old news, but I liked Lewin giving a shout out to LSB tonight.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
that and the Vlad HR were the only real highlights.....
wow…he absolutely crushed that thing….
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 7, 2010 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
somewhere, Jose Canseco is still not impressed with those HRs....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 7, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Feldman and what he should do
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Sep 7, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
The Photoshop is great.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I just figured out how to mess with pictures
today I graduated from LSB Academy!
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I still haven't I just post them heh
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
You're already better than me at it.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
you started me on my LSB education
when you opened my eyes to text formatting. It’s all been because of you. And it seriously took me about 2 hours to do the Feldman in a Fire one….I missed a lot of the game working on it.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Get a room, geez.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
RELEASE THE KRACKEN
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
No, it has too long of a cooldown to go willy-nilly on it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Harmph
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
See, that's the thing, I just don't have the patience to sit down and learn how to use the GIMP to do that stuff.
I just stick to slapping DP Dino stickers on random dino images I find, mostly.
Occasionally, I’ll transplant somebody’s head onto something.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Marc Rzepczynski
How badly will that name get pronounced tommorrow?
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
I have absolutely no idea where to even start on a name like that.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Re-p-zyn-ski
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Mar-c
:)
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
For sure?
’Cause I could see the “R” and the second “z” being silent as easily as the other two letters…
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I think so
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Zep-chin-ski
Drop the “R” and replace the second “z” with an “h”.
by UserToBeNamedLater on Sep 8, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Is that the biggest Wheel of Fortune FU or Hangman?
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
The ultimate...
telemarketer cockblocker name.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Acoording to Wikipedia
Rzepczynski has developed the nickname “Scrabble” in the Blue Jays blogosphere in reference to the outrageously high score his last name would earn in the board game Scrabble.[specify]
zep-CHIN-ski
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Awesome
Just in time for the official Scrabble proper noun rule change.
Hasbro exec 1: "Hey, have you heard about this Rzepczynski guy?
Hasbro exec 2: “Yeah, round up the Rules Committee. We need to talk.”
by UserToBeNamedLater on Sep 8, 2010 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
The Rangers need to wake the fuck up.
This shit is getting annoying.
by coolaid on Sep 7, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
sad it's come to this, but since we can't take care of business, go M's
We could all use a little more MANTIS in our lives.!
Even people who think it's over say...
“It’s not official until the magic number reaches zero.”
There’s nothing wrong with scoreboard watching as the number dwindles. If the Rangers were winning right now, we’d be following the A’s score just the same.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 7, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
James Neal on the board
if the M’s win. Which they probably won’t.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
More likely the Twins...
if we were winning. I had stopped following our division before this losing streak. This sucks.
good lord
can’t believe, I’m still semi worried about the division
Hail Mantis!!!
by Baseball North on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't believe
Seattle plated 4 runs.
I agree though, this feels like an epic collapse about to happen.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 7, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
ya, but I don't think this is the 2008 (?) Mets
that lost a 7 game lead in 17 days. But I’m no longer freely dreaming about the ALDS rotation’s greatness
Hail Mantis!!!
by Baseball North on Sep 7, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Fear is creeping for me.
A five game losing streak and doing the little projections about just how bad this team is with this roster and the upcoming schedule.
I’m still comfortable, but the edges are fraying.
OT: HOLY FUCK WEEZER IS STILL GOD-AWFUL
I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T PICK UP ON THAT FIVE YEARS AGO, BUT STILL.
FUCK YOU RIVERS GET MORE DEPRESSED.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Sep 7, 2010 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
well
this has my vote for post of the night
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Weezer sucks. Everything is after the Green Album is shit and even then I can only like the Green Album for being produced by Ric Ocasik
by oc on Sep 7, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Chuck Kloseterman had a good essay on Rivers in "Eating the Dinosaur"
Said RIvers was an accidental emo song writer on Pinkerton among other things.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
I didn't care for Pinkerton
but Blue and Green are good. Blue obviously being the best
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
I probably should explain the thinking behind this.
Okay, so their latest album (available for streaming) is fairly decent, obviously well above Red and Make Believe (not difficult to do), possibly better than Raditude and probably inching towards Maladroit/Green (which are equal on the scale, methinks).
BUT EVERY TIME THEY RELEASE AN ALBUM I KEEP THINKING, HEY, I TOTALLY BET THEY’LL MAKE SOMETHING THAT AT LEAST PARTLY RESEMBLES PINKERTON BUT NOOOO IT’S ALL THIS COCKNUGGET SHIT WHERE RIVERS’ CLEARLY DOESN’T GIVE A QUARTER OR EVEN A FIFTH OF A SHIT ON MOST OF THE SONGS WHILE TOSSING IN ONE OR ONE-AND-A-HALF GOOD TRACKS TO TEASE.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Wow
Klosterman has you pegged. You should really read that essay in “Eating the Dinosaur”. He describes Weezer fans to be just like you.
I didn't know what a mancrush was. Derek Holland showed me.
Nah...
It’s Civ time.
I’m a big fan of Manifest Destiny.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
for those of you who don't speak Civ
slc is saying that he’s about to go pearing on whatever poor civilization is anywhere near him, in an attempt to make himself feel better. it never works all the way, because you end up with two many cities and the turns take too !@$%ing long. But, it’s cool to see your culture cover an entire continent.
Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2
Is this the game from 2005, or is there an updated version?
I’m looking for a good PC game to play.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
Civ IV came out in 05. There have been a couple solid expansion packs to it since then though.
Civ V is out in a couple of weeks.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
SC II for me for now.
Might pick up BFBC2 later, it’s been a while since I played.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
OT - don't know if anyone on here cares, but the new Tarja album is pretty good.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
We only care about winnings,
sadly they aren’t happenings.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
TROLL
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
*you're
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
meh
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
This place has gotten depressing.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Troll
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
by scoop16 on Sep 7, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
you wanna go?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Whatchya talkin' bout Willis?
You’re going down this week. CarGo, mofo.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
CarGo is the only reason you're in this thing, booooiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
You can win the RBI’s and possibly the HR’s, but the rest are mine, sucka.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Tell that to Votto, Crawford, Tulo, JJohnson, Ubaldo........
I’m fuckin’ stacked.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
so what happens
when your collection of decent players regress next year?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
You're in the same division
And your team is the one that is down 6.5 games.
Have fun with that.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Even in a bad mood...
I can enjoy this:
- F. Gutierrez walked
- J. Lopez singled to left, F. Gutierrez to second
- C. Kotchman singled to left, F. Gutierrez scored, J. Lopez to second, J. Lopez to third, C. Kotchman to second on shortstop C. Pennington’s fielding error
- A. Moore hit sacrifice fly to right center, J. Lopez scored
- M. Tuiasosopo singled, C. Kotchman to third
- J. Wilson singled to shallow center, C. Kotchman scored, M. Tuiasosopo to second
- I. Suzuki singled to left, M. Tuiasosopo scored, J. Wilson to second
- C. Figgins singled to center, J. Wilson to third, I. Suzuki to second
- R. Branyan singled to shallow right, J. Wilson scored, I. Suzuki to third, C. Figgins to second
- F. Gutierrez struck out swinging
- J. Lopez flied out to deep right center
- End of Inning (5 Runs, 7 Hits, 1 Error)
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 7, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
One of the biggest innings the M's have had all year no doubt.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
If not the biggest.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Seattle will be spared the wrath of the Kraken.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Can it swing by HH?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
by RangersSD on Sep 7, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't want people to think I have something against the entire state of California.
Oakland will be fine for now, just need to arrange for Rev to be there when he swings through.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Deal.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I wish we could do that
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 7, 2010 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
so where you wanna watch game 1?
city?
Hail Mantis!!!
by Baseball North on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
We need a fully operational line up to do that.
So far we only have 5/9 of one.(6 if you count Blanco)
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
*you're
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
x
aarongleeman Great to see @PatNeshek back in the majors, although I think he unfollowed me after I wrote about him last week. #CantBlameHim
Man, that guy is fucking unhittable on baseball video games
Actually, any sidearmer with mid-90s heat and a slider=…
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Yeah, he's tricky
He doesn’t throw mid-90’s on The Show though, he’s more tricky because of his pitch mix, which I wanna say is sinker/slider/circle change.
Can never hit him consistently. I’ve pounded some monster home runs off his ass though, when he leaves that mid-80’s sinker up.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
On MVP 2005, where the break on pitches
can be a lot more dramatic, there are times where you can’t do anything off those sorts of pitches, especially submariners
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
Yeah, on MLB '08, the version I'm stuck with, it's actually a lot easier to hit sidewinders than earlier versions
Chad Bradford used to fucking own me on the 2005 and 2006 versions.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
x
wezen_ball Bob Davidson just threw a fan out from behind home plate. Seems to be getting a standing ovation of some sort.
He can do that?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
what's wrong with Axford? Or is this just a deal where Hoff goes for 600?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Brewers are prolly just letting him Sammy Sosa it up.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Fantasy fucking playoffs.
Motherfucker’s costing me a save. Just fucking die and let Axford have the save you old fuck.
I'm rooting for another blown save.
Just because 42 year olds with 5.48 FIP’s shouldn’t be setting records.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
This year
Though he only has 9 for his career, in 1,780 PA.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Jeoy Votto is like the CHarlize Theron of baseball players.
For some reason I’m always forgetting how awesome he is.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
What the fuck
is this supposed to mean?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Sep 7, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know, like when a dump truck backs up, it beeps?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stretch
Do you think, when healthy, that this is a bad team?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
No, I was just playing off RA's backing into things comment.
If we’re healthy, I think we’ve got as good a chance of beating the AL East teams as anyone.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
obviously we have been dealing with injuries, but so have some other good teams
twins without Morneau, the Red Sox without just about everybody (yes I know they are in 3rd place, but they have a better record and are in a tougher division). At some point you have to nut up and win some games with what ya got.
The Mantis is fucking us in the ass right now.
Your use of cliche' puzzles me.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
And it is of your opinion that the Rangers...
are incapable? Noted.
Just think of the 75-87 Texas Rangers making the playoffs. At least they’ll be in the history books!
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 7, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Those teams
also double our payroll. At some point, isn’t it just a bit wise to normalize expectations?
We were going in the year without a hell lot of depth. If we were injured we’re going to struggle. The Red Sox and Twins have 3X and 2X our payroll. They have guys like Jim Thome playing bench roles.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
You have to remember also.
A lot of the lead we have has kind of been propped up by our ridiculously easy inter-league schedule. Not trying to say this team isn’t good and that we’re not the best team in this division, but yeah. Thank god for teams like the Pirates and the Astros.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Out of interest. . .
The Rangers third-order record is 74-63. That ranks behind, in order, the Yankees (by 8), the Braves, the Red Sox, the Twins, the Rays, the Rockies and the Blue Jays. It’s two games ahead of the A’s. That includes strength of schedule, though I’m not entirely certain if it includes league quality. It does not (nor should it) include injury adjustment.
So, yeah, thank god for the division. The Rangers had actually been outperforming that total all season until lately. So this is just regression, I guess? Heh.
Anyway, while injuries are certainly why the Ranger are luck to have their awful division, they’re also a much better team when they’re 100%. Having Lee, Kinsler and Cruz alone is something in the neighborhood of 6-8 more wins, probably, which puts them right with the Yankees in true talent. So while this team sucks right now, as long as they’re healthy in the playoffs, they’ve got a good shot against even the best in baseball.
Nah, I don't think it's regression.
I didn’t mean to suggest it’s totally because of the shitty national league teams we had the pleasure of playing that we’re ahead, but it definitely helps. I agree with you. Just a lot of injuries and this team isn’t anywhere near full-strength right now. But thank God for a shitty division, and a weak inter-league schedule. Hopefully they can fix what is ailing them, lock this thing down, and enter the playoffs hot.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I'm still trying to figure out if I should
hike my leg or wipe my ass with the concept of “Third Order Wins.”
A true garbage stat.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Sep 8, 2010 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Topanga is backing up.
(Stolen joke, I know).
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Post a pic!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
X
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
who is that dumpy bitch?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Seriously?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
is she supposed to be good looking or something? help me out here.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
If you ever watched Boy Meets World in the 90's...
she was decent looking in that show.
And that’s where she got her 15 minutes..
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 7, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
heard of the show, never heard of her. Swanx
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I was being sarcastic.....
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
That hurts.
I’m starting to question everything I ever thought was cool. I came across this the other day. MY WHOLE LIFE’S BEEN A LIE!!!
by UserToBeNamedLater on Sep 8, 2010 1:54 AM CDT up reply actions
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiZ771AqaSQ
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
No joke I've heard this song before.
Several times, Oldies FTW
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
too bad, even if we win the division, if we don't get things together by the end of the season,
we are going to get rolled in 3 games.
The Mantis is fucking us in the ass right now.
I thought
you were going to go away
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Neoplasms
are really dry
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Wow, they've equaled their total run production for the year
kudos to the M’s.
:^)
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 7, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Holland goes tomorrow, right?
I’m conflicted about it. Excited to see him pitch again, not excited to see him pitch against Toronto.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
You showed him!
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
by matthewbschultz83 on Sep 7, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I never liked him to begin with.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
speaking of FB
see more Failbook
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Sep 7, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Holy hell that's funny.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
awkwardfamilyphots.com
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't post my statuseses
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Back from the season premiere of SOA.
Wow.
I don’t know if that fucked with my head more or this baseball team!
Thanks for showing up tonight, Seattle. Now finish them!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
that episode
was fucking amazing
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
if I jumped in now
would I get it? I’m already dealing with not knowing shit about Mad Men and trying to watch that one now…
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
you could jump in
I did last year and it was well worth it. I think you could catch on pretty quickly.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
SOA is the shit
The best show on FX since other than when The Shield was on. Great show
by FBH22 on Sep 8, 2010 12:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
god bless sub .500 AL West teams.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
You missed a comma.
God Bless Doug, Fister.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Does anyone realize the Jays have hit 21 homers against us in 8 games?
The Mantis is fucking us in the ass right now.
Only everyone.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Vernon Wells has 8 of them
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
did you know Vernon Wells is from Arlington?
Colt and Shipley were also roommates.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
really? but if Wells is from Arlington, maybe he has run into Mike Young a time or two.
Do you have confirmation?
The Mantis is fucking us in the ass right now.
so...
I thought I was copying my Itunes to my external hard drive, but apparently I hit cut instead. Now my Itunes has no music, and is offering me a tutorial on how to download music since there isn’t any in my library. Can anyone help me with this here problem?
Check the recycling bin first.
Then check for system restore points.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
slam your computer against the desk 4 times then throw it out the window.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
That actually works with an iPod, 'cept for the tossin' it part.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
shit like this is why the UNABOMBer may have been on the right track
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Oh yeah, attempted murder is the best.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
not with the murdering and injuring
just the “anti technology” craziness. You know what I meant….
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
So all your music was actually in iTunes
And not elsewhere on your comp?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Mike Olt
scottrlucas Spokane up 6-1 mid 6th. Randol Rojas rolling, Mike Olt with 2-run double, 2 walks from both Skole and Profar.
Mike Olt does not like his successes being tweeted and touted all over the internet
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
He doesn't like it.
HE FUCKING LOVES IT! MIKE OLT IN 2012, BITCHES!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 7, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
He will be called up in a couple of days to prevent things from getting out of hand.
He won’t take credit for the turnaround though, he is just glad for the opportunity.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
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Reuters – Vuvuzelas have been kicked out of European competitions after UEFA said that the controversial plastic trumpets drowned out supporters and detracted from the emotion of the game.
good, those things suck
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's hard to kill people with plastic trumpets
I can definitely see how that would detract from the emotion of the game.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Zonk
last game I was at….an old man was doing the Zonk routine behind the plate…..but more to the 3rd base side rather than the Rangers side.
is he back? wasn’t wearing his “zonk” jersey as I remember him wearing.
The best thing about today's Rangers game
is that driving home from work, Randy Jones on the Padres pre-game show said “I want to hear the audio clip of Vlad’s home run” and his partner says “we don’t play clips from teams that aren’t in it.” Randy Jones then says “wait, do you think Vlad still is on the Angels – he’s on the Rangers – they’re still ‘in it’”.
yay.. The Angels aren’t ‘in it’ and the Rangers are. Screw you Anaheim.
Go Rice Owls!
by JBImaknee on Sep 7, 2010 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Randy Jones was so good for a while.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
#6org
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Mike E movin' on up!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
So I decided to ask iGod what a double rainbow means, and he told me to ask Chatbot.
So I did.
Me: What does a double rainbow mean?
Chatbot: The same as a triple rainbow.
Me: What does a triple rainbow mean?
Chatbot: You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.
man
that shit is weird. just for giggles, I said, “I’m going to hang myself tonight.” It said “yessssssssssssssssssss”
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
It kinda reminds me of talking to Miles.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2010 3:35 AM CDT up reply actions
OT: Dazed and Confused is on
what a great fuckin’ movie. Party at the moontower maaaan.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 7, 2010 11:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I love the girls in that movie.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
no shit....Mitch's sister is gas.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Who read the last Newberg Report?
If so who noticed the reference & watched The Shield?
by FBH22 on Sep 7, 2010 11:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
This losing streak is my fault.
I bought a playoff ticket strip (11 postseason games) on Friday afternoon. They’ve lost every game since then.
I have no idea what to do to reverse this awful baseball. Ideas for a sacrifice?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
I won't get them in the mail until mid September
:(
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Gotta...
burn the mailman.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 7, 2010 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Gotta...
burn that credit card, first.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 7, 2010 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Or banish them to some crazy-ass state far away, like say Utah.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
give them to me
i will dispose of them properly…
:D
by Doc Mabee on Sep 7, 2010 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
as i typed give them to me
oakland hit into a double play. this is testament to the validity of this claim.
remember young’s homer when GnR upped their bid??
Ask the baseball gods for forgiveness
invoke the name of Mike Olt.
Do it now.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Sep 7, 2010 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I take blame as well...
last weeks confidence poll from SBN I put “100” after doing “90’s” the previous weeks….also, I’ve been out of town.
My bad.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
You fucker...
you never vote 100, at least not ’til the Rangers win a playoff series.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
i knew it was a mistake the moment I did it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 7, 2010 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah I've never did 100
And for the past several weeks I haven’t done over 50..
Highest I had was 80 some time back when we were smOkin’
This is hindsight, but I had this oddly guilty/sad/bad feeling when it happened.
I killed a Mantis a couple weeks before the Baltimore series. It was collateral damage from a raid on a hornet’s nest. It came stumbling down the tree to the grass, as I watched it struggle for it’s life, I had never felt so bad watching a bug die.
I'm sure he was just an imposter mantis anyway...
the real Mantis wouldn’t have let you get away with that shit.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
it's really more my fault than yours
I got a mantis tattooed on my taint.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
We've made a huge mistake.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
The STockton Ports
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Brandon League...
doesn’t know how to make a game end.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
he's no Brandon Morrow
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Tying run to the plate....gotta be kidding
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Fucking finish this League
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Bases loaded...seriously if Oakland wins this shit is destiny for them
They were down to final strike
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
NM...guess there was a wild pitch and a run scored
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Aardsma cheks in..1st and 3rd...2 outs...Pennington up
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
He's doing the claw as he slides in.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
by RangersSD on Sep 8, 2010 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Ranger Great Wall of China is the 7 game lead.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Eddie says get this shit straightened out
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
by texasrfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:11 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Don't Talk. Zip it.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Sep 8, 2010 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
ha
gamecast is stuck bottom 9 2 outs…
glad to know the a’s lost….it’s almost like i was in my own groundhogs day there.
Ok, I am absolutely wasted
Drank too many shots. Why did I take the lint roller to my black Rangers’ hat before I left to the bar tonight?
1. Because my black hat looks pimp with my outfit
2. Because there was cat hair on it
3. Because my Texas fuckin Rangers are in first. Fuck the shit talkers. I will represent regardless!
And the magic number is fuckin 18 (love you James Neal):
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Damn, I didn't even read any post here on the PGT before I posted that
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
OT: It's rained more than a foot at my house here in Austin
Just got power back a little while ago.
And it’s still raining.
i hope that stuff is gone in 2 days
we’re driving from OKC to Dallas Wednesday afternoon and Dallas to Port Aransas on Thursday. We’ve got awesome timing!
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
It's supposed to rain tomorrow too
Then leave after that.
Who would you trust to get a batter out if your life depended on it RIGHT NOW?
Nolan or Kiker? Give me Nolan.
Fuck Arias
Nolan has the intimidation factor on his side.
Fuck Arias
by hornedfrogs45 on Sep 8, 2010 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Until you realize he's a sixty year old man and he just sailed a 75 mph "heater" to the plate.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Considering Nolan's arm might just fly off if he really tried to get behind one...
I have to take Kiker.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions
there isn't enough Advil and beef on planet Earth to keep that arm on there
not to say he wasn’t a badass in his day but he’s about a million years old.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
Nolan, easy.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Hey, since people here like to get in conversations about what schools you should or should not root for. . .
. . . what are the thoughts on the people I see in classes on (the WSU) campus wearing Huskies crap?
Maybe it's a undergraduate-to-graduate thing...
Still seems kind of inflammatory/rude, though.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 5:20 AM CDT up reply actions
That'd be like a A&M student wearing a UT cap
I doubt they’d get out of college station alive…
When at Rice, there were always a few other schools being represented, since Rice athletics, other than baseball, were a joke. I suppose that this caveat may also apply to Washington State…
Go Rice Owls!
"I doubt they'd get out of college station alive..."
Yeah, right. A&M fans would bluster and hem and haw, but they wouldn’t do anything.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Sick the dog on them
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
*Sic.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
But, um, huge rivalry, same conference. . .
I refuse to accept that caveat. You chose a school with sucky athletics. Deal.
Thank God
the A’s are so bad they don’t even put a big time move on us, even while we are sucking.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
x
craigcalcaterra Dallas Braden on his performance against Seattle: “Brutal to quite brutal. I’ve seen less bleeding at a hemophiliac convention.” Alrighty!
Wow that slightly wrong.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Magic Number - 18...Gina's daddy....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 8, 2010 7:32 AM CDT reply actions
He fathered a beautiful daughter.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
THE CLAW SHIRTS ARE IN
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
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