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17!
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
by booyakasha on Sep 8, 2010 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 11 recs
Who is going to post...
Dave Anderson tonight?
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
17!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I won!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Refresh
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Screw Quincy Carter
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
by RangersSD on Sep 8, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see what you did there.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I don't know if this is allowed anymore
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Perhaps that's...
why the Rangers haven’t been winning.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
If it matters what I think something is seriously wrong.
I don’t even think that what I think is important enough to be concerned about.
I don't choose meme deaths, just judging from the mantis shit talk of late
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Well I made a ton of these in advanced
So fuck you all who say it’s not allowed.
I own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
When we win the World Series
you’ll take any meme you’re given and LIKE IT.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Sep 8, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Get that Mets crap out of here
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
No love for Fernando Tatis?
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
Meh
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Love Nelson Cruz a lot more.....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 8, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I love Rick Holland.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
Ooooo.. Hey, I have a question for you...
Did every sorority girl have on galoshes today? Leopard, polka dots, zebra…
Geez. I didn’t know they were making a come back.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
All the girls at ACU had rain boots on and the rain had stopped last night....
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Yep, it was the same way here in Stephenville.
The sun was out and there were still girls wearing rain boots. I just wish I would of been the person to come up with the idea of decorating rain boots.
So, we finally got one.
How was Dutch?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Amazing
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Settled down very well after the first. Very nasty tonight
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
That's what I like to hear.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Stupid direct election of Senators...
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:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post
The direct election of senators?
What’s wrong with that?
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 8, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
It is part of the Tea Party Movement
They want to eliminate direct election of senators, because supposedly it infringes on states’ rights, or something.
I never have been able to figure out the rationale.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 8, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
It strikes me as odd reasoning
But here is a Volokh Conspiracy post by Ilya Somin on it.
The short of it: He says it’s dumb.
"There's a larger issue at play here: There is a big social stigma in this country against lazy, self-centered assholes." - The Onion, Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit?
It's not how the founders set the country up.
…and the 17th Amendment was one of the last knives in the heart of States rights.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 8, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, the founders had the 3/5 compromise going for them too.
They’re not exactly infallible humans.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 8, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Never said they were,
but…oh never mind. The last few generations have been so fucking brainwashed into believing the 17th and 16th amendments are “good” things, it’s pointless to even argue it. Plus I’m just happy our guys one one tonight…nothing like politics to fcuk up that feeling.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 8, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
Because I don’t see a problem with direct election of senators, rather than letting some insurance agents and part-time lawyers who are elected to the state legislature pick them, that means I’m “brainwashed”?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 8, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Why have senators in the first place then?
They were put there to keep a balance of power between the states and the federal government. Now, they are just useless, redundant, AND we can’t get rid of them for 6 years. Before, because they were appointed by the states, they could be yanked. Again, balance of power, that’s why they were there in the first place.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 8, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
When will people realize that politics is just a distraction, like Oprah, or Jackass, or sports?
Your opinion or vote mean jack, it’s all about the money, end of story. Follow the money, it will always lead you to your elected representative.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Thank you, tell iorange to stop this shit.
He won’t listen to me.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I can play the mean babysitter, while dad & uncle are getting their lean on
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
x
Before, because they were appointed by the states, they could be yanked.
“Yanked” by whom?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 8, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Traci Lords
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 8, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
They aren't useless
They actually are in office long enough so that they don’t immediately have to worry about re-election (and campaigning and fundraising) as soon as they get there. And they actually have time to learn the system
I agree with this
I would like for the House reps to be elected less often as well. The constant election campaigning interferes with voting your conscience, I think. They’re too worried about getting reelected to govern effectively.
Freude schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium, Freude!
Didn't say anything about the 16th.
The 17th seems to be more democratic that the alternative, on the surface. But you’re right. I will drop it.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 8, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Balance of power between the states and the fed, see my reply to AJM above.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 8, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously?
the 17th Amendment is the cause for the shift in power from the states to the federal government?
by elvis1isking on Sep 8, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to be pedantic...
But if the founders were really for slavery they would have wanted full representation for the slaves. If they were against slavery slaves wouldn’t count at all.
If slaves counted as a full person the south would have better representation in congress.
Not to be pedantic
But you’re acting as though “the founders” were a unified body, one and the same in all ideology.
The fact that they weren’t is why we have a bicameral legislature with both proportional and nonproportional representation.
And we have the 3/5 compromise.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to be pedantic
But http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=political+forum
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Niccccce
Need to get me one of those t-shirts
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 8, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Screw resizing, and screw oc.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
by Rodney on Sep 8, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Stop with the fuckin' politics.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I hope you don't ruin your blog with that shit.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I don't think I have ever posted anything political on my blog.
Loosen the chains, big boy.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
That's why I said I hope you don't.
Dammit, tripnick.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Where is the
Darren Oliver jackoff gif?
by Prescott73 on Sep 8, 2010 9:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
x
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
SKEET SKEET!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Welcome to the party
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Exhale.
I’m putting down the noose…
…for now.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Sep 8, 2010 9:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Finally, thank god.
I never thought I would see this day again.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 8, 2010 9:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
oh yeh baby!!!
good thing because my last nerve was twitching like a mo fo.
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
by BigGuns on Sep 8, 2010 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Gorgeous...isn't he?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Went to the source.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
robbie
God:
I’m pleased to introduce myself to you, robbie.
Me:
dondraperops said “thank. fucking. ‘god.’”
God:
I’ve lost the context, robbie. Are we still on ? That kind of language will get you nowhere. GOD rules.
Me:
i want to know why he would put your name in quotes
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
are you going to explain to me?
God:
You could write a whole essay on that question.
Me:
fine
God:
What’s your favroite color?
Me:
red
God:
What do you have that is red?
Me:
a rangers hat
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
you’re omnipotent
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am omnipotent.
Me:
you’re welcome. i have another question
God:
Don’t mention it. Ask me anything.
Me:
do you mind your name being next to profanity?
God:
Not in the slightest bit.
Me:
thanks, bye
God:
See you later. Don’t mention it.
by philkid3 on Sep 8, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
God seems kinda jackassy.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You probably would to if millions of jackwagons insisted on telling you all their problems over and over every stinking day.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
No, because then I wouldn't be God.
I’d be the world’s biggest stalker.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Have you ever tried
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I see.
In your version of this, was God the southern black lady or the Asian woman?
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 8, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
One of Us
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 8, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Hey that's my schitk
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I was going to choke a bitch if I had to have the Rangers conversation at work AGAIN.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Sep 8, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
You can't not watch games anymore.
SInce we won.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I'm afraid you might be right.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
HAHAHAHA!!!
You saying that slays me :)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"I wanna cut the blonde one."
“What? I’m just saying….”
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Now the Rangers...
will go back home after tomorrow night’s series split and sweep the Yankees and everyone will be back on the Rangers World Series bandwagon.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't either I just sat in the back and sulked.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
TWSS
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
by booyakasha on Sep 8, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I didn't mean you, you fucking jackoff cunt-face jazzy wondergirl...
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I can't take credit...
It was a Louis C.K. drunk tweet about Sarah Palin.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting
he was on leno last week or monday and i happened to only catch the 2nd half of his interview. bristol palin was the 2nd guest though. boring person, nice tits
She's on her honeymoon.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yep. They moved it up.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I haven't seen any yet
but she’s changed her name on Facebook and Twitter, so….
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Is she still Rachel B?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
I don't have pics yet.
This is what happens when you use a free photographer for your free wedding. Hopefully I will have them soon.
Can I get a Jari Kurri!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Sep 8, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Woah, Mike E bot took over a website I belong to tonight
I currently have 54 messages…what the heck?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Frenchy seems like a pretty good guy.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
/awkward
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
What? No Winger references?
She’s only 17………..
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
ahahahahahahahaha
Winger fucking sucked. That damn song was all over the place, too.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Sep 8, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Winger
Anytime I see something about Winger, I think of the dorky little friend on Beavis and Butthead who wore the winger tshirt to try and be cool
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
you actually got it signed by Kip Winger?
winner.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Yup, and they watermarked it too
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
by booyakasha on Sep 8, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Is that the girl that was in Grease
Then Shining Time Station, then Deep Space Nine?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
No
/Mike E
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
George Carlin being in Shining Time Station really screwed me up when I relaized that when I grew up
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Not nearly as bad...
as it screwed me up when I found out he was Thomas the Train.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Yup...
Didn’t know that? Pretty crazy huh?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I never watched it but man that's funny.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
He also has the Winger issue of Playgirl autographed by Kip Winger
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 8, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Right on Kip's dong
“No it’s not autographed you asshole! That’s a fucking tattoo.”
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I would like to see him go deeper, so my pissyness is on Wash
If we expect him in the postseason rotation, he needs innings
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Fucking woot.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
In case you missed it earlier
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 8, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
thank God.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Let it go.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Only if you rescind your bit...
If you do that, I will.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it a bit when he's actually a really miserable
sorry excuse for a human being? At that point, it’s just a character flaw right?
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Sep 8, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Which one?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to say...
the one that makes you most happy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
So...
The Jordana Brewster avy bit?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
The "Fat Nick Blackburn" bit?
I’ll have to think about it.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
He hasn't shied away from admitting that...
I’m just teasing LSJ. Doin’ the dance that we do.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer to waltz.
Especially to ‘Could I Have This Dance’ by Anne Murray
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I'm with that stance
If LSJ wants to quit being a jackass no more Mantis.
No, I changed my mind. Why should I even think about changing my mindset just to placate him (expecially since I don’t give a shit what LSJ thinks anymore)?
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
No.
The Mantis sitting on the end table next to me right now says it’s not Time yet to let go.
But it is Time.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Why?
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Guzman + Cantu...
is there any combination of players more worthless on a playoff roster than those 2?
Cantu was pretty good tonight
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Only the second worst in 1B production this year
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Go Seattle!!!!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
One last one for good measure.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Bigtime Party Foul.
Really disappointed in you right now.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd for the use of "party foul" in an internet thread.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
You know I usually go .500 with these damn things.
At least I paid respect to Dizzy Dean and Jari Kurri first. No one seemed to notice those two.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Basil McRae
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Can't believe I missed this pun earlier...rec
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Oh man
You almost made me punch out my monitor.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
good thing my dinner was digested....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 8, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I see what you did there.
jack wagon.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
NO
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
lol
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
First you post an Edmonton Oiler and now this?
Come on, man.
by JimCrankshaft on Sep 8, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
17
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 8, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
....and the inevitable comment about the explosion.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
You're the arson
you should enjoy fiery explosions.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
Oh, you just won.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I wonder if we were scouting John Buck
FA after the year…
Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
by stupidsexyflanders on Sep 8, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
we'll give V Mart a 3 year deal
that the Red Sox refuse to give him.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I thought
Hammy would be our DH next year…
Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
by stupidsexyflanders on Sep 8, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
V Mart is becoming an excellent defensive catcher...
or at least that is what the commentators for the Red Sox/Rays game today told me. He has been putting in a lot of extra work and is improving.
Well the dude is 31 already
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
iirc
we made him an offer, but he chose TOR over us.
good call FO, bad call Buck.
by elvis1isking on Sep 8, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
2-0 Seattle in the first!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
So...
Newberg has to host an event every night now… Right??
my better is better than your better.
by rangerjake on Sep 8, 2010 9:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
yes
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I will be so pissed
If Oakland loses to give us Magic No. 0 instead of the Rangers winning the game in glorious fashion for a super duper celebration at the Temple.
off days a factor till the end of the year?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Baseball North on Sep 8, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the best part of those jackasses being out West, we usually finish our games before them.
So as long as we win that day, it’s all ours.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Not if it's 2 to start the day.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
We're at odd numbers right now. Hopefully we'll keep it that way.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
One night...
in the not too distant future we will be cheering for Oakland to win so the Rangers can clinch with a win the next day.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
We already clinched!!!
I just want a celebration 11 years in the making!
Is that too much to ask for? :(
What about if it's during the series with them?
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
I finally got home today...the Rangers win....
you can figure it out.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2010 9:15 PM CDT reply actions
That you were a jackass for leaving?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
absolutely.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Great game...
If Holland pitches like that the rest of the month he should be starting on his 24th birthday. And since I kinda led the Holland needs to be in Rangers rotation wagon the last month or so, I’m calling you out Dan. Still think Harden should have that rotation spot over Derek?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
winner.
Some on the young’ns in here prolly don’t even know who the hell this is.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I'm just a whipper snapper.
I know she’s a porn star. What is 17?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
2 years above her real age.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
by scoop16 on Sep 8, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Niiiice...
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
rec'd for old school porn knowledge
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, so was she full on screwing on camera at 15?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Wow.
Impressive.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Jenna Jameson had to buy a fake ID so she could strip in Vegas.
I think she was 16/17…
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Traci was the queen before Jenna took position.
Now it looks like Sascha Grey is the new big thing.
Meh.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
You need to get out less.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Sep 8, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
I like that line.
I’ve heard of Jameson, though. And I know Lords’s name, though I don’t remember what from until someone reminds me.
Melrose Place.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Traci Lords
was in Blade and Zac & Miri make a porno.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Damn, I forgot she was in that.
Kate Morgan was so damn hot in that movie.
Esquire had an article about her.
They’d stop the cameras, her co-star would stop, and she’d say, “What the fuck are you doing? Finish what you started.”
She was a fuckin’ tigress.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
LOL
Her “comeback” movie is one of my favorites of all time. It definitely has my favorite porn line EVER.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Sep 8, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Eff, it will not load for me, even in a new window.
Who is it?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Traci Lords
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Oh yeah, I caught on above, ty
Screen tested at 13 or 14, from what I remember.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"screen tested"
words have never been used so loosely….
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Traci Lords
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
You just blew my mind.
And what’s the line?
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 8, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
She says
“I couldn’t believe what I was doing. I was drunk on cock.”
I DIED laughing when she said that. The whole movie is absolute hilarity.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
This is sig worthy, sexually secure humans.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
That's our Mod, ladies and gentlemen.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Sep 8, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
TWRJS
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
You're right!
That IS what Ron Jeremy said.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
17 years ago she was 40?
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
Ah, the good ole days
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 8, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Winning feels so good!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
prison sex
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Sweet
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 8, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
rec'd because Scandrick is a Beast!!!!!
"Of all the things I have lost , I miss my mind the most-Random T-shirt
"There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity"-Unknown Author
by I draft the Cowboys!!!! on Sep 9, 2010 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
best one I can find is the angels one.
It’s ugly looking.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
x
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Sep 8, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
BOOMER SOONER
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 8, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I have a feeling I'm glad this one didn't work.
As much as I hate cats, I really didn’t want to see a 3 faced kitty.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
No not cats tonight
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Who is that?
Clayton?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Yes
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
i thought it was
Andre Woolfolk
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 8, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't know there have been several good 17's
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
by Rodney on Sep 8, 2010 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's why I drive a school bus
And if you get the one w/ the built in elevator, they can’t get away as easily!
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Valid point
I’ll take it under advisement.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
looks like Clayton to me.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Dumbasses!!
Yall are some dumbfucks! You call yourself sports fans?!?! Clayton was #9. It’s Mossis Madu!!! Even the sooner fan don’t know who the fuck it is and he posted it. Damn!!!
And the Sooner fan was drunk last night
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Dutch Mantis
He Do or He Do Not. There is no try.
by He Do What He Do on Sep 8, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
Greatness.
Rec’d, big time.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 8, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
halloween costume suggestion for LisaW and RachelB?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
you'd wear anything with Mantis head on it.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Ladyboy...
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I would pay to see it.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
That's what I look like
first thing in the morning…
Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
by stupidsexyflanders on Sep 8, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Sexy Mantis Women.
The fantasy of every male Rangers fan.
by JimCrankshaft on Sep 8, 2010 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm strangely attracted to this...
/looks around for real mantis porn
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Same here
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
It's all you then, I already got a greened Cruz
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
there's ALOT of good 16's out there.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Heheh
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I see what you're thinking there.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I need to run to the mall
brb
:)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Good idea
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
and some chlorophorm.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
We already had a whole subthread about Hermione.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
She was actually starting to grow on me until she went and cut off her hair recently.
God I hate pixie cuts. I think the only chick I’ve seen that actually could rock it was Nicole DeBoer.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Wow MIN might blow it here.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I thought that was Joesy!?!
But I could be wrong.
92 wins or bust!
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up." - Kevin Sherrington
by SonnyKoufaxLSU on Sep 8, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I heard Chris Davis had a good game tonight in the "playoffs."
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Let the healing begin...
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Sep 8, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
C'mon. Drains don't move.
It was the dog that MADE you drive into the drains.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Good point.
I just judged the drain by his RBIs when it was the dog’s OBP.
by philkid3 on Sep 8, 2010 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
This is a Library of Congress...
worthy comment.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's not go crazy.
Though I played that game, too, and royally sucked at it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Paperboy.
I think I was too young to really “get” that game.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I played it on an old Apple II GS.
The same thing we had in schools and used to play Oregon Trail and Number Muncher on.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
You all already know where I stand on Oregon Trail.
I’ve forgotten all about the Number Muncher game.
Slightly OT:
We would switch out the cord that connected the monitors to the CPU in middle school with the computer across from us, so that we could type to each other during class. Yea for green screens!
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
That seems like an incredibly complicated way to pass notes.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
We were in the T.A.G. class.
We lived on making things complicated.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
break dancers, random guy using air pump, tornados, kids on tricycles, runaway tires
just another day in the life of a paperboy
Close. But they pull it off, dammit.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Hell to the yea.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Sep 8, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
didn't Byron Hanspard wear 17, too?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
That was the total number of classes he attended in four years.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
way to go Mac
Anybody think that Mac could actually explain the math behind the magic number off the top of his head? He got the question on the postgame wrap:
How do you calculate the magic number?
His response – “Well, it’s the number of game you have to win and your opponent has to lose in order for you to clinch the division”
lol
Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2
Heh
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
by LSU Ranger on Sep 8, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Damn right it ain't
respice adspice prospice
by FormerDriller on Sep 8, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh wow
What rock have I been under not to see this before
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
lol, childhood memory rec
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
DBZ?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Specifically it's GT but he originated in Z
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Anybody recording "Terriers"?
Don’t spoil it for me.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
A show about small dogs?
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Sep 8, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
In honor of 17: party flying fortress?
"Embarrassing admission: I have never, ever, ever been able to see a guy's aura. That's right. I...am an aura-blind American." -Junior, FJM
by Desert Ranger on Sep 8, 2010 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
WOO WOO
this is your captain uuuuh….fair skies uhhhhh…gonna have a good head wind…giggity….uhhhh, chance of world series championship
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 8, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
By plane or by land we will get there!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Sep 8, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
ROAD TRIP!!!
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 8, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
OH HELL YES!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
by Rodney on Sep 8, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Where the hell is that damn "REC" button?!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Sep 8, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
That would be the best party plane ever!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You can buy flights on one at addison airport
I so want to do it.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
How much?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
dont remember exactly
but it isn’t cheap. the info is on the flight museums website i think
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Cool thanks.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
3-0
Mariners in the 2nd.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 8, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
I am enjoying watching the GDT on AN, but they are much cleaner there
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
fuck that noise
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules
by AndrusImpersonator on Sep 8, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of the Mariners
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
you just HAD to go there, didn't ya?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Hey...that works well, I like it. Of course he's swinging and missing
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
He's actually hitting an RBI single
I couldn’t find an actual picture of the back of his uniform, so I had to crop that off an MLB.com replay just now.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, so the fucking vagabond sports jagoff from NYC is calling out Ranger fans
Hey Arnie Fucking Spanier, you suck…why the hell would I care about talking to you even if you called me out? Punk ass fake bitch.
AND THIS IS ON THE RANGERS FLAGSHIP STATION???
They need to dump 105.3 asap.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Hi Sean!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2010 7:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I should have thought about that
Before I broke my radio…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
ok, so our remaining schedule includes
1 more game vs Tor.
3 vs Yanks at home
2 vs Det at home (OT: the schedule makes no sense. this two game series is surrounded by off days then we finish the season with 17 straight games. Stupid schedule makers.)
3 @ Sea
3 @ LAA
4 @ Oak
2 vs Sea
4 vs LAA
so we have 23 games remaining, mostly against the AL West, who for all intents and purposes, suck as bad as we have been sucking. Hopefully Colbyashi turns things around tomorrow with a good weekend series against the Yanks and I don’t see any way that Oak can come back.
btw…Oak has a tougher schedule to end the season with w 3 against Bos, 3 @ Min, 3 vs CWS. Those are a few tough series that they’ll have against teams fighting for the playoffs. (except Boston, but they are still a better team)
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
We get the worst 3 on the NYY rotation.
Vasquez, Hughes, and Burnett.
2 of 3 is very doable at home.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I think Hughes is being replaced by a AAA dude
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
So, same difference, amirite?
HIGH FIIIIIIIIVE
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 8, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Blerg, do you just live to inflict pain PADMY?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Down low, 'cause that's how I roll.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Wait, wtf did I just type?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
THAT.......JUST........HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Nothing wrong w/ a bro low five except if it's during a devil's threeway, then it's gotta be high
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
I knew it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
those AAA dudes give us trouble
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Bleah, piss off mate.
I don’t fancy a match right now.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Who'd like a banger in the mouth?
Oh right, I forget that here in the states they call it a “sausage in the mouth.”
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 8, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Mash!
Heh, football does not exist to me until the World Series is decided…especially this year, after waiting so very long for the Rangers to return to the playoffs.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
by Rodney on Sep 8, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
btw...my wife gave birth to our baby girl a few days ago
She came 4 weeks early. She was eager to see the Rangers make the playoffs I guess. She’s happiest swaddled in a Rangers blanket. At least that’s how I see it :)
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 8, 2010 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 14 recs
Awesome dude.
:D
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Dad, is kindof a surreal thing
and this is her first visit to LSB while she sleeps in my lap. I get the feeling I’ll do this more than once :)
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Yup. Kind of like that feeling when your wife first said, "this is my husband"
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I'm not sure she's even willing to admit that yet
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Ah, stop it
I am getting emotional over here good sir.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
congrats
I was just thinking how cool it’ll be that my newborn will have a Rangers playoff visit in his first year. So will yours!
Go Rice Owls!
I have a 7 year old and a 4 year old.
They’ve never witnessed the Rangers in the playoffs. That soon will change.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Congrats G!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Huge grats
Are you naming the baby Elvisia?
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
I laughed
"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123
by FormerLSBUser on Sep 9, 2010 2:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Congrats
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 8, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Congrats duder!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2010 7:25 AM CDT up reply actions
This kid Durango for Sand Diego is F-U-C-K-I-N-G Fast.
I mean Carl Lewis fast.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Carl Lewis is so fuckin' great.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Can't sing worth a shit though
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
True
But he didn’t grab his crotch like she did.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Classic moment. Poor Carl.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Fuck Coco Crisp.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
But oh, shit, that catch attempt in the stands was hysterical
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
This, and they dumbass that dove for it
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
anybody named after a cereal
deserves mistreatment
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Thats why i'm naming my kid
Graham Golden Orange.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 8, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Fruity Pebbles Orange
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
That can be for my last child
Those are always the most fruity. I’m going to name all my kids after cereal. Seriously. Now I just hope Chicken Girl is willing to do this, or I will have to find someone else who won’t stand up for their self.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
She's still around?
Such a pimp, tripnick.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Huckleberry
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Good
I’m ’fraid of men whos missen digits.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Watched Cocaine Cowboys. Good shit.
They need to make a doc about Mickey Munday, the pilot. I wanna know what he was doing on the lam for 6 years. And how he got caught.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Good for you, crackerjack.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
We talked about that the other day, still greatness.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
LMAO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haLM-1AEESY&feature=related
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
I love Roddick's line.
“Why you gotta drop the racquet?”
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
That's pretty good one too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzNE5oV-xjg&feature=related
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Is that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bga4vLTOJ4U&feature=related
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
"Give us a hand, mate"
RIP Steve…you golden locked beast.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2010 7:29 AM CDT up reply actions
The chick at the start looks like somebody cross-bred Jessica Biel with Tyne Daly and a chipmunk.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Uhhhh, what?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, I actually see it now.
Weird.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Slapshot was on TV and I missed it.
Still never seen that movie.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Damn I really like that movie
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
OT-Anybody have video of the Josh Hamilton homecoming.
I missed it a while back and forgot about it till now.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
You don't wanna do that to yourself.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 8, 2010 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I know a lady who burns all Ranger things to DVD
I could beg/ask. I haven’t spoken with her for a while, but we should be good.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Sweet. Thanks!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
It's been a couple of years ago.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I really liked the show he did
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
You were the tall dude w/specs at suite night, am I correct?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Yes old guy with bacon hot dog I was =)
With the Michael Young shirt
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
What, I wear specs too, and you are taller than me
Plus you have a goofy screen name. I mean, I could be unflattering, but I was trying to be friendly…
No biggie :)
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Haha
Just kidding. That was my best description of you I could think of. And I really wish I had gotten one of those hot dogs.
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Nice to see this place with some life again!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Even I am reading the PGT tonight... I have missed for like three weeks.
"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123
by FormerLSBUser on Sep 8, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously...
I think Josey was the leading commenter over the losing streak.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Comcast really picked the best time ever...
to make my Internet connection explode.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I posted a lot......of nothingness.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I've actually never been so happy to be on vacation as I was this last weekend.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I've been on a self-imposed baseball vacation over the past 5 days or so.
No games, not even and MLB: The Show.
Hopefully I can dive back into it now.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
I was out of town for a couple of days during the streak
so I doubt it was me.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
OT: I don't like the way the Wii tells you it needs to do something
like what I assume is a software update.
it’s been sitting in the media thing flashing its light angrily waiting for us to pay attention.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Child's system acts like a child
Makes sense to me
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
I'm old enough now that I'm fine with that, LOL
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I meant as it compares to 360 and PS3 based on demographic and game selection
I own one myself
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
It seems a lot more aimed at middle-aged people with little to no video game experience to me.
And girls who want to fit in and think talking about how they bowled on Wii will make them one of the guys.
I won one in a raffle after I already had one
I gave it to my mom (my grandmother lives with her). They LOVE it.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I really like the blue light.
I have it as bright as possible and sometimes I ignore messages just so when I turn the lights off there’s that cool blue light.
I like that it's blue
but, you know, I could just turn on the floor lamp with the blue CF bulb in it and get awesome blue all over the living room instead.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
i turned the light thing off
annoying as hell
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Nice
I hate those fuckers
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Against the Indians, a team they seem to be on par with nowadays
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Have they officially given up on the division yet?
I thought it was cute how they went out of their way to say they hadn’t when they traded Fuentes.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
They're fuckin done and about to get swept by the Indians. Rejoice!
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Well congrats on your walkoff Angels. You avoided the sweep and are only 6 games under .500 now
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
I don't know how to add a picture
But John Havlicek needs some love while we are on #17’s
So the Rangers hit a 5 game skid at the worst possible time and who is that
steps up and leads once again?
Hello, Michael Brian Young …what is that, a 15 for 38 or somesuch on this roadie?
LSB gonna hate and Face is gonna lead.
Yo Rodney, go grill some pineapples and then use a big tumbler filled with STFU for the glaze.
LOL.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Why modify?
That’s been used against him many a time.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinda like Little Brother's sequel...
fell flat on it’s ass.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Shit, I need my Joseytionary.
Who is Little Brother?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
You need to worry more about your precious little football team
not going 4-8.
Again.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Oh I'm not worried about it.
Thanks for the concern, though. I knew you just couldn’t quit me.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Death, taxes and 4-8.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
What are...
Two things you can always count on and Josey Wales’ height?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Right you are
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Big rec
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Oh right, I knew that.
Stupid question.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought the sequel was better than the original.
You’re just sore because he said Rangers100 was worse than you.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 8, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
They both were solid...
and I think it’s time for Ben to complete the trilogy.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Who gives a fuck?
You live in dipshit Utah and think running water is the bomb.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
And you thought the penis pump was a good idea back in the day
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Sep 8, 2010 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Someone's been snooping in Josey's manbag.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
This was so amazingly out of left field and completely unrelated to everything.
I can’t stop laughing.
You DO know that Utah was a US pioneer in women's suffrage, right?
Women had the right to vote in Utah in 1870, but Congress took it away in 1887. Suffrage was again granted to women as part of the state’s constitution when Utah was admitted to the Union as a state in 1896.
In the future, you should pull Michael Young’s balls out of your mouth long enough to do some research and make your logical fallacies factually correct.
But where were they when we were fighting the great 17th amendment battle?
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 9, 2010 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
The War is Over, PADMY.
Let the Healing Begin.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 9, 2010 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
They were actually the lone state to oppose it
The following state rejected the amendment:
1. Utah (February 26, 1913)
Go Rice Owls!
heh
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Besides the very beginning of the year, this was the best possible time IMO w/ how the A's are playing
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
So he's been good this road trip...
but the Rangers have been losing? Some leader.
I’m joking of course, but you know, we actually do like Michael Young.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Still trying for ye olde "hilarious reaction" ?
The same player who refused to let This Thing quit after it started 23-42 in 2007 and who still played 150+ games for an under .500 team although he had two broken fingers (did I mention he was a SS?!?!!??!?!) in 2008 was a major player when his team needed him the most….yet again.
Bravo Michael Young.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I like Michael Young, he's a good baseball player
But I do not understand when the Rangers of 2008 needed him producing a .741 OPS, his worst since 2002, on the way to finishing 21 games out of first.
Dammit, would you like at that Gold Glove though.
"Embarrassing admission: I have never, ever, ever been able to see a guy's aura. That's right. I...am an aura-blind American." -Junior, FJM
by Desert Ranger on Sep 8, 2010 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice game tonight...
but was he ‘leading’ last night when going 0-5.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Never question the Face's Leadership.
Michael Brian Young is in JW’s Umbrella of Protection.
Lots of dodgeball left to play, Slick.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 8, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
He do what he do.
The pillar of this franchise on and off the field.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Nope, doesn't need one
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Our red jerseys are so freaking legit.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Ya.
I’ve got a red Hamilton, navy Elvis, and an old blue Young (t-shirts of course). I’ve also got the batting practice jersey from the 2008 Home Run Derby of Hamilton.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Poland?
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
to hit the reply button?
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
by booyakasha on Sep 8, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
x
d_a_cameron Tonight is the 63rd game the Mariners have hit a home run in this year. The Blue Jays have 63 games with 2+ HRs. (h/t ESPN Stats and Info)
Man that is weak
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Bases loaded, let's see if he can get out of it
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Fuck, the Mariners can't turn a DP, damnit
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
I hate Wright
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Still screwing the Rangers
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I'm actually expecting a couple fights tomorrow in the Vikings-Saints game...
Should be good.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
Here is the direct quote of my assignment for my English class today:
After reading Brunett and Marshall’s work, go to Yahoo and see if analyze it. Compare and contrast what they say with what you see and then you say what you see. Make sure to include pics.
This man got a PhD in English. . .
OMFG, what school is this? Do you get to fingerpaint?
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Hey now.
You’re talking about Josey’s major at Tech.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
That's unpossible...
"Embarrassing admission: I have never, ever, ever been able to see a guy's aura. That's right. I...am an aura-blind American." -Junior, FJM
by Desert Ranger on Sep 8, 2010 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Did he get his degree
from someplace in the Eastern Bloc?
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
In Russia, English study YOU!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
My favorite
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
by Conjunction on Sep 8, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah that's a good one.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you have to wear a helmet to get into this school?
Or oven mitts, so when you go into your rage fit because you have to go pee pee you wont claw your eyes out?
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 8, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
So David Eckstein is the obvious number 1 on any "Grittiness Scale."
Who else is on the scale and where do they rank?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Would the brothers Giles make the list?
"Embarrassing admission: I have never, ever, ever been able to see a guy's aura. That's right. I...am an aura-blind American." -Junior, FJM
by Desert Ranger on Sep 8, 2010 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Andres
he is Mr. White, after all.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
MY playing 3B?
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
From what I heard, it prolly should have been an error
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
You hit it at Michael Young.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
PAST A DIVING MICHAEL YOUNG
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
by RangersSD on Sep 8, 2010 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
ha
last night….Seattle had 2 hitters in their lineup with a batting average over .250
tonight..they have 1!!!!!! Ichiro at .314….next best is Figgins at .248
Figgy is up to .248 huh? He must be doin' some hittin' here lately.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Just got a double on a road team scorekeeper call. Chone is shit now
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Isn't it great?
I’ve been waiting for Chone to suck for years now. And now he’s in Seattle sucking and the Angels don’t get his overperformance.
Fortunately the other 24 organizations in baseball that weren’t as smart as Seattle failed to see the genius this last offseason to sign him.
Go Rice Owls!
Way to go, Seattle.
Next time somebody complains about our lineup I’m posting this:
That hypothetical person can still be right about our lineup, but damn.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 8, 2010 11:32 PM CDT reply actions
Thanks for nuthin', Seattle.
Blech.
At least this time tomorrow night I’ll be able rag on Favre or Brees.
win-win
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
As a Saints fan I have no idea what to expect
Saints never can play two good years back to back. But I had a lack of hope last year and it worked out so I will go with that strategy again.
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Buahahahaha!!!!
LookoutLanding
Next on Mariners Live: Huskies highlights
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Dangit
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
by RangersSD on Sep 8, 2010 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Geez, what is it about the Rockies and this time of year. 6 straight...
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Can we ever get a new postgame thread?
I’m not bitching. A lot. Just seems when the bastard hits 500 we should be able to get a new one just automatically through some computer wizardy or some shit.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
This post makes you sound about 100 years old.
“Computer wizardry and some shit.”
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, wizardry that requires dung is so 1800s
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
We probably could...
but I don’t really think it’s necessary since these threads aren’t filling up in 30 minutes like GDTs. It’s all a subthread here, a subthread there.
Plus, it’s fun seeing how much we fill up a PGT.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 8, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, we're goin minor leagues now? Ok....
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
by booyakasha on Sep 8, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
I wanted to get a Rangers shirt for the game in Seattle.
But I have spent almost all the money I saved over the years on school since my financial aid is still being held up.
:(
That sucks.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
How are you going to afford the...
champagne hot tub?
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 9, 2010 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions
AJM's commission money.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
is it also a time machine?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Hey Rob...
would you say the odds of the Rangers clinching in Oakland are looking pretty good?
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 9, 2010 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not trying to be!
I’m seriously asking if that’s what it is looking like.
(But it is kind of mean and I apologize.)
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 9, 2010 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't addressed to me, but who cares
I’m drunk… We each have 12 games till then. It looks quite possible. The magic number has to be anywhere between 8 and 1 (inclusive) before we start a four game series there for it to be possible. For us to clinch before then, we’d have to be well over .500 in these next 12 games (like at least 9-3), and they’d have to be well under .500 (like 4-8). If we both play mediocre ball, it is very possible we clinch after that.
This all assumes the Angels don’t make up their 2.5 game deficit on the A’s by then.
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
It looks to me...
like it’s going to either be in Oakland or back in Arlington which is good.
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 9, 2010 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions
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