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by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 9, 2010 8:38 PM CDT
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You can have Dave, I'll take Len!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Sep 9, 2010 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
WOO WOO
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
fail
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
by RangersSD on Sep 9, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
x
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
I wouldn't want Doug Mathis touching me either.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 9, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
DoMath or the Asian Kid
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
You can't spell Doug Mathis without Dogshit though...
/LSJ
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Hey, was like from '08 when the entire team had the flu?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
No this was swine flu
last year I think
"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123
by FormerLSBUser on Sep 9, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...Swine Flu
hmmm….whatever happened to that pandemic…..ugh….
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 9, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Feliz recently has proven one thing to me
There is no way he isn’t getting a shot at the rotation within the next few years. Maybe it doesn’t happen next year, but the secondary pitches are there.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
No shit
That curve which was prolly a ball locked Overbay up. I think it’s why blue rang him up.
"Ooooh....I want some fucking pancakes!" son of willamos2
Nah, it just barely caught the top of the strike zone according to gameday.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 9, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
It was pretty clearly in the strike zone
on the pitch tracker at least. Not straight in the middle of the plate, but a no doubt about it high strike. And of course, that came right after he was seeing high 90s heat on a few pitches.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
one good seconday pitch
out of every 15-20 pitches he throws doesnt count as “there” to me.
by kumizi on Sep 9, 2010 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
when you have heat like Feliz has
that is all you need.
"Of all the things I have lost , I miss my mind the most-Random T-shirt
"There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity"-Unknown Author
by I draft the Cowboys!!!! on Sep 10, 2010 2:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Splits are good
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
by jam0152 on Sep 9, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
that's quite an ass... who is she?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
It is, but her face appears a little beaten from the other images I'm looking at
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Welcome to LSB Dr. Brown. I knew that kinda looked like here.
I’ve been typing a lot today, do you have a procedure that can help me?
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Wow
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
16!!!
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 9, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Liked him better as #22...
but this will have to do for tonight…
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 9, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
One of my all time favorite athletes
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
winning vastly superior to losing
The Mantis is fucking us in the ass right now.
by RA Dickey on Sep 9, 2010 8:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
x
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
by scoop16 on Sep 9, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Oh yeah!
Scoop, Buddy Bell, and Sunny. Favs from my young-un days.
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Shit, I suppose I need to scan all my 80's baseball cards now.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I wish I still had mine.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
i need to get all my old cards from my storage unit
aka mothers house
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
there's a clip online
somewhere (or used to be) w/joe morgan on sunday night baseball telling jon miller a “trivia question” and it was: who hit baseballs harden than anyone ever and most consistently? or something like that
jon miller just sorta sat there in silence im just sure b/c had he tried to reason w/it would probably have had a brain anyeurysm.
the answer was one al oliver
by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
16!
[IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/mr3fhw.jpg[/IMG]
92 wins or bust!
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up." - Kevin Sherrington
by SonnyKoufaxLSU on Sep 9, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Dammit!
16 baby!
92 wins or bust!
"If Nolan Ryan hadn't been born, Larry McMurtry would have made him up." - Kevin Sherrington
by SonnyKoufaxLSU on Sep 9, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I immediately regret clicking on that
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 9, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I should have taken your statement as an indication not to click on it.
Not be like, ‘What is it?’
I’m a moron.
Also, don't do heroine, it's bad for you
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Never more kind to you.
Now be a gent, and cut off you penis with a chainsaw, fucktard.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Porn Star Joe, anyone?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
lol
awesome
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 9, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Out of all 16's...this is the best one. WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Sorry for my ignorance
Why is he 16?
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 9, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
16 time World Champ
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
You're just bitter because you're not..
a limousine ridin’, jet flyin’, kiss stealin’, wheelin’ dealin’ son of a gun. WOOOO!!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hahaha. I secretly liked Ric Flair and used to run around Woooooing.
/confessionsofaloser
Replace Jim Knox
by benjihana on Sep 9, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
RIP
Skandor Akbar
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Which rasslin' federation was it
that had Eric Embree back in the day? When I was little I watched the hell out of that.
by UserToBeNamedLater on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I went to a Redhawks game in OKC last weekend
They show the Ric Flair woo and the entire crowd does it. And they show it a LOT.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Enjoy the Redhawks while they last...
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Eh. I enjoyed going to see them there
Our hotel was literally right behind the ballpark – we walked out the back door and there was the outfield fence.
The team moving to Round Rock is just a new excuse for a road trip. This year we did OKC → Kansas City → St. Louis, I’m thinking Round Rock → San Antonio → Houston next year.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Are you on a quest to hit every mediocre American city? :-)
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Nah
but we only had the long weekend plus one day, and the schedule worked out. Eventually we’ll do a west coast road trip, but that’ll involve more planning. This was kind of a spur of the moment thing.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Braggart
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
they play it
every time chris paul scores at hornets games (or used to) that really sucked hearing that when he kicked the mavs ass in the po’s. almost turned me against flair
by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions
this is the best .gif alive
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
16 time world champ, I presume?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
That makes sense if it's true.
I never understood why wrestlers tout their number of championships. It means that you lost the belt that many times. Tell me how long you held it, not how many times.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 9, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I think most of the big dogs only do when you get past a certain number, like 5.
Then and only then are you allowed to bow your chest out.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Flair held one of his WC's for the longest time if memory serves correct.
Something like a two or three year stretch in NWA or WCW.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
See, that's more impressive to me
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 9, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
if it was WCW, its not that impressive
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Yeah, didn't HHH go 3 and a half years?
Daddy’s son in law gets what he wants.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
He also apparently is one heart attack from owning the WWE.
Got a nice little seat next to Vince recently.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a great on-air guy
I have no idea how he’d run the business behind the scenes, but he could take over for Vince as the CEO without a problem
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He's pretty much head of booking now.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
i havent kept up
with wrestling really the past 5 years or so, i assumed shane kinda stepped away from it a little and concentrated on starting a family. though im sure he’s still involved
this reminds me, though probably few will see this, the best most well written piece every time it comes out on deadspin is the dead wrestler of the week segment, there latest rendition is owen hart (a very sore subject in the wwe’s spine) i actually still need to read this one but they’re always a joy:
http://deadspin.com/5608464/dead-wrestler-of-the-week-owen-hart
by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 4:25 AM CDT up reply actions
They don't mention that
But it is funny when you have a guy win and lose the belt a few times throughout the year. They don’t do that as much anymore though thankfully.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Who wins the orange award? Him or George Hamilton?
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Hamilton by a landslide.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I can't wait for the magic number to be at 5
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Have a towel and...
Replace Jim Knox
by benjihana on Sep 9, 2010 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Rec for the reference
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
ditto
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 9, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll have a pan-galaxtic garggle blaster
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I was lucky enough to get my copy
signed by Douglas Adams.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I used to have a copy of the Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide
that was autographed. I had lent it to someone when that dude took 12 hits of acid and shot himself.
I thought it would be awkward to ask his parents for it back.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Tell them you want it to remember them by
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I used to have a limited edition signed A-Rod ball, a charity thing...he only signed 300
And then I had a puck filled with the last Reunion Ice the Stars skated on, Eddie signed it at a Rangers charity game.
And then I had a Nolan Gold-signed thingy…
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Oh wait, then I got divorced and all that shit came up missing...
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
It's probably sitting
in Von MarriageSmashers office as we speak
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
I'm so happy that they've won these past 2 games
If only because of how annoying it was for everyone to join in with Cahill and Josey on the “This team isn’t that good” and the “As are still in it” bandwagons. Hopefully, both of those bandwagons have been driven off a cliff.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Still a lot of Pad Thia to eat...personally, I prefer the seafood version.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Dang it
Beat me to it
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
very nice.
DONGER NEED FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
"You say it's your birthday, dunununuh!!!!!!"
“Hey Jude……..”
Genius, ad-libbed. AMH is genius.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Wait until Feliz strikes out Ryan Howard to win the WS....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 9, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2010 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Yes tonight it was. I was going with yours but you already posted it.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Alright, so this is a good night.
Rangers win. Real football starts again. Now on my third read through of the Scott Pilgrim graphic novels I’m on volume 5 again, which is my favorite.
Of course, it would be better if I hadn’t gotten a call from work earlier asking me to come in tomorrow. It would have been nice to have three days off in a row. Oh well.
I don't believe you, he doesn't do that. Not his MO
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
We call those "gunslings"
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 9, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
So much grit.....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 9, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
HE'S JUST HAVING FUN OUT THERE!!!
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 9, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I'll go for a walk.
You’re not fooling anyone, you know.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I feel better!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Did you ever notice that cat bashing in the background?
Best part of the entire scene…
"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123
by FormerLSBUser on Sep 9, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey look, a Favre INT.
Go figure.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
All is normal in the world now
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Time for some Ryan Adams
Got sixteen days / Fifteen of those are nights / Can’t sleep when the bed sheet fightsIts way back to your side
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
by WestTxAg06 on Sep 9, 2010 8:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
And the ghost has got me running......
Saw Whiskeytown about 5 times. One was one of the best shows ever. One was one of the worst, but the worst one was still greatness in it’s drunken frivolity. Loved that fucking band, but it was really held together by Caitlin Cary.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
i just recently became a fan, really wish i had known about them back in the day
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
by WestTxAg06 on Sep 9, 2010 8:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Phenomenal
indeed cause Ryan was just a drunken poet looking to burn out. I was convinced he wouldn’t live this long.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
dude is a pimp
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yeah, its a wonder hes still alive
I love that he landed Mandy Moore but I hate that hes just “Mandy Moore’s husband” to the idiot crowd.
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
by WestTxAg06 on Sep 9, 2010 9:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He sings with Phil and Friends (the Grateful Dead's bassist's band) and nails Jerry Garcia's parts...
Good stuff.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Hehe
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
by LSU Ranger on Sep 9, 2010 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
only bigger waste of money was the Sega 32 and the Atari Jaguar.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
And I was soooo jealoius
when my friends where getting the Jaguar and I was stuck with the NES.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
So much hype, so much fail.
I’d rather have a neo geo.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Game Cube.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Rogue Squadron FTMFW.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
So much.
It sucked that it was the only game I had at the time (I got the GameCube whole sale three weeks before US release through a friend), and I beat it on the first day.
But then I kept playing it and kept enjoying it. . .
But Melee and Prime were easily both in my top 10 at one point. I can still only think of 1-3 games I enjoyed more than Metroid Prime on first play through.
This makes me feel old!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I got my Game Cube for like thiry bucks.
I got easily that much fun out of Smash Bros and Mario Kart with my friends.
That game is the MF'n bomb.
Got me through Iraq playing that with buddies on the Wii.
FALCON PUNCHHHHH!
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Captain Falcon was okay.
I used Ganondorf alot, and he was almost the same character, just a little tougher and a little slower.
And I could own faces with Marth. Eventually no one would play me if I used either of those two.
by Arson55 on Sep 9, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually. . .
. . . looks like he’s currently #2, right behind Fox on the same tier.
Also, clearly my friends and I play Brawl wrong since Zelda is banned from being played too often, yet she’s bottom tier. I’m guessing a pro could kill someone spamming Din’s Fire.
Though that's based on head-to-head.
I’m much, much, much better with Toon Link H2H. I rule with Zelda because of dominating distracted players in a four player brawl.
How is Ness so low?
Or Game & Watch? They were two of my favorites. Ness was the only other one I used nearly as much as Marth.
Because they don't do very well in competetive play.
Their moves and movements aren’t very good at the highest level of H2H.
Playing at home with friends is a completely different thing. Especially if you play free-for-alls with items on broken stages. It’s also much, much more fun, I have no interest in becoming a competitive Smasher.
But when you get to money-winning tournaments, you get to an insane level of player. Are you familiar with Wave Dashing?
I guess all that's true.
But damn, I almost never lost a head to head with Ness. Of course, I was just better than my friends.
And no. I don’t think so.
Don't know if you can tell in this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cw3zaC_YQI&feature=related
It’s a slightly complicated use of the buttons that allows you to glide along the stage and recover quickly. Essentially, move around really fast.
It’s essential to playing at a high level in Melee, and different characters can wave dash better than others.
Competitive Melee play gets intense. . .
And silly me for not thinking of competitive Smash Bros.
Given that I watch pro level Starcraft it shouldn’t be such a strange concept. I guess. It just doesn’t seem like a well balanced game for it.
How does that look?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 9, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Pro Starcraft.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
It can be interesting to watch if you're a huge nerd.
Some games are of course more interesting than others.
I entered
this competition not because I am good at StarCraft, but I am good at writing software. Yes I’m a fuckin nerd. Check out Team Liquid’s page if you want to see the real pros.
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
I watch a lot of casts of pro level players.
I want to see more of TLO. I haven’t seen him in anything lately.
It seems weird as a Protoss player for a Terran player to be my favorite, but whatever.
It sucks that I missed the live casts of the MLG tournament. HuK is a pimp also. And, you know, he plays the right race.
i enjoyed my time
with the game cube. most my friends preferred the ps2 though (and xbox) so i eventually got a ps2, still have that and play it from time to time. pretty good sports games
by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Blaster Master FTW.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Sega 32 owns
It had Space Harrier, which was well worth whatever extra I payed for the brick to put on top of my genesis
POWER!!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Sweet
Jesus was my closer, till he blew the save.
by DonDrapersOPS on Sep 9, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Hehe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh5eis0sMHI
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
much better.
gimme some Altered Beast, Arch Rivals, and Mutant League Football!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
very underrated game.
along with Earthworm Jim.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
ToeJam andEarl
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I must spend too much time in gaming circles.
Because I sure as hell feel like Earthworm Jim is one of the most revered games in the history of the universe.
that's cause it is.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Absolutely.
I’m just amazed seeing it called underrated when I feel like it’s so highly rated. But, again, I spend way too much time reading and talking about gaming with other gaming people.
G-ROOOVY!
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
=)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1tQ6nnTIsA&feature=related
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Shreveport Captains in LSB H2H Fantasy League
Mutant League Hockey.
And one game that I can never remember the name of for original Sega. Something like ____ Pigskin football.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 9, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it was determined that many people have worked hard on this meme and if you have a good one, you can post it
Someone can correct me if I’m wrong
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Let’s not just give Mantis credit when things are good again. The Mantis left us for a while.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I burned you mantis
you’re dead to me.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 9, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Every time I see that fucking bug on here, all I can think is
STEP ON THAT FUCK!
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
The Mantis has a place in my heart
Let’s keep him around thru good and bad
It's like a kid who was sent to his room peeking out of the door and asking if he can come out yet
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
#16 on my Long List...
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
I don't like a woman who is more handsome than me.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
best nude scene in Hollow Man.
So much win there.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Mountain of makeup.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
The Gates
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Shitty show, but I like her.
Can’t believe they had to make Happy Town the casualty for it, though.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 9, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Steven Tyler?
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 9, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Her and Kimber in Niptuck 3 way
pure awesomeness
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Indeed.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 9, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a very good season
The show was still entertaining in the last couple of seasons, but it clearly topped out then.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Shiancoe says "Who Dat!"
Vikes up at the half.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
27 seconds is plenty of time for NO
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
He's my mandatory
tight end this year. My FF skills are unmatched:)
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
I got Finley
he’s gonna be a beast this year
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Dude... Favre has still got something.
At forty-fucking-one years old… that dude can still zing it.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I hate him.
He’s A-Rod to me. But fuck if the dude can’t play quarterback.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
He's good. At times very good.
But he shouldn’t be considered one of the all time greats. The only reason he has so many records is because he never missed games.
People say the same about Emmitt
He only had so many yards because he played so long… I don’t really buy it. Favre was truly great for a lot of years, and the fact that he’s 41 and still playing at such a high level, I think, attests to his greatness.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
TBH, he is annoying the shit out of everyone w/ his waffling to get out of training camp
But it’s the media’s fault. Just stop reporting the shit
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
the media whoring is disgusting
that’s the reason I hate him. But I do like watching him play quarterback.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
cocksucker wouldnt retire when his wife had cancer, wouldnt quit playing
when his dad died and wouldnt retire to see his kids grow up. whatever, he’s a drama queen little bitch.
by Phat Elvis on Sep 9, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, he did have so many yards in large part because he played so long so well.
Playing so long and so well is really great.
One of Emmitt’s greatest skills was his ability to move just right to avoid getting squared up.
And that kind of staying power is amazing.
But it’s not the same thing as being a great player. Favre makes way too many stupid decisions to be a great quarterback. Way, way too many. Emmitt didn’t have that problem.
They played two different positions, so Favre was exposed to making different kinds of mistakes.
I don’t disagree his gambles and interceptions have killed his team at times – they have. But he’s won a hell of a lot more than he’s lost (181-104) and so did Emmitt.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Risk/reward has paid off well for him.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
'Bout the same as Peyton.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Nope, I think he's overrated by a lot of the more casual football fans.
But I still put him with the greats.
Oh, no doubt.
Remember when he stepped over the line, knowingly, and then just chucked a pass anyway when his team was on the goal line?
He laughed. Everyone laughed along with him. It was like Vlad getting thrown out at third. “He’s just having fun out there!!!”
Anyone else gets (rightfully) butchered.
He has the protection of Ed Werder and ESPN.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
the only reason nolan ryran has all those k's and nohitters is because he played so long
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
How cool must it be to be one of the high school kids he zips passes to...
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Given what Moreland did to the lefty tonight, can we please send Cantu back from whence he came?
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Cantu had a moderate game yesterday, gonna give Wash a false sense of talent I'm afraid
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Wash seems to be coming around on that idea
which is awesome.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Somewhere, I have a tape of Nadel's call of the epic Nolan Ryan/Bo showdown...that ball hasn't come down yet.
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Greatness.
What could have been…
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 9, 2010 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Freaking hip.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Sep 9, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Everything Zen!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Sep 9, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I love that song.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
no
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Sep 9, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
I’ll admit… there was a time in my life… I’m not proud of it. I rocked the fuck out of this album.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I'm worried as to how they're gonna play to the new generation rocker.
I have doubts about going to their show, but fuck it.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Should I fly to Los Angeles....find my asshole brother
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
They're reporting a Brady extension
worth 19 mill/year for four years… highest paid player in the history of the NFL until Payton signs his deal
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Peyton will get 5 @ 22 a year. Mark it down.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
ok, you get epic rec merely for the fact you fished out the YF-16 and not the standard.
job well done.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I used to have a die-cast of that very YF-16 when I was a kid.
Pretty sure it’s still in a box somewhere, but it might be missing it’s tail, I’m not sure.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 9, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I had that same die-cast.
Loved those things.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec the fuck outta this.
And the 16’s VTOL brethren…but that involves Security po-po and FBI and shit. Why did I have to be working that night at 3 a.m.?
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Who loves the RANGERS!!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2010 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
I do!! I do!!!
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 9, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Good thing you didn't ask this question Tuesday night....
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 9, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I do, I do!
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
You're a muppet?
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 9, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
look away from the screen yo see the TV and hit the wrong reply
by RQ on Sep 9, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah...I know....
just had to give you some grief….
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 9, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I was waiting for it
I wish you could hit the remove button before anyone see it…but no such luck
by RQ on Sep 9, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL! Watching Jersey Shore during halftime..
First 5 minutes are intense. Throwing kitchenware at eachother.
Ha ha ha ha
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
the best guilty pleasure on TV today.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
fixed....
the best guilty pleasure worst human beings on TV today.
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 9, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
They offer comedic relief.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
only when featured on The Soup
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 9, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I really don't get the whole appeal of this show.
That shit is stupid to me. A lot of people like it though so maybe I’m just lame or something.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I embarrassed to say I love the hell out of this show.
Even though the situations are probably scripted.
Situation’s sis has his nose.
I cant believe any of you fuckers didn't post this...For shame
by blakethegr8 on Sep 9, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Think he'll come back and play third?
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Roll up your bicep in a shattered shoulder
And Smile, Smile, Smile!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
52
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Eleventy billion
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
$Texas
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Per Jason Cole
frisco has opened up a 7-1 lead, and LHP Martin Perez is still cruising. – 6IP I 2H I 1r I 1bb I 7k I 75 pitches/54 strikes
yaaaayyyyy!!!!!!
by Doc Mabee on Sep 9, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Big Game Marteeen.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
This is why JD said he was untouchable for trades.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Go Marteeen!
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Dude could be here in Sept. next year.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
heh
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Isn't he the youngest player
in AA-ball right now?
Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
by stupidsexyflanders on Sep 9, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Also the coolest!
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
I like to see
top prospects succeeding in the playoffs.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
I saw those first five innings
Martin was ON. Great control with the fastball, changeup was sick, breaking ball was sharp too.
Very impressive to watch.
Is there anything wrong with O'Day?
4 out his last 5 outings he’s allowed a run or more. Tired? Overexposed? Seeing a groundball guy who pitches low in the zone allow 3 HR’s in 3 straight games is a little worrisome.
Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
by stupidsexyflanders on Sep 9, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
Canada is his House of Horrors.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
O'Day isn't really a groundball guy though.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
by LSJ on Sep 9, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
a guy whose main pitch is a sinker then.
Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
by stupidsexyflanders on Sep 9, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
a HR in 3 straight games
that is.
Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
by stupidsexyflanders on Sep 9, 2010 9:11 PM CDT reply actions
All Day
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Same.
Stupid nickname
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Talk to his daddy
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
The one who was in prison?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
that be the one. lol
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Very fitting for him.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Let's get some yards AP, I need to win week 1!
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
16
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 9, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 11 recs
awesome
Can you make it say 17 and then the explosion changes it to 16?
by RQ on Sep 9, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I might do that.
I want to do something different once it gets down to 5
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
can I ask why 5 is special
if I should know, sorry
by RQ on Sep 9, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
don't apologize, 339 is good people
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
except that he made fun of my cellphone at Suite Night.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
It's a brick
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
Sorry man
I had a phone just like that less than 12 months ago…I got a lot of shit for it. I was trying to strike up a conversation by talking shit about your antiquated phone.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
it's a piece of shit and I'm glad you jocked me about it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
mine was a samsung that I had for
4 years…it took the thing breaking in half to get a new one.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
Ryno doesn't dwell on the past.
He just looks forward.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
You should be my wingman.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Ryno's married.
And Ryno stays true.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
No reason
other than that seems like the home stretch to me.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
do we have a thread to predict when the clinch will occur
or is that bad carma
by RQ on Sep 9, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
We discussed last night and I believe either on the road in Oak or here against Sea
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
could not get on last night
I would love to clinch at home but dont want to let the lead get down to under 7 again.
Plus I want to watch them dog piling at the Oakland “worst Baseball facility ever…until Tampa came along” Coliseum at like 1am here so I can jump up and down on the bed while my wife is sound asleep and wake up the neighbors
by RQ on Sep 9, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Make sure you have champagne to douse her with while she sleeps. She'll like that
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
well she is a huge Ranger fan
but also a pumpkin and asleep by 10 pm every night
by RQ on Sep 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I REC this every time I see it, keep it up
It seems slower tonight tho, hafta go check yesterday’s PGT
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
I liked Josh's comment at the end of the game...
“you always want to be smiling when going through customs”
Ball....toss.....antlers....
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 9, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
The place will be crowded. This will be the closest to a playoff series we've seen this millenium
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Any idea how many $15 SRO tickets they are going to sell?
And has the club done this before?
I count myself as an LSBer and if I need to hate myself more than I already do, I need to be aware of why. ~ Evan Grant
by Jose Cardenal on Sep 9, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Opening day there was 50k because of so many standing room only
That was the only time this year I know of that they sold standing room only
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
How many Yankee fans will be there?
damn but I HATE them!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
This is why we need to drown their asses out.
This is very important. If you are going and here one Yankee chant (regardless of the score), you shout it down! I will vehemently. This playoff preview isn’t just to get the players ready.
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Hmm Seems like Mayweather wouldn't agree to a fight with Pacquiao
because he already scheduled one with his ex-gf
Replace Jim Knox
OT
Bob Burnquist pulled a backside 900 on a mega ramp.
Meh. I’ll wait till Shaun or someone pulls the 1080 till I’m impressed again.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Searched for "Famous 16's" and found this, which I though was cool:
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Sep 9, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
The Wisconsin photo is hilarious.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Am I the only one amazed that Adobe has been around so long?
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Daily Standings?
Anyone know a site where I can look at the historical daily standings from this year? Would like to go back and see how this lead has grown/moved.
Jack Daddy
آپ کا استقبال کر رہے ہیں
(Urdu for YW)
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Had to get out my RTL keyboard for that one :-)
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Sorry, Right-To-Left. That's what I get for using obscure TLAs
(three letter acronyms)
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
16 cylinders of fucking muscle.....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Sep 9, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
yessir.
Veyron 16.4
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I was talking to one of my co-workers
who is a real Marlboro Man-type. I mentioned that I am researching cars in preparation for buying my next one, and he said, “I know what you need. I saw it on Top Gear. It’s a Bugatti Veyron.”
Yeah, I’ll get RIGHT on that. Because I would totally still be working if I had that kind of money.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on Sep 9, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
“Mom! Can we keep it?”
"Of all the things I have lost , I miss my mind the most-Random T-shirt
"There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity"-Unknown Author
by I draft the Cowboys!!!! on Sep 10, 2010 3:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Katrinakatrinakatrinakatrinakatrina
Katrinakatrinakatrinakatrinakatrinakatrinakatrinakatrinakatrinakatrinakatrinakatrina.
by philkid3 on Sep 9, 2010 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Like I said earlier, they hurricaned themselves just for the attention.
“Oh my God, people are drowning!.”
Yeah, drowning like a fox.
by blakethegr8 on Sep 9, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I didn't eff it, but I recced it.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 9, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
The 50th percential Clinch Date
is now 9/26… in Oakland.
Hope Cliff Lee pitches for you that day GoET
Go Rice Owls!
I'd rather they clinch at home...
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You have to admit, it would be beautifully ironic to see Oliver, Bengie, and Vladdy going crazy in Anaheim tho. It's still possible
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
I also want to see us clinch in Anaheim.
With Victor Rojas being unhappy.
by mizzou918 on Sep 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Typical Ranger fan!
May standings mean everything!
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Previous clinch dates
1996-9/27
1998-9/25
1999-9/26
At least we are consistant.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
by Texfan1996 on Sep 9, 2010 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was at 9/28/96
terrible game with all Triple A platers but no one cared because we were going to the PLAYOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by RQ on Sep 9, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was there as well
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Sofa King Sweet!!
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Sep 9, 2010 9:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Rec for having the sooner there falling behind
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
by booyakasha on Sep 9, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Agreed
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Ha, the quick shot of a fat Manny outside of Popeyes is great
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
That's fuckin' awesome.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
That was awesome
I busted out laughing at “I’m gonna need you to stop, lookin’ ass ni**a”
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
I'm glad Colby Lewis finally got a win...
by ghostofErikThompson on Sep 9, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions
An hour later..
lol
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Going down to the wire between Auburn and Mississippi State.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
'Preciate the heads up, the NFL game was tiring me
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
wow
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
rec'd for shock value
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
flagd
"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123
by FormerLSBUser on Sep 9, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
being freaky
"Hey Sanka, you can pee now... uuummm, too late...."
This used to be links to my websites... But the man got in the way, shut them all down... Damn the man...
Rangers Game Streams ~ Password: LSB123
by FormerLSBUser on Sep 10, 2010 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions
We already got rickrolled above w/ this one
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
This is what happens when you breed with your sister.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
Well
the more you know.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
Ok now you die too, fucktard,
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
This is boomer/spadesnake diseased schlong level...
Flagged.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey now
I only post old dead people and 3 eyed cats.
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
normal day in Arkansas
Follow me on Twitter @btbowling
by DallasHusker on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
looked that way, didn't it.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Give me another brewery to order an IPA from in Califonia.....I already got a couple of 6-packs of Russian River Brewery...anywhere else?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Jamarcus Russell likes your style.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 9, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Purple drank.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Show some respect.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
You have done Stone right?
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Alpine Beer Company
Thank me later.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
which ones? they have quite a few IPA's and some APA's
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Nelson and Duet
But really, all of them.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Sep 10, 2010 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
This is awesome
I think the song puts it over the top
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
Ha
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
He's right the song is the kicker.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Look 50 seconds in or so at that chick that slams into the post. Then some lady helps her, they go back and a big desk heads towards them
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
When did Will Smith start playing football? heh
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Sarcasm heh
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
aren't we all 0-0-1?
spread was 5, right? game was a push
"Don't confuse the outcome that a decision produces with the intelligence that went into making that decision."--Tony LaRussa
Flagged
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Vinny
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
FTW
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
you realize that's not a good thing for the pokes
right????
"Obviously you're not a golfer" -- His Dudeness
hey lookie there
another pokes fan, be nice if cox wasnt a complete fuckhead, a legit 1st or 2nd round talent til he wanted to expose himself to the world as a complete asshat
by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 4:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Considering what you guys did to get him, you deserved a better player.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 10, 2010 7:10 AM CDT up reply actions
PSA: This season's top four starters by fWAR
Rangers vs. Yankees
1. Cliff Lee 6.0, CC Sabathia 4.0
2. C.J. Wilson 3.8, Phil Hughes 1.9
3. Colby Lewis 3.5, Andy Pettitte 1.8
4. A.J. Burnett 1.2, Derek Holland 0.4
Meh, Holland looked good yesterday. I think the sample size is too small on him this year
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Too bad we'll have Fat Nick Blackburn's 0.1 in game 4 instead.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
only if it's 2-1
no way the rangers don’t throw Lee on short rest if they don’t lead the series
"Obviously you're not a golfer" -- His Dudeness
I'm not sure what I hate more
Tiny E or Fat Nick Blackburn
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
If you google Fat Nick Blackburn
This is the 5th result that comes up.
Great success.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
lol
I wonder if you used that a third time in that post, if you would have made the top 3.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
does fWAR account for playing time?
because it is hard to judge cumulative stats like WAR for a single game
Go Rice Owls!
Well, it's a counting stat, so, yes, the more you play better than replacement level, the more you accumulate.
Yes, for a single game you’d use the rate.
If we have a home playoff game on a Sunday
will it sell out?
Yes
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Didn't specify sorry
on a Cowboy home game day
Yes
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Every playoff home game in RBiA will sell out forever. Even if the frekin superbowl was going on next door
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Probably right
because the games would never play at the same time, if the games played at the same time it might “sell out”, but there would be a lot of empty seats
I have a question though
Do you think that Jerry would be willing to Let the Rangers use the Death Star Stadium in the World Series? Assuming that we get to there and there are no Game Conflcts?
"Of all the things I have lost , I miss my mind the most-Random T-shirt
"There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity"-Unknown Author
by I draft the Cowboys!!!! on Sep 10, 2010 3:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Sooners 35 Semenholes 13
"The 2010 Rangers...winning despite Ron Washington"
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
They both lose.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
OU $$ - FSU $$$
If we had a bomb, Pantera would hang out with us.
by Panorama on Sep 9, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
$Texas
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
by RangersSD on Sep 9, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait. . .
Vasquez, Burnett and some dude named Mosely? The Rangers should win this series even without Hamilton!
I want Hamilton back.....soon
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Pardon the ignorance, I usually miss daytime Ranger news. Any word on Cliff?
"I don't do a straight up Mitch for Butler" -- stupid booyakasha
Dustin Mosely?
I thought he got shipped to Japan.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Even with his second half slump. . .
. . . Elvis’s wOBA is right there with Jeter’s. WTF is happening to AL shortstops?
jeter is old as balls
he is not a good measuring stick
"Obviously you're not a golfer" -- His Dudeness
Even the Yankees will be kicked in the ass by the contract they're going to give him.
It’s not going to ruin them or anything, but still.
as long as he is ok with less playing time
that’s going to be a fun situation to watch play out for the yankees
"Obviously you're not a golfer" -- His Dudeness
Also right there with Elvis's wOBA: Yuniesky Betancourt.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
ELVIS IS 4TH IN AL SS WAR!!!
Like two runs behind Scutaro. If you switch from UZR to DRS for the defense, he moves past Scutaro.
WTF, American League? WTF?!
Remember a few years ago when ARod, Jeter, and Tejeda were all playing SS and raking?
Pretty crazy to see the difference now. Two are third basemen and one is still Derek Jeter.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 9, 2010 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I always liked Nomar for some reason.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Not that Elvis isn't having a solid season, and his this offense coupled with where his defensive talent probably goes beyond solid.
Solid just shouldn’t be 4th place in a position.
If only he was 27
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Sep 9, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't get me wrong, I love, love, love Elvis this season.
Less than I thought I was going to in May, but whatever. A shortstop capable of this plate discipline like this who I’m pretty sure is more likely to be plussy plus defensively than he has been this year at such a young age is a great thing. He’s already reached the level of production over his two years in the Majors that it was going to take for me to be fine with his prime (I hoped for more, but I only expected above average).
Man, I didn't realize he'd dropped to a negative in UZR this season.
Geez.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
It's reminding me of Ian's 2008 watching him.
You see this dude with all this rangey talent, and you know he’ll probably be better in future seasons.
But the mental lapses are maddening this season.
Elvis and offense...
I wonder how his numbers would look if he batted at the bottom of the order. I think he would see better pitches to hit if he batted lower.
Why would he see better pitches down there, rather than at the top, where pitchers don't want to put him on in front of the heart of the order?
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 9, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
That makes no sense to me.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 9, 2010 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, pitchers have to have simply realized he has no power or ability to pull right now
I wouldn’t really expect moving him to 9th would change the scouting report on him.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
What's frustrating is we already know he's capable of much better, because he was legit awesome last year.
Ian up to that point had always had issues with his D, but Elvis has regressed bigtime from where he was his rookie season, and he hasn’t at least correlated it with an increase in offense, either.
Not saying I’m down on him going forward, but I’m starting to realize his 2010 has been a bit of a disappointment.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
Kind of weird that his DPR is where the big negative is for his UZR
Might have something to do with Kinsler being out for a lot of the season and having less than stellar 1B to throw to as well.
That’s not to say he isn’t to blame a bit, but its kind of hard watching him play like we have and seeing any way that he could possible be a negative on defense.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Could be.
There is little doubt in my mind he’s a good-to-great fielder going forward. There is some doubt in my mind that he has been quite as bad as UZR says, but he hasn’t seemed that good for watching him. A whole lot of mistakes. Not something I expect to continue, but I certainly wouldn’t doubt anyone telling me he’s been average to barely above average.
Didn't they say the same thing
about Jose Reyes in his 2nd year?
Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
by stupidsexyflanders on Sep 9, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Point being
Reyes overcame the mental mistakes and has gone on to become a pretty neato SS.
Troy McClure: "Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!"
by stupidsexyflanders on Sep 10, 2010 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
mental lapses
seem to be a Rangers trademark.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
That's funny
that he is 14th overall, but 4th in the AL :)
It’s funny that Andrus is positive despite being negative Batting and Fielding.
"Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax."-https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
So I was browsing USS Mariner and LOL
curious if there was any stuff on the whole Zoinks debacle when I came across this hilarious post:
Lonely White People really like the Red Sox. The conclusion from this post is absolutely hilarious.
On a side note, its kind of interesting/funny/strange how those 2 sites have no front page news about Jack Z. Even we had a front page post about it here, albeit just a fanshot.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
if any reader had posted anything they'd have probably been banned
as Matthew has already said he doesn’t think anyone should talk about Lueke.
Go Rice Owls!
Just a couple of things...
With their win tonight the Houston Astros are 67-73. Anyone want to take a guess at the Halos record? That’s right, 67-73. Ahahahaha.
Also, I want Buster Posey to be a Texas Ranger.
That is all.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Maybe they'll take Molina back, since Tiny Tim likes throwing to him so much.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
The more I look at it, the more I think the Rangers should be winning 2/3 this next series.
At least. The pitching matchups just favor Texas so much.
Now it’s time to run the simulation and see if it agrees. . .
with our luck
the yankees will still figure out a way to take 2 of 3 and fuck us in the ass
by studcrackers on Sep 10, 2010 4:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Futurama pilot on Comedy Central right now.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Greatness.
I think I watched this all those years ago at my grandma’s house ha.
Genesis 1: 3-4 (Rangers Edition): And JD said "Let there be Lee," and there was Lee. And JD saw the Lee, that it was good: and JD divided the Rangers from the Angels. by Aquaman56
That's because you weigh about a buck twenty five...
…and the wind ends up blowing you down the road faster than Bengie can run. AJM on Aug 30, 2010
Such a good episode from a great show
Any opinions on the new season? After two bad episodes (Attack of the Killer App In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela), the season has been money. The Duh-Vinci Code, A Clockwork Origin, and Lethal Inspection are probably in my top 10 Futurama list.
by MonkeyEpoxy on Sep 10, 2010 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought Susan Boil was pretty funny
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
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so how far off is Neftali from the rookie saves record?
"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."
3 would set the new record
Baseball ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra
Psh, that's nothing
I had a dream involving Dirkatron and Stargate SG-1 once.
I don’t always have sex with men…but when I do, I prefer Josh Hamilton. - AJM
I had a dream about you a couple of nights ago...no shit.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
this is getting creepy
although, I had a dream about punching a bobcat in the face the other night. and killing it.
"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."
by Walter Sobchak on Sep 10, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
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