IF Pujols available...
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...and he is going to get it.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jan 18, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think he gets 10
with the Yankees and Red Sox out of the bidding
"I also have to say that I was pretty obviously wrong about C.J. Wilson. As recently as the All Star Break, I proclaimed the decision to move him the rotation a failure. That was epicfail of a, well, epic nature" - AJM
"My parents actually loved to pimp me too." - LSJ
Psh.
Even if Pujols was available we’ve got Mitch Moreland at first base man.
Who needs Pujols when you can have “professional at-bats”?
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
by LSJ on Jan 18, 2011 1:46 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
If he's willing to sign for 6/$180 he'll be staying in St. Louis
When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.
Ok, sure
When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.
yes
From what I read, the most likely obstacle to a deal in STL will be total years, not average salary.
Jason Werth got 7. Albert will get at least 8.
STL really really shit themselves by not being more aggressive with an extension offer last winter. Since then, the contracts for Howard, Werth, and Crawford have been given huge money.
"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
Grizzly Adams will never have this beard.
Your argument is invalid.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2011 1:48 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
In the highly unlikely scenario that Pujols is available
You pay him whatever the hell he wants to play here.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
If Pujols signs here, the child my wife currently bears will be named Albert.
Male OR female.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
That's a better name than poo-hole
When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.
Alberta
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST
Think of the records that guy would amass here.
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
God, imagine if Boras was his agent.
MY GOD HE’S ONLY 31. He could seriously get 10 years, $300 million.
Don't listen to me. I'm a fucking moron.
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 18, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
I doubt 10.
Though A-Rod did sign a 10 year deal as a 32 y/o, so what do I know.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 18, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
I say offer him 10 years
and heavily insure the contract. If he manages to stay healthy he’d likely be worth it.
When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.
Dude has never put up less that a 5.8 WAR in his career.
That was his worst season. Gord.
by jam0152 on Jan 18, 2011 3:30 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Dude has AVERAGED 8 WAR
over 10 seasons. That’s insane.
When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.
It's so ridiculously absurd.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 18, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
WAT.
Don't listen to me. I'm a fucking moron.
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 18, 2011 4:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Berry berry good.
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST
Ruth, Mays, Aaron, Griffey
Don't listen to me. I'm a fucking moron.
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 18, 2011 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
Sub Aaron, add in Bonds
is my guess.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?
Which site calculates bWAR?
I can’t remember.
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST
Hmmm.
Cobb, Wagner, A-Rod, Rusty Greer
Don't listen to me. I'm a fucking moron.
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 18, 2011 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
Change Greer with Bonds.
Don't listen to me. I'm a fucking moron.
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 18, 2011 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
1st, Not in the top 20, 8th, 16th
Hint for #2: His career kind of fell off a cliff after thirty.
Underlying point: You can’t get better company than that list.
off a cliff
Eddie Matthews?
When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.
Jimmie Foxx?
"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
Should've specified batters.
Jones was about 10 wins short. 59.9 WAR by age 30 is pretty impressive, though.
Also, Ted Williams got 14th...
despite missing 3 full years. Averaged 9.4 WAR until 30.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 18, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
2nd or first.
I closed the B-R search I did.
by AsDevilsRun on Jan 18, 2011 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
I did not read this before posting
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

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