Sum up fellow LSB posters in few words
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:07 AM CDT
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PrintAfter weeks/months/years of interacting on the message board (and outside the interwebz in some cases), we've all formed impressions of one another. This should be an interesting experiment. I would tell everyone to take this seriously, but I know better since this is LSB. Only baseball is serious business. If you want to know how the others see you, post with your username. Others will reply with one to four words describing you.
Good luck.
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Baseballismyboyfriend
I’ll start
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:09 AM CDT reply actions
cool chick needs man
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Needs? Really?
Wants, maybe …
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Everybody needs somebody sometimes.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Everybody hurts....
sometime
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
X
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Pressure? If there’s any pressure it’s the pressure pressurizing the panty cannon.
I prefer Bennett
and the Velvet Fog.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
fine singing
that man can spin a long slow line like no other. Good breath control.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Reminds me of my step mom
[Also a journalist]
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Is this good or bad?
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I would be fine with you marrying my father.
Though I wouldn’t recommend it…
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
LOL!
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
great taste, huge fan.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I could take this a few ways
Ha ha ha
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
just in general
rangers, musicians, etc etc etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't take no shit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This place has taught me how to do that ... a little
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks, I try
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh
I was angry that night. Took it out on the wrong people.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Easy going baseball girl
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Easy going?
That surprises me. I’ve been told I live up to my redheaded, water sign, Norweigian nature quite well.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes you have fire but for the most part you roll with things.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Water sign?
Fellow Cancer, or Pisces/Scorpio?
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
Cancer
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Again, I try.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
tough passionate Cyclone
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Pretty accurate
Although I wish I was a little tougher sometimes.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Biggest balls on LSB.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
This really surprises me.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Cool girl, commitment issues
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Not sure about that second part
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Always asks about my brother.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
He is hot
But I’ve moved on, so you can relax.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Oooo...I wanna see.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Are you friends with him on facebook?
Facebook was made for stalking. :)
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm...don't think so.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I'll message you on fb with a pic
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Yessssssss.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Ya'll should enter the hot chick draft.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 19, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Moe can
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Lol.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
*reads message on FB from BBIMBF*
Ahhhh…didn’t realize you’re a Tepper. You and I have probably met. Well I at least know your brother.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
And now Moe thinks I'm a creeper too
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah. You're not a creeper.
Mike E on the other hand…
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Yeah
ghtd36 probably thinks I’m a lot like Mike E where his brother is concerned.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
BBIMBF is in Iowa, IIRC, so ...
I suspect she’s somehow figured out a way to become subsidized by the fed.
Ha ha
I am not.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Top Five Female LSB-er
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Aw
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Gagreed
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 20, 2011 8:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks!
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
More integrity than most.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
brave and yet foolish
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Interesting
not sure what this means
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
amazing that you put up with our shit
and foolish that you let us give this much shit when you could just pull the mam bear hammer on us
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Cool girl and I'm sure a blast to hang around (but I can't verify since I dont know her in real life)
Passionate writer and blogger
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Thanks
My personal blog has taken a backseat to the baseball one lately.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh and originator of the "what kind of porn" meme
:o)
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
I enjoy you guys
Most of you
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I like you guys
Most of you
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Most of you do
I think
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I said you were awesome below
What more do you want?
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions
This more than anything
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Smut peddler
(the DVDs, not the novels)
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I still need to mail those
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh
I’m not that reasonable sometimes. I’m ruled by my emotions.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
encourages our collective narcissism
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
I probably shouldn't, huh?
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Narcissism is good
I like it.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's good for community bonding
and if anyone can get away with it, it’s you.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
This is our collective group hug before the GDT furor begins
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
UNAC
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm not sure what this means
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
University of Navarro at Corsicana
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Ha ha ha
Good one. I loved covering that college. Some good people there.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Romance author, funny, cool
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Thanks!
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I think 'holds her own'
Was a good one
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 2:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I sure try
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably the female authority on the Texas Rangers, smart and funny
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
That's pretty lofty
Thanks
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't think it's Christina Kahrl?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
He said female.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
OT related:
There’s a blog I love to read that is, like, the authority on themed design. At some point, I realized the author used to work in my area, most likely at the same time as me, and became intensely curious to see if I could figure out who it is.
I also found out the author is a furry.
Just last night I suddenly came across a break through, finding out the author’s last name. And I worked with someone by the same last name. Who is a furry.
And was named Chris. And the authors name, I believe, is Christine. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Thing is, I'm pretty sure I'd know if he'd gone through gender reassignment.
The author comes off as incredibly feminine, and he never did.
Also, the author is ridiculously thorough and intelligent, and while he always “got” the idea of themed design better than I would have expected, he is not someone who I would guess could ever write a such bright stuff.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
twin sister?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
That's possible.
It’s something I think I would have known, though. It’s POSSIBLE the author never actually worked with me, just uses Chris for her information and knowledge.
The timeline I’ve been able to guess she left on, though, fits Chris. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
are you sure the name "chris" was a male?
for sure?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
As in the person I'm refering to as Chris, am I sure he was a he?
Yes, I worked with him a lot. That’s what was the most significant thing in last night’s discovery. This wasn’t just some person in the area I was aware of, it was a dude I’d worked many hours with in the Haunted Mansion.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
wasnt sure if it was more of a "i saw the name chris, assumed it was a guy"
or “worked with him directly” kind of discovery
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
SHOOT!
I just remembered (now talking out loud through LSB) he got in some trouble for being in the park and sneaking pictures of the Tiki Room right before it re-opened.
He was a he then, though, so now. . . I don’t know.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
TO FACEBOOK!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Tried it.
Definitely not on there.
I think we were MySpace friends, but he’s not there, anymore, either.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm trying to find out from a few coworkers who I got interested in the sluething.
Find out if he married a Christine or what.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
For those who missed in the GDT, finally got to the bottom of this.
Christine is Chris’s fox persona.
This is now incredibly weird. I never saw. . . that in him, and on the other extreme I never saw an excellent, thoughtful blog from him.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 6:53 AM CDT up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I know hivemind co-created the idea for this whole thing
but this has been great for whiling away these last anxious hours before you-know-what
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
favorite thread in a long time
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's been really interesting
And definitely helped the day go by. High fives to lamron, drumsinthedeep, matchst1ck, knockoutking and others for taking off with this in the previous thread.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
its a great thread
:)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Made a fanpost
that I just now noticed,
:^)
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
I’m stealth like that
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Surprised you've posted so much since your earlier LOA.
Glad you’re back.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Sometimes a girl just needs a break from all the testosterone
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I may be hitting that point.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Wait til after the WS
Please, Moe
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I can do that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Excellent.
The offseason stuff is pretty boring anyways.
Wait, excellent that you’ll stay until after WS, not that you’ll actually go.
I’m going to shut up now.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I know I don't need to
But I kind of want to. The right guy could change my mind though.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Awww
Definitely not too good for LSB though.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll be in Texas for Opening Weekend
And people keep telling me I should move back, so you never know in the future :)
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions
One of the nicer LSBers
Brandon Inge on the Texas Rangers "I honesty feel like they’re a team that, once one thing starts going in their direction, they absolutely snowball, Just look what they did to us. Fifteen runs. Nine in one inning. I was like, ‘Good God.’ "
Ranges fan
Female.
Brains, taste, red hair.
Sounds like the next ex
Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011
knockoutking.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Very trustworthy
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Health industry and technology opinions. Tall.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Has the DD market cornered
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
keeps wheel from drunk IANF
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
interesting
i blame it on being back in texas lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
And East Texas at that
It’s hard to avoid. I developed a little bit of an accent in my four years there. It’s mostly gone, unless I spend extended time with someone who has an accent. Weird, right?
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
naw thats how it works for me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
ESPN league originator
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Intelligent, fun, nice.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
:(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
i have played somewhere around 0 hours the last 4-6 weeks
it makes me very sad.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
We were going to play the other day and got distracted.
Kat is going through hella withdrawals.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
i know
play on OSF tonight? COME ON
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Possibly.
I’m not sure when she works tomorrow.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
excuses, excuses
:(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
me? NEVER!
how DARE you accuse me?
(side note: CC actually got married, then caught in bed w/ her husbands best friend like 6 weeks into the marriage)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
girl weighed about 100 #s at that point in time
then she kind of went a little…crazy? lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
ahhh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
really?
hmmm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
and dont act like you never did the same thing lol
what an interesting group we had on the 4th floor of baker…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
needs a better marketing department
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
for the hats?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
for everything
you should be taking over the world by now
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
what makes you say that? haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
snoopy?
angrydome?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
It just looks at first glance like Snoopy sitting on top of his red dog house
but with a space-age dome over him. I know it’s not, but that’s what I think of.
ahhhhhh ok
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Hurley hater, still cool
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Intense.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
online or in person or both?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
online.
but it’s not meant as an insult.
DON"T YELL AT ME!!!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
fair enough
haha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Fellow UT fan.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Fantasy sports absentee owner
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
and despite being gone, i had one of the best teams in the league!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Which got drafted out to 3 lawyers
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
3 lawyers?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
AT tf2 or ABOUT tf2? lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh. I need more time in my life. I don't know how you guys do it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
haha
fair enough
i am going to try to set up an LSB night on TF2 — now that worley is checking it out
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
negative.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 6:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I stand corrected.
HE has done everything.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
ive been thinking about playing a fifa season as blackpool FYI
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions
The Tangerine Army!!
Just wait a season and my Rovers will be down in the NPower with them…
What's the rumpus?
and by blackpool i meant blackburn
heh
(shamefully backs away slowly)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
yea
failfailfail
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting
avid merchandise collector
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
hmmmm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
LAFT
Love at first tailgate
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 21, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Fairly sure he's not a lawyer
Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011
fairly sure?
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 26, 2011 6:47 AM CDT up reply actions
You can never be sure here
lots of lawyers.
Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011
(im not)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 27, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Schultzy
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Gets angry if he hears you sexing
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Would prefer to live alone
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Hates the player. Cockblock.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Oct 19, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't been a cockblock
yet
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
GirlTennis Roomatesex Taylorswift
ONLY THREE WORDS!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Makes me reminisce about being in college and feel old.
(Hey, at least I didn’t mention your roommate…)
momentum in Stillwater
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
doesn't like morena baccarin
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
best roomate in the world
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
reminds of Hogan's Heroes
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
So I'm a bumbling, fat person who is borderline incompetent?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
No, you're the guy yelling
at the bumbling fat guy.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
face of an angel
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
The next Andy Roddick.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Unfortunately no
That ship sailed 10 years ago.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Whines over moaning women
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
jam0152
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
High five.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
tailgate chef!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Uses few words in posts
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Interesting.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Very cool, great interests
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Has fake unpossible name
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
laid back grillin' machine
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
dirty hippie
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Grill master.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
trill trill trill trill
i win.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
hip tailgater s moe
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Not as predictable as once thought
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
cool slav
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Confusing taste in music.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
What's confusing about it?
I like most genres?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm lacking specific examples at the moment...
but if I took a list of bands and tried to guess a thumb-up/thumbs-down for you, it’d probably be a coin-flip for most of them. You’re a moving target of tune taste. Not a bad thing, brosef.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
(he doesn't care for Dylan!)
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Or the Beatles...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
In Soviet Russia, ____ you!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Moe's husband, likes shitty punk.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Meh
I should have just said once sentence instead of giving a word count.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
x
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 19, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ha ha ha ha
Love it
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
first DBD regular
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
....now never around.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Busted.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
:|
my bad. I only came home for the last 4 minutes of the game last night.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ron Paul hipster-man
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
bc he wants to cut a TRILLion from the budget
by Jobu. on Oct 19, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 11 recs
it is now
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
TCU (bad thing), guido
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
No, it must be all the random slores I bring home and brag about on here.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
being douchey
No, wait, that’s all the time
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
uhh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Russian, good taste in music
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
will mellow with age
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Danica and music lover.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Great taste in music & I can talk Russian history with him without his eyes glazing over
What's the rumpus?
wants to "see more" of GoDaddy ad ...
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
"Well you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk ..."
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Secretly hilarious
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Sometimes serious, sometimes funny
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Not sure if serious.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
helpful resource
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
could be lost relative
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Solid old school LSBer from way back
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Intimidator
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
It's a good thing....the Dale Earnhardt of LSB, yo.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Thanks. I was trying to play up the intimidator angle on that one.
Let’s hope I don’t die in a seemingly harmless sub-thread.
Schoolly_D
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Token minority... awesome dude.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Always on TV
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
ticket broker, herbie stalker
lolol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
local celebrity
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Omnipresent Feldmanian. Nice guy.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Feldmania.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Fellow Resident Lit Geek
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Man of leisure
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
makes awful puns funny
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Best sense of humor on this board.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Enabler of underage drinking.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
those ID's fooled me . . .
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
A thief to be thick with...
(This sounds grosser than I intend.)
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 19, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it really did.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
hey i just got a waldo costume heh
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
D is for droll
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
mysterious
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Shutterbug. Dude is everywhere.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Jumped in late around here, but became quickly popular, for good reason.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
don't limit me bro!
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
vfn
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Argentinian name-changer
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
video gamer, knows his stuff
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Argentinian with opinions almost as bad as bigtill
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Bearded giant
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I always forget location.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Opinionated and international
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
good one
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Man of Lists
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Thinks seven is four.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
*Thinks eight is four.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm a REBEL.
your rules can’t hold me down!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
cinematorially and musically opinionated
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
short username
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Completely different movie tastes.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The Rangers haven't lost
since I put the Enforcer in my avatar…. all 1 game.
Good luck, I tell you.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Savvy cinemaphile list machine
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
has a bizarre job
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Gamer and Argentinian.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Interesting how people are reluctant to put their names out there. But here I go...
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 19, 2011 11:22 AM CDT reply actions
Likes LOTR
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Username is still a mystery
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Spurs fan
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Fuck the Spurs.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
by JDT217 on Oct 19, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
His comments make me laugh.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
why did you capitalize "in" and "the"
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
matchst1ck
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Top one, two percent.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
YES
but that is what i was going to use :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
mathy, nice beard, interesting tidbits
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Mini Worley, Nerd Alert
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Mini Worley?
Not sure if that’s good or bad.
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by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Super nice, I think
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
can confirm
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Really intelligent
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Likes Aikman too much.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
technology background, good conversationalist
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Mitch Moreland stunt double
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
We all look the same to you.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
frankly, yes
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
by Schoolly_D on Oct 19, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahahaha!
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Solid, respect
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
don't take no shit
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
generous, smart, favoritism
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Underachiever genius guy
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Really?
I feel the same.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
what's this mean!?
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Favoritism.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Mr. Congeniality.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
a man of reason
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
mystery wrapped around a riddle inside an enigma
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
solid beard, glass half full
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
One of the smartest baseball guys on here
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 2:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Fellow 1-2 percenter.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Also likes good sci-fi books.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
only crazy people don't
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
What was the mental picture?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Respect his baseball knowledge
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 20, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Only person I haven't argued with?
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Know almost nothing about.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Fair enough
It’s funny I’ve been around since the ESPN days, but over the past couple of years my posting has dropped considerably. Mostly because work has picked up and I don’t have as much time as I used to.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Confusing drawings
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Not enough info yet.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Likes stairs
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by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
good person
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
known him for a while, funny guy, brooks co-worker
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Tall, drives flashy car
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
yellow beemer, leaves playoff games early
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
SONUVA
:(
I was so annoyed that there ended up being no further rain delays. But you can thank me for luring the rain away!
i put that all on you
much thanks!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
what's this about UVa?
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
I've been meaning to tell you this for a long time now, but . . .
. . . AQUAMAN is your real daddy.
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
really, really loves the Georgia Bulldogs
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Girly car, ORWIN SMITH SHOULD GET MORE CARRIES DAMMIT.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I apologize
could not limit myself to 4 words.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Programmer. Smart. Secretly hates people
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Cool guy
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
yellow car not taxi
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
britta > annie => =(
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Serious: poster most like me
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Friendly, Cool,
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
I think we are pretty similar
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Same here.
Unless you get me drinking.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Floats like a butterfly...
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
addicted to the CFB GDT's
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
good jawline
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
That guy from my sig.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Balla, needs to be taught by me on how to pick the ponies.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
boomer1
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Funny, so Sonnerism forgiven.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
*Soonerism
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
boob man
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Heh
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
OU fan, horrible human
lol
in reality:
OU fan, funny guy
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
It is Breast Awareness Month isn't it?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Pressure? If there’s any pressure it’s the pressure pressurizing the panty cannon.
Salma
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Cut off arm for.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This is my greatest gift to LSB
The rally Salma. If I do nothing else here I have lived a good poster life.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Nice.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Excellent gif giver
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
OU still suck :)
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
heart on sleeve everyman
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
it took me like 2 years to figure out what your avatar was....I somehow thought it was someone wearing an OU football helmet...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Need more pics.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Very good dude, consider him a friend, gave me advuce when purchasing a house for the first time.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Those two things do seem to go together.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Heh... he should post his own.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
OT threads... OT?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
+Nancy Grace= his dream
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Funniest police officer ever.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Owling
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Has probably fucked livestock
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
B Dub
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by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:30 AM CDT reply actions
LSB Film Club member
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Is this an actual club? Is there a secret passageway that leads to it?
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 19, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
x
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
by benjihana on Oct 19, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Boo this man
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, I only realized recently
that Wilson from House plays the kid that kills himself.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 19, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
You better bee.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I see your point but come on.
“Oh captain, my captain!”
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I just like trolling Benji about Dr. Who for some reason.
DOUCHES CAN’T LIKE BRIT SCI FI SHOWS, SORRY BRAH.
Hahaha.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
WUT
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
DBD/Stars, oil rig, car guy
took months to accept my FB friend request
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Don't drill baby drill.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Comics and Hockey. Legit.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
for movie talk.
(should have clarified, because I don’t actually have an LSB favorite. That would be cheap)
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 19, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
came to LSB for advice
which took huge Cojones
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Now I'm planning a wedding.
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by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Yay?
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
this needs its own fanpost!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
This will be the title of his biopic.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Holy shit. This is perfect.
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by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Wish I liked/understood hockey
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Ambiguously gay sounding biopic.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Which is why it's awesome.
Appeals to all demographics.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Appeals to all demographics.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Knows more about film than me, a film major.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I take this as a compliment.
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
@brandonworley - Follow me on Twitter!!
by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Like that's an exclusive club.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Dammit, is HE in the club too?
Do I have to show you my otherwise worthless degree?
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 19, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
I am going to fight you at the AAC. Blood on the ice.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I will pound the trill out of you, little man.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
hockey, unhelpful, cool, DBD
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Forgot about Dre.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He shoots.. he scores... Time to go to the Rig
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
offshoresman
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Over-optimistic hockey troll
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
noble guy, good head, formerly a Conn man.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Kinda likes the Stars.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
(and if it were possible, i'd have one to)
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
relative newb, simpsons
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Cardinals defection candidate, should be treated as hostile.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
wut
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
You're in the midwest
too many cardinals fans around. It’s like Homeland only with baseball fans. HOW DO WE KNOW YOU HAVEN’T BEEN TURNED!?!?!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Because I'm wearing my Beltre jersey in 50 degree rain
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Reminded me of Simpsons greatness
Defending Big D- Dallas Stars news & analysis
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by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
What is this Simpsons thing?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Younger than I thought
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I consider this a good thing, I think?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
It's not a bad thing.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Username is deceptive, actually young
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Darkhorse Most Hilarious candidate.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Sure, why not. Jeez...
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
...us
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
grifts for fun, profit
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
John and Toni
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Pass the cup gamer.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Lebowski smart funny
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 19, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Male paralegal
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh here it is.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
troll
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Asks inappropriate questions
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
polarizing
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Jet ski rental place.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
HAL 9000
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Slow down guys dang it!
I wasn’t putting myself out there… just proclaiming I found the thread talked about in the OT earlier!!
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
This should have been the
ST. LOUIS. image for the series preview.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 19, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec
Would it be so wrong to troll the SBN cards blog with this?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 19, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
overly sensitive.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
overly sensitive.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Oct 19, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
woah why did this post twice?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
You were trying to highlight his sensitivity.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Mike E is the SBN Server
your hatred is making him duplicate things.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
The post button was overly sensitive.
(And this one gave me a “could not be posted” error the first time I tried. Garoony!)
Weird troll
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Jetski sexy times
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
this has to be an autmated responce..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
No way
Far less caustic and easier to ignore.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Disagree
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Does nOt compute.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
My little baylor buddy.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Nothing but Shtick
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit, this was what I was going to use
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
This'll be fun
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
ivy league, bitches.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Aww shucks
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
dolla dolla bills, y'all
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
pretty man
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Aww shucks
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
airline seat upgrade obsessive
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Where is mine, Mike E?!
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Smart and foolish with money & women. Enjoys attention. Needs moar baseball.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
oh yeah
forgot about your opinions on finances and babies
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
So not true!
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Short guy from Wharton
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Not THAT short :)
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Intelligent, confident, doesn't care what others think
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
hey baby...
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
ohhh and Fellow Foodie
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Facebook?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Overcompensates for small penis
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bring back lewin
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
the wife guy
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Gave me the beatdown in FF last week.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
let me chew on this one...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Tiny penis
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
drummermoe
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
knows about this?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
but really
photos, “runs denton”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Rangers trophy wall, photog
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 19, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
music scenester photographer
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
........
…………………………
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
you two should tie the knot already
just give it… 3 years. If you still don’t think LSB knows what’s best for both of you, call Adam and he can smash it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
We'd probably kill each other with our tripods.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Oct 19, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought you were a girl
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
by benjihana on Oct 19, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions 16 recs
God dammit.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Don't you hate the unintentional setup.
I told people at the bar who told me to shut up to "eat my entire dick and nuts."
Actual quote.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT
by Cruztovictory on Oct 25, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I would rec this 5 times if I could.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
what's this about Max & Moe's balloon knots?
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Seriously though... you should have made out after ALCS game 2.
I nearly kissed the dude I was with.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
We hugged. Twice.
That’s about as physical as I’ll be getting with LSB folks.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That's not saying much, but I'll take it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Cooler than... Sheila E?
The girl from The Cardigans?
Slim pickings…
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 19, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Good photographer, great poster
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Denton, pictures, stuck up
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
by Mike E on Oct 19, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
SHE WAS SLEEPING MICHAEL
anyway, she is the opposite of stuck up
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Really? God you're holding a grudge against me for something so stupid.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
anyone with a vagina
has reason to be stuck up on LSB
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 19, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
does an electric one count?
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Why?
I don’t think officer Bob is stuck up
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 19, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
LoneStarBall 2011 Impact Rookie
alternate: cool chick, belligerent drunk
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
bewbs
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by Brandon Worley on Oct 19, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Her?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 19, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
rad as hell chica
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
The little sister of LSB
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Not jealous. Just not really a fan of hers.
I’m not going to suck her hypothetical dick just because everyone else is.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Dutch-marrying Elvis killer?
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
very patient, eh?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I feel like you take BS here in stride.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I slept somewhere around 5 hours last night.
So I’ll call it a success.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
got a camera?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Prolific and interesting.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, loves Portugal (The man, not the country)
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah yes. I do love the guys of P.TM. <3
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
WOO!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Queen of Denton... Plano... DFW?
"It’s all the years you spend waiting for [that one] night that makes baseball great." - Joe P.
Negatory.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
But then again I don't know my family history passed El Salvador.
And my last name being what is it, I may have a Portuguese ancestry.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Second time in this thread I've been referred to as "sister."
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
maybe its cause your black...
/Racist
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Well I'm the "mama bear" apparently
Guess that means I’m old
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, now I feel a jerk
I just meant that you’re good at keeping the peace when we fight childishly. Besides, I’m probably older than you.
No, it's fine
Since Lisa left, I probably am the oldest female poster here, so that makes sense.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Despite comparing you to my step mom.
I don’t think of you in a motherly way.
Just that you have similarities in that she was a journalist for the Times Herald and then the Rockwall Success. I see similarities in how you communicate and it’s fairly common that I think, “That sounds like something my stepmom would say.” Incidentally she’s only like 11 years older than me. So like 13 years older than you or so.
Though you like sports WAY more than she does.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I like my sister.
From me that’s a compliment.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not taking it as an insult.
Just intrigued by the fact that I’ve been referred to as sister more than once.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Somebody tell Ryan she runs Denton
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
one of the guys
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Photographer girl who runs Denton.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
my subordinate
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Incorrect.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I'M NOT MEXICAN.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Nice band chick... horny
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
.......sexually frustrated.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Is there a difference between horny and sexually frustrated?
Serious question.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I would say so.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Hmmm
I’ll have to ponder that.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I would have to say the latter is caused by the lack of.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
And the former is more about just wanting to?
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Good to know
I learn so much on LSB. Ha ha.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
both of you.......let's do this.
- Texas Rangers - 2011 A.L. Champions -
by b.pate on Oct 20, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
*high five*
My man
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Same thing
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Great musical tastes, prodigious tweeter, great photographer
You ever want an interview with or just meet the Ishi guys let me know. I can hook that up
What's the rumpus?
WOAH!
Hmmmm…I may hit you up on that.
(and also thanks!)
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
You bet!
Just let me know!!
I hung out with JJ (the drummer) after the show. If I’d have checked my Twitter and known you were there I could’ve introduced you then.
What's the rumpus?
I saw Ishi back in March at Dada, with Toro y Moi.
Very cool live show. The female vocalist introduced herself to me at the bar, but I ended up forgetting it, due to Dada losing my credit card that night.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
How was Toro y Moi?
I’ve not seen them yet and I hate myself for that. They were just here again and life events punched me in the grundle once again and I couldn’t go.
And I bet she was seduced by your Trill-ness. I’ve yet to meet her, but I hear that she’s cool and a suitable replacement for the original female singer
What's the rumpus?
I was at the date a couple Saturdays back, too.
It’s always a good time. Not spectacular, but the crowd is always dancing and grooving, and the backing back for Chaz is always tight and does a good job.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The thing still works.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Drunken tailgate baseball toss
AKA: threw baseball down gutter
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 21, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Bigtill2002...WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Has accurate personal view.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Oct 19, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Unapologetic about his opinions
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Sells cars and likes hockey more than most. Not shy about opinions or impregnating women.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
small since 2003
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Filthy car salesman
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Garoon
WRENCH THROWN!
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
School House Rock name
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
not a real name
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Lawyer
/Josey
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 19, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You can't post other people!
But since you mention Garoon, you get: even faker-sounding name than Garoon.
Ha
I hate approaching people at random.
“Hey, I’m Or.”
“Come again?”
“Or. Like the conjunction. Two letters.”
“Like a boat oar?”
“……”
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Conjunction does good work. Deserves his job.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Nah, I really didn't
people my age who have never been paid to produce TV before don’t get gigs like this.
I just had a really great interview and better recommendations.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
You deserve it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Actually making something of talent.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Talent's overrated
Willingness to work 60 hour weeks… that’s where it’s at.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Combine the two and sexy success happens
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Fighting the power sucks
it’s a lonely war right now.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Denton celeb
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Eh
we may be too loose with that definition, then.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
As loose as I have to be.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
HEY OHH
Sounds like the ‘attending’ list at a Denton party.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
has never had conjunctivitis
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Wow. Something else Or and I have in common.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
last year: TCU IS THE GREATEST
this year: has mellowed over time
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
TCU, troll, cool sometimes
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Disastrous first post. Better.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
now i'm curious...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I think it was a really dark joke about Johnny Oates.
I hated myself.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 19, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm talking about the first fanpost.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Link?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
He deleted it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I deleted it. It was a summary of TCU's first game of 2010. It wasn't good writing either.
I was rightfully mocked.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 19, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Would be nice to see one for 2011
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Top 25 recruiting class, Big 12, opened year with Rose Bowl victory.
There you go.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 19, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Of TCU's first game.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
of this season
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Oh, heh. I actually did write something about it.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 19, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
You didn't open this year with a victory last year.
That doesn’t make sense.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Fine!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
IT"S A MANTIS!
/grasshopper
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
tries too hard, but I like him anyway
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Lover of TCU... tits
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Grasshopper, not mantis
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Why not
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
N/A
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Same
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Borderline?
Must work harder. I say offensive things about groups on the inter webs but I try not to offend or insult individuals
Other that that whore mother nature
Rain, again, seriously?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 19, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Knows Matt Tobin
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
"Where's thedudeabides?" /WedgeFester
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 19, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
and he didnt bring cookies :(
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
We did actually but that was the upper deck game
we arrived late and left them in the car thinking we would pass them out after, but the GF is afraid of heights and once she started walking up the stairs to the 3rd level seats — it was just a no go
We’ll have to make that right next time
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 19, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Because Closure asked me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Impregnates everything he touches.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Oct 19, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stole mine
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Like a weird King Midas.
And I spent at least a minute trying to come up with variations of Midas that would make sense. King Rideass?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Irascible, high character guy
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Can't argue the first part
Appreciate the second.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
new dad, lawyery, baylor, post master general
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Stay away from my wife.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
LSB Posting King
also, College Football/ODB
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
my son's real father
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 19, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
lawyer, baylor, Tyler
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Smart, Funny, Angry.
Top 1-2% in each of those categories.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm sorry that didn't work out.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's so true.
Fuck it all, I love that song.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
And I'm the one with the reputation of bad opinions...
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 19, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Knowledgeable on every subject
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Big fish, little fish casue by even littler fish
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I keep trying to figure this out.
Keep failing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Big fish...
little fish…
littler fish…
do you need a picture explanation? It might end up being NSFW
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
It was the medium-sized fish (relatively) that were throwing me off.
MY BAD, EVERYONE. MOVE ALONG.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You, your progeny, your genetic material.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
you did this much cleaner than I would have,,
bravo!!
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Solid guy. Been around a long time. Can get real mad.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sensing a pattern here.
AND NOW I’M ANGRY!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That is Wacky Gator Bash.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Awesome. Always use your hands. The mallet is for losers.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Only one of the best arcade games ever...
I’m thinking we’re about the same age Aqua.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Amazingly, diversely well informed
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
types many opinions fast
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
It's really impressive how many arguments he can have contiguously.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
and not get confused
multi-tasker extraordinaire
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
ADHD finally pays off!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
arguer/debater par excellence
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Good all around dude.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I could grow a beard that would make you feel like a eunuch.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This reminds me...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
very esquirey
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Good sports man
better comedy man.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Really competitive. :)
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Must have 3 people use his SN.
SO LITTLE TIME, SO MUCH POSTING
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Someone who won't show up to LSB get togethers. Still don't like you.
- Texas Rangers - 2011 A.L. Champions -
I never get the chance to come.
What do you want me to do?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Fellow cellist and master debater.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Right wing lawyer fertile
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Smart kid.
See how my age-ism creeps out.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Loves him some MY
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
:) You've really done some shit if you're a Ranger for more than a couple seasons
and I don’t love you (cough cough, Teixeira)
give up long home runs (TWSS)
also: very smart guy, hot wife
also: fellow kangaroo
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Selectively argumentative
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
can never remember his old sn
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
favorite screen-name, good posts
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Bucky
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
First LSB'er I had a face to face conversation with.
Smells real nice…looks even better.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Shroom didn't even comment. : (
I like this guy. Not shroom, Jobu
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
NY lawschool
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
All of the GIFs
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 19, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
super cool dude.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Gif explosions, always, forever.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
My favorite gifs are his.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome gifs
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Enjoys section 339
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
laptop melting .gifs....
Old School Tailgater.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
funny ass gifs
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Good man
bright future.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Made me laugh hardest
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Still under the radar for me
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
good dude, inverted penis.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You're supposed to post something about the other person, not yourself. Ass.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Love of the darkies
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Our game in about a month should be a good one
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 19, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Really? You're not optmisitic about WSU?
We always play like crap up there. We don’t like the cold
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 19, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
It's possible, I'm just pretty pessimistic about them.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
High on my list of need to meets
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Ditto
I can’t resist meeting a man who goes by Mr. Sugar Penis
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 19, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
has a tramp stamp for an avatar...
and Pearl Jam.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm not sure I can reply without posting, but this terrifies me.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Very good baseball talk. Cares too much about Mega Man.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
No... you are great to talk baseball with.
Don’t sell yourself short. ;)
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Nostalgic for his childhood.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
It's very unfortunate.
I don’t suppose you saw the post about missing out on a promotion because I assumed I wouldn’t be considered?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You're the anti-Benji.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yes.
Not that I don’t like Benji.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
No offense taken. :-D
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
And mine wasn't an insult.
There is a strong correlation between confidence and success.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Didn't take it as such :-D
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I may've overshot the other way recently (named a number rather higher than they expected), heh.
Still some calibration to be done!
Hmm... the market is fairly well defined.
Was this for a Texas job?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Huh.
I would expect them to compensate for the cost of living.
How many years experience do you have?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
1.5, but I blew away most of their first assignments/interviews.
It wouldn’t have made financial sense for me to take it for all that much less than what I named, so no biggie there, but I still wonder if they would’ve made an offer if I had come in about 10% lower.
Hate companies asking for numbers first.
Well... to give you what my expectations would be.
For 1.5 years but strong talent… I’d probably go 70K here. I’d expect 85K or so in the Bay Area.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I said 95 and was hoping for an offer around 87-92. (They have previously told me they considered themselves "very competitive" salary-wise for the area.)
70 is about what I’ve been seeing in Dallas for the stuff that’s interested me there, so it’s good to hear that’s a fair rate.
IT is good work.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
maybe you can get this SBN bug to fix already
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
F i cant wait for a real job
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
The only time I’ve ever gotten a job and they asked a number it tripped me the hell up.
Then they gave me more than I asked for. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I've done that before.
I’ve given two guys I hired more than they asked for. I’d rather pay market value and keep a guy than have him leave when he figures out he’s worth more.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I think that's what they did to me.
And then I left because I’m insane.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I had one company last week ask me for a number, then say "well we pay flat rates for each level, so everyone at the level gets the same amount."
And I was like “WTF are you asking for, then?”
Some of the jobs I've applied for here ask for numbers, but I'm not sure why.
They pay you the starting rate, or get someone else. It’s not really a company where you have room to negotiate for the first, like, 100 levels on the ladder.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
DISNEY CONNOISSEUR
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Also: Fan of Philadelphia Eagles
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Oct 19, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
fan's heart, stat-head's brain
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
I'll second this one.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
you solve practical problems
https://www.team9000.net/attachments/halolz-dot-com-nope-avi-gif.63843/
like a lack of good writers on sports.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
OSF tonight?
kat, you, me, schultzy?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be up for that.
I’m not very good though
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
what classes do you play as?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Soldier normally
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
good starter class
have you added me on Steam?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
No what's your name?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
steam link
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Use a blog.
If that doesn’t work, use more blog.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Fellow Philmont survivor
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
...... I just now got the philkid name.
It’s like I’ve been living my life in black and white, and now everything is in color.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
this.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
4-chan /sp/ contributor
"It’s all the years you spend waiting for [that one] night that makes baseball great." - Joe P.
Baffling username, but awesome
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Baby faced assassin
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
baseball brain, them parks, is finding his voice
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
One of the people who make LSB worth reading.
And something to do with Mickey Mouse.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
great contributor
sleeps with actual numbers to help him rest easy
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Better writer than the pros
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
says nothing without backing it up
One of the few LSB posters I would allow in my home or introduce to mom.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
So we're all just a bunch of filthy whores?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
some aren't filthy
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Loves Teagarden at a ridiculous level
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Disney, banana bread, stats
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
wish you were around more
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Ok
Wish you were around more when I am
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
smooth skin
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you forgot silky
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Nope.
My skin is like leather that’s been sand papered.
Also really durable. My fiancee has a strange fascination with how hard it is to scrape.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I don't want to know how she knows that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Then I'll tell you to make you feel better.
She always new it was tough, but at Blizzard Beach we both got dragged by a raft across the rough floor of the wave pool. She was bloody, I didn’t have a scratch.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Disney, Legos and Nintendos.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Exactly.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Kindred spirit
Too bad you don’t live locally.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Can't possibly sleep with as much as he does in his life.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
i get like 8 now
thanks to staying up until ungodly hours w/ RF and co
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
o_0
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Goes to class with OPEEDOH
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 19, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
and Tweed Suit.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Slightly resembles Ian Kinsler
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Disneyland freak
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Possibly the only person on LSB who loves Disney more than I do.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 20, 2011 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Excellent at stats
Interesting writer.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
RCCook
Have at me.
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
biggest hicks hater on LSB?
due to LFC fanship
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Cat person
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Fellow cat owner
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
fellow AMC original series lover
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yeah!
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
What's the new one?
Hell on Wheels? Looks pretty budass.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
great taste in tv
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Pony Tails.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Speaking of furries...
where’s Herbie?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
In St. Louis
/Mike E
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Liverpool fan. You're forgiven.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 21, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
laxtonto
Not sure if this is a good idea.. pictures are worth a 1000 words… right
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
could have made millions
but threw our velcro hat idea away for the mean green.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Where is your section on here.
Thread is too long. Hard to find it.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Ctrl + F or Command + F is your friend.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Too many people have him in in their signatures. He's made a few posts.
If he has a a thread I have missed it, I guess.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
one of my favorite SNs
don’t know why
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
might be word association
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Ponder.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
also think of The Lone Ranger and LA Intl' Airport.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
the bringer of pics
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Needs to post more.
(there’s never too many boobs, except JW)
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Tits
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Doesn't post often enough
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Generous guy that cares.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
got mad at me, made up
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
was racist from early to mid-2009
heh
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Airplane, genius!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 19, 2011 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Lived in Lisa's building
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
For the record
She disappeared well after I moved, and I never even met her because I’m generally scared of internet people.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I just remember being at her place
And she said you lived somewhere in the building. We wondered if we should just wander the halls shouting out, “Black Francis!”
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
That could have ended poorly, or very nicely for you two...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Solid screen name
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Fuck the Angles
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
beer
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
well crap
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It must have been the other Black Francis you know...
all Black Francis’ are alike to you? racist.
lol
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Do some people think I'm black because I call myself "Black Francis" on here?
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I was making a joke... but yes that was my 1st thought the 1st time I saw your screen name
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
I never thought about that until the other day.
So this was a good opportunity to find out if people thought that.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
not that you killed her but she did disappear... :)
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
If I killed her I would would tell you I didn't. I didn't kill her.
Actually I think she moved out of the building before I did.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Loves Him Some Unions
(FTR, I’m not a strong anti-union guy because I don’t believe I have an informed enough opinion yet, it’s just the thing that has most imprinted on me.)
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
This is a good quality to have.
Seriously. When a person withholds opinion and says it’s because they’re not as informed as they’d like to be, that’s a good thing. And very rare on the internet.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I normally stay out of a lot of subthreads here simply because I don't have enough knowledge to debate/join.
I learn some things here, though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm the same way. I just make a pun or smart ass remark in those kinds of subthreads.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Somewhat hot tempered, my pal
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I am not as angry as I used to be, though I have my moments I guess.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Remember when you and Requiem got into it?
Good times.
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah and I never really disagreed with him about anything.
Not that I can remember, at least. I thought he had a superiority complex, I think. Or maybe I’m misremembering.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
shutterbug with bleeding heart
World could use more like him.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
hates facebook, doesn't like to help people, doesn't feel talking about strippers is appropriate
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
bitchin' photos
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Not really black
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
This topic is great. I'm convinced that people are much wittier when constrained to a particular word limit.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
Large and in charge.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Is that a fat joke?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
NO.
It’s a “Mike el Grato is awesome” joke.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Thanks.
And I didn’t really think it was a fat joke. You’ve never seen me (COME TO A TAILGATE) so you likely don’t know what I look like.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I was actually just thinking about seeing if anyone in Dallas wanted to watch the game Saturday night.
I’ll be back in town and might want a small diversion from the hospital. I could probably get out for a beer and a few innings if people were watching somewhere.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I would, but I'm going to the game.
Bummer.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The lawyer that doesn't argue.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Wife has good music taste
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Because she agrees with yours?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
met him
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
wait... didn't I?
I get my TG friends mixed up
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I only know them as 1, 2 (which I didn't attend) and 3
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I was at 1 and 2, but not 3.
I’m sure we met at 1.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
k, thought it was at #1
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Gets Animal Kingdom's awesomeness.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
We'll always almost have Baltimore
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll try again next year, if you're game.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe we can get Garoon to fly in
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Evil lookin television lawyer
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
El Paso. Hates Matt Harrison. Kinda Angry. Huge Rangers Fan.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Just legit enough.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 19, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Often accused of racism, likely isn't one.
Likes football a lot.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
TLTQ gets accused of racism?
Pretty sure he’s Hispanic.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Because he is in El Paso... You assume everyone in El Paso is Hispanic?
Racist.
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Heh... I thought he mentioned it once.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Well it's been a while as far as I know.
i don’t post on LSB as much anymore. Mainly just read the links and articles.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
but you wouldn’t know I was just by looking at me.
I have a tan, and that’s about as much as my hispanic heritage goes. lol
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 19, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't know you are in El Paso
cool man
by TheHuntforRedOctober on Oct 19, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
no
I was born there and the vast majority of my family lives there. Spend a lot of time there because of it. Big soft spot for me. Live in DFW now.
by TheHuntforRedOctober on Oct 19, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Moving to California?
Right?
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Squats about 450.
Prefers lawn mower pulls to dips.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
squats 450
he could wear MC Hammer’s pants.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
funny dude, makes me laugh
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Was legit enough
to be a big man with big stones in the early days of LSB Radio.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
It says TooLegitToQuit
Not LSJ, jackass.
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 20, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Point proven
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 26, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Blower of UTEP
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
one of the new old guard
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I originally read this without the word "home"
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Nice enough guy.
Hates something I like though. I can’t remember what it was… but whatever it was you were wrong.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I don't remember either, but I just assume I was right.
Because it is usually just a safe assumption.
Always on steam playing games I don't recognize.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
for some reason
this just reminded me of the days I used to play Counter-Strike. That seems like ages ago
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Hair-God who likes musicals.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you have awesome hair...
it’s a fucking lion’s mane…I hope you haven’t cut it.
I miss mine.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Quiet good dude
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
bioaggie
This should be fun.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
FURK
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
fellow CFBGDT addict angry football viewer
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I have been known to break household items from time to time during games.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Probably half-drunk right now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Aggie but somehow still a decent person
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Is proud of his Aggies... which can be easy and tough at times
/ball buster
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
by lamron on Oct 19, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What is this?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
It's EXACTLY what it looks like.
And they do it on purpose.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
For some dumbass reason...
It’s a selling point for students to go to A&M. “tradition”
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Exactly.
Amazing how a group that makes up 5% of the student population of ~ 50K would be the ones that are ALWAYS on TV and do some of the most stupid stuff.
No one knows it but A&M has people on campus that are not in the Corps and are actually pretty normal. We definitely have our weirdos like everyone else though.
Walk across campus sometime. The female talent there is insane.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
germ warfare
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
foot fetish
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
still alive?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Stupid nurse practitioner school.
It’s all your fault.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
another brave yet foolish.
good to see ya girl
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Supports rally boobs
on special nights
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
important for LSB legitimacy
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Because without her and a few others its a total sausage fest
or because she is rational and funny?
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
All of the above.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Excellent hostess
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
good peoples
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
dedicated fan
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Sorry, but WHAT THE SHIT
STEIN_LINE_HQ Marc Stein
Texas Rangers nominate Dirk Nowitzki to throw out first pitch at one of their World Series home games. MLB says no: es.pn/nn83PP
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
That's infuriating.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
haven't read the link
But I can think of no valid reason they wouldn’t allow it.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
(More info in the OT thread)
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
that's ultra lame
why not!?
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Top 20 player all time
better individual.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
t ball
looks nothing like Lennon.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
one of my besties, except when he gets pun-happy
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
reply fail
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
stand up guy, top 5 poster
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Rational, fastidious thinker, civil
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Talks baseball well.
And looks so much like someone I grew up with… but is like 8-10 years older than me so he can’t be.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Solid human being, generally very even tempered
Been around a long time. Music expert.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
sunsets and sonnets.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Piano man
we need to talk.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
my Dad jokes bite his style
I’ve been told
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Pictured meeting you in front of a roaring fire, on a bear skinned rug, with cognac in hand.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
could happen
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Great taste, great posts.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Oct 19, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Was unprepared for depth of conversation
Due to BAC.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Good baseball conversation. Gets worked up sometimes.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I do get worked up sometimes
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
For some reason I get you and cmkelly mixed up.
Don’t ask me why.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Why?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I DON'T KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Dude, me too
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 2:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
power generators
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Ryin A
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
beards, internet dj, hates me, denton
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
TAILGATES
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
MOUNTAINTOP!!!!
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Grizzly McAdams. Denton lifer.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
The Bearded One
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
The best (except for music, movies, and keeping promises)
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Runs Denton. Top 3 Beard. Of All Time.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Fuck that. I run that town.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Bearded, not around as much
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
terrible, terrible movie opinions, RevHaloRyin
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
A fitting moniker, indeed
You won twitter the other day…
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Really sweet beard
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 2:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
beard, tailgates, nice, mean
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Nice and mean?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 2:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Does Not Compute
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
poster i would most likely hang out with first
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
has a beard
or so I’ve heard.
always real, rarely weird.
Up in Denton, he is feared,
has young children to be reared.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
by t ball on Oct 19, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
can it, melt.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I confuse him "in a good way"
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Bearded Tailgate Master.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Denton Godfather
yet we still haven’t met. Fishy…
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
The exact person my wife is afraid to meet, of all my internet friends.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Volume posts, generous besides.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Oct 19, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Beer, food, family, Therapist
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 19, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
All that is man
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
crazy86er
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Aren't you a fellow Austin area citizen?
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Pflugerville in the house!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I used to work in Pflugerville
At that big tech center just east of 35 on Wells Branch.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Big fucker.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Smart guy.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Generally pretty nice
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, I was shooting for rarely.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
There's still time for you to change this impression I have of you :)
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Excellent.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
longhorns fan!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
This is a bad thing
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 2:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
For some, maybe.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Hell yeah!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
part of Dell Diamond grifting crew
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
We need to do that again next year when my wife is not drugged up and drowsy.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
as long as we keep it Benji-free again, I'm down
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Cool.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Was missed at Rangers/Mariners tailgate
Yeah, five words. Suck it.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 21, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish I could have been there, man.
I am going to try my best to make it to the Opening Weekend 2012 tailgate.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Very cool. I will be there for that, too.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 22, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I will be too
Yay!
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 23, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
jdt217
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Jesuit, intelligentsia, hates Romo (right?)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Not a Romo hater, but very frustrated with the Romo fanboys who populate this board.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
You frustrate us
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
But I like you outside of that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Romo is awesome
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
He's not an elite quarterback, and you can't win a super bowl without one in the current NFL.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
/dilfer
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Eli? Big Ben?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ben's pretty good
though a fuckhead
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
I refuse to acknowledge that Giants team as a champion.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm going to recognize this as legitimate.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yes he is
though something is wrong with him this season.. it’s odd.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
haters gonna hate
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Romo hater
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Entertaining in arguments
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Brian Kelly apologist.
Noted Charlie Weis fan boy.
Hehehehehe
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 19, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
^^^Liar
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Works for The Man, fellow wearer of lanyards
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Not much longer on the former...
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Future rainmaker?
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Option A: $$, moderate-to-high risk, stay in Santa Fe, plaintiff's lawyer
Option B: $$$ (maybe $$$$$$$), high risk, move back to Dallas, go in-house with hedge run by close friend doing stuff I’ve never done before
Leaning towards Option A.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Good luck
That sounds like a couple of damn good choices.
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I really don't want to move back to Dallas, or work the 80-hour weeks required by Option B
But then I look at the costs to send my kids to college…
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
You'll hardly know them with 80 hr weeks
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Thus, the Naval Academy
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I always forget you're in Santa Fe.
Another cool thing.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Sounds like B would be the option for me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Do you ever have nightmares that your kids will grow up to hate you because you didn't attend to them enough when they were children?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I grew up with a father I didn't see from August to December except when we watched from the stands at football games.
So I am somewhat sensitive to that point. I dote on my children.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Not to get this too personal, but I grew up mostly without one, so I do the same with my kids.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Option A would be the easy choice for me, btw.
Very easy.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
And when you disagree?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Only positive posts in this thread!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
So, even awesomer!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
likes my jokes
therefore great sense of humor
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Gay For Feliz
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 2:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
They're hurting my feelings
:’(
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
heh 7up
I noticed it too but really didn’t know what to say
no problem with Gay
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
If you don't have a problem, then say something nice!
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Not actually gay
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
(?)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm only gay for Neffy
Other than that, I’m strait.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Lol
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Neffy could be the post-season MVP
Cruz didn’t do crap in the LDS
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Used to get weird mental images when you and IANF posted b2b
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
by Josh Lile on Oct 19, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Which happens a lot, actually
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
IANF gets sad when U consider changing my name to Gay For Gentry
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I*
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
has a cousin on here
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Yes
Feliz Cheez is my cousin
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes
Feliz Cheez us my cousin
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
enjoys slider from Feliz
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
You know it
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Kinda likes that Neftali Perez guy
Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011
B. Thomas Thomason
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
secret besties with Ryin
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
long time poster, bloody marys @ tailgate
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
with no ice.....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You remind me of my uncle
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Open Door Pooping Policy. Shunned by Adam J. Morris.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Brought up in text conversation once every 2 months by the_bza
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
excellent sense of humor/knowledge of film
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Spectacular tastes in food and drink.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
loves tacos
“Brian”
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
penis made of sugar
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 19, 2011 3:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
smells like the Irish Whiskey.
Poke.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
fine taste in important things
except puns.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Likes doors open
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Gets no respect, I tell ya.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Liberal gun lover working in the military industrial complex
Builds nuclear submarines in his spare time.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Nowadays, not enough posts.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Oct 19, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Two words.
A. LOT.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Is that quantity or frequence?
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 20, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
A real regular guy
Seriously you can set your watch by his bowel movements
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Shits like pet coon
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
(also needs to post more)
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
cmkelly29
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
uconn!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
druggie
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
ha, damn...i guess i over do it with the drug talk. i promise you i'm not an actual "druggie."
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I do too
We shouldn’t talk about pot so much
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 19, 2011 3:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
honestly shocked I didn't get any of these responses.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I didn't know you toked
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 19, 2011 3:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Really?
I guess I don’t talk about it as much as I thought…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I am going to scale it back
I ask which movie to watch and get told to blaze. Plus, aqua doesn’t like it
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 19, 2011 3:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah ditto
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
shares same first name as my first-born son
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Fan of the author, or something entirely different?
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Big fan of the author and come from a long line of irish catholics
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Also a big fan
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 19, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Pot-head
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
NY Giants?
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ambien dreams.
Good peoplez
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
A dad, seems nice
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Mini Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwich
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Likes to get drunk
and call radio shows.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Who doesn't?
I was on up all night with Todd Wright Christmas Eve once drunk as piss.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Who is Chibs?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
me/UNTJosh
Sure…why not
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Had no idea you were the same poster until this moment.
Fellow alumnus.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Same here.
I feel like a fool.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I'm non-descript
And easy to forget. No worries
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
same here heh
the other day he was talking about UNT grads and I even told him UNT Josh grad. from there too..heh. He probably thought I was just playing me.. when I was really just letting him know there was another on here cause I hadn’t seen Josh Lile much at that point.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Never even saw it
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
fantasy baseball, dude i used to really not like
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
, no shit
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
oh man
i would bitch a LOT to matt about you…lol
and IIRC you were always the one ripping jorge_metal off!!!!! typically for guys i was trying to steal from him!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
True story
He initiated 99% of those, and still does.
He gave me McCann for Wieters before the season.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
id believe it
so he has moved off of the “hispanic spare > young, cost controlled superstar” kick?
heh
how is the league doing btw?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope
And, fine. We’re still trying to get him out of there. I won it this year by beating Mark in the finals
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
nice
i talk to mark some due to the FF league
hmmmm i may have some interest in re-joining (just throwing it out there)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
That team is really bad....
But it could probably be arranged. Even if they think you’d get bored with it and/or quit that’s still a significant upgrade heh
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
#truth
i almost would rather dissolve the team and come back in as an expansion owner (doubt that wouldhappen)
but yeah, just throwing that out there..
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Who knows
Might as well send him an email
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
yeah
i think i will (assuming hes not pissed at me for how i left lol)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh, we'll convince him if he is
But I doubt he will be.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
yeahhhh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
well when you left, there were 2 others who went as well
so there was a redistribution draft for 3 teams. That worked pretty well.
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
Too many lawyers
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
we added lawyers
it it like LSB up in there now?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Cubs guy is a lawyer
The 3 new guys I think all are
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
yeah think you're right
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
damn
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
and then traded Wieters to me
for like Kelly Johnson…
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
Heh...whoa...
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
haha
not a shocker
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
And I think we all bitched to him about everyone
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Talons Up, name changer
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Oh damn you're UNT Josh???
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Now I know who you are!
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I should've just gone on with the complete anonymity
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
cool, had a hard time finding a good job after UNT, was not going to post here often but got addicted
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Wow, just realized it's 1-4 words... my bad
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I ignored that rule entirely.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I stuck with it initially
but then realized how lame it was and most others weren’t sticking to it so I stopped.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
No one really cares
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 19, 2011 3:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is this where everyone went?
Who’s down for some bro hugs and boob watching tonight???
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Dear lord that sounds awful.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
What kind of porno are we talking about here?
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
ushered an era of homoeroticism unseen on these shores
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
used to frequent the Viper room
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Goodnight, sweet prince.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Makes me scared to mention I'll be in town this weekend.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
tailgate?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Not for the game, sadly.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
how is your son?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Improving slowly, but improving.
At least that’s what they tell me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
always good to hear
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
stuart freemans! alcs game 1 rain delays!
mini tailgates!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
nudie photo hunt
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 19, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
loves him some Mike E
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 19, 2011 3:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
you gonna come hang out with us or what
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 19, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
When?
I have a feeling me hanging out with ya’ll is gonna be me randomly showing up at something and not necessarily making plans.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
for the games. i think we gonna be at humperdinks on beltline tonight
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 19, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
whats the earliest you could get there btw?
They have a bad ass set up in the corner with these leather couches that we were on for one of the games in the Mavs/Heat Finals and it was awesome.
Granted we had enough people to fill those couches, so it might be frowned upon if its just you and me laying across these couches while people are standing up and doo dooing in their pants.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
probs around 530 or so.
you?
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 19, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Um. 6:30?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
so 7:30
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 19, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
NO
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
also!!!
http://www.voiceplaces.com/october-tweet-up-party—dallas-fort-worth-2423097-e/
IANF is going to miss the Magic Time Machine Tweet Party!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
son of a bitch, IANF. that would be perfect for him.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 19, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You should both lay on said couches...
And piss a lot of people off.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Aight keep the locations posted for the series and I'll see what I can do.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Why don't you just tell us which building and apt number is yours and we'll come surprise you sometime.
There’s some windows I can see into from my parking garage and I want to make sure its not you or someone you love I’m beating off to.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
its probably both
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 19, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know if my place has numbered buildings...
And my building doesn’t butt up to yours so we should be ok. And you’re probably beating off to the girlfriend which means you have a pregnant infatuation you sick fuck.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
I like big assess and boobs.
Not stomachs.
We’re good.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I don't like to look at them, necessarily.
I try to only masturbate to porn containing penii smaller than my own.
So Interracial is out of the question.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
to be fair
Most porn is out of the question. Unless it stars tdt
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 19, 2011 3:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is that why he punches people in the junk?
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like Bang Bros is out of the question too...
They got that South American guy who looks like he’s packing a 10lb summer sausage.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
But I think he got arrested for fucking farm animals...
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Not Safe For Work
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Knows the hilarity of Vista Way.
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Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
I PRESENT THE TRILL MASTER
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
doesn't like it when other people give people his phone number.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
why still 512? RF, why still 512?
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Austin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dallas
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I'd be more down for boob hugs
and boob watching.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Crazy, but fun dude!! Willow of LSB.
(Asked about my divorce and ruined the whole mood. LOL.)
- Texas Rangers - 2011 A.L. Champions -
TF2 player
then quitter!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Likes giant asses, Tech.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Cutest dog
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
scoff
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
There are lots of cute dogs on LSB
But his is prominently featured. And his avatar is the thing I mostly remember about him, so …
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
golfer?, smart ass
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Apparently incredibly good person.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm pleased to come across this way. I think. But curious as how.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You're one of the last people to antagonize someone or insult their opinions here.
And usually seem to want to find understanding.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
West Texas Man
Doesn’t love me like I love him. Sad.
by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Runz da ATX.
Right?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
thedirkatron
(since hey, he’s not coming back to do it.)
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Pears
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
so much potential
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
the prospect rankings!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Pleasant, Enjoyable, And Reliable
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 19, 2011 3:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
creator of "butt shit"
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
GOAT
aside from maybe GoET.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
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Pearings
And wasn’t he the Marcus Lemon guy?
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
Yep
“’Lil Lemon.”
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Mythical creature
(I wasn’t around for his LSB tenure)
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 19, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Degree in Creative Writing
I want to say he lived wit hhis parents while working /doing something with a Laundromat for a while, but I could be wrong on that.
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
currently dating Nurse Ratched
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Deserves the admiration, unforgotten.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Oct 19, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
One of a kind
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 20, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Greatest of all time
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Loves Dirk.
Secret Mo.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Friends with Rainbow Brite
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHA!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
7up?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
B-ball. Reminds me of Brett Gardner when I see his SN.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
hockey/DBD, used to have another SN, USC marching band (?)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Goes to USC
learned that one on delay
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Expert player of the SkinFlute
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Plays the rusty trombone
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 19, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
comments a ton for a full-time college student
often from inside the classroom!
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Likes to play the rusty trombone.
…ok tuba.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
MonkeyEpoxy
i warned you about stairs
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Blowing up the Spanish Beltre thread. You were the match that started that thread.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
likes to say GD
rebellious
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Has Iowa State in sig
I just noticed this
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Prospect knowing person
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Avatar greatness
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 19, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Mayor of FarmSystemVille
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
like this one
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
The bluejays And rays farmsystems
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
jurickson profar will soon ascend to the heights of matt moore and brett lawrie
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Makes me remember I used to post on NMLR.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
adheres to monkeys
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Bummer
Looks like I missed this. Not much activity left on the thread.
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 19, 2011 4:38 PM CDT reply actions
hardcore fan.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
TG1?
Pretty sure we walked to the game together.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I think so. Much of that day is a blur.
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 19, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Very much a blur, yet somehow I remember clearly walking with you.
I was numb faced by that point.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Who?
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 19, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
He once made some kind of stupid remark toward me
And I remember this because I was going to reply with a remark like yours saying he should’ve like Brooks heh
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
This might be the longest post I've ever seen from you.
cs;b
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 19, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Been Here Seventeen Days
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 19, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
And I thought I was unknown
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 19, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Lead singer of Coldplay and a great friend.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Small sample size
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
+1
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
+2
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 6:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Remember his ESPN days.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Oct 19, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
old school poster
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 6:56 AM CDT up reply actions
How come GoET hasn't put his name up here yet?
He’s commented on everyone else.
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 19, 2011 4:43 PM CDT reply actions
Too modest.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
They're talking about River Phoenix on The Ticket!!!!!!
Unreleased movie!?!?!?!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
River Phoenix in Steven Speilberg's
Dino Penis
by Closure GT on Oct 19, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would take a leave of absence or quit my job to camp out in line for weeks before the premiere.
Although I would prefer David Fincher or Guy Ritche or Matthew Vaughn or Tarantino or just about anyone over Speilerg unless the 80s or early 90s version of him replaced this current monster.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Cameo in "The Walking Dead"
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 19, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I always think "fennix" (short E sound) when I read your name.
Even though I know it’s long E
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 19, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
What is fennix?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I've got no idea
Just trying to come up with the phonetic spelling for what I hear in my head.
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 19, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
World Series Game 1 and news of a new River Phoenix movie 18 years in the making???
If this isn’t a sign for the Rangers, I don’t know what it
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Did you know his real name is River Jude Bottom
According to his wiki?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
yeah. They changed to 'Phoenix' as it was supposed to be symbolic.
Plus his parents were clearly super hippies.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
A friend of mine just named her son River
She is most certainly not a hippie
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
When I hear the name River now, I think of the chick from Firefly
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 19, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Clearly, with the names they gave those kids...
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Holy shit...
Also from wiki
In 1973, the family joined a religious cult called the Children of God as missionaries. While living in Crockett, Texas, their second child Rain Joan of Arc Bottom was born on November 21, 1972. Their third child was born on October 28, 1974, in San Juan, Puerto Rico, as Joaquin Rafael Bottom.6
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Enjoys a good penis.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Kevin Millar picked the Cards.
We win.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The reason I came to LSB
<3
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, you can thank LSJ for luring me over here
He was a frequent commenter on my blog, and he kept telling me about this place.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Jordana lover. Watermark hater.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
cooled jets
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well-informed and smart
but needs help, stat.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
by Conjunction on Oct 19, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Overly-polarizing, definitely improving.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Actually, overly-hated.
Not polarizing.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Frustratingly negative at times but often misunderstood and mischaracterized.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 20, 2011 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Eternal pessimist
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 20, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Funnier than people give him credit for.
Lacks perspective. Good for LSB.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
electronics durability tester
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Likes underage girls
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Hmmmmmm.....curious......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 19, 2011 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
Easy to get along with
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Often think you're Goet.
You like Animal Kingdom?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Bicurious?
Actual answer: good guy, father, optimist like me
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 20, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
One of the old fogeys.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
takes kids to RBiA
so, good dad
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Does anybody know who I am?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Okinawa, military
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Often a voice of reason
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Stop logging on at weird hours! /people who don't know where he is
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Likes college basketball, hates information.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Tall. Funny one liners.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
LSB: no filter
off LSB: filter
funny dude
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 7:19 AM CDT up reply actions
No shit
You know me in real life… I am much worse.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 20, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
in the few times i have seen him
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
That's true
not a lot extended conversations were had
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 20, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
true
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Funny poster
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Has hit on me
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Oct 20, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
such a sensual lad
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 20, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Wears polo shirts instead of bandoliers of bullets
Was disappointed.
Will say anything.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Solid ass mofo
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Who the fuck are you?
j/k
Miss you! Ya burn out. Stupid real world, eh?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Enjoys talking on facebook.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
had me in his sig when i was barely a n00b
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Lubbock. Sandstorm. Tumbleweed. Wind.
by matteo25 on Oct 20, 2011 12:35 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
you're just describing lubbock.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
long time poster, LSB radio
WC Douche-gate
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 6:58 AM CDT up reply actions
also, left LSB for entirely too long
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 6:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Need moar! Stupid work.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Wish you were here more
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Needs to visit more often
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 20, 2011 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions
used to post a lot
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Needs to move to DFW
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
by Conjunction on Oct 20, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Car enthusiast
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm diappointed I missed this
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
Harrison, top 5 poster, Jay-Bee-Eye
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I wish I were a top 5 poster
my posting rate has dropped precipitously since I started my new job. I hope it can rebound a bit at some point, but I miss LSB…
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
That's the way that employment go
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Still don't understand username
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Always enjoy reading your opinions.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 20, 2011 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Pretty great except for shitty San Diego opinions
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 20, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Always brings Rice into the conversation
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
very smart, loves Matt Harrison more than is healthy
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 20, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Smart, contrarian, nicer than you claim to be.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
that's probably true of most people compared
to how their online comments read. But, yeah, he’s a good one.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Co-pilot on the Harry Express
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 20, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Co-favorite poster. Good baseball talk
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Doesn't post enough
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions
makes me think of a syringe every time I read your SN
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
true FUTBOL fan.
tailgates!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions
has Filipino bodyguard
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Good goatee.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
This.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 20, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Enough said.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 24, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
TSA, helpful
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 20, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Futurama ringtone!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 20, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Strong collection of shared interests.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
no economist, good strong TGer
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Solid poster, reportedly good tailgater
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Loves objects in rectums
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 20, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
PATRIOT ACT
*BEGINS HITTING SOMEONE OVER HEAD W/ 2X4
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice guy, nice wife.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I. Love. Your. Wife.
Not cool?
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 21, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Have at me, you dirty apes....
I’m sure Aqua, GB, KoK, and many more will have a field day with this….
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 20, 2011 10:42 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Polarizing during CFB season, but otherwise, I enjoy.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Looks like Rob Halford
but gayer
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 20, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
i laughed.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Rabble on!!!!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Stephen McGee should start
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Usually calm, but occasionally rants
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
one of the biggest homers on this board when it comes to CFB
ok in non CFB related topics
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
get each other's pop culture references
sometimes, the obscure ones
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
we need more coffe... or beer
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I don't even care.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
well
There are so many names here that I do not know
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Gives people cancer
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 20, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
There are several commenters on LSB that I just sit back, read and learn....
You’re one of those guys….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 20, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
The General Manager of LSB
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
flaming flying mammalia
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
wishing cancer on people
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
wait, you werent the DDOS guy too right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
ahhh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
MLB draft junkie
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Top 5 easily.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I've been burned.
(but I deserved it)
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 24, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
middle initial S, solid TGer, fairly imposing fellow
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Where'd your 's' go
"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11
by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 20, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
He doesn't like being called "B. Spate", even though that's how I'll always think of it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That was how I referred to him at TG II. Oops.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Enjoys a beer
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Likes the ladies
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Orders a manly fucking chickenfriedsteak.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
lives minutes from RBiA
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
also: first to use a SchoollyShot™ as avatar pic!
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Tailgater extraordinaire.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
boss...because you have a quote from hangover on your SBN profile.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Coolest dude on LSB
(def top 5)
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 21, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
HaegerChamp
Honest confession: I was more reluctant to post my name because people would go look at my profile and see that I voted for Murphy as the 3rd OF (which I completely and wholeheartedly retract – considering Josh’s health) than because no one here knows me. Feel free to not say a thing.
"Shoulda bought a falcon."
really, all knuckleballers
"Shoulda bought a falcon."
by Haeger Champ on Oct 20, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't recognize the name at all.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
not your fault.
"Shoulda bought a falcon."
by Haeger Champ on Oct 20, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Curiously accurate. Well played.
"Shoulda bought a falcon."
by Haeger Champ on Oct 20, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
and here i was...
worried that no one would know me. You guys, (sports cry).
"Shoulda bought a falcon."
by Haeger Champ on Oct 20, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
very observant
"Shoulda bought a falcon."
by Haeger Champ on Oct 20, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
stranded in Twins country
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Hates Kevin Love
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Minnesota
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
WNBA champion
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 20, 2011 3:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I get you mixed up with Hard8 sometimes somehow.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
WhipSmart
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Makes music
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
ARKANSAS!
also, good music
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
word up....... balashi.. look it up.. best beer ever
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 20, 2011 2:52 PM CDT reply actions
Peach fresca and vodka
(I still need to try this)
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, looked up the beer you named
The Arubans prefer their beer with
a deep golden color totally clear
and transparent, with a bitterness
which is soft to the tongue and the
nose, however with an aroma of fresh
hobs, a short aftertaste and an easy
foam. The combination should feel
fresh and smooth to the mouth when
cold served, perfect as refreshment
in Aruba’s hot climate.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
good dude -- just about everyone would (or should) get along w/ him in person
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
You seem like a really cool guy.
Your pictures fails were just hilarious, how come they never happen anymore?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Drunken spelling champion
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 20, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
makes up own HTML
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
threw up black stuff
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 20, 2011 3:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
has been compared^ w/ Ryan Reynolds, Ben Affleck, Justin Verlander
^ so he says …
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Hot sister
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
by Schultzy on Oct 20, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahahaha
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
/RF
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
/RF
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
/RF
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
/RF
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Refers to women as slampieces and Eggs Benedict.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Oct 20, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHA.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Enjoys fried chicken.
[nudge nudge wink wink say no more]
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Oh shit. I completely forgot about that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Kinda likes alcoholic beverages.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I read this as cool date
And was confused
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
will require State Department involvement
to get him back from Aruba
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Want to drink with
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Not actually Neftali Feliz
also not actually gay for GayForFeliz
Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011
Joey Kirby.
(Please surprise me, all I’m expecting is a whole bunch of ‘15’ comments)
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Perhaps, I eat lots for my small stature.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Canada, always greets board before delving into chatting
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
canada!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 20, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I knew this would be a comment.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Have you met Ted?
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Well played.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
12yrs old
Canadian, eh
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
(sigh)..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
who doesn't?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 20, 2011 3:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
likes the older ladies
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 20, 2011 3:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Some 16/17 year olds are attractive
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 20, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let's run up to Oklahoma and we can have all that we please!
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Jays fan who found a second home
HIMYM devotee
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Youngest, Shouldn't do TBH on Facebook
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yeah, that took forever...people still liking it the day after...holy balls.
What a regret.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
He said TBH and if people liked it
he responded with a post on their wall being honest.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Basically...whoever likes it...wants a compliment from you.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Read Schultzy's comment..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Does it stand for to be honest or something?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Yeah...
These fucking kids and their facebooks man.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
SIR, I am in no way shape or form a part of any negradom!
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Cuntalingus Rice
Sounds like a Mexican dish.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
HAHAHA...gotta love Chappelle Show.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Maybe in Canada...
But I live in a free country so I’ll love whoever the fuck I want.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Fortunately born too late to enjoy his team having TWO more titles than we do.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Seems like a nice kid.
Wonder what he’ll be like after 6 months frequenting LSB.
:^)
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 20, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh lord..I'd rather not think about it..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
He'll become LSJ eventually
Or IANF.
Pick your poison.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 20, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Legend...
wait for it….
DARY!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Youth will set us free
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Gets off of school too early
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
This has potential.
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
I always think your username is "The Dutch"
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Journalism, FTW
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 20, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought he was almost as old as Methuselah
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
CFB GDT patron
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
TDT
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Hates life, Loves Doming people
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 21, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Loves drinking and Vegas
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 21, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
offered blow to an off duty cop
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
gives weird relationship/sex advice
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
o_0
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 21, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I just remember him posting about how every guy should take it up the butt at least once
because it was very enjoyable.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I missed that
I bet the response was awesome.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 21, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Four words isn't enough
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 21, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Champion beer can thrower.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Also want to drink with
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
you can't possibly prove that to me
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Was a douche to me this one time...
But other than that a pretty funny guy in an odd way.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
From Oakland
or somewhere in northern california.
Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011
SOUTHLAKE.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I'm anticipating crickets
since I haven’t been posting as much this season.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
SN always makes me think of the movie Suicide King
which my cousin was in for one second. In the hospital scene in the latter part of the movie, he walks through the shot RIGHT NEXT to Sean Patrick Flannery.
TS,B
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Nah, I'm good.
And I’m def no prince. Especially not Prince Abdulaziz al-Saud.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 22, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Better than me at playing catch.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Nah, dude...you were just drunk!
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 22, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
True.
But I do suck at catching, even when sober.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Nice pic
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 22, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Literal LOL moment for me
when she splashes the water on her face. Really freakin’ funny.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 24, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
good dude
tailgates!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 24, 2011 7:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't take full credit
I just created the thread … lamron, knockoutking, matchst1ck and others got the ball rolling.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 21, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
TRFAN
Brandon Inge on the Texas Rangers "I honesty feel like they’re a team that, once one thing starts going in their direction, they absolutely snowball, Just look what they did to us. Fifteen runs. Nine in one inning. I was like, ‘Good God.’ "
Thought was T.R. Sullivan forever
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 21, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
uh... TR Sullivan's Biggest fan.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I think Max will like my managing editor's
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
LSB
My all-time favorite LSB-er to pick on was BurtOrange. I don’t think he’s been on here for like 5 years. I wonder what happened to him?
Not mediocre. Right about average
burnt out
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Moreso than Miles?
That’s high criticism.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
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by Conjunction on Oct 22, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Penis.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Hi guys/gals.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 22, 2011 2:10 PM CDT reply actions
I'll jump in the action, though I may be late
(and I know, I’m an idiot most days)
Eric Prince
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
Suicide's brother
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Actually, no
at least, not that I’m aware of, unless my brother is a closet baseball fan and just hasn’t told me he frequents this place
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
by Eric Prince on Oct 25, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully so late no one will notice
Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011
DOS attacker.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
by crazy86er on Oct 25, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
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