Rangers win thriller, take 3-2 World Series lead
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 10:42 PM CDT
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LaRussa really blew that game
A left hander against Napoli with the bases loaded? And this is the guy that’s supposed to be a genius? Really?
Absofrigginlutely.
The genius had a major brain fart or two.
"Can the Rangers nail down a title with Derek Holland in Game 6? Not even close ..." -- Randy Galloway, 10/13/11
by CrustytheCowboy on Oct 24, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Bring in Lynn! Ok, IBB kinsler. Alright, you're done.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Assuming that was just a stall tactic.
Smart, but cheap.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Waste of a pitcher if it went extras, though.
I think they coulda stalled a little more w/o just burning a pitcher. Hell, use the last guy in the pen for that.
Que sera, sera.
Yeah,
but that’s the only rationale I can think of. What else could it be?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
how was the test?
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
50 questions. 10 minutes.
I was just putting down anything. Got the hell outta there.
Que sera, sera.
Good point
Let an infielder pitch to walk the guy, though the risk of a balk I guess
Not every squatch is a rocket scientist
by groundingout on Oct 24, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah exactly.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
He didn't have Motte ready
If the game went extras he just burned one of their better relievers because he wasn’t prepared
He said Lynn wasn't available today
Lynn wasn’t supposed to be up in the pen. the coach heard the wrong name and got the wrong guy up.
Motte and Lynn sound nothing alike
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
He speaks in Aramaic to his BP coach to prevent eavesdropping.
He’s a genius, you know.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
omg this post should have 100 recs
lulz!
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Correct.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
In his presser right now hes saying the bullpen coach didn't hear Mottes name when he got Alphabet up also
Motte was supposed to be ready by napoli but he never got up due to crowd noise causing the bullpen coach to not hear
Yeah...
Somebody fucked up. He can pas the buck if he wants.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd sweat LaRussa bet on the Rangers
There’s no way you can make that many dumb mistakes
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
by Buttermaker on Oct 24, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
not really
Mr. Consonant got the perfect double play ball, but they were unfortunate. We benefited from a nice bounce, and it was awesome. Of course, the Napoli lefty thing was stupid.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Yes.
It was more stupid than the stupidity of leaving Murphy in to face a LHP.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
which was also, notably stupid.
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
damn that is dedication
2 hours
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Slow it down, put Darth Vader's "NOOOOOOOOOO" behind it.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
This shall never be collapsed.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Why in the hell would I want to do that. It's glorious.
I told people at the bar who told me to shut up to "eat my entire dick and nuts."
Actual quote.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT
by Cruztovictory on Oct 24, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I now feel bad for not being amused by Holland.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
it's ok. it was lame and unfortunate.
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
This is an awful horrendous sports opinion.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
"Fuck this shit I'm going to Texas"
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
-1 for the Angels uniform
+100000 for Dirtbag
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
I love the Angels uni. Perfect reminder of fail.
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Why did you post a picture of him from Anaheim?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
To remind them.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Salt in the wound.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
That thing always creeped me out
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
For cereal.
I have no idea how we won that game.
But I am so berry happy that we did.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
EV
ER
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
favortie ranger ever...i said it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Still Pudge for me. He's the reason I played ball and why I caught for a few years before being converted to shortstop.
But Napoli is getting close to being 2nd
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Valuium and booze
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
by Buttermaker on Oct 24, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
TEAM
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Napoli's MVP acceptance speech
“And I’d especially like to thank Mike Sciosia, without whom I never would have ended up with a team that knew how to use me.”
Like by batting me 8th..
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh shit y\ou're on a roll!!!
rec
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Second clean-up hitter...
It’s been brilliant! Tony LaRussa-esque!
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Wooo-hooooooo
Bring it back home boys
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
AAAAHHHHHHHH
The Anti-jinx
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Oct 24, 2011 10:43 PM CDT reply actions
Yesterday!
I told people at the bar who told me to shut up to "eat my entire dick and nuts."
Actual quote.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT
by Cruztovictory on Oct 24, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Here,
use my pen.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
is
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mike Napoli approves this comment.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
heh you guys see on the Napoli throw out in the 9th
the girl behind HP jumps up and her stomach starts to show .. she quickly pulls her sweater down like it was more.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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That strike 'em out, throw 'em out might have been the biggest sports yell of my life...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Napoli double.
I emitted some sort of sound on the double play. It wasn’t a scream, there was more of an overcome-with-happiness-to-near-tears about it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
For some reason right after celebrating
I thought about Feliz stressing me out in the 9th and that I hoped he wouldn’t. Well, if it’s not interesting, it’s not rangers baseball.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I made a sound like that.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Like when a loved one gets you that perfect present that you didn't even think of.
You get exactly what you wanted, you scream. You get something surprising and meaningful, and the sound is not a scream, but every bit as happy.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Oct 24, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Perfect description.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I was definitely vocal as well
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Best DP in Rangers history
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
by BEW on Oct 24, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm shocked I didn't wake my kids up....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
biggest muted sports punch
(kids were asleep)
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I gave up at that point.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I did a very accurate Yorvit 'I just threw someone out!' dance
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Yes.
Neftali Feliz vs (healthy) Albert Pujols with a man on, up 2 runs, Game 5 in a tied WS.
It’s either that or the ARod K for biggest moment of Feliz’ career.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, kind of embarrassing now...
but when ARod K’d, I just started weeping in Baseball North’s arms.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahah.
Easily the biggest moment in Rangers history. Given his history here and his comments afterward, I don’t blame you.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not talking purely about individual achievement here.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
The team swept the DH!!!!!
Que sera, sera.
by scoop16 on Oct 24, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Was it the motherfuckin playoffs???
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't remember that time the Rangers played a DH in the world series?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was standing,
and literally collapsed to the floor.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I was jumping in elation and hugging people
then I had to gather myself and realize what just happened.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I did for the Mavs
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I was too drunk for the Mavs to cry.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I was drunk which played a part in it
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I was too "wat this is actually happening?"
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I was at the AAC.
It was awesome.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I fell down on the couch, wrapped my arms around my girlfriend, and stared in disbelief.
Supposedly, I cried. I don’t remember crying.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I used to call my dad at big sports moments.
He passed at 44, when I was in college, so now it’s me and my bro.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Damn dude...
:(
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Sorry to be a downer.
Jobu’s post just got me thinking about my dad. What he and his dad did, is exactly what me and my dad did when K-State won the Copper Bowl.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
No, you aren't being a downer
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
My brother's been great.
He loves sports, but has never lived in DFW. Even still, he cheers like hell for the Mavs, Rangers, and Cowboys, just cause he knows I’m doing the same. I think he does so in large part because he knows I need someone to call “and just scream at”, as Jobu put it. Literally, the beginning of our call after MavsGameSixAwesometown was just us yelling “hell yeah, baby!” or something like that at each other.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Sounds like he is a great brother
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
For sure.
He once got completely dressed up in our school colors, painted his face, and dyed his hair to come cheer for me at a football game my junior year.
They don’t make brothers any better than mine.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
That is really, really cool.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Thanks for letting me put all that out there in this thread.
These Rangers get me thinking about this kind of stuff.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Yeah no problem
It was good to hear a story like that
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It was good to tell it.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I was in transition to my new house
living in my in-laws basement. I jumped from the couch into the air and just did a very girly “YEAAHH! YES! HOLY CRAP!”
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I ran from the my seats on the first row all the way up the stairs high-fiving everyone within reach
and even some that weren’t in reach. Also gave the finger to a few Cards fans, but hugged them afterwards because I’m a nice guy and it was a helluva game.
Oh, yeah.
I love strike ’em out, throw ’em out double plays to begin with.
And that one, at that time, was just that much better.
by Stormwalker on Oct 24, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
CLEAR!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
No kidding.
This team is trying to kill me.
"Can the Rangers nail down a title with Derek Holland in Game 6? Not even close ..." -- Randy Galloway, 10/13/11
by CrustytheCowboy on Oct 24, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
haha REC! I'm emotionally drained!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
LOLOLOL. Napoli just rubbed Sosh's face in this shit.
“I dunno. I got bad hands.” when talking about the last out.
Go Rangers!
by C. Isaac on Oct 24, 2011 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
*runs to HH to see what their thoughts on this are*
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
And the trolling continues.........................................
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 16 recs
I love this
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
props!!
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
There he is!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
YEAH
It’s one of my favorite creations
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 24, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
It's one of my favorite gifs....ever!!
Kudos, sir…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's stolen but the OP gave me his blessing.......
This is for you, DFWTuba!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
guy is on fucking fumes
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone was wearing a trollface shirt in the park today.
They cut the line off right before he got in and I asked him “problem?”
He actually enjoyed it (cutting the line off was a coincidence, too).
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
that was great.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Mike Napoli
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Pressure? If there’s any pressure it’s the pressure pressurizing the panty cannon.
by Atticus F on Oct 24, 2011 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Holy shit you guys.
Holy shit.
I’m just fucking drained.
BUT FUCK YEAH MIKE NAPOLI
by LSJ on Oct 24, 2011 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
My pulse rate's gotta be Oh about 35,000.
I told people at the bar who told me to shut up to "eat my entire dick and nuts."
Actual quote.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT
by Cruztovictory on Oct 24, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I would hate the be an Angel fan right now hahahaha
"A mind focused on doubt and fear cannot focus on the journey to victory."
The who?
"Can the Rangers nail down a title with Derek Holland in Game 6? Not even close ..." -- Randy Galloway, 10/13/11
by CrustytheCowboy on Oct 24, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
1 win away from our first Championship!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
INSANE INSANE!!!!!!!!!
A NEW LEVEL FOR US!!
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
One more win for a WS?...ho hum
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 11 recs
I have grown to hate this .gif.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Oct 24, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Am I the only one?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Im not a big fan either...but its been a staple...
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I'm with you.
But, as was already said, I can see it one more time and be happy.
by Stormwalker on Oct 24, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
you'll never see it again if we win...this I promise
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
only need it for one more win. it will then retire like most gifs.
- Texas Rangers - 2011 A.L. Champions -
rightfully so
its lame
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I like it.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 25, 2011 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Same here....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2011 7:22 AM CDT up reply actions
so... uncharted territory.... We are heading to our first WS game 6
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Better yet: this is their first World Series lead.
Dark Luck Dragon of the Sith
by Darth Snark on Oct 24, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
so close boys...
just 1 more…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
What an incredible fucking run.
Dark Luck Dragon of the Sith
by Darth Snark on Oct 24, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, I had this thought also.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
it's 4.45am in UK
Work in 3 hours. No idea how we won that… but by God, and the grace of Napoli, we did. Nervs shredded just following ere and on Gameday.
by nottmforestfan on Oct 24, 2011 10:43 PM CDT reply actions
Pretty sure you can get a beer right now, there.
Probably going to need it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I am pretty sure my heart has exploded
I am now a medical miracle.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
NO GAME 7
Win This SHIT
Nelson Cruz has a Boom Stick and its epic
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fade away is this generation's Sky Hook
Bob Sturm is my leader
WOOOOOOO I'm so happy I could kiss a baby giraffe!!!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
by BigGuns on Oct 24, 2011 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtttttt
im in talks with my attorneys to copyright and trademark my Nap O LI chant… that was patented in the home run porch by myself game 2 of ALDS!
you may get a cease and assit or desist letter from me… i made a D in business law
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 10:44 PM CDT reply actions
I bet the chant was electric at the ballpark
it sounded awesome on TV
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Tonight's Final Scoreboard:
www.dimmedwits.com
by Steve Estep on Oct 24, 2011 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
Tony Reagins, Raangers MVP
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 24, 2011 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Nah.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
by jonthefon on Oct 24, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 9 recs
NInfuckingja.
Dark Luck Dragon of the Sith
by Darth Snark on Oct 24, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
JD paid off one of Berkman's posse to convince him the Rangers had no pitching
… knowing he’d sign with STL instead … knowing he would be crucial piece that would allow STL to sneak into the playoffs on the last game of the season…
knowing STL was the only team that could beat Philly ….. knowing Berkman would then come up in that situation, and knowing Neftali would strike him out.
by Jobu. on Oct 24, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not only a ninja, but a seer as well.
I told people at the bar who told me to shut up to "eat my entire dick and nuts."
Actual quote.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT
by Cruztovictory on Oct 24, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
We really should hire him as a special assistant.
It would be a great way to evaluate moves.
“Hey Tony, you think this is a good idea? You do? Damnit, I thought we were on to something.”
by blakethegr8 on Oct 24, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
BELTRE! NAPOLI! ELVIS! NAAAAAAAPOOOOOOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Oct 24, 2011 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 91 recs
(I wish I could rec this.)
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Oct 24, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
did it for ya
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
So did 53 others,
including me.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I dedicate my rec of it to you.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I rec'd it in your honor.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
We finally got him!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
He was tough...
But no pitcher is up to Napoli’s longbow.
by coolcolin09 on Oct 24, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
and my axe!
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions
OH HEY THERE CHRIS CARPENTER
NICE TO SEE YOU
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
can i post this facebook?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
An x2 by Garcia and I'll be happy as a clam
I told people at the bar who told me to shut up to "eat my entire dick and nuts."
Actual quote.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT
by Cruztovictory on Oct 24, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Garcia shouldn't really be on there if this is accurate
it should be Motte. Garcia will have his time to earn a spot on the trophy room
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
............
………
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
shut the fuck up.
i’m not changing it just because you want it to be motte.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Oct 24, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
he complained about it when i we beat garcia.
and we explained why it was garcia and not motte. and he complained again so no mercy.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
People bring this up almost every time she posts it
It’s been agreed on by the majority over and over to continue with the routine. So, I understand the same request over and over being a drag.
This has been covered many, many times all year.
C’mon man.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
She tried to put Motte there but the computer thought she said Garcia
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
by BEW on Oct 24, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 25 recs
Heh took me a while, but I finally got it!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll rec it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Why do you want to fuck with what has been working all year?
It’s the starter.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
we explained this to him already after we won against garcia.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I regret that I only have one rec to give to this.
"Can the Rangers nail down a title with Derek Holland in Game 6? Not even close ..." -- Randy Galloway, 10/13/11
by CrustytheCowboy on Oct 24, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully you'll get to give one more.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
WERE GOING TO WIN THIS!!!!!!!
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Best World Series of my lifetime...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 10:45 PM CDT reply actions
The 01 WS was pretty amazing.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 24, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
It was...
I’m just trolling on it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
It actually was freakin' amazing.
Easily the greatest postseason series I’ve ever seen.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I watched it
But I was 11, so I don’t really remember anything besides Pettitte looking defeated on the mound during game 6.
Only if you hate America
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
...or if you hate the Yankees.
The Anti-jinx
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Oct 24, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Or that
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
best world series of your life so far
many more where this came from!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
SEX!!!!!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 24, 2011 10:45 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Oh Napoli will see to it that this happens
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Elvis and Ian are SO Troy and Abed in the MORNing!
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Rewind and watch their handshake.
That’s definitely their vibe.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
And, the most important news of all:
www.dimmedwits.com
by Steve Estep on Oct 24, 2011 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 18 recs
Just one more....
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Oh my fuck, shit just got real.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Still not real.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
You're right.
Not going there yet.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
My mind naturally thinks about
what the Rangers have to do to get to the next step. It’s what I go to sleep thinking about most nights. It’s going to be really weird going to sleep tonight.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm just going to try and keep my mind off of it.
I know what they need to do. Now they just need to go do it.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
SOLVE THE RIDDLE THAT IS JAIME GARCIA.
2 SEAMERS CUTTERS CHANGEUPS AND OH MY.
SOLVE THE RIDDLE THAT IS JAIME GARCIA.
2 SEAMERS CUTTERS CHANGEUPS AND OH MY GOD WE’RE SCREWED.
COMBINED WITH THE TEMPERATURE AND PARK AND MOISTURE:
STORMY FORECAST!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 25, 2011 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm shaking.
I can’t believe I am a witness to this.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Oct 24, 2011 10:46 PM CDT reply actions
best win ever
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Whoa. One win away.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Pressure? If there’s any pressure it’s the pressure pressurizing the panty cannon.
by Atticus F on Oct 24, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
That strike 'em out, throw 'em out DP was simply orgasmic
This entire game has been amazing.
Napoli has been amazing. Wow, what a series.
ONE WIN AWAY! GO RANGERS!
Go Rangers!
Hey Chris Carpenter...
Enjoy your winter, you motherfucker.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 19 recs
Fuck Chris Carpenter.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 24, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
So...Napoli for World Series MVP?
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Oct 24, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Probably
Though Holland would be a pretty close runner-up.
by constant815 on Oct 24, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
NOW
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
This is my last time to ask politely.
Please quit talking about who’s going to be the World Series MVP.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
by K.S.B. on Oct 24, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tap on the brakes, Ace.
"Can the Rangers nail down a title with Derek Holland in Game 6? Not even close ..." -- Randy Galloway, 10/13/11
by CrustytheCowboy on Oct 24, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
DIRK!!!!!
swish41 Dirk Nowitzki
Huge win. One suit. One shirt. One tie. Go rangers
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Oct 24, 2011 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 27 recs
That's what he said he took back to Miami during the Finals.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
A-yup.
He knew.
I think the Rangers know. I really do.
Dark Luck Dragon of the Sith
by Darth Snark on Oct 24, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
It cannot be a good thing how confident I feel right now.
This is the first time I have ever actually just assumed the Rangers would be. . . y’know. . . the big thing. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I fall back into it from time to time.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Time seems to move backwards when you are optimistic
Gonna need you to be yourself so we can get to Wednesday.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 25, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Okay, no, False.
The biggest thing I’d be pissed about if the Apocalypse happened tomorrow would be cutting off the Rangers ability to win at least on championship before the end of existence.
I'd be all "oh come on, a Tuesday? End of the world is a definite Monday type of activity"
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn right.
God I love him.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
And all black
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
All black everything
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Dirk even made his woman black
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
YEAH!!!!
I LOVE IT!!! AND I LOVE THAT MAN!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
And make sure it's black. We're headed to their funeral.
I told people at the bar who told me to shut up to "eat my entire dick and nuts."
Actual quote.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT
by Cruztovictory on Oct 24, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh, you have this covered.
Carry on.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Napoli would like to discuss this opinion with you.
Just saying…
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
He's more than welcome to discuss but he will never win.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
I probably agree.
But tonight is clouding my judgment.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Love this.
But then, it’s Dirk. It goes without saying.
by Stormwalker on Oct 24, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT AAAHHHH
TOO TENSE SO MANY CAPS. ALL CAPS TO THE MAX GO RANGERS!
Dallas Stars: Better than your hockey team
Chelsea FC - GO BLUES!
Hey guys
We watched the best win for the best team of our franchise!!! OOHHH YYEEAAAHH!!!
So the Cardinals aren't going to have a happy flight this entire World Series...
That’s a win in and of itself.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
all sad all good
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I am thinking Napoli likes it in Texas
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
dont be a bitch
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
If you have a love-child with Mike Napoli...
it will always have its onesie half buttoned.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on Oct 24, 2011 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i love WS history
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT!
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Meanwhile in Anaheim...........
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 29 recs
I rec'd the fuck outta that
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 24, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
WRECK'D
For general LAA dumbassery.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 24, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck C.J. Wilson, throw all of his money towards Napoli.
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 24, 2011 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
hahaha dont do that!.. but seriously... no CJ FA contract.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Hide yo wife, hide yo kids...
Napoli’s rapin’ every pitcher up in here.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on Oct 24, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, no one wants 200+ innings and 200+ strikeouts from a starter.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Uhhhh...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
And everybody thinks I have bad opinions...
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 24, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh you do.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I don't think too many people would argue with me when I call you an idiot.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 24, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Not like I haven't been called any idiot before..
not like I care what other people say.
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 24, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
That's pretty badass, brah.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 24, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Saw on facebook:
Cj Wilson: get out of town. I’m tired of your ego and your inability to pitch in big games.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
He's been mistreated and underappreciated for basically his entire tenure here
If I were him, I wouldn’t sign here for big money. Just going to give the fans and media more reason to hate.
Fuck those people
I want CJ to stay… at the right price.
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
Yep this
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
The last part is important to me.
I just have this fear do to his being the best pitcher on the market.
clearly. only imature women could possibly think otherwise
but then again, that what we’re dealing with. welcome to the bandwagon.
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Not that I hate him.
Mike Napoli needs money to make it rain.
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 24, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
16 runs in Game 3...
2 in the next 18 innings.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
rec
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
It's safe to assume the Cardinals would have scored if not for a bad call.
Wait, if that call is made correctly. . . and the Rangers win that game. . . then. . .
Oh I should not have gone there. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
BOOMROASTED
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 24, 2011 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
WOW
The pigs are lining up on the runway…
www.dimmedwits.com
splitting murphy and moreland
with naps in between….entice larussa to keep the lefty in…nice move Gut.
Not yet...but soon.
I told people at the bar who told me to shut up to "eat my entire dick and nuts."
Actual quote.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT
by Cruztovictory on Oct 24, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah i think we broke it again
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Just wait 48 hours for that
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
X
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 24, 2011 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
We need the kinsler
brush your shoulder off gif
this
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
yup
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
get over yourselves please
Nelson Cruz has a Boom Stick and its epic
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fade away is this generation's Sky Hook
Bob Sturm is my leader
by jharrison2090 on Oct 24, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Wash made LaRussa look like a clown tonight...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
Bats need to show up in St. Louis.
NL rules suck balls.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Pretty sure LaRussa made LaRussa look like a clown.
by behindthebag on Oct 24, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently...
Rangers fans made LaRussa look like a clown. They couldn’t hear “Motte” in the pen because of the crowd. That’s amazing. We are the best fans in baseball now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Back to the NL rules......fuck
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
But the bats are awake, and we don't have to face Carpenter again.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Oct 24, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but we have to face that damn junk balling lefty Garcia.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
We can do this.
And don’t anybody swoop down saying “no jinx”. They can do it and I believe.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Oct 24, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
But they have to face Post-Season Gold Colby Lewis
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Pressure? If there’s any pressure it’s the pressure pressurizing the panty cannon.
I want a repeat of ALCS game 6.
Leave no doubt.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
We played their game and beat them at it at their place in game 2. Lost by 1 in game 1. I like our spot.
I told people at the bar who told me to shut up to "eat my entire dick and nuts."
Actual quote.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT
by Cruztovictory on Oct 24, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
NA
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
PO
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons...
LSB-Come for the baseball, stay for the Dirkatron raping!
"He’s a Ranger, we’re Rangers." -bigtill2002
"EVEN THE WNBA HAS THEIR FINALS DURING PRIMETIME." -hornedfrogs45
Li
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
PO
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Li
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Fap
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
LI!
I told people at the bar who told me to shut up to "eat my entire dick and nuts."
Actual quote.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT
by Cruztovictory on Oct 24, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
Most nerve-wracking game ever.
"It’s all the years you spend waiting for [that one] night that makes baseball great." - Joe P.
These two options
are not mutually exclusive of each other.
lets hope not
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
EVER
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
it might be for some
But blowouts don’t do it for me
by ab03 on Oct 24, 2011 10:55 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
I really like seeing my team dominate another team in all facets.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Till Wednesday.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
post game interviews.. where to go?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 10:52 PM CDT reply actions
FSSW
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
FSSW
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
So.
Colby Lewis has a chance to firmly cement his postseason legend reputation.
he can be our Andy Pettitte.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yes please!
Unrelated: found out a friend of mine here is doing an internship at Disneyworld next semester (engineering?)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, those are choice, man.
He’s set.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Disney needs their engineers.
They treat them like kings.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
He's an aero too, so it's a little odd
but if it’s that good then I can certainly understand.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I think we end this series on Wedneday
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
Ok Colby....do your thing on Wednesday
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
you guys think im joking about creating the nap o li chant
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
it was amazing the first time
i was there
….. somthing you never forget
by jonathan rigby on Oct 24, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I was there too.
So amazing.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
We'll get to say one day that we were there with the Nap-O-Li! chant was born...
and no one will believe us just like no one believes someone when they say they were at Nolan’s 7th no-hitter because EVERYONE was at Nolan’s 7th no-hitter.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
(I was at Kenny Roger's perfecto.)
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I was 7, thank you very much.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you were...
(I believe you. I watched it on TV!)
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
My college roommate lived in Arlington.
We decided to go to this game and jumped in the car and drove 20 miles or so and realized we probably weren’t going to make it (we were at Texas A&M). So we turned around and listened to the game on the radio in our dorm room. We were really kicking ourselves when Nolan ended up throwing a No-No. That was also about the time I switched from following the Astros to the Rangers.
by Wemedge on Oct 24, 2011 11:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Boom.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 24, 2011 10:54 PM CDT reply actions 22 recs
AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
hello, new background
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
LoL
Hes got lil feet.
*** San Antonio needs a NFL team! ***
by SanAntonioGiant on Oct 24, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
his girlfriend is a lucky girl
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Indeed she is
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
She's not gonna be able to walk tomorrow.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 24, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
2 DFW sports teams take a 3-2 series lead in to enemy territory.
Here’s hoping the end result is the same. Go Rangers!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 24, 2011 10:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
How am I supposed so SLEEP right now?!?!?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Booze. Hard booze.
I told people at the bar who told me to shut up to "eat my entire dick and nuts."
Actual quote.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT
by Cruztovictory on Oct 24, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't drink!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Time to start.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK RIGHT NOW
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
WITH AN ERECTION
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Umm... that will be difficult for Moe.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
O_o
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
r u saying George Kottaras is back in the playoffs?
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Detachable erection perhaps
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
that is called a dildo
she might have one though
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
nope.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
pretty sure there has.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Don't believe so?
If somebody was I apologize
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't remember that happening.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I remember one of the guys asking if this is how we felt when we read shit like that from the guys on this board.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Yeah, I don't remember who it was
Maybe Jihad or TheJeezus?
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
i didnt mean to start any bad stuff up
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Heh if anybody started it it was me, so
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I had a moment like that but I think it was panties
Sex toy conversation doesn’t bother me.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
What did I perhaps do?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Not as far as I know
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe it wasn't you
Some male poster on here got a little uncomfortable when girls were talking about sex toys and masturbation.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea, there is no topic that would make me uncomfortable
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm
I don’t remember who it was then.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer the rabbit
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Not the Benoit (balls)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't have one of those
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Me either
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the ones you have pull start like a lawnmower
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
LOL
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
That doesn't sound like Jihad to me...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
It definitely wasn't Jihad, lol
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
if you mean The Jeezus, hmm, doesn't sound like him
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Nah
I forget his name but he used to talk about Jesus and God and stuff a lot.
by Black Francis on Oct 25, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
The guy that complained about the boobs in GDTs
because he was saving himself?
by AsDevilsRun on Oct 25, 2011 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I remember rockin_rangers doing something like that.
But that’s not who I’m thinking of. cteDrew, I think.
by AsDevilsRun on Oct 25, 2011 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't think he was the one with the issue
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 25, 2011 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know about that
Don’t hang around in the GDTs that much.
by Black Francis on Oct 25, 2011 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I remember he has Bible verses in his signature.
The person I’m thinking about anyway. A couple of years ago he used to complain about language and other coarse conversation around here. He’s cut down on his posting but I still see something from him now and then. I’d remember his name if someone said it.
by Black Francis on Oct 25, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Does. Not. Compute.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
not sure if serious
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep, Lisa W
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
that'sthejoke
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
It just hit me that is the last image of the Ballpark in Arlington this year.
Wow.
I like it better than last year’s.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
In-freaking-deed.
The playoff crowds this year were amazing. Seriously, anybody who went, pat yourself on the back. Stunning.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU ARE ALL COMING TO MY HOUSE.
I DECIDED IT IT GDT WHATEVER.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
WHERE DO YOU LIVE
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
FLORIDA
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
MY ANSWER IS BETTER
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions
THE DISNEYWORLD CASTLE
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK, BUT. . .
IF THE RANGERS WIN THE WORLD SERIES, AND I SAY WHAT I’M GONNA DO NEXT IS “GOING TO DISNEY WORLD” IT WILL BE ACCURATE BECAUSE I DO THAT EVERY DAY
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
#humblebrag
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll be in St. Augustine in March!
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
GAME 6 HOLLA!
God that was awesome too!
Dallas Stars: Better than your hockey team
Chelsea FC - GO BLUES!
by ArchLobster on Oct 24, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
one of the reasons I was happy about yesterday's win
At least no repeat of that
by ab03 on Oct 24, 2011 10:56 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
wow what a douche..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Carp's the "piece of shit"
"It’s all the years you spend waiting for [that one] night that makes baseball great." - Joe P.
I love the guy filling in the words
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dang I knew he got pumped about stuff...
But that was gutless and fuckin retarded.
by coolcolin09 on Oct 24, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Especially when
Nap was about 5 feet from taking him out, after he had given up the tying run. Yell at yourself for being a piece of shit.
I read it as
F yeah. You piece of S. F you.
Anyone else?
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 25, 2011 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
LaRussa says bullpen didn't hear Motte's name. Twice. When they called.
by octoberty on Oct 24, 2011 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, and he's got a bridge to sell us, too.
"Can the Rangers nail down a title with Derek Holland in Game 6? Not even close ..." -- Randy Galloway, 10/13/11
by CrustytheCowboy on Oct 24, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
According to Buerhle, we have a system to steal signs
Would that help them?
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 25, 2011 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Can’t handle this.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Use two hands and put your wrists into it.
Napoli won’t mind.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
TLR.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
When Carpenter yelled that
I kept rewinding and getting more pisses
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
pissed
but pisses is cool too
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
You're into some kinky stuff, dude...
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 25, 2011 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Not mentioning any names, but his initals are...
CHRIS CARPENTER.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Pressure? If there’s any pressure it’s the pressure pressurizing the panty cannon.
watch youtube link just above you..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
WE GOT YOUR HAPPY FLIGHT RIGHT HERE
www.dimmedwits.com
by Steve Estep on Oct 24, 2011 10:56 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
My shirtlessness prevails
One more time, boys.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
UNO MAS
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
If we win game 6, we get naked Thursday.
Everyone of us.
We aren’t going to work because we’re takin’ a sick day.
wait, what?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I've watched games 2, 4, and 5 shirtless
It’s working, IANF
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Mucho gracias
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
WTF dud I miss??
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I salute the effort being put for by you
and “the girls”.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 24, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm a team player
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
*forth
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 24, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I want it to end on Wednesday.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
And lost in all of the awesomeness
Derek Holland was the announcer for a minute
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
That was great.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
More like 5 minutes wasn't it?
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I enjoyed that 5 minutes of the play-by-play
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Pressure? If there’s any pressure it’s the pressure pressurizing the panty cannon.
I think we all did.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I'm just about to become a former P1.
From their CJ hate to this latest Holland HSO, I’m just about done.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Definitely, this.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Sports radio in Dallas
Know nothing about baseball whatsoever. Their 10 minute segment about the Rangers, stating the obvious, between 40 minutes of Cowboy re-hash bit 5 days a week isn’t doing the job anymore. The world class team and the mediocre team have switched places and the coverage deserves to reflect that.
I should say
That it’s all of the stations as well. I’ve spent the last 3 weeks flipping between the Fan, the Ticket and ESPN radio avoiding Cowboys segments. They still act like they’re shocked that the Rangers could possibly make it to the World Series (again). Shouldn’t they have gotten over that last year, and started brushing up on baseball knowledge? Even Josh Lewin spends all his time talking football, although I’m sure that’s more up to the programming director than him.
The Ticket actually went all Rangers today, at least from noon to game time.
I was impressed, they skipped Garrett’s daily bore while ESPN carried it.
Que sera, sera.
I listened to 2 minutes of Nate Newton (I think it was) rambling about the Rangers.
I felt like shoving an ice pick through my ear afterward.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
When did they move over from The Ticket?
I just moved back here awhile back after being gone for like 2 years or so.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
which had the makings of something and now is just a steaming bag of shit
by oc on Oct 25, 2011 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I find the majority of their shows very listenable...
But Richie and Greggo make me wanna drive a railroad spike through my forehead.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
He should have gone full Dirk
The Anti-jinx
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Oct 24, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Chills
ESPNStatsInfo
Mike Napoli: 2nd player with 4 multi-RBI games in a World Series. The other is Mickey Mantle, 1960 #Yankees #Rangers #WorldSeries
by sprite on Oct 24, 2011 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
=O
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Mickey Mantle...not a bad player
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
mickey... ahhhh mickey
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
BUT....PUJOLS!!! 3 HRs!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Pujols
0-12 in all the other games
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
Don't worry about that part....
3….THREE HRs!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit!
You’re right. Not one. Not two…
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
by chrisR on Oct 24, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would love
To have been able to have gotten a beer with Mick and Nap.
Oh the debauchery that would ensue.
by Sam Elliott's 'stache on Oct 24, 2011 11:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Scoop?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Dutch does a pretty good Arnie voice
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
unsung hero of the game?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 10:57 PM CDT reply actions
darren olliver, imo.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a warship now?
HMS Feldman
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
And as a bludgeoning device, in case of emergency
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 25, 2011 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Anybody notice the game turned after that interview?
His magic rubbed off.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty much the entire bullpenis.
Everyone got into jams, but everyone got out of them.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
im fahschnickit
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
To quote Mr. Lewin:
“It just gets better and better!”
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
x
According to Mike DiGiovanna of the Los Angeles Times, it appears unlikely Rays executive vice president Andrew Friedman will join the Angels’ front office.
Friedman dined last week with Angels owner Arte Moreno and team president John Carpino. DiGiovanna hears that he would be offered the position of club president, with the team likely hiring another candidate as general manager. However, Friedman’s loyalty to Rays owner Stu Sternberg could be the determining factor.
by LiamP on Oct 24, 2011 10:58 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
And it gets
EVEN AWESOMER
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
You know what this means?
The day the Rangers win their next game in 2011 is the day the Minaya deal is inked.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I DIDN'T EVEN FINALIZE HOW MANY UNITS OF HUMAN UNITED STATES CITIZEN OF THE WORLD CUURENCY I WOULD GIVE UP YET!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 25, 2011 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions
he's been watching the playoffs
decided it was easier to try and win against NYY and BOS than fight with the Ninja
by elvis1isking on Oct 24, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Hire Minaya
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
but... but.....
No one obsesses over the Rangers…
Which asshole said that?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
JJT is calling
and he wants some chicken wings and….something else. Couldn’t quite make out the text.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 25, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I still can't believe it
I love Mike Napoli, I love you guys… I LOVE THIS FUCKING TEAM.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Como Estas Bitches?!
Spanish Language News is here. Tonight’s top story the sewers run red with Cardinals blood!
Nelson Cruz has a Boom Stick and its epic
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fade away is this generation's Sky Hook
Bob Sturm is my leader
by jharrison2090 on Oct 24, 2011 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
underrated
Jon Daniels > Nolan Ryan > awesome
by dstar442005 on Oct 24, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
someoe type out the bot 8th for me... im impaired
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Right back at ya, Slick.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
AND! AND! AND!
We got to see a Beltre knee dong in the fuckin’ World Series. Amazing.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Did you know he started doing that in Boston?
* facepalm *
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I see that everyday
but whiter
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
The way it was foreshadowed by the broadcast...
just sublime.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Napoli has a knee dong too
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
by TXHC on Oct 24, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Did anyone else see that Napoli kept closing his eyes before he catches a pitch?
"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan
I've never played catcher before
or paid attention that much before. Didn’t know that.
"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan
Yeah, it's involuntary. Kinda like sneezing.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
x
BBTiA Joey Matches
Hahahahaha RT @TroyRenck TLR said that wanted Motte to face Napoli and bullpen didn’t hear Motte’s name… Crowd noise cited. I am serious.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 24, 2011 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
I don't believe him,
but I’m glad that the crowd was loud enough for this to be a legitimate excuse.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah lol...
If you want him to come in there’s no way he says “Oh well, can’t here shit, we’l try later”
by coolcolin09 on Oct 24, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
That's............amazing!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
It's happened to Wash before too.
But yeah that is still awesomE
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Way to go Rangers fans.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I can't believe that
It’s the fricking WS
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
by Buttermaker on Oct 24, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I cut the phone lines
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Love him or hate him, can we all agree on this?
CJ battled.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Walked to the battle, maybe.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh.
He didn’t have his best stuff, was getting squeezed, and STILL somehow escaped with only 2 runs.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Why does the "somehow" have to be something Ceej did?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You know what? Never mind.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I'll give him that
Disappointed he didn’t have his best stuff.
But he gave up one earned run on the night and got his team out of jam after jam and did a great job to keep the team in it long enough for the bats to tie it up.
No hate for CJ from here.
Writer for Defending Big D
by Brandon Bibb on Oct 24, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Gave up one earned run and kept the Rangers in a game while they were figuring out Carpenter's curve...
He wasn’t good. But he was good enough.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly my point.
He wasn’t a hero, but he was a good soldier.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Yes. It was grueling to watch, but hell he only gave up 2 runs
Still wonder if he has something physically wrong.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Pressure? If there’s any pressure it’s the pressure pressurizing the panty cannon.
CJ battled and gave the team a chance to win
Led this staff to the postseason and I want him to come back next year.
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
He may not be an ace
but you’re absolutely right. He gave the team a chance to win and that’s all you can ask for
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
Mike Scioscia is trending!!
JustinSadauskas Justin Sadauskas
Eat it sciosia. You were never half the player mike napoli is. Way to bench a guy with 40 hr pop and a great arm. Then trade him….wp.
Ghizal_Hasan Ghizal Hasan
Wonder if Mike Sciosia was watching that one? #Napoli #WorldSeries
james37rvt james stern
Thank you Mike Sciosia. For trading us Napoli…. #dirtbag
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
why do you hit and run with with big al
by jonathan rigby on Oct 24, 2011 11:01 PM CDT reply actions
DP threat
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently he puts it on himself?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
(Referring to the weird Craig out, not the ninth)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Years from now....
There’ll be an Audi commercial where a kid picks up a ball and asks the question, “Dad, who is Mike Napoli?”. And Rangers fans will shed a tear of joy. And Angels fans will shed a tear of ultimate humiliation. Scotty Tennerman-style!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 24, 2011 11:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 6 recs
Only that kid will already know who Mike Napoli is because he's Mike Napoli...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Then Napoli
fucks the kid’s mom.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Oct 24, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Oh man
oh man oh man oh man oh man
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I KNOW, RIGHT!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
ok which member wants to check out my boomsick
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
AHAHAHAH!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
haa
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Is Pooholes talking to the media tonight?
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Pressure? If there’s any pressure it’s the pressure pressurizing the panty cannon.
doubt it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
WHAT A TWAT, REALLY
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Probably borrowed Byrnes's bike and rode all the way to the airport
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
by chrisR on Oct 24, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Think it was a fixie?
I vote yes.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 25, 2011 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Heyman trollin
SI_JonHeyman
no, in answer to all those tweeting to me, technically reagins can only be fired once. #nap-o-li
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 24, 2011 11:03 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
I just Tweeted this.
But I have a Rangers banner in my room and if the Rangers win the WS, I’m wearing it as a cape to campus.
by mizzou918 on Oct 24, 2011 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Do it!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Streaking?
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Take pictures and post them here.
I told people at the bar who told me to shut up to "eat my entire dick and nuts."
Actual quote.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT
by Cruztovictory on Oct 24, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
love him or hate him
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:04 PM CDT reply actions
I probably would have strangled him at one point tonight
had I been in the same room as him.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
he broke even
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Love for me
Though he was making me look stupid for praising his defense earlier today.
But at least he looked a lot better at the plate. And getting us on the board when we were struggling was big.
These make good pies. And Ron Kulpa is an awful human being.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 24, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I like Mitch's dong.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Look how round that hairdo is.
Man? Or Machine?
by Black Francis on Oct 24, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a legit chili bowl
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I just wanted to say hi
and I’m in a good mood right now. Go Rangers!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Napoli needs to go Jason Terry on Wednesday.
by liamluong on Oct 24, 2011 11:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Unreal game
Watched the game with my pretty-much-elderly parents like I have most Mondays for the last decade or so and I’ve never seen my dad freaking out like that! He’d fit right in here!
What a win, though. I thought we’d win after they failed to cash in on all those RISP. Imagine LSB if the Rangers had done that. :)
These make good pies. And Ron Kulpa is an awful human being.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 24, 2011 11:06 PM CDT reply actions
Heh.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Oct 24, 2011 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 44 recs
Awesome
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
lol cool
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Easy rec...
These make good pies. And Ron Kulpa is an awful human being.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 24, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm doing that tomorrow!!!! I bought a Lee jersey just like that, red too
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Lee shirt jersey*
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
shirsey*
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Oh, yeah!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
genius
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Cliff Lee leaving was the greatest thing to ever happen to this team since new ownership.
Cliffmas brought us Mike Napoli AND Adrian Beltre.
I love you, Cliff.
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 24, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I love Cliff, too
Hope he’s enjoying the good traffic in Philly
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
pure greatness
Cliff’s legacy lives on
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
so after calmed down... i still never want to see CJ in a ranger uni ever again.
according to andro, ben rogers, etc. they seem to think hes way way way gone from this org.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 11:07 PM CDT reply actions
I will never understand this opinion.
I get that the media hates him for having a better life than them. I don’t understand why Ranger fans are so anxious to lose 200+ IP and 200+ Ks.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Don't think that's it.
Their point is probably that CJ’s postseason will solidify the Rangers’ opinion of CJ as an excellent but not ace type pitcher. This, combined with the fact that some team (Nats, whoever) will inevitably pay him as an ace, means he’s probably gone.
The Rangers (meaning JD) don't think like fans.
They’re going to try VERY hard to re-sign him, I’d guess.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Of course not.
They have a valuation of CJ that, even based on reports before the playoffs, probably doesn’t match what he’ll end up getting. If CJ’s going to stick around, he’s going to have to turn down more money (probably quite a bit of money).
I don't think his postseason will factor in at all.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I don't see why it shouldn't
Data is data, you just have to put it in the correct context.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah. This.
Of course, even with that extra data, CJ is by far the best pitcher on the market. That’s going to get a big check from someone.
For us? of course it will.
We cant act like it doesnt exist, I think the rangers will make every effort to sign him but will not go overboard and overpay..
CJ postseason didnt help his case but you cant ignore how money he was for us this entire year either.
There's all these old wounds from when he was a reliever and it seems like the band-aid of these last few seasons has gotten ripped off in like four starts in a couple of weeks...
It is bizarre.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I've watched baseball for most of my 30-some years,
and I’ve never seen a (portion of a) fanbase turn on one of their star players so quickly.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I am still insanely pissed at him.
My desire to keep him in Texas has not wavered.
The emotional trauma of seeing him leave may have lessened.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I guess I don't understand being pissed at him.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
He's been shitty in the post season and these games are important.
It’s irrational, because we wouldn’t be here without what he gave us in the regular season but it is what it is. I still want him back.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I guess I've just been able to somehow compartmentalize.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
And Tony Romo should GTFO for Kitna right?
At least I get to see the Rangers when they play the Twins now.
by TargetField on Oct 25, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
from the Texas Rangers' Facebook..
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 10 recs
MIKE NAPOLI ON THE MIC OVER AT FOX4 RIGHT NOW!!!!
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:08 PM CDT reply actions
FSSW, too!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
In the post-triplets era
Napoli just moved to my second favorite Dallas athlete in any sport.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Top 5.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
OH DAT CAMO SHIRT!!!
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 11:09 PM CDT reply actions
Naps wearing camo and showing of the guns
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
What the hell is Napoli wearing on FSN?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Pure AWESOMENESS!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Cut off camo shirt with a Ranger logo
And it’s fucking awesome!
Writer for Defending Big D
by Brandon Bibb on Oct 24, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
OF COURSE MIKE NAPOLI IS WEARING A SLEEVELESS CAMO SHIRT!
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
.
*** San Antonio needs a NFL team! ***
by SanAntonioGiant on Oct 24, 2011 11:09 PM CDT reply actions 11 recs
DeMarco Murray was at the game..
Greatness.
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 24, 2011 11:10 PM CDT reply actions
Best OU running back since AD
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
That's not a very long time
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
It feels like forever though
OU’s had some pretty good RB’s in that time. Just not any that were NFL material.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
.............
Murray started the year after Peterson left. There was literally no time between them.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
he meant best OU back EVER since AD.
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Was Adam Carriker manning the turnstiles at the gate?
"こんな感じです。" --@TeamUehara, 9/23/11
by caknuck on Oct 24, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Heh
These make good pies. And Ron Kulpa is an awful human being.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 24, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
What's for dinner tonight? Cobra.
I told people at the bar who told me to shut up to "eat my entire dick and nuts."
Actual quote.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 20, 2011 8:42 PM PDT
by Cruztovictory on Oct 24, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
stick with this line-up for game six, please. thanks
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:10 PM CDT reply actions
I leave him in.
This lineup has been the most productive throughout the season.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
there is no DH
Young isn’t getting benched
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Didn't even think about this.
You’re right. Fucking NL.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Josey and Evan Grant
Some scout who saw him play a couple innings there in the Sally League over a decade ago says he could!
SportsRadioDudes (can't remember who--they all blur together) want to move Ian to CF.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Moving him to the OF was a big meme around here for awhile after 2008 when he made all those errors and his UZR totals sucked
Glad that didn’t happen.
When JURICKSON takes the world by storm
Ian will make a good LF.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
That will be tough
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
When Derek Holland went full retard, it subconsciously woke the Rangers up
So my point is…
NAP-O-LI!!
The fuck?
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
tarded
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
six numbers
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Oct 24, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I don't like this meme!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
don't worry. you're one of the outliers.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
But I wasn't born until September.
/Gladwell
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
This is growing legs
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I don't know what this meme is.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
More numbers at end of name = shitty poster.
I want to change mine to NAPOLI in binary now.
by AsDevilsRun on Oct 25, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Neftali Feliz:
Don’t DO that!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Maybe horns saying such and such is fucking over etc is good luck...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:11 PM CDT reply actions
Wasn't he the one doing the reverse jinx thing a few games back?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes...
but that’s not what he was doing tonight.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, definitely not........he made that very clear....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Bring him back and lets test the theory.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
perma'd?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yeah...
He’s had his chances. I’m sick of it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
And the Mavs-Heat comparisons continue...
"It’s all the years you spend waiting for [that one] night that makes baseball great." - Joe P.
by e2drummer on Oct 24, 2011 11:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Correct me if I'm wrong
but the Mavs won Game Six going away, correct?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Eh.
The Cardinals weren’t preseason favorites.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
they were, however, the 2006 champions.
No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.
by judasish on Oct 24, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
You just blew my mind.................................
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
WOAH
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
It'd be perfect
If Pujols and Carpenter started mocking Hamilton’s injury before the game.
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
I think he meant Miami won in 06
Not every squatch is a rocket scientist
by groundingout on Oct 25, 2011 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Miami won* the 2006 NBA Finals.
*were given by the refs
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Game 5 was one of the best Finals games of All time.
Just an amazing game. And like tonights game completely nerve racking to watch.
by peppersquad on Oct 24, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I gave up on the Mavs multiple times in games 3-6.
Yes, I am ashamed.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Moreland might be figured out
But that motherfucker can hit meatballs like no one else:
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=16113577
6/20 never forget
kling klang king of the rim ram room
Gotta love the "Napoli the Baseball Guy" sleeveless camp shirt
www.dimmedwits.com
it's the new black.
"It’s all the years you spend waiting for [that one] night that makes baseball great." - Joe P.
Horns did...and he got banned for it...heh
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
He was walking a fine line between anti-jinx and dickheadedness
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
lulz
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions
::Stands around with both hands down::
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Writer for Defending Big D
by Brandon Bibb on Oct 24, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
The Germans?
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Let him go, he's rolling.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 24, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
/facepalm
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
cmon bro...
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
You're kidding.....right?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 24, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
forget it, he's trolling
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
You know, when Paul Revere warned the British with his bells!
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 24, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
this guy continues to miss pop culture references.
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Nah.
I thought the Cardinals where gonna score for sure plenty of times during that time and THEN it would be over, though.
Yep.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
How many times have we gone through this in the past 2 months
It’s not fucking over then the Rangers are down in a close game.
I don’t get it, guys. I don’t get it.
it ain't over till it's over
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
YUP.
EMOTIONALLY DETACHED MYSELF FROM TEAM AFTER GAME 3.
wat
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
HELL NO.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Well there were more than just Horns who were saying it.
And they should be humiliated by the Angrydome, seeing as the Angrydome has little else to be angry about right now.
by Black Francis on Oct 24, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone ask Nap about Carpenter being a classless piece of shit!
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:14 PM CDT reply actions
Credit to Napoli for staying classy about it.
Fuck Carpenter. All Naps has to do is point at the scoreboard.
Go Rangers!
Carpenter is really a big douche
other teams in the NL Central must really despise this guy
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
You know it's true when Grienke has the balls to speak up about it...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
and who would piss down his leg if Naps ever charged the mound...
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
six numbers!
I’ve got my eye on you.
by Black Francis on Oct 24, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
Sports talk guys down here in Houston said this morning that they can’t bring themselves to root for the Rangers (SILVER BOOT!), but they like most of the Rangers players in general but HATE the Cardinals, especially TLR and Carpenter. I was surprised this morning to hear Carpenter, but now I get it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Carpenter, frankly, lost the game as soon as he walked out there with that fucking beard...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Neck growth was bad.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Looked like this.
Ehren McGhehey from Jackass with pubes on his face
by TheGritMaster on Oct 24, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
As soon as I saw it, that's immediately what I thought of.
Terrible.
by TheGritMaster on Oct 24, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously, was the dick hair neccessary?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
what did Carpenter do?
I missed this.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Cussed Naps out after he absolutely crushed a ball to dead center.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
i see...
… and what did this Mr. ‘Naps’…have to say about it?
by oc on Oct 25, 2011 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions
"We'll see who's laughing when I hit the game winning double in the 8th
then impregnate your daughter."
He said he didn't hear it...
He was busy getting ready to fuck the Cards in his next at-bat.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll bet he heard it.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
x
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 11:14 PM CDT reply actions 14 recs
Jackie was a stone cold pimp back in the day...still is
He’ll slap a Nap if he have to
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe Wash and Moore need to just slap the shit outta the whole team
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
You said Motte and they heard Lynne?
Your team is fucking stupid, sir.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
All right guys, this graphic is gonna take quite a while to make, just in case it happens
so I’m gonna hop off. G’night all…try to get some fucking sleep between now and Wednesday.
www.dimmedwits.com
Mavs won in 6 games at the Heat
Close this mother out Cobra
Nelson Cruz has a Boom Stick and its epic
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fade away is this generation's Sky Hook
Bob Sturm is my leader
YAY!!!! I'M GETTING LAID TONIGHT.
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
He has a girlfriend
A fine one at that.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like he is asking for 5 of them
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Oct 24, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, he's going to do that to them.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
At least they're getting something right.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Because I'm not sleeping for a WHILE
I’m watching the Anna Faris SNL. What the fuck happened to her face?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Mike Napoli
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
by Brother_jd on Oct 24, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is the correct answer for any woman that has been bombed out and depleted.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
So Naps fucked Cameron Diaz?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 24, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
4 numbers.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
LOL
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I don't get it...
womp womp
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 24, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
It was the presence of Gina Carano at The Temple that lifted us to victory.
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 24, 2011 11:21 PM CDT reply actions
SHE WAS THERE????
NOT FAIR.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Wow. Scrabble faced Napoli in the 8th because they were getting the wrong guy throwing in the pen?
what in the world? this is the world effing serious! what a huge mistake
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - JParks
"It’s unusual that Sickels is higher on a low-A prospect than those of us who follow the Rangers’ system closely." -rooster on Jan 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST talking about the son of Judeska and Chesmond
TLR called for Scrabble and Motte to get up
All the BP coach heard was Scrabble. TLR had to call back to the pen a few minutes later to get Motte up. So when it came time to walk Kins and get Motte in, he wasn’t warm. So they brought Lynn in cold to do the IBB to buy time for Motte to get loose.
"こんな感じです。" --@TeamUehara, 9/23/11
I can't believe this.
What a bunch of morons.
by TheGritMaster on Oct 24, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm exhausted and yet at the same time completely wired
and I don’t know if it’s fully set in yet.
I’m doing anything but thinking baseball at the moment so as to not go out of my mind and stay up all night.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
What a weird excuse...
but I’ll take LaRussa claiming Rangers fans ruined a game for the Cardinals in the World Series.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:21 PM CDT reply actions
And I think it's awesome that Rangers fans now get credit for World Series lore...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
I gave you credit for this point in the recap.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I like it better that way
“Rangers fans affect the outcome of Game 5”
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
Nobody obsesses about the Rangers
"When I came off the mound the hairs were standing up on my arm. I know there's not much"
/Holland.
Yeah
That excuse is bogus. I just think he was covering for his guys, which isn’t a bad thing.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
If you were the bullpen coach, how would that go down?
“Well, I can’t really hear you, so I’ll assume you mean Lynn… no biggie”
Complete douchemove, though.
Throwing your bullpen coach under the bus, with a completely implausible excuse.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Not implausible. It suggests Rangers fans are the best in the world. They took control of a World Series game.
There is no way that is wrong.
I stand corrected.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Couldn't you spell it out, LaRussa?
“I WANT M-O-T-T-E”
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
Love butthurt-TLR
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Oct 24, 2011 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
Ummm. Motte and Lind don't sound anything alike.
I’m calling BS on this. I think TLR is trying to save his “genius” label.
"the PGT isn’t about alerting drunk guys on their mobile as to what the score was." --goET 7-24-11
Pressure? If there’s any pressure it’s the pressure pressurizing the panty cannon.
When they asked Ron about it
there was a pause, then Wash smiled and said “Yes. yes it has”
I can’t tell if hes laughing b/c hes embarrassed to admit it or b/c he’s covering for TLR
I thought the same thing...
The pause said it all.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
It happens.
Happened to Wash.. happened to TLR in the past too.. nothing unusual.
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Was Motte even warming when they called Lynn in?
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons...
LSB-Come for the baseball, stay for the Dirkatron raping!
"He’s a Ranger, we’re Rangers." -bigtill2002
"EVEN THE WNBA HAS THEIR FINALS DURING PRIMETIME." -hornedfrogs45
It was to put in the call to get Motte warmed up
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Rhads with a decent line, "That's NOT the way baseball go!"
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
My Cardinals fans friends have been very quiet lately
Game 1 was the only time I saw them saying anything.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:24 PM CDT reply actions
My Cards friend texted me and said
You deserve it. We don’t. No way we win Game 6. You guys are just too good.
Wow
The Cardinals have an LSJ?
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah
There’s one guy I follow on Twitter who believes the Cards win the next two at home. Gotta love his devotion.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Me too
That’s why I can’t hate.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
My cardinals fan friend was going crazy the other night when they beat us. Though I haven’t heard a peep in two days.. heh.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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I had to block and delete my former roommate's brother because apparently he is a Card's fan...
which he never indicated until suddenly in the playoffs. But suddenly he knew everything about the Cardinals and Rangers while having no problem announcing his knowledge to the world.
I subtracted several obnoxious Heat "fans" from my friend list last spring.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I haven't texted my Cardinals fan friend since before the series
he was my section leader a couple years ago, and I’ve got a feeling he’s very passionate about the Cards. Don’t want to stir the pot.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 24, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
if he talks shit
hit him with your tuba
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I've had to make Hard8 not exist on social networks
Has he seen the error of his ways?
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
My roommate's gf is a Cards fan
We’re friendly about it though. Mostly.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm obviously speaking drunk with victory
But he fucking battled, and somehow held them to only 2 runs.
That was huge.
Definitely.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I hope we re-sign him.
Pitchers who can strike guys out, get ground balls and pitch in this heat are rare.
And I’m not dumb enough to judge him for a poor month of baseball.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I feel pretty much the same way I did at the beginning of the season.
Hope we resign him, worry about the price.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm to a point where I want them to re-sign him,
just to fucking troll the shit out of all his haters.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
This.
Have all the emotional bad taste in your mouth over his postseason you want. Don’t let it affect your ability to evaluate how good of a pitcher he is.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Thing is, he can pitch up to whatever level of the contract he signs
and it still wouldn’t be in the Rangers longterm interests because they have some many younger and cheaper pitchers coming up through the system. It just seems like a more efficient use of the money would be on the position players.
and those younger, cheaper pitchers are just going to instantly pitch like a #1?
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Of course.
That’s how baseball always works, right?
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
This.
Have all the emotional bad taste in your mouth over his postseason you want. Don’t let it affect your ability to evaluate how good of a pitcher he is.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
And then, next year, when he fucking trolls Evan Grant by winning a Cy Young
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
by K.S.B. on Oct 25, 2011 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Who is this stuttering idiot on the MLB network?
live he sucks
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
ONE. MORE. WIN.
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
We need to win on Wednesday
So we can experience this postseason run without a single elimination game
That's been my goal all month.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'm exhausted now
Lawdddd. Also, lol at the MLB Network guys not knowing what to say after TLR’s excuse. Literally dumbfounded.
A buddy I went to law school with died yesterday
he was a huge Rangers fan and died while watching the Rangers… he even went out in a way that even one of his favorite Rangers (Napoli) could appreciate
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
If you're wondering
he died while hot tubbing
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Wha?
How?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
No clue
waiting on autopsy results… what sucks worse is that he was at a public place in Dallas and found face up floating
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Face down, sorry
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh wow.
I’m sorry to hear that, Holmes.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
For real?
Woah.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I haven't talked to him but a few times since we graduated in 2008, he was a real good dude
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I can imagine.
What a thing to happen. Sorry, man.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
that sounds like when that Little Rock weatherman had a hot tubbing..
partying friend die on top of him. When he woke up he had a corpse of a 24 year old on top of him.
They were partying pretty hard though.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
He was of your persuasion
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
the kid from Little Rock or your friend?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
My friend
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
so was the kid...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
My buddy was alone at the time
at King Spa in Dallas… it’s actually a nice place
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 24, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
My day started at 6am with only 3 hours of sleep.
I won’t be waking up till Wednesday at 7:05pm
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
/closes iorange555's eyes
/steals his wallet
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
How about the "have won 3 straight a whole bunch of times" thing?
I’d like that to hold up.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I will treasure going to that game for the rest of my life.
I love the Rangers.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
CJ looks...detached?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
what did he say about 2012?
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't have his out pitch, so he had to pitch with a hand behind his back
Asked about Napoli, he shrugged and said he was good.
It could be that he was disappointed…it could be something else.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
*disappointed in how he pitched
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I didnt like his demeanor...I dunno
seems like he was mad someone else got the attention…I dunno
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Even if he was,
he needed to adjust instead of keeping the same approach. That’s the thing that pisses me off the most.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd put my money on fatigued.
He’s thrown a fuckton of innings the past couple of years. Cole brought up the point that his slider’s just not as sharp as it was in the regular season a couple of weeks ago, and it’s completely valid.
Yeah,
still, it oddly left me feeling vaguely sad despite how much vitriol I had for him and his walks earlier.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I like siege.
It’s a shame he’ll go elsewhere; he’s a refreshing change of pace from generic Face type guys. It’ll be tough as shit to replace him internally too.
The media begs for guys like CJ to come along because of the generic speak they get everyday
and then they take every opportunity to shit on him while he’s here.
Fuck you, DFW media.
I think he has to be a great role model for the other guys
As far as taking your discipline seriously, staying in shape, striving for excellence, etc.
I think a lot of my anger has transitioned to sadness now that they won, anyway.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yeah
especially after the interview
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 25, 2011 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions
If I had to pick something, that would be it.
Just plain tired.
by Black Francis on Oct 24, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
No, he was just mad that someone else got the attention, of course.
This is obvious, right?
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I don't think that's it
I truly think C.J. wanted to deliver in the postseason (he’s a competitor). I’m sure he’s pretty angry at himself that he couldn’t do it.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree.
I think he feels like he has disappointed the team, the fans, and himself.
Correct on all accounts, but I still love him.
Too bad we don't have game 6 at home
Would have been cool to have a big lead in the 9th and the fans chanting we want C.J.
Not every squatch is a rocket scientist
by groundingout on Oct 25, 2011 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions
He wasn't what we wanted, but he got it done
But he white-knuckled it through. Defense certainly didn’t help and yet they only put up 2 on him.
kling klang king of the rim ram room
A strike zone that was 6 inches narrower than Carpenter's didn't help either.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
He was in the same boat as ever, dancing around not throwing the strikes he needed to.
But he did enough enough against a true TORP. And he should get credit for that.
kling klang king of the rim ram room
Yeah, I noticed how the strike zone was WIDE for Carp,
And small for CJ. Everytime Carp threw that curveball away to Left-Handed hitters it was out of the strike zone.
Image fail.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
/KSB computer fail.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
damn
Strikes called outside the box: Stl 9, Tx 5
Balls called inside the box: Stl 1, TX 5
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Murphy talking about The Gut heh
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Is there a way we can both win the World Series. . .
. . . and have the world remember Kulpa’s call?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'll be happy with just the first one
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
To me Kulpa's call is one of the best arguments for replay yet (after that awful Yankees/Twins foul call)
Because Kulpa seems like a pretty good umpire, he made a great call on Kinsler the night before, and he missed the first base tag. With replay, it takes all of 15 seconds, he’s called out, play resumes. How is that bad?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't want replay for this season
In football, a play happens and you can’t really celebrate it because it might get challenged. In baseball there are bad calls but I like being able to celebrate an out/safe call and not have to think, called out but I guess we’ll see.
Not every squatch is a rocket scientist
by groundingout on Oct 25, 2011 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions
...............................................................................................................................
Congratulations, I think you’ve come up with the new worst argument against replay.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
See what happens when you focus on thinking you can
instead of thinking if you should?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 25, 2011 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions
This is also Tim Kurkjian's argument.
The proudest I’ve ever been of Mike & Mike is when they ripped him over it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I compared screencaps of Denkinger's horridness, and what Kulpa did.
Kulpa’s was a lot worse.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Who's Denkinger?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, before I was born
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh geez.
Man, he cost St. Louis a title. Like, almost as directly as a thing can be true, he did it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
it says game six will be played on Wednesday. fuck that, this is our game seven.
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:33 PM CDT reply actions
OK, I admit it, I like this MLB.com headline:
If you want a Texas W, there’s a Nap for that.
Dark Luck Dragon of the Sith
by Darth Snark on Oct 24, 2011 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 10 recs
awww
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice
A couple in Dallas created shirts that said, “We have a Nap for that.” I still need to get mine.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
selling it online?
by the way…I thought you didnt wear shirts? Your toplessness has been great for us so far
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 24, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
Shirtless for the games, but I would still like one of those shirts :)
They’re on twitter. I need to get the information.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
so colbra and harrison........ i think colby is shutdown wednesday night.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 11:40 PM CDT reply actions
Colbyashi going for the kill
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll kamikaze this shit fo sho.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 24, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
what are the chances of a postponement on wednesday
anybody know? I sure want to play right now
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Do you guys buy the "They couldn't hear Motte on the phone" stuff, like, at all?
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Not a bit, personally.
And the consensus at VEB is serious doubt.
For whatever reason, this is on the Brewers blog, but here’s my take plus a little extra TLR-musing.
It's not like they have another guy out there who's name really sounds like "Jason" or "Motte"
Maybe “Mark” is close, but he was already in the game.
Try a different lamp
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons...
LSB-Come for the baseball, stay for the Dirkatron raping!
"He’s a Ranger, we’re Rangers." -bigtill2002
"EVEN THE WNBA HAS THEIR FINALS DURING PRIMETIME." -hornedfrogs45
3 numbers
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
6 intentional walks
WS record
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indeed it is. we were walking that tightrope alright
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I laughably put the O/U on total series walks against Pujols at 4.5
Think I lowballed…
kling klang king of the rim ram room
Moment of the game:
Punto being a weak bitch.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 24, 2011 11:45 PM CDT reply actions
punto is such a funny word to say
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Punto Pinche.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Pinche Puta
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 25, 2011 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I was kind of going off Kunta Kinte.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
You know I don't speak Spanish
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 25, 2011 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
The hell?
Do some learnin’.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I have read it along with X
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 25, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Tango el gato los pantalones
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Dame cabeza pero no uso su dientes
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 25, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
i dont speak spanish
that was a line from a movie. the only words in your sentence i know are head and no
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
give me head but i don't use your teeth
heh I think you have a misconjugation there… of course it’s highly possible I’m missing something since I’ve been out of spanish for too long
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions
My Spanish is broken at best
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 25, 2011 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Gets the point across, that's all that matters
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions
isn't a blow job said like "por la baca?"
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
He wants head, but don't use your teeth.
I don’t know Spanish for shit, but knowing a lot of etymologies seems to help.
by AsDevilsRun on Oct 25, 2011 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions
You know, Wash not pinch hitting for Murphy
Meant that Motte wouldn’t have time to warm up. I don’t know if Wash knew that no one was warming in the Cardinals pen in time to come in to face Napoli, but if he did, that’s one clever s.o.b.
Rangers 7-1 when Moreland plays.
Nelson Cruz has a Boom Stick and its epic
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fade away is this generation's Sky Hook
Bob Sturm is my leader
Its turning into the Brian Cardinal stat from the playoffs
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
fuck yeah!!
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
They released a new CD today
Ha ha
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
No shit?
Loved them back in the day.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 24, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
It’s called “Twenty.”
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Was talking with friends
Said he’d gone down on the knee twice before in the game… that was him trying to get some sort of line on that breaking ball…. lo and behold.
Enough looks and it will work.
kling klang king of the rim ram room
That may be your best one
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons...
LSB-Come for the baseball, stay for the Dirkatron raping!
"He’s a Ranger, we’re Rangers." -bigtill2002
"EVEN THE WNBA HAS THEIR FINALS DURING PRIMETIME." -hornedfrogs45
Perhaps my favorite of them all................
Well done…
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 25, 2011 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Random Thought: Glad I used my pic of Murph as my cover photo on facebook all postseason long.
cs,b.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Good call
I’ve been using my pic with Hamilton as my profile pic over there all postseason. Even injured, I like that man.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I posted this as a FanShot, but I figured I'd share it here too.
Driveline Baseball - Advanced Training for the Baseball Athlete (located in Seattle, WA)
by Kyle Boddy on Oct 24, 2011 11:51 PM CDT reply actions 14 recs
it is, i used three different sources and napoli's HR was too slow
wanted to do it justice and not slow down his swing, feel free to tweak as necessary
Driveline Baseball - Advanced Training for the Baseball Athlete (located in Seattle, WA)
it was a rush job for another forum where everyone was lol'ing at TLR and Scioscia
but yeah opening it in animated gif creator should do the trick, thanks!
Driveline Baseball - Advanced Training for the Baseball Athlete (located in Seattle, WA)
bah, for some reason it was saving at an unsually large file size
So I had to lower the quality to get it on imgur.
Oh well, people get the point with either one of them, heh.
s
by DShep on Oct 25, 2011 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that is pretty good
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
i like the part where they zoom in on Sosh. in slow-mo too, very nice
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Craig better be careful about stealing some sleep on the flight.
He is not safe from the Nap Police.
by Akalhar on Oct 24, 2011 11:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
hehehe
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
Joelsherman1 Joel Sherman
Just had Hall-bound mgr La Russa say presided over 3 screwups in final 3 innings of GM 5 of World Series #unreal #Cardinals #Rangers
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Loblaw on facebook
If they legalize gay marriage AND bigamy, I’m going to try to marry Mike Napoli.
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:53 PM CDT reply actions
he'll impregnate Loblaw without breaking a sweat
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Nice of ESPN to go on and on about the Cards fouling up
and not give the Rangers credit for clutch defense, hitting and pitching. This is why they SUCK at baseball.
"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends."
by DatNguyenNguyenScenario on Oct 24, 2011 11:53 PM CDT reply actions
an upper deck dong. he crushed the shit outta that ball
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 24, 2011 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
his two homeruns have been no doubters
if only he had done anything else and not made errors.
Nice bomb regardless.
Wasn't in here during the game,
was anyone else derisively shaking their head at the announcers praising his power right before that happened?
by AsDevilsRun on Oct 24, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll probably create another fanpost tomorrow but before I pass out from boner inducing Rangers jizz coma,
I’m suggesting we go all fucking out and pick a place for as many LSBers in the Dallas area to meet up as humanly possible.
Suggestions are welcome, but fair warning, I plan on giving out so many GD bro hugs, your back and shoulders may hurt.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
WHY MUST I BE IN INDIANA DAMN IT
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 24, 2011 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Same
in Iowa
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 24, 2011 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I love jazz, theater, art, performance ...
to think a New Yorker would be jealous of being here for baseball . . . blows my mind, but I understand
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
It's probably the only thing in NY I'm really envious.
Obviously, there’s much more to the city, but the pizza…
Que sera, sera.
believe the warnings -- he's very hands-y!
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Dude. I was shown an amazing picture of you as you attempted to swallow your first Stuart Freeman.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Oct 24, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
TWSS
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
x
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stuart%20Freeman
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Oct 25, 2011 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
If we win on Wednesday or Thursday
I will drink Stuart Freemans in your honor
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Me too
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 25, 2011 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions
heh, I just thought Freeman was your last name ...
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
christies patio. i can reserve the whole bitch.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 24, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know man.
It was bad luck in Game 1 last year.
But I like the idea of there being a shit load of people out and about tomorrow night, just fucking and sucking like a god damn Roman orgy thrown by Caligula.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Oct 25, 2011 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
we need to go more into dallas and channel our inner mavericks
maybe even pay homage over in victory squaree
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 25, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of creating fanposts, I just remembered I have to write up the Babe Draft signup thread for tomorrow.
Put it up tonight, or wait until the morning?
I'll be at Uptown Bar & Grille with some friends from work.
There was a lot of space to spread out on Thursday for Game 2. And we celebrated with Manimals, which is a can of Schlitz and a shot of whiskey. I’m undefeated in Rangers playoff games at UBG.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 25, 2011 1:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Assholes.
That was gold.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
why?
he was paying attention to the game. he just did the impersonations that he’s always done. that’s the way the dutchstache go, and honestly after yesterday’s game he can do whatever the hell he wants.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
i think it was stupid
but its not his fault, its fox’s producers fault for making him do that.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 24, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
He was funny,, but the timing was awful. I was not amused at the time untill
Beltre started the double play, then fake Arnold was pretty funny. Didn’t like it before, but I blame CJ more.
by peppersquad on Oct 25, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I honestly don't understand that motivations behind the DFW sports radio folks...
I listened to it a little for the first time in my life over the last couple of weeks, so maybe I have sports radio SSS, but it seems that all it is is seeing who can produce the most vitriol about whomever is an easy target that night. And fuck, Derek isn’t even an easy target.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
heh random cardinals fan comment..
“And in texas, they inbreed. ESPECIALLY DALLAS.”
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
Re-watching the hilights
I can see some LSB anger about splitting Murph in between Naps…
BUT OMG GUT
kling klang king of the rim ram room
Considering he nearly grounded into a double play...
Letting him hit there was actually a huge mistake.
But the Cardinals infield took over and Naps did Nappings, so I’ll let it slide this once.
World Series best of seven
Kinda accept Gut in these moments. Call me a heretic.
kling klang king of the rim ram room
/IANFHTML
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
We absolutely will not see the Rangers win more than one more game this season.
There are so many different ways to make this feel weird.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Derek Holland impersonating Harry Carey!!
I could watch this over and over and over…
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 25, 2011 12:03 AM CDT reply actions
Caray*
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 25, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
/underestimation
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
so, baseball is fun, no?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 25, 2011 12:05 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
THIS HURTS
I moved from Dallas about a year and half ago. Missed to world series appearances and an NBA Championship. I want to feel my city buzzing! LSB is my only connection to ranger fans right now. Phoenix kind of blows
by texasrangerfan on Oct 25, 2011 12:07 AM CDT reply actions
The Texas Rangers don't play in Dallas.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
NO
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
by Brother_jd on Oct 25, 2011 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
never come back to dallas.
ever.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 25, 2011 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
ehh
i suppose that was a pretty negative comment. I’m happy the rangers are winning. I’ve wanted this for a long time..1 more to go
by texasrangerfan on Oct 25, 2011 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't think he meant anything by it.
More of just a “It’s working so don’t change it” probably.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I wish the RBiA would host a watch party
like how the Mavericks’ had their watch party over at the AAC. I went there and people were going berserk when the Mavs won. got chills going up and down my spine, no doubt
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 25, 2011 12:07 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Can we call up Cubes and ask him to borrow the AAC?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Haha...
Ron does something weird that might backfire but still has a decent chance to succeed because baseball is hard to be good at and it’s “That’s just Wash, playing checkers. He’s practically an idiot that someone let manage a team.”
LaRussa fucks up an entire World Series game and it’s, “Weird things happened. I don’t know. The bullpen was loud.”
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 12:12 AM CDT reply actions
For example, ESPN's headline right now: Above The Confusion
What’s confusing? They fucked up.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
checkers is fuckin hard, bro
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 25, 2011 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
"Struck him out -- throw down -- two out."
That was Joe Buck’s call of one of the biggest moments of the 2011 World Series. Why in the WORLD do they let him do this year after year?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
maybe he gives really good BJs to Fox producers
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
He was a Cardinal PBP guy and his father was their legendary announcer forever...
So, yeah.
But worse than that, he doesn’t really like baseball anyway and it shows in his voice.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions
i don't think it's that
i think he think that his monotone delivery sells. ala Pat Summerall
i think he’s conditioned the Fox people into thinking this, and thus, he’s their #1
I might be the only one, but I actually LIKED his "tomahawked" homerun call for Naps last night.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
i liked it
i didn’t hear Buck’s K/caught stealing call. was driving and heard nadel’s though — WOW!
but i imagine Buck was trying to be stoic about it - being a tight game and it was the 9th
if nt that, he was probably being more of a Cards homer about it…which is fine. fuck em
I want someone to post Nadel's call of the strike-'im-out-throw-'im-out.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
i've only heard him throw his voice out like that one other time
the Elvis dive into left field in Seattle
by oc on Oct 25, 2011 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I started my radio app to record the post game show where they replay all nadels calls
and then when I went to check it I had mistakenly hit some music station instead =\
The radio calls usually float around though.. who is it that posts them.. someone at BBTiA?
Joey Matches
and The Newberg usually emails them to his list
by elvis1isking on Oct 25, 2011 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions
It's really weird given his father.
This is not monotone.
Neither is this.
Neither was the last hit in the ’91 World Series which baseball makes impossible to find.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
x
keithlaw
Did the bullpen phone tell Allen Craig to steal second too? #TLRexcuses
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
by BigGuns on Oct 25, 2011 12:17 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
BANG
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 25, 2011 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
LOLZ
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
FOX showing promos for new animated series ALLEN GREGORY
but didn’t that guy get cancelled twice tonight?
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
my ALLEN CRAIG joke has fallen flat, alas ...
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
Well put, Gammons
pgammo Peter Gammons
by NewbergReport
Few players combine the ferocity, joy, energy and civility of Adrian Beltre.
2 hours ago
by Jobu. on Oct 25, 2011 12:20 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm so glad we get to experience him as a Texas Ranger...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
The one reason that I think the Rangers might actually have a chance at signing Pujols
Is the fact that for 2 straight seasons, now, JD has acquired a player that I have freaking worshiped for most of my baseball life (Lee, Beltre). Pujols would make that 3. He could also nab Felix, and I’d be okay.
Totally didn't see where this was going
As it was loading I saw his hands and thought you had photoshopped a chick performing some sexual favors for him.
Because nobody has really added the "so far" or "if we win" qualifiers yet.
I would agree his game tonight definitely put him in the lead in the running though.
It's because I posted a poorly thought-out jpg
I added the “if we win” on another version, by putting in a question mark.
My bad, everybody. Didn’t think about it. Sorry.
I am more worried about if we win where would the parade be?
Fuck Arlington
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 25, 2011 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
No seriously 90% of fans live elsewhere
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 25, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey guys
Just got home. FUCK YEAH
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Same here.
Incredible night. Me and the guys I went with just grilled out in the parking lots for a couple hours after the game. Never wanted to leave tonight. Sad that it’s my last game at RBiA this year….but a great way to leave it.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 25, 2011 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions
It was 50k+' last game at RBIA
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
These WS crowds have felt so much more excited than last year.
This year, I got to go to all three…last year, I only went to one. Last year felt like everyone was just happy to be there and didn’t get too loud. This year, people want it…badly. So much noise.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 25, 2011 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Loudest I've ever heard RBiA
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. Only thing that is close is the Nellie walk-off slam from Game 2
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 25, 2011 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I was also front rail 200 level for that and it was epic
Heart attack #1
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I swear these games are taking years off of my life.
I just stand there and fiddle with my hat and bite my nails and scream and jump around.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 25, 2011 2:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Guys I'm so emotionally spent and drained...
So happy we won, so happy, was terrified about this one.
Fangraphs
So I’ll just throw this up there and let you guys post your reactions about the game as a whole in the comments. We’ll have more tomorrow, but for now:
Mike Napoli vs LHP, career: .294/.400/.555
Mike Napoli vs RHP, career: .253/.343/.498
Mark Rzepczynski vs LHB, career: .205/.289/.284
Mark Rzepczynski vs RHB, career: .266/.357/.427
LI of Napoli vs Rzepczynski: 4.13
from VEB
I am watching the replay on the TLR press conference
this is a fucking train wreck
by Wombat x
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
fuck em esp. that surly trailer park trash Carpenter...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Wouldja?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 25, 2011 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
fuck no, not even with your dong...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Napoli calls and says he wants him a slice.
Your response?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
why have a slice when you can have the w-hole damn pie!!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
by BigGuns on Oct 25, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
WINNER !!!
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
That exchange would be so awesome, it would produce offspring.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Ass cheeks a spreadin
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 25, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
A poll on jinxingness
Roommate and I agreed if either of our teams won the World Series we’d smoke cigars together. I’d want to have my cigar ready so I could smoke it the night of the game, but I don’t want to buy it beforehand because of the jinx factor. Opinions?
(And anyone who talks about superstitions are crap can just fuck right off)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
well
you can buy a cigar and say its for something else
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 25, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
You can't trick the baseball gods.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I will get to fucking off
buy it
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 25, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
The obvious answer to a juvenile degenerate.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Look, just because you're too young to appreciate a fine cigar...
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Haters gonna hate
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions
In Independence Day, WIll Smith had victory cigars on hand pre battle...So there's that.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 25, 2011 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions
And you have decided it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Ok gents, it's been a great night. See you all in the threads tomorrow...ONE MORE...ONE MORE
Salma Hayek is absolutely hideous
by AndrusImpersonator on Oct 25, 2011 12:25 AM CDT reply actions
FUCK THE CARDINALS!
JeffPassan Jeff Passan
I’ve never left a clubhouse more confused. Conflicting stories, mixed-up calls, blown opportunities. The Cardinals go home an abject mess.
by Ty R on Oct 25, 2011 12:29 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
HAPPY FLIGHT!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Sounds like a brilliant manager manages them...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Part of a managers job is to lead his team.
Not just make tactical decisions.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
The good news is that there is no jet stream in St. Louis.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Also.. the last time we were up 3-2 in a series...
Last two times actually.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Good.
Now is the time to rip out their throats.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This is exactly what happened after game 5 of the NBA Finals.
Miami’s locker room was the same way. Dirk and company smelled blood, went into Miami, and came out with the trophy.
It’s time.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
es tine.
They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Benjamin Franklin
by JimCrankshaft on Oct 25, 2011 2:24 AM CDT up reply actions
What an incredible night.
What an incredible game.
What an incredible SERIES.
One more, Rangers. Bring it home.
by Stormwalker on Oct 25, 2011 12:30 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
ME!!!
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Where are the tix?
And I’m seriously considering it
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't see this
Trying to work out if I’m gonna fly to ORD first and drive down instead
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
See the spirit?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
i have to be back in dfw by 2p on friday, 230 tops
by oc on Oct 25, 2011 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait, you wanna fly there and drive back
or vice versa? Why not fly to ORD, drive STL, drive back to ORD, fly back?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
ORD = chicago ohare airport
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Start over, now that you know what ORD is
I am in houston but would drive up. I’m saying we could fly to chicago, and drive down to stl, then fly back from chicago
Chicago flights at about $200 rt after tax
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Driving DFW -> STL
round trip is 1280 miles
Flying to Chicago and driving down to STL is 600 miles round trip.
Was just suggesting to save time if we had tight schedules and didn’t wanna put wear and tear on vehicle
Just a suggestion sorry
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's about a 12 hour drive. Because of the decent highways, it is pretty easy to do in one shot.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 25, 2011 2:02 AM CDT up reply actions
wouldnt just flying into lambert be cheaper?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Spirit flights to ORD are about $195 after taxes RT
$150 if you come back sat…
STL flights are……
$400 bare min.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So what are you suggesting? Rental and one-way back?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, we could drive...
it’d be roughly… 1250 miles… 50 gallons or so at $2.50 (avg) – $125 and I’d find a hotel…. hmm…
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
that was the idea, because i have to back in dallas quick Friday
i have to think this out further
by oc on Oct 25, 2011 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions
We could crash immediately after game and leave
I think we can do drive in 10 hours… leave by 4am after game 7 (if needed)?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
leave by 4am?
a night after winning the Series???
…..idunnoman
by oc on Oct 25, 2011 2:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey you're the one who set time limits
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
one way flights on friday morning that fit your time constraints from stl to dfw
are $250 post-tax… ORD are… $128
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm studying my options.
can’t give you a definitive answer just yet, especially since stubhub prices for game 7 are completely ridiculous
by oc on Oct 25, 2011 2:20 AM CDT up reply actions
We could buy last minute
to a pre-determined ticket amount…
I got my tickets last minute – I’m looking at options
One way car rentals outrageous… so we could take my vehicular unit, and you could fly back and I’ll drive?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't need to buy my tickets dude
Just split cost on gas (won’t be much) and on hotels (I can get us a deal, trust me)
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
if you guys do this
blog the whole experience, and live blog the game somehow.
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
You wanting to go for both games?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You want to go contingent for game 7 in the odd chance they blow oh about 35,000 calls
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
there will be
and it will be more dramatic and everlasting than winning Game 6
by oc on Oct 25, 2011 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Please let this not be true.
I can’t take much more of this.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
No, it's not.
Not for me. I’ve invested too much emotion in this team, to see this go to a Game 7, in which any damn thing can happen.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I didn't get the memo
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes...
rent us a LSB party bus, please.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
With red and blue strobe lights?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
you've heard of the BANDWAGON ...
… now all aboard the SPEEDWAGON !!!
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
i was going to make a fanpost about this shit until i couldn't find a fucking pic ANYWHERE of the LSB party van
and when i talked about it in the gdt, i had bbimb of all people posting candy van responses
Stress Level Nefty
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
207?
That’s not very Benji.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
214 :(
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That's 214?
Hmm… 14 is right over the tarp. Looks more past 3B than I would have thought.
Still a good place to watch a game.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah twas a weird angle on the shot
214 row 1
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No shit.
Why didn’t you tell Nolan or G.W. to get the fuck out of your seat?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Oct 25, 2011 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I once voted for the man and will never live down the shame.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know Nolan ran for anything
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
President of Venturabeatin'
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Then no need to be ashamed!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I keep thinking of this commercial during the World Series.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OW7ONkzSkI
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
He's already +2 World Series wins over Cliff Lee.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
2 WSWACL
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 25, 2011 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions
They do.
They’ve declined recently, though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
JD ninja stabbed the Angels with the Napoli trade
And the blade passed all the way through into the throat of the Cardinals.
From the bottom of my heart, fuck you StL. You deserve this.
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 25, 2011 12:42 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
BTW... I was at the game and couldn't discuss Goldstein bitching about Rangers fans being bitter over Cliff Lee.
No one hates him… but he spurned us to go be a part of Four Aces… and it’s hilarious that we’re in the World Series (and doing better) without him while he lost his only playoff game and went home after the NLDS.
It’s not being bitter… it’s just funny. Even if we weren’t the ones being jilted I would think it was funny for the Four Aces to get hit by the Cards Straight Flush.
I thought it was funny that Dunn, Crawford & Werth had shit years too.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
"Goldstein bitching about Rangers fans being bitter over Cliff Lee."
What is this about?
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions
It was on twitter around 5:00 this afternoon.
A few national guys tweeted a pic of a girl with a sign making fun of Cliff Lee watching the World Series at home or some such and Goldstein (and then Parks and Lucas) all bemoaned Rangers fans for being bitter and not understanding it.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Goldstein is notoriously negative
This is hugely hypocritical.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh gimme an effing break, I was one of his biggest fan but he did spurned us..
Should we throw the man a party/ I do find it ironic that he felt we were’nt good enough to win a series and he’s sitting on his couch watching us. But still love the man, however I get the bitterness.
Yeah, I don't get it....
It used to be where players hated players from the other team and this made good rivalries. Now, in the politically correct world, players all hang out together and are all friends (which makes for terrible rivalries). I believe Jimmy Johnson nearly tore into Everson Walls’ ass when he pulled this crap after a game. Why as a fan do I have to like anyone that is not wearing my team’s colors? Cliff Lee left my team and I don’t root for him any longer. Now, I also wouldn’t waste my time worrying about what Cliff Lee thinks about the Rangers still playing and him not.
Dunno... didn't see.
I would guess no.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Who gives a fuck what Evan Grant has to say about anything?
Not directed at you, just at the CJ hate.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
heh, made me imagine a LSB where everyone ...
spell-checks and pre-clarifies
I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women. - Schultzy, 10/17/11
i'm beginning to hate evan grant
people take his word as Bible when it comes to the Rangers because he’s a fun, fat guy who gets the inside scoop without going all Galloway about it
but i don’t like the CJ hate either
by oc on Oct 25, 2011 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions
I also don't like the fact that he stabbed Josh in the back.
Someone posted about it in one of the links threads, I think.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
That was the most amazing game I've ever been to.
I can’t begin to describe the atmosphere at the ballpark. It was unbelievable. Awesome win. Awesome team.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
ALCS Game 2 was even more crazy I think...
Though they were very very close. But because this is Game 5 of a World Series… easy edge to tonight.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
So at one point tonight this was the Rangers facebook status...
OH, SNAP-OLI! Rangers take 4-2 lead!
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
You know what sucks about BBTN (besides mostly everything)?
They’re so terrible about showing a game highlight without having everyone on the panel talk over each other. It wasn’t always like this, was it?
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 12:51 AM CDT reply actions
Is BBTN Baseball Tonight?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It hurts baseball. It really does
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 25, 2011 12:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Recap is up.
I’m not sure if there will be a morning thoughts thing. I might wait until the morning of game six.
I’m giving serious consideration to a day free of baseball tomorrow. Maybe Hollywood Studios.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
reading HH's Game 5 thread
I laugh until i cry.
Totally recommend.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Oct 25, 2011 12:55 AM CDT reply actions
The Angels traded catching Mickey Mantle for Vernon Wells...
It’s amazing.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions
it's amazing
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 25, 2011 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I havnt been looking over there much
but I did see Rev’s front page story making fun of sabermetric Ranger fans for talking about run differential all year long and how it meant the Rangers wouldn’t collapse but then focusing on one bad call in a 7 run game and bringing up the momentum it caused.
Hmmm.. how did that run differential thing Rev mocked repeatedly turn out this year? Squeaked out the division by a game or two right? Don’t think many here actually blamed the majority of the loss on that call anyway.
And it wasn't "momentum" that changed on the call...
actual baseball things snowballed.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, this.
Utterly different ballgame if Harry stays in. His pitch count was low, and he was going along pretty good until then.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Passan's right...
Pujols said he called the hit and run and Craig said he saw called from the third base coach.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 1:00 AM CDT reply actions
Wow, then Pujols is a dick!
How do you call the hit and run yourself, then not even try to swing at the pitch even if it’s out of the strike zone?
Pujols gonna Pujols.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Because he didn't want to look foolish swinging at that...
and then Craig tried to cover for him, even though Pujols left him out to dry, by blaming a coach.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions
U mad, Marc Rzepczynski?
"Stay hungry, stay foolish." ~ R.I.P. Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 25, 2011 1:00 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
I read this as Mark Radflkajfdgvsfigbaergakrtgajkdgksdf
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
i kept calling him Razinsky at the bar
one guy got my joke
by oc on Oct 25, 2011 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I dont remember the pitch that he hit
Was it a bad pitch? Talk about your manager setting you up for failure. if he could field we might still be playing
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I am PUMPED
Cardinals have every reason to be confident with 2 at home, but we have 2 chances to earn that flag. I’m giddy.
For a Halloween ball thrown by my school… if this thing is finished… I’m just wearing a Rangers cap with a suit.
Mike Napoli's time in Anaheim is like Andy Dufresne's time in Shawshank prison
This is the sequel.
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 25, 2011 1:13 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I want to punch Dave in the face
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 25, 2011 1:14 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Hester
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 25, 2011 1:18 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
he is on storage wars
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 25, 2011 1:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is that a thing on here?
I watched it once.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I don't think so
I like it though
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 25, 2011 1:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's one of the shows my granddad likes.
Pawn Stars, American Pickers, that one, and one other that I forget. He and I watch them, and then I take him out to look for hidden treasures in old houses and stuff, a la the Pickers, which is his absolute favorite.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I can't explain it but I don't like the dudes on american pickers
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 25, 2011 1:36 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's odd to me, because that's the only one of the shows I really kind of enjoy.
Those two seem like legitimate nice guys.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
thank you for the support, though
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 25, 2011 1:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
that guy is such a dick
would you make a run at brandy though?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
without a doubt
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 25, 2011 1:24 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Is Dave a dolphin?
’Cause if so, I might know a guy…
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
heh
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
David Duchovny?
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Ha, Gleeman's on a roll
AaronGleeman Aaron Gleeman
Ron Washington is playing checkers. Tony La Russa is playing telephone.
by Jobu. on Oct 25, 2011 1:15 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Brilliant
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 25, 2011 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions
wow, perfect
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
Not sure why I find this hilarious...
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 25, 2011 1:18 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
When we stayed in Red River, we saw that daily.
It even looks like the same dumpster!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
So theoretically, should the Rangers win tomorrow
What would Colby have to do to steal Nap Naps WS MVP, or is it already locked up.
I'm not sure I like your line of questioning, sir.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Meh, I'm not a jinx guy...
It’s just really hard to wrap my head around the idea of the Rangers winning a WS.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
WTF WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I have determined the LSB images operate on the call theory.
And encourage events to happen through good will rather than anger the fates against them.
Thus why the “soon” wallpaper from this morning preceded a rousing victory.
Join the dark side.
by DShep on Oct 25, 2011 1:49 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I approve of this theory.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Become a fucking time wizard, as the Rangers do not play until Wednesday
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
LOL you messed up your technicality there bub
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
but i used my time wizard powers to go into the past and correct myself before your post.
Technicality, boom.
Day doesn't start until the sun rises. It's still Monday night.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
or until you've gone to bed and woken up
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I was once up for 38 hours in a row.
College stuff, but did I lose a day of my life, then?
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Not unless the sun never came up*
*note: north of the arctic circle has an exception for this rule
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
mine says 3:32 PM 10/25/2011
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
nope, very early tuesday morning
or so my computer is telling me.
Computers lie
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
No sir that's telephones
and GLaDOS is a liar if I’ve ever seen one
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Don't come crying to me when Skynet becomes self-aware
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
i dont know if you know this
but the Air Force actually has a computer program called Skynet
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Is it currently self-aware?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I have no idea
i dont work with it, saw it while i was in the desert
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
It's gotta be locked up
I just don’t see how Naps carrying this offense isn’t enough when they already are prone to awarding hitters.
Hit for the cycle and throw a no hitter.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Damnit.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
It's ok, the timestream is polluted. That's probably why this happened.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
No, I'm just a jackass.
It was at the bottom of the thread so I just typed in the post a new comment field without thinking. Damn rookie mistake.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
from VEB, didn't realize they were that loud...
The NA-PO-LI chants are deafening in person
It’s amazing. It shakes the ballpark.
Still not a werewolf.
by clank
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
A friend told me that the Ballpark seemed to be shaking after yesterday's homer.
Couldn’t hear his friend yelling at him from the very next seat.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I wish I could afford to experience a WS crowd.
Game 1 of the ALDS was lame. Game 4 last year was alright, but nothing like that.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Game 4 of the ALDS last year*
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Don't know this guy real well,
but he definitely has plenty of money. Wasn’t sitting far from GWB and Nolan.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Game 5 of the ALCS last year was pretty intense.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
As was Game 6.
duuuuuur
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
That was definitely the most intense game I've been to
but couldn’t afford tickets to any of the games this year
I was lucky enough to go to G1&2 of ALDS and G2 of ALCS this year.
But because of that I’ve been broke for about 2 weeks now and don’t get paid for another 6 days.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Game 2 of the ALCS was deafening at times...
And, as we know now, Game 5 of the World Series was won because Rangers fans are really loud.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I should be asleep,
…but I got inspired to jam out a quick Mike Napoli-inspired graphic… perhaps I should print some tees? Go Rangers!
by tentenlarry on Oct 25, 2011 1:35 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Yes, you should
-- Micah
"I don't want Loblaw buying me a whore. He has terrible taste in women." - Schultzy
by The Best Micah on Oct 25, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions
what the fuck was napoli wearing?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 25, 2011 1:38 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
btw...anyone see this?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Is that Mike Ad.... wait, what?!
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
YES!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
No it's not
But it looks like him
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It can't be him, can it?!
As I was walking into the Cowboys game (late) Berkman and Hambone came by on golf carts right next to me, like three feet. Didn’t see Adams. I guess I missed him
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
How can it not?
He’s a huge Cowboys fan.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Just funny since it doesn't look like he has uni on beneath
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Closer look.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
It's him.
He’s wearing his Austin jersey. The Cowboys are his favorite team.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Yeah right
Just weird to see – tat confirmed
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOM
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
yeah right = yeah you're right
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Here he is after he found out he got traded to Texas.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I wonder how long they stuck around.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
x
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
by BigGuns on Oct 25, 2011 1:55 AM CDT reply actions 12 recs
ohhhhhmygod
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
rummaging through the texas rangers tag on tumblr
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
McCovey Chronicles..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
they really are, I've noticed that too.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Haven't ventured there this post-season.
Probably cheering for us, I’d guess.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
YUP they don't like the Cards at all..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
RAAAAVVVVEEEE!!!!!
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 25, 2011 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Techno-Viking finally meets his match.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 25, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Personal testimony:
The ballpark was out of this effing world. Imagine your parents attending a Beatles show 40 years ago. But instead of just cheering, they’re yelling one person’s name over and over again. And then reacting to that person. It was…. oh, god.
I’m pretty sure the video’s public. Here’s the scene when Napoli doubled. Don’t let the camerawork distract you; I was honestly just playing around with the camera. Listen to that crowd. Let the emotion and the energy take you in.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
by Conjunction on Oct 25, 2011 2:04 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Incredible video.
So much raw emotion in that building tonight…
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Oct 25, 2011 2:07 AM CDT up reply actions
OK
I mislabeled my videos. That’s not the double. That’s the fly-out which ended with Carpenter cussing him out.
Nevertheless, listen to that crowd.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Do you have the double?
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I don't think so
but I’ll take another look tomorrow. Took a ton of photos and videos.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Either way, thanks for sharing that.
I get goose pimples watching it. Can’t even imagine what it was like in person.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Made me wish I didn't have to update a live-chat that whole time :P
But it was unbelievable nonetheless.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Made me wish LSB wasn't lagging like crazy right now
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Thanks for this, really.
So cool.
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 25, 2011 2:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I might listen to that on loop in lieu of Buck/McCarver in Game 6.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
Just got home...
Gotta be up in 5 hours, but i’ll be reading these 1700 post game comments and watching a good portion of the Fox broadcast first (smack talking Carpenter, impersonating Dutch, the amazing bottom of the 8th… Oh and strike em out, throw em out).
Thank you, Texas Rangers.
"Shoulda bought a falcon."
Durrett: Rangers left-hander C.J. Wilson left the mound after 5 1/3 innings in Game 5 and received a warm ovation from the sellout crowd at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington.
“It was very charitable,” Wilson said. “I don’t know how much of it I deserved. I didn’t pitch very well tonight for my standards, but it was better than I’ve been pitching the last few weeks, so that’s progress.”
:( I still like you, C.J.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 2:23 AM CDT reply actions
Also...
The odd choice of relievers was apparently because the bullpen couldn’t hear La Russa correctly on the other end of the phone. What if the Rangers win the World Series in part because of the noise level of the 51, 459 fans at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington?
“They all get rings,” said Kinsler, though he added that he’s not buying.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 2:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Well with the popularity of the ALCS rings promotion
You have to assume there will be one if they win the WS.
I wont skip it this time.
Well, at least they didn't boo him off the mound.
He should probably stay away from Twitter and the LSB GDTs though.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
The former he frequents
and the latter I’m convinced he still visits every now and then.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No doubt in my mind.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Several of us were doing our best to talk sanity to people about CJ last night.
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
I still like him too, even though I'm pretty sure I said I wished he got runover by an F1 car during the gameday threads.
I’ll take 4.6-5.9 WAR starters all day, even if they do suck in the postseason.
Just to have it on the record.
Still like C.J.. Still want him back, if the price is reasonable.
I’m kinda wondering, personally, if the lack of command in the postseason might be a matter of throwing too many innings during the regular season? I don’t know. I know it’s all SSS, but I just feel like there has to be a reason for it, something that can maybe be fixed.
When it was one or two bad starts it was easy to accept as just randomness… but it’s getting harder to think that.
by Stormwalker on Oct 25, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Is it just me or does the crowd always seem louder during the hilights?
I swear, I turn partially deaf when listening to the game live.
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 25, 2011 2:26 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I mean, wow. The crowd represented.
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 25, 2011 2:28 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The crowd mic just isn't that loud during the game
Crowd was insane in the ALDS game I went where it was just to get to 1-1, can only imagine this game. Or Sunday.
Or I could watch the video linked above heh.
i think the crowd
has been insane for every game of the post season and it’s came through great on tv
by studcrackers on Oct 25, 2011 3:53 AM CDT up reply actions
lindsey lohan is going to pose for playing...
About 5 years too late
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 25, 2011 2:33 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
She's gonna be able to buy so much coke and meth
GOOD FOR HER
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 25, 2011 2:44 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That Marilyn Monroe shoot she did was pretty meh.
I definitely would though.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
FURTHER LOLs
Mike Napoli career CS%- 25
Jeff Mathis career CS%- 24
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 25, 2011 2:42 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 4 recs
Here's Nadels call of the strike 'em out, throw 'em out...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 2:43 AM CDT reply actions
Yeah...
The Must C videos have been great.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 25, 2011 2:45 AM CDT up reply actions
And the pitch.
Home run
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hilarious.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Loved that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Yes they have.
My favorite is still the Napoli homer with the Cardinals announcer. I have never heard someone call a homer that quickly. And he was just so defeated.
"Swings and a home run."
"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." *Victor Hugo*
just watched
the nap homer, double and strike em out throw em out, they’re fantastic. particularly the old guy on the cardinals broadcast sounding so defeated
by studcrackers on Oct 25, 2011 4:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Is it possible that Kinsler got a 'FUCK YEAH' in there between the catch and the tag?
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I thought so when I saw it live
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
I am often disappointed by Nadel's lack of excitement when I hear these things.
Not this time.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'm sitting here watching the game on DVR since you know I was there
and McCarver indirectly called both HRs
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah. that was weird.
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
The low point of the game
Had to be that God Bless America rendition.
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 25, 2011 2:53 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
OMG did it get pwned in the GDTs?
I was laughing hysterically That woman took full advantage of her 2.5 minutes of fame
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It was like the audio equivalent of seeing a burn victims face
I’ve never ever ever heard anything that horrible
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 25, 2011 2:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Am I the only person that thinks this is pointless and wishes they would do away with it?
I get the national anthem before the game because, well, it’s the national anthem. But God Bless America? I just don’t get why they have to do it every single game. It’s not even like it’s a national anthem, it’s just a song. Like America the Beautiful, or My Country ’tis of Thee; God Bless America falls under that same category.
I mean shit, if you’re going to do a patriotic song at the seventh inning stretch just play Lee Greenwood, march some soldiers out, do a flyover, set off some fireworks and call it good. And even still there’s no reason to do it every single game. I don’t know, I just hate how they bastardize all this shit.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
by TXHC on Oct 25, 2011 3:05 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm with you, TXHC
It’s gotten rather old, IMO.
Plus, it was started when the World Trade Center had just been hit in NYC. I’d say that with more than 10 years worth of singing, 2 wars, and finishing off the leader of the WTC attackers is that it’s maybe just a wee bit overblown, now….
or at the very least get people who can actually sing
Some see a glass half empty, some a glass half full. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. - George Carlin
you cancel this shit and thee turrorhists win
"I think that Rangers is good team." ~ South Korean Ranger Nation
by hubcityraider on Oct 25, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Dude... how fucking awesome was Moreland's BOMB last night?
That was CRUSHED.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Heh
I don’t know why I was reading comments on ESPN, but…
Actual transcript from the SL dugout to the bullpen around 2115 last night:
TL: “Get me Motte!”
BP: “You want some pot?”(crowd noise in background)
TL: “Yes, I want Lynn”
BP" You need a friend?"
TL: “That’s right, you heard me, Rzepczynski!”(more crowd noise)
BP: “Dave’s not here…. uh, hey, man! Who is this anyway?”
TL: “OK, surprise me!”(hangs up)
BP: "Hey, everybody, who wants to go be on TV? Well, you all can’t go. Rock, Paper, Scissors wins it. 1,2,3…:
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
by ILikePizza on Oct 25, 2011 8:38 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I think that was the first time Moreland had ever done the splits
The look on his face is one of surprise
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