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The first of the Federalist Papers, which called for the ratification of the U.S. Constitution, was published.
1904
New York City's first rapid transit subway, the IRT, opened.
1938
Du Pont announced that it would name its new synthetic yarn nylon.
1978
Egyptian President Anwar Sadat and Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin were named winners of the Nobel Peace Prize for their work toward a Middle East accord.
1997
The Dow Jones industrial average fell 554.26 points, forcing the stock market to shut down.
2004
After an 86 year wait, the Boston Red Sox finally captured a World Series trophy.
Read more: This Day in History: October 27 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1bypewbvk
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2004 was the most memorable postseason for me
Until last year. And then this year. Maybe we’ll be celebrating in St. Louis just like Boston did.
Wow...I need new glasses.
I thought that said synthetic yaM….
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lasik
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Two days away from my birthday!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Alright!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
happy early birthday boomer
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
My day has started out great.
My wife picked up my phone and took it to work with her. Of course she has her phone as well….
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Lol
But was a World Series Title on the line?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
No public transit?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Don't know where he lived but...
Arlington is the largest city without public transit.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
That's weird.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I know.
It sucks.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
You would think with RBiA, Jerry World, and Six Flags...
there would be a need for Public Transit.
However, I don’t remember traffic being bad there during my visit in 06. Then again, JerryWorld construction had only just begun.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I live on the far South side of Arlington and it only takes about 15 minutes to get to RBiA.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Arlington keeps voting it down i believe
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
They don't want it to bring in the wrong element
And Arlington also doesn’t have a gang problem according to their police chief.
fuckin clueless
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
They don't have poor people in Arlington?
funny
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
If people in Arlington aren't poor, why do they live in Arlington?
I may have just gone full Rangers 100…
I work with two people who live in Arlington
They both make less than me.
So, pretty huge data point, there.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
We can treat him as an outlier for now
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
So you're advocating public transit was a way to drive an F-250?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
did he say
‘the wrong element’ because that just sounds to me like a code racist word
by studcrackers on Oct 27, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I wrote a paper on this in college
Basically, the western half of Arlington (the people with money) are the only ones who vote, and they are the ones who have no use for public transportation.
The eastern half of the city, the ones who need public transportation, hardly ever vote.
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 27, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Fucking democracy.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
OCCUPY ARLINGTON
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Occupy RBiA
It’s going into effect if they win game 6. Mark it down.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Maybe one day more US cities will realize that everyone in a big city has a use for public transportation.
I wonder how long commutes will have to get before that happens.
aw, bout thirryfie thowand minutes
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"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well these are the same people
that threw a hissy fit when they talked about redistricting the high schools because they didn’t want their kids riding the bus to school with THOSE kids.
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 27, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't even start talking about redistricting Martin.
I can’t believe nobody has ever gotten sued over that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Wait, what happened?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Martin High School in Arlington.
They gerrymandered the shit out of Martin’s district when they built it to insulate the population of the school, which is about 92-93% Caucasian (or it was the last time I looked) and rich, rich, rich.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Interesting.
Still, gerrymandering isn’t exactly uncommon in Texas, no?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Case in point: Highland Park.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
No, but it really fucked over what would become Bowie's district when they rebuilt the school
Part of what would become Seguin’s district, took a chunk out of AHS’s old district, and forced them to give AHS what was Sam Houston’s only decent neighborhood (back then).
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I don't really understand the names that you are speaking of,
but am easily riled up by this sort of thing so I find it easy to be angry with you.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Those are all high schools in Arlington.
Bowie was originally located in what is now Workman Junior High, then they closed it down and built the new school in the early 90s out south of 20 off New York Avenue.
Sam Houston is a shithole school that is a shithole for a good reason. Seguin was the sixth Arlington 5A high school that opened in ’04 or ’05, IIRC.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Martin has Devonte Fields.
Therefore, I’m ok with Martin.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
They were supposed to be good this year.
Not sure what happened.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I haven't been following high school ball very closely this year outside of recruiting, so I can't say either.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ouch man
Sam Houston is a shithole school that is a shithole for a good reason.
It’s definitely worse now, but wasn’t too bad back in the late 90’s. Maybe I’m just looking through rose-colored glasses.
"Sam Houston is a shithole school that is a shithole for a good reason. "
Because it has “Houston” in the name?
And if you're south of it, it's known as
“So-Ho”
So we have “how” in the full name
“Ho” in the shortened version.
And “Hue” as how it should be. NY is dumb
Rodeo Dr.
Retards.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Not if you talk to people down here.
It confuses and frightens me.
San Pee-dro did too, but that one seems to be done in CA, too, for whatever that’s worth.
Heh
Congrats on that, by the way.
I might apply to jobs out there, but I’m afraid I’d be come a pothead liberal surfer dude.
Thanks. It's been an incredibly surreal week.
I do feel like I’m practically obligated to try out surfing at some point if I’m going to be living in a little beach town.
I'm going to claim it's harder when you're tall
I tried in Australia quite a bit, but never was able to get up for more than 5 seconds or so.
Not a fan.
needs moar snow BOARDING
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha, I sprained my wrist on my first try with the skateboard
never again.
One of the greatest parts about Colorado, though, is you’re not far from snow-boarding at all.
When's your Boston interview?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Monday.
Leaning fairly strongly towards the other one currently, though. They’d have to really impress me to change my mind.
That's not a NY thing.
That’s how it is pronounced in Louisiana and all of East Texas.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I think everyone needs to take a step back
and honor the name of Sam Houston. Sam Houston was the most bonafide badass that has walked this great land.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Incidentally,
if you theoretically got some hot shot lawyer job in the D/FW area, where would you live?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know.
We’ll see.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Let's say you could choose anywhere you wanted...
Any ideas? Where do yours and your wife’s folks live?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
We lived in Highland Park my last year of law school; that was fun.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
The redhead with the chin length hair bends my mind into a fucking pretzel.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
My wife went to Martin
She hated it too
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 27, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
we probably know a lot of the same people
I would have graduated in ‘91 from Martin if we hadn’t moved.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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I loved In Living Color so much.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Have you watched it recently?
Does it stand the test of time?
by lost in space on Oct 27, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
It has been a while...
that’s a good question.
Although I have a hard time believing I could watch some of those classic skits like Men on Film, Anton Jackson, Calhoun Tubbs, Homey D. Clown, Vera De Milo, Wanda, Firemarshall Bill, et al. and not laugh.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
fly girls
there was a hot blonde I’d like to know what happened to
not JLo
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
So Arlington.
Hey, Mike E: (click me)
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Oct 27, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
You don't think connecting Arlington to DART
would result in increased ticket sales and thus tax revenue?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
More meant for those in Agtown who are against it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
if there was a train to arlington that went anywhere near the stadium
id buy season tickets in a heartbeat
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
YOU WOULD THINK THIS WOULDN'T YOU
UGH
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
IIRC, the original development plan for RBiA included a monorail connecting it with Six Flags and Hurricane Harbor.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I hear those things are awfully loud.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It floats as gently as a cloud...
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
If there a chance the track could bend?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
What about us brain dead slobs?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
The ring came off my pudding can!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I swear it's Springfield's only choice
lift up your hands and raise your voice
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You broke it.
Were you sent here by the devil comes before ring came off.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
my bad
working off memory
Were you sent here by the devil?
No good sir, I’m on the level!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
x
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I call the big one Bitey.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
ha
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Unrelated, but an always appropriate gif
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 27, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
God, the old episodes are so full of pure gold.
by blakethegr8 on Oct 27, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
The Timmy O'Toole/Bart in the well episode was on CW33 last night.
So good.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
x
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 27, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
anything post 2007 for me is garbage
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Anything after the first season is garbage.
/HipsterMax
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
1st season wasn't very good.
2-11 is all great.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
These past three seasons have been really good.
Not as good as 2-11, but a major improvement.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 27, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I think my favorite episode
Is the one where Bart gets extradited to Australia
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
Bart: Hey guys, just so you don’t hear any wild rumors, I’m being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pfff. That’s no reason to block the TV.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
"I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt."
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
X
Marge: I’ll just have a cup of coffee.
Bartender: Beer, it is.
Marge: No, I said “coffee”.
Bartender: “Beer”?
Marge: [slowly] Coff-ee.
Bartender: Be-er?
Marge: C-O
Bartender: B-E
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
it was good
they refocused the series from bart to homer
by studcrackers on Oct 27, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
oops
I didn[’t read the whole thread studcrackers
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
The key was the transition
shifting the focus from Bart in the 1st season to Homer
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
they did?
was it the awesome beach pic?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You know something? Not enough people die by steamroller.
In movies/TV, I mean.
Actually, not enough people die by steamroller IRL, either.
Some state should institute that as capital punishment.
That didn't actually kill him....
Still a creepy part of the movie, though….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 7:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Austin Powers
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
by cmkelly29 on Oct 27, 2011 7:29 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
hahha love this soo much
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Watch out! Move!
still classic.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
haha classic
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Also, 2011 St. Louis Cardinals in Game 6 of the World Series.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
by cmkelly29 on Oct 27, 2011 7:31 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
What's his face died by tractor in The Man In The Moon.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
ANDY KAUFMANN DID NOT DIE BY TRACTOR.
heh
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
KKKKKK-Ken is coming to kkkkkkkkkk-kill me
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
by Escher on Oct 27, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
AHAHAH!!!
Nice….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
As CCR once asked and answered...
“Where’s the bathroom? It’s on the right.”
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Me.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
this is all very surreal
I’m kind of in a baseball delirium at the moment.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
same here.....is this real?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I wake up thinking about the Rangers almost every day....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions
What about...
“Written in the stars….a million miles away….”?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't care how much they repeat that song... it's 1,000,000x better than
“I WAS BAAAAAWWWWWNNNNN FREE”
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
When are we going to talk about Utah going 0-4 in the Pac 12?
Little schools….careful what you wish you for or you may get it!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
who was that by again?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Kid Rock
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
FUCK THAT GUY
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Kid Rock.........
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK THAT GUY
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Kid Rock?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
FUCK THAT GUY
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
My laughing increased with each response.............
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
So horrible.......
I’ve actually come around on the “written in the stars” commercial…
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
The song itself isn't half-bad
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
You can't hear one part of one song that much though, it just starts to drive you nuts.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
me too
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
heh......uh......no......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Ditto
Wide awake at 5 this morning. Got up, got ready and headed into work about an hour early. I will be leaving about an hour early. Prep time is necessary.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions
me.. but that's everyday.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
Just pulled an all-nighter working on a GIS project
And now I still have two classes and work to go through, then the World Series, then a German test tomorrow. Bawwwwwww
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
Just take your medicine.
You’ll up all day.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Better jump on that cocaine, bro.
You’re going to be a mess for the WS.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Long haul like that?
Cocaine will leave you with the blued. He needs some good old fashioned hillbilly stuff.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You forgot the 't'
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 27, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
So a three legged dog walks into a bar and says....
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw….”
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 7:59 AM CDT up reply actions
A homeless man walks into a bar...
He asks the bartender for a toothpick. The bartender obliges and gives the man a toothpick.
The homeless man leaves.
Another homeless man walks into the bar. He also asks for a toothpick. The bartender hands him a toothpick, and off the man goes.
A 3rd homeless man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a straw.
The bartender asks, “I just had two other guys walk in asking for toothpicks. Why do you need a straw?”
The homeless man replies, “Someone puked in the back alley and the chunks are gone.”
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
what do clouds wear to keep themselves dry?
THUNDERWEAR !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Why did the bicycle have to put its kickstand down?
Because it was two tired.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks.
"I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch." - Woody Allen
by Suicide Prince on Oct 27, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Thunderwear is actually a real thing.
Underpants with a holster to conceal a small gun.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
i just wiki'd them.....interesting.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
x
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
I'm kind of upset
that no one called me about this story
It’s also the anniversary of that play. I think that’s a good omen
Passan
America is missing out on a great World Series
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
That was linked yesterday on the front page, I think.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah
I must have glazed over it. My bad.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
No problmo,
just lettin ya know.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
If we have any Amish members from Ohio....
be careful, thugs are holding men down and cutting their beards off.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
what. in. the. hell.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I didn't know this....sounds kinda disgusting..
Amish men typically grow beards as adults and stop trimming them when they marry, and the beards are held in high esteem.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
yea some of em have narly beards
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
with coodies...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
cooties*
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
i can't imagine whats living in some of them
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
like that Brian Wilson commercial where they look in his beard...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Haha...
I love the things some people try and justify with religion.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
are you Amish SLC?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I'll be whatever you want me to be big guy.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
ok how about gay!
I’m determined to find the Amish LSB member, I know they are here somewhere.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
hahaha.....just follow the beards.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
could be....someone needs to investigate
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Now would be a bad time for that.
Lots of playoff beards.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh...
how could they truly be Amish and be online though?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
good point, you know some of them cheat...I'd go nuts.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
You know, if there was a huge religous war to break out, and everyone HAD to choose sides...
… I would totally side with the Amish.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Who would the midgets side with?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
the would do well in the post nuclear apocolypse
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
they
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh good Lord.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Three things I pray
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 27, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I got a sweet mullet wig for Halloween last night
Gonna be Snake Plissken
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I have ginger ale at home (bought it the other day)
Debating whether or not to get champagne too.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
it most def calls for champagne
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
We'll see
I’m not yet in a celebratory mood.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
just go get some bottle of cooks spumante.. if the rangers win the world series tonight
it will turn that frown upside down
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I do like that kind
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
So JD asked Nolan about keeping Cliff Lee during the offseason. His response? Nah, pull Lee.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 27, 2011 8:56 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
And that's how it all began.
(Saw this on my twitter feed a dozen times yesterday.)
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
everyone knows i started the chant in game 2 of ALDS
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure many people believed you.
by lost in space on Oct 27, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I believe him....he's been so adamant about it....
And besides, someone had to start it…why not IANF?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone on my fb explained "trill" today
True+Real=Trill
Really?
I had no concept of what it meant.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
Hey Rob...I had sex with Katie too, mayne
Katie has some big ass titaes!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
never gets old.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
I could watch a never ending loop of Chappelle's Show
“racial profiling?”
“who the fuck is Renee Zellweger?”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Two words - Clayton Bixsby
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
The one where he takes the stand in famous trials....
“I couldn’t even pick my own penis out of a lineup, and me and my penis are like THIS son!”
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I could probably describe Michael Jackson's penis and I haven't even seen it
It probably has a shaft, a head, some balls and some hair. Probably permed. With glitter.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Would you let your kids sleep in the same bed as Michael Jackson?
AW FUCK NO!
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Would you like some grapes?
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I've always wanted to say this, and now that I'm black, I can.....
Fer Shizzle….
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
me 2
I am the anti-hipster
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
WE HAVE A 1%ER HERE!
Max, Moe, overwhelm him with your B.O. until he gives you money!
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
B.O. is luxurious when you're compared to your counterparts.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
While you're sitting at home with your dick in hand
I’m busy stacking change. I stink like money. It’s unfair.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
But have you ever planked on a million?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Which part?
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
I've explained the definition on here probably 10 or so times.
My posts: Forever Alone.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I guess I missed those posts
Sorry, Max. :-(
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
No, worries.
/since I’m in a Simpsons/Hartman mood from the Monorail
by Closure GT on Oct 27, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have also a few times.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
What happened to the morning post?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It was just put up
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
tonight. im freaking out.
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions
i'm nervous tide
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Why?
We got this.
Now if we lose tonight….it’s time to become nervous.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
because the Rangers are on the cusp of a fucking TITLE !
thats why i’m nervous.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
This entire day is like Christmas Eve night when you were a kid.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
no question this is true
good analogy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Oh Christ, you're in both threads?
I intentionally left the morning thread because everyone was being so pissy. We’re supposed to be having fun today damnit.
by lost in space on Oct 27, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm having fun...we're about 10 hours from celebrating a World Series win.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Not really geared at you...
those that continue to poke sticks for no good reason are the ones that need to settle down.
by lost in space on Oct 27, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Word?!
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I love Andy Dalton
Never thought he’d amount to anything after his freshman year. Glad to be wrong.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
It is mighty
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You don't want to be associated with former TCU coach Schultz.
Worst OC ever.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You aren't sorry
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Ginger power
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Facebook friend:
My prof just said if the Cards win the series, it will be much easier to make an A. I don’t apologize for ditching the Rangers. Go Cards!
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
WTF?
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
deserves to be publicly humiliated and flogged
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Delete comment.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
...
delete comment friend human.
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Punch this person in the face.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Use one of these
The Official Torture Device of LSB
by blakethegr8 on Oct 27, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
"Unfriend"
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Christmas
Over the weekend, my parents asked me what I want for Christmas. I used to love this question and be able to produce a long list. But now that I’m an adult with pretty solid income, I dread this task. I have no idea what to ask for. And I can’t say “nothing.” That just won’t go over.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
I say that all the time.. I can't bring myself to ask for anything.
Even with no money, I have all I want that they’d be able to give me. Anything I want that I don’t have is cause it’s really expensive most likely..and I guess I just don’t like receiving in general.. more of a giver.
Though the only thing I want now no one can give me.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
Mike Napoli will provide for you.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
a heart?
by studcrackers on Oct 27, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Criminally underrated comment
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I literally spend all year finding random things I want and putting them on
THE LIST™ so that I don’t ever say “Uh, I don’t want anything.” Nothing pisses me off more than when I ask my dad what he wants and he says “nothing.” No, fuck you…I could’ve bought something that you wanted, but now I have to go get some Home Depot gift card or something because you’re too lazy to just say what you want. Ugh.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
We got through this every year in my wife's family
Her brother and his wife make incredibly detailed lists that are pages long while my wife and I just ask for general things for us and make a list for our daughter. Even taking her haul into account, they ALWAYS get more. I think it’s that people don’t like just buying giftcards with large amounts on them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I know we've talked about this before but I still can't get over how weird I'd feel doing that.
“Her brother and his wife make incredibly detailed lists that are pages long”
Yeah, I just don't get it.
I’ve made a list of stocking stuffer type things for my wife’s (extended) family, but it’s mostly things like candy that I like or places for gift cards or some such.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
heh.. get the same thing for my dad
or a new cowboys hat/shirt.
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I end up asking for BluRays that I know my relatives will spend too much on
because they haven’t figured out how to direct their websites to www.amazon.com and the like.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I haven't exchanged gifts with my family is a few years
It makes Christmas much better… At least for us, it does
I honestly wouldn't mind going to this
But my parents love to give to my brother and me.
Some year, I’d rather we take a family trip somewhere. We haven’t gone on a vacation together since before I was a teenager.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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I can't ever think of anything either.
I always just end up asking for clothes.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I knew I was getting old when I asked for clothes for Christmas.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
So far, I'm asking for a coffee maker
:-/
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
My list is probably another sweater, some tennis shoes, a dress shirt, a tie...
Super exciting christmas you guys
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Oooh, what type.
I was really happy with my new one, but now I think I’m going to file a complaint. Damn weak coffee.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I haven't decided which one
My main request is only that it has a timer so my coffee can be ready when I wake up in the morning.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I always ask for socks and underwear.
People finally started doing as I ask and now I’m able to stock up on those things for a whole year.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
Plus that stuff is relatively inexpensive so I have no problem asking for it.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein
reminds me of the Bang Bang Theory episode where Penny gets a gift for Sheldon and he has to go out to find her something
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Napoli, authentic
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I'd prefer
Andrus, authentic
or
Gentry, authentic
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn, an authentic Gentry would be pretty damn awesome...
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Does Napoli at least get some under-the-shirt consideration now?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 27, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Of course
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I already have a Napoli shirsey
And my “We got a Nap for that” shirt is arriving today. Three Napoli shirts might be overkill?
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Hmm
Both good options. I don’t have either one of those.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Get a Napoli post-game news conference camo shirt with no sleeves.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I usually just list a few books and movies that I haven't bought yet.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I don't ask for stuff. Similarly, I prefer people not ask me for specific stuff.
That takes all the fun out of it.
I prefer having a list when shopping for people.
It sucks trying to buy for people when I have no idea what to get them. And then when I do pick something, I can’t help but think that my gift might be lame. Lists are so much easier.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That's why I don't buy stuff for many people (it has nothing to do with being cheap or anything, I swear!).
If I’m buying them something I know them well enough to have a good idea. And I’m not buying people stuff that they couldn’t afford to buy themselves, so the occasional misfire doesn’t bother me too much.
I've determined that's why I have problems with giving gifts.
I always want to give a really good one that’s personal, instead of just “oh hey dad here’s a tie woo.”
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 27, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
My mom's face when my sister and I got her a Wii was priceless
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 27, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
A few years ago I scanned a ton of slides my grandmother (who died in '96) had taken of my grandparents' traveling in Europe in the late 80s
and got them printed in some books through iPhoto and gave them to my grandfather for Christmas. Took me more than tens of hours sitting in the GT library since slide scanners are slooowww, but I’ll never forget the look on his face when I gave them to him (he thought I had just borrowed the slide binders to look through them/make scans for myself).
Those are easily the best presents.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 27, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I had honestly never heard of this approach until a few years ago.
It’s hard to do for Christmas, so I try to do it for birthdays. It’s a fun challenge…but it helps if you have a lot to spend.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I always say "I don't know."
There are things I need but I don’t want them so I don’t want to ask for them for Christmas because that’s just no fun.
For the past two years my parents haven't asked.
And my mom bought me a blanket. Both times.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Yeah.
The things that I want but don’t have are expensive.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Please pick 3 of the following 5 items to get me for a Christmas gift.
The other two can come from Santa.*
*Santa = you.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Saw Paranormal Activity 3 yesterday
I didn’t like it near as much as the last two. And I really didn’t like the ending.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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Did River Fenix go with you
to your knowledge?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
no
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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yes
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
there was a guy in the back of the theater
with sunglasses, giant fake mustache, trenchcoat and orange soda bottle watching intently..
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Oct 27, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
he may or may not have had his pants around his ankles
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
he was reading:
DinoPenis Monthly
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
haha
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
thats awesome
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
PUT THIS IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, ADAM!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
seems I'm mainly known for picture-taking
and disliking the drink “Stuart Freeman” as presented in a lukewarm, backwash-infused version
So, if you can look at
this picture and not have actual, literal man tears form in your eyeholes then you are probably a sociopath.
Link warning: US Marine with tears in his eyes. Also a US marine with a fractured skull lying on US soil.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
no
I would say it didn’t bother me at all.. but that probably doesn’t help the argument..heh.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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what is the deal with Razor on D&M?
is he talking into a coffee can?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
x
http://eye-on-football.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22475988/32958532
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i feel like posting on LSB has made me think I am a superior Ranger fan
in both baseball knowledge and fandom… and you know what? I think Im right.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 9:50 AM CDT reply actions
MOAR BUNTZ!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Unpossible.
You hate CJ.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
he wont be a texas ranger in 12 hours.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
That's either going to be a very quick game
Or CJ is leaving the team early.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Halfway through the game
Step out of the dugout, wave and ride off the field in a fancy car.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
on his bike
/eric byrnes
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
speed off in his maserati
/Balotell
//Dirty Tackle
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 27, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Beavis and Butthead coming back, I didn't really watch it myself but I bet some of you did..
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/blogs/popcornbiz/Beavis-and-Butthead-Coming-Back-to-MTV-126019858.html
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
The previews actually look funnier to me than the original...
But they are previews so, we’ll see.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
they're had almost 20 years to think about it, I bet it comes back better than ever.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
My roomamte is giddy as hell about this.
I for one couldn’t careless, but it may be pretty funny.
by lost in space on Oct 27, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Well how much could you care?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Supposedly
they’re spoofing on MTV shows like Jersey Shore and Sixteen & pregnant rather than videos. It may have some potential.
I've heard they'll do both
I sure as hell will DL it tonight. Will make for good celebratory viewing.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Yeah...
and Judge is still behind it, so it has potential.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
People at my work don't seem to understand the significance of me not wanting to do anything today.
Resolved: LSB will register as a religious organization so we can have legitimate excuses not to work on certain days.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
you have my support jam
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I feel the same way.
I’ve even had people take phone calls for me.
by lost in space on Oct 27, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Occupy LSB
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
yes this !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'm sure
We could incorporate under the Universal Life Church. It’s easy to get a minister’s license from them.
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
I bought my buddy one so he could marry my wife and I.
Are churches 501 ©3 orgs?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i have been watching king of the hill after about a 5 year lay off from that show...
forgot about the great simplicity of that show.. hank hill is the spitting image of my dad.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 9:54 AM CDT reply actions
where has TDT been through this magical playoff run? double tapping balls at the bar
and unsuccesfully marrying women?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 9:56 AM CDT reply actions
So, tell me why this wouldn't work.
Buy the cheapest ticket available to get into a game.
Get there early enough to get down near the field for batting practice.
As the game approaches, look on stubhub and various other ticket brokers and find what seats are still unsold and thus likely to remain unoccupied.
Sit in that seat.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ushers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
doubt they would ever know if the seat was unoccupied and you sat in it...
the trick would be getting up to go pee and trying to get back to the seat.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
The problem would be getting to the section where you'd want to sit.
If the seats were any good, the ushers will be checking tickets.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Especially during the world series
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 27, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't expect it to work with super packed games like that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
the only time i have EVER had anyone at RBIA check my ticket for any reason
playoff game.. premium infield seat, etc was to get in the cuervo club….
this is why i usually buy 7 dollar seats and sit wherever I want… have never had a problem with this and have done it l0 or 60 times
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I have.
Hrm.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I've seen both happen in my section.
Depends on the usher and the game.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
They don't during batting practice.
They will specifically tell you you can go pretty much anywhere during batting practice.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
yep. this was every summer for me in high school.
get $4 seats, go hours early for BP. stay in front row seats in homerun porch, get on ESPN when GMJR makes a HR saving catch right in front of us.
rinse, repeat.
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
This is the only drawback I can come up with.
And maybe when you leave, you can make sure the usher sees your face, so when you come back laden with snacks with hands too full to pull out your ticket, he/she will remember you and just nod you through.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
There was an article about this on Grantland...
Hey, Mike E: (click me)
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Oct 27, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh.
So the hard truth is that maybe I’m not as clever as I’d like to think?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Here it is
Hey, Mike E: (click me)
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Oct 27, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Oops
Hey, Mike E: (click me)
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Oct 27, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
depends on the seat.
i know, at least at RBiA, the ushers never checked our tickets in the upper deck seats. hell, when KOK and i were given those amazingly badass seats 5 rows behind home plate for ALCS game 1, no usher asked to see our tix.
cant speak for busch tho.
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
ive turned down about 8 watching parties and meet ups at the bar...
i dont think people realize that I simply cant do it.. not a game of this magnitude.. i need to have a religious evening… concentrating on nothing but game 6 with no distractions or lesser peasant bandwagon fans at a superficial bar.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 9:57 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Right there with you...
I can’t be around people when I’m watching a game of this magnitude.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
My two temporary summer roommates kind of ruined Game 6 of the NBA Finals for me by coming out during the last few minutes and talking to me. I was like “SHUT UP I DO NOT CARE I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THIS ALONE”
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 27, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Understand
Completely
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I've been able to watch the games in our office
Yesterday, the tech who’s as keen on the Rangers as I am was on-duty, and I was prepared for the most tense game ever.
Tonight, the tech on duty with me is like, ‘Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if a switch-hitter just changed sides in the middle of the at-bat to fuck with the pitcher?’
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Normally I'd agree
but for the Mavs Game Six I happened to be out and the crowd was so jammed and packed and pumped that it was impossible to not get caught up in the excitement. High-fiving dozens of random strangers and singing “we are the champions” with everyone is something I’ll never forget.
So, I think I’ll go out tonight. If it goes Game 7, there is no effing way I’ll be in the mood to socialize.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So where is the action tonight?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Lucky Lou's in Denton
I’m telling you, it’s the place to be. Get there an hour early for a seat.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Oh Lucky Lou's....
The number of times I got drunk in that place in 15 minute breaks during night classes….
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Or the number of times that 15 minutes turned into me looking all the sudden at last call lights...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That's where I'll be.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
THERE WILL BE HIGH FIVES!!!!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
YES!
If you want to meet up send me yo digits.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
972-77-BEANS
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Witt's House
In Arlington. Three super limited microbrews on tap. Naturally-cased hot dogs and all the fixin’s
BigTill's house...
Pork shoulder I made over the weekend and a bottle of Svedka already in the freezer. If they win, I’m drinking that whole mother fucker.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
The fucking thing is multiplying in the fridge...
And greatest cheap cut of meat on earth. $20 feeds a family of four for a week, starving kids in Africa for a month.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
We can't all live in broke ass Arlington :)
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully you came out ahead on post season tickets.
Going to the World Series helps that out.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Does $17 bucks sound right?
Maybe I was either rounding up or that was a huge fucking pork shoulder.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
No wonder it seems high...
I was at the Addison Wal Mart.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm terrified of Aldi meat
Bought some chops there once that stunk as soon as i opened them. Love all the grocery stuff there, but we stay away from the meat and dairy. Their salsa and tortilla chips are awesome.
I've never made any significant purchases there, be it meat, dairy, or produce
I never really go in with an agenda, just shop around for what looks good.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
same thing happened for the ALCS with me
high fiving strangers throughout.. it was a blast. and singing we are the champions at the end..heh.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
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I'll be watching alone in my apartment.
I can’t take the stress of other people (especially since most people here are Cards fans).
yup
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Beware of Trolls: b.pate, K.S.B., Panorama, Robert L. Bishop, TideNTexas
What's the point of posting this? Seriously.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 27, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
You're on the list.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
check out my sig, bro.
be on the look out, ok?
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
idk
i have to celebrate w/people should we win and get drunk right after
by studcrackers on Oct 27, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I kind of want to watch with LSB people in Houston.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
right there with you
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
One of my wife's coworker's saw a picture of me she has and said I looked like Mike Napoli
Best complement maybe I’ve ever received.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
did your pants move a litle? Mine would have.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
haha glad somebody else is getting this too
I get mistaken for him on a daily basis right now. Went into Buffalo Wild Wings on Tuesday and the manager came over thinking I was him. I certainly don’t see it..
humble brag....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
tell the ladies you are his cousin
60% of the time it will work every time
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Oct 27, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Could be eskimo brothers
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Nevermind
I think she mainly works evenings and talks about running into Gentry all the time after games.
You look more like him than Keynes does.
If you had a bit more mass you could totally be him.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
who the fuck is Renee Zellweger?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
i bet she is on the list
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
x
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
She completes you.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I think his is darker than mine for the most.
Mine is a lot of blonde, some pepper sprinkled in, and apparently some red as (seriously wtf is with that?)
Agreed.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
This, by connection, means that you think I look like you
Which is also an incredible complement.
I am a handsome motherfucker, guys.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
going in for the bold flavors of Wing Wednesday, I see
gonna keep it in the health zone with a dozen teriyaki wings for that bold island flavor, you guys
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
just trying to get an early start
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Tonight's the night we'll make hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiistory, as sure as dogs can flyyyyyyyyyyyy......
Where Dennis DeYoung when we need him?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2011 10:02 AM CDT reply actions
Some interesting baseball birthdays today....
1952 – Pete Vuckovich
1922 – Ralph Kiner
1963 – Bip Roberts
1972 – Brad Radke
1983 – Martin Prado
DEATHS
1955 – Clark Griffith
2006 – Joe Niekro, of the famous flying Niekro Twins…..
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2011 10:11 AM CDT reply actions
hmmmm Brad Radke
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
IANF
you have ruined my brain
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Ha ha ha
I need you to elaborate, officer.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
In a report last night
I tried spelling the word “ciggerretes” and had to actually get a dictionary
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
were you trying to say
smokes wif cigarettes ?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
lol
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
WTF is up w/ the double posting
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
when i went to jail i knew those cops were talking about me while i was in the drunk tank
one of the jailers even gave me a cheese sandwich that i just flushed down the toilet.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't get me wrong, I love the attention and all...
But if one more motherfucker comes by my office today and says “So, you think the Rangers are gonna do it tonight?” I’m gonna fucking vomit.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
you should say "nope" for two reasons
1. Just to fuck with them.
2. To pull the reverse jinx.
Now, the problem in doing this, is if the Rangers do, and will, win tonight – you’re gonna have these co-workers coming back at you tomorrow saying dumb shit like, “See?! I told you they would win!” or “Whatcha think about that?!”. By that point, I’d just reach in to my desk drawer and either reach for the service pistol or the Jack Daniels, but that’s just me….
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
If they win tonight...
People could tell me I have dick cancer and I’d be ok with it.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
haha!
you get a green for that one.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
This is how it would happen in my head...NOT HIV BUT FULL BLOW AAAAAIIIIIIDSSSSS!!
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
gotta love that barbershop harmony
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
We're sorry it's not something a little less serious...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Loved it then, Love it now
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Oct 27, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Intersport Love Song from the Heika article...
Marc Fistric on his favorite player and what not…
Fistric said he sports a Josh Hamilton jersey when he attends games.
``I just love the way he plays the game,‘’ Fistric said. ``He has a lot of passion and drive and he’ll sacrifice his body and do whatever it takes to win. You wish he was fully healthy right now and he could hit a few out, but you have to respect that he’s toughing it out and winning a game with a sacrifice fly if that’s what it takes.’’
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
josh hamilton running the bases is the greatest thing ever.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
It's nice to see a player from another sport say he likes the Rangers but actually proves it in his statements...
If it were lip service I don’t think he’d have any clue that Josh isn’t 100%.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep, I love that.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 27, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
i have WebMD diagnosed myself with a bleeding ulcer.
win tonight so i can go back to something besides bar food and mass amounts of alcohol that the MLB postseason make me drink and eat.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 10:27 AM CDT reply actions
My alarm clock went off this morning.
Instead of hitting snooze I hit the big button on the left that says “NAP”.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
by TheJeezus on Oct 27, 2011 10:30 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
I was disappointed that he didn’t appear before me instantly like the Great Gazoo, but maybe it just sends up a Nap Signal and then he comes and does smashings.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Li,
Jet is my favorite martial arts actor.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
No problem.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Song of the Day
Hmm… I wonder if this has any meaning.
Elton John — Funeral for a Friend
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
Is this room a Cardinals room?
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.
by Conjunction on Oct 27, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Hot dog
down a hallway.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY WOMAN THAT WAY!
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Her pussy looks like someone took a juicer to it.
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
uh...
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Wasn't she with Dan Uggla?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Posted this in the AM thread
Does anyone know where I can find the EG article about Josh Hamilton that was controversial? Have had trouble finding it. Apparently he lived with the family for a week or something.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Sorry about the hockeyness...
But it was the only video I could find with this speech, and it gets me jacked every time.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Is that Colonel Rawls doing the voiceover?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I have no clue man...
Can’t find that speech anywhere else.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
I think I missed a Loblaw joke there.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
from The Wire
the epitome of a dick-sucking, asshole, numbers-first company man police administrator. He plays the role so well that when I hear that voice, my blood pressure goes up
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Why does it matter that he sucked dick?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I always forget that about Rawls.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
WHAT?
ARE YOU ASSHOLES RUINING THE SHOW FOR ME?!?!?!?!? I’M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH SEASON 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
lol
not a big thing at all, actually… just a passing shot of him in a gay bar
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
and they never went back to it
which surprised me, so much depth to that show
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
You should have seen it already...right?
It’s quick so you might have missed it.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
you guys suck
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Thanks bro.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Since I know not everyone checks out the morning thread
Can’t blame you today – bunch of JW posts clogging it up…anyways…
by fightingengineer on Oct 27, 2011 10:49 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs
I'll rec it again
Matchst1ck posted an amazing analogy over there too.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
It is absolutely terrible.
Why AJM lets this happen EVERY GODDAMN MORNING I do not understand.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
its especially horrible today
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
It's really fucking sad.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
i almost just lost it....
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I generally enjoy talking baseball
but that fuckwad shits all over every single baseball thread. It’s generally made me hate going into the baseball threads.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
It's the rare occasion that I go in the baseball threads these days.
But I don’t understand why people continue to try and argue with him.
I've said it before
if I could take 90% of the community here and go elsewhere, and everyone else would follow, I’d do it in a fucking second. The vast majority here are awesome and the reason I stay. The fact that absolutely nothing has ever been done with Josey more than a fucking time out is a joke and a half. Every single thread he fucks up can solely be laid at the foot of the moderators because they have had more than enough cause to toss his fucking ass out of here, and yet never have.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Utah, 0-4 in the Pac 12, discuss.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
They suck.
And need to be relegated to Sun Belt.
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep...can't play in a big boy conference without shitting their pants.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Save this shit for another day.
Antagonizing posters on a day like this is criminal JW.
by lost in space on Oct 27, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Would you take me?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
x
Winning the World Series is like getting the star in Mario Brothers.
You run around flashing and invincible and nobody can fucking touch you.
“I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn’t going to win any more games by being anything else.” by Earl Weaver
by matchst1ck on Oct 27, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply loading… Story-flag Flag 1
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh. my. god.
Triumph Bonneville T100 Steve McQueen Edition Motorcycle
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 10:59 AM CDT reply actions
Is that the one that he couldn't out run the Germans on?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
yes.
the producers didnt think the german BMWs could perform the stunt, so they dressed up a triumph instead.
i love steve mcqueen.
i love triumph motorcycles.
hnngggg.
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
i need to learn to ride, because i must have this
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
they are only going to make 1100
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
FWIW, Spotify has a live album of their’s from this year, but all the songs sound almost exactly the same.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
The second disc of the deluxe edition?
Yeah, it doesn’t add much to the album, but it is kind of remarkable how well their sound translates live.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Yeah.
Despite Poppins hating on them/me, I still like them a lot.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
We're still 8 hours away...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
There is a possibility that JD & Nolan (along with the rest if the team)
could hold the World Series trophy above their heads tonight.
Think about that.
Just seriously stop, and think about that for a second.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I'm so glad AJM banned that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
banned what?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
The picture of Randy Marsh blowing his load all over the internet room from South Park
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
The trophy is in the building!
Along with a pallet of cases of ginger ale
by fightingengineer on Oct 27, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
No
Dont get ahead of yourselves
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Come on, we've all attempted this once or twice.
Maybe Vince Young would be better off sticking to shirtless all-male tequila parties.
A recent lawsuit arising from a 2010 assault citation at a strip club in Dallas alleges that the trouble started because Young wanted to purchase 8,000 $1 bills on his credit card, so that Young could take a page from the playbook of former Titans teammate Pacman Jones and make it rain.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/10/27/vince-young-sued-for-trying-to-make-it-rain/
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2011 11:18 AM CDT reply actions
My bank has a 300 a day limit
I could make it sprinkle at least… as long as it’s near the first of the month.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
snowing in amarillo.
might snow in lubbock too
Beware of Mike Es: Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E, Mike E
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 27, 2011 11:24 AM CDT reply actions
my left quad has been twitching uncontrollably for 3 days
it is driving me to insanity
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Generally a sign of stress
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
heh
makes sense. CURE MY AILMENT, MIKE NAOPLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
My eyelids twitch when I play golf
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
My left eye has been twitching on and off for weeks.
I blame the playoffs.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Oct 27, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
"Right Here Right Now" by Van Halen popped up on my iPod and was the last song to play on my way to work.
I don’t know what to think of that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
"We Will Rock Also Played"
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
"We Will Rock You" also played.
My brain is apparently not working today.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Hey moe
do you know Hunter Thornton?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I saw yesterday that that's Dirkatron's name.
And no.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
damn.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
So the 10 minute search from yesterday continues!
by lost in space on Oct 27, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude I'm on it!
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I Facebook messaged a person I am assuming is his sister...
no response yet.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
How do you know his family member's names?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
10 minute search
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
"We're quoting everything!"
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
why no Hall & Oates?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I always think of Crystal Pepsi when I hear that song.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I used to be like "VAN HAGAR IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN VAN LEE ROTH"
and then I started saying “I fucking HATE Van Halen on every level”
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Nickelback shreds is hilarious...
the fart. That’s all I have to say. I die laughing every time.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
That drum solo.
So simple. So powerful. SO AWESOME.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Just heard an ad for a Genesis cover band...
weird.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
looked up our box score from July 7, 2007 ...
… for an anecdote I prepared yesterday (I attended the game). Our lineup amounted to shit. Jon Daniels, you are a genius, thank you.
it was Nolan
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Bobsey Loblawales?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
i want chuck e cheese pizza and breadsticks....
but i dont want to be a creeper and go into get it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 11:56 AM CDT reply actions
do you go there often?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Loblaw is on the case
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
i havent had pizza there
in years, but i remember it being tasty, but yea, you cant really go there by yourself
by studcrackers on Oct 27, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Do a reverse "Hey Mister"
when kids try to get someone to buy them alcohol. You can “Hey kid” and have him go in and pick it up for you.
what's the difference between a taco and a burrito?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
rice son
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
really? that's it?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Not sure, but I assume so.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I guess I don't eat a lot of burritos
other than Chipotle. I don’t care for refried beans or cheese, so I generally stay away. And spare me the “dude, you don’t like stuff that tastes good?” because that stuff tastes like shit to me. I’d rather eat a dog turd.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
We just got our first Chipotle in CT...
I’ve eaten there too many times to count. Shit’s delish.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Chipotle doesn't have refried beans.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Refried beans are gross.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Ever tried Ojeda's refried beans?
yum………………….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I haven't.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I haven't been there is years but they used to
use bacon grease as a substitution for a portion of the grease/lard in their beans…..you cannot imagine the difference…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
sí.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
oui.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
kyllä
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
bunda
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
It took me a while to come around on them.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
My mom has been making them all my life.
I’ve tried them nearly at every restaurant I’ve been to that offers them.
Nope, still gross.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
fuck off
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I hear you become a true one with your first teenage pregnancy.
/sprints away
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 27, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yawn.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
any beans at all
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
BLACK BEANS
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Black beans are fucking disgusting
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Swear to Christ I'm really not...
There’s just something about black beans that I don’t like…
thatsracist.gif
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
you are wrong, sir.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
The black bean dip at Gloria's is delicious.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
ahh...Glorias
the food of your native land, San Salvador
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
EL SALVADOR
San Salvador is just the city my dad, sister and possibly my brother (not sure) were born in.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
yeah
joke
[johk] Show IPA noun, verb, joked, jok·ing.noun
1.
something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.2.
something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.3.
a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.4.
something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Oct 27, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes....it.....is.............................
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Pinto all the way
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
ehhhhh
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
YEAH SON
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
racist
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
dude, you don’t like stuff that tastes good?
by lost in space on Oct 27, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i love stuff that tastes good
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Beans are probably the healthiest part.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Taco....crispy corn shell....
Burrito…soft flour tortilla….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
soft shell tacos man...
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
You are correct but he didn't specify...
plus…no beans on a taco….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I think it’s in the rice and how it’s folded.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
not so fast
lots of tacos are in tortillas, brah.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Burrito...
Mobile taco.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 27, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't agree that a taco is crispy
i think most are soft, in fact. I think burrito is just wrapped completely and the taco uses the tortilla more like an pocket
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
By the way, cracker based breading was awesome last night...
thanks for the advice.
by lost in space on Oct 27, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
oh hellz yeah
glad it worked out
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
If was going to be in a band
Or Mariachi El Bronx…or Staggercrawl.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
F, M, K
Mother Theresa, Rosa DeLauro, Chaz Bono
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
hm....
Live Mother Theresa? Or corpse?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
live, but on her last day
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Will Chaz still have a faux beard?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Current Chaz
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Easy then
F – DeLauro
M – Ma Theresa
K – Chaz
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Ok, putting the "last day" thing on there kind of handicapped it.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I'll just skip to the K
Myself.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
cop out
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Suicide always is...
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
She's a temptress.
alisonbrie Alison Brie
2 mins
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New Community tonight! Who needs the world series when you can see intense cleavage, feet-hands, gang-bangers, & skanky concubines?!?!
As appealing as that sounds
I know what I’m watching tonight, and what I’m DLing to watch tomorrow.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Boo this woman
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
no spoilers
haven’t seen last night’s yet.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I won't spoil anything,
just wondering how many on here are watching it.
by lost in space on Oct 27, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome show
Jessica Lange is fucking brilliant.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 27, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm watchin
first episode I was like WTH?
since then though it’s starting to get really good.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
i watched half of it soo far
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
In Las Colinas for training this week
Discovered Ali Baba’s Mediterranean Grill.
Fucking Awesome.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
That place is legit
especially for lunch
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 27, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
One of the best buffets I've ever stuffed my face at.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 27, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I second, third and fourth this....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Fadis.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
There are a lot of Medit. places in Houston,
but only one I like as much as Fadi’s. There is a Fadi’s down here, too, but it’s out of the way.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I need to visit it more often for sure
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
You know about the garlic butter you can get on the side?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh.
It’s okay.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That's what I thought at first, too.
But then I tried other places. I get Mediterranean food for the meat filled gyros and they have the best flavored/cooked meat, IMO. Plus their potatoes with the side garlic butter (that you have to ask for because they don’t leave it out) is also delicious.
Of course, eating all of this puts me into a food coma, but it’s well worth it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
My wife has ventured into cooking Mediterranean food......
Man, I have a great life…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Eating Mediterranean or Greek food for lunch always makes me more active at work.
Eating a gyro drenched in Tzatziki (sp?) is so delicious.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Mmmm, tzatziki.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
My right ear bud just went out
I’m about to get some news on Amazon—any suggestions?
Looking to spend $25- $40
Someone mentioned a Jackie Moore cocktail in the morning thread
What ingredients would be in various drinks named for members of the Rangers organization (players, managers, front office)?
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
Josh Lueke isn't a Ranger anymore
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
A Jon Daniels would be
a glass of Jack with a ninja throwing star in it.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 27, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It starts out smooth and delicious
By the time you’re done digesting it completely, you’re bleeding from multiple orifices.
lol
Zactly
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 27, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
Quite possibly
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
The David Murphy would be gritty, right?
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
salty dog!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The Hamilton
would just be ginger ale
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I feel like there'd be something added
But you might be right that it’d be simple.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
You could frost the rim with powdered sugar.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
actually that would be better for Wash.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
A Napoli is just a beer in a can.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sounds very similar to the Mitch Moreland
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Mitch is a Michelob Ultra in a can.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ha ha ha ha
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta be Bud Heavy, right?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
CJ is an extra spicy virgin mary
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
BELTRE GOT ONLY 1 BALL.....
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
CJ WANTS A MILLION DOLLARS BUT HE'D SPEND IT ALL...
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Cruz is definitely a pina colada with three extra shots
cause, you know… gotta be strong
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
JD's definitely a vodka martini, shaken not stirred
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Nolan is a burbon and coke
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Craig Gentry is a shot
Quick
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Jim Beam
Not too expensive but relatively smooth.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Screw it, no need for shot glasses when you order a Gentry...
by lost in space on Oct 27, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd prefer a much longer time frame with Mr. Gentry
something nice and southern, that you sip on and appreciate
okay must stop imagining now!!
Mint Julep?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Makers + Nestea + Ice + Pool is a fucking great way to spend a summer afternoon.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds too sweet to drink a pitcher-full of though...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
A Darren Oliver is a smooth aged scotch
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
For Feliz...
you have to light whatever it is on fire… because Nefty brings the heat.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
good one
something with turkey 101 cause that’s what he throws
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
top it off with a bit of honey
b/c he just doesn’t give a shit
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinsler needs something douchey that you love to drink anyway
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I feel like it needs to be made with this
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Long Island Iced Tea?
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
LIIT's are douchy?
they’re one of the few prepared drinks I’ll drink. But then I haven’t had one in like 5 years, so maybe they just became douchy in the mean-time.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
not douchy
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I guess I went to cliche instead of douchey
I don’t think they’re douchey
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah.
Jager bomb?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
That's probably a good choice
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Exactly.
Though this feels more appropriate for ARod or some such.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Or maybe jello shots?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Ooooh.
I like this one. Seems skippy.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Good freestyler.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmm
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
For relaxing times, make it SUNTORY time.
(Bill Murray in Lost in Translation)
So basically, anything but Suntory.
Yoshi
A sake bomb?
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
by The Best Micah on Oct 27, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Winner.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 27, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I love that one.
I don’t see it nearly as often up here in DFW as I did in college. Plus I started drinking Kirin more (place in Irving has $1 Kirin drafts during happy hour).
Opening Weekend Tailgate
Let’s test it. I have a 9mm and a .357SIG. Anyone want to try some different calibers to truly test this.
What do you have in 6.8? AR?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Do you load your own or buy it?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
i would love a reason to shoot my friend's mosin-nagant again.
but that might be overkill.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
His .308 is overkill.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Well... any rifle caliber is...
But the .308 would make the can disintegrate.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That is a most delicious drink.
My problem is I have a tendency to drink all the orange soda before I get a chance to mix it…
There needs to be a comma in there.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Cross-posted from the morning thread
Someone on my facebook just pointed out …
This is the 107th World Series.
The Rangers’ next W would be their 107th this season.
-- Micah
"When it comes to my dong I’m a selfish prick." - MikeEl
love this pic
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 27, 2011 1:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That was a great article on Wash.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
It was...
“Oh, that over there? That’s just some ugliness.” And he still washes his own car.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
weird
I like doing both of those things.
It’s “me” time that I don’t generally get a lot of.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Yep.
D Magazine did a great job.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
#progmusicproblems
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Oct 27, 2011 1:57 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Yep.
Or the super long delay between songs [JayZ/Kanye’s new album]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
*super long delay between two songs but listed as one track.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 27, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Lovesexy
As big a Prince fan as I was at that time, I had a little trepidation about buying an album with nude Prince on the cover. Still, I did it anyway.
"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."
Yeah
She Knows was one of my fav Funland songs, but I had to FFW through 25 mins of dead air to get to it…fuck you, Peter Schmidt.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
x
wfaacberg Christopher Berg
Explosion in Irving Emergency crews on way On story road
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
No, nothing yet.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 27, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, top notch reporting, WFAA.
wfaacberg Christopher Berg
Disregard! Nothing big, transformer blew up and started grass fire
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 27, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Edward R. Murrow level?
NOPE, just Chuck Testa, reporting.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
What's Crackin LSB?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Beauty.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
ITS GONN HAPPEN JOEY !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
It really bothers me that it happened for Toronto before it happened for Texas
but I guess Joey wasn’t around for any of it
Joe Carter beasting
remember it well
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Oh, nuthin' much....just like any other day...
Just waitin’ for a game to start…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Yo, Canada.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 27, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Has this been covered here?
76-Year-Old Woman Whose Dying Wish Was To See A Rangers Championship Died Last Night
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Mother Nature
Trollin’ that poor woman.
"Napoli is Al Fucking Swearingen, pissing out the dull lump of Angel hubris from his penile shaft like a pus-slathered kidney stone." - TT from HH
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 27, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, man...that's awful......
At least she got to see two of the best baseball seasons ever in her final 2 years…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
that sucks
the initial comment at the bottom when you open up the page is hilarious though
by studcrackers on Oct 27, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
awful
Are the two nuns still alive
I’m excited for them
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
The ones from Sister Act?
I don’t think so. That movie’s pretty old.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
my lazy assx googled it myself
they are alive
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304155604575582002384306276.html
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I did not know they had Zonk's drum
what a great article
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
sad to hear that one has Alzheimer’s
and can’t go to the games anymore
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011/10/texas-nun-keeps-faith-in-rangers.html
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I find myself watching Univision...
Not because I understand, but just because there’s boobs everywhere and scantily dressed Mexican chicas.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
I'm sure there's plenty of LSBers that do it too.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
soo
officer bob is hacking other people’s LSB accounts now?
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
So nobody pops by the univision channel to check out the smokin' latina ladies around here?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
I do it from time to time
to “practice my spanish”
"If I had connections and knew I would have to start out doing scenes with dudes, I think I would give porno a serious shot." by River Fenix on Sep 23, 2011 10:44 AM CDT
by thedudeabides on Oct 27, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
They're the hottest fully clothed women on TV.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
Caliente!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Afternoon Pre-Game time
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/10/27/2519182/10-27-pm-ot-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/10/27/2519182/10-27-pm-ot-thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/10/27/2519182/10-27-pm-ot-thread
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
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