Rangers: The Real Champs?

I received the following email this morning, I don't know what to think but I will pass along the message for your judgement.


My name is DruShep (picture) and I've risked my safety by breaking my world's strict interreality communication laws to reach you, but as a fan I felt it must be done.  I was able to peer into your timeline and while it is unfortunate that the slight differences between our worlds altered the outcome of the World Series, you should not despair. As Earth Prime our outcome is the official canon result, and I'm pleased to tell you that the Texas Rangers are World Champions.

This may be difficult to believe, so I will provide as much proof as I can in the short time I have.


While an unforeseeable gust from the gods interfered with your game, on Earth Prime Nelson Cruz's perfect read and route capped off what is now universally praised as the greatest game in Baseball's history. (no message version).


Wash's excitement could not be contained, and "The Kinsler Brush" became a state phenomenon.


The Championship parade was everything you could ever hope.  Take note that on Earth Prime playoff mustaches have been a tradition since 1892.


Here is the cover of our local Newspaper, enlarge it to view the glorious details.


I was so pleased that I had to personally put together a desktop wallpaper for our SBNation blog, known as "Let's play ball, Ya'll" since AJM's departure to fulfill his life's ambition.

The reality cops are coming, I have to go.  Other teams will not believe, but you know the truth.

If I presented these facts too soon after the perceived defeat, please do not blame my counterpart.  If you appreciated them, you may want to check out Fanatics - your reality's author appears to have been abducted for lengthy stretches of time, but seems to have returned.

- DruShep out

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