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10/3 OT Thread

Saturday was a pretty sweet day.  As a sports fan, you can't really ask for anything better than your three favorite teams winning on the same day.

St. Francis of Assisi, founder of the Franciscan order, died.

1863

President Lincoln declared the last Thursday in November as Thanksgiving Day.

1922

Rebecca L. Felton became the first woman U.S. Senator when she was appointed to serve out the term of Senator Thomas E. Watson.

1929

The Kingdom of Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes formally changed its name to the Kingdom of Yugoslavia.

1955

Captain Kangaroo and The Mickey Mouse Club premiered on television.

1974

Frank Robinson was named the first African-American manager in major league baseball.

1990

East Germany and West Germany united to become Germany, 45 years after being split into two countries at the end of World War II.


Read more: This Day in History: October 3 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1Ziczdz9V

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3 fav teams?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 7:05 AM CDT reply actions  

ahhh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 7:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stars Rangers Cowboys

Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Oct 3, 2011 7:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've always tried to narrow it down

but there’s no way I can get it lower than the Dallas 4: Cowboys, Mavs, Rangers, Stars (in whatever order)

by MayurP on Oct 3, 2011 8:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

stars cowboys tide

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers, Cyclones, Chiefs

Yeah, I didn’t have a great weekend. :-(

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers, Horned Frogs, Cowboys

In order of my current satisfaction with the state of affairs.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers, Mavs, Cowboys.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

I'm a Web & TV Sports Producer at WFAA. Feel free to email me about anything.

by Conjunction on Oct 3, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Frogs, Rangers, Mavs/Stars tie.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

The last round of World Cup qualifying is pretty cool.

It’s always interesting to see what happens when they go down to Central America

by sarnold on Oct 3, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

those venues seem downright scary

and when’s the last time the USMNT played in Dallas? they almost only play in the midwest/northeast unless they make a trip to LA.

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

They played at Pizza Hut Park when it first opened I believe.

I know they had Gold Cup games at Cowboys Stadium but IDK if USA was in that pod of games.

Stoops is my daddy!

OU 38-28

by mizzou918 on Oct 3, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

according to wikipedia

They played a friendly in the Cotton Bowl in ‘04. They’ve played a couple friendlys at Reliant over the last 10 years as well

by sarnold on Oct 3, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

well, ok. I do have some hope of a game here in the future!

But how has jerry jones not attracted a US game to the new stadium yet

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's influenced by season

But Rangers, Cowboys, Mean Green

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cowboys, Rangers, Mavs, Tech

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers, Tech, Mavs, Stars...I'm an Oakland Raiders fan as well but I'm beaten down.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

My list is in no particular order

Depends on the season

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

this

In August, I cannot imagine getting as zeroed in on football season as I am on baseball season, but October changes things (until the Cowboys diarrhea in their pants and the Rangers are in the postseason)

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I really, really wanted the Mavs to win this past spring but so much of that had

to do with how I felt / feel about Dirk.

I was pretty fucking big on the Dallas Stars their first 10 years (season ticket holder) they were here but then came the move from Reunion, the strike, Cocksucker Tom Hicks and mediocrity….I haven’t been to a Dallas Stars game in three years.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Went to the Stars alumni game last night in Frisco

pretty cool seeing the old guys mixed in with the current guys in a game…. Hull with his big arse… and the Ken Hithcock show was there!

by matteo25 on Oct 3, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I went to 4-5 games last season

hockey is still awesome to watch live, no matter how the Stars are doing.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers, Cowboys, Mavs, and Baylor

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

thats 4, dude

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know.

They are all relatively equal for me. Maybe Baylor at the top, if I had to say it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

zzzzzzakley

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good talk.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, it would probably go

Baylor, Mavs<→Rangers, Cowboys.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

thats probably the same with me

tide, mavs/stars/rangers, cowboys.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I want the Rangers to win a World Series more than anything I want in sports.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think the team I wanted to win more than anything was the Mavs

The Rangers are the last of “my teams” that have never won

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's how I felt/feel

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Mavs were my first true sports love

the Rangers followed soon after that. The Cowboys and NJ Devils have spoiled me with titles

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

stars were my first true love.

grew up on the cowboys, but i never really loved them like i loved the stars in the 90s and early aughts.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ooh, you are a Devils fan as well?

I moved to NJ the year the came over from Colorado. I was able to enjoy the Mickey Mouse and “have another donut” years.

by BirmInMD on Oct 3, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

that's old school

I randomly picked the Devils in 1991 when I started to follow hockey because Dallas didn’t have a team yet. And it didn’t help that I was a goalie and I loved to watch the real Marty B ply his craft

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm wondering how much longer he'll play

I still remember their first season to make the playoffs. I think they won in OT on a Johnny Mac goal. It was glorious.

by BirmInMD on Oct 3, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because of Dirk.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Me too but that's also because they weren't on tv where I lived

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I liked them, but they were so bad when I was young and starting to pay attention to sports on my own

So very bad. Then Dirk came along and changed everything.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have much more interest in the Rangers because of this community, I think

But I love the Mavs equally during their season.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

thats kind of what i mean by doing the mavs/stars/rangers thing.

they all mean about the same to me, and all get around the same kind of treatment over the course of their seasons.

that being said, it was really tough for me to have to miss the bama-florida game while at the rangers game. but both won, so that was nice.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, man

Rangers >>>>> Mavericks/Noles/Boys

I’d take 10 straight 0-16 Cowboys seasons in exchange for 1 Rangers WS.

by Jobu. on Oct 3, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

As a fan of a team that has had 10 straight losing seasons before in its history

You don’t mean that. You really don’t.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I really, really do

I’d sacrifice my Cowboys fan-ship for Rangers greatness, absolutely.

by Jobu. on Oct 3, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

yessir

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think I agree.

I grew up on the terrible Mavs. This year made it all worth it.

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cowboys, Rangers, Mavs

but the order always moves around depending on what time of year it is

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers, Horned Frogs, Carolina Panthers

In order of importance, with the Stars itching up there as I start to care less about the NFL.

by drizzle on Oct 3, 2011 10:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Jason Baker

The main reason I watch any Panthers game. I have a huge crush on him. My weakness for kickers goes back to high school. I’ve never gotten over it.

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers, Mavs, and Cowboys

Cowboys would be higher than Mavs, but I am fed up with Jerry and find a lot of Cowboy fans to be a beating, especially since many of them also root for the Yankees/Sox and Lakers/Celtics.

by other_shoe on Oct 3, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers, Stars, Mavs/Cowboys (tied for 3rd)

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 3, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

COP OUT

But I understand. I love the Mavs and Stars. I watch most of the games and read recaps, but That’s where the seasonal thing comes in. I follow Rangers, Cowboys, and UNT year-round… those other teams (which I love) are seasonal obsessions.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers & Cowboys are in the top tier. Mavs & Stars are the next tier.

"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver

by Brad on Oct 3, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers, Pats, Longhorns

so a good weekend.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cowboys Rangers ???

Used to be Stars until I moved to Indiana and starting finding it hard to follow hockey. Purdue football isn’t good enough to have claimed the spot though.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cowboys, Rangers, Cougars

Cougars basketball if I have to be that specific.

Put the Bucs third if I can only go with professional teams, or maybe Lakers, but then it’s a distant third.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Oct 3, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh...

hadn’t thought about it today until now.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 8:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Meh.

One half of football against a very, very good defense. Plus the Laurent int doesn’t happen if the target was Austin.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Oct 3, 2011 8:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

very, very good defense?

above average at best

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Oct 3, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

he isn't bad

he certainly isn’t the best, but he isn’t the worst. He is near the top of the class of QBs outside of the top tier (Brady, Rodgers, Peyton when healthy, etc). Would you rather have Colt McCoy quarterbacking your team?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

/UT graduates

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Oct 3, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like Colt

but he’s a guy that you’ll never be able to say “hey, man..I need you to go out and win this one for us.” He’s a bus driver.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Because he grows creepy mustaches and lives in Cleveland.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

One looks less mature than the other though

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Oct 3, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I knew there was a reason I wasn't attracted to Dutch

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

More of a Case fan?

Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Oct 3, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

No

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

in that picture, Colt looks like a fresh-faced police rookie reporting for his first day of duty

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

CHICKEN FUCKER

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

He should be.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Oct 3, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

I defended him after week one

not this time though

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Question of the morning

Say you got fucked by one of those super-smart monkeys from Planet of the Apes.

Is it bestiality for you or the monkey?

Buck Martinez's announcing is like a wet muddy dog. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Oct 3, 2011 7:14 AM CDT reply actions  

How do you think of these bizarre questions?

I may as well ask people here to describe times when they got weird boners.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Oct 3, 2011 7:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich earlier and it just popped into my head

I’m not even kidding.

I don’t really know what that says about me.

Buck Martinez's announcing is like a wet muddy dog. - Jeff Sullivan

by LSJ on Oct 3, 2011 7:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Walking into my office once

That was worse than back in school, because I’m a grown-ass man.

by chief on Oct 3, 2011 7:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should have

Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Oct 3, 2011 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Okay.

Hey guys, how about telling us some of your weirdest boner experiences?

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Oct 3, 2011 7:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

AAC - June 12th, 2011.

I got this strange boner around the 3rd quarter of the Mavs watch party that didn’t go away until the next day.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 8:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hrm, reading this gave me a slight one...

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Oct 3, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm getting a raging clue over here...

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Oct 3, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

What you did there.

I have seen it.

And laughed at it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

sometimes i'll pop a B in a meeting at the office

and i’m like, wtf?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Oct 3, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Loblaw should have a good answer for this

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Oct 3, 2011 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

it's just making love

what do we have to label everything?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I believe I've already covered this

if an animal walks up to you and initiates the sexual conduct, you are under no obligation to force it to stop, according to the law. In Oklahoma, at least.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

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and
$1.99 Small Original sandwiches at Schlotzskys at participating stores….
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"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 3, 2011 7:15 AM CDT reply actions  

WOO CHEAP FOOD

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM

by drummermoe on Oct 3, 2011 7:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I never noticed how many dick quotes are in your sig before

Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011

by Josh Lile on Oct 3, 2011 7:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

just two.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM

by drummermoe on Oct 3, 2011 8:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Which is 2 more than most people though

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by Josh Lile on Oct 3, 2011 8:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

but read them together.

i find them hilarious.

I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM

by drummermoe on Oct 3, 2011 8:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh, yeah that makes sense.

In unison they do paint quite the portrait.

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by Josh Lile on Oct 3, 2011 8:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

AHHH!! I just realized that today is the 3rd......

I’m sooooo sorry….these deals are for tomorrow, October 4th….(my wife called me angry that she didn’t get her $1.99 sandwich today….)

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 3, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong that I was just a little bit happy that Cliff Lee lost last night?

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 3, 2011 7:50 AM CDT reply actions  

No.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Oct 3, 2011 7:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

makes me feel a little better about CJ’s performance

by matteo25 on Oct 3, 2011 8:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

It can be justified by pointing out that narratives, largely, don't exist in they way we're sold them

So that way there’s no schadenfruede.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Oct 3, 2011 7:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was just weird to feel happy about it since I loved him so much when he was here

and would have given him the 7th year to keep him here….still feeling a little bit spurned, I guess.

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 3, 2011 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was openly rooting against him last night

Not really out of spite or anything. Just as an anti-Phillies position.

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by Josh Lile on Oct 3, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh

from simmon’s game 162 running journal:

4:17 — Adrian Gonzalez grounds out to end the top of the first. Meanwhile, the Yankees have a runner on first with two outs — we have that game showing on Daniel’s iPad thanks to his MLB.TV account, which, of course, is a separate expense than his DIRECTV MLB EXTRA INNINGS in Major League Baseball’s never-ending effort to antagonize its fans. By the way, if you had explained to me as recently as 10 years ago that I’d be living in California and rooting for the Yankees on an iPad, I would have assumed that I was on the lam for a crime and doing whatever it took to survive.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 7:51 AM CDT reply actions  

The Three Musketeers looks buttass terrible

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Oct 3, 2011 7:53 AM CDT reply actions  

are you a certified movie critic?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 7:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is this a meme I'm unaware of?

Loblaw threw this at me the other day.

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by Josh Lile on Oct 3, 2011 7:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah w/ aquaman

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

clicks profile

looks at number of comments, nope, definitely not a certified movie critic.

by BHill on Oct 3, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

No.

I’ll allow this. He’s right.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Large-breasted?

Milla Jovovich is large-breasted now???

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the corsett. They always enhance.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Oct 3, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Today's Song of the Day

is a cover of one of my favorite Radiohead songs.
Vampire Weekend — Exit Music for a Film

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

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by Conjunction on Oct 3, 2011 8:25 AM CDT reply actions  

So much hate in this subthread.

I’m not a fan of Vampire Weekend, but that was a damn good cover. It’s tough to capably cover a band as creative and one-of-a-kind as Radiohead. They did their own version of the song without hurting my ears. In fact, they briefly massaged my ears That’s a noteworthy accomplishment.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

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by Conjunction on Oct 3, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

My counter

Motherfucking BILL WITHERS "Who Is He? (And What Is He To You?)

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bill Withers is always cool.

approve.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

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by Conjunction on Oct 3, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

So glad I'll actually be able to SEE a Rangers game today

Hope I still have motivation afterward to workout though.

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 8:40 AM CDT reply actions  

The Rangers game IS the workout.

Your heartrate will definitely increase during the broadcast.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, but I also need to burn some calories

Aiming to lose seven more pounds by Halloween as part of my weight-loss journey.

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

you should hop on a treadmill DURING the game

billy beane style

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Oct 3, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I do have a treadmill

But it’s not in the same room as the TV.

/FirstWorldProblems

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

If I thought I could do that without putting holes in the walls along the way, I’d consider it.

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would love to put one of those treadmills/exercise bikes that runs the power to the TV in my house.

I think that would actually motivate me to work out.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

fuck you.

i miss the first hour. second hour in the car. third hour on the flatty

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Oct 3, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Flatty?

I’ll miss the first hour in the office.

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

tv

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Oct 3, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh ... ok

I thought you were saying you’d miss the third hour for some reason.

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to miss some of the first innings

Have Poker at a friend’s house. I would just leave early enough to watch the game at his place, but he won’t be home until 7.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

hell of a sports weekend we all just had.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 8:41 AM CDT reply actions  

w00t

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

For me, it felt like getting kicked in the nuts twice, getting a BJ, and then getting kicked in the nuts again..

Rangers lose 9-0
Horned Frogs lose to SMU
Rangers win!!!!!
Cowboys blow certain win.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

same here, but insert a bama destroying florida where your tcu game is.

sorry about that by the way. shitty way to lose a game.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

We did it to ourselves.

The refs tried their best to assist SMU, but in the end, you can never blame the refs for poor secondary play and bad tackling.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

This.

I’m not going to say the Refs gave the game to SMU, but that was, without a doubt, the worst reffed game I’ve seen at Amon Carter, ever.

The back judge calls 2 separate PI’s on plays where he was 20+ yards from the play, AND tried to not throw a flag for delay of game when the SMU punt returner tried to take off after calling fair catch.

That crew had serious clown shoes on. Horrible.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

And those PIs were not PI in any football game I've ever seen in my life. Just terrible.

One of those cost us an INT. Don’t remember how the other one ended up, but I’m pretty sure it kept a drive going that ended in a TD.

But, we gave up way too many 3rd down conversions and shot ourselves in the foot with some other stupid penalties that were well-deserved.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

The first one cost us an INT, and within 2-3 plays, SMU scored a TD. The other one ended up with a SMU FG, if I remember correctly.

An aside, the only funny part about SMU rushing our field is hearing from a TCU cop that the first SMU kid to jump the railing broke his ribs on the way down. I don’t normally smile at stuff like that, but after dealing with the SMU folks in front of us for the game, fuck them.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't understand why it's so accepted that rushing the field is okay

It seems to me that it’s pretty dangerous for the players of the opposing team.

by sarnold on Oct 3, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've never liked it as a spontaneous reaction.

If there’s order to it, then that’s alright with me. When everyone rushed TCU’s field after Utah and New Mexico (clinching MW title, not beating New Mexico, lol) in 09, the admins sent out an email telling students to file to the two stairwells by the student section and to avoid the other teams players at all costs.

I remember that kid at Mizzou getting punched the hell out by the Nebraska player a few years ago.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well that's less dangerous that I had imagined

I still think holding people off the field for 5 minutes while letting the opposing team off isn’t the end of the world

by sarnold on Oct 3, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah at least 1 or 2 minutes for the handshakes is good.

Or, let the kids down to the sidelines, but not to the field itself.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Lots of getting kicked in the nuts.

Need more happiness from the Rangers.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Oct 3, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

my fantasy team ran into the buzzsaw that was aaron rodgers this weekend.

didnt help that i sat vick in favor of stafford, probably would still have a chance to win tonight.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 8:46 AM CDT reply actions  

Cutler's 2 points screwed me

But Steve Smith killed me.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did better in the pick 'em week though.

Smack dab in the middle of the pack now

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

me too. had a hell of a week in the NFL pickem, had 95 points.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

fuck fantasy.

i dominate my league last year and i am 1-3 this year.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Oct 3, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

no no no

dirkatron is beating 2 ppl, i think in 7th of 9

rentz is winning by 10+ points i think

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ravens D/ST + Nicks/Dez/Lloyd = :D :D :D

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm up by two points and we each have a receiver going in tonights game.

Mike Wallace better get some balls thrown his way and Reggie Wayne better suck.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Oct 3, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd say that's a pretty safe bet.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

i <3 insanity wolf

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 8:55 AM CDT reply actions  

4chan memes are better than reddit memes

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Oct 3, 2011 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

X

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Perry - bad move

Hunts at a place called Ni****Head

Favorite part:

Something less offensive, for example literally anything, would have played better with the coveted not-racist demographic.

by Jobu. on Oct 3, 2011 9:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Shocked I tell you

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by Josh Lile on Oct 3, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's a little unclear whether that name was still in use after the Perry's leased the land.

Seems that the report indicates that his father painted over the sign soon after leasing the land.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's the part that could go either way

I think the author is biased to want the controversy, and I think Perry would lie about that fact the moment this story broke loose, so who knows.

But fwiw, the author claims there are 7 witnesses who claimed it was left that way for awhile after ownership.

by Jobu. on Oct 3, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

I just can’t believe anyone in public office would be stupid enough to lease land with that name on it, so I’m waiting for more facts before I make any judgments.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is a political mudslinging meant to create controversy, nothing more.

Anyone who needed this to know whether or not they needed to vote for Rick Perry have enough problems finishing a coloring book, much less deciding who should run the country.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

I’ve had friends from the northeast asking me questions about Perry on a weekly basis. They don’t seem to know much about him.

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by Josh Lile on Oct 3, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

To be fair

Most places in Throckmorton are called n****r something

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

saw Moneyball this weekend.

bad to the bone

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Oct 3, 2011 9:06 AM CDT reply actions  

Is that a good or bad thing?

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan

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by Conjunction on Oct 3, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I accidentally left the sprinkler on from 9pm last night until 6 am

and I didn’t fall asleep until 5 this morning. Ugh. Looking forward to the weekend, you guys.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 9:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Under water restrictions?

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Oct 3, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

He is now

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by Josh Lile on Oct 3, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

no

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

The bridesmaid dress I'll be wearing next month arrived this weekend

I’m gonna look smokin’ hot.

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 9:10 AM CDT reply actions  

oh my

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Oct 3, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

word?!?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here

is a grainy, cellphone pic of me wearing the dress (with no makeup on and bad hair)

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

word indeed

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Also

Since the maid of honor and matron of honor both threw fits about the bride making the bachelorette weekend all about her (how dare she, right?) and have said they don’t want to be in the wedding anymore, I might be the maid of honor now. Yay?

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

wow

chicks can be nuts

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

What's the matron of honor?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maids of Honor are supposed to be unmarried by tradition

But people just use Matron of Honor as a way to have co-Maids of Honor. A Matron of Honor is typically at least a little older.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Matron of honor is usually married

I think they’re both the same age though.

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

What a weird reason to want to back out of a wedding.

I mean, unless “the bride making it all about herself” means causing some physical harm to those two people, I can’t think of a reason why the bachelorette party would cause that. Don’t you usually pick your best friends/siblings for the “__” of honor positions?

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

The bride is an only child, so she has no siblings

Although she and I are like sisters. The maid and matron of honor supposedly were her best friends, but they really aren’t acting like it right now.

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Weddings are breeding grounds for drama.

Are the maid and matron married? (not to each other) Sometimes you get catty behavior from people who are jealous/sad/angry that it’s not them at the altar.

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by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Matron of honor is married, but not happily

Maid of honor is not married. But apparently this kind of drama is not new.

-- Micah

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by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

One of those Mormon fundamentalist weddings, eh?

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by RCCook on Oct 3, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lions coach?

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by Josh Lile on Oct 3, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh.

The extent of me following the NFL is finding out if my friends who are Cowboys fans are pissed or not on a Monday and keeping up with some former GT players. I didn’t even know who Ryan was until I saw people laughing at his quotes on Saturday.

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Were they laughing at the pinup on his playsheet?

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by Josh Lile on Oct 3, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

So I went on the Franconia brewery tour on Saturday

And I am still unimpressed with Franconia’s product (although I appreciate their process and I have a lot of respect for their founder and brewmaster).

But the beer still sucks a little bit.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Oct 3, 2011 9:17 AM CDT reply actions  

I appreciate the drinkability of the lager

I think the microbrew movement has come to be identified with hoptasticness, which I love, but Franconia seems to be targeting a less challenging flavor profile. Which is to say, yes, I agree that it can be a little tame at time, but I still like the beer.

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by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Plus the variation between batches is huge

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Oct 3, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is true

Which is also why I’ve come to appreciate session beers (usually under 5%)

by Witt(less) on Oct 3, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't care for the Hef at all.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

put up the alabama game on SEC on-demand, SEC. do it now.

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- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 9:29 AM CDT reply actions  

They sued a place called Knockers

in Abilene back in the day

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by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

ugh

I hope that restaurant imported chicks from a different city.

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"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lots of CJC chicks

and locals. No ACU, HSU, or McM ladies

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if ACU deans trolled the parking lot writing down tag numbers to cars that had ACU parking stickers

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"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know they do that at bars.

I had friends get in trouble for it.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I believe they were "told" to stop doing that by Abilene city councilfolks (or so the rumors say) around the time I graduated

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"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

even though I slept for about 2 hours last night

my wife has insisted she needs a nap worse than I do. So I have to watch the baby this morning and pick our kid up from school.

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"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 9:49 AM CDT reply actions  

I will get to watch the entire game today

I’m “working” at the movie theater

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"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know winning and losing matters, obviously

But it’s funny to me that a team like Baylor can go to KSU, lose by one in a gutwrenching fashion, and suddenly become worse than so many other teams in the rankings.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

TCU, your big win, also lost to a shitty team.

Who have you beaten who is worth a shit?

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"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey.

Way to not address the point at all and try to start a fight.

Nobody said anything to you.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

you have to pay the Troll Toll

if you want to get that boy’s hole

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"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Texas Tech is 4-0 and is out of the Top 25 because we haven't beaten anybody worth a damn (although Nevada is probably going to win 8 games).

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

FSW this past week

and CBS college sports (I think I know I watched it) against Nevada

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

New Mexico game was Versus, Nevada game was on FCN (isn't that a Fox off-shoot of some sort?) and Kansas

game was the FSSW Game of the Week.

We’re on FX this week v A&M. Win that game and we’ll be in the Top 20.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am not sure what beating A&M will do for any rankings

since they have shat themselves.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

If A&M gets up big in that game

And then Tech starts to come back … I don’t even know what I will do.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I will celebrate

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

It would be more than that, though.

Can it happen three times in a row? Do you think A&M’s players feel safe with any lead of any size?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

A&M up 52-10 at halftime, for example

Do any of them think in the lockerroom “well it’s only six touchdowns…?”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know what I'd prefer

An Aggie bed shitting, even if it means Josey going Vince McMahon triumph walk in the CFB thread, or Josey having to explain losing to Aggie.

I guess either way, everyone wins?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure which I choose, either.

I will ponder this.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not hard.

Vince McMahon is only McMahon because people continue to watch and engage him.

If everyone goes about their business, the WWE no longer exists.

Comprende’?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Oct 3, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would have to be 35 points +.

I need something epic to really burst some blood vessels in College Station.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I kind of expect it

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

We're catching A&M at the perfect time

because they’re still perceived as a Top 25 team.

As it is, we’re one of the few major undefeated teams out of the Top 25.

A Tech win over A&M puts us around 20 and a win over KState would move us up to 15 or so.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am not confident at all in us beating A&M

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

after games of both teams the last couple weeks,

if Tech can keep it close through the first half, I’ll feel really good about the third quarter. But as bad as aTm has been against the pass, Tech is equally bad against the run

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know what to make of the Kansas game...we played

like shit but still won 45-34. We had a td called back and we were also knocking on the door at the end of the game but Kansas also skulled a couple of red zone chances.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think it will come down to turnover

the one game we didn’t force any was against nevada, and we didn’t stop them nearly well enough… too much ‘bend don’t break’ defense

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

TJ, I don't know what we are just yet and Tuberville is on probation with me.

Our defense is not good but we do have a ton of young skill players.

That said, you know how we get it up to play A&M no matter the venue but especially in Lubbock. The game will be at night so the crowd will be properly lubricated. We’re a home dog and have almost always played above our ability in these situations. A&M is in full crisis mode and can’t be dripping with confidence.

Most importantly, Taylor Potts won’t be on the field.

I understand the hesitation but I really like our chances.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like our chances against anyone in Lubbock

I also think we can come back from almost any deficit. I just worry that in one game we will just suck the whole time.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

A good coach with lots of talent will kill us...we're going

to bent over the kitchen sink in Norman but Sherman is a fucking idiot (purple muu muu anybody?) and his team is in full crisis mode right now.

The Gaggies (I love that they’ve been glossed with that new name by the interwebs) spilled the bucket the last two weekends and had very poor results. Tech cannot be cocky after barely escaping Nevada and playing so poorly against Kansas.

I think we’re teed up to play very well this Saturday.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Tech loses to A&M, Tubbs is falling off the fence with me.

I wasn’t a big fan of his signing and see nothing out of this amazing defensive presence he is supposed to be bringing.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Oct 3, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

amazing defensive presence?

i guess you’re seeing something I’m not. I love him as recruiter, but the new DC still needs some time with the yungins. and Tubbs realllly needs to let the OC take the reigns

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a young team with growing pains.

The offensive talent we have is amazing especially when you realize how young this team is.

A lot of things bothered me about Saturday but nothing more than the what, 17-18 penalties.

Tuberville is still on probation with me. Yes, he was a first year coach facing a major, major culture switch but last year’s team should have won 10 games and choosing Potts over Sheffield was inexcusable.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

shoulda started Doege all last year

but I don’t think Tubbs will ever be comfortable with the ’pass to set up the run" concept. It shows in his focus on RB recruiting the last year.

And the penalties were just ridiculous, but some of that was just bad officiating

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tubbs taking over this team and not completely rehauling it was the mistake.

He was put in a bad spot. If he re-vamped everything and they didn’t have a good season last year (or this year) he would be blamed for screwing up a good thing that Leach had in place.

If he keeps things the way they are, pass happy, then he is running a show that he is not very comfortable with. He was not the man to take over this school’s football team.

There needed to be either a sacrificial lamb coach, which would go away from the “Air-Raid” offense to setup the real coach, or there needed to be someone brought in to continue with the Leach offensive theme.

All this was brought on by the handling of the football program by the BoR. The entire episode has me embarrassed to be associated with Tech.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Oct 3, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

that last part is too true

and let’s not leave out blame for overpowering boosters

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Winning is the great deodorant.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think aTm is clearly a better team than tech

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

They're bigger, faster, and more experienced than Tech

but recently I’m not inclined to think their experience means so much

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

You also thought Texas Tech would have nothing but shitty

recruiting classes after Leach left and they ended up with their 2 best recruiting classes ever.

You should probably stop thinking about Tech and concentrating more on the big Austin College game this weekend with motherfucking Millsaps.

Millsaps!!!!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

i think it is funny you know who AC is playing

because to be honest i have not looked at an AC football schedule since my freshman year of college (2004)

lets hear in any way how TT is better than aTm…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I found this hilarious as well.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

hey we had a guy who had some NFL tryouts at kicker

dude was a hoss

granted he also punted about 10x a game.

FYI, its hard to recruit players at D3 level

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

According to the website, Austin College was 0-4 going

into the big tilt with …ahem….something called Birmingham-Southern but the website hasn’t updated how that game went.

Do those stupid sumbitches know it’s Monday?

Millsaps!!!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

They're the Kangaroos?

This is the gift that keeps on giving.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

you just now found this out?

notsureifserious.gif

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i doubt we won

d3 + hard ish to get into = horribad football team

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

No wonder you have so many UT t-shirts, caps, socks, gym shorts.

Your alma mater sucks dick on the gridiron and is nicknamed the Kangaroos.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes it is not good at fooball

i have never said it was.

but what is funny is that AC has more football national championships than TT…

i actually own exactly:
2 tshirts
1 cap
0 socks
0 gym shorts

of texas gear

just so that you have the accounting correct.

we actually used to have a kangaroo on campus, believe it or not.

anyway, hate on the roo are better than the “red raiders” anyway

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

quit falling for it

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think it is funny

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha.jpeg

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

dealwithit.gif

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah the Nevada game was what I meant by "not-regular" TV.

It’s in that “Fox College Sports” package that I don’t bother to get. I was out of town this weekend so didn’t know they were on FSSW.

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like the FCS package

I get to see a lot of college football and basketball games that I wouldn’t otherwise.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

You've beaten Texas State, New Mexico (possibly the worst D1 football program outside of Memphis)

Squeaked by Nevada (in a game that, if it involved someone else’s favorite team, you would NEVER, EVER let them forget), and were down double-digits to Kansas before coming back.

Are you honestly saying you think you should be ranked?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

it begins

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know, and it was exactly what he wanted to have happen.

Shouldn’t have gone there because the conversation cannot possible turn out positively.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

kind of like me trolling the shit out of FP Saturday night on twitter

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

What's happening to Texas A&M right now is beyond my wildest dreams....

and now it’s up to Texas Tech to kick them in the nuts.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Before he told me to stop harrassing him and to fuck off.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

he gets so mad

it was a giggle from me on that one

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

They should probably be around 25 even with the terribad schedule. Which isn't far off from where they are.

The Nevada game is a red flag, though. But I’d still kick out FSU and A&M for starters. Too early for two loss teams.

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have no problem where we are right now...if we take care of A&M we'll

move up and the same thing will happen if we beat KState.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm more upset...(not really mad)

that UT gets credit for beating some teams who aren’t exactly worldbeaters either and jumps all the way to #10

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Longhorn Network influence continues

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

BYU sucks...they got beat by Shit-Hole Utah 54-10 and barely beat Utah State.

Texas had to rally at home to beat BYU by one freaking point.

Texas beat Iowa State…that’s not a lot different than beating Kansas.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Iowa State did beat Iowa

that alone makes them “Not Kansas”.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

#truth

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

xx

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Finally watched Black Swan

That movie has everything…

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 10:05 AM CDT reply actions  

aside from one of the best sex scenes ever,

it actually was a pretty damn good movie.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was fantastic

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

what a sports weekend... i literally cant deal w sports emotions anymore.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 10:08 AM CDT reply actions  

i bet you slept all of sunday, didnt you.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

i was pretty tired.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

were you in Lot M before Friday's game?

I was hustling to get into the ballpark. You were on your phone, possibly macking.

by Schoolly_D on Oct 3, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

"macking?"

did you guys go to a game in 1998?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

having kids makes it easier

I have a never-ending list of shit to do at all times, so I don’t have time to sit around moping

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

After the Cowboys game I had to take a sports break for a few hours

I went and played with the baby

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

we left with about 4 min left in the 4th quarter

because we had tickets to ride on Thomas the Train. Came back and watched the end that I DVR’d

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can we get input on this from our resident Horns

What makes you think you can beat OU this weekend? I’m seeing/hearing a lot of extremely positive chatter from your fanbase.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:12 AM CDT reply actions  

And you said...

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bet?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

Something minor, since I like you.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

do like one of those "Governor's Bets" where each one offers up something uinique from where they're from

If OU wins, Closure gives Aqua a bees nest
If Texas Wins, Aqua gives Closure…uh…something equally lame from Tyler.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tyler is known for roses.

But I’m not sending Closure flowers.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

well, I'm no college football expert or anything

and I’ve watched about 2 quarters of CFB so far, but it seems as though I’ve been told that this is one of those games where you throw out the record books.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

OU is a well oiled machine right now, albeit the defense is suspect in the secondary.

I got some UT shirt fan friends who have been giving me shit non-stop since Saturday. I would like for OU to bring them back down to Earth. Hard.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

maybe you didn't understand me

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE GAMES WHERE YOU THROW OUT THE RECORD BOOKS!!!!!

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I never once mentioned records.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Max

THIS IS ONE OF THOSE GAMES WHERE YOU THROW OUT THE RECORD BOOKS!!!

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

x

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

You never know what's going to happen in that game

Most years, each team walks in with a chance to win, odds be damned. I think Texas will be in the game, but I don’t know if they’ll win.

by chief on Oct 3, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

it was a close game last year, if I recall correctly

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

as a Texas fan

i dont THINK they will win, but i dont think it is a tiny chance. nto that i think it is anywhere near 50/50 — but if the ground game can get going there is a chance…

(i dont think they win, let me say that again)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

+rivalry game

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Millsaps....give me a breakdown of both sides of the ball.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

xx

i dont really follow D3 football. hate to break this to you but very few people that are not players/related to players actually do…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's right...you follow Daddy's school.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

XX

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

My buddy the packrat has taken to calling himself a 'picker'.

No dude, you’re still a packrat until you actually sell one of those old bikes you’re collecting.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 10:13 AM CDT reply actions  

oh chit

didn’t realize or I certainly would have as well. Just happened to look up and saw bspate and the wittlesses two spots over. Also high-fived matchst1ck in the concourse later.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

a&m got beat by 2 kids. #33 and # 4.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 10:16 AM CDT reply actions  

Eww.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is Mike the Grate here?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:22 AM CDT reply actions  

Yes. Why?

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Remember that case I was telling you about with the cross MSJs?

4 more filed in that case this morning, including one by the Plaintiffs.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome. Will it prevent you from enjoying the game today?

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Those four won't, since they were just filed Friday

But now every defendant in the case is represented in a MSJ, as are the Plaintiffs themselves. You don’t normally see this in a bankruptcy court.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

are you two wearing white suits with bolo ties?

that’s what I dress like if I was a’ lawyerin’

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Normally I go straight seersucker.

Today it’s khakis and a button-down, but I’m the only one in the office.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

x

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

My role model.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mostly slacks and button-down shirts.

Jeans and polos on Fridays. Suits are only for when the clients are in the office, or I am going to theirs.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

My judge has a thing about ties.

If he’s going to be in the office, I wear a tie pretty much every day. I only wear suits when we have court, though, or we are riding the docket.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like the idea of ties.

In execution, not a huge fan.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

I LOVE hearing amateur QB coaches on The Ticket

“his mechanics were TURRIBLE on that throw to Witten”

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:27 AM CDT reply actions  

I've never listened to The Ticket in my life.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like it when they don't talk sports

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I only listen to Norm once in a blue moon

I prefer the fart jokes and whatnot.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Farts are funny.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

True statement

or truest statement?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have briefly

and do at times when I am in other people’s cars. They just annoy me.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

So

my father in law was talking to me about his time in Vietnam last night. And he gets to the Tet Offensive and says that he’d never been more scared in his life. My wife’s niece doesn’t even look up from her cellphone and says “Shut up, grandpa. Nobody cares.”

Is it legal to shoot this person?

by Axe Em Rangers on Oct 3, 2011 10:28 AM CDT reply actions  

I seriously would've slapped her across the mouth as hard as I could

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I read this before the post you replied to

And thought—ass hole.

Nope, you’re right.

by Jobu. on Oct 3, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think my brain could stop my hand from such an instantaneous reaction

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

It took place in Nineteen Tickety-Two.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I had an onion tied to my belt

which was the style at the time

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have never been more furious in my life.

But I got the “please don’t” from my mother in law.

by Axe Em Rangers on Oct 3, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Legal

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

12 months past legal in good ol' Oklahoma

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my God.

Powerbomb her through a table.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

You should have ignored your mother-in-law.....

Teenage angst I can take….disrespect is never acceptable…..

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 3, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wat.

Like legit said it, or joking tone?

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

No jury would convict you.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

We'll voir dire them out.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would have taken her phone...

smashed it on the ground and then turned to her and said shut up, insert ‘whatever the dumb bitches name is’. Nobody cares.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Oct 3, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

this one actuall works here:

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

ive stayed off LSB since friday.. how epic was the meltdown friday?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 10:32 AM CDT reply actions  

I didn't see it either

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was pretty bad

A lot of, “this series is over” talk.

A lot like your normal GDT, but on steroids

by Jobu. on Oct 3, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Which carried on into game 2 until the bats woke up.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 3, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

THIS TEAM IS FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK

THIS SERIES IS OVER, GOODBYE MLB PLAYOFFS, HELLO SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I saw a bit of that on Twitter on Saturday night

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know at the game I got drunk

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

me too man.. i also peed on future pants

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

not really. but i was close

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

At least you didn't pee in him

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's how people end up pregnant.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good work.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I got pretty hammered as well. About the fourth or fifth inning I wandered away from my seats and came back with two 24 oz beers.

I was going to give one to my friend, but he wasn’t back to the seats yet. So it looked like I was double-fisting the equivalent of four beers.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

worley

your twitter pic link of Kari’s mask isn’t a good link. I’d tweet you, but you don’t seem to think it’s important to follow me…..

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 10:36 AM CDT reply actions  

went to twisted root friday.. my insides have been F'd up ever since. probably the buffalo sauce.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 10:40 AM CDT reply actions  

25-3 in second half

AND THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T FLY THE CHILEAN FLAG

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

That one guy in white stands out like a sore thumb

Almost as much as if he were straight.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Whole lot of really loose elbows in this picture.

Clean that shit up.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fuckin miners…THUR TAKIN ARRR JOBZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Found out this morning that the Occupy Wall Street folks are coming to Dallas.

They are setting up shop on Thursday over at the Fed in Uptown and will probably disrupt my commute. Thanks alot, jackholes.

For a refresher, this is a gallery of who they are: http://gothamist.com/2011/10/01/photos_wall_street_occupiers.php#photo-1

I do find it difficult to argue with this protester though…

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 10:43 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

That guy knows what's up.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

As cogent a statement of current affairs as I've seen, to be sure.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

like this dude

Photobucket

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like that guy could be a GDT fixture in losing efforts.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

You going to rough up some hippies?

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like if TideNTexas and Micahel Keaton mated.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Oct 3, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's a hell of a catch for you, TNT.

Congratulations.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

When the rooster crows at the break of dawn

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 10:46 AM CDT reply actions  

x

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2044588/Queen-obsessive-Robert-Moores-body-lay-100-yards-Buckingham-Palace-3-YEARS.html

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:51 AM CDT reply actions  

That has to be the weirdest story I read today.

Kind of sad.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

what the shit?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Oct 3, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

100, not 300*.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

600 pages??!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

wait

havent we done this before?

is this a fucking meme? i swear to god I have read this shit before

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Oct 3, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Baylor vs. A&M will be on FX on 10/15 at 11 AM.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Right after an Archer re-run.

Which is okay with me.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

DVR backlog: all three new Archers ...

… 2x NBC Thursday comedies, 2x Breaking Bad …

by Schoolly_D on Oct 3, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm starting over on Archer, and am in the middle of season 2 right now.

It’s amazing.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Archers are awesome

Patrick Warburton and David Cross.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've got a Sunny in backlog as well.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

At A&M? I thought that was originally scheduled as a 230 ABC game, no?

I wonder if Tech gets the KState game on FSSW in the morning? Hope not, much rather play them at night and see Iowa State play Mizzou in the am.

OKie State plays Texas that day so that’s going to be the prime time game…wonder what time OU will play Kansas?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

And if I'm a Baylor Bears fan, I'd think you'd be rooting for Tech this weekend.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

It had not been scheduled yet for any time slot.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just saw Tech / KState is 6pm on FSN.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

both teams are irrelevant.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Watching A&M doing what they're doing is most entertaining. SEC! SEC! SEC!

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

You really wanna go to the SEC?

Don’t know about that, Tiger.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

The first choice is the Big Ten, but if they don't invite us the SEC is the next best choice.

I don’t buy the long term viability of the Big XII so I would leave if they had an option.

Stoops is my daddy!

OU 38-28

by mizzou918 on Oct 3, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Even with the agreement to grant rights to the conference?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

They are not the only conference to grant rights.

Are the others “forcing teams to stick around?”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not aware of the circumstances under which they developed those agreements

but I’d be surprised if they were as chaotic and selfish as the circumstances the Big 12-2-1 schools saw the last 6 weeks

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Perhaps.

But that doesn’t mean the decision to grant rights comes from the same animosity. Legally, it’s a very strong statement of unity, not of coercion.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

The animosity is what makes this conference tick.

We hate each other and it’s personal.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

because that doesnt happen in any other CFB conference...

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think the level of administrative hatred is greater in the Big XII than others

Ohio St and Michigan athletics hate the hell out of each other, for sure. But I’m not sure their administrations actually care about the rivalry, unlike A&M’s apparently does.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have a friend who went to Ohio State and they all root for

each other in post-season play to do well.

I would rather have stuck an ice pick in my eye while giving Sinead O’Connor the difficult brown than see A&M beat Arkansas this past weekend or last year for that matter.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Most other conferences don't have multiple schools in the same state.

The Pac12 does, but who cares about the Pac12?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

good, but i'm not sure what argument you're making by mentioning that

California and Texas are easily the only two state who could actually pull it off, maybe Florida…

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's kinda the point.

You have four schools in Texas that play each other in everything, recruit against each other constantly, and jockey for position in conference standings that are sometimes based solely on how the other teams in that state perform. It leads to a situation where what is often in my best interest as a fan of another Texas school is to see your Texas school fail.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are we not just talking about fans here?

The Texas-Texas A&M dynamic aside, I don’t think our administrations actually hate each other all that much.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought we were specifically talking about administrations.

The post that this subthread started from:

I think the level of administrative hatred is greater in the Big XII than others

Ohio St and Michigan athletics hate the hell out of each other, for sure. But I’m not sure their administrations actually care about the rivalry, unlike A&M’s apparently does.

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was taking the subthread from
I have a friend who went to Ohio State and they all root for
each other in post-season play to do well.

I would rather have stuck an ice pick in my eye while giving Sinead O’Connor the difficult brown than see A&M beat Arkansas this past weekend or last year for that matter.

And,

it does seem other conferences take much more pride in the conference as a whole than the Big 12-2-1 does

except for the big east

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Tech AD says the OU guy was practically his mentor

and I’m sure the Tech chancellor has a ton of ties at UT, mostly due his political aspirations. So i’m positive they don’t hate each other. I’m more concerned that the alignments between the guys in charge are more based on their own agendas, rather the betterment of the Big 12-2-1 through each others contributions and sacrifices

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think equal revenue sharing can seriously affect that.

In an equal system where all schools get the same amount of money, it is in the best interest of all schools for all schools to do well. The better bowl Tech goes to, the more money Baylor makes and vice versa. In that situation, I might root for Tech to do well, Josey aside, when they’re not playing Baylor.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the only bowl difference would be if we get a 2nd BCS bid in a year

other than that, I doubt we’d have too many problems filling our bowl slots.

and true, I don’t even like seeing Josey on here ‘bragging’ about Tech….

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know how Baylor feels but

Tech has a deep personal hatred for A&M.

There’s a statue on the campus of Will Rogers and the horse’s ass was positioned towards College Station – that says it all.

With Texas, it’s different because we seem to get along with them off the field and we don’t have issues about them casting a shadow over the state.

It’s a great school, a national program…the true big dog in the area with money, tradition and carte blanch to do whatever the fuck they need to do to get recruits…that’s just the way it is so why worry about it?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

"that’s just the way it is so why worry about it?"

For the same reason that you shouldn’t be happy with the Rangers only making the playoffs a couple of times per decade and not having any WS titles.

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

xx
With Texas, it’s different because we seem to get along with them off the field and we don’t have issues about them casting a shadow over the state.

mainly because TT is nowhere near that “shadow”

idk if TT is even in the shadow of aTm to be honest…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm very interested to see how that dynamic plays out

with aTm leaving the conference. While it would never quite rival the ut-atm hate, Tech may have a serious chance to make some big strides

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think going to the SEC is going

to really hurt A&M long term in recruiting.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even if you just restrict it to fans,

I don’t think this is a particularly unique dynamic.

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indiana could

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

'Fraid you're gonna have to go ahead and stop pursuing ND.

You don’t want to upset the stability of your conference with yet another team from the state.

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not what I said.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

After that beatdown on Saturday

I’m not sure I want to pursue ND…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what difference that makes.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Pac 12 has some serious hatred within Cali

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's practicing his skin flute fingering skills

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

When I lived there...the USC/UCLA hatred

was off the charts.

USC / Stanford really dislike each other as well and the Cal / Stanford rivalry is also huge and hate-filled.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

When Oklahoma kicked our ass in 2008, I wanted them

to STBF that year when they played Florida.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was in Norman for that one

it was bad

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

what, pray tell, is "the difficult brown?"

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

What you did to that meth head in the back of your squad car Saturday night.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I sat in the parking lot of a church or 5 hours Saturday

when I put the Chappelle Show DVD on the player, all these kids ran up to my car wanting to watch the show…I told them to scram

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sinead O'Connor said she's not seeing the high hard one any more.

She was ranting about her sex life and said any prospective she has better give her anal or as she called it “the difficult brown.”

“I’ve been repeatedly asked will I ‘do anal sex’. Let me make it very clear.. Any man I contemplate has to be into anal sex.. It was a family paper so they wudnt have printed it but let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I ‘do anal’ and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if ‘doing anal’ wasn’t on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don’t like ‘the difficult brown’.. Don’t apply… I’ve had reasonable complaints from lesbians that they have been excluded. "

http://www.thesuperficial.com/sinead-oconnor-horny-blog-anal-sex-08-2011

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember most of that from E-News a few weeks ago

but must’ve missed that part. Gross.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Difficult brown" is funny.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to start using that

the default term up here is “up the bobo” which I do not find all that funny. We used to have a crusty old evidence tech that was buried in the closet after being a pretty good detective that pissed off the wrong people..this term is usually attributed to him when he told someone from the DA’s office that “it isn’t really rape unless they get done up the bobo.”

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think we're stuck with each other.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

TRUST IN DIRK
swish41 Dirk Nowitzki
Dear tony romo. Don’t worry abt all the critics. I heard that same garbage for a long time. Keep working hard and keep improving.

I like steak.

by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 3, 2011 11:06 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

except his career is almost over.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

whose?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Oct 3, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

right

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Breaking Bad Fans

OH SHIT

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's on.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

AD Fans

LINK

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Oct 3, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dexter

My favorite line from last night: “Stop talking, Dexter.”

And Breaking Bad. It’s so on. Walt & Jesse vs. The Chicken Man. Yeah, science!

"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."

by RCCook on Oct 3, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

That girl was so hnnnngh.

Really enjoyed the episode.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Warden's kids should have left well enough alone.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I bet Red slaughtered them bastards

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Drew Pearson is on the radio basically saying that baseball and basketball

aren’t real sports.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 11:27 AM CDT reply actions  

He had a great afro back in the day.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

He did. He can be a snooty jackass at times though.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

We're supposedly in a teensy little shooting war with the Pakistanis now, according to reports.

Nothing may come of it, but if something did, it would be our first armed conflict with a nuclear state.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 11:52 AM CDT reply actions  

Haven't we been shooting missiles into Pakistan for months now?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sure, but not at the Pakistani military.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hm.

I wonder what the US would do if Mexico started shooting across the border, aimed not at the US military or US citizens, but the Mexican drug cartels operating on the US side.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure we would consider that an act of war.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

bullets come across from the south all the time

from what I understand.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

This will not end particularly well.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

*That was armed at the time we were in conflict with them.

Just to dispel any corrections of “WHAT ABOUT NORTH KOREA WHEN WE FOUGHT THEM IN THE FIFTIES, JACKASS.”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

The guys in the picture attached to this article seem oddly pro-American.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/2011/10/us-confirms-attacks-pakistani-military-units

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

So, dudes who like roots country/americana/indie/etc.

South of Lincoln. It is really, really good stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr-h8uXIEzk

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 11:59 AM CDT reply actions  

is this the new "what kind of a porno are we talking about" meme?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

.
Dallas/Fort Worth (DFW) Police Scanner
FROM THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE – CIVIL EMERGENCY
PEOPLE IN THE AREA OF HIGHWAY 287 AND INTERSTATE 35 EAST IN
WAXAHACHIE SHOULD EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY DUE TO A LARGE CHEMICAL
PLANT FIRE. IN PARTICULAR…RESIDENTS OF THE SOLON PLACE
APARTMENTS AND PEOPLE AT WEDGEWORTH ELEMENTARY AND NAVARRO COLLEGE ARE ADVISED TO EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY.

by octoberty on Oct 3, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.
The fire moved so quickly, it engulfed a fire truck at the scene as firefighters nearby battled the blaze. The blaze ate away at the truck, leaving only the frame visible inside the ball of fire.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

what in the hell?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's the pic.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy shitballs

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

You said it

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shitballs-o-fire

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in Midlothian

Should I go somewhere? Do we know which way the smoke is blowing?

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 12:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus
taylordson Taylor Johnson
 by budkennedy
85 people were working at the plant. They are all missing. The air might be toxic. The fire is still spreading.

I like steak.

by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 3, 2011 12:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I just heard that people were evacuated.

I don’t think this tweet is accurate.

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

as someone who technically works in the field (or near the field, I suppose) of Emergency Management

this kind of thing scares me the most. It’s a close 2nd to terrorist attack

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

im going to drive to waxahachie and save everyone like superhero loblaw.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

u werent working for OKC police during the federal bombing were you?

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

I was only 15 when that happened.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

do you want to talk about it

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm good

apparently it was a pretty horrific scene

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

go eat at cheevers for lunch.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

15?

Not sure why, but I thought we were closer in age than that.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Oct 3, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

because I'm so mature sounding on here

fart

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea

I’m sure that’s it.

Wise beyond your years.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Oct 3, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

penis

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dallas Fire and HazMat are headed down there.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Live video here.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Massive-Industrial-Fire-Burns-in-Waxahachie-130982093.html

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

So apparently the AD pre-movie miniseries

will be on either Showtime or Netflix.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 12:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I read about that this morning

I’ll believe it when I see it though. They’ve been cockteasing us with that movie for 5 years.

by chief on Oct 3, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOOOO

I’m not paying.

Stoops is my daddy!

OU 38-28

by mizzou918 on Oct 3, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

This season is the first time any ACC team has been 5-0 since 2007 (BC started 8-0).

VT’s only done it once in the ACC. Silly gobblers and their early-season losses.

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 12:39 PM CDT reply actions  

There's two teams undefeated, right?

What were your expectations for this season?

I like steak.

by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 3, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

You expect the Hokies to go 8-5?!

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm always worried about the GT game

And BC, too.

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is 2007 on that list?

The computers did love VT, but I don’t know that the human pollsters would’ve gotten over that LSU score.

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

There were a couple of years where they had a perfect record going into the BC game, only to lose heartbreakers.

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah.

I don’t have much pre-ACC VT history knowledge.

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grrrrr

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well one of those early season losses was to LSU

But yeah. You have a point

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well even that one was more embarrasing than it should've been.

Boise/Bama was ok. And personally I think GT was ok in 2006. Others may disagree.

But ECU/JMU?

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That was the point I was conceding. Sheepishly.

Do they get any credit for then winning their next 11?

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually,

before looking at the recent records I was remembering more bad-to-medium early-season losses and fewer really good ones.

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

so

when Apple launches the new iPhone, should I get that one for $200 or should I get a 4 for (likely) $100ish?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 12:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Blackberry

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

lolz

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I <3 mine

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do too. I got a last-gen Torch and I really enjoy it.

Of course, I was upgrading from a dumbphone, so anything with a large screen and internet access was going to wow me.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

It will go nice

with your laser discs and BetaMaxes come next year when RIM stops… existing.

Note: I almost said “Laser dicks”

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they existed, laser dicks would never go out of style.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

laser cats

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

i really cant wait to see how QNX impacts the OS

i would jump back to a BB in a heartbeat if they didnt make phones that were 1+ generations behind the tech of, well, everyone else.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

why would you ever trust RIM with your telecom needs?

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because they have a device that has worked consistently for me for a long period of time

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

good luck with that moving forward.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

You underestimate how much RIM is present in a business setting...

I prefer it over the iPhone. I hate only touch screens. E-mailing and texting on pure touchscreens is ridiculously inefficient.

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

im not saying anything right now about RIMs presence in the business setting.

but more and more people are giving up their blackberry’s for iphones and even android phones because of RIMs ineptitude. that company is practically ripping itself apart from the inside. they refuse to innovate their products and are getting rather outdated.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah for business

ohhhh yeah.

BB is huge there

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want the new Bold 9900

http://us.blackberry.com/smartphones/blackberry-bold-9900-9930/

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love the phone, not a huge fan of Sprint though

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

goddamn it people

two choices: iPhone4 or the iPhone5.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Knowing nothing about the 5, I'd say go for the 4.

Everybody I know loves theirs, and if it’s half-price…

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

the rumors about the 5

8 megapixel camera
some fancy doo-dad processor
slightly different shape

I use my phone for calls, checking emails on 2 accounts, twitter, FB and fucking off. My POS 3G won’t let me watch streaming videos from Netflix or HBOGo, so I want to be able to do that. But that’s pretty much it. I think the prudent thing to do is get a 4 and save the cash, right?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could use my cell phone camera to collect pics for work

the DA won’t accept anything less than 6 megapixels, so we’ve always had to go back to the damn station and get a camera, which isn’t practical sometimes. Hmmm…

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't they then hold you phone as evidence?

That’s why we don’t use our cell phone cameras for anything important.

by Witt(less) on Oct 3, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they've decided that as long as you email the pics to the prop & evidence department, you're cool

most of the time I’d wait for the real camera, but there are times when it’s hard to wait (I was working a self inficted gsw to the head but still alive once…we weren’t sure at first if it was attempted suicide or an attempted murder, so we wanted pics, but EMS selfishly wanted to cart him away before the camera got there, so we took a shitload of terrible cell phone pics…turns out we didn’t really need them. That’s a case where I would want a decent cell phone camera just in case

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is amazing to me.

They just allow you to email pics as evidence? When how good people are at Photoshop these days?

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would only take call pics in a very last-ditch effort

as in “take some kind of a picture now or get no pictures at all” kind of a scenario.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking about the logistics of digital photography in general being used as evidence.

Memory cards, copied files…the chain of evidence on those has to have extremely tight controls, right?

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

usually

we take pics on one of the cameras designated for patrol use. Then, first thing in the morning, our Prop/Evidence guy downloads the pictures from the day before.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Word.

That’s what I figured.

Who knows what them LAPD boys are up to, amiright?

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not necessary.

you can move your digital images to another format so it is not the camera, but the image. “Is this photo a fair and accurate depiction of x?”

"Say, you don't think there's any way I can get that quarter
From underneath your pointy boot, do ya?"

by Scruffy Nurfherder on Oct 3, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

done that with text messages

sometimes it is hard to save text messages, so we take pictures of them and use the pictures. It is obviously a lower quality.

"Say, you don't think there's any way I can get that quarter
From underneath your pointy boot, do ya?"

by Scruffy Nurfherder on Oct 3, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you police?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU A COP?

YOU GOTTA TELL ME IF YOU’RE A COP.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know that doesn't work...

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. Let me put a condom on my big rubber penis.

"Say, you don't think there's any way I can get that quarter
From underneath your pointy boot, do ya?"

by Scruffy Nurfherder on Oct 3, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Let me put a condom on my big rubber penis."

shit just got real

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

link

Warning, not to a new page. Open as a new page.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2039763/Prostitute-Christina-Vavra-duped-police-officer-using-rubber-penis.html

"Say, you don't think there's any way I can get that quarter
From underneath your pointy boot, do ya?"

by Scruffy Nurfherder on Oct 3, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually

when you just list a URL, it automatically opens in a new tab.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

while it may be technically possible...

my sweetie doesn’t actually know HOW.

"Say, you don't think there's any way I can get that quarter
From underneath your pointy boot, do ya?"

by Scruffy Nurfherder on Oct 3, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the way popo go

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

to get your dildo sucked on by some crankster?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

You pull out your fake dong and she sucks on it.

After sucking on it, then you ask her how much.

Then you call the cops.

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's define entrapment...

Was the fake rubber penis so pretty that any normal woman would have bitten down on that thang?

"Say, you don't think there's any way I can get that quarter
From underneath your pointy boot, do ya?"

by Scruffy Nurfherder on Oct 3, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

why didn't McNulty do this when they busted the brothel in season 2?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

hard drinking all night

solving crimes all day. he’s a badass.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

He saw a possum?

And that is why he hit the brakes? Really? Come on. You know she gave his balls a little squeeze.

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

"the DA won’t accept anything less than 6 megapixels"

ugh.

Not all pixels are created equal. I still wouldn’t go with a camera phone. Sensors are just too small.

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Lenses generally suck

No IS, etc.

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

What if you could focus your camera-phone pictures afterwards?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be awesome.

(I don’t understand why Moe hates this so much.)

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

State troopers in TX used to be relieved to see me on accident scenes

They knew I’d be able to send them hi res photos so they didn’t have to get the camera out.

-- Micah

"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Unabashedly Me

by The Best Micah on Oct 3, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

the only problem that I see

is the same issue I have now…in 2 years, I don’t want my phone to be totally obselete. My 3G runs so fucking slowly that I can barely do anything on it…I’ve been waiting for 6 months to upgrayyed. I don’t want to run into the same problem in 2 years.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

noooo!

Get the 5, dork. Quote from my wife.

"Say, you don't think there's any way I can get that quarter
From underneath your pointy boot, do ya?"

by Scruffy Nurfherder on Oct 3, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

is she hot?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

She is watching me type this.

Ohhh, she is soooo hooot. You should get the 5.

"Say, you don't think there's any way I can get that quarter
From underneath your pointy boot, do ya?"

by Scruffy Nurfherder on Oct 3, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey babe, I know you're reading this over his shoulder...

SORRY ABOUT THE GONORRHEA.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Oct 3, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

that may make the difference

thank you, Princess Leia

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

So explain again how you are so successful using Adult Friend Finder

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought he used that Ashley Madison site for people who have affairs

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was that him? Damn, he gets all sorts of strange ass.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

then just go with the 4 (or the 4s if they make one)

and make sure to get iOS5 for the twitter stuff too

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd say so.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

5

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is a rumor about a 4S

which will be an upgrade from a 4, but not as high end as the 5.

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

also, I don't really care that much about 4G capability

I can wait 3 seconds for the wikipedia page about Andy McDowell or the GIS of dinosaur penises to load…I don’t have to have them at lightning speed

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

galaxy nexux / droid prime

FTW

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

more lolz

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

so hungover i wouldnt mind dying.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 12:51 PM CDT reply actions  

i dont care.

at one point i ended up with rodneys modified hat on friday. not sure why.

"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011

"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011

by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 3, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was wanting to trade hats with people

he even swapped with FP. maybe he was just so bored/pissed about the game that he needed an outlet. And he chose that

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Bachmann thanked a caller who said he'd vote for Charles Manson over Obama.

lollerskatez

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 12:54 PM CDT reply actions  

You guys should know the weatherman was just complaining about the two days running of drought warning we've had.

I lol’d, and I haven’t even been through what you guys have (this year).

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Oct 3, 2011 12:55 PM CDT reply actions  

So I'm really hoping TB pulls off the win tonight. I'm in a 1000 dollar suicide league

and we’ve gone down from 100 to 30 players so far. Does anyone know anything about this Curtis Painter guy?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Oct 3, 2011 12:57 PM CDT reply actions  

He sucks

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Oct 3, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too

I was about to reply BAN!

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Painter's the classic big arm, physically impressive, not a lot between the ears player.

We’ll see if sitting on the bench behind Peyton the past couple years has done anything.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I read the first part and was about to type

“you should go ahead and try to win the suicide league right now by dying in a fire.”

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Smoke getting near me

I’m leaving

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:03 PM CDT reply actions  

To the Benji-Chopper!

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

To the Benjalopy!

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Benjarian Motor Works

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Benjatti Veyron

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Benjon Martin

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Oct 3, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hate that guy

Such a thug

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

lamborbenji

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

The BenG-5.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Winner!

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mach 5?

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Their chief test pilot talked to my class a couple weeks ago.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like your car choices amirite

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

arigtfo.gif

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

jerryseinfeldwhatsthedealwithit.gif

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here, a plane you might like.

It’s asymmetric and shit

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I could have any plane (realistic edition)

I’d want a P-51.

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oldsmobenji

I think I’m doing this wrong

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keep trying!

You’ll get it!

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Oct 3, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Quik-E-Mart is real....d'oh!

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who needs a Quik-E Mart?

IIIIIIIIIIII dooooooooooooooooooo….

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Oct 3, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah the Quik-E-Mart is real...

D’oh!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't breathe the air

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

ammonia, sulfuric, hydrochloric, nitric and phosphoric acids

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if my respirator would block that shit?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

boobboobboob

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Jeeves! Pull the car around post haste!"

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Actually, gonna try to tough it out here

Turned off AC and closed air vents

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

quick

someone etch that on a tombstone

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's mean :(

Leaving now

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pussy

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw that I missed a call from you on Saturday

I ended up not going to game 2… I got grounded for coming home wasted.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pussy

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

Not with the latina rage though.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's latina?

You’re excused.

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just gave up watching CFB

But I had some pretty baller seats that I was excited about.

YAY RANGERS

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last year I dropped $3k on playoff tickets

It was worth it

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I dropped $3K on anything last year

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

hookers and cocaine, Bob.

you definitely dropped it on hookers and coke.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean, I spent my fair share on those

but I don’t exacly have expensive tastes…

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

Yup

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a problem

Hooked up with IANF, kok, and River Fenix. Missed Witt(less) and the guys in Lot M, though. Wish we all could have figured it out beforehand.

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for forgetting about me, douche!!

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doh

Sorry, man

"Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li! Nap-O-Li!" - 51,351 fans on 10/01/11

by NorCalRangersFan on Oct 3, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

no soul = not remembered

amirite?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude

sorry i didnt get to say goodbye!

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

sec announced co-offensive players this week, and both of them were from arkansas

fuck that.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

x

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

good god that episode was awesome

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

The final episode of Season 1 is really good

better than several in the next 2 seasons. All the past Mouse Rat names… awesome.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

The A&M secondary should get that award.

They were very offensive.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.--Albert Einstein

by bioaggie on Oct 3, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do not like the new Google Docs page

no sir, not at ALL.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 1:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh my.

Damn…that is ugly.

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shots fired by OU
TravisLewis28 Travis Lewis
I feel bad for nebraska . . Couldn’t win In the big 12, then go to the big 10 and can’t win. maybe conference usa would be a better fit

I like steak.

by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 3, 2011 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

YEAH MAN THAT WISCONSIN IS PRETTY BAD

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

I don’t think “Moderate-To-Small game Bob” will care much for that…

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why trashtalk a team you don't play?

Then you can’t back it up.

Stoops is my daddy!

OU 38-28

by mizzou918 on Oct 3, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because it's fun

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's sad that I read this first as

“Shots fired at OU” and really wasn’t surprised at all.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Nebraska.

I feel the same way about A&M only it’s personal

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

did some guy from Nebraska give you The Difficult Brown with a corncob or something?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

No ...but nice usage of "The Difficult Brown"...I just wish them failure for leaving.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Oct 3, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

“sourpuss” again.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
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by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 1:30 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahahaha

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is anybody here "Natural32" on twitter?

because that was one of my favorite responses ever.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Naural 32" is a nickname of mine

but I don’t use it on twitter.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

because of my natural 32" wang

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe, 32 inches from the ground

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

when I'm standing on...uh...some kind of an...uh..object that is...32 inches.........tall.

yeah!

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for the set-up, btw

we makea good team

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Waxahachie trending in US

http://twitter.com/#!/search/Waxahachie/slideshow/videos?url=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DKaGU23Qh8RU

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 1:31 PM CDT reply actions  

high five, Waxahachians!!!!!!

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

some chemical plant is on fire and destroying everything in its path

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...I left my super expensive Oral-B sonic toothbrush at home in Houston this weekend.

I went to the story and bought a regular one, until I can get the Oral-B back.

This morning I found out that I have forgotten the mechanics of physically brushing my teeth.

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I put on my robe and wizard hat....

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

lobotomy

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

So um... somebody dropped Antonio Gates in my non-LSB league.

There’s no reason to not pick him up, right?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 1:41 PM CDT reply actions  

But he's not going to out for the whole year right?

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

stash him

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was my thinking

I’ve got Gronkowski now, so I’m not in dire need or anything… but it seems like Gates would be worthy of stashing

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's hitting the wall I think

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I seriously love how Evan has nicknamed vfn "Ol' Sourpuss"

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

The funniest thing

I haven’t gotten a SINGLE “fuck you MY is the best” comment. Everyone has agreed with me or just cracked a joke.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why did he call you that?

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Oct 3, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because yesterday

I said that I thought it was disrespectful to think that nobody in the MVP discussion brought similar intangibles as Face, and then today when I told Calcaterra that Young could punch an old lady in the face and Grant would say that he did it the right way and was a leader the entire time.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can I just say how surprised and a bit disappointed I am there weren't more "Stars" answers above.

Nearly everyone says “Ranges, Mavs, Cowboys”. Some people say Stars, some even added their college to the list.

But it’s apparent that — even among some of the smartest, most hardcore Dallas sports fans there are — that the Stars have a very long way to go.

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 2:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I am going to try to shift allegiences to the Stars this year

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I grew up watching hockey over everything.

Around the lockout, my pro hockey love faded for a few years. That epic 2008 playoffs brought me back in like you wouldn’t believe.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

my interest faded after the lockout

and it really just started coming back this past season

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is very common.

That lockout set this league back 20 years, just when things were at their peak in popularity around the U.S.

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love to watch and go to the games and lurk DBD (now).

If i had grown up watching and caring about hockey, it’d probably be different.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Oct 3, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

going to college really hurt my stars love.

still kept up with them, but not as much because they werent on TV or too busy doing a million other things. lost touch with the players on the team and am just now starting back up with them.

- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix

by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 3, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

This x2

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Blame Indiana

Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.

by colonialbob on Oct 3, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hockey wasn't watched in West Texas when I was growing up

I still have a hard time getting into it on tv.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is other thing.

Hockey is a sport best learned to love in person.

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I watched the Abilene Aviators growing up

they were fun.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

so true

i am not a huge “hockey on TV” guy, but in person hockey, at almost any level, is one of the most fun sports to watch imho

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hockey + Texas = What the hell do you expect?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Oct 3, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I laughed
SethMacFarlane Seth MacFarlane
The Amanda Knox verdict is taking some time, ‘cause they have to make sure it has just-a the right-a amount’a sauce-a.

I like steak.

by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 3, 2011 2:02 PM CDT reply actions  

meh

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

That video of the lost fire truck was crazy

The chemicals were just flowing on the ground, it looked like napalm.

Crazy.

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Link?

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

go to wfaa

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

Sure you can see it later

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watch channel 8

The chemicals flowing napalm style

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in freaking Ohio.

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

live feed on their website

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trying to find it now.

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

That thing is out of control.

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you watching a live feed?

Because it’s at about 20% of what it was before

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I am finally getting over the Cowboys game

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Still 2-2

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Playing the Pats next

which is why I wanted 3-1

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dat Pats D

is beatable. Feel like it’s gonna be a 80+ point game lol

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going!

wooh! then coming back just in time for Game 3 of the WS

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by Brandon Worley on Oct 3, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hardin Simmons

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fake Baptists I tell ya

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Baylor

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wayland Baptist

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey guys..

Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]

by Joey Kirby on Oct 3, 2011 2:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey!

Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]

by Joey Kirby on Oct 3, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most likely.

Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]

by Joey Kirby on Oct 3, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome

me too. i was luckily off of work to begin with for today to study for my CPA exam.

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wooo!

and nice, that’s a bonus for you I guess!

Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]

by Joey Kirby on Oct 3, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh, the postseason is making it extremely hard to focus

I have no idea why i scheduled it for the first week of october

by kevinkinsler on Oct 3, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey buddy!

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hiya!

Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]

by Joey Kirby on Oct 3, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh, Occupy Wall Street:

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

It took me a minute to realize what we were talking about here.

Nice.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah....that's pretty funny.....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 3, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm confused as to what is happening in these two pictures...

Which one is real?

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Google Maps version....

"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 3, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

So OWS peeps are trying to embellish their turnout with a false image?

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to say that with certainty

But someone most likely photoshopped this to paint the picture that the streets were filled with folks protesting Wall Street. Whether that’s the work of one random person or other higher ups, I can’t say.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's the full piece on the photo in question:

LINK

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Oct 3, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll say it with certainty

Because it’s pretty obvious that’s exactly what they did.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Made it look like the last scene to V for Vendetta just happened in NYC.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah,

but by STARTLING COINCIDENCE their overhead image, from exactly the same satellite that took the one Google Maps uses, captured exactly the same cars on the streets/parking lots in exactly the same positions as whenever the Google Maps one was taken. Spooky!

by Closure GT on Oct 3, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting

They overturned both convictions.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Oct 3, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who was the person around here

that kind of sort of knew her?

By know I mean he frequented the coffee shop she used to work at in Seattle.

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Oct 3, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Philkid?

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't really been following this.

Is this like the Casey Anthony trial or did most people actually think she was innocent?

Stoops is my daddy!

OU 38-28

by mizzou918 on Oct 3, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

No clue

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Random thought o'the day

At the risk of sounding like a hipster, I’m not sure there’s a more ferocious bass line in existence than the one that kicks in about halfway through Russian Circles’ “Geneva.”

Also, being in a new office after nearly 10 years in the previous one is weird. Same company, same co-workers, same shit on my desk, but nearly everything else has changed. It’s surreal.

"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."

by RCCook on Oct 3, 2011 2:51 PM CDT reply actions  

HUB Financial Services

New office is off 121 & Freeport in Coppell.

"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."

by RCCook on Oct 3, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really

Old place was next door to Coppell City Hall.

"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."

by RCCook on Oct 3, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

sweet!

We have cable in the breakroom now! Just caught the top of the 1st…

"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."

by RCCook on Oct 3, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Listening now

"A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks."

by RCCook on Oct 3, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was awesome

Get the wata nigguh!

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dogs

Is anyone elses dog absolutely terrified of having their nails cut? My dog was looking pretty raggedy so I gave him a bath cut his nails and all that and its quite an ordeal. He tries to run away when he hears bath water and shivers/looks miserable during it, he shivers and pulls his feet away constantly when I try to clip his nails, he sheds half his fur from the supposed stress…

Makes me wonder if someone did it wrong and cut his toes once or something.

Hes also scared of rain and has to sit in my lap panting the entire time its raining.

Still a great dog though.

by DShep on Oct 3, 2011 2:58 PM CDT reply actions  

They do. They also have a blood vessel in there that you can nip if you go too far up.

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I watch for that

And usually leave plenty of extra room. Don’t need them perfect.. just can’t have them forming a 3/4 circle.

by DShep on Oct 3, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

We don't wash ours

have him taken in to do it. He’s big and doesn’t like it, and that’s reason enough for us not to bother… that, and it would take a day to dry all of his fur.

"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!

by vfn on Oct 3, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh..you pay someone else to wash your dog, huh?

is it the same person that brushes your mini-giraffe’s teeth?

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah Ive taken him with me to a petco a few times and let them cut his nails to avoid it

But now they refuse to do it if the rabies vaccination is out of date.

Which Ill get for him when I see another free vaccination weekend, Im not paying the premium for that for a dog who is inside 99% of the time and on a leash 5 feet from me the rest.

by DShep on Oct 3, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amanda Knox has been freed

I put on my robe and wizard hat…

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 3:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I have a lot of love to give

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

FMK: Amanda Knox, Casey Anthony, Letourneau

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 3:14 PM CDT reply actions  

F, F, F

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now how you play!

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not*

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok

how about this way,
M, F, K
F, M, K,
K, F, M

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

you did it wrong

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

KKK

FFF

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Necrophilia is gross

I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by benjihana on Oct 3, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is

But seriously I would nail the two young ones at least

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I'd do all of them

life is about variety, you guys.

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Herbie:
@human_man282 hate to be the bearer of bad news but apparently the @DadBoner account got a cease and desist order from http://blackcat.ca/lifelines/dad

"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants

"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet

by Bob Loblaw on Oct 3, 2011 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Is that like the Borat knock off?

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know Borat was based on some guy

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Oct 3, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't they just change the picture?

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Oct 3, 2011 3:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

FINALLY!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Oct 3, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't worry...just a C&D for the picture it appears.

Captain Karl is alive and posting again!!!

"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011

by Mike the Grate on Oct 3, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaa..

Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]

by Joey Kirby on Oct 3, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

there was a 25$ keyboard and 35$ folio case OEM i think on slickdeals this AM

for you and aqua

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

did the thread die?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

ahh

thx didnt know — gonna be watching on mlb.tv on my phone here @ work lol better avoid the GDT

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Oct 3, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

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