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Woooo!
Thanks Benjamin.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
that is bullshit ump
and fuck you Fox for not saying anything about it.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
From Gameday, it looks like a six-pitch strikeout
Texas Rangers - back-to-back AL West Division Champions
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
Fuck, c'mon blue seriously.
There is a monsoon on the way.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
GO RANGERS!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:05 PM CDT reply actions
C'mon CJ
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
by Travis93 on Oct 8, 2011 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
STFD
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
You get a longer leash in the playoffs.
Probably why Kinsler wasn’t tossed even though he was right.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Have a seat, Cabrera!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
TOSS HIM
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Oh...he mad.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Think the ump smells the tequila on his breath?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Yes
Toss him for arguing strikes.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
run him blue
don’t be a pussy
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Considering how the ump's been calling the game so far
Miggy may have had a case there
"こんな感じです。" --@TeamUehara, 9/23/11
Looking good
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
lol is Tito calling V-Mart's kid a fatass? haha
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Looked like Welke was like
yes, Mr. Cabrera. Next time I’ll be good.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I think he wanted the Yankees
This is his protest.
He doesn't call low or inside on lefties
He only calls inside on righties and up. CJ needs to adjust
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Looked like he did last two batters
But it’s really the umpire who needs to call a less shitty zone.
by LSJ on Oct 8, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't understand how a strikezone works
It’s not where the catcher catches it. The catcher stands like 5ft past the plate, so the ball often drops after the plate.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
DOUBLE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
around the horn dp excellent
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
FUCK YES
SHUTDOWN INNING
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
DP DINO WORKS AGAIN!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
WOOO DINO
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
F YEH!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Wilson needed that.
All right, folks, I have to go to a wedding. GO RANGERS.
Dark Luck Dragon of the Sith
An 8 PM wedding?
WTF? Why would you do that to your friends?
"Thanks for meeting our plane! Sorry I did cocaine!" -Ron Washington
by JohnCarlBishop on Oct 8, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Fair enough.
"Thanks for meeting our plane! Sorry I did cocaine!" -Ron Washington
by JohnCarlBishop on Oct 8, 2011 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Better not see a mobile post from you later.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Who in the hell has a wedding in the fall?
Seriously, between CFB and playoff baseball, people should know better than to have a wedding in the fall.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
DP Dino is busy tonight
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
Hope he's been well-feed. He needs to keep his strength up.
We’re probably going to need him in action a lot this game.
Texas Rangers - back-to-back AL West Division Champions
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
I rec'd it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I rec'd the shit out of this.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
This is amazing
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Jurassic Pork
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Oct 8, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
is it other arm covering it's DINOPENIS!!???
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
WOOOOO PIG SOOOOIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:10 PM CDT reply actions
wrong thread
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
No, it's ok.
WPS
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
We'll take it
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
My respectful request for a shutdown inning was met with approval by CJ....
Now, I respectfully request an inning where the Rangers score 3 or more runs and chase Verlander from the game.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
WRITTEN IN THE STARS
A MILLION MILES AWAYYYYY
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I will buy that damn song
If this postseason goes extremely well for the Rangers
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I admit I wasnt too keen on it until I started hearing it during the playoffs..
perfect song even though its overplayed..
I wish I would catch the Rangers commercial with the old footage.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
SITTIN' IN THE BAR
A MILLION SHOTS AWAY
www.dimmedwits.com
why arent you dorks at the game?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
I missed where you sent me a plane ticket
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah. you dont want to sleep on my couch.
also, i went to a weddign at lake travis last night…. im tired as fuck.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Because you'd miss my graphicals
www.dimmedwits.com
had to hand my game 2 tickets to my brother in law last night
stupid job….but he said he would take me to every WS game if its Rangers Cards home and away.
Francona:
“I wanna chew and curse at will.”
"Thanks for meeting our plane! Sorry I did cocaine!" -Ron Washington
I like his honesty
It's fun to do bad things.
by fake nolan ryan on Oct 8, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
He's awesome
I wish we had him the entire series.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Tito has been very good so far
McCarver needs to take his time.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
lol
"They have the internet on computers now?"
by Baseball North on Oct 8, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Jeez, Josh
Texas Rangers - back-to-back AL West Division Champions
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
sorry if already posted
Is the Texas on the TV scoreboard pink instead of red?
Red on my TV....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Pretty much.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Looks that way to me too
…it’s the right month for it, cancer awareness-wise
www.dimmedwits.com
put it next to the Rangers helmet
and it really does look pink
www.dimmedwits.com
i really looked pink
on the scoreboard when they went to break
by maverickrider on Oct 8, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Why is rain following the Tigers wherever they go?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
VERLANDER ANGRY!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Here comes the rain.
Fucking Rosenthal and the bow-tie.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
ut oh he's on a roll..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
DAT BELTS!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
BELTED!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
BELTS!
NAP-TIME!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Name one pitcher today that didn't idolize Ryan as a kid.
I could be way off in thinking that though.
"Thanks for meeting our plane! Sorry I did cocaine!" -Ron Washington
Robin Ventura
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Not a pitcher
Dude, 'retarded' is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American", please. -jam0152
NAP. O. LI
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
NAP-O-LI!!! NAP-O-LI!!! NAP-O-LI!!! NAP-O-LI!!! NAP-O-LI!!! NAP-O-LI!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
NAP-O-LI! NAP-O-LI! NAP-O-LI!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Sliced.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Apparently, so does Nancy Grace.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
sliced!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
yep, he does
used it for all 4 of the Tigers hits in the first 2 innings
Texas Rangers- 2010 AL Champs!
cheez naps
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
Verlander cussing himself out already
www.dimmedwits.com
Hey, as long as he's cussing
www.dimmedwits.com
At least both guys are getting squeezed.
by Robert L. Bishop on Oct 8, 2011 8:17 PM CDT reply actions
Verlander's getting squeezed...
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:17 PM CDT reply actions
im scared steve
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
63 pitches through 3
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
He's getting squeezed tremendously.
It really is amazing.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Part of it is due to the umpire sucking ass
But we have done a really nice job of working Verlander so far.
As long as the same calls are going both ways
I’ll take it
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
pansy light green
we ggot this
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Lots of lightning.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
fuck that. do they replay the shit?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope. Just suspended.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Yeah, and there's a ton more behind it.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Looks like a red echo just popped up south of Arlington
and will move north. Delay soon. :(
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm looking at this lightning at my house and I'm thinking it's just a matter of time.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I'm getting intermittent power outages
My Dish receiver doesn’t like it too much
"こんな感じです。" --@TeamUehara, 9/23/11
Same here.
It’s gone out on me like 5 times.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
How can you be a grill master
if you’re cooking indoors?
www.dimmedwits.com
i have some antelope ribs in my freezer. not sure how to cook them... or if i should just throw them away.
i enjoy exotic game.. but jesus.. antelope ribs? sounds like they will taste like butthole
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Evening gentlemen.
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
I ain't even mad Ump.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
heh....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
About half of the graphics are cut off
It may be because FOX is broadcasting in HD, and Charter doesn’t offer it here
C'mon CJ
K this bitch
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
STFD
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
WASH!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
x
txstormchasers Texas Storm Chasers
For the moment, the closest lightning strikes to the Ballpark in Arlington have been about 18-20 miles southwest. #beatdet #txwx
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Oct 8, 2011 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
So you're saying there actually is a chance of the ump getting struck by lightning?
by LSJ on Oct 8, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
*Verlander
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Shit yeah.
That’s awesome.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
I do
"Thanks for meeting our plane! Sorry I did cocaine!" -Ron Washington
by JohnCarlBishop on Oct 8, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Tito loves him some Wash.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
STFD
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
i want ron washington to get my semi-GF pregnant... so i can have little wash running around my house
for all of time
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Ha!
"Thanks for meeting our plane! Sorry I did cocaine!" -Ron Washington
by JohnCarlBishop on Oct 8, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Just abduct the kid that was at the WS last year
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I'm going to rec this
And I don’t know why
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
STFD
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Hmmmmm looks like CJ is back.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
You can chew and talk at the same time.
As long as it’s a small wad.
....
….
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
oh, man.......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably just something in the park that he uses to focus.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Ah, that too.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
STFD!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
ALL THREE OF YA, GO SIT YOUR CANDY ASSES DOWN
www.dimmedwits.com
GO ON, GIT
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
SIT DOWN BITCH
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
STFD x 3!
I’m sorry I doubted you CJ.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Oh, yeah!!!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:27 PM CDT reply actions
CJ ANGRY!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i like him when he's angry.....
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 8, 2011 8:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
attaboy C J!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Cj Making all the money he lost back in game 1 of LDS
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
i was trolling the fuck out of CJ on twitter.. i am going to go apologize now.. or just delete my mean tweets
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:28 PM CDT reply actions
I vote for delete
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Keep trolling
It’s been working
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Troll harder.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Yep
He stole Tex Winter’s memories
www.dimmedwits.com
Every time I see that commercial
I think about Phil Jackson punching Pau Gasol in the chest in Game 4. Anger, indeed
by Robert L. Bishop on Oct 8, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
fyi
JimBowdenESPNxm JIM BOWDEN
Ron Washington told me Ogando is not 8th inning guy…will use him in 6,7,or 8 and 2 innings if needed
Please do better, Cruzie.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
I'm wearing my Cruz WS jersey tee tomorrow.
Just because he did that.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Can you do that again?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
I love that the ump is sticking to his guns on that pitch
Verlander keeps trying to throw it, and he keeps calling it a ball
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I KNEW IT WAS COMING
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
CRUZ!!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
DAT BOOMSTICK!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
CRUZ!!!!!!!!!!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
mother effin CRUZ MISSILE!!!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
BOOOM MUTHAFUKAS!!!!
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 8, 2011 8:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Now, Nellie, let's keep that swing, please?
Texas Rangers - back-to-back AL West Division Champions
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ
www.dimmedwits.com
by Steve Estep on Oct 8, 2011 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Never Doubt the Boomstick
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
holy shit boomstick
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
My God, that was beautiful.
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
Home plate starting to get muddy
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
No Murphy Strike tonight!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Game is on mute here, how is Francona doing?
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 8, 2011 8:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
He's been surprisingly good....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
he's been great.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
A lot of Verlander butt-kissing in the early innings...
…but other than that, I have no complaints. He’s been pretty good.
Not surprising, San Diego doesnt get much rain. ;)
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
by randylsu on Oct 8, 2011 8:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
NELSON MOTHERFUCKING CRUZ.
/also late to GDTs
KJSDHFLJDSLKKJFHGK
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
Thought that was gone
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Just missed that one.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 8:34 PM CDT reply actions
that was weird
looked like moreland crushed it off bat then it went nowhere
Time for another cheeseburger CC
A little higher and more toward the plate should do just fine.......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
And the satellite shits the bed for the 10th time.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Aw, poor baby
Texas Rangers - back-to-back AL West Division Champions
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
You feeling a little better now?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
holy mother of god...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 8, 2011 8:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
What?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
He's at the game.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
prob the rain
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Love the patience in the lineup tonight
Not hacking away
Kinsler has been awesome tonight
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
At the plate, at least
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
81st pitch!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
NEEDS MOAR DETROIT 0'S
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
ARKANSAS
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:39 PM CDT reply actions
RAZORBACKS
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
WAR EAGLE MY FUCKING BALLS
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Geaux Tigers
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
seaux much confusion
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry BimBF.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
so what did you eat for lunch the other day?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Which day was it?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
friday, the which wich, eatzis dilemna
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I ended up not eating anything, I think.
Or maybe I ate in the cafeteria. That was a busy day.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Eh
My boys hung in there longer than I expected. I knew Baylor would wake up eventually though.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
So how's the weather looking?
Will the major stuff miss RBIA?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
looks bad on tv
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Verlander
Rangers making him work. What is his pitch count up to now? 70+? Great strategy by the bats.
by Ryan2907 on Oct 8, 2011 8:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
82 through 4.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Verlander is up to 82 pitches.
The Tigers let him go up to 125, I believe. But will they do that when trailing?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Please go away rain
CJ is dominating
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Rain is really coming in
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
C'mon CJ
Hold ’em
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
This interview seems staged
Like “real world” type stuff
Fucking rain delay
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Well...
…time to watch Coach.
…oh…wait…
www.dimmedwits.com
And there we go.
See you guys tomorrow.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
This might be it tonight......
DANG IT!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
no
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yeah, there is no way this is stopping tonight.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
that big on the radar huh, well that sucks!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yeah, there's a lot.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Motherfucker.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Well.... Let's go Stars.
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
I turned it over and CHI just scored from the blue line.
Whoops…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Hey ump
Get that shovel
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
So.....who comes back after the delay?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Scooter
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope no one has anyplace to be early in the morning tomorrow
because this game is gonna be delayed for a while.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Texas needs the rain, right?
It seemingly rains at least once a week up here in D.C.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
worse drought for 60 yrs
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
*worst
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Need the rain like you wouldn't even believe.
It hasn’t rained in 6 months and decides to rain this weekend?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
new thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/posts/list?type=FanShot
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Dickert. Heh
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
tito is about to stroke out
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
We got a ton out of rain from that storm earlier today.
"How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning is the only thing that matters." -- Leo Durocher.
Tough duty?
Heh
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
So excuse my ignorance
Don’t they start playoff games right back where they are?
by death of the cool on Oct 8, 2011 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
good fucking god.
YES!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
At least we have Ogando coming in to pitch
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Texas had 4th and 49 today
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Joe Torre
“the rain causing this delay wasnt on the radar 15 minutes ago”
Uhhh. yes it was
Time for another cheeseburger CC
The rain is letting up
But there’s more to come
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
NEW THREAD. FUCK.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
If it rains tomorrow too, all of the games are pushed back, right?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
I'm going to be so pissed. I have tickets for tomorrow and I can't go during the week.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
I'm really liking Francona
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
are there any college athletes that play both ways?
is that unheard of?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
softball playrs have big bottoms and legs
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
and breast
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Correct.
Volleyball too.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
love volleyball players
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
any significant ones?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
im trying to think of offensive and defensive threats that play both ways currently
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
joe buck makes my vagina wet. if i was a girl i would...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
Have you been drinking?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
>Checks screenname.
>>Receives confirmation.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Oct 8, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i have a dirty thirty
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn Joe Buck
Put Tito on the spot
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Can we interview some Ranger players?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Yeah no shit.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Or the never ending commercial....WRITTEN IN THE STARS
A MILLION MILES AWAYYYYY
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
TARPS COMING OFF!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
PULLIN THE TARP OFF.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
/TWSS
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
interview a goddamn Rangers player ok?
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
if i was austin jackson i would change my first name to action
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
Poor Emily Jones....
she’s in Waco.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
heh....
Aggies are blowing another 2nd half lead.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
fuck you auburn. pieces of fucking shit. just wait in 3 years when all the shit comes out. crooked mother fuckers
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:03 PM CDT reply actions
C'mon CJ
Hold this shit down
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
What?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
my semi-gf that is coming over is at a tech wat
ching party…. for my sake go tech!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
Someone needs to invent a tarp that doesn't have to be rolled up.
Just appears out of the baseline or something.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
nolan ryan probably snores.
poor ruth
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
"Windah" "Accrit"
Nolanisms
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Tech might as well have just gone for it.
That’s a game-losing punt.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Tuberville.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
I hate that every Postseason sign has a hashtag in front of it.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
i want that little shirt/mock thing CJ is wearing. thats awesome.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
They're selling them in the gift shop for $70, I think
I have a blue one. It’s pretty awesome.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I have a blue World Series one.
I love it.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Can we get a new thread, Ben?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Love him
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
tucking your tie into your pants? come on joe buck. vagina = no longer wet.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
ughhhh
pitch 3 was a strike though…still, stop this CJ
Well
it was nice enough for him to cough up 2 runs, and another rain delay. Derp.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 9:39 PM CDT reply actions
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