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GO RANGERS!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
Verlander is mortal, go figure
and pissed. Ump missed a few, but just a few.
Nelly homer is a good omen
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
that xxl chalupa never happened.
Neither did the giants 2011 postseason
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 8:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
when was the last time in rained like that in Dallas?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
the night it hailed early in May
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
oh ok, thought it had been much longer..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
It had before that.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
The sun isn't burning off all the clouds for once.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This might take a while
Go Rangers
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
Im 15 minutes west of RBiA
Its been sprinkling here for 45 minutes. The heavy stuff should be long gone.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Stars
Time to stream the Stars game. Yay internet while at work.
so this doesn't look like its going to clear up for another hour and a half
who do we come back with? Ogando
Orange says it ain't happening.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yes, please.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Oct 8, 2011 8:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Well....looking at the radar, they look like they are in a cell that just formed south of Arlington...
A little clearing after this….if the whole storm system make it to Arlington before they start up again, they are done.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
during the summer, we were needing rain BAD
now out of all the times it rains, it has to rain NOW. unbelievable
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 8, 2011 8:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I figured the boomstick...
would make an appearance at some point.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I predicted him to have the highest OPS
And I’m liking my pick so far.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
If it rains tomorrow, all of the games are pushed back, right?
That is, if this game is delayed all night.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
yeah, tomorrow has a higher chance of rain compared to tonight
ugh
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 8, 2011 8:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah...I like the other 3-0 score better......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
3-1 now. Stars just got one back
Texas Rangers - back-to-back AL West Division Champions
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
Thanks for the spoilers
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
If I were a rich man....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
There is no rain... Baseball continues normally.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I see my lovely Aggies are coughing up yet another second half lead.
ho-hum.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
AHAHAHAH!!! Can you hear the music Chuck's playing while they're taking off the tarp?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 8:58 PM CDT reply actions
He's playing that standard old burlesque stripper music.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
"The Stripper" by David Rose?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 8, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in love with a stripper by T-pain
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's it!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I realize he doesn't really like baseball but he seems to show no emotion.
Lewin should do the playoffs
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
sorry
Talking about Joe Buck
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah
He is fine at football. I wonder why he doesn’t like baseball.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He seemed to forget that he's good at football
during the Helmet Catch. Worst call of an iconic play ever.
by Robert L. Bishop on Oct 8, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
He has a vocal chord problem that keeps him from raising his voice
He nearly lost his voice due to a nerve problem.
"It’s all the years you spend waiting for [that one] night that makes baseball great." - Joe P.
really?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yup
Can’t really blame him for showing no emotion. He literally can’t raise his voice.
"It’s all the years you spend waiting for [that one] night that makes baseball great." - Joe P.
then he should stop broadcasting
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was thinking maybe a three person booth like ESPN
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's actually kind of tragic.
But, unfortunately, it makes him bad at his job.
Players who suffer injuries who make them bad at their sports don’t get to keep playing out of sympathy.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Evening, gents.
I was listening on the radio, and it sounded like Verlander wasn’t an unbeatable postseason ace.
But that doesn’t seem right.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It's a mirage.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
He is kind of getting squeezed
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh, that's the only way he can be beaten?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
drip, drip, drip
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
me + GoET sheltered by overhang - WINNING!
Pregame meetup copacetic. Tarp back off. Resume WINNING …
by Schoolly_D on Oct 8, 2011 9:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Neyer says
Tim Welke’s just having a really awful night, missing far too many strikes in that lower-right corner, for both pitchers.
Pyrzinski with his best Alfalfa inpression.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
Yes, Verlander is getting squeezed.
So is C.J., and it matters more for him.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Game resumes in 15 min, per FOX.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
9:20 restart....need to get this going....
more rain forming south of the ballpark….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
SGLHOULD I DRINK MOAR?
DRINKING HAS BEEN BENEFICIAL THUS FAR
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 8, 2011 9:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
how so.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
wvery time i finish a beer, a ranger gets on base
Plus as soon as I started GDTing, Wilson git his possibly game saving doubleplaydino. Yes my phone has that lexicon autosaved
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 8, 2011 9:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
CONSUME
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 9:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
keep it up
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
A girl from Detroit just wrote me on Facebook saying the next three games will be hell for me.
Because her Tigers won’t need all five games.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
all five games to what? lose the series? Ok!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
She thinks the ALCS is a best of five.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
ah.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Marrying material.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 9:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
breeder?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
SRND HER A FARMVILLE INVITE, THAT'LL LEARN HER!
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 8, 2011 9:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
DRINK MOAR BEER
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 9:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh holy shit.
No it’s not. Not Til the world series is 7. U think they go best of 5,7,9?? I know baseball. Trust me.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
this chick is awesome
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
She's trolling you.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Nope.
This is not a mere acquaintance.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
She sure told you.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 9:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
She now wants to know when they changed it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
James Mason
Uhm I’m pretty sure I watched the series in 06 since we were in it n everyone I talk to thinks it’s 5 since I did too.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Well she does live in Detroit.
She probably have to walk a few miles to find someone to talk to.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
She's right.
It only takes 4 games to get swept.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Tech might have just lost their last chance with that terrible punt and coverage.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
thank god.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Ventura is never going to live that down.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
isn't he 2nd in career grand slams?
hang your hat on that, shithead.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF?
Why are you defending Robin Ventura?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Also, Ventura is sixth.
So he doesn’t have to hang his hat on it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Ryan autographed his face that night.
The next night at the park someone had a sign, “Now who needs Advils?”
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Ya think that's going to be played more frequently when the White Sox come to town?
They already play it in the pregame…a few more times during the game?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I really doubt it.
Maybe less, actually. They don’t want to disrespect a manager.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yeah, I think Nolan said something along those lines the other day.
Chuck said they would still play it though. They have the White Sox on opening day next year and Chuck said it would be part of the presentation. Read it in an ESPN article.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Doesn't seem like the classy thing to do, so i hope not.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 9:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Amazing....Ryan was about 550 strikeouts ahead of Verlander at basically
the same point of their careers…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
Good point....hadn't considered it
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I though they were comparing by MLB time, not age.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Really, A.J.?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
WHOOP!!!!!!
Suck on that, Josey!!!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
J-Lo........overrated or extremely overrated?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
I was just thinking...
She’s still hot as fuck
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
DAT ASS, though
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by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Vida Guererra scoffs at this comment.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the Wells Fargo commercial.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
severely overrated.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Out of Sight. The one with Clooney. She was nasty hot in that one.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Cs,b time!
I went to school with the girl who played her as a child. Was a huge bitch
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't believe that she drives a Fiat
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Hers has a special driver's seat.
Like Hightower in Police Academy
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 9:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hasn't done anything of note in 8 years
Overrated. Hot in her day, tho
"こんな感じです。" --@TeamUehara, 9/23/11
SWEET
UNT 31- FAU 3 4th Q
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
What is the name of that school Josey has been shouting at people the last week or so?
Something starting with “M?”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I think millsaps
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by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What's FAU?
Fail At Life University?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Reread what you just said.
And stop throwing stones.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Oct 8, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahaa
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Did you go to Florida Atlantic?
Wow, what are the odds?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
(F)ail (A)t (L)ife (U)niversity
Does not abbreviate to FAU.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You are the epitome of UT douche.
Congrats.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Where did you go?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
UT
Fortunately I don’t care about college football, so I won’t mind the jokes about today’s game. Did I step on someone’s toes when asking about FAU?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Nope.
But you made a joke that didn’t make sense and got called out on it. So congrats.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
It's nice that you're winning and everything
but nobody knows what FAU is.
by Robert L. Bishop on Oct 8, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
they are a sunbelt team
I am not sure if I know where all of those teams are from…
I know they are in S FL
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Florida Atlantic?
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Makes sense. Florida is next to the Atlantic.
I honestly didn’t know that was a school, though.
by Robert L. Bishop on Oct 8, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes. They are pretty terrible.
The Owls if I am not mistaken.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 8, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
They won the SunBelt last year.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
I thought that was FIU
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Oh was it?
Well fuck me. Everyone point and laugh.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
I think they butt sexed UNT when I was going a few times
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Yep
Florida Atlantic Owls. From Boca Raton, just north of Miami.
(I was born in that area is how I know.)
www.dimmedwits.com
What's the consensus on Francona?
I like him so far.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I do too....he's been solid...
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a guy's guy.
I’d have a beer with him. And Torre.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
He's not a loud mouth like that cunt-hole Steve.
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hot. sports. opinions!
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
We like sports and we don't care who knows
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
from football to lacrosse to the Super Bowl!
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Even accounting for the traditional BASEBALL GUY talk
and what not, I think he’s been solid.
He might be the first national guy to touch on the reason why Andrus gets so many errors.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 8, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I think his understanding of the Rangers lineup
is far better than any national broadcaster I’ve ever watched.
kling klang king of the rim ram room
He's been very good.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I think he's been awesome
He knows each players’ strengths and weaknesses beyond the media guide and cliches.
Plus he just seems like a likable guy… Unlike, say, Joe Buck.
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
"lungs in a box"
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Step 1....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Put your lungs in a box
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I thought step 1
was to cut a hole in the box..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Exactly....lungs, of all things, need oxygen....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
yes. Shark has been jumped.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
It's possibly the last season
So I’m sticking out the year
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
That's the Detroit bullpen dumbasses.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Im tense that this delay may have an effect on CJ
he was in such a groove
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
Dammit Inge
Thanks for causing the rain delay
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Could there be a bigger douche than Joe Buck
I say no
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
Random Opinion:
Always Sunny has been really bad this season.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
agreed. very unimpressed.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, no joke.
I appreciated how dark the first episod was, but it wasn’t especially funny. The last episode was awful.
It's just a parody of itself now...
They’ve become too self-aware.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Strongest disagreement.
Easily the best season in the last… 3 or so.
PICKLES WILL PREVAIL!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 8, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh, not even close
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I whole heartedly disagree
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Have you watched every other season of the show?
This one is balls-out horrible.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
I wanna hear a drunk Francona in the booth.
He should go full Sutcliffe.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
Can't believe Boston let Francona go.....
Seems like a really bad knee-jerk….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
Alright let's fucking do this.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Just heard that.....hmmmmmmm........
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Verlander seems to be not coming back tonight
www.dimmedwits.com
Probably a smart move on Detroit's part.
He’s not getting the zone he needs to and he’s already down. Get him some rest and let him do his thing next start.
kling klang king of the rim ram room
My house now smells of cookies
but the cookies are still cooking and damnit, I WANT A DAMN COOKIE.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Your patience will be rewarded......
unless you don’t have milk……
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you fucking the cookie lady?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
or are you fucking the cookie lady?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
maybe he is the cookie lady...
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The Mrs. made them
they rocked.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 8, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Mine smells of lysol
Too much kitchen cleaning
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
needs. bigger. titties.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
As we return, here's the boxscore at the moment:
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by Steve Estep on Oct 8, 2011 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Cj's submitted video for "Lowered Expectations"?
Ha!
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
oh, cj
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
really?
You think a 50 year old man would know off the top of his head who she is?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
now if he saw a picture, maybe
Talk about someone being over rated
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Announcers aging themselves by laughing at references they don't get was old before they were born.
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One pitch, one out
that’ll work
www.dimmedwits.com
WOOOO
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Good start
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Buahahahahaha! Froncona!
“The only Olica I know is Olivia Newton-John.”
GENIUS!!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
grrrrrr. Francona.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
In her day.....Olivia Newton-John was pretty good....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Indeed....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Xanadu?
Back in her day, gas was less than a buck a gallon.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
It was a better time, Irish.....
Well, except for the Rangers that is……..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh...but my judgement could have something to do with Grease being the worst movie ever.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 9:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
WHAT???
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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for her age she is still not bad
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
by the time they get the game going again
the rain will come back
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
heh
that was posted a while ago… LSB stuck on me.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I love that we have actual playoff atmosphere.
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Shit
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
fuck
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Fuck.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
And...there goes my signal.
Couldn’t have done that during the delay?
by Robert L. Bishop on Oct 8, 2011 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
OGANDO
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:28 PM CDT reply actions
What do statheads say about this?
Are intentional walks (as in, say, Cabrera) useful or not?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
It's almost never the right idea even if you're Barry Bonds.
Though, sometimes, it is.
Tango had a nifty chart on when to intentionally walk Bonds. The fifth inning was not such a time.
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COME THE FUCK ON
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Ohh jesus....
what was that?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Come on, CJ!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:28 PM CDT reply actions
Benoit? lol
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Is AO getting loose?
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 9:28 PM CDT reply actions
Get Ogando up
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
HOLY SHIT!
Where do you think that crap was, ump?!
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Walking Rayburn in front of Cabrera?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Oh for fucks sake.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This might not have been a good move.
MOAR RAIN!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
/ Timothy Treadwell
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 9:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
DP DINO!!! STAT!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
not cool
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
C'mon CJ
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
CJ wilson can go fuck himself. im serious. i do not want him as a ranger. i dont want him as a ranger now.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
He's a head case
I’d rather take my chances with Darvish next year.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I don't know about all that.......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Reel it in.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 9:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It's not six in a row that have missed, Buck.
It’s 5/6 at best.
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CJ is fucked.
Ogando better get ready quick.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Hurry Ogando.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
C'mon CJ....
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Fucking fuck. Really?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Really should've had somebody up this entire time
By the time we get anyone in there now it’ll probably be too late.
FUCK YOU CJ.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
Calm down dude
Still 3-1
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Unreal...........get him out of there....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
This is some bullshit.
Fuck you rain.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
C'mon Ogando
Hurry
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
We're still winning 3-1
We can still get a DP here
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Don't blame the rain
if he can’t throw strikes, he should say so. It’s not like he was throwing a lot of strikes before the delay
he just k'd the side before the rain.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
C'mon Dino
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Double play, please.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
z
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Go talk to him, Naps, anyone
stall!
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
C'mon CJ
K him. You got this
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
That same pitch was ball four to Cabrera
what the hell
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Good lord, Ceej.
This is pretty pathetic.
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FUCK
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
FUCK
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
ugh...........
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
GOD DAMN IT CJ
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
FUCK YOU CJ. FUCKHEAD!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
for fucks sake
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
take that machine gun to your fucking temples. fuck you CJ wilson. Fuck you.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
fuck off... who the fuck are you
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
im not your buddy, guy.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not your guy, sport
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
lmfao
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
wait wait wait who are you?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
uggghhh
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
Need a K
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
GET HIM OUTTA THERE!!!! JEEZUS! HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU NEED TO SEE, WASH?!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
Have to let him finish this batter
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
They didn't get the bullpen up until he was already well into trouble
Ogando probably isn’t ready yet.
by LSJ on Oct 8, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I was worried when Nolan wasn't giving the death stare
but instead looked worried
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions
whooooo
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Ok CJ
1 more….1 more out…
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
We ain't conceding shit
Come on, CJ
www.dimmedwits.com
That first pitch was almost as generous as some of these balls have been bad.
Good lord.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Oh dear god.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Shit
I don’t like this with CJ nibbling and Avila is patient.
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 9:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Calm down everyone
CJ has this
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Intentionally walking Magglio to get to Avila...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Here comes the rain again
falling on my head like a memory
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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fuck
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING RAIN
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
ANOTHER FUCKING RAIN DELAY?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Rain Delay 2
Electric Boogaloo
www.dimmedwits.com
This game is over
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
x
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
by cmkelly29 on Oct 8, 2011 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Thanks you Wash
Now do you bring in Gonzo to face Avila?
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 9:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I fucking hate this fucking rain right now.
Sorry, CJ. Bring the fire Ogando.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Ogando will dfiantely be in...
might be a blessing in disguise
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Terry, we are not going to bring in Uehara.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
That intentional walk was fucking moronic
You’d so much rather have Ogando facing Ordonez there than CJ facing Avila it’s not even funny.
And now you won’t have CJ facing Avila.
no koji please
I know its irrational but fuck
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
steel home with the HOT. SPORTS. OPINIONZ.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 8, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
this is gods way of saying.. yeah... CJ your done, bro.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
You need to OD on alcohol soon
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 8, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
that is not nice
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
and saying that CJ should shoot himself in the head is?
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
I did not see that
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
z
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/10/8/2478089/ran-delay-theater-gdt-3#79677825
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
hahahahaha
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
what is wrong with this?
this is gods way of saying.. yeah… CJ your done, bro.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
also, yeah i did go way too far earlier.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah tito ya dumbass.
we want koji,give up a grandslam, uehra in.
Feliz :)
Well that was the shittiest 13 minutes of baseball
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
Welp, no more Verlander. Just said, that's it I'm done.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Bring Gonzalez in to face Avila
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
So do you waste Oliver in the 5th inning?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I mostly agree
But his control scares me.
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 9:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
that Damon strikeout though
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
new thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/10/8/2478179/stupid-rain-gdt-4#comments
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Looks like this is just another cell....still some clearing to the south
but there’s a big line around Cleburn…
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
It's gonna be off and on all night
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Rain not reaching the ground?
What is it reaching?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
We might actually get this game in tonight
Suck it screwed up C.J.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Shoul have never started back up if they knew more was coming
They fucked us
by death of the cool on Oct 8, 2011 9:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That weather dude is really named Rick DIckert?
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
He seemed very... flamboyant for a Texas newsman.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 8, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought they said during the first rain he was from LA
Which I could see
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Turn ons include pitchers who throw well coming out of rain delays
Sorry, CJ
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
So how does this affect C.J. contract?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
C.J.'s contract
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
It might diminish his reputation, such as it is, as a big game pitcher
Or as an ace.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
by Ajax68 on Oct 8, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
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