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Bring on Gonzo for the lefty, then Ogando finishes it
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
GO RANGERS!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
Geez.. strategy fail
CJ gives up 2 runs and gets 2 outs for basically nothing because it’s not like he can come back out after this delay. With 8 relievers I don’t know why you don’t bring somebody in for the 5th there.
by TheHuntforRedOctober on Oct 8, 2011 9:40 PM CDT reply actions
Let alone
Why you didn’t have somebody up as soon as the game resumed.
At the very least, Ogando should have been up right after the Jackson RBI double.
Writer for Defending Big D
Yeah
I don’t have a problem letting CJ come back into the game but there is no excuse for Ogando not being ready.
inexcusable
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
What sucks
Is that my satellite will go out as this moves east.
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 9:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Well, at least this gives me a reason to see if my Aggies can choke another one away.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
two choke jobs will do it.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
This rain is fucking us.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I would damn near rather call this one and play it over.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
He's all over th place
any pitch could be right down the pipe
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
GDT4 Theme Song
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I was expecting...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFWngq2L99o
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 8, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
dammit. beat me.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I was expecting....
http://www.myvideo.de/watch/6212820/Supertramp_It_s_Raining_Again
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually.....
I thouht it was this.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh, again
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
who did she just get divorced from?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Napoli has already fucked her twice on the rebound.
And still hasn’t called her.
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 9:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Better? I think so....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
/internet high five/
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
not if you're into the "innocent girl next door that doesn't know how bad she wants it until you give it to her" vibe
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
no
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 9:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
"oh look... bases are loaded."
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
I went and looked at the Win Expectancy.
It actually made me feel a little better.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I think the worst part about this rain is it's increasing AJ Pierzynski's airtime
by LSJ on Oct 8, 2011 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i went too far earlier. sorry guys. and gals.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
what is up with all the big timing you were doing?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i shouldnt have... i was just pissed... i had a bad morning friday and have been pissed since.
i didnt know who those posters were… i shouldnt have… im sorry mr chrome.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I forgive you Neffy.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
The whole "giving CJ a chance at the win" thing
is so Wash, and so stupid
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
He was rolling.
And then the rain.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
AJ wants to bring Oliver in?
how ’bout no
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Why not?
You need somebody who can throw strikes with the bases loaded…
by LSJ on Oct 8, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
When I see Olliver come in with guys on base
I usually see some of them score.
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
Fuck you AJ
Wash isn’t putting CJ back in
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
If I see Olliver
I’m leaving the room, can’t watch that
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
I'd actually feel more confident with Oliver or Gonzalez than Ogando
against the lefty
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
but oliver is awesome
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Gonzo for the lefty
Remember Johhny Damon
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
odds this game is complete by the end of the niGHT?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:46 PM CDT reply actions
Not sure...
but I’m probably going to bed.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 8, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
cookies will do that to a person
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
More sleeping pills and work tomorrow
Work fucking sucks.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 8, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
having money does not
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Casey's Corner must be awesome during rain delays
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
That is a restaurant at the place that I work.
What are you referring to, because I know it is not that.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I don't know if it's still Casey's Corner....
but it’s the huge suite behind the right field foul pole
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
was in there once for Newberg Night
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
big ASS suite in the right field corner
It is awesome
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I've never been to an ass suite.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I have.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
by BigGuns on Oct 8, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
/rinshot
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
/rimshot
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
its pretty awesome
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ass sweat?
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
big-ass suite
or big ass-suite?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
however you would like
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Take advantage of the rain delay
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 10:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I would be getting absolutely bombed in there
without having to wait for drinks
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
im sure the RBIA vendors are happy tonight.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
I like reading your posts and pretending you are really Neftali.
Posting on LSB from the bully and telling CJ to take a machine gun to the temple.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
i would fake and try to convince you but ive hung out with way to many LSBers to get even close to away with it
also, i dont know spanish….. and my fastball tops out at around 62 and to the screen
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
You throw 62 you might get some dudes out.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
just float it
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Heh
Chris Rose: Look, Verlander says I’m good, I’m good!
Rosenthal 2 second later: Verlander is done.
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
doesn't look promising
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Rain keeps popping up just south of the ballpark
Even if this game is played again tonight, there’s a good chance it will just get delayed 15 minutes after it’s started.
"It’s all the years you spend waiting for [that one] night that makes baseball great." - Joe P.
Wow, Brandon Inge.
I think you just broke the Cliche Meter.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
so is it like a double header type deal tomorrow?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
No....they will probably just pick this one up tomorrow and play game two on Monday
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
ahhh okay.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
That would piss me off so much.
I switched around my schedule to watch on Sunday knowing Monday was good.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
At least Monday is a work holiday for me, so it won't affect me going to the game
Texas Rangers - back-to-back AL West Division Champions
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No
Game 2 would get pushed back to Monday. MLB does not do doubleheaders in the post season.
Writer for Defending Big D
Don't think they do DH during playoffs.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
it's fuckin pouring, maybe Orange was right.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
your avatar is my favorite
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
well thank you sir!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
i can ride a stationary bike for 15 minutes.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
hey come on man.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
any people here from austin???? last night was my first time down there..... lake travis is beatiful.. even with no water.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
is it that low?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
yeah almost depressing.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
damn I used to love to wet bike on that lake, good times! hippy hallow was always fun..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
hollow*
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Is that still open
haven’t been there in years (1988).
by Armydad on Oct 8, 2011 10:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yeh when there is actually water in the lake I believe it is...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Some of the crowd that showed it to me
said people would stop going when they started charging to get in. I think it was only
A $1 or two then.
by Armydad on Oct 8, 2011 10:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Wet bike?
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 10:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It may fill up tomorrow
Looking at the radar
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
here fixed..
yeah it’s almost depressing.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yeah. Bad news.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
what the fuckity fuck is that?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Lake Travis
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
how the F am I supposed to wet bike on that shit, I can't believe it, it used to be sooo full and glorious
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
what is a wet bike?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
the jet ski's you stand up on, the wet bikes you sit on, like a motorcycle
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I seem to remember this discussion on here before....
A waverunner.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
you old
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
pot, kettle, black
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
why?
This seems to be happening a lot. Poor ryin :(
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
pre-mid-life crisis...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
smoke him out
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
just got home from my cousins...gave me a pinch.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
sweet
Roll it up and sit on the porch
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I DON"T HAVE A PORCH
LIFE IS TERRIBLE!!!L:KSJDF:L
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
hot box your car
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I have neither a cousin nor a pinch
So shut your whining, sneaking out, piehole.
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 8, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I did not sneak out, shitbreath.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
No, you just excused yourself to go to the bathrtoom in the middle of the game and never came back
Totally different.
100%.
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 8, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
buy a red convertible
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
street bike and I'm gettin my tips frosted.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
, you guys
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
x
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
that's a healthy tummy
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
quit spamming me
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
When's the last one you got?
I changed my password earlier today, that was supposed to do the trick.
Que sera, sera.
I think this AM.
quit downloading snuff porn
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
seriously
who buys porn dvds?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Is porn that you go to a store and purchase in hard copy form still a real thing?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
indeed
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I can't believe this is a successful business.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
yes
Drive past denton when you are in texas
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
there is also one on i20 in kennedale
Drove by it everyday coming home from work
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
People stuck in a non-internet era.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
What kind of porno are we talking about here?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
someone who likes to watch porn on the go and doesn't have internet access
But happens to have a portable dvd player
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
someone hacked your account too?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Yeah. Only Brian Thomas and Ryin have bitched at me.
My mom, bless her, said it sounded too good to be true, and be careful giving out my personal info.
Que sera, sera.
just messin', turbs.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
So, warning you that your account was hacked for the 2nd time in a month = bitching?
With the OC lies you spread, the hatred you espoused towards me for breaking the news to you that John D MacDonald was not a twentieth century Herman Twainville, and now this, I think I may be making my way over to team Ryan.
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 8, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
He should have said modern-day Herman Twainville
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Except MacDonald wrote in the 60's and 70's
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 8, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
you spelled diabetes wrong
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
x
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
so when it fills back up there won't be any fish in it?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
i played golf at that course in fredericksburg before.
fun town… went to that beer garden there in the center of town….. also, love that bbq joint.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah its a cool little town.
You talking about cranky franks BBQ? Ken Hall owned the joint before but sold out when I was in high school around 2003. Other than coopers in mason, cranky franks is the best BBQ I’ve ever had.
by Ty R on Oct 8, 2011 10:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yes, coopers i believe.... nice little joint.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Coopers is in mason. Cranky franks is the BBQ joint in fbg.
by Ty R on Oct 8, 2011 10:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
theres two coopers down there
New Braunfels and Llano
"high five for destroying that bunk bed with the sex"-TideNtexas
by bigtill2002 on Oct 8, 2011 10:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
he got married at becker vineyards.... the proprietor took me on a little tour of the winery in his golf cart.
taught me all there is to know about wine…… i still dont like the stuff.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Becker's wine is fucking terrible.
One of the worst Texas wines I’ve ever had.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
honestly, never been so sick in my entire life. im dead serious....
i was in college and went and got IV’s put in…. that place is awesome.. but dont eat or drink there. or go there.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been there.
We didn’t eat but damn the wine was bad.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Hopefully they can at least get to the top of the 6th tonight
I wanna see a 6-2 lead
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I want to see them get the hell out of this inning.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
They can get this game in tonight if this spot of rain passes by....
Pretty clear to the south…
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
I keep seeing cells build
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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of course without that wild pitch cj gets a DP
on his one out
Aggies escape Lubbock with a win.
Now, where Josey so I can give him some pink eye?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 8, 2011 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
I just want this fucking game to get through the inning
I don’t want to deal with bases loaded, 2 outs the entire time.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I m a fan of Miranda Kerr
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 9:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'm watching the Cougars game, and suddenly:
JIM KNOX
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G'Knox, Ville.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Inwhile, Mean Knoxville
Nah, doesn’t work
www.dimmedwits.com
In a suit, reporting on actual sports things in a game involving my other team, but in a completely different sport, at a completely different level, from a completely different part of the country.
It’s a bit surreal.
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If you were a raindrop who would you like to fall on?
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by WhipSmart on Oct 8, 2011 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
lol lol lol
im not sure if you have fbook but you should make this your status forever!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
at least fucking rain on my yard....christ
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Mine too.....a little too late for it though.....
RIP my lawn…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm seriously concerned it won't come back....
Especially the side yard and about 1/4 of the front…..I mean it’s dead….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
St Augustine....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I would think you are alright.
Some winter moisture and that stuff will probably bounce back as strong as ever next spring and summer.
I'm having to re-sod my entire yard, front and back.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
even if it's so dead it's grey
it’ll bounce back unless it’s an exotic. Texas grasses are pretty damned hardy. Put some fall or winter feed on it and it’ll be ok. It likely won’t come back full and lush at first, but you won’t have to re-sod or anything.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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I hope so....I mowed today and it looked like hay....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Shoulda bailed it up and sold it.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
I got Big Bang Theory.
"The Rangers don't need a mural at third...
they already have a statue." - ACWNS09
by mathewsherill on Oct 8, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
sucks for you
The news is better than that
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
So...
Suddenly the Fox local news is on. Did they postpone the game, or has Columbus decided to just not show the rest of the game?
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by Brandon Worley on Oct 8, 2011 10:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
still officially in a delay
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Gonna try to slip in late local news, I'm guessing
www.dimmedwits.com
Believe it or not, local news here is about Casey Anthony.
Always.
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did she kill another baby or still talking about the first one?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
First one.
She’s now being sued by the babysitter or something for saying it’s her fault.
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oh ok as long as she didn't kill another one, I'm cool with it I guess..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Im just worried if the game comes back on
They won’t show it.
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by Brandon Worley on Oct 8, 2011 10:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I just ate 2 apples back-to-back
ugh, now I feel sick.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
by cmkelly29 on Oct 8, 2011 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This may be one of my favorite LSB comments of all time.
Not b/c you feel bad, but because this is just so wonderfully random
~ Who am I? I am the pro from Dover, and this is my favorite caddy.~ Hawkeye
I'm jonesing for a wendy's apple caramel parfait, made with that frosty stuff...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
jesus.... i just re-read my comments and im gonna apologize again. sorry for the meltdown. sorry CJ. sorry LSB.
sorry to those people i have never seen post but called me out.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
Dude, don't worry about it.
All is forgiven. Peace now reigns.
And I’m sorry for never posting. I only have time to lurk LSB usually.
haha its cool. i was out of line. my adrenaline was pumping so hard though.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
you should work on that
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Just got back from work
How long is the delay?
by Steve B on Oct 8, 2011 10:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That was one ugly game.
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by Brandon Worley on Oct 8, 2011 10:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Seemed like every time I flipped over in the 3rd Chicago was trying to kill Fiddler
What did he do?
by PrussianBlue on Oct 8, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I have no idea.
I’m just hoping that what happened tonight was travel fatigue and the result of playing a great team at home.
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by Brandon Worley on Oct 8, 2011 10:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Sounds like I should just delete the rest of the game off the DVR
by PrussianBlue on Oct 8, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
On a positive note.
Souray looks incredible.
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by Brandon Worley on Oct 8, 2011 10:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dude....no fucking kidding.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
they have the lights out at the ballpark. im thinking its done.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that was camera trickery.
They wouldn’t turn the lights out.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
No you fucking bitch.
People aren’t going to try to beat the traffic. GTFO.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Are those fucking people leaving?
WTF? Fucking losers.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Are they seriously just going to wait this out?
It’s a pretty big system.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Yes.
If they call it go home. But don’t fucking leave when they haven’t called it.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Oh I wouldn't leave don't get me wrong.
But they’re seriously going to try and wait this thing out and get it in tonight?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Olney is tweeting they are pulling the tarp.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
They'll just be out there in 30 minutes or so putting it on again.
I hope not but this looks like it’s going to be one of those intermittent systems.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
They're not sure how to react
they haven’t seen rain in so long they don’t know what to do
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Dammit, I want loud chants for the Rangers.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
fucking people
If this game comes back I will be super pissed that they left. Give me your ticket and I will watch the last 4 innings
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I was just contemplating whether they would let me in without a ticket if they resumed after midnight.
Surely the Rangers would want to get as many people back into those stands as possible.
I was thinking this too
I will gladly pay for parking
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
They are already at the Temple.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Hey guys, just got off work, hows the game goin?
and BTW, saw a lot of hot chicks at work..AND..a guy with a Josh Hamilton jersey, I was gonna go talk to him about the playoffs but I couldn’t find him… :(
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Need a double play in the worst way when the game resumes.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
That's right.......
Forgot about the Martinez out….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe we can carry over one to the next inning.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
You know there are 2 outs, right?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
As I stated above, I forgot about the 2nd out.........
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Rain delay
Texas Rangers - back-to-back AL West Division Champions
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hey there Kirbert!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Hello sir!
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Seriously...no one said anything about the hot chicks or Hamilton jersey guy.....what a disgrace,
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
We have a one-track mind right now, Joey
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Facebook?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You did it wrong..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
story of my life
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ahhahaha
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
what's your idea of a cougar? a 25 year old chick?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Negative...probably the same idea of a cougar as you..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
75?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Nevermind..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
what
You don’t like a little fixodent on your penis?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Not my forte.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
this is why you don't get the 11th and 12th grade girls
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
haahahahahaha the 11th and 12th graders are secretly 60?
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[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
I would have rec'd this if not for the last two words.
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Hopefully they at least upgrade the SRO fans
and let them take the seats the fairweathers bailed on
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Our local people say the game is on.
The guy also wasn’t sure if this round comes before the World Series, or if that’s the next round, or what inning it was in.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
They spent more time talking about how the Rangers eliminated the Rays.
Villains!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Well, it is central Florida.
So they do have a rooting interest. Or, at least the people on TV have to pretend they do.
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Of our local news stations, I'm pretty sure Fox is the worst.
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Well, as long as they're paying attention
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I kind of miss GoET fake live tweeting an episode of "Coach"
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
Ogando
Go with our best. The game is on the line. don’t make the error of using inferior pitchers because of the inning.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Gonzo
What’s inferior about using a lefty specialist to get a guy who struggles hitting lefties?
Ogando is our best, except for Feliz.
That’s all. Wash was criticized elsewhere (e.g., KLaw) for using inferior pitchers to Feliz in game situations in the WS.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Ogando isn't our best at getting lefties to strikeout.
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He's actually the worst in the bullpen at it,
even though it counts his time as a starter. Side note: I didn’t realize Holland couldn’t strike out lefties this year.
Oliver will be in, like it or not.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I will scream.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Nolan
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Gonzo.
Both great at getting LHH to strikeout, but Gonzo is more of a Loogy, and Oliver has more use for full innings later.
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Apparently the tarp is coming off
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Game starting up again at 10:45
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I blame the Tigers for this rain
they pulled the same stunt on New York last week
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Ogando, Oliver, or Gonzalez
I’m going to bitch either way if Avila gets on but I’m thinking Gonzalez by a narrow margin.
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 10:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
do you have a plan?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
do you have a flag?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I do not.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
no flag no country
Thats the rules
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Olney just tweeted going to resume at 10:45
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Brandon Todd
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
"So...when Cruz hit that homerun that was pretty exciting, huh?"
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Our pitcher...
this fucking guy.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Oh of course...
“It’s our first game of the season”
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
I'll take the asshat's seat.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Fuck that douchebag.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Rain
I was hoping if it did rain, that it would benefit Texas, but so far it has hurt CJ & Texas. I hope the Rangers can get to the Bot. of the 5th up 3-2 and start pounding some Detroit pen.
Am I wrong, or do we not have a better bullpen than DET?
If so, seems like the delay might help us…less innings of Verlander
~ Who am I? I am the pro from Dover, and this is my favorite caddy.~ Hawkeye
Agreed
But we need to get this out and preserve the lead
Yea, absolutely. I'm just saying there is plent of reason to stay positive
for a game 1 win
~ Who am I? I am the pro from Dover, and this is my favorite caddy.~ Hawkeye
We had a worse bullpen on the season.
We have a better bullpen now.
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Rain mojo
Generally, rain delays have always hurt Texas and switched the mojo to the other team. Maybe now that we’re on the second delay, the mojo will switch back
I feel much better now
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 8, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Verlander's gotta be done, right?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:21 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, they both gotta be done for tonight
www.dimmedwits.com
Better for the Rangers.....either way....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
game starts back in 25 minutes!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:21 PM CDT reply actions
Last time we had a rain delay
Rhadigan got fired.
Thought he was calling football with Troy Aikman anyway
www.dimmedwits.com
Nolan is going to be pissed
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
slipped
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Ripped sounds more powerful
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
But is it always sliced?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
In Buck Martinez's mind, opposite field hit = fisted.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Agreed
I don’t think either term has been used appropriately every time this season in Rangers broadcasts.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
So Ogando here right?
For final out, the 6th and maybe even some of 7th?
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
He's done
Detroit has already said that he’s done. At least, I think I heard them say that
i think that was the leyland verlander discussino earlier
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Rosenthal:
Gonzalez for Texas and Porcello for Det when resume
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
I hate this inning.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Mike Gonzalez for Rangers..Porcello for Tigers
Per Rosenthal
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
the fifth inning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB0Le3oM1b8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Remember the Damon SO
Gonzo got us a huge SO when we needed it against a lefty the previous series. He did it once. He’ll do it again!
Wow Nebraska
They scored 33 unanswered points and just beat Ohio St.
Serious?
Oh … wow
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Always what I use in moments like these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wRkzCW5qI
You go, Free Willy.
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Charlie Chaplin is the man, man.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Ha
Some guy at the ballpark RT by Micah:
I can see Taylor Swift on the video board in Jerry World from my seat at the ballpark. Man I’m bored.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Forgot about this
Taylor Swift concert, huh? So which weekend is more congested in Arlington, this one or ALCS last year?
Blow your mind away with this
If we get the out and preserve the lead, it will be easier to win, if not, it will be harder
MICHAEL JACKSON DR. TRAIL APP??!!?!
Are you fucking kidding me?!?!
~ Who am I? I am the pro from Dover, and this is my favorite caddy.~ Hawkeye
There's a Michael Jackson Doctor Trial App??
I’m so ready for Armageddon.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
For some reason, that last sentence made me laugh so hard....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh my god....
this fucking bitch on Fox. They show 2nd and she goes ’is that homeplate?"
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Steve Eager should have said "No, it's the endzone..."
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
feldman
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Who?
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Gets me pumped
One of my teams has won and now the other must do so to make my sports Saturday complete
That game was awesome
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Knox does not weird things when he's on the sideline for college football.
He’s straight-laced, and matter-of-fact.
I can’t get over this. My worlds are colliding in a strange way.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
everything know does at the rangers game is a bit
he has it all planned
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
4-1 would break my mind.
As I say that. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
weather looks good!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
If there's another delay, Die Hard is on Spike!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
let's hope not.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Eff you.
"The Rangers don't need a mural at third...
they already have a statue." - ACWNS09
by mathewsherill on Oct 8, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Why did I cancel Cable!?!?!
Seriously, I needed to save money
Please get out of this inning without any more damage.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Baseball gods
What must I sacrifice to make this come true?
I'm sorry.. I Missed something
Is Joe Torre there to head the umpiring crew or representing MLB in some fashion? I saw him talk about the weather a length earlier.. what’s his role here?
Meh even if he does clear the bases, Porcello vs the Rangers offense isn't frightening
I think Gonzo will take care of business though.
While I sit here still feeling good about the Rangers' chances. . .
. . . Porcello vs. Rangers Pen or no, sudden two run deficit would change how I feel. A lot.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
new thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/10/8/2478281/game-on-again-gdt-5#comments
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
What did he say?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
He has trouble finding the plate sometimes
And he has been in Tito’s division, so I imagine he knows what he’s talking about.
by PrussianBlue on Oct 8, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, except....
He was praising Uehara earlier and advising the Rangers to use him with the bases loaded.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Turned out to be the right move, I think,
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
the American version of kitchen nightmares is so bad
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Please get him out.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Thank God. Now get more runs.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Holy shit.
Way to be heads up, Moreland.
"The Rangers don't need a mural at third...
they already have a statue." - ACWNS09
I want to thank the personwho suggested uing Gonzo over Ogando.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Edit
…person who suggest using…
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
You mean that after we had to wait through all of that...
The Rangers are going out 1-2-3?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
NEFTALI FELIZ SAYS SIT YO FIVE DOLLAR ASS DOWN BEFORE HE MAKES CHANGE
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
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