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lol, jeez.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
7/10
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
A SO would be sexy
But I’ll take a pop fly or ball hit right at Elvis for an out
We're on pace for 10 GDT's. Yay.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
GO RANGERS!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
AJ Pyrskenski
I hate that guy! He always picks against us
New thread, same question
What is Joe Torre’s role? Is he representing MLB in some fashion?
As long as we can get out of this inning with the lead
I’ll be happy
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
This game felt lopsided in our favor?
I really don’t think it did, Joe.
Maybe for like the commercial break between Kinsler striking out looking and Santiago’s leadoff double in the 5th. Maybe.
But not really.
Radar looking pretty clear.....gonna finish this tonight....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
Orange you're fired as LSB weatherman!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
he also tried to fire my life earlier.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
only after you tried to fire CJ's.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
hey listen. i was mad, bro.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
me too....
I still am.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Reposting this here:
K% vs. L:
Koji (34.7%), then Adams (26.4%), then Feliz (25.7%), then Oliver (24.5%).
Also, Koji’s was 35.8% last year.
Unrelated, but he’s walked 1 RHH the past two years (out of 212)
Whoops, Mike Gonzalez was 24.5%.
Forgot to look at the whole year instead of just his time with the Rangers.
If it was you
would you really put Koji in right here?
So Koji is really the best bet?
Maybe Boston’s old manager knows what he’s talking about
Well, for relievers this is a SSS.
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He's faced 124 LHH this year.
That’s more than he faced RHH.
But this is just for the sake of argument. I wouldn’t put him in.
119 RHH
I’d guess the splitter is good at neutralizing LHH, but I don’t know why you would actually use him against them more than RHH.
Neffy had 140 to lead the team.
Oliver was next with 94.
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Oh, about 35000
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
And can you believe
Francona thought Uehara would be a good match up to use here?
I'm scared but I've come to this conclusion
If our reliever can’t get one out, we don’t deserve to win.
or if we can get 3 runs off the Cy young we can get at least 1 from somebody else
on their roster
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
What an awful fucking idea
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Fuck, no
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Gonzalez is coming in
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Ca-caw
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
wait who are you?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
kidding.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, Sprite
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
...and you are?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Maurice.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Gangster of love
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Ugh. I have to be at work at 0700.
But I’m not bailing on this now.
I don't even want to watch this fucking inning.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
I don't care how it happens.
I just want to get out of this with the score still 3-2.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Definitely a Hold On To Your Butts situation
times a billion
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
What?
Why are there giant faces of the pitchers on the bullpen wall?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
AJ does have nice eyes
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:40 PM CDT reply actions
hes got frosted tips... total douche.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Gross
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for making me even more nervous AJ
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
But Cowherd endorses him
Says he would be a great broadcaster
Oh....well.....
Now I’m convinced…..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, that's it. I don't like cowherd, either.
AJ pauses between about every third word.
i need to call River Fenix. i bet hes had like 48 beers
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:40 PM CDT reply actions
lol ahh man. probably.;
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm amazed these idiots are questioning bringing Gonzalez in here
Without even mentioning they wouldn’t even need to be bringing him in here HAD THEY NOT FUCKING IBB’D ORDONEZ.
Yeah that was pretty fucking stupid.
Ordonez is terrible.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Except he always kills the Rangers
Doesn’t he?
I'm scared
Get an out so I won’t have to throw something
not with the way Cj was pitching
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
No
I’m saying his tactical decision there was fucking wrong.
I’m also saying the guys in the booth are stupid for not mentioning that.
jesus christ... pouring cats and dogs in addison right now.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:41 PM CDT reply actions
You're getting what we've had in Fort Worth
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
I like Addison.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
not bad... love my apt. however, moving to uptown march 1
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
that's better but Addison ain't bad...
I like it around Beltline and Marsh? where that taco cabana is close to chick fil a and that dickeys bbq?
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
and a 24 hour fitness down the street on the tollway...nice area.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
addison circle. tollway and quorom
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
chief and river fenix live around the corner.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Rule #1
Never question The Gut
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Hello. Cards fan here.
Just came in to wish y’all good luck. Hope you beat Detroit. I really don’t want to have play up there in the WS.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 8, 2011 10:43 PM CDT reply actions
Thanks man
I’m hoping for a Rangers/Cards WS. I don’t want to see that douche Nyjer Morgan in the World Series.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
We don't want to have to deal with that idiot in the NLCS, it is what it is.
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 8, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Gtfo with world series talk
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Well....you really don't want to play down here in the WS......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
heh. Why's that?
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 8, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
nice
Johnny Gomes could not be reached for comment
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 8, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
anybody else loose the HD broadcast?
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES RIGHT HERE
C’mon Gonzo
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
nerves
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
PLEASE GET OUT OF THIS
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
So afraid....
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
3 pitches
Do it
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We're Golden
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
like PonyBoy
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Just 1 out Gonzo...that's all we need from you
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Throw strikes...
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Kinsler...lol
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
OH MY GOD THANK YOU
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
YEH
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:45 PM CDT reply actions
whoa kins
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 8, 2011 10:45 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Its all good in Arlington
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
Jesus Kinsler
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
MIKE FUCKING GONZALEZ
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Holy fuck.
Fucking Ian.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Holy Shit Ian, don't scare me like that
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 10:46 PM CDT reply actions
words would not have been able to describe the depths of my pissed off if kinsler woulda thrown that away
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
lets do this
I’m taking off my panties and tying my hair into a ponytail with them.
by shroomer on Oct 8, 2011 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
WE DID IT!!!!
Go get em Ogando!!! Go get em Hambone! MY! Belt-Trey!
Jump on Porcello, guys.
For the love of god, I don’t like this one run game shit.
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Is this a joke?
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Oh....I almost bought it
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Alright
Now let’s get those runs back that we just gave up.
Pound the shit outta Porcello!!
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Once again
Never question The Gut
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Yes yes yes
I dunno if Wash made that ca or if it was JD or Nolan but I love it. I’m digging Gonzalez.
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Who's coming up for us?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Take all the time in the world, still almost screw the throw up
Give Gonzalez an imaginary save for that.
Loafed it and almost threw it in the dugout.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Wide down the line.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Anyone out of market getting the game?
All I’m getting is Hell’s Kitchen on fox
Call your affiliate
They probably don’t know it’s on.
That'd be hilarious if it wasn't such a bad thing.
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Wow....
96 pitches for CJ and 54 strikes.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
dude
Been watching her youtubes on my phone tonight…
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Oct 8, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
for the Tom Petty file...
Dig it, just can’t explain why.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Oct 8, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
o man...
Jaffe said she doesn’t watch the dearth of covers of her "Clementine" on YouTube.
That’s terble.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Oct 8, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait what?
That sentence doesn’t even make sense.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
hey fuck face
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
guarant dam teed the cops will be here shortly.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:48 PM CDT reply actions
You kill a hooker?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
i wish i had a hooker. no... just yelling like a maniac
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha.
You said you live in Addison circle? In those apartments to the north of the park? You go to octoberfest a few weekends ago?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Well worth it
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
He's gonna be something
But yes, worth it.
by Robert L. Bishop on Oct 8, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
We may regret it in the future but for now, we needed him.
And I liked strop but he could never get it together.
How long do you wait for a reliever to develop?
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
always trust the gut
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
But my gut is also very hungry.
"The Rangers don't need a mural at third...
they already have a statue." - ACWNS09
by mathewsherill on Oct 8, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
went and got Whataburger during the rain delay
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
yes
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
4 inning save
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Runs please.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Now....send Porcello to the dugout crying for his mommy!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
Mitch!!!
He is our best defensive 1st Baseman. Saved us a few times this postseason with his D and once with his bat
well... yeah
when the alternative is michael young or mike napoli
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Alright, Elvis.
Get this shit started.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
WE NEED RUNZZZ
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I like
Who is this?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Well, this is awkward.
"The Rangers don't need a mural at third...
they already have a statue." - ACWNS09
by mathewsherill on Oct 8, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You.
"The Rangers don't need a mural at third...
they already have a statue." - ACWNS09
by mathewsherill on Oct 8, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
No, you
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Thanks.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
LOL
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Upton
"The Rangers don't need a mural at third...
they already have a statue." - ACWNS09
by mathewsherill on Oct 8, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
hambomb. calling it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:50 PM CDT reply actions
Someone needs to tell him
Teams aren’t going to give him a first pitch to hit anymore. Imagine how good he would be if he wasn’t a mental midget.
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 10:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Holy shit
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Hamilton looks like dogshit.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Josh doesn't seem real focused, or something
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
Hamilton!
Quit swinging at the first pitch! You have sucked in the postseason! Sucked! Except for when you haven’t
runs :: need moar
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
C'mon Face
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Is this the same ump?
seems like he is calling everything a strike now
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
LSB power!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:52 PM CDT reply actions
oh fuckin fuck. i thought i sized this. sorry
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
look at all those studs!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Who would you do?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I did bobby Vintons daughter when I lived in Branson
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Who is that?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
A 50's singer
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
That sounds awful.
How old was she?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
She was my age back then.
30
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Oh wow he did a man
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
No she was much better back in the day.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
it's a tough call Schultzy...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Why do we have to pick just one?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
He was told to speed the game along
He was not calling the outside strikes earlier
CJ pitched better than Verlander
Why are they bashing CJ?
They can rip on Verlander too
He was kind of bad as well
They won't
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Verlander really got screwed in the zone I thought.
Dallas Stars: Better than your hockey team
Chelsea FC - GO BLUES!
Both pitchers did
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
So did CJ
The ump hasn’t called the low outside pitch all night.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
there's this short guy with a beard who used to have a croc show in Aussie
he never wore shoes and used to ride on their backs – what is that dude’s name again?
herbies ring on my finger luck dragon
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
He liked it, so he put a ring on it
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
That doesnt seem like Herbie's style
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
weak sisters.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Rangers:
You’re doing it wrong.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Horrible inning
Sexi Lexi time!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Was she blonde with big hooties?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
nasty
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
That was depressing
Beltre or Napoli will get him.
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 10:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Come on BP
Close this game out for us! 12 more outs
Beltre was 5 I think.
2-3-4 is why they were all solo homers.
last one... good luck Tagdonttweet.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:56 PM CDT reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
shit
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you inspired my badass playoff beard!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm really pissed at fucking Hamilton.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
This.
Fucking rain.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Mother Nature sucks
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
hey well at least he didn't try and bunt again...
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
The night is young
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Rickie Weeks did it Game 5 yesterday.
If he was a Ranger, I would have burned his house down for that.
It's amazing how people give Kinsler shit for popping up
when Hamilton so often does the annoying “weak first-pitch out”.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Keep the ball down Alexi
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Francona just said that Ogando has a split.
I did not know that.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
i thought he was fastball and slider
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
97!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:57 PM CDT reply actions
Ogando....
….nasty
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Keep the fucking ball down
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
x
trivia ? answer: rookie of the year
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 10:59 PM CDT reply actions
The Big Stinky Cheese
you beat me to it
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
That movie made me want to break my arm as a kid
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Thanks
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
That's the best trivia question Fox can come up with for the ALCS?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 10:59 PM CDT reply actions
say a prayer for me at church tomorrow steve. also, throw some cash in the collection plate. and drink some communion wine.
and by wine i mean grape juice
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Will do!! Any particular reason or just in general?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i was kidding... i thought your email to me was very very very nice. hopefully i can come check it out soon.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh....no problem....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Ogando makes this look so easy...
all postseason so far.
C'mon Ogando
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I don't care if you were in a home run derby once, Inge.
You are a failure at the plate.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I would think the minute Ceej is out of the game you go to Betemit.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Ump is tired wants to go home....
is opening up his strikezone.
Josh Hamilton = Baseball Jesus.... Amen.
not really
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
C'mon Alexi
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Dammit
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
booyahasha sighting
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
x
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Okay, I somewhat take it back.
But we’ve established this ump is squeezing people.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Brandon Inge, Alexi Ogando.
I want you to go look up Brandon Inge and see how he hits righties.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Dammit
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
its ok
no harm no foul
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
Any not-out PA by the Tigers is harm.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Ogando has this
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Get the fucking ball down
He’s going to get killed up there
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
come on
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Come on Ogando!!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Please get out of this, Ogando.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Give him another one.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
bringing it!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
One more MF'er!!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
SLider
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
paint a fence
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Strike this motherfucker out
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
O is pounding the strike zone
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
C'mon Alexi
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
sand a floor
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
/Chase Daniel
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Finish him!!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
"He's making this harder than it needs to be"
Ranger baseball.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Austin Jackson is not a good hitter
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
new thread. inning over?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:05 PM CDT reply actions
CHEESE
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 8, 2011 11:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
STFD
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:05 PM CDT reply actions
OGGIE FTW!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
STFD
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Beautiful
Texas Rangers - back-to-back AL West Division Champions
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
i want to fuck your face off ogando!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:05 PM CDT reply actions
fuck the goiter off his cheek
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
huge
need a run or 4
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Oh yeah
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 11:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
whoa! id buy it.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
MOAR RUNS
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
x
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 11:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
ogandealwithit.jpg
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
9 more outs!
Do it Wash! Ogando again, then Adams, then Feliz
awesome that everyone was loading up ogando gifs!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:06 PM CDT reply actions
We're bringing Ogando back out
Aren’t we? Please tell me, yes?
I vote "YES!!"
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Wash better
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Finish this now!
MOAR RUNS!!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Okay, Rangers, I know walking isn't your thing, but. . .
. . . this strikezone is tiny. Please take some pitches if they’re not where you want them.
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C'mon offense
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
be back in a sec
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm new, I don't know all these girls that get posted.
I like them, tho.
It's just been Kate Upton every inning
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
It's Olivia Newton-John
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Hang on, I've got a kitchen to clean.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Oct 8, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure this is the least-annoying post season anthem since TBS started doing the playoffs.
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bbimbf is probably not going to oblige.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
x
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
these?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
yes
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
god dammit. i mean fuck. fuck im frustrated now.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
did I win the internet?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I don't know about that
But I’ll give you an extra life.
yup
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you tuck the wife and kids in?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
wife and youngin' are out o' town...just me and the 3y/o
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Call
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
by boomer1 on Oct 8, 2011 11:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
hmmmm
Who is that?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Somebody I'd like to bone.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
NAP-O-LI! NAP-O-LI! NAP-O-LI! NAP-O-LI! NAP-O-LI!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
they need to save that shit...can't do it every PA
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
i want some super nachos
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:11 PM CDT reply actions
Jesus
Napoli got two fat pitches to hit.
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 11:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
terrible pitch
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
He didn't work anything
He got 2 91-92 mph fastballs right down the middle he missed and struck out on a pitch way out of the zone.
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 11:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Y U SWING AT THAT?
Texas Rangers - back-to-back AL West Division Champions
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
You've gotta be kidding me with that swing...
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
wow..................
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:13 PM CDT reply actions
Holy shit we're making Porcello look great
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
lame
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
bad inning
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Oct 8, 2011 11:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Two in row.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Considering he's more than likely out next inning,
you’re right.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, that is an illogical assumption.
Key word being assumption.
And I know for a fact you understand probabilities well enough to know that.
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If they weren't going to score may as well make it quick.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
So, they can get on Verlander early and drive up his pinch count. . .
. . . but against Porcello they hack their way to easy outs.
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What the fuck just happened
Porcello wasn’t that good in that inning. Did the hitters take some swings over the delay?
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 11:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i was going through my photobucket and realized at one time i wore a tigers hat. im about to set it on fire.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:15 PM CDT reply actions
in my defense... i didnt hit anything that day either.... ayyyy oooooo
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't play with fire, IANF
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Missouri?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Traitor.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Am I allowed to join the GDT or should I stay out of it at this point?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Welcome
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
absolutely.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay Purdue?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Sure!
Minnesota is really, really bad. Like for serious.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Apparently so
But still … a win is a win, right?
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yes, I was very happy with how we played
It kind of sucked because it’s fall break, so the student section was mostly empty (especially after halftime). But that first quarter was awesome.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Ah ... yeah, the students make the game more fun
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
so ogando just needs one more good frame
Then Adams and Happy …
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Oct 8, 2011 11:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
We need good Adams tonight
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Ogando is dealin'
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Damn I love you, Alexi
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 11:17 PM CDT reply actions
STFD
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
There's no way the X Factor is worth watching, right?
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Coupld we get Rayburn out at least once?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Yes, we can.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
STFDMF'er
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
low and away
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
Just nasty
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Oliver? hmmm
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I wouldn't mind that
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Fuck you lard ass
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
C'mon Ogando
1 more
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
So anyways...back to hot chicks where I work...here is the one, my boss told me her name, did some Facebook creeping and ta-dah!
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
you pullin some wool sir joseph?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
She is hot, but this post makes me uncomfortable.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It's like an unholy amalgamation of IANF, bigtill, and benji
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
(not that I dislike any of those guys)
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I was sure to make it on imgur...avoid the Facebook deal..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Exactly what I was thinking
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
No idea.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Read above.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
coke = gentry
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:18 PM CDT reply actions
i love good ogando
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Oct 8, 2011 11:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
badass alexi changeup!
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
I could probably live with giving him once through the lineup.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
yayayay
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Oct 8, 2011 11:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
STFD
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
AAHHHHH
So sweet!
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
DAYUM
That’s more like it, Ogando
www.dimmedwits.com
As Jeff Sullivan asked:
Are we sure he can’t start?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
He probably could, actually.
And maybe should be. Although having him for instances like this is pretty nice.
it is a coin flip as a starter
Between him and Colby. But imagine col y coming into this game late
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Oct 8, 2011 11:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
he may be most valuable doing this
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Oct 8, 2011 11:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Longterm, I don't know
This post-season, I think I like having him in the pen
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
fuck fuck fuck fuck yes.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
good to see alexi's change make an appeareance
its pretty good
SEXY LEXI
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
I would consider leaving Ogando in for the 8th
But I know Ron will go with Adams
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I think we have to lift him to use him tomorrow.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Ogando
How do you like facing me every single game Tigers! I own you! Your soul is mine!
I like to pretend Norris is related to Rick.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Ogando can rest until Tuesday.
I say leave him until.
yep
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:21 PM CDT reply actions
I have my name for my restaurant now.
Thanks.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
That....looks.......sooooo good........
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
One more from Ogando
Or at least Adams, do not put in Oliver
OGANDEALWITHIT.GIF.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 11:22 PM CDT reply actions
AJM had no confidence that Ogando was going to be worth anything in the postseason
coming out of the BP….I wonder if he’s changed his stance.
At the time, though, Ogando was in the middle of his slide so it could have been knee-jerking.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:22 PM CDT reply actions
LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME, LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Let's have a what?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Ogando
Won’t be available tomorrow either way.
Even if he throws another 20 pitches, he’ll be available for game 3 after the off day.
Save Oliver and Adams for tomorrow and throw Ogando back out there.
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 11:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
zz
Fire. Man.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Bullpen coagulate
Stops the bleeding other pitchers cause.
by PrussianBlue on Oct 8, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the McDonald's commercial that takes a dig at LeBron
by philclark on Oct 8, 2011 11:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I see he's back to being "sponsor-friendly Lebron"
Maybe if he stops being an entitled choker, people will like him. Cuntswizzle.
"こんな感じです。" --@TeamUehara, 9/23/11
throw ogando 1 more inning
I kindof wish he’d start game 4
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
so we see gentry here? or am i gonna have another CJ meltdown?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:24 PM CDT reply actions
Jennifer Ellison
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Ew
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
If I had the chance to fuck here or get my penis chopped off
I’d choose getting my penis chopped off.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Oct 8, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
ahhahahaha
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Olivia Newton-John is still better......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Why does it looked like her right boob has been whipped?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
better pic of her.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
stretch marks on tits are gross... that being said. ive seen plenty
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
6 more outs
Let’s do this against the crappy part of their order before Micky C and V-mac come back up
It's tine.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Oct 8, 2011 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Es tine
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Did I miss something about the posterior?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
fuck roles ogando for the 8th ;_;
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Here we go!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
by Travis93 on Oct 8, 2011 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
This happens even when there is supervision
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
i fuckin hope so
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
ooh
> tits
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Oh..lawdie.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Dat ass.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Is anyone else's Fox feed messed up?
Mine shows what looks like David Murphy hitting against a lefty specialist.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Shit
I guess the rain finally got to my Directv.
I’m seeing the same damn thing.
Writer for Defending Big D
by Brandon Bibb on Oct 8, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Which might also explain
How Fort Worth made it into the broadcast coming back from a break.
Writer for Defending Big D
by Brandon Bibb on Oct 8, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Rangers fans get loud on every pop up
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
Yep.
Baseball everywhere needs a “WATCH THE FIELDERS” graphic.
I mean, I didn’t think about that until someone mentioned it. I don’t expect people to know, but someone should educate them.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
If nothing else
You’d think Gentry would be in for defense.
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 11:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
So, like, does Austin Jackson get close to every ball ever hit in to centerfield?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
defend the pennant!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:29 PM CDT reply actions
are you fucking kidding me. hold on
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
You aren't very good at this picture posting thing :)
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
...
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
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