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At the game
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
GO RANGERS!!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:27 PM CDT reply actions
Moreland!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
MITCH!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:27 PM CDT reply actions
That'll do Mitch. That'll do.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
Mitch!
Texas Rangers - back-to-back AL West Division Champions
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
Time for a two-run Kinsler homer.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
C'mon Kins!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Yep a favorite for a gold glove I believe..
So this is an anamoly against our Rangers, keep on with it.
I think he wanted to go after that linedrive thinking it might hang up a bit...
and nearly overplayed it.
99 problems and Mitch ain't one....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:28 PM CDT reply actions
can they put Gentry in to run here?
not good with roster management
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Meh is right
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
She doesn't do anything for me
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
good
more time she can use to do stuff for me
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
She's like a 5
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Fine. Take her. Leaves more attractive girls for me.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
On a scale of 1 to 3
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
She's so wonderful........
She was in Dune, too….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
this is fucking awesome
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
According to Newberg, Oliver is warming up and no one else
I still think you have to go with Adams if you take Ogando out
Feliz :)
It's The Gut
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Tigers fans aren't happy about Ryan Perry coming in
Good
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Gentry could still come in as a defensive replacement
The Gut will have a reason for letting Murph bat
Darren Oliver is warming
Surprised he’s still awake at this hour
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
He will be alright.
He gets a Nap behind the plate.
by Akalhar on Oct 8, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Heh
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Wash is too in love with his bullpen "roles"
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
groove Kins a fastball
and lets watch the hop trot
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
hey boomer
my hybrid rose looked like death warmed over 6 weeks ago, but a few rain showers and some mild temperatures and voila – looks fresh as a daisy and is blooming like mad
Mine is too
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
We're going with DO here because
Oh baseball gods help me
Doesn't matter
We’re about to score 3 runs
by Robert L. Bishop on Oct 8, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there an online stream of this game?
Sorry if this has already been asked
Wheres jonthefon or any other soccer/football fans..(If I remember correctly Jon is a soccer/football fan)
Here is a vid of my buddie doing some cool stuff with a soccer ball and stuff..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btBQZ8Epdhk&feature=player_embedded#!
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
No politics
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I'm drunk and sleepy and still have to watch a shitty hockey game and track the whole thing
Fml
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Why did we play Chicago back to back?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
To get it over with
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
no but really
same teams different cities… do not understand
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Take a look at the whole schedule
It works out like that a lot in the NHL. Not necessarily back to back, but twice in the same week
by Robert L. Bishop on Oct 8, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
It just seems weird to me to play the same team on back-to-back nights
in cities that aren’t very close to each other, especially to start off the season
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
They've done it with Nashville a few times IIRC
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
...
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
C'mon Kins
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
He's a bad man
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
You mean that rancid stuffed animal you hump all day?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
No..
I mean the dude who host the tv show where he goes out in nature and survives. He’s on the ad for DegreeMen on this page.
Wilfred? Anybody?
Fuck
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I actually thought he was gonna turn on that.
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or not
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Let's put this bitch to bed thread
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I hate Darren Oliver
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Oct 8, 2011 11:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Just missed it
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Aw man.
That’s one of the most disappointing things ever.
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Looked good off the bat.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
ugh....just missed it.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:32 PM CDT reply actions
Bah... Rally Boobs attempt 2
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Oct 8, 2011 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Blue feet are hawt!!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I guess nothing is happening this inning.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Anytime an announcer says "Nolan Ryan looks like he could still pitch," take a shot in the Drinking Game of Life.
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Well, having him actually holding a baseball...
…gives them a little more excuse for it than usual.
6 more outs!
We can do this, we can do this (crosses fingers)
Angels offense showing up.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 11:33 PM CDT reply actions
That we do.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
come and take it mother fuckers
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:34 PM CDT reply actions
typed in rallyboobs...
And this came up…
ITS A SIGN!!!
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
There's two lefties coming up
I figure he’s pitching to those two
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 8, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Great, another nail-biter.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Oliver openign the 8th..
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
That just means more additiosn to the all-time WPA list.
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im actually cold right now... not gonna shut the wndows though.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:35 PM CDT reply actions
Oh shit
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Oliver, then Adams
I’d rather just stick with the uu succeeding than add new variables unnecessarily.
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 11:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
He's going to bring the fire
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
he's going to light his machettes on fire?
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
He poured gasoline on people and lit them on fire.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
shit
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
C'mon Oliver
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
im going to take a shit in kelly's pillow case
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:36 PM CDT reply actions
One away.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
Get out of here with your facts
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
1 down
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Grandpa Oliver scares me.
Hold me…
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
SO, Gentry can't come in?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
why do people forget how fucking awesome oliver is
he’s a badass old guy that can still pitch like a boss
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
And forget the matchups here.
It’s insane.
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it's not like he has a 2.79 FIP vs lefties or anything
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Confusing him with whatsisface the other old guy we let go during the year
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
"he’s a badass old guy that can still pitch like a boss "
My new standard description of DO.
kling klang king of the rim ram room
In 2011, Oliver had the slightly better xFIP.
But did not get to pitch half his season in PETCO.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
yeah....that was a little close...
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Heart stopped
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Mine too
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't do that again
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Trust The Gut
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
The gut speaks!
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
it needs it's own Twitter page
www.dimmedwits.com
that has potential..
@Ron Washington’s Gut
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Heh....same
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
Don't come inside
That was right down the pipe.
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 11:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i think thats piss running down my leg
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:39 PM CDT reply actions
You can dry it off now.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Oct 8, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
from Ogando to Oliver
talk about changing gears..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
WOOOOO!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:39 PM CDT reply actions
stop it you absolute f'n retard
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
you need to be banned right now
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
You might have noticed....
counting down outs is frowned upon in this establishment!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
STFD!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
sit down!
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
z
stFd
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
No love for SP Darren Oliver?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
He got us Royce Clayton!
And Stottlemyre!
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
89!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Whew, no get him out of there.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Trust The Gut
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
Yes.
Trust him to bring in a really good relief pitcher when it fits the platoon advantage.
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thing of fucking beauty
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Sit the fuck down!
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
DO!
You’re good without runners in scoring position
Are my eyes playing tricks on me
it seems like he always gives up runs with guys on. Do the stats say otherwise. You can just say yes or no
grand pa'd!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
HELLZ YEAH! STFD!
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
He IS the Honey Badger.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Oct 8, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah he's just old
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Nice job, old man!!!
Wait…he’s younger than me……..
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:40 PM CDT reply actions
Ok Was
You win
So far
(knock on wood)
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 11:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
STFD!
You just got struck out by a guy who qualifies for Medicare!
"こんな感じです。" --@TeamUehara, 9/23/11
STFDMF'er
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
who is mike adams?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:40 PM CDT reply actions
Good job grandpa Oliver!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Oliver gif please.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 11:40 PM CDT reply actions
According to twitter
It’s raining again
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
He was drafted in 1989, IIRC
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
They really feel like completely different people to me.
When I think of the 90s Rangers, I think of Darren Oliver, and forget he’s still here.
When I think about Darren Oliver today, I forget he was ever a Ranger before this.
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he's in that video whenever robin ventura charged the mound against nolan
just wondering around the outskirts of the fight
someone get darren oliver some softserve!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahhahaha
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Oliver did his job
Now it’s time for Adams to close out the 8th
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
is it me or has oliver not aged in 20 years
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
Too bad he's busy filming commercials while we're in the playoffs. Sounds good to me
by kinsler61 on Oct 8, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Heh
Rec
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't want to see
Cabrera again until tomorrow.
by kumizi on Oct 8, 2011 11:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I can't take much more...
Playoff baseball is taking years off my life right now.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Because he's starring in an awesome commercial
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Terribly awesome
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
in comparison to the average commercial, yes
compared to most commercials starring athletes, it’s Capra-esque.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
because Holland is quite ready with his mustache yet
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Looks like the heavy cells down my cleburne are trying to move more west now
Better hurry with this game.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
C'mon My Cadams
1 more
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
what do tigers dream of? when they get a little mike adams fastball snooze?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:44 PM CDT reply actions
I love you.....thank you for this
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
outside
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
AHHHHHH
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
what the..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Ugh....just 1 more strike...that's all we need.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
C'mon K him on this pitch
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
cutter low and away
let’s go hit
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
slider
i’ll take it!
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Kid, isn't Adams 33?
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
It's all relative....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
This always makes me laugh..
.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Stop it....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
What do you not understand about this? It's an easy concept.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Who are you and why are you here?
Ban ban ban ban
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
FUCK YES!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:46 PM CDT reply actions
STFD
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
SIT THE FUCKNAODSFNASLDFNSA DDOWN
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
dat Mike Adams!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I read that as Pallotta
And wondered why Herbie would be running …
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks!
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
MIKE ADAMS BABY.
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 11:46 PM CDT reply actions
This game.
This fucking game.
If the whole series is like this, fans of 28 MLB teams will be happy.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I didn't realize how spoiled we were last year to not deal with games like this.
Last year gave me my first dose of playoff winning, but I’m learning new emotions this year.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Having Cliff Lee on the mound in those first two rounds made things kind of comfortable.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I tried to link a Facebook conversation about Lee.
Someone told me that we were better by not having Lee on the team because he was a choke job and couldn’t win when it really mattered. Everything he did before was therefore invalidated because of one bad start.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Then STFU
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Then go to the ESPN boards
or…don’t post
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 8, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
There's nothing wrong with anything I've posted
You’re just being pricks
Did you just call us pricks?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Not you boomer1
I like you, just those accusing me of posting faux pas
You are committing posting faux pas, so
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
There's this little thing called "reading the room".
You fail at it.
I'm actually a very astute well educated individual
There’s again, nothing wrong with anything I’ve posted. Everyone else was freaking out about DO before he came up, making jokes about the gut, etc.
Two things to know before posting in GDTs:
1. People don’t tolerate stupidity
2. People are very superstitious.
You shit two giant piles of poop on rule 2.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
but did you go to Wharton?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
das06h
Rule 1 and rule 2 should cancel each other out, because it’s stupid to be superstitious
Why are you talking to yourself now?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
And yet, you continue to fail.
Unless you’re trolling on purpose, which I suppose is possible. But as they say, “Never attribute to malice what can be more easily explained by stupidity.”
Troll
Everyone always once to accuse someone of trolling when they disagree with them.
except that I didn't accuse of trolling.
I only mentioned the possibility, and then immediately dismissed it in favor of calling you stupid.
Oh yes, because you know someone's education and astuteness from a simple conversation
By quacking to jump to conclusions, I can equally accuse you of being an idiot
Now we're bringing ducks into the conversation?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
You guys are all way too quick to jump down people's throats for nothing
Lighten the freak up!
das06h
Over-reactionary, superstitious, esoteric idiots = exactly why I normally stay away from GDTs. You, good sir, are the poster child, and I could care less if this rants gets me banned. Good riddance virtual baseball community. This is a tell-tell example of why the medium of online communities makes people act like jerks and idiots who would normally be nice people in “real life.”
hahahahahaha
That was funny.
Man, if you think I am bad, you really have not spent much time in this place, and my comments about reading the room ring true.
I’m generally one of the quieter and more tolerant posters around here.
Your phenomenal arrogance struck a raw nerve with me, though.
Again, the problem with online communities
Again, the problem with online communities. You all called me an idiot. Am I not supposed to defend myself. I am not an arrogant individual, but I don’t tolerate people lambasting me and questioning my intelligence simply because I said, “oh please don’t walk anyone.” This is qualitatively the exact same thing as asking Darren Oliver to not screw up, a sentiment which many of you expressed. Jumping down my throat was unfair and uncalled for, and I’m more reacting to that then anything else. You can simply say don’t say that or something along the lines without trying to rip my head off.
I apologize
But since I know people are superstitious, particularly baseball people. I’m sorry, and equally sorry for coming off as arrogant. You won’t see me on here again
Now that I'm no longer ticked off...
Let me just say this.
LSB is a community.
Like any community, it has it’s own culture, customs, and conventions. Like any community, when a newcomer moves in and steps on those customs and conventions, that newcomer is going to catch some heat.
On top of that, LSB’s culture is pretty rough-and-tumble. When you add a high-tension situation—like a playoff GDT for a very close game—that tendency is heightened. We don’t call this place the Angrydome for nothing.
So, you came in, you stepped on a couple of those conventions, and you caught heat. Lots of folks who post here—including myself—went through this experience when they first started. If you take your lumps, accept that you made a mistake, and show some respect for the community, all of these things are generally forgiven. You didn’t do that; you insisted that our customs were “stupid” and called us “pricks” for our insistence that you follow them. This isn’t the best way to earn forgiveness.
I’ll be blunt. It takes a pretty damn thick skin to survive in this place. It’s very easy here to catch a lot of heat for relatively minor transgressions, especially in a GDT. We argue with each other as much as we do with the newcomers sometimes. The difference is, those of us who have been here a while know how to take it.
So… if you can take the heat, hang around. Observe for a while. Lurk more, perhaps; take a little time to learn how we do things. Anything you might have done wrong tonight will be quickly forgotten if you show a good attitude about it.
If not, well… LSB isn’t for everyone. If you do leave, though, you’ll be missing out on a lot. While we may be a rough crowd sometimes, you’ll be hard-pressed to find a more dedicated, devoted, and dare I say it, educated baseball community than this one. I can truthfully say that LSB has made me a better baseball fan.
It’s up to you.
Why is your name in the subject line?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
das06h
Do not, I repeat, do not post anything!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Oct 8, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
colonialbob
Do not, I repeat, do not post anything I don’t want to rec!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 8, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
7.5/10
jay_jaffe Jay Jaffe
Nothing says “my 15 minutes are up” quite like appearing in a Taco Bell commercial
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Do Pizza Hut commercials count, too?
/Reggie Bush
Yep yep
That’s the way strikeouts go
www.dimmedwits.com
Fuck, I'm dying here.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
IN SUR ANCE! IN SUR ANCE!
C’mon O, the pitching and D has done their job, Ya’ll get after Benoit!
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
rally camels! (im deleting these off my photobucket but you all have to see)
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:47 PM CDT reply actions
gentry fuckin arkansas
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
been there
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I've been to that place
It’s badass
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I think they got relocated
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
hahah i grew up in WF... i know exactly wher ethat is... there is a vineyard out there too strangely enough
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Camels got moved a couple years ago.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
You should go ride an elephant with Elvis
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 8, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
i might!.... im going swimming with dolphins in aruba!
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't "hit your head on a rock"
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
haha thanks bro.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
dont want to get van der slooted
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
that k was worth erlin
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Oct 8, 2011 11:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It was a thing of beauty...
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
We need some RUNZZZ
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
yes...yes we do
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
The chick has no subtlety...
Nothing less aphrodisiac than attention-craving. It’s like she forgets they’re giant too.
Meh.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Oct 8, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
So...I'm not alone in my thinking......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Aww-di?
Seriously, Buck?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
And after that, Aaron Rodgers gets the Discount Double Penetration
"こんな感じです。" --@TeamUehara, 9/23/11
call for Josh
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 8, 2011 11:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
z
Don’t be afraid to swing
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Damn Hamilton just going through the motions...
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
We need MVP Josh
He’s been MIA since the Angels’ series in Arlington
Speaking of
Good job Face
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Not so much
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Somebody is going ot get on next inning and bring Cabrera up as the lead run.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
Shut up
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I stand corrected
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
What is with the comments tonight
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
C'mon AB
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Yeah....that playoff beard might need to come off, MY....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:51 PM CDT reply actions
Use your cough button Joe
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
need run
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Oct 8, 2011 11:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Ughh
It’s like the hitters were so concerned with Verlander, they made a true effort to work the count and throw a lot of pitches. As soon as he left, it’s like they went back to hack / over-aggressive mode
fail x3
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Oct 8, 2011 11:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Damn, Beltre
If you have to jump to swing at it…don’t swing at it
www.dimmedwits.com
ive been watching the game with no audio for the majority of the time
how’s Francona been?
Hup Holland Hup
Way Above average
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
by jharrison2090 on Oct 8, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
beans
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
only talking when he has something good/important to say
but what he does say is really good
He's been good....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm hoping McCarver's out for a while.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Oct 8, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
He adds almost nothing.
But that’s a vast improvement over McCarver.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
real good, kid.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
He hasn't been afraid to say what he thinks.
While not doing it to the extreme, it has been kind of nice having someone say what is actually on his mind.
WTF, Belts?
Vlad wouldn’t have swing at that
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 11:52 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah...it was about 6 ft too high for Vlad...
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
my lord.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
What the fuck offense?
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 8, 2011 11:52 PM CDT reply actions
Wow.
This lineup has embarrassed themselves on national television for the last hour.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
So has their's.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Oct 8, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a much longer drop from our norm than theirs.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
True however some of our best hasnt even show up yet this entire playoffs!
How long do they think they can get away with this, its concerning.
but the bullpen ...
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Oct 8, 2011 11:53 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Damn. OK Neffy, it's your time.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
it's like the rangers forgot that ryan perry fucking sucks
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
That was.................awful.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:53 PM CDT reply actions
our hitters lost all their good approaches at the plate
after the rain delays
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Whoops
@EmilyJonesFSN Emily Jones
I choose Michael Young for my next #baselesssportsprediction Look out for MY in the 8th
"こんな感じです。" --@TeamUehara, 9/23/11
fuck neffy has this.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:54 PM CDT reply actions
C'mon Neftali. 1 inning...
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
GENTRY!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
best thing ever.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Love the playoffs...
hate the bandwagoners that seem to find LSB then
Maybe I am just a dick
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Don't you dare bunt bitch
Beltre will murder you
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
new thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/10/8/2478408/gdt-something#comments
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
get out of the way
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Damn
can’t bunt it much better than that
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fuck ...must have double play!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
is that Alison Angel on the right?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Yup.
/kitchen
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 9, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Correct
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Oct 9, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Even Nolan looks nervous.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
101, nice.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
OH HAPPY DAY
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 9, 2011 12:04 AM CDT reply actions
That was one of Feliz's best outings in a long time.
(1) Northern Virginia's greatest Ranger fan.
(2) The Rangers have arrived as an American League superpower. -- Albert Chen, CNN/SI
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