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Oh god.....oh god....
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
GO RANGERS!!!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:56 PM CDT reply actions
FUCK
got to field that
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
get out of the way feliz, shit
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
We haven't needed this in awhile...but we need it more than ever.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I hate that guy.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I thought this said butts for a second
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
believe baby.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:57 PM CDT reply actions
Reaching for Pepto
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 8, 2011 11:57 PM CDT reply actions
Just in case in needs to be in the active thread to work:
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Wow, that's some overmatchedness.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
get fired up
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
C'mon Neftali
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
gas it up baby. gas it the fuck up
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:58 PM CDT reply actions
Fuckin' stream ain't workin..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
I pulled that out yesterday
not sure anybody got it
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
still need that double play!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
would ya?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 8, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
like to play with those racks..
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
I think that's Allison Angel on the right.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
always liked this one
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
STFD
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
See Sig
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
slow gun...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:58 PM CDT reply actions
Holy shit, Neffy.
I kind of feel bad for him!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
If you can find it somewhere, you need to look at Ernie Whitt vs Nolan Ryan.......
Ryan made him look foolish nearly every time he faced him….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 8, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Nef tally ------> 1
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
C'mon. DP
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
why would you pinch run with a person who was under 4 seconds to first on the bunt?
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
C'mon Neftali
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Who was the guy that always put his name in the subject line?
Something Mason?
by Robert L. Bishop on Oct 8, 2011 11:59 PM CDT reply actions
James Mason
James Mason
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
James Mason....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm dying here.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
the outside strike YES
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
Calling DP Dino
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Neffy has no interest in letting BIP.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
throw the change up please
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
do you throw offspeed here?
or stick with the fastball
is that the 5th swinging strike of the inning?
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Holy shit Neftali....wow....
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
101 bitches
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
YOU SIT YOUR ASS DOWN TOO
www.dimmedwits.com
STFD
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Nef tally -------> 2
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
see lsb poster name. call down you guys, i got this.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 9, 2011 12:01 AM CDT reply actions
101!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 12:01 AM CDT reply actions
101!!!!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
101!!!!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
6 swinging strikes?
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Do not walk him!
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 9, 2011 12:01 AM CDT reply actions
good lord that arm side
run
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
James Mason.
Holy..101mph.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
You know j-kirbs
You’re alright in my book.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Am I not alright in everyones?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
I have no idea
I was merely reaffirming your alrightness
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Oh, okay.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
I only have one book
/Matt Harrison
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
you cool Kirbert.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Your random nicknames are so odd, and thanks I guess.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Thanks man, I like your video of you playing that instrument in the USC Marching Band, that was pretty nuts.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
I think I've watched it multiple times now..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
I liked it when I was the youngest :(
I’m jelly of all the attention Joey gets.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
MUAHAHHA.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
It's okay, you're pretty awesome.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
x
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
by Schultzy on Oct 9, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is what makes you awesome.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
So only 14 after halftime, eh?
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
We had our backups in the 2nd quarter. We could have scored 100 points easily.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Wish you had, just for the novelty factor.
Go for 150!
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Kansas is really really bad.
They scored on the their first drive by getting away with two broken plays for big gains but then it got ugly really fast.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
1 more Neftali
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I NEED A LINK MY TV WENT OUT
Rob Ryan: "I don’t know if we win all-hype team. That might have gone to someone else, but we’re going to beat their ass when we play them."
someone please!?
Rob Ryan: "I don’t know if we win all-hype team. That might have gone to someone else, but we’re going to beat their ass when we play them."
ONE HUNDRED AND ONE
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Oct 9, 2011 12:02 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
HAHAHA
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
on the slow humbler at the ballpark no less
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
love that one
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Big Stinky Cheese
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
offspeed
he has no chance on this fastball coming
1 more.......C'mon Neftali!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I NEED A LINK
Rob Ryan: "I don’t know if we win all-hype team. That might have gone to someone else, but we’re going to beat their ass when we play them."
We can't give any on SB Nation anymore
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 9, 2011 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
thanks anyways
Rob Ryan: "I don’t know if we win all-hype team. That might have gone to someone else, but we’re going to beat their ass when we play them."
Huh?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Yay! and why can't we link anything anymore?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Wow...that's dumb.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Where did you hear that?
And what are you talking about?
double-plus ungood
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Say what?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
nice pitch
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Dat offspeed
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I want 101 again
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
WE JUST BEAT JUSTIN FUCKING VERLANDER
www.dimmedwits.com
YEAH, THEY DID!!!
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
YEOLSDJG:LKSDJG:LSKDJG:LSDKJG
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
STFD!!!!!!!!!1
Ballgame!!!!!
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 9, 2011 12:03 AM CDT reply actions
BALLGAME!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 12:03 AM CDT reply actions
MOTHER EFFIN BALLGAME BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
SHUT DOWN BULLPENIS
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
OH, THANK YOU!!!!!!!
Texas Rangers - back-to-back AL West Division Champions
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
BALLGAME!
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
That was the second sexiest Neftali Feliz inning ever.
It passed his debut.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
man on fieyah
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
overpowering
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
HAPPY TIMES ARE HERE AGAIN
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
JAMES MASONGAME.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
SEE YOU LATER TONIGHT! LET'S MAKE IT 2-0!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, GUYS!!!!
www.dimmedwits.com
by Steve Estep on Oct 9, 2011 12:04 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs
Actually, that shit was bananas.
B A N A N A S.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Oct 9, 2011 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
So....how 'bout that bullpen?!?!?!?!?!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 12:05 AM CDT reply actions
Damn I'm going to need hard liquor to calm down tonight.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
Boom Stick True Greatness never goes unrecognized
DONT BOO PLAYERS EVER!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki's Flamingo Fadeaway is this generation's Sky Hook
Playoff Feliz is nails!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
by boomer1 on Oct 9, 2011 12:05 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Luckily I taped the game around the 8th.
for some reason….now I’m gonna go watch the 9th again.
wanna come over?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Does this explain your situation?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
YOWZA.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Dat Feliz
Damn that’s the best he has looked this year.
by kumizi on Oct 9, 2011 12:05 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
And how great is it he's picked this time of year to do it?
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Oct 9, 2011 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
So are the Tigers.....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Want to stay and party, but I need sleep
Yay Rangers!! See you tomorrow, LSB.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
southparkmasturbation.jpg
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Hmm...why not nine?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
From Bless You Boys blog.
Ogando cant pitch 2 innings every game, right?
“I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food” – Ron Swanson
by rock n rye on Oct 8, 2011 10:07 PM PDT
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
Fuck BYB
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 9, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Beating Verlander twice this year?
Ho-humm
Run if you intend you survive,
For the beast is coming to life.
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Oct 9, 2011 12:13 AM CDT reply actions
Beautiful work by the bullpen tonight.
Absolutely stellar.
And now, I sleep. Have another 12-hour shift to work tomorrow.
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