ALCS 1-0 Rangers
by benmor78 on Oct 9, 2011 12:05 AM CDT
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Rangers go up 1-0 in the ALCS. CJ was as good as he had to be, and the boomstick made an appearance. Yay!
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need a rub down?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I do
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I feel like the bullpen was handled perfectly tonight.
(with the possible exception of leaving CJ in too long)
DAT BULLPEN
4.1IP, 1H, 1BB, 8 Ks
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
by jonthefon on Oct 9, 2011 12:06 AM CDT reply actions 16 recs
Haha. Yeah.
When they showed the rangers bullpen vs. the tigers bullpen, the Ks were 5 to 1. Then felix came in to really make it look sexy. Good times.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 9, 2011 12:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Feliz. Damn mobile posting.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 9, 2011 12:10 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't underestimate me......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
After tonight
Feliz will be added to all tru-type dictionaries.
by robert_d_wilfong on Oct 9, 2011 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
When DO is getting Ks, you know the #bullpenisseriouslydealing
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Oct 9, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
that's an insane line
and the 1 hit was a bunt
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
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"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Watch him.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 9, 2011 12:10 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
with an off day on monday
I don’t see why he wouldn’t be available tomorrow. didn’t he just throw 30 pitches?
either way, hopefully we win one by a big margin tomorrow. I could use that.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
MOOHOOHAHAHAHAH!!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
That inning was incredible.
He has that in him? Like, we don’t just dream about it, he can do it?
DO IT ALWAYS.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Oct 9, 2011 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Player of the Game: Mike Gonzalez
What an epic way to come in and shut down with the bases loaded after the second rain delay.
well
he was a little fortunate because neither of his pitches were near the strikezone. Avila was just too anxious, but yeah he got the biggest out of the season to this point
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Two of the biggest outs of the postseason
His strikeout of Damon was pretty big too.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 9, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
I want 2-0 after tonights game!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Man. That was vintage Neffy right there.
Betemit and Raburn had no chance. 101? On the black? And then a little 88 mph slider down and away. Good luck with all that
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
by TxStCa on Oct 9, 2011 12:08 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
really does
perhaps its because we lost so many games against detroit that were close like this.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I have had a great day!
First OU then came home and got some then off to the Rangers and THAT happened.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
by boomer1 on Oct 9, 2011 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Oct 9, 2011 12:08 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Incredible pen
Ogando and feliz looked Untouchable
by Sherman McCoy on Oct 9, 2011 12:08 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Adams was nasty against Peralta
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Feliz was nasty tonight
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Seemed like he pitched with a chip on his shoulder.
He pitched pissed off.
by DevilManHammy on Oct 9, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I like playoff Feliz
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
No
he pitched like he was Neftali Feliz against three hitters who could stand at the backstop and still be late vs. his fastball
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Oct 9, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It wasnt so much being late, but how far away they were from making contact.
Like 6-8 inches above or below the pitch. So awesome.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 9, 2011 12:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That third swing
from Betimet looked like a man who knew he was going to strikeout before Neftali even got the sign
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
That's the best part about Feliz
He has that ability to make a lot of players look like that. Need moar.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 9, 2011 12:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That was my favorite at-bat of the game.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I'd like a GIF featuring all the Ks the bullpen had tonight
there were some bad swings (Martinez vs. Ogando, Peralta vs. Adams, everyone vs. Feliz)
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
I like Franconia's comment
on how he looks disinterested and then the ball explodes out of his hand…I always thought there was some gamesmanship to that
i know
he looks ho hum and then boom 101 on the gun
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
woooo! Verlander is outta the way!!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
by BigGuns on Oct 9, 2011 12:09 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Big guns be doing his big gun-ings.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 9, 2011 12:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Tonight ended on a high note for you
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
After the OU/UT game
Atleast the Rangers won.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
.Im not sure who is more sad about AFA, you or scoop
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 9, 2011 12:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Cougars blew their lead right after the Rangers won.
D:
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
OU kicked the shit out of Texas. The Rangers take a 1-0 lead.
Perfect sports day!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
by Travis93 on Oct 9, 2011 12:10 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
and the Hogs won!
Best part is that the Cowboys have a bye so they can’t spoil the weekend..!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Oct 9, 2011 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Heh
Good point
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 9, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Amen to that......
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
by Captain Fubar on Oct 9, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm excited for Bedlam already
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Me too
Now go beat the Horns next week.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
All right, off to bed fo rme
See you all later tonight
www.dimmedwits.com
x
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 12:10 AM CDT reply actions
looks like he's saying
That makes me SAD!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I love you, Alexi Ogando
And you’re okay, too, Nefty
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 9, 2011 12:11 AM CDT reply actions
101 on the outside black...
and 98 running in on your fists is pretty decent.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Bullpenisawesonme + Boomstick = Game 1 Victory!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Oct 9, 2011 12:11 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Whoooooo!
Glad Cruz found his Boomstick!
Bullpenissexy!
"The Rangers are lovely jubbly!!!!"
by Fooster7 on Oct 9, 2011 12:13 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
thanks for that boomstick, Nelly!!
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 12:13 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Vintage Feliz right there.
That reminded me of his debut against Oakland in early August of ’09.
by Ty R on Oct 9, 2011 12:14 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
yep that was the good stock alright.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
i know oliver did well
but, he better not ever come in in a situation like that again…i have no confidence in 86mph fastballs in a one run game in the 8th
Ditto
I was nervous as hell when I saw Oliver out there.
by Ty R on Oct 9, 2011 12:17 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yup
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
I know three people who need to look at Oliver's actual results instead of just relying on their annecdotal memory!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
BUT HE DOESN'T THROW HARD, PHIL KIDD.
IT’S THE ONLY ARGUMENT I NEED, SEAN!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 9, 2011 7:28 AM CDT up reply actions
yep
Yu have a point there
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
by FirebatM3 on Oct 9, 2011 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Darvish right he does
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
by boomer1 on Oct 9, 2011 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Look at this guy...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 9, 2011 12:17 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
you should not be shocked
that I’m all over Darvish
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
We had guys following him
since the start of the season.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
HIs latest start was intentionally bad to throw the high dollar teams off so he can come to Texas.
Emily Jones: Adrian Beltre's pretty good?
Mike Napoli: Wow. How about that guy.
Heh
his SS and 2B are Round Rock express horrible. That might be the best part. He’s doing it in front of an awful defense.
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Don't you date speak that way of Kata and Cruz.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 9, 2011 12:29 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
and Green
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
Heh. Nick Green. About that...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 9, 2011 12:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
JD is thinking, "How do I better this offseason then last."
“Oh yeah, I will sign both CJ and Darvish, trade for Votto.”
I will clean my kitchen every day if that happens
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
every hour
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
heh
trade for Votto. that isn’t happening, but yeah, I’m for it.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Someone mentioned earlier in the day...
that while the Reds won’t proactively pursue trading Votto, they will listen to offers. I don’t know if they have any other prospects, but it seems like if they did anything the Reds would put some package around Alonso to get a pitcher.
Well, I know that the Reds have other prospects.
I don’t know if they have any other “valuable” prospects that they could package with Alonso that would get them a good pitcher in return.
Dusty Baker hates Votto because he doesn't swing enough.
I’m not sure if that’s still true, but it was.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
That's a nice added benefit to signing Yoshi (we'll ignore Fukumori) and trading for Koji. It's nice to add to the Rangers' presence in Japan.
Same thing when they signed Beltre and bolstered the already identifiable Dominican core…and then they went and spent 8mm on 2 Dominicans in J2.
Not shocked, just impressed you were able to
Find a way to squeeze him in tonight.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 9, 2011 12:21 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
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Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
funniest shit ever
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I met his wife last night.
Extremely nice and very cute. She was there with their daughter. Beautiful family. Yoshi’s done well for himself.
She was very nervous about the game and said he got the call yesterday morning that he had been added to the roster.
Pretty cool.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Good enough to beat Verlander.
All I want from any starter.
Tigers have a top five offense in baseball and lineup with a strong advantage vs LHP.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
5 walks and 6 hits
Really isn’t good enough to beat Verlander, though.
He did look like he might’ve been settling in when the rain came the second time, but you don’t put up that line and beat Verlander very often.
One of those was intentional.
And the ump had a small zone which is CJ’s kryptonite.
The ball/strike percentage between CJ and Verlander if you remove the intentional walk was almost the same.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
at least the strikezone went both ways
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
damn didn't read the second sentence
….so, yeah….
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
But he did beat Verlander.
So, by definition, he was good enough to beat him.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Heh
Inarguable. No, wait… this is LSB.
"I was young and stupid" -- Alex Rodriguez
"He's gonna be out from here to Waco...no they called him safe!"
MUTHERFUCKERS JUST GOT THEIR FACE FUCKED IN
Northern Virginia's all time world champion Rangers fan of all time and all of Northern Virginia, and the rest of Virginia too. Mayor of Greatestfanville, Virginia.
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 9, 2011 12:14 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
1 oh mother fucking 1
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Andrus, Hamilton and Young have to get it going
I don’t remember Young hitting this poorly over any stretch through the entire season. he was so damn consistently good
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I understand SSS
and I’m not saying Young is a bad hitter. He’s just looked bad lately, and I don’t want him to slump. This has nothing to do with evaluating performance over a long period.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Stands for
super small sample size – meaning don’t put much stock into a small sample as they can be fluky
Not every squatch is a rocket scientist
by groundingout on Oct 9, 2011 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
somehow I added an s
ssss!
Not every squatch is a rocket scientist
by groundingout on Oct 9, 2011 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Small Sample Size
It means that tiny amounts of data aren’t enough to draw conclusions from.
Just because a guy starts 7 for 10… he’s not going to hit .700 forever.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
hamilton's pissed me off
just about every ab he’s had in the post season. looks like dogshit
Just comical
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 9, 2011 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Austin Jackson can't hit a fastball
Ogando killed him too
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Has there ever been a bullpenis this good?
Ever? So fucking awesome.
What is nice about nellie
was the next AB after the home run wasn’t a bad swing either. He looped it to right, but he was going opposite field. I like that. I think he is turning the corner and might just get hot
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Wash on ESPN
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
On Fox 4 as well
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Gawd that was fun
See you guys tomorrow
These make good pies.
by Thought_Experiment on Oct 9, 2011 12:17 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Gonzalez was awesome tonight
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
The Rangers were awesome tonight
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
by boomer1 on Oct 9, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
As were you.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Get a room.
And yes, I’m jelly. I missed the game.
I shortened my sig so I wouldn't be frowned upon at Lookout Landing
I have a dong
But you can’t use it.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Can the Rangers use it?
Maybe Napoli and Beltre?
"It’s all the years you spend waiting for [that one] night that makes baseball great." - Joe P.
For those that thinks CJ sucks in the playoffs...
Verlander has now given up 8 ER in 13 IP this post season.
5.54 ERA.
Small samples are still small samples. Tampa does well against LHP… Detroit does even better.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I don't think C.J. looked that bad
He looked to be getting in a groove before the rain delay
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Can someone please post the gif of Neftali where he throws the fastball and it explodes in the catcher's mitt?
I feel it’s appropriate.
You better give Section 339 his due
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 9, 2011 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
Not somehow
Frankie
"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington
nite all
let’s do this again tomorrow.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
shit. my nerves are shot after this one!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
by Texfan1996 on Oct 9, 2011 12:22 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
3 straight 1 run games
and a 2 run victory before that. This is fun, but damn it is tough on me
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
This postseason is going to take about 50 years off all our lives
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Agreed
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I was nice and calm until the 9th inning.
And then the nervousness hit me.
In a disease’s course I am taking, we discussed how bad chronic stress is on you. So I can’t help but wonder how much damage I have done to myself so far in the playoffs.
I was nervous until the 9th
then my nerves merged to form CAPTAIN NERVOUS.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
does anybody remember Caption Planet
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
tim mccarver stay gone
I’m loving Francona.
by TheIncredibleHulse on Oct 9, 2011 12:24 AM CDT reply actions
I agree.
Is there any chance they keep tito going even after Mccarver gets better?
He just seems so much more believable when he talks about baseball stuff.
by TexasTiger70 on Oct 9, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
No chance.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It's better having a baseball man in there
and he has more knowledge of the teams than a mccarver would have
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I'd love it if he got a new career as the Rangers' TV color analyst.
"It’s all the years you spend waiting for [that one] night that makes baseball great." - Joe P.
Francona always gave hilarious between inning interviews for NESN.
Not surprising at all that he’d be decent as a color guy.
Quite obvious he wants to manage though, and he’ll undoubtedly find someone willing to pay him.
yep
commenting about all sorts of GMs here really likes right now. He seems like he would be on everybody’s short list for open managerial spots
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
My guess is the Cubs back up the Brinks truck for him.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Oct 9, 2011 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions
But would he want to work for Theo again?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 9, 2011 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Francona will probably have a choice from a couple places
but why would he want to go to the cubs? you want a chance to win, right?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
$$$.
$$$$.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 9, 2011 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes,
plus they can use that $$$ to have a good team.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Oct 9, 2011 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Glad to see this sentiment...
I was hoping I wasn’t the only one that really enjoyed Francona.
by Bats and Balls on Oct 9, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm so tired.
Glad we won this game though. Detroit losing with Verlander starting is always good.
Makes for a shitty narrative though… and I like that.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
you make it through the whole thing?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
No... had to get back to my dogs. They can't be in their crates for 10 hours.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
what happens if they are?
Can you feed them afternoon or get them wet?
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
So, who is the weather gal here on Fox 4?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
no one is better than samantha davies
by liamluong on Oct 9, 2011 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
NO ONE.
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 12:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
thank you, Lord..
..for putting some kind of “shield” on top of RBiA!! the news keeps on reporting how lots of people got rain west of Arlington, but the rain clouds never really settled on top of the RBiA!! I tell you, the Lord works in mysterious ways
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 12:32 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Let's take Game 2 tomorrow
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Oh fuck
I think my roommate is fixing to have sex
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Is she good looking?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I don't now. If it's the same girl that I've seen him with then no.
Just heard, “Stop, stop, can’t you wait 30 minutes.”
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I think they are waiting for me to go to sleep or turn out my lights
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
No I have my own room but I can still here everything they say
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
*hear
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Okay, at least it's not two to a room and you're in this shitastic situation
I’ve been kicked out once in my two years of college so far. Pretty decent considering I was in the party dorm my freshman year.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 9, 2011 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I have my own room and we share a bathroom but thin walls
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Yeah that would. It also wouldn't happen
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
It's happened to me mutliple unpleasant times.
Including when I was kid and my parents assumed they were more quiet than they are. . .
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go get a LIT from Eskimo Joes
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Ate there tonight. It was crazy busy. LIT?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Long Island Ice T
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Oh I don't drink
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
good for you
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I love how the BYB tag line is "Because we've got Justin Verlander and you don't."
You mean he of the 5+ postseason ERA?
Small sample size
but yes, we beat him tonight.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 9, 2011 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
True, and I am not looking forward to facing him again.
But I just like the narrative wrecking effect of beating him.
by TexasTiger70 on Oct 9, 2011 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions
We don't have to if we don't lose any games this series.
At least I get to see the Rangers when they play the Twins now.
I'd be shocked if he isn't pitching game 4
Not every squatch is a rocket scientist
by groundingout on Oct 9, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Verlander has now started seven career playoff games.
And has been replacement level or worse in all of them.
by Big D Bam Bam on Oct 9, 2011 5:00 AM CDT up reply actions
im gonna drink 18 beers and go drive around
/tdt
oh… go fuckin rangers
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 9, 2011 12:40 AM CDT reply actions
jesus... slampiece was next to me when she said "post something"
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 9, 2011 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I RAN INTO THE LSB TAILGATE
I WAS TOO SCARED TO SAY HI. I was with a girl pray for me so drink oh no go ragners
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 12:44 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Hahaha dont worry.
She’s just a very good friend. I was texting while walking bad idea. Traffic is nuts here
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 12:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
We were pretty crazy after the game.
Everybody should always stop and say HI.
- I don't get drunk...I get awesome. -
Holy crap this traffic is awful
Taylor Swift can suck if
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 9, 2011 12:48 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Don't hate on TSwift
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
45 min
And I’m still not in the highway
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 9, 2011 12:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
My dad and I sat in the parking lot after game 2 last week for an hour. It took another 30 minutes to really get on the road.
And she is wonderful in every way.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Just got home
Though I did make a stop for a glorious celebration Whataburger taquito
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 9, 2011 1:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That sounds delicious
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Because of their bizarre obsession with IN-N-OUT.
If we're really serious about getting Tom Hicks outta here, I know some folks from Liverpool who'll be glad to help.
by Cruztovictory on Oct 9, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Regional economies of scale
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
NFY
Swift is terrible and not hot.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 9, 2011 7:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Her songs are catchy as hell and she is very real girl pretty
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
You must LOVE squinters
and her songs are fucking nails on a chalkboard. I’d rather listen to Nickelback cover “Friday” than fucking Taylor Swift.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
Wut
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
She is always squinting
It’s disconcerting, beyond her lack of musical talent.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
I understand what squinting means.
It was your second statement
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
She's got more talent than most the dreck on popular radio these days (though that's not saying much)
As to the looks, not really my type… but I wouldn’t kick her outa bed or anything
I love Feliz
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
by boomer1 on Oct 9, 2011 12:48 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Oh God
Why can’t the walls be thicker?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Go to your happy place.
Emily Jones: Adrian Beltre's pretty good?
Mike Napoli: Wow. How about that guy.
I'm already on LSB though
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
You can do it!!
go deeper!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
DON'T STOP NOW!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
"Umm...I'm sorry....that doesn't normally happen."
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
(I Have never not laughed at this CD.)
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Is she screaming?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
They're trying to keep it quiet but the mattress is really squeaky
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Maybe you should politely suggest to them that they try the floor.
Emily Jones: Adrian Beltre's pretty good?
Mike Napoli: Wow. How about that guy.
Or at the very least let you watch
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Not something I want to watch.
She isn’t attractive.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
What's the picture?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
a red x
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Nope
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Haha that's the picture I thought you were going to post.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Oh wait that reminds me of last year...
Walls were too thin…at 3 in the morning…
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 9, 2011 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Or ask him if he needs a finger cot
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Well now she keeps yelling ow
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
And now she is groaning
FML
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Here is what you do
Start yelling out boner killing things like…
“OH MY GOD! I AM POOPING RIGHT NOW!”
“LARRY KING!”
“MOM AND DAD OH AND GRANDPARENTS!”
“IS MY PENIS SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE THIS? GROSS!”
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
If this becomes a common thing then I will for sure do some of this
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Is his name Garrett?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Just crank some epic music outside the door
Like the Indian Jones theme, or something.
by LSJ on Oct 9, 2011 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA...
Raiders of the Lost Ark was on TV today, couldn’t watch the whole thing though.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Voodoo Child - Jimi Hendrix.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Good song
but it’s not orchestral, you know what I’m saying?
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 9, 2011 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I see what you're saying...it's just epic in the scene in Black Hawk Down..
Lux Auterna – Clint Mansell
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
If that's not a mood killer I don't know what is haha
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 9, 2011 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions
ahhahahaha true.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
The Pirates of the Caribbean theme song would be funny also.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
WTF
They are playing Scoot it n boot it and really going in earnest now.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
HAHAHHA
I read this over and over, and I was like wtf, then I noticed it was you hahahah
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Starting cranking some 300 Violin Orchestra on your computer.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
AHAHAHA
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
what if he
bolts through the door and starts air guitaring it like he’s hulk hogan though?
HAH.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
He's going the distance
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Your roommate isn't a Rangers fan, is he?
It would be awesome for him to check LSB in a little bit and see you posted updates of him getting it on.
No he's a member of Red Sox Nation but has no actual knowledge about baseball
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Bandwagoner?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Ask him how many games are in the ALCS.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
He would have no idea.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
did that person ever admit to their stupidity?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:01 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
A bunch of people started IMing me about it.
The general reaction was “is this for real?” and “how does she not know how to use the internet?”
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
What happened? What did I miss?!
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a friend of mine posting on my Facebook wall.
Her: So it’s u vs. Me now. Tigers and rangers. These next 3 games r gunna be hell for u….since I’m gunna whip ur ass!!! Lol
Me: Why only the next three?
Her: Cause were gunna knock u out in 3. We don’t need all 5!! Lol
Me: The ALCS is a best of seven, big baseball fan. :)
Other Dude: i’m pretty sure you have to win 4 games to advance. lol
No it’s not. Not Til the world series is 7. U think they go best of 5,7,9?? I know baseball. Trust me.
Me: No [link of proof].
Her: So y did the tigers play best of 5 w the Yankees. That’s fucking stupid. When did they change that?
Me: [LCS has been best-of-seven since 1985, LDS has always been best of five]
Her: Uhm I’m pretty sure I watched the series in 06 since we were in it n everyone I talk to thinks it’s 5 since I did too.
Me: No [link of proof].
Her: Cause were awesome. Regardless. This will b intense since the delay
Then she said Stephen Hawking is only considered smart because he’s in a wheel chair.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
*stares*
Am I franz with you on fbook?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no clue.
I’m not friends with a Ben Jihana.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
facebook.com/benjihana – add me
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll add you Benji...
(you go for high-five, I big league you) NAWT.
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[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
add benjihannnna
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't need no charity...oh wait I do....
Benji, expect a friend request from a good looking young man who looks like hes 12 yet is actually 15 years old, his profile picture is him with a girl.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
If you have any 19+ year old hot women friends then I will accept.
Aunts are acceptable sans kids.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm having trouble adding you/sending a message.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
facebook.com/benjihana?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It doesn't show any thing to like add or anything..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
But I show up eh?
What’s your linkage?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually have no idea..
I’ll find a way though.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
It doesn't show any thing to like add or anything..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Who's benjihannnna?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Same girl?
You should tell us all her name.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Nevermind found her
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
hahah
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[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
that is the same person?
At least it is all condensed in one person.
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
She's right about Hawking.
Que sera, sera.
by scoop16 on Oct 9, 2011 2:17 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't listen to him. He's just trying to pick a fight because
Air Force got taken out pretty good today.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I don't mean this in a trolling sense,
but Tech really needs new unis. Have they ever had a good looking one?
Que sera, sera.
Really? I love most of our unis.
The red top black pants is one of my favs, although I also favor the white tops and black pants.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I dunno what it is,
the black/red combo, the helmets, just seem HSish to me. The white is okay.
Que sera, sera.
They usually are a high school, especially lately.
The helmet, eh, not much you can do. They redid the double T to make it 3D looking about 7 years ago. You should have seen it before. Whoo boy.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I like the black/black at home
at night, against white wearing teams. Evil vs. Good All that stuff.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
OMG....I thought you got that facebook post about Hawking from failbook.com
That was someone you really know? I am so sorry.
did you set her straight?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:04 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It is now mathematically impossible for the Rangers to be eliminated in three.
Just as it was yesterday morning.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Knock on the door and ask if Jenny is spending the night or leaving when they're done
Or use any name you want, as long as it’s not the girls actual name. Always a good cock block move. Whoever it is will be so pissed thinking some other girl’s been coming back, they’ll stop and she’ll most likely leave.
All these suggestions are incorrect.
We would always turn the TV to the Gospel Channel, or the Catholic Broadcasting Channel and crank up the volume.
There is nothing that will ruin the mood better than a bunch of hymns or a preacher asking for donations to forgive you of your sins.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 9, 2011 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is a good one
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Gonna need Ogando to pitch tomorrow
Seeing as how he is 4-0 against the Tigers this year and everyone else is 6-0.
Special bonus information: My dad and I have been calling Ogando Big O, Oliver Med O, and O’Day Little O (this worked better when O’Day was pitching/good)
Not every squatch is a rocket scientist
That sounds pretty stupid
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 12:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Nah
its pretty money, helps with texting during the game. I can say bring in Med O or what not. You are overlooking the brilliance.
Not every squatch is a rocket scientist
by groundingout on Oct 9, 2011 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions
OMG! I just watched Napoli interviewed on the field after the game.
He sounds just like Rube Baker from Major League.
I'm listening to the interview now
And you’re right, he sounds exactly like Rube hahaha
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Trent Dilfer is trolling.
Lists Tony Romo as leading list of underrated QBs.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
RECAP!
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/10/9/2478486/alcs-game-1-regional-recap-reaction
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Good stuff
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Good stuff
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
One of the Rangers wondered out loud if Betemit even saw the ball when he was batting against the Feliz gas in the ninth. 101mph,movement.
Y'all better not leave me
because I’m not going to be able to go to sleep for awhile.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Yeah sounds like it just ended
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
K
just kidding
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Love that song
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Marathon man!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
what is this i dont even
Ian Kinsler is the best 2B in baseball
by DalCowboyzRule on Oct 9, 2011 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions
what the hell?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
Just got home
WHAT A FUCKING WIN. WOOOOOOO
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You should read Schultzy's situation
It’s pretty entertaining.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I liked it so much more when no one lived in the other room.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
What happened? Is it in this thread?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah just go up a little bit
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Have they finished yet?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Look below
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
For all the stress of that game, the Rangers' win expectancy was never under 50% after the top of the second.
The problem was just how far and how fast it fell, even if they were always still favored.
Also, the double play in the second will be on the all-time WPA list when I get around to updating it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Do I? I was following on my phone at that point.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
woo
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 1:35 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
x
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
by Schultzy on Oct 9, 2011 1:40 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
You're making this up
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No I'm not
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I really wish I was
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Here is my suggestion:
Does he have any videos of himself or of the girl on facebook? Just play those. Over and over. Let them know you’re watching them.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Not friends with them on fb
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Just blast porn then
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well right now they probably couldn't hear anything over her groans.
But I will do something next time
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Or stick condoms under his door
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Glad I could entertain y'all
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Sorry dude lol
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
MIKE GONZALEZ IS THE WILLOW OF THE BULLPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 9, 2011 1:52 AM CDT reply actions
Like Willow the dwarf from the movie?
or Willow from the Buffy series?
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
professor flitwick
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
With that avatar, you could never appear stupid to me, Ben.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Maybe I should change it...
to the Fuck You Masons pic.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Yes, but it's relevant right now
The Michigan Masons sponsor the Tigers.
Everyone should be rocking Fuck you Masons somewhere.
by LSJ on Oct 9, 2011 2:24 AM CDT up reply actions
WERE YOU WEARING A BELTRE JERSEY???
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 1:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes...
And I’m mad at you. I’m a friendly guy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 9, 2011 2:00 AM CDT up reply actions
DAMMIT. I was in the car leaving in traffic when you guys were talking about
Mike E Gonzalez. I gave a “WOOO” your way, but I felt awkward with a girl in my car who would have been so confused.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Pillow talk time!
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
You should crank Eye of the Tiger
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
by Travis93 on Oct 9, 2011 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
(I'm pretending his name is Sean)
“SEAN! SEANSEANSEAN! SEAN SEAN SEAN! SEAN SEAN SEAN!”
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 9, 2011 1:56 AM CDT up reply actions
His name is Jesse
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
you should play I'm so excited from saved by the bell
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 1:58 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ARE YOU SERIOUS??? WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PLAYING THIS THE WHOLE TIME???
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Oct 9, 2011 2:06 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Perfect
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
It finally quieted down
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Round 4?
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 9, 2011 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions
No
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Wait til you get the 6am wakeup fuck
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
"Let's just spoon"
“….well it’s already poking into you, I thought I’d find a better place for it”
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Spoon>>>>Rub>>>>Grinding>>>>Sexings
That’s the way love goes.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Amen brotha
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
If they wake me up in the middle of the night,
it’s not going to be okay.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Just threaten him the next day
like I did my freshman roommate, who moved out a week later
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
my butler will totally whoop your butlers ass
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
There can be only one Ben
jihannnnnnnnnna
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He said...
“Bravo, old chap, get the hell out of here or I’ll take out my monocle, put down this 30 year Scotch and box your ears.”
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I wanted a fisticuffs of some sort.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I just told him that the shit he pulled wasn't going to happen again or there'd he issues.
He was a pussy.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Woooooooooo!
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
+1
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Okay well I'm confused.
She is groaning again.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Sorry dude
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
"I like his ground and pound"
- Mike Goldberg
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
her shorts are wrong
It is great
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:07 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Just noticed that
Heh
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Ryan Howard out until May 2012, at the earliest.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Yes
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So there's this girl that I've been talking with, and she seems interested.
At least, she doesn’t seem uninterested. I’d like to get to hang out with her more, play it slow like. But she’s a senior at TCU, and I’m back in Plano after graduating. How would you suggest trying to hang out with her more without being too forward, like going on a date?
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions
You're saying you live in Plano post-grad working
and she’s a senior… how well do you know her?
And what does “she doesn’t seem uninterested” mean?
When was the last time you communicated? Hung out?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, she's texted back and we've talked on the phone for a little bit these past couple weeks.
I met her last semester when I was a news editor and she copy-edited for us. We connected through the Rangers. She’s a huge fan. I’ve gone out in a group with her a few times and she lives next door to some good friends of mine.
I talked with her today, hung out probably last week, I saw her at the TCU game and we conversed for about a quarter before she left to see her parents.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Why don't you just say "hey I'd like to take you out?"
Do people not do that anymore?
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I'm with Ben.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You're Ben also though..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
I'm always with myself though
What’s so effing hard to understand
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Your use of UPenn English
goes way above our heads, dude.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 9, 2011 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Meh. That was the SAS kids
Wharton kids just outsourced their grammar
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I do support, admire, and employ the use of the Oxford comma.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Vampire Weekend
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't really like them that much
but I’m always going to refer to that song if someone ever mentions an Oxford comma…
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
WTF cares about jontheaussie
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Straya Day.
Get some VB and some Winnie Blues. Ya poof.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Invite her to the game tomorrow.
Splurge for swag seats
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I did, she had plans, then said she could go. I had already invited someone else.
I told her World Series, we’re going. She said she would. I just worry because a girl once told me I was too forward, and so now I’m paranoid about it. Long story short, I’ve dropped 95 pounds since my sophomore year, but I still have that shy fat kid attitude, who’s expecting to get rejected.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 2:26 AM CDT up reply actions
We all die someday.
No reason to have regrets. Who told you that you were too forward? Some terribad girl? No such thing as too forward if it’s done right.
You already invited someone else tomorrow?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Too forward to one girl is too shy to another
and just right for another.
That’s the thing about women, each one of them are different, yet the same. The only real advice is to be you, have fun, respect her, and make her laugh. After that, the rest will work itself out. She doesn’t like it, she wasn’t the one for you.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
"She doesn’t like it, she wasn’t the one for you."
Defeatist attitude ;)
But usually right advice.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
If you say so.
I’m not saying quit after one attempt, but if she’s got something big that she doesn’t like about you, it’s not going to work. It’s best to not waste your time and move on.
I am always intrigued at guys who keep going after “The One” that they know is the one for them. If it was the one for them, I don’t think they would have to work so hard for it. If a chick really wants to be with you, she’s not going to make you work “that” hard for it. She’s either waiting for someone else, or enjoys playing with you.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I said you were usually right.
You are. If you have to deviate from your personality too much, it’s probably not gonna work out.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I wasn't being snarky. Just explaining the part you quoted on me.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
A woman knows within 30 seconds of meeting you if she wants to fuck you.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Well, I asked her on Thursday, she told me Friday she could actually go.
I was making sure I wasn’t doing anything drastic. The other girl who said I was too forward isn’t bad, she’s turned out to be one of my closest friends, but she was saying that it came off like I was desperate, which I don’t think was the case, but who knows.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 2:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Never trust a woman's advice on another woman.
Ever. EVER. You could ask a woman directly to her face what she would like a man to do to swoon her, and she would HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE. She’d give you this picture-perfect nonsense thing that in reality has probably been attempted and has probably ended up in friend zone.
You have already told this chick on Friday that you had asked someone else to go, right?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. She had already assumed that was the case. The other person I'm going with is a close friend
and they’ve been talking about it all weekend. I’d feel like the biggest asshole ever.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 2:37 AM CDT up reply actions
No no no
You can’t invite her now in lieu of friend. That’d be douchey and desperate. Lose/lose. Why not just ask her to dinner sometime next week?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I wasn't planning on it! I swear.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 2:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed on this.
No convo.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I say ask her to go to the Dallas World Aquarium.
It’s fairly unambiguous… it’s clearly a date location. But it’s low pressure, lots of stuff to look at.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I don't know, I don't drink.
I prefer early afternoon dates for the first date or two.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I disagree.
Take her to BP. Plenty of time to talk there. You can usually get a BP homerun ball as well. Something to remember the date by. She’ll love that. Then during the game, you can always people watch. There isn’t very many girls who don’t enjoy talking about other people and they way they look/act/talk.
Then, if the date’s not going well, say the game is a blow out and you should probably head home to beat the traffic. If it’s a good date, you go out to a bar and watch the highlights of the game you were just at on the tv.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Maybe if it wasn't the World Series
Regular season sure… Don’t think playoffs conducive to date
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally agree.
Didn’t realize that’s what was being discussed.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I like Roughriders as a good date
No expectations of knowledge of players. Just baseball, intimate setting, booze.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Take her to the State Fair.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I can attest to that
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
The main thing for a young guy to do...
is identify the chicks that are in his wheelhouse. Me, women in their mid- to late 30’s have always dug me. So I’ve always been happy to bang women in their mid to late 30’s. My brother, when he separated from his wife, kept trying to hook up with lady douchebags on PlentyofFish, for some reason not realizing that lady douchebags are not into older single fathers.
Find your niche, and then fuck the shit out of it.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on Oct 9, 2011 2:31 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's not all about fucking random women y'know.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
What'd you say?
I couldn’t hear you over your popped collar.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I never pop collars.
That’s lame.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think I said to fuck a bunch of random women.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Sorry.
Fuck a bunch of women in your niche. Corrected.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I said fuck the shit out of the niche.
Not fuck a bunch of women. You can do a whole lot of fucking with just one woman, Monopoly Man.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Facebook...
Oh wait…benji’s here..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Ouuuuuuuuu Benji is LSB's ladies man?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Herbie counts too
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Herbie? Never seen him since being back..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Oh okay.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Ah..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Ladies man??
You mean a guy who is single??
Why would you take dating advice from someone who is young and doesn’t have much experience yet……and is not successful in keeping someone??
That’s like taking hitting advice from Chris Davis. Um, strikeout much!!
- I don't get drunk...I get awesome. -
You tried setting me up with kmarchelle
Really man?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on, man!!
You should know that I know better than to ever try and set you up with any chick that isn’t super hot.
I’ve seen pictures of kmarchelle…..and her “backside” is definitely not to your liking.
- I don't get drunk...I get awesome. -
She's super-nice.
But not my type, hahahaha.
And just because I’m not dating anyone doesn’t mean I’m not successful. It doesn’t indicate a lack of capacity… I’m just uber-picky.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Do they? I wouldn't know.
/benji
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This rain is sick.
Can’t believe we got the game in tonight. Got some cool swag from the center field pro shop
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a Center field pro.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
/joe walsh
You probably don’t get this because you’re 3.
Then again it’s before my time too.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha. I forget.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Your face is 6!!!
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
what does this mean?
What is the reference?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:10 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't know.
I’m moderately intoxicated.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking the song
That is John Fogherty though
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I had no idea there was a reference...I just thought I'd say that because I play CF IRL.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
its only like the best baseball song ever
Jeez
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:18 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I see baseball songs as being all "Fuck yeah, baseball!"
That song’s more “Look at all those people who like to reminisce about the past.”
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I like Mickey (Mickey who?) you know who
The fella with the celebrated swing
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:33 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't like Bruce Springsteen
Maybe dancin in the dark
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:32 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
snl had a funny spoof
commercial about springsteen tonight. it was asking you to buy a box set of bruce’s best inbetween song stories, made me laugh pretty damn hard
I disagree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3jzZmRLXSM
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
I counter with this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fof40yqaW1U
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:31 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I knew it would be this..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
I figured yours was
But no. You had to go find a real song
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:38 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hahaha..
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
This was an awesome game
I bought a sweatshirt during the second rain delay that actually fit (i told a story about buying a way too big sweatshirt back in April)
I probably was in the shop the same time as you
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
you get a sweatshirt too?
It got really cold after not getting out of my seats during the first rain delay.
Got a cool half-zip pullover thingy that said RANGERS
with the flag on the sleeve. Greyish. Ballerstatus
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I got the red 2011 postseason hoodie
it’s not really unique or anything, but it was good for tonight at least
Baller and half-zip don't belong in the same paragraph.
by LiamP on Oct 9, 2011 2:56 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Sure they do
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Pullovers are baller
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Here was the view from tonight.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 2:35 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Those seats won't work on TCU senior girl
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I know. These were ones I got at the last minute. I plan on buying really good ones for the world series.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 2:38 AM CDT up reply actions
If she is a true fan
they will
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Exactly
If a girl complains about WHERE the seats are, be prepared for her to be unsatisfied with everything.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 9, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I never said she's audibly complain... but come on
Nobody here offers any practical advice.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Not all girls are divas
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 9, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Not all girls think everything is peachy keen wonderful
just because you did “something”
There are bars to surpass. I wouldn’t think a cheap-o seat was really trying, TBH.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Except I know how much those seats actually cost
During the regular season, they might be cheap, but in postseason, not so much. And I guess money isn’t a big deal to me anyway. If someone took me to a postseason game (or a game at anytime), I would be appreciative no matter where the seat was.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 9, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, you aren't most girls.
Quit acting like you are.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I think there are more like me than you think
But you probably don’t give them the time of day, so you wouldn’t know them.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 9, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
You are a beating.
An absolute beating. Just because I don’t like the women that you think are “quality” doesn’t mean they are “quality” nor that they are the only ones worth a damn.
Shit.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi Pot, so glad we could meet.
/Kettle
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 9, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
You can't state that stupid cliche
When you were the one making the asinine limited argument based on what type of values women should espouse to be worth a damn.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, if you prefer a woman who will never be appreciative of what you do
By all means, have her. There are clearly a lot of men like you, which is why I’m single. A fact I’m sure you will rub in my face in the years to come.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 9, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
No.
I will not rub it in your damn face. I will not “not give them the time of day.” You are so incredibly bitter and are making rash, bold statements on how a woman is based on her possibly not liking sitting up in the 300s of a stadium. That’s stupid.
And to state a woman won’t be appreciative of me because I think she wouldn’t like a 300 section seat for anything I will ever do is also idiotic. I think buying some cheap-o seats to a ballgame isn’t really trying very hard on a date, and I wouldn’t be impressed if I were in her shoes.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not bitter
But you’ve already decided you know everything about me.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 9, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
And you already decided you know everything about every woman who
might not like a cheap-o seat.
Seriously, do you not see how you judge women who don’t act like you do?
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not the only one judging here
Really, it’s just a mystery to me why men want women like that. But I’m done with you, Benji.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 9, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Come on, Micah....
Ben is an expert on women!! He’s in his mid 20’s and knows everything about women already!! Look at his track record of successful long term relationships and decades of dating women of all shapes and sizes and income levels!!
He’s been there and done all of it…..already!!
- I don't get drunk...I get awesome. -
by b.pate on Oct 9, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Clearly
I have no idea what I’m doing because I wasn’t married by 22.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I was trying to be funny more than getting personal here....
When it comes to dating…..it just seems that the Profar’s of LSB would get better advice about being successful major leaguers from the Michael Young’s of LSB than the Elvis Andrus’.
just saying….that’s all.
- I don't get drunk...I get awesome. -
But you called me Andrus and I <3 you for that
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck ya!
Lasagna
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:39 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
yes sir
I plan on becoming obese
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
it is really because I eat on restaurant worker time
I don’t get to eat when most people do
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah. I go to school during the day
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I ALREADY GO TO SCHOOL DURING THE DAY AROUND THE CLOCK
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I am tired of school
I am too old for this shit
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:55 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
inorite
I was done at 22
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I was making bad decisions when I was 22
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I feel like we've had this convo haha.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
we probably have
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 3:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Well I think I can finally going to sleep.
Adios amigos.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Night biznitch
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Goodnight, sounded delightful for you.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
soon enough
listening to them in the other room is gonna be just like listening to a sounds of the rain forest soundtrack and it’s the only way you can get to sleep
DAT MIKE GONZO
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
tubas are awesome at weddings
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 2:53 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Did you at least fuck a bridesmaid?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 9, 2011 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions
HF45. Friend me
Unless we already are. THen I apologize.
Because I don’t know WTF any of you are by real names.
facebook.com/benjihana
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Adieu LSB!
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
is francona
doing the entire series or just tomorrow? b/c he was a breath of fresh air
just tomorrow
McCarver will be back for game 3
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 3:04 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Sorry I'm late to the party but the Portugal. The Man showed ended just in time for me to watch the 9th at the venue and what a glorious 9th it was!
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"I got my dick stuck in a Promised Land bottle once in high school. --River Fenix on Aug 30, 2011 9:40 PM
"His dick is too big [...] He needs a smaller one like mine" --Texas Jihad on Jul 21, 2011 12:52 AM
by drummermoe on Oct 9, 2011 3:09 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs
I was busy too
managed to catch the last three innings though, yay.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Oct 9, 2011 3:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I like that Verlander is on there more than once
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 9, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
667
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Oct 9, 2011 3:18 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
is anyone's front page loading weird?
none of the fanposts, fanshots or ads on the right side are loading
I can barely talk this morning
throat and vocal chords are shot from all the chanting last nite:
“Ball-lander”
“Na-po-li”
“Lets’ Go C.J.”
“Se-Xi, Se-Xi”
“Nef-Ta-Li”
what an awesome game. Some punk Tigers fan was hecking right behind us all nite. I thought the elderly usher lady was going to take him down. It was funny because there was a huge APD officer standing behind her and I don’t think she saw him backing her up
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
Well the girl is still in the other room.
I thought she left late last night.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
DUDE!
MAKE THEM BREAKFAST!
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well my parents are fixing to come over since they are in town for parents weekend
so it could potentially get very awkward.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Might wanna text him that
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't have his number
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Especially if roomie and friend are still feeling frisky.
"How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning is the only thing that matters." -- Leo Durocher.
by CrustytheCowboy on Oct 9, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I finally read this whole string of events this morning
So glad I never had to overhear anything like this.
-- Micah
"I’ve seen a lot of dicks, and no one has proved to me that this particular myth is not 100% accurate. " - Bob Loblaw
by The Best Micah on Oct 9, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Congrats on finding my Facebook.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
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