NLCS Game 1 Game Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 9, 2011 3:00 PM CDT
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Derek Holland. Max Scherzer. Maybe some rain.
Game 2 is tonight. This is the pre-game discussion thread. Game 2 postponed and rescheduled for tomorrow at 3:19 PM. So, you can discuss NLCS Game 1, instead.
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i thought no game tonight?
but i’m not sure why…radar says no rain going through arlington tonight…if there is, seems like it’s very light rain…
It is.
Adam set this thread to post at 3pm several hours ago.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
SB Nation actually does it automatically.
Writers can edit start time and content and stuff.
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by philkid3 on Oct 9, 2011 3:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This was most definitely a scheduled post from AJM
Hahaha.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess I'll get to see a game on my birthday after all...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 9, 2011 3:05 PM CDT reply actions
when's that
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
No he's a computer
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welcome to LSB, SoWasRed
we really need a FAQ section to fill newcomers in on stuff like MikeE, dinosaur penises and whatnot.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
well then
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
No one is safe
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons...
LSB-Come for the baseball, stay for the Dirkatron raping!
"He’s a Ranger, we’re Rangers." -bigtill2002
"EVEN THE WNBA HAS THEIR FINALS DURING PRIMETIME." -hornedfrogs45
Ditto
Shame they lost against the Rays this time last year.
I was at the game too.
It's a funny world we live in
We're one day apart.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 9, 2011 4:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Lol..
don’t pre-schedule!!
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What about Windows Update?
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I swear, if it doesn't rain tonight.......
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 3:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Steel yourself because it won't.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll swear if it doesn't rain tonight....
by Witt(less) on Oct 9, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
+1
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 3:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I thnk they fucked up
looks to me like all the weather is gonna be way east of Arlington. Unless there is a line that doesn’t exist right now that pops up.
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
So pissed.
I hate everything about weather now.
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by philkid3 on Oct 9, 2011 3:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Karma.
Should’ve passed along my problem to IT.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
What?
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by philkid3 on Oct 9, 2011 3:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
deal with your own problems, like a man, Mike E
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 9, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
same, out of all the times it could've rained, it had to be this wknd
now I’m wishing we played the Yankees instea of the Tigers just to avoid this bullshit weather
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 3:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ok, I'm not going that far.
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by philkid3 on Oct 9, 2011 3:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
lol, but a lot of people on 105.3 The Fan actually thought that the Rangers matched up better with the Yankees
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 3:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
its annoying as hell that texas gets no rain for a year and then
it decides to rain all crazy at the exact wrong time.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
It's like the Super Bowl
60’s all winter, then Super Bowl week its Alaska.
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
Will they throw Fister, now?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Aw geez, taking Scherzer out of Arlington?
Hope not.
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Well,
Fister has a pretty severe home/road HR/FB split also.
Doug Fister has been a very good pitcher this year, especially since being traded to Detroit. However, I do think his ERA and FIP have benefitted from pitching in Comeria Park. While his season 7.5% HR/FB looks relatively normal, it masks at large split: 3.0% HR/FB at home and a 13.0 % HR/FB on the road. Oddly enough, Fister’s replacement seems to have benefitted just as much; Max Scherzer has a 8.0% HR/FB at home but an incredible 19.1% HR/FB rate on the road. While Scherzer does have the stuff to come out and dominate on any given day, there’s a better chance that those splits and his heavy reliance on his fastball (61.4%) the Rangers powerful, fastball-loving lineup is able to generate runs for the Rangers pitcher who has gotten the most run support this year: Derek Holland.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
heh
Fister.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Eagles are 1-4.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Colts are 0-5.
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by Joey Kirby on Oct 9, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
You mean a team that has no LBs, a shitty O-line, and no safeties shouldn't be called "The Dream Team"?
I’m just shocked.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This is not the rain's fault.
This is the fault of idiots at MLB.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's kinda the rain's fault
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons...
LSB-Come for the baseball, stay for the Dirkatron raping!
"He’s a Ranger, we’re Rangers." -bigtill2002
"EVEN THE WNBA HAS THEIR FINALS DURING PRIMETIME." -hornedfrogs45
I don't see any rain right now.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
anyone got an extra ticket for tomorrow?
Thinking about moving my flight and getting a hotel room so I can stay for it.
Football can go to hell. The Rangers aren't ready for football season and neither am I.
by WyoRanger on Oct 9, 2011 5:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
If this is the ticket subthread
I need 5 and may need 7. Please let me know if you’ve got to let yours go.
Parks thoughts
http://www.texasfarmreview.com/fall-instructional-league/a-few-more-instructional-league-thoughts/
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Here's our sporcle for the day btw
http://www.sporcle.com/games/JakeSEMO/mlb-2011-cs-starting-rosters
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I missed Feldman on the Rangers heh
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x
aandro Anthony Andro
Alexi Ogando would not have been available for Rangers today.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
hmm... maybe this is a good thing then
"I wish I could tell you that TRangers fought the good fight, and the 2 strangers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but Beaumont is no fairy-tale world." - bking
I wish it was earlier.
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by philkid3 on Oct 9, 2011 3:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I take it you work at night
Because I don’t like it when the Rangers play during they day. Don’t know their exact record, but it always feels like they aren’t as good during day games.
I hate to admit it...but the Pats jerseys today are cool lookin.
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We're first baby, believe it.
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Woooooo!
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such a class act
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I was being sarcastic.
“Nyjer, please..”
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Indeed he is.
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[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
He's had a 5.2 and 4.0 fWAR season.
Whoa.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa...he only stole 13 bases?
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when did this happen?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
No idea.
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he reminds me a lot of Lady Gaga.
dude is always getting attention.. ugh
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
TONY PLUSH.
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The truth is that MLB
does not want LCS games at the same time, fans be damned, and the NLCS is scheduled for primetime
My laughter is more important than quality metaphors.
x
JimBowdenESPNxm JIM BOWDEN
They are now mowing the lawn at ball park in Arlington while Rangers players long toss in RF
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, what a fucking day!
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean cutting into their ad revenue.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
There aren't going to be delays
All significant weather has passed to the east… This is MLB overreacting to what happened in the DET/NYY series
by Mantis Be Praised on Oct 9, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know what the field conditions are
But weather wise I doubt any significant precip
by Mantis Be Praised on Oct 9, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone happen to know who MLB consults for forecasts
I think I have an angry email to write
by Mantis Be Praised on Oct 9, 2011 3:30 PM CDT reply actions
I introduce you all to...Colby La Russa.
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So stupid.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I AM THRILLED.
Couldn’t go to the game tonight because work……now I can actually use my tickets for game 2. Me=Happy
Should give that one a big middle finger
Im stuck with a 430-6 class and an exam on tuesday.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
what are the chances the game will be back on for tonight around 645pm?
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
0% chance.
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Looked it up.
So, I take it this is a popular tv show.
I know....it pisses me off.
This is basically the league and fox sticking their middle finger up at the Tiger and Ranger fans
by death of the cool on Oct 9, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
did they win one for the gipper
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the raiders coach
broke down cryin at the end of the game
Al wasn't "The Gipper"
he was “Real Life Golum”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Ordonez Out for the Rest of the Series
ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) — Magglio Ordonez will miss the rest of the postseason because of an ankle injury, the second Detroit Tigers outfielder out of the AL championship series. /bq.
Not Ordonez or Young. There should never be a hittable pitch thrown to Cabrera the rest of the series.
who will replace Ordonez?
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
another player
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
from the Tigers or Rangers bench?
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
The Tigers will most likely prefer one from the Tigers bench.
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ahhh, okay. it's all starting to make sense now
"He’s not like Floyd Mayweather who keeps on running. This one likes to go toe-to-toe. That’s what I want. We have similar styles." ~ Manny Pacquiao
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 9, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Tigers
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
It could be Delmon Young
But it’s doubtful
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
If not, probably Clete Thomas or Andy Dirks...
(Yes, these are real people.)
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 9, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
what about Rusty Shakleford?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Don Kelly will probably replace him in the lineup ,right?
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Though I don't know what they'll do against lefties...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 9, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe we'll see a lot of Andy Derps...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 9, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
So it'll really just be Kelly unless Delmon Young is magically healthy again?
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 9, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunno, they could call up Clete Thomas, also terrible against lefties.
No good options, really. I can’t see Delmon being healthy. I assume Kelly will get most of the ABs.
Both LHB...
Advantage Texas.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
dom kelly will replace him in the lineup
on the roster, no idea
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Delmon Young
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
It's not like Ordonez batted right behind Miggy?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
MLB network is reporting Magglio Ordonez is out for the remainder of the season
with an ankle
/Al Michaels
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
sigh
I put chili on the stove around 1 and was hoping to enjoy a nice bowl of chili while enjoying the game.
with or without beans?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Oct 9, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
no beans....
this isn’t stew…this is CHILI
by Doc Mabee on Oct 9, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
, you guys.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Jalepano rellanos -- crispy -- is very yummy. I had it for the first time on a trip to Colorado.
Emily Jones: Adrian Beltre's pretty good?
Mike Napoli: Wow. How about that guy.
Just wait till next year's OD Tailgate
Did some with cilantro mixed in with cream cheese yesterday. Results were promising, but needed more cumin and cilantro
must make this
if for sole reason of eating those…
hopefully…more importantly to see a certain “flag” raised
surely you're talking about raising the flag at Pancho's, right?
so great….I could literally eat 20 flautas. And it would be worth the diarrhea.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Just make sure you check the stalls before you eat there
Last one I went to looked like someone dumped a 5 gallon bucket of Dinty Moore all over the floor.
Cumin
/philkid
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
sir
we’re trying to keep a certain level of sophistication around here. Those kinds of jokes are uncalled for.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
wiener
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
bold flavors
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
holy smokes
the smell is starting to creep into the living room….
first batch of chili since late winter….probably the best part of cooler weather. chili season
I bet those beans will be tasty...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 9, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
did you jump out of a tree onto the deer's back and cut his throat with a big-ass knife?
that would be pretty cool.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
That may or may not have happened.
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that's how you do it in Canadia, eh, Joseph?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
No...we use teh gunz.
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pretty much...
then cut the heart out and drank blood straight from it. wanted to make sure it’s spirit lived on through me.
by Doc Mabee on Oct 9, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
well done
what’d you do with the deer wang?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
thems good eatin'
/Oklahoma
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Hang up on the wall?
Go to a rave and put it in your pants, which one?
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now...if I woulda made it to the tailgate
and served someone a hot dog…I could make a pretty good joke here.
I have no issue cooking up a pot of beans for people to ladel their chili over should they want them.
If they put it on spaghetti, though, I’m cutting their face with a razor.
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Chili on spaghetti?
People do this?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
People in Cincinnati
it’s not even close to real Chili.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 9, 2011 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
What is this, I don't even...
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Yep, it's heavily tomato based, with things like chocolate and cinammon.
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Deer "Hunting"
Let’s set a feeder with a battery that will get them used to coming around to get something to eat. When they’re lulled into a false sense of security, we pick them off with high power .30-06 rifle.
I think everyone should hunt with knives, swords, non-compound bows. Make it sporting.
by Black Francis on Oct 9, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Not every deer hunter hunts off a deer feeder.
I think I would rather people just stick with guns and compound bows, a lot of bow hunters seem bad enough about wounding and losing deer as it is. Lets not make it even worse.
That's an okay point.
Poison arrows, then.
by Black Francis on Oct 9, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Those introductions sounded like the mighty ducks..
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I just got home from the Ballpark. When I was headed there, it actually stopped raining by the time I got to Arlington.
At least I’m off tomorrow for the holiday (yay, working for the federal government), and I actually will already be in Arlington tomorrow morning. I have an appointment at the oncologist at 10AM for an ultrasound. I’ll just go straight to the Ballpark from there.
Texas Rangers - back-to-back AL West Division Champions
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with the fact I actually have tomorrow off (thank you university for closing on columbus day)
I may try to sneak to the game. though wife probably won’t be on board for this….tickets should be cheap though!
man…decisions to make. is it worth it?
yes
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
or give her a bunch of roofies, drive her out into the middle of nowhere and tie her to a cactus
when the game is over, go pick her up and take her home. You’re welcome
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
ps...
no answer from divorcees or unhappily married folks. i think that disqualifies you from making a good decision. no offense, however.
I have a comfortable couch, so that has to enter the equation
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
we're still open
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
will tickets really be cheap?
or cheap to you?
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Just so we're clear
this is the forecast we postponed the game for
My laughter is more important than quality metaphors.
thank you
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I think this is in conjunction with being concerned about the field conditions/not wanting any mid-game delays...
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 9, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it has to solely be field conditions
Anyone with any meteorology training could look at few maps and determine that weather isn’t going to be a problem this evening
by Mantis Be Praised on Oct 9, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Any MLB field should be able to take the amount of rain we've had
If they are out mowing the outfield is certainly playable and the infield is covered.
My laughter is more important than quality metaphors.
Seriously, its not like they haven't had rain like this before
and played a game the next day. These fields are designed to deal with this. If its not raining right now, they should be able to play tonight period.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Does it look at this point that it will be any kind of problem tomorrow?
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 9, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
ahhhhh, rage is building
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
What am I missing here?
My laughter is more important than quality metaphors.
if you live in arlington
prob rain
by jonathan rigby on Oct 9, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Unbelievable.
Rob Ryan: "I don’t know if we win all-hype team. That might have gone to someone else, but we’re going to beat their ass when we play them."
mother fuckers
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Oct 9, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
There's Waco
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
ahhhhhhhhhh
this was MLB commish office call, right?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
There's no doubt they had the tarp on after the game last night
especially given this tweet eariler
JimBowdenESPNxm JIM BOWDEN
Ground crew is watering the infield with a hose right now ….just seems so odd here in Arlington TX as they wait for the rain
My laughter is more important than quality metaphors.
They must be color blind
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
I'll keep all the weather realated stuff in the same subthread
From the Ch. 8 meteorologist
wfaaweathertoo WFAA-TV WeatherI guess this is why you don’t call games 4 hours ahead of time.
@Cav_0 Widespread rains have ended for DFW about 3 hours earlier than expected! Just a few lingering showers tonight. -sm
My laughter is more important than quality metaphors.
If they just looked at the radar they could see that there was nothing coming behind the early band
ridiculous.
the 'west texas disturbance' that nolan described looks like
two drops of rain.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Fucking idiots I swear.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I want to know why their meteorologist couldn't look at what type front it is look at the surface analysis and 700 mb winds and make a forecast
That what I did and guess what I got it right…
by Mantis Be Praised on Oct 9, 2011 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a feeling that if we found the people in the group that made the decision
We’d find no meteorologists
My laughter is more important than quality metaphors.
I suppose this turn of events means I'll be starting season 3 of The Wire tonight
I cannot get enough of that show, you guys.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
If Eternal Sunshine were real life
I would continually erase my memory of that show and then re-watch it.
One of the best shows ever.
Maybe the best.
by Black Francis on Oct 9, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
You like that show?
The cops seem so fake.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
so four straight games,
That extra bullpen arm may end up helping
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Oct 9, 2011 3:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
fuckers.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
HPallotta was duly informed before the taking of this photo
“The thing about huckleberries is, once you’ve had fresh, you’ll never go back to canned.” From left: KnockoutKing, TideNTexas, HPallotta, ClosureGT.
Lot M, before ALCS Game 1, RBiA
Aha, I like how you just randomly take these photos without anyone knowing you are..classic.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Oh okay.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Eating turkey and some sort of dessert.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
dbrickishaw ferguson almost beheaded someone with his cleats.
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
Welp
now goat and I can focus all our attention on the finale of Breaking Bad
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
C'mon Holliday
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Nope, Chuck Testa.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
big Columbus Day plans?
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
FREESE!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
4-2 Cards
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Why?
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
Because he's an incredible douchebag
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I hope he charges the mound at some point
And gets his ass kicked
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Already happened..closelines are awesome.
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
HAHAHAHAHA
I completely forgot about this. I hope this happens again, but this time Pujols lays his ass out.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
He wouldnt get up if pujols hit him like that
no way.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
They should go with 2nd man in get a loooooong suspension
Let the slimeball pitcher deal with it. God I hate dirty baseball.
It's gonna be Cards/Rangers....book it~!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
Leonys Martin is no Judy- JD at Newberg Night.
Another one of my exes just came out of the closet.
I have some sort of awful power.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
He can have a down game sometimes.
Especially when I call it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Last year I cheered for the Giants
Because I wanted to face them in the World Series. This year I’m rooting for the Cardinals, becasue I hate Nyjer Morgan so much. It better work this year.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Fuck MLB
Seriously fuck them. It better fucking rain tonight or I’m going to be at the ballpark looking for blood. Fuck everything. I want to fucking break something.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
by TxStCa on Oct 9, 2011 4:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It's interesting
That when I watch the Brewers/Cardinals game, STL takes a 2 run lead in the 4th and it seems like a decent lead. When we were beating Tampa by 2 runs, I was on the edge of my seat the entire time, wondering what bad things could happen.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Who wants to go see Moneyball with Schoolly and I since we can't go to a baseball game?
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 9, 2011 4:29 PM CDT reply actions
So, it's not the worst thing in the world.
I should see the first half-two thirds of the game, and I can probably finagle listening to most of the rest on the radio, and maybe watch the last inning.
But damn, I was so stoked for sitting at home to watch nine innings from my couch, then working without any Rangers game going tomorrow.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
And from a baseball standpoint...
this really doesn’t change anything other than the Tigers get to stew about losing Game 1 and Ogando gets to rest up for tomorrow.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 9, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Napoli's goinmgto have a ot of back-to-back games now
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
I'm incredibly confused.....
Why was the decision to postpone the game made so early? It hasn’t rained in hours in Ft Worth and the radar is clear?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 4:30 PM CDT reply actions
Because they're fucking retarded.
I really wanted him, once upon a time…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 15, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
this times one hundred
but I can go tomorrow so I’m not that upset. Someone here sell me your tickets, need 4 may need 7.
Im just getting mad because of the stupidity of the whole thing
Im not sure it really matters to me, but damn is it stupid
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
As Ghetto just brought up
if Fister starts the game instead of Scherzer, that’s a huge difference, imo.
Now need 5 still waiting on
two to commit. One not answering his phone right now.
Stub Hub my best place to nab them from?
I'm wondering if prices are going to drop a little because of the afternoon start...
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah I'm hoping they
do. My problem is going to be quantity. Getting 5 or 7 together may not be possible. So we may have to split up but either way I’m going with my dad and after his health issues this year I’m really looking forward to it, even if I have to work to get tickets.
Yes.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
They were adamant about making the decision early
And they didn’t want to chance having rain delays like last night, and messing with the pitching of both teams.
THe Karashians are on tonight!!!!!!!!
Totally negates my need for baseball.
Baseball's hard, guys. I mean, it really is. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kind of like dating a German chick, you know?
First thing I thought about....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Leadoff double for Furcal
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
LOL
The first pitch for Monday’s Game 2 of the ALCS is TBA. Fergie Jenkins may not be available.
Rob Ryan: "I don’t know if we win all-hype team. That might have gone to someone else, but we’re going to beat their ass when we play them."
is this for real?????
Rob Ryan: "I don’t know if we win all-hype team. That might have gone to someone else, but we’re going to beat their ass when we play them."
if its 7 o clock start, then that lands them in detroit early tues morning
Rob Ryan: "I don’t know if we win all-hype team. That might have gone to someone else, but we’re going to beat their ass when we play them."
Are you talking about tomorrow?
It’s a 3:15 start. That tweet or whatever you posted was a reference to Fergie Jenkins throwing out the ceremonial first pitch.
Well I guess I could do it
but I want mileage for my drive up from Austin.
by robert_d_wilfong on Oct 9, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
CANADIAN!
Not changing my signature until Hechavarria is promoted to the big leagues.
[Funny phrase about how few followers I have on Twitter]
So maybe a 7 start??
Rob Ryan: "I don’t know if we win all-hype team. That might have gone to someone else, but we’re going to beat their ass when we play them."
I hope not
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
are you joking?
"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker
Infield playing in with Albert Pujols at bat....
One of the scarier things I can imagine….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 4:37 PM CDT reply actions
better double check their cups are in the right position
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
does anybody
really see st. louis not winning this series?
And you were saying?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
5-2 Cardinals
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Ordonez
Is out of the series
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20111009&content_id=25575396&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb
"I was young and stupid" -- Alex Rodriguez
"He's gonna be out from here to Waco...no they called him safe!"
The Japanese have bombed Pearl Harbor
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Prometheus invented fire.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
So excited about this bit of news that you made a fanpost, I see
just fyi, a fanshot would be more appropriate.
FUCK
The weather is dry and comfortable here in Dallas…the flags are still..a beautiful day for baseball….oops
Rob Ryan: "I don’t know if we win all-hype team. That might have gone to someone else, but we’re going to beat their ass when we play them."
This makes me so fucking mad.
Is there any way to get my money back on these tickets? Being an afternoon start on a FUCKING WEEKDAY, I’m not confident I’ll be able to get what I payed.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Okay, not so mad now.
Just talked to my boss and she’s letting me off at 2.
Whew! Crisis averted.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
You're sounding a little better
On second thought, I don’t think you’re sick anymore.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I need to stop reading this thread.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
fuck you mlb, you cock suckers
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
Shit....
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
um whyu is nobody sitting in the right field seats in milwaukee? seems very strange
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 9, 2011 4:51 PM CDT reply actions
lexus club left field has an empty section for media overflow
those look like premium seats in milwaukee
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 9, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know why I am so upset with this ...
I’m not as upset not playing baseball as I am am the shitty forecast that caused the cancellation… I mean it wasn’t even a difficult forecast to predict for a trained meteorologist
by Mantis Be Praised on Oct 9, 2011 4:51 PM CDT reply actions
Nothing wrong with being upset about this
I just wish the media would rake MLB for this decision, but they won’t since it doesn’t matter to them.
My laughter is more important than quality metaphors.
That got out of hand quickly
6-5 Milwaukee
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Well.....that was a quick turn of events...............
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 4:51 PM CDT reply actions
i had no clue milwaukees roof was retractable. ive never seen it open
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Oct 9, 2011 4:52 PM CDT reply actions
jesus christ alberto
could have at least made an effort
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
That was not a good effort by Pujols there, even with a bad throw.
Seems so immobile.
- I don't get drunk...I get awesome. -
Kam Loe sighting!
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
lmfao
you let judy betancourt take you deep
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Unbelievable......
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 5:01 PM CDT reply actions
Wow......I really don't want to face the Brewers
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Nyjer Morgan
can eat a safe full of dicks.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 9, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
like a bank vault.
that’s how many dicks.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 9, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a lot of dicks.
If anyone could pull that off, it’d be T-Plush.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
You're a weird dude
if you have a hoard of dicks, and you keep them in a safe so other people can’t get to them.
That's how T. Plush rolls
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I like them besides Morgan
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Holy. Shit.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
so who is going to overpay for Prince Corpulent this offseason?
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Toronto....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 9, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
is that park as nice to LHH as it is to RHH
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
not quite, still high at 114 for HR though
still less than the brewers park
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
Heh.
RT @EllingYelling A guy ran onto green, threw hot dog at Tiger. Cops wrangled and arrested him. Had been drinking.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 9, 2011 5:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That's not what it is?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
WHY are the people from the northeast determining this is my question.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Nolan's explanation...
“What we saw last night followed pretty much what we were told by our experts, as far as meteorologists and the weather service were concerned,” Ryan said. "They thought we would have a window until about 8:30, maybe a little past that last night, and it held pretty true.
“Then what you got were popup showers starting and those are hard to predict, because you don’t know where they’re going to occur, when they’re going to occur. They’re more unpredictable. That’s kind of what we’re looking at this evening, is that they anticipate what happened last night happening again tonight.”
Emily Jones: Adrian Beltre's pretty good?
Mike Napoli: Wow. How about that guy.
There may be some showers tonight
But nothing that would stop a game.
Bad forecast is bad
by Mantis Be Praised on Oct 9, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
The issue appears to be the forecasters are thinking elevated, isolated storms.
SPC’s mesoanalysis shows a good deal of moisture, plus some steeper lapse rates moving in with a decent amount of differential positive vorticity in the area. You can’t rule out a delay.
MLB’s risk tolerance appears very small. So small that even 5-10% chance of delay exceeds it.
FWIW, there is a shower just south of DFW right now.
Emily Jones: Adrian Beltre's pretty good?
Mike Napoli: Wow. How about that guy.
What the fuck...
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I love how when I'm not at work, my "free time" goes toward taking care of everything so my wife can get a break
but when I complain about not having free time, her instant argument is “I don’t get a weekend..my job is 24/7, 365.”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
New conspiracy theory:
Brewers/Cards get the primetime slot this week because of Selig’s former ownership.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
More like, they're on TBS and have absolutely no shows with high ratings to compete against.
Emily Jones: Adrian Beltre's pretty good?
Mike Napoli: Wow. How about that guy.
I like mine better.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
"Fixation", Part 2 of my ALCS/WS photo essay
"こんな感じです。" --@TeamUehara, 9/23/11
by caknuck on Oct 9, 2011 5:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
haha this is awesome
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
C'mon Albert
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Pujols DP
8-6 Milwaukee
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
He's a god
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Oct 9, 2011 5:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Im so glad it's raining so fucking hard right now.
Fucking great forecast cocksuckers. Fucking assholes. Goddammit!!!!!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
by TxStCa on Oct 9, 2011 5:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Looking to the west, about to see a beautiful sunset.
Fuck you, Joe Torre.
"こんな感じです。" --@TeamUehara, 9/23/11
Well, I'm in Brattleboro, Vermont...stuck in a hotel room whose TV channels don't include ESPN or the FOX network. I was at least gonna enjoy following the Ranger game via the computer. Now, not so much.
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Oct 9, 2011 6:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
lol Craig Sager
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
john axford
he so good
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
what is it with NL closers
and obnoxious facial hair?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
by vfn on Oct 9, 2011 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
What the hell, SBN?
More than 16 people get on the site and you crash, apparently.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Yeah it's bullshit.
I don’t want to study.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Well green isn't much of a problem
It’s the yellow/orange/red that would delay the game
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
I don't know how I feel about Nolan toe-ing the cautious, er..., party line for the MLB.
I’m disappointed, at the least.
Emily Jones: Adrian Beltre's pretty good?
Mike Napoli: Wow. How about that guy.
Not a drop.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Looks like a near miss. Garland-Richardson-Plano will get rain.
Emily Jones: Adrian Beltre's pretty good?
Mike Napoli: Wow. How about that guy.
Yay, my pops just got me and the gf tickets for the game tomorrow!
First game I’ll be able to see this year :)
Awesome dude
I’m super jelly. Have fun.
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
Thanks!
Didn’t know there were still some on the website >_<
Colombus Day, you say?
Columbus is a city in Ohio, the state Derek Holland is from. Therefore, Derek Holland will throw a perfect game!
/sarcasm
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
fuck you mike williams
- Rangers finish 85-77 - Josey Wales
- I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
This can't be said enough
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
"No, fuck you"
Sincerely,
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
You suck
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Hey, did your buddy ever get to the 4th round
Or was he only able to last 3?
lol.. man... dont get too drunk... but dont get not drunk enough that its rape
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 29, 2011 6:44 PM CDT
not my buddy
and no
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
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