11/21/2011 OT 2
by jam0152 on Nov 21, 2011 2:34 PM CST
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So who is the Rangers' MVP, then smarty pantses?
Ian Kinsler?
Michael Napoli?
Christopher John Wilson?
Harry Hair Hairston?
Alexi Ogonwatchthisthingonmyfacegrow?
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Seriously, Alexi. You've made enough money in the show now. The team would probably even pay for it.
Get that lump taken care of, dawg.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Once your wealthy,
it doesn’t matter what you look like.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
Rodney Dangerfield
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ralphie may
Have you seen his wife?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 2:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Word. I have never had a problem with gold diggers.
I say if the chick can do enough to make the guy cough up dough and the guy is a willing participant, it works well. Usually it’s just the guy’s family that bitches because they want his money.
Hot women:
motivating men to become successful/wealthy for over 3000 years.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
this reminds me
I know this guy who said he is a young earther. How does someone believe this?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 2:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
nevermind
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 2:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
yeah. I was reading a little about it and posted
Then realized that was probably a mistake
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 3:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
that is what I was reading
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 3:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Nov 21, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
So this new "chocolate waterfall" at Golden Corral...
If I were brave enough to venture there, would they let me put my steak under it? I think I want chocolate covered mashed potatoes too. Nom.
That's not chocolate.
This is doo doo, baby.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
I was just there today...
There’s no policing of the chocolate water fall.
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
So scary.
Oh, the disease-ridden filthy hands that must infiltrate that fountain of refuse.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
My lord, it's so gross to even think about.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I don't think I could bring myself to partake of the chocolate germ-fall.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
so....
You won’t eat at subway but you will eat golden corral?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 2:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
he got hit with that frying pan
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Nov 21, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
he claims you two think alike
So I am also disappointed in you
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 2:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i dont think ive been to golden corral, actually
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Nov 21, 2011 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
doesn't fit the narrative
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 2:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
My tennis coach took us there as punishment for losing a match
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
golden corral is good.. dat potato bar... dat mac n cheese
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
Ryans? i have to admit.. i like lubys and furrs as well....
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 2:48 PM CST up reply actions
you seem to be a fan of buffets in general
I miss shoneys breakfast buffet
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 2:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Exactly...
It’s a buffet. I like buffets, and still Subway is a horrible value for what you get.
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
I don't put those in the same category because they aren't all you can eat, right?
It’s been awhile since I’ve gone to either.
its not all you can eat. last time i went to golden corral their pizza was even edible
also, it was like 13 bucks.. way too expensive.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
The only buffet I will go to is China buffets
because I like to have velveeta cheese mussels with my sushi and pot stickers dipped in ranch
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
cheesy crab stuff
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 2:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Rangoon are the greatest
I don’t even know why they lie and say there is crab in them. Just call it deep fried cream cheese wontons.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I think there is one in FW somewhere but it's the only one I know of.
Fire Mountain in Burleson seemed like the exact same place though.
I was taken while I was in the US
when my mom was having her surgery, it was right there next to the hospital.
So much of the food was terrible… the cornmeal breaded catfish wasn’t bad, and that’s what I had the most of, but then I LOVE catfish and could eat it every goddamn day.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
my first job was at a catfish restaraunt... trust me... you cant eat catfish every
god damn day……. you just cant.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
I WOULD TRY.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
hello mercury poisoning
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 2:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Captain D's? Catfish King?
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
Catfish King is teh suck
Absolutely everything comes frozen and prepared, including the catfish.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I hate when it is cold and you grab a blanket
Then the blanket makes you hot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 2:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Can't believe there hasn't been a Forever Alone in a Forever Lazy cartoon on memebase yet
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I saw a commercial for that last night
Trap doors!!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 2:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
but then I would get hot
I am stuck between a rock and a hard place
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 2:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nope, it opens up...kinda like a robe.
All kinds of ventilation.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
not when I am laying down!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 3:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sounds like a prison pick up line
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
Hrmm...lemme see if I can rip off a few...
- What’s your cell #?
- Is that a shiv in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Would you like to enter my gas chamber?
…meh
how about
- Stop by my cell later for a Lethal Injection.
- You know I just made sangria in the toilet.
- Interested in serving hard time?
- Hold still while I staple this centerfold to the back of your head.
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
by lamron on Nov 21, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you like tossed salad?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
We're bustin out
that cherry of yours
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Those stripes would look great on my cell floor.
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
then my backside would be cold
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 3:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
my arm might fall asleep
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 3:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I am not that coordinated
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 3:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Awesome.
mikeaxisa Mike Axisa
If those texts are real, just give Cashman a lifetime contract. t.co/x61dPW0S
pretty funny
For a Yank
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Oh Deangelo...
“The way I’m playing right now, they need to go and cut me, because I’m definitely not worth what I’m getting,” Hall said, according to The Associated Press. "It’s frustrating.
“Hopefully they see something in me and bring me back next year. But the way things are going right now, I’m definitely not playing up to par.”
They need to cut him? Wow. That’s taking self-criticism to another level.
The source of Hall’s dejection was a critical third-and-15 situation the Cowboys converted in overtime, when receiver Dez Bryant beat Hall for a 26-yard reception that set up Dallas’ winning field goal. It also didn’t help that Hall allowed Bryant to get behind him for a 22-yard touchdown on the Cowboys’ opening drive .
On a day the Redskins’ offense actually showed some life, Hall couldn’t believe the way the defense failed the team.
“Anytime the offense puts points on the board like that, we’ve got to win the game. We’ve got to win the game,” Hall said. " We’ve been … complaining all week — over the past couple weeks — about them putting up 10 points, nine points, 12. And they come out and put up … 24. And we don’t win the game.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 3:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Sounds like he's angling for a new, better team.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
From the Raiders to the Redskins...boy that would suck.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
Like moving from Trenton to Newark
Fact is, you’re still in fucking Jersey.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 3:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That was a logical tactical and strategic move by General Washington.
You watch your mouth, good sir.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Watching HBOs
John Adams for the 1st time… I like it
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
It is definitely worth checking out.
Paul Giamatti is awesome.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That's on my must watch list when it hits DVD.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
That's a good
Thomas Hayden Church is so good in that.
(Wasn’t sure I’d ever type that sentence, but… there you go.)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Lowell was a great character
And Ned & Stacy was pretty funny
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
are you justinpro or whatever?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Keep fighting the good fight.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 3:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I've gotten some positive, some negative.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Word on the street is there will be a full house tonight at the AAC
I hope it’s true. Wish I could be there.
Just for the new owner?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Last year I was able to attend several Stars games in the lower bowl because they were priced ~$60 on StubHub.
Much harder this year yet I still see lots of empty seats.
What fuckin' street -- the corner of Florence & Normandie?
I heard they’re averaging dead last in the NHL, around 13k
There is more than one reason for this...
kok’sbeatingadeadhorse.gif
by DFWTrojanTuba on Nov 21, 2011 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
lol I spent the last couple of minutes thinking who in the hell is playing at the AAC
Forgot about the stars
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
One of the things Tom Gaglardi (pronounced Guh-lar-dee) is going to do is make sure Dallas knows about them again
by DFWTrojanTuba on Nov 21, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
There hasn't been talk of moving the team has there?
I haven’t been on DBD in a while. He is a canadian.
Direct quote
“The team’s not moving. It will never move. Dallas is one the best markets in America.”
by DFWTrojanTuba on Nov 21, 2011 3:24 PM CST up reply actions
Max, you here? Look at this free shit goin' down in Austin
This Will Destroy You live (DJ) soundtracking arty old films, free Drambuie dranks
The memorial service for the four people that died was really sad
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Who died?
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
it on tv or something?
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
Talk about a freaking snake bit team when it comes to tragedies in the last however many years
Thats crazy
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
Here's a story from Autzen Stadium
The PA announcer begun the announcement “Ladies and gentlemen, Oklahoma State lost—” and some idiotic Oregon fan began cheering near me, but the PA announcer continued “two members of its family yesterday.” Upon realizing he cheered the death of two people, the fan tried his best to hide himself, but the black facepaint he wore made him extremely easy to spot.
by DFWTrojanTuba on Nov 21, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
The worst was seeing the kids lose it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Sorry man
How somber was the campus that day?
by DFWTrojanTuba on Nov 21, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't really been out except for the service so I don't know
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That's weird.
Most memorial services following tragic deaths are incredibly happy occasions.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Nov 21, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well I had never met them so I didn't think it would bother me that much
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
You must have missed the service following the Tucson shootings.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Real, legit playoff Dutch staches.
Dude on my left is my homie, don’t know the other guy. Just coincidental stache pairing I suppose.
*pearing
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This is a family website, sir...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Pomade or wax? That is righteous.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 3:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I gave the moustache a go. I admire anyobe who has the patience to let it do its thing.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 4:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Mine is horribly itchy and you can barely tell I have one...
I started November first.
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
Grow the beard
then shave your chin and cheeks, tada!
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
Uhhh...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yeah, DAT'LL FIX-A-FLAT ASS
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 3:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
haha Gordon Keith was talking about this
weird shit
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
They were on there when I linked it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean, what they say
Mother!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Woot, apartment I like is becoming available.
Seems like everywhere wants to charge too much, have too small of a floorplan, or is in the ghetto. Apartment shopping is such a bitch.
apt shopping is the suck.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
I think they try to make it as tedious as possible
so you’ll get fed up and just sign while you’re there.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Are you scouting in the DFW area?
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 3:54 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yup. Place I found is in Addison (but not the circle).
I need close proximity to bars that allow smoking.
postproperties has a website like this.. so does gables and some of the larger
property management companies… about as simple as possible.
i rented my current apt without ever seeing it before the day i moved in… saw the price online.. threw a deposit down to hold it 60 days for me.. and moved in. simple
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
I've lived in my place for three years...
It was the only one I looked at. Looking at apartments is a complete beat down. Only thing worse is moving itself.
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
Yup. I actually work in the multi-family software industry and I can say most places are so far behind the times.
But at least I can query a massive DB to find most of my answers.
AMLI has a great website & is pretty much the reason why I went with them
Apartment shopping & moving are two incredible beatings
Just bought a 26.5 pound turkey
Figured we’d tone it down this year.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 3:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
been looking for a big Butterball but the biggest I found today was 20lbs
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
you don't want that one anyway
He voted for face in the one spot
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Coincidentally, I got a 12lb cock.
We stray away from Turkey for Turkey Day. So emo.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Give him your email,
he’ll send a few pics.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
What is the biggest turkey you can buy?
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
Jive Turkeys are always acceptable.
Speaking of Jive, anyone remember this clothing line?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
Oh Stewardess... I speak Jive
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
There was actually a 29 pounder.
But there’s no fucking way I could fit it in the fridge.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 4:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So
Gingerbread houses- not nearly as tasty as they look. Even the mini ones.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Of course not. You have all the germs from the little 2nd graders all over it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Oh shit...
Cory Morrow at the Granada this weekend. He’s better than Pat Green, you guys.
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
too big for him.
Casey Donahew Band at Winstar on Dec. 23rd. Might be worth the trip.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
casey donahew is a no talent ass clown
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
Oh hell, son.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
you are gonna look at me with a straight face on the internet and tell me this is a good song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfMse3Iv5sM
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
DUDE!! He's playing at Winstar...HE HAS TO BE GOOD!
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
Lulz
Let’s not start that argument again….
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe he had a run-in....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
Food Inc
Watched it last night on Netflix…I’m considering becoming a vegetarian now. This really sucks.
How can one live without steak, chicken, and pork????
give it a day
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
"Not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an INSTINCT!"
-Dennis Leary
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
God didn't put me on top of the food chain to eat salads and tofu...
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
-Bill Hicks
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
-overrated
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
Dennis Leary wouldn't be a comic if it weren't for Hicks.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 4:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
What a shame that've been...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I hope this is sarcasm...
because I laughed thinking it was.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
Definitely sarcasm.
Dennis Leary is not funny.
(no ellipsis)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Fact of life: stealing other comic's bits doesn't make you funny.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 4:20 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Carlos Mencia made a good living doing it.
Too bad even the bits he stole weren’t funny.
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
See: Mencia
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
Who did he steal from?
Not trying to argue, I’m just curious.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
Mencia, Leary and Cook are the three worst culprits out there.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 4:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's not funny at all.
Maybe we should make the list four…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
in that case.....I'll take Food Inc off my netflix
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Oh yes, this is a must.
I was so naive before watching it.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
lol...i'd rather not know.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
You need to live in denial or acceptance about the crap food out there.
Avoiding it isn’t the answer. I personally accept it and will eat the nastiest fast food.
Tamacrby's
Taco Bueno wrapped in McDonald’s wrapped in Arby’s.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 4:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I guess you're right.
I just can’ t imagine not eating meat.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
amen, brutha
gimme crappy, fast-food Chinese over Pei Wei or PF Changs ANY DAMN DAY OF THE WEEK!!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
Some of the crappiest
though I do actually like the shrimp curry
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Then what does that make Panda Express?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
delicious!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
I like the orange chicken
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh goodie...
the “which Chinese food chain” sucks worst game.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
any located next to an animal shelter?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
I bet puppies tastes better than kittens.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Dead Puppies aren't much fun.
They don’t come, when you call…..
They don’t chase squirrels at all……
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Faces of death
one of the only things to ever gross me out was them showing a puppy being cooked… horrific
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
Yeah, fuck that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Faces of death is awful.
I can’t believe I ever watched that as a 10 year old. I wouldn’t want to watch that now at 33.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:25 PM CST up reply actions
We watched that on Halloween at the movie theater I worked at when I was 14
I think everyone wanted to turn it off but it turned into a game of chicken.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 4:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I recently found out some of it was fake
11 year old me thought it was all real
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Wiki
‘Faces of Death’ (also released as The Original Faces of Death) is a 1978 mondo film which guides viewers through explicit scenes depicting a variety of ways to die and violent acts.1
It is often billed as Banned in 40+ Countries. The film has been banned (at least temporarily) in Australia, Norway, Finland, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom. Although several of the “human death” scenes are obvious fakes (with Allan A. Apone, make-up and special effects artists for the film saying that about 40% of it is fake),2 some of the footage is genuine. Famous scenes of death from the media are included, such as stock footage of a napalm bombing in Vietnam, various newsreel footage, and wartime footage of Adolf Hitler. Also featured are the actual on-camera deaths of a variety of animals, including seals being clubbed to death and animals being killed on the slaughterhouse line. The nadir of the film is the inclusion of an extreme fatal accident; the shattered remains of a cyclist are seen under a semi tractor trailer, the camera pans long enough to capture paramedics scooping up blood clots, brain matter and clumps of hair from the tarmac – this incident is authentic and culled from newsreels.
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
that is how I found out
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I laughed at alot of it
Even as a kid I thought… what dumbass bungie jumps off a building? and then doesn’t know its missing the 13th floor
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
I remember that one...
the guy bounced like 4 feet.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
I watched it again recently
It wasn’t near as bad as I remembered. The internets have desensitized me.
Faces of Death
I’ve seen all of them. And yeah, the teenage me thought they were very real, and very awesome.
Now, I’m not sure any of them would get more than a “meh” from me. OTOH, I watched Cannibal Holocaust for the first time about 18 months ago, and that freaked me the fuck out.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
What is it and where would one find it to watch?
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
Cannibal Holocaust
It’s another one of the classic mondo films- came out around 1980. I know Netflix carries it.
Actually, “freaked me the fuck out” is probably a bit strong- it is a disturbing film, but weirdly entertaining in a way, and it makes a decent statement on media sensationalism, which in 1980 was still a fairly new concept.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
You know what, I think I've seen the title on Netflix.
I may watch it tonight.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
The only film that has every really freaked me out
was “The Killer in Me”
I know it was fake, but damn did it just go on and on.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Was it the animal eating scene or the impaled on a pole bit?
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 4:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
The turtle
Rest of it wasn’t that bad, especially upon re-watching it.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Skinned alive and left to die...
it’s, uh, pretty bad. I’m fairly desensitized, but it’s one of the few things I’ve had to plain stop watching.
Yep
All the human deaths- fake but somewhat realistic
All the animal deaths- 100% real
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Chinese food begins and ends at the buffet bro...
I otherwise don’t really eat it unless I’m too lazy to get up and want something other than pizza delivered.
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
nu nu buffet.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
x
http://www.yelp.com/biz/new-new-buffet-addison
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
New New Buffet
Only Chinese buffet I’ve found in Carrollton or Addison that’s worth a damn.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
"Animals eat other animals. It's nature."
“No it isn’t. We taught a lion to eat tofu.”
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
Drive-by eggings, plaguing LA.....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:11 PM CST reply actions
"I think that's my little brotha, essay."
Yes, that’s how I picture that word in my head.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Sometimes hard-boiled....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
Also plaguing LA...
crappy baseball teams
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
And their whole Occupy movement
Where they camp out in the bottom of the standings..
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 4:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
a lady i work with keeps using the word "familiarized"
used in a sentence:
Im not familiarized with that part of the loan policy.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:21 PM CST reply actions
You should hit her in the face with a frying pan.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 4:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
same person also uses.... "please advice" instead of "please advise"
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
she has to be
Otherwise you have no choice but to hit her in the face.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 4:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
ummm... hispanic.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
no.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
ewww.. no.. an older lady... i could not fathom... just eww
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
not even a hug.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions
aggie?
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
that would make sense
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I work with someone that does that.
I brought it up recently and they still do it. Some people….
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
we have a person in the office who talks about
“smoking sensation” programs
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Nov 21, 2011 4:24 PM CST up reply actions
"incentitive"
Yes. This word has been used in my office. I have to hold everything in me not to yell at this person.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
is supposed to be cessation?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Nov 21, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions
our company trolls the fuck out smokers...
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
i would agree with this
we are now jacking up premiums for smokers
but other hospitals in etexas are not even giving job offers until you pass a “smoking test”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Nov 21, 2011 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
our company just makes insurance almost unaffordable for smokers
unless they quit.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
i wonder why smokers can take 8 10-15 minute breaks during the day
for smoke breaks…….. and if i went missing for an hour and half id get fired….
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions
That's your job's fault. If you can't take as many breaks as a smoker, then you are being discriminated against.
And 8? Those people should be fired.
my company allows 3 10 minute breaks
I used to take them when i smoked but do not since i quit
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
in the long run it is very expensive
as we have many 20+ year employees
we are also self-employed.
and it isnt discrimination, smokers are not a “protected class”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Nov 21, 2011 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
I understand it's expensive, maybe even as expensive as other health problems.
I meant discrimination in the sense of the word, not the law.
when you fund your own health plan
you make it as inexpensive as possible.
we pay basically every dollar that goes into any healthcare for our employees
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Nov 21, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Again, I understand insurance hikes.
I also know I have the right to choose insurance. I was talking about not hiring someone.
ahh
we dont do it yet
but when you are self ensured….gott save as much as possible
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Nov 21, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
I've never understood that line of reasoning
I’ve been a smoker for nearly 20 years, and I generally take 1-2 sick days a year. I’ve taken a few more this year, but only because I developed a thyroid condition (which is unrelated to smoking) and keep having to visit various doctors.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
over the course of your career
if you smoke, evidently the company ends up paying ~25% more (very rough total)
thats my understanding
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Nov 21, 2011 5:06 PM CST up reply actions
So pass the cost along. Fine by me.
Also, pass the cost along for other health risks too…oh wait can’t do that. But seriously, I do not oppose passing the cost along. I accept the cost of my habit.
what do you propose is used to measure other risks?
genetic testing?
or do you want to use BMI or weight?
maybe everyone can take a picture of everything they eat and email it to HR!
if there was a universally accepted way to measure other risk factors, it would be easy to do.
but there isnt.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Nov 21, 2011 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
Right. I think a physical is the accepted approach.
But I propose do what the insurance company requests/requires. If they require a physical, so be it. If they require higher premiums for smokers, so be it. I would hope the company subsidizing the employee’s insurance doesn’t have to get too involved but I’m not very knowledgeable in that area.
we *are* our own insurance company
we have a third party that handles the actual claims mgmt, but we pay our own insurance as a company
currently we are requiring biometrics to be put in the lower deductible category (smokers are automatically in higher of the 2) — eventually im sure this will go into high risk and low risk categories
we are SELF insured, like many/most not for profit hospitals….
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Nov 21, 2011 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
IT'S ALREADY TIME TO GET READY FOR BED
/stupid Earth’s axis
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I had a really bad dream last night.
I dreamed that the Redskins won the Super Bowl and Rex Grossman went something like 25/39 for 330 yards and no picks.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Replace Rex Grossman with Eli Manning
and the dream is a very scary reality
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
helmet catch
A fucking helmet catch
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
How exactly is this a break for a team not making the playoffs?
Trent should break his leg just so he doesn’t have to go out on that field with that shitty team any more this season.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Those assholes are going to draft RGIII.
And I will die.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
heh that would be awful
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Keenum. Heh.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 21, 2011 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
If he can't play for the Cowboys
I want him to play for the Chiefs.
I would become a diehard Chiefs fan.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I could handle the Dolphins.
Colts are getting Luck.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I need it to be an AFC team.
And they were in Dallas once upon a time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Fuck the Texans.
That would be awful.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Oh.
The original Texans. Carry on.
My #10 Chiefs jersey would look cool. They have good colors.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
and still my favorite Snickers ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U_EfE-mqgE
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I always do, and because of this commercial.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
'Great googily moogily' is horribly underused.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 4:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not by me, it's not.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Good googily moogily
that thang is juicy!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I could also go for Miami, Cincy or Jacksonville
All neutral AFC teams in my book.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 4:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Cincy has Dalton.
I have nothing against Jacksonville.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Would Jacksonville give up on Gabbert already?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Good call, they have Gabbert.
And Tennessee has the Washington QB.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
hot girls do not play the harp!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Mouth Harp?
I know a few
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
Just perfect.
Evan_P_Grant Evan Grant
My column on Young vote. (Per paper policy it’s behind paywall): dallasne.ws/t2cv3D
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
i posted it at the bottom of the MVP thread
DMN put it up but wasnt behind pay wall for google.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Nov 21, 2011 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
I wouldn't read it even if it was free.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
it's crazy how far he has dropped since he was on that blog
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:53 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Buster Olney mentions this too
Buster_ESPN Buster Olney
Evan Grant, who cast the first-place vote for Michael Young, posted his ballot here (t.co/TbLgaNHl).
by DFWTrojanTuba on Nov 21, 2011 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
so he knew he was trolling mlb
He had a column ready to go
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 5:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
HF45, let the laughter begin:
TCU Kicker Ross Evans arrested after kicking down door
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I can't believe he didn't miss and break his leg on the door frame.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I still hate him for the Utah game. So much.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
I don't hate him
but for the love of God, that kickoff out of bounds after going up on Boise, I almost threw my beer through my TV.
The Utah game was a lot of people’s faults.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
that door stood no chance
He came at it, bro
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I remember standing next to him on the sidelines during the 2008 season, when the Frogs played Wyoming.
I was running parabolic microphone utility. He was practicing kicks, and one ball sling-shot out the net and hit him square in the face.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
he doesn't sound too successful at kicking things
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
He was actually really good his freshman year (finalist for the Groza award)
then he shanked 2 @Utah, and hasn’t been the same since.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Is there more of smug looking little shit than Jim DeRogatis?
http://stereogum.com/886152/derogatis-10-worst-albums-of-2011/news/
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
EG's twin?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I offer two candidates
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
that baby don't give a fuck
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
No
While Candidate No. 1 looks smug, he’s actually just smirking while replaying an episode of coke-fueled debauchery in his head. That’s acceptable.
Candidate No. 2 is obviously drunk.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
motherfucker
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
and Matthew Perry looks like that because he just scored an 8 ball
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 4:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's hard out there
RT @IamaGM: NY escort service is down 30 percent in business due to the NBA Lockout
Quick, someone suggest stuff I should put on a meat rub
otherwise I’ll just use the one I normally go with
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I knew I would receive such answers...
but I’m requesting serious-ish answers.
Like, in relation to beef steak coming from an actual bovine.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
for a steak, I like salt and pepper
on a rub for bbq, it needs brown sugar, cumin, cayenne, salt, pepper, ground ginger, ground mustard. Or try a masala
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'll do 90/10 pepper/salt on a brisket too. But all that other stuff is good as well.
I use this one a lot too:
2 tablespoons salt
2 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons brown sugar
2 tablespoons ground cumin
2 tablespoons chili powder
2 tablespoons freshly ground black pepper
1 tablespoon cayenne pepper
1/4 cup paprika
Cumin, coffee beans, cayenne, salt, pepper
/thread
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 5:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i should be more specific
2 tablespoons ground coffee beans
2 tablespoons ground black pepper
1 1/2 tablespoons kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 tablespoon ground cumin
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 5:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Specifically steaks...it would probably rock on some chicken as well.
All around meat rub, I’d go with
3/4 cup paprika
1/4 cup fresh-ground pepper blend
1/4 cup dark brown sugar
2 tablespoons chili powder
2 tablespoons garlic powder
2 tablespoons onion powder
1 tablespoon sea salt
2 teaspoons cayenne pepper
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 5:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I've heard coffee grounds before,
but what purpose does it serve?
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
gives it an awesome kick, especially with some cumin
Just like smoked porters go really well with steak. Gives the taste a whole new dynamic.
And no prob jon
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 5:48 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Max, the police report for Ross Evans
On 11-8-11 at 0219 hours, I was dispatched to 2700 Colorado St #1934 in reference to a burglary of a habitation. Dispatch advised that the caller, Jared Acton W/M (7-7-89), stated that a man had kicked in his door and was looking for one of his roommates.
Upon arrival I contacted Jared whom advised that a W/M had kicked in the door to the apartment while he was playing video games in his bedroom. Jared stated that at first he didn’trealize that the W/M had kicked in the door. Jared said that the W/M came into this room asking where William Horn was. Jared knew him only as a roommate and told the W/M that he didn’t know William that well and didn’t know where he was. The W/M questioned Jared’s honesty and told Jared to tell him where William was. Jared stated that he didn’t know but that he lived in the apartment across the way from his inside the same apartment. The W/M walked over to William’s door and kicked it multiple times at which the point Williams door gave way and the W/M walked in.
After the W/M realized that Jared was telling the truth he told Jared that when William arrived home he was to tell Jared that “Ross” had been there looking for his money and that William needed to call “Ross”. Ross then left through the front door that he had kicked in and Jared called the PD to file a report. I asked Jared if he believed that “Ross” was planning on hurting William at which point he said definitely. Jared advised that “Ross” didn’t come out of Williams’s room with anything and that he left in an unknown direction. Jared didn’t know if “Ross” had driven there or lived in the complex. Jared advised that he had never seen “Ross” before but that he knew William to be a drug user from his own admittance.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Shit, dude.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yeah, he's gone. Sounds like he owed him drug money.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
and your drug dealing career
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 5:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
And your "not getting prison-raped" career.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
but a great start to a prison bitch career
lets be positive guys
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."
he probably has nice legs
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 5:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Might as well practice his dick-tucking
T-Bone dont want to see his bitches sporting no junk. And he gonna be peeing while sitting down.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 5:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
RGIII, Keenum, and Luck are the 3 O'Brien finalists.
http://blog.daveyobrien.org/2011/11/21/griffin-keenum-and-luck-named-2011-davey-obrien-finalists/
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
WEEDEN WAS HOSED
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
But really he probably deserved to be a finalist.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I would support him over Keenum.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I don't know how RGlll beat him out.
Weeden had more yards, wins, and TD’s.
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Really?
Griffin wins in passing efficiency, yards per attempt, and interceptions by large margins in each. Weeden has 1 more TD. 1.
You can’t be serious with this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You got trolled
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Weeden also beat him head to head
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Just had my first whataburger since January
It was just as good as I remembered it
I think we're going innnnnnn.
by TTWBG on Nov 21, 2011 5:09 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
You guys are all idiots...
- 2 with cheese, no onions, whatasized with a Coke.
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
The correct answer is all of the above
except with onions.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I never think about those
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 5:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I just got an idea.
Take a burger-ish patty, take out the middle to make it look like a ring, fry it chicken fried steak style, then put those on a burger.
That's called a CFS sandwich with a hole in the middle.
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
I would be pissed
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 5:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Worst idea in at least the last 5 minutes.
Don’t worry though, I’ll get stoned shortly and trump yours. No doubt about it.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
grilled peanut butter and jelly FTW!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 5:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I definitely went with the Honey Barbecue Chicken Strip Sandwich.
Next time will probably be the A-1 Thick ’n Hearty
I think we're going innnnnnn.
keep the onions
No tomatoes, no pickles.
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 5:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
add grilled jalapenos
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 5:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
either is fine for me
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 5:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
and mayo instead of mustard, you guys
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 5:30 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
mustard is horrible unless it is on a hot dog
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 5:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Mustard goes on anything.
A mayo/mustard combo is decent though.
by lost in space on Nov 21, 2011 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
this is very true
I will eat that on anything
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 6:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Try potatoes+onions+honey mustard+bacon+cheese
It is what the gods eat.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 6:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
its awesome
You can call it whatever you want
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 5:35 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
your face is communist
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 5:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Air Force Academy
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yeah.
Had a legitimate inspection on Saturday, this one is just a look-over so everyone can get out of here.
Heading to Orlando to watch the Champ Sports Bowl
It should be ND/FSU matchup. I’ll be there from 29 dec-1Jan. It’s just my wife and I. We were looking at going down to Church St. for New Year’s Eve. Anyone know a better spot? Any other suggestions to do around Orlando? Any suggestions on food?
email philkid!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Nov 21, 2011 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
Giordanos is great but pricey as hell.
Honestly, I wasn’t fond of Orlando as a city, but I didn’t really have a good guide to give me a list of the hotspots.
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 5:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Jason Gay with the gayest unfunny article ever.
The 32 Rules of Thanksgiving Touch Football
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
Got back a test today where the class average was a 49
Makes my 64 look less bad
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
What class?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nuclear Engineering 201
A whole bunch of messy schrodinger calculations
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
lots of this
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
i'm at a loss to how this could practically be applied
Measuring energy thresholds?
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 6:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
That does not look fun
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
A nuke?
You guys are crazy.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Nov 21, 2011 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Ouch. Differential Equations?
by dolphinpuncher on Nov 21, 2011 6:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
no, i stomped the shit out of diffey q
got an A in that bitch
Just don't piss her off, otherwise she'll get all Dien Bien Phu up in your Boxer Rebellion - caknuck
btho Iowa State
Same.
Diff Eq 1 and 2 were some of my favorite college courses…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Nov 21, 2011 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Nerd
You should be friends with this guy.
https://twitter.com/#!/AntsinIN
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
We had final knowledge test here
that our squad comm wanted us to average a 405 (out of 450) on. 360 is passing.
We had several people get 120s…
And these are the people that will lead the AF in the near future....
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
If by "lead the AF" you mean "command janitors at AF bases."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
A large number of the intercollegiate athletes here are dirtbags.
I just can’t see them as leaders of anything.
You guys know what sucks?
Seeing the first signs that your pet is getting old.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Sad :(
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Yeah
My cat’s still in fairly good shape considering that he’s 16, but the last couple days, he’s started to struggle a bit to get up on the couch and the bed. First time I’ve seen any signs that he’s beginning to slow down.
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
Damn man, now you're gonna get me thinking about my dog getting old, and he's only 3 1/2
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Looks fake to me.
But hilarious.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
wtf is this bullshit
Cowboys FB Tony Fiammetta (undisclosed illness) was held out of Monday’s walkthrough and could possibly miss Thursday’s game against the Dolphins.
No bueno
Running game struggled without him yesterday
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Nov 21, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Stars/Oilers is on...
And a replay of Chelsea/Liverpool is on FSC
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
GET YOUR FATASS OVER TO THE TV YOU'RE MISSING THE BEST GAME THEY'VE PLAYED SINCE THE CAPS GAME.
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
I'M WATCHING IT NOW WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME I'M NOT A FATASS
I really want to go to a game while I’m home.
…And just as I turned it on, Edmonton scored.
I think we're going innnnnnn.
I'm sorry. I was all wound up after you told me to go back to Whale's Vagina.
:/
I think we're going innnnnnn.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
I am still a little fat
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 9:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nugent-Hopkins is 2 months younger than me.
…What am I doing with my life…
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
In what situation would a dude want to hyphenate his name?
Or be born with a hyphenated name?
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
It's just the first professional athlete I know of that is younger than me.
It’s a surreal feeling. Especially when you play the sport yourself.
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
Good God Jamie Benn has some sick ass speed...
But I feel like this season he hasn’t been letting it just come naturally and might be pushing a little too hard.
bigtillandtideandtexasopinions.com/dealwithitbitch
So, I just bought All You Can Eat tickets for Stars/Maple Leafs friday night for 35 bucks a piece.
I think we're going innnnnnn.
TWSS
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
randymarshcomputer.jpg
Keith Law says
Feliz was a starter for most of his minor league career and had no trouble holding plus velocity deep into games. He has the off-speed pitches to profile as at least a No. 2 starter, although he’ll have to use them more than he has as a fastball-heavy reliever. He’ll also need to get over the control issues that troubled him in 2011 (4.3 BB/9), some of which was related to trying to overthrow the fastball. But I’d rather give $7 million to Joe Nathan, even with his various risks, and put Feliz in the rotation than use whatever that same money would buy me in a free-agent starter.
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ANTONIO GATES COVERS HIS PENIS
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by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 9:28 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I have an autographed puck of his
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
X
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Hahaha
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I'm clinging to that chance
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I have pretty much everybody from the 08 roster but him, Modano, and Turco.
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I reckon...
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
I'm about to click over now but probably not.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
is this on?
I am dying for sports
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by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 10:04 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
well that sucks
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by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 10:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Liar...
You knew what was going on.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
See if you can find some highlights...
They looked really freaking sharp tonight….Sounds like they took the Gulutzan press conference very seriously. Took 6 penalties and didn’t say one word to the refs.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
caught Stars Live
one of the ice girls in the calendar is ROBBYN, two B’s . . . nice replay of an OTT hit, he looked raging
Did you guys see Crosby's first goal tonight?
Holy hell, he’s good at hockey.
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
this may be bad but
Don’t like orange peels in my orange chicken
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by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 10:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions
What's bad about it? They're not edible and should be discarded...
I’m not a fan of any kind of garnish cause I feel like everything on the plate should be edible.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
there is nothing wrong with the cheesy crab stuff
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by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 10:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm not a fan...
Is it cream cheese in there? What goes in a rangoon?
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
it is sneaky.
All covered in the same sauce
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by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 10:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Also makes it impossible to scoop cause you have no idea what's hiding under your chicken.
I also found that Target has some bad ass cold dips now. Bought some Roasted Red Pepper and Feta dip to go with my Wheat Thins yesterday, fucking delicious.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
What is this phrase from?
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
I really miss those big crowds.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
SOMETIMES I DON'T SEE IT
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by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 10:14 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
i had bean sprouts in my pad thai..... have also seen peanuts in pad thai...
leave my pad thai alone… just the pad thai and green onion.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
hate* bean sprouts and hate* peanuts in pad thai
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Right there with you broseph...
Love peanuts, hate them in my dinner. Like who the fuck decided it was ok to put apples or pecans in tuna salad?
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
exactly.... im going to get take out from that thai place you suggested wednesday after work
it better be good… gonna get the pad thai and some egg rolls
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Get an order of the tom ka soup too...
Fuck egg rolls. Not that I hate them there’s just so many other good things that are on the menu that I like to eat.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
what is tom ka soup comparable to?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Americans refer to it as coconut soup and I don't know why cause it tastes nothing like coconut.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
I think it's cause the broth looks like the juice of a coconut now that I think about it.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
hmmm.. ill order some. i hate it when i try new asian food
and they put fucking tofu in the fuckin soup as a filler… fuck those asian places… ensures ill never go back if i get tofu in soup.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
I've never found tofu in any of the food at that place.
And tofu ranks right up there with water chestnuts as the worst food on the planet.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
spring rolls are better than eggrolls
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by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 10:23 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
They have to be Vietnamese spring rolls though...
God they’re the tits.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
whats the difference? i like pork egg rolls.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Beats me but Vietnamese spring rolls have shrimp, glass noodles, and pork loin in them...And with fish sauce, it's fucking superb.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
it has.meat?
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by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 10:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Vietnamese ones do...
And they don’t fry the rice paper.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
spring rolls have no meat
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by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 10:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
AH...
So that’s why the Vietnamese do it better.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
don't take my word for it
Drunk, and only been to buffets and panda express
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by Chrom on Nov 21, 2011 10:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Well if you're ever in the HEB area, stop by a place off 183 called Pho V...
Best spring rolls on the planet, and the Pho is great too.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
Schoolly knows his shit, people.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
Vietnamese food is really fresh and minty
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Be kind in your description...
The mint isn’t overpowering in any way and a nice compliment to the food and the sauce.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of which
Fish sauce is the best sauce for asian food.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
I really like it the few times I've had it
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
When do you want to hit?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
friday a.m. possibly... ill get your number this week.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
And the love affair begins...
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
i no gay you gay
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Nov 21, 2011 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
u jelly
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
totes jelly
sounds like a blast, and if you’re playing outdoors, many freezing-ass people across the nation should be jelly too
I bet we will be indoors
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Indoor wrestling
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Should work
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Sexton at my childhood church was from Cambodia
Sometimes his wife would make fresh spring rolls…. so fucking delicious.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Nov 21, 2011 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Gruden’s NBA to NFL draft?
If the Cowboys got Kobe, I would have to officially stop rooting for the Cowboys
I think we're going innnnnnn.
Agreed.
I’d become a Packers fan, because of JET. Maybe he can get the Lombardi on the other arm.
by TheGritMaster on Nov 21, 2011 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds par for the course...
I’d have put LeBron higher on that list though.
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by bigtill2002 on Nov 21, 2011 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
7.5/10
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Nov 21, 2011 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
according to my accuweather.com app,
northeast.
by TheGritMaster on Nov 21, 2011 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
It's raining like a madman outside.
And there’s a huge clap of thunder. Have to go change my pants.
by TheGritMaster on Nov 21, 2011 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
x
Somebody forgot to tie down their plane…
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
I think I'm gonna give Moonshiners a shot ya'll...
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You guys
I won FF this week.
THE COME BACK STARTS.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Hooray..selected to beta test SW: The Old Republic
I can do this on my phone, right?
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