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NBA Free Agency Rumor Thread (Make Sprite Happy!)

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How well did that work out for Miami? Boom. Roasted.

Sprite and a few others wanted this, so here you go. The NBA FA frenzy kicks off today with clubs being allowed to talk to agents, but not players. So far, here's what we assume:

Chris Paul will be a Knick.

Dwight Howard will be a Net.

Deron Williams will be a Mav.

Tyson Chandler won't.

Dirk will have hair.

Cuban will still have a WC hangover.

And your mom.

Talk it up, paste your tweets, spark up some good old fashioned hate like we do in the CFB Threads, and most of all - RABBLE ON!!!!