OT Thread - 12/16/11
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 16, 2011 7:18 AM CST
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This day in baseball history....
| 1954 |
Willie Mays becomes first player to win Most Valuable Player Award in his first full year in the majors when he easily outdistances Reds first baseman Ted Kluszewski for the honor. The 23-year-old Giants center fielder made his big league debut at the end of May in 1951, but missed the last two seasons due to his military service in the U.S. Army. |
| 1982 |
Tom Seaver's trade back to New York from the Reds is completed when 'Tom Terrific' comes to contract terms with the Mets. Cincinnati obtains pitcher Charlie Puleo and two minor leaguers, Lloyd McClendon and Jason Felice, in exchange for the 'Franchise' |
| 2003 |
Miguel Tejada agrees to a six-year $72 million contract with the Orioles making it the largest deal in the history of the franchise. The shortstop batted .287 with 27 home runs while driving in 106 runs last season for the western division champions Oakland A's. |
| 2009 | John Lackey and the Red Sox come to terms on a $82.5 million, five-year deal. The 31-year old right-hander, who compiled a 102-71 record along with a 3.81 ERA in eight seasons in the major leagues, all with the Angels, adds depth to a strong rotation which includes Josh Beckett, Daisuke Matsuzaka, and Jon Lester. |
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ClutchSmurf just posted this at the bottom of the waiting room thread
@JimBowdenESPNxm
JIM BOWDEN
multiple sources cooberating the NY Post Report that the Blue Jays won the bidding for Yu Darvish…they have until Tues to complete a deal
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
what does cooberate mean?
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
by JBImaknee on Dec 16, 2011 7:26 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Sounds shady, whatever it is.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Nothing.
It’s all speculation. Bowden has no idea how this process works. He said yesterday that MLB would announce today… they won’t announce till Tuesday.
Now he’s saying the Jays have till Tuesday to complete a deal… they have 30 days STARTING Tuesday.
Bowden is taking rumors and tweeting them like they are real when NO ONE knows who won outside of MLB.
This is no more substantive than Evan Grant’s tweet that the “Buzz” is that Toronto has the high bid with a “Whopper” of a bid.
We won’t really know who won until Tuesday.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
i need leaks!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Dec 16, 2011 7:33 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but if there's one thing Evan Grant knows, it's whoppers.
"So your black people can't make sandwiches?" - GFF typo
by LSJ on Dec 16, 2011 7:33 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Match it's over.
Let it go.
Darvish will not be whirling for us.
by PhilKidIsHero on Dec 16, 2011 7:51 AM CST up reply actions
That's quite possible.
But this is all still very speculative. No one really knows.
I never thought we would get him… I just think it’s irresponsible of Bowden to act like this is a known thing when he clearly doesn’t understand the process. Having until Tuesday to complete a deal is complete bullshit.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
i am at the point
i would rather have prince than yu
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 8:00 AM CST up reply actions
What has changed to get you to that point?
Wouldn’t you have been there all along?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Well, in terms of immediate Darvish would probably fill a the bigger one
"So your black people can't make sandwiches?" - GFF typo
i was a big fan of darvish
but the more i think about yu, the move i worry about how well he translates to the US (and how quickly)
then again i have said acouple of times i dont think he comes to the US this year…so there is also that
but i want prince now :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 8:24 AM CST up reply actions
but isn't 1B D a concern?
MY’s total ineptitude at first was a beating when we were in St. Louis. Is Prince any better? I know he can smash ball and eat food, but can he defend at all?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
i think we seriously are overvaluing 1B defense
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
i think it's important to have a good defensive first baseman since Beltre/Evlis/Ian get to so many balls because of their awesome range that their throws may not always be spot on
i mean, QUIT TALKING BASEBALL IN THE OT THREAD!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I am too
But I think I’m just annoyed with all the waiting.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
Not buying it.
Particularly since Bowden obviously doesn’t understand the process at all.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
So...Christopher Hitchens has died....
I rarely agreed with him but you have to admire someone who can eloquently defend a position….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 16, 2011 7:33 AM CST reply actions
he died after being stung by a thousand wasps
he was wearing a diaper
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Definitely going to miss him
A unique mind (seems inappropriate to call him a “unique spirit,” wouldn’t you say?)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 8:22 AM CST up reply actions
Heh...yeah..."spirit" probably wouldn't be the word he would choose....
Being a Christian, I obviously disagreed with his beliefs but I can respect someone who can make an argument without screaming and demanding that you agree with them. Debate like that rarely exists anymore and it’s a shame.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 16, 2011 8:57 AM CST up reply actions
No, I haven't.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 16, 2011 9:05 AM CST up reply actions
I think you'd really enjoy him, seeing as that's what you're looking for in a debate.
He has a lot of free articles on his site, and lots of youtube videos of discussions and appearances.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Curiosity piqued....
Will definitely read it later….
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 16, 2011 9:10 AM CST up reply actions
Awesome. He is definitely a scholar worth listening to.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
So... "That's The Way Baseball Go"
Started a long adultery conversation about walking in a work buddy of his cheating on his wife and a lengthy discussion ensued as to how he should handle that… tell or don’t tell, etc.
One element that wasn’t really discussed is that TTWBG is in the military.
TTWBG… you need to at least remind your friend of ol’ Article 134 of the UCMJ. If he gets caught committing adultery he can be imprisoned for up to a year and dishonorably discharged.
This is beyond your buddy violating the vows of his marriage… he’s committing a crime in the eyes of the military. They don’t want to know about it… but if it gets shoved in their face that he did it… it’s his ass.
I don’t know what your obligation is to report him… I would assume you’re enlisted… I don’t think you’re obligated to (but that’s just a guess). If you were an officer I suspect you would have an obligation to actually deal with it.
And you should consider the criminal element of this in what you do. Know that if you do tell his wife, she may contact the military and tell them for revenge and tell them you told her and get you involved in a real shit storm. Not saying that should deter you… but you should have open eyes to this process.
You should also consider reminding your buddy the risks are more than just losing his wife… his job (and future jobs, no one likes that dishonorable discharge) and his freedom could be affected just because he can’t keep it in his pants.
I’m not military and never have been… I just know a guy who went through something similar… if I messed up any of the ramifications and someone who is or has been military knows, please correct.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
The answer is to mind your own business and pretend like you didn't see anything.
Was this not the general consensus?
I don't know know.
I didn’t read every discussion in depth… different people had different ideas.
I just didn’t see the legality aspect discussed and that’s important. It’s one thing for civilians to deal with this situation… it’s another entirely for military personnel to.
If TTWBG ends up getting interviewed because the wife makes a big stink about it and the Navy has to investigate… everyone will know that he’s the guy that ratted out his buddy to their wife.
That may or may not deter him… but the advice his was given seemed more appropriate for civilians.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I don't think that's happening
And I don’t think that was the general consensus either.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
coming at us strong today, m1
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Dec 16, 2011 7:47 AM CST up reply actions
I'd have emailed this to him but he doesn't keep one in his profile and I can't spend as much time in the OT during the day.
But I know he reads all the OT threads.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
no i got you, just seemed serious shit before 8am on a friday
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Dec 16, 2011 7:50 AM CST up reply actions
Also something that NOBODY brought up
Is to use this event to mentally twist the guy into bending to his will, and also seeing if he can sleep with the guys wife.
I mean everybody last night was taking the moral high ground but…lets be real, this is what would happen most of the time.
by PhilKidIsHero on Dec 16, 2011 7:53 AM CST up reply actions
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"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
IQ, maybe.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
he is not like that
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 7:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
The best part of this is my image attached to the message.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
well...
since ’Don’t ask, don’t tell’ is history, isn’t he obligated to report his buddy? Wait… are we talking about the same thing?
Seriously, as long as it doesn’t cause problems in the workplace, it is just a personal matter between TTWBG and his buddy. Officers and senior elisted personel really don’t want to deal with stuff like this.
He was considering telling the wife if his buddy didn't.
That has more implications than just losing a friend.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
you never tell the wife
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Dec 16, 2011 8:02 AM CST up reply actions
No
No no no
That’s not your obligation nor should you. Tell your friend that you saw if it’s eating at you, but don’t do that.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Even if you talk to your friend about it
you are opening yourself up to a potential shitstorm of legal discipline.
Well, I was talking in civilian life
But that would definitely change things in that situation.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
so say your significant other was cheating and didn't tell you
You wouldn’t want someone else to? Or would you rather not know?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
if my fiance cheated on me,
i would probably wind up in jail
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Dec 16, 2011 8:12 AM CST up reply actions
You'd think that.
Until you walk in in the middle of it.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 8:22 AM CST up reply actions
Am I the only one here who just doesn't think all that much of monogamy?
I’m not saying “woohoo, let’s go! free love for everybody!”…because that is bullshit, and human envy/jealousy doesn’t tolerate it.
But I wouldn’t give a damn if I were out on a business trip for a week, or a month, and my fiance hooked up with someone else. Wouldn’t care in the slightest. I don’t want to know about it, but it wouldn’t be a “OMG BITCH YOU GON DIE NOW” moment.
Just don’t bring them into your home. That, to me, is more of a violation than some other dude boning your girl. Your home, your bed, is your place of refuge. That is what would be violated.
I don’t feel like I own my fiancee’s body. It’s not my property. She can do with it what she wants, and vice versa.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 8:28 AM CST up reply actions
Wow
Now THAT is an HSO of a whole new level.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 8:40 AM CST up reply actions
I do not own my girlfriends body and she can cheat if she wants
As soon as I find out, I am gone
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:40 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
+1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
I've been consumed by jealousy before
Most of us probably have.
It’s a sick, dependent, desperate feeling. But it comes from your own insecurity. You feel like “oh shit, I’m losing this person because obviously I’m not good enough for her.”
No, not really. Maybe she just thought some other dude was attractive (NOT THE END OF THE WORLD) and wanted to have sex. Maybe she was drunk and made a mistake. Maybe you’ve been having problems in bed and she wanted to experiment, but afterwards, realizes that sex with love involved is better than some one-night fling and your relationship will actually be stronger for it.
I don’t believe sex is any kind of holy sacrament.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 8:47 AM CST up reply actions
+1
My lowest of lows from a self esteem standpoint dealt with jealousy issues.
It’s a crappy feeling, and a largely wasted emotion.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
It’s a crappy feeling, and a largely wasted emotion.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
it is not jealousy
I am making a commitment. So should she. If she can’t, I will find someone who will
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:51 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
this is how i feel
i dont think its too much to ask.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
And why is concrete, absolute monogamy an esssential component of that commitment?
Maybe we just want different things. From a marriage partner, I want:
1. Affection
2. Humor
3. Shared interests
4. Companionship
5. To be challenged
6. Encouragement/Support
Not having exclusive rights to her vagina doesn’t prevent me from getting all of those things.
Look, if the girl’s out banging everything that moves, you’re probably looking at some mental and physical health issues, which is a whole different story. But a young, attractive girl having sex every now and then is perfectly normal, if you ask me. And the same for a guy.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
just a differing view on things
compared to chromaster, myself, etc
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 8:57 AM CST up reply actions
True that
And I don’t think there’s any kind of Magic Formula for making a marriage/relationship work.
You just have to go with works for you and her.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
*with what
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
I can get most of those things from a friend
in a relationship, I expect the physical to stay between us. Like I said, it is not about jealousy. I have always figured I can find someone else. Hopefully that someone else would look at it the way I do
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
See, lately i've really begun to look at a marriage as a partnership
Maybe it comes from having already been married and divorced once, but I don’t believe in the “two people becoming one” or “soulmates” kind of thing.
No matter how close I get to her, now matter how much our rhythms are in sync, I still can’t be inside her head. I can’t share her thoughts, or desires, or fears, or anything else. She is still an individual even as my wife/fiance/girlfriend.
And I LOVE that. I don’t want a carbon copy of myself for a partner. I want someone unique, someone capable of saying “Yeah, I wanted this, I went and I took it and I’m not sorry about it, but you’re still the one I came back to and want to be with.”
(shrugs)
None of this matters anyway, because these are just my opinions and she doesn’t even share them, so we keep a completely normal relationship in place (I’m not gonna go off and operate on my own terms if she doesn’t share them).
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:06 AM CST up reply actions
Even if you take the partnership view...
that doesn’t preclude the parties from expecting certain things from the other person, namely “don’t fuck other people”.
What is so important about sex?
I mean, we all want it, we get all bent out of shape about it, and then after we’re done and the hormones have flushed for a bit, suddenly it doesn’t seem all that important.
Most people (most, not all) have sex before a formal relationship begins. So obviously it’s not all that important. The fiancee and I had sex on our second date. The relationship didn’t even begin for another month.
Why is this the defining feature of the relationship then?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
Whatever people want it to be...
You’re not different because you view a relationship as a partnership and viewing it that way doesn’t mean that one or both parties are not allowed to make sexual fidelity a condition of that relationship.
You're certainly allowed to do whatever you feel like
As am I. You can make whatever terms/conditions for the partnership you choose.
But most of the people I know look at marriage as much more than a partnership.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
Wonderful.
That’s really not relevant to my point. Viewing a relationship as a partnership really doesn’t have anything to do with what started this subthread. You seem to think that anybody that doesn’t want their partner to cheat thinks they own them. It’s absurd and stupid. So much of what you have said applies to the vast majority of people, they just don’t want their partner to fuck other people.
What is your problem?
Where in any of this did I say “What Wildcat does in his own life is the Gospel and all of you must follow or your relationships are doomed! DOOOOOOOOOMED!”
I don’t recall saying that.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
And where did I say THAT, praytell?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
Warning: This will be cheesy
Your question is the reason that I was a virgin before marriage. It is important to me and was for my wife, as well (yes, she was a virgin too). I am the only person that she has been with and vice-versa. It makes that part of the relationship even more important, knowing that it’s a bond that we choose to keep separate from everyone else in the world.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 9:34 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
There's not much I can agree with you on that, SP
So I’ll just have to move on from here.
Just different world views.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
Oh, I didn't expect a complete philosophy U-turn
And I realize that I am in the minority and that’s cool. Just letting you know that the other side of that arguement does exist. We may not be everywhere, but we do exist, dangit!!! ;)
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
Yes, we do exist
Unfortunately, the number is shrinking.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
*High five
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I rec'd it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I don't think it's cheesy
It’s obviously not a choice for all, but I don’t think that makes it cheesy. Then again, I’m sort of biased on this. And I’ve taken a ton of teasing, insults, condescension because of my opinion on this.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Well... it's the internet.
So pretty much everyone taken a lot of teasing, insults and condescension because of their strong opinions on any topic.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I mean, I get a lot of this in real life
Not just the internet.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
Assuming Micah and I have similar experiences. . .
. . . it’s the real world just as much as the Internet. If not more.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
People suck
That is all.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, when you're in a serious relationship with someone I think the physical aspects become deeper and more tied to the emotional aspect
At least it does/did for me. If you have that kind of connection, I think going outside of it really is a violation. (Not that I have a ton of experience to go off of here, but that’s how I feel. Call me a romantic or whatever.)
That said, that’s not something that’s always present or stays present in every relationship. And if you have a shitty relationship with your spouse/significant other, I do think starting to look/go elsewhere is pretty understandable.
"So your black people can't make sandwiches?" - GFF typo
See, the romantic, warm n' fuzzy side of love
is wonderful, but it’s temporary. Believe me, I was as romantic a person in high school and college as you could possibly be. I was constantly falling “in love” with girls, crying myself to sleep over broken relationships or rejections, getting emotional, writing poetry (*facepalm), writing shitty music, and being generally melodramatic.
The highs were the highest, and the lows were the lowest. But that’s not what lasts. What lasts are memories, tiny moments, the feeling of security and warmth you get when you think of that person.
When I think of my fiancee, I don’t go “oh man, I wanna bend that girl over right now and….” I think “man, I remember that moment under the stars in San Juan, drinking rum and holding hands, the sounds of the coquis and birds all around us. She was beautiful, the scenery was beautiful…life was beautiful.”
No one night stand can replace that moment, for either of us.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
I've been with my wife
for 15 years, married for 11.
It doesn’t have to be temporary.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
If that works for you, fine
I definitely don’t subscribe to the same line of thinking, but I think everyone should be able to define their own relationship. If both people in the relationship are on the same page, it doesn’t really matter if other people aren’t.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
That last part is the key
Unfortunately for me, she’s not on the same page.
So we operate by her rules, because she would be hurt if she found out I cheated on her. So I don’t, because not hurting her is more important to me than the pleasure of sleeping with other girls.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
And I think that last phrase sums it up perfectly
because not hurting her is more important to me than the pleasure of sleeping with other girls.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
So you're saying deferred gratification is important?
shocked.jpg
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Eh, just a joke that was ahead of its time.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Nobody gets you, Max.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
>That feel when, for a brief moment, you identify emotionally with a juggalo.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I love this response so much
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
For sure
I’m just saying what my personal views are. This (LSB OT Thread) is about as far as they go. I wouldn’t dare actually bring this stuff up with her, because she’d probably take it as me asking permission to sleep around and it just wouldn’t be worth it.
But in a perfect world, so to speak…
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:11 AM CST up reply actions
Like the man said...
Deception is the only felony.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
How many people think that if you get cheated on it's somewhat your fault?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Like perfect example. I had a girlfriend, the only one I've ever cheated on, 4 years ago...
She froze up, completely stopped putting out. So I cheated, a couple of times. I feel like if you stop doing the things that made that person fall in love with you, be it flowers or anal, you’re kinda asking to get cheated on.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
No.
Be man. Tell her first. Break up first. Don’t cheat.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Not "be a man", but "be man".
Deep, brother.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I just assumed he was writing in some kind of meter
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
Not really
If somebody isn’t living up to their end, terminate things. At least have the balls to end things first.
I still don't think that's right
If you’re unhappy in the relationship, get out. I’d rather be broken up with than cheated on.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
if I am in love or at one time was with this person, I would owe it to her to break it off instead of straying
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:27 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Me at 17/18 probably would have thought that.
Then again, I was so soft at that age, I came sugar.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That's explains your reputation for being a chubby chaser...
Not your fault, bro.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I have a friend who is always asking the rest of us if we'll go hogging with him.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Because I have no interest in watching him seduce a larger girl and then leave her at Dennys with the bill and no ride
(his words, not mine)
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Oh...
That’s just mean. My version of hoggin’ is just lettin’ fat chicks buy you drinks. Whether or not you have sex with them or let them blow you is your call. I’m a horrible human being.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of favorite .gifs
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
So awesome.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
It is
We always called it going on a hog hunt.
by Texas Jihad on Dec 16, 2011 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
I remember this conversation happening already.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
isnt this being greedy?
or maybe thats just YOUR american dream :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
I know you're making reference to the convo a few days ago
But I’m not making the connection. :-/
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 8:43 AM CST up reply actions
you were talking about how shitty it was for a lot of people to have
h3s, etc
and how it wasnt the american dream
i said maybe it was their american dream…
(i am just being a smartass)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 8:53 AM CST up reply actions
h3s?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:55 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
oh
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:56 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Let's not go there again
I actually do have to get some work done today, lol.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 8:57 AM CST up reply actions
i was just being a smartass lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
Isn't this coming form someone who has stated they have cheated?
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Your point?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
I can see why you don't see much in monogamy
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Isn't this a bit of a chicken and egg scenario?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
Wow.
This is going to be bad.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
can I have sex with her?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Bob laying down the Loblaw.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Comrades, I've stated my position
Nothing more to see here.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
Yes, you would call us comrades, Tovarish.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Lol
конечно.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
Dunno
I know it’s a cop-out, but I don’t think about these things about my marriage. I trust her, she trusts me. I’ve been down that jealous road with previous relationships. It’s not worth it.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
You're still upset about the LSB wives sharing a kiss, aren't you...
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 9:41 AM CST up reply actions
Lol
Is it sad that everytime I see your LSB handle, I want a beer?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
Nope
Had Rogue’s Yellow Snow IPA last night. Had to pour it down the drain after half of it. Not a fan. Hops were weird. It said Amarillo and some privately grown hop that only Rogue uses. I like Amarillo so it must be their hops that threw it off.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Funny, I had the Rogue Private Reserve Double Hop...whatever
last night. Also got the Rahr Winter Warmer on draft. Love the Winter Warmer. The Rogue was ok…not a huge fan, but ok.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
Rogue and Lagunitas
are two breweries that people rave about that I just can’t get into any of their beers.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
See, I like some of Rogue's stuff
but they have been going the way of Stone recently… TONS OF HOPS IN EVERYTHING. Not my style. I like a finely crafted beer. Just adding excessive amounts of hops doesn’t make it amazing. That’s like the hot sauces that just burn. I want flavor, people!
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
I wish I could get some of this stuff up here
My only winter beer options are Shiner Cheer, Blue Moon Seasonal, Samuel Adams Winter Lager and Olde Main’s Reindeer Fuel (which I will actually have to wait until next weekend to get to).
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
I bet you can find more stuff
Rogue, Avery, Sierra Nevada tend to be widely distributed. Those first three options are absolutely dreadful beers and I’d only drink if free.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I think I've seen Sierra Nevada around
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
SN Celebration
is their holiday beer. Not really a winter warmer like most breweries put out, but simply one of the best IPA’s on the market
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Agreed
Fantastic beer
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
I tried an Avery the other day... can't remember what it was
but was cloudy and unfiltered with a spicy flavor. Not the hugest fan of that one.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I've only had Avery's seasonals and special releases
Never had any of their year-rounders. Their Christmas beer is Old Jubilation.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I'm finding that I like the Sam Adams better than the Cheer, FWIW
But I still don’t love it.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
Did you get Rahr Winter Warmer or the new
by Texas Jihad on Dec 16, 2011 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
It's not exactly cheap though
$7.99 for a 22 or $6 for a glass at the Saucer
by Texas Jihad on Dec 16, 2011 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
The bourbon barrel aged is sofa king good
Saving a bottle for next year though to do a vertical tasting
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I started drinking at about 2 last Friday at the
Saucer and they had it on draft… I drank quite a bit and then went straight to Goody Goody at like 5:30 to buy a few bottles for home consumption that evening… good times
by Texas Jihad on Dec 16, 2011 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Buy some for next year
From my tasting, the oak was a little bit too harsh. A year or two would really blend the flavors even more.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
I know
That’s why you have to build a stash. I’ve got about 40 commercial beers I’m sitting on. I have a six pack of Anchor’s Christmas beer for each year starting with 2006. Same with SN Bigfoot. Its really interesting to taste the differences.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Where do you store all these?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
I have a closet where I keep all my perishable brewing ingredients and equipment
They fill up the top shelves. The 6 pks are in old cases. I don’t see them so I’m not as tempted to drink them.
It does help with stockpiling that I have beer on tap too.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Extreme temperatures don't affect your closet?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
Nope. Interior.
One wall is shared with the garage, but the rest are interior. It’s not ideal, I don’t have a cellar so it works.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Very cool
I always wondered about that. I rarely buy enough to store but always think that it would be something that would be interesting to try.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, I didn't intend to store any Natty Light.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
Bourbon Barrel Aged
Really good stuff.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
the legal aspects are being overplayed
None of the higher ups want to deal with crap like this unless it in some way effects them.
Here's in my mind the worst case scenario.
He tells his buddy’s wife
She flips out and goes to file a complaint and cites his story as how she knows
Now they have to deal with it… they go to talk to TTWBG about what he told her and saw
Now he’s faced with an interview that if he tells the truth he’s a rat to other guys on base… and if he lies he opens himself up to discipline
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Yep
Best course of action should be to ask if he can join in. It’s not gay if it’s a threesome.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Dukes of Hazzard 3-ways are never okay.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 8:23 AM CST up reply actions
had a buddy in the AFA,
said there was a guy who was known for ratting people out for doing shit.
that guy was like the fucking scum of the earth in everyone’s eyes
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Dec 16, 2011 8:13 AM CST up reply actions
Military units
have a tendency to be like Brotherhoods, you don’t rat anyone out for anything. Much along the lines of not being a snitch in prison. That’s not the person you want to be known as in either case.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Like I said, my goal is not to "rat him out."
But I do feel like it is something that he should deal with on his own, or know that it is known what he did. Beyond that, it’s out of my hands. I’m not going to take matters into my own hands with someone else’s personal life.
Last night I was considering a lot of things, because I walked in on it, walked out, grabbed my shit and peaced the fuck out. I had a lot of stuff going through my mind about what I should do, and I kinda aired out my thoughts on here. Which is why I asked for some help, because I wasn’t in the best frame of mind to make a decision on what was best.
I think we're going innnnnnn.
again, don't overplay the legal aspects
TTWBG’s unit commander would be the one who decides to persue any legal issues. Most likely outcome if wife raises a stink is that the buddy gets an Article 15, wife and buddy go to counseling or get divorced and TTWBG loses a friend.
It'd take a dick of an officer to run it to a court martial, but it happens.
Most likely outcome like you said is NJP, the guy will lose some pay and probably rank, and his military career would be effectively done.
It's not everyone else's fault he wore that horrid sweater.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Perhaps, but we can let bygones be bygones, just this once.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yes, I agree this is worst case scenario, also.
Which is why I’ve taken out the possibility of telling the wife on my own.
I think we're going innnnnnn.
I considered it, because if I was in the wife's position, I would like to know.
But I’ve decided to not pursue that course of action.
I think we're going innnnnnn.
Yes, this is correct, and it's something I have thought of.
But I wouldn’t report it to my superiors or anything. Technically, I suppose I’m obligated to report broken laws, but I’m not trying to get him into legal or job (Navy) trouble. I’m not even really trying to break up his marriage, I just think that his wife deserves to know what happened. I haven’t decided on how I’m going to handle it, I’m not going to tell his wife if he doesn’t. That’s not my place to do that, but if he doesn’t take initiative to tell her or talk to her about it, then I probably will drop a hint to him that someone does know what happened.
I think we're going innnnnnn.
then I probably will drop a hint to him that someone does know what happened
Does he know you caught him?
That was basically what I have decided to do if he does not take the initiative.
And no, I’m not sure he knows I even saw him. I walked in and then out before he even made eye contact with me
I think we're going innnnnnn.
adultery is also illegal in many states
good luck finding a prosecutor to go to bat on it, though. I’d imagine the miltary is the same way
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Dont you love working a 12 hour day on thursday,
and showing up to work at 7 on a friday?
i actually love showing up early on fridays
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Sup beaches?
Kinda bummed I fell asleep and apparently missed some kick ass Darvish waiting room talk.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
You didn't miss anything
Unless you actually like talking politics.
"So your black people can't make sandwiches?" - GFF typo
Posting fun
So… if you want to relieve this same process for Daisuke
http://www.redsoxtimes.com/?p=341
That’s from November 10th… eight days after he posted. Just like Daisuke, no one REALLY knows what’s happening and won’t until MLB actually announces it.
But Toronto probably does have the high bid.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
earlier this week
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Dec 16, 2011 8:07 AM CST up reply actions
yea i did it last week
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Did it that day
Part of the healing process.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
the second I heard
I can put up with his douchery if he’s MY douche. But if he’s someone else’s douche? Fuck that.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Hey, everyone, it's Friday
And I just stepped in a big pile of Sassy!
"Those cocksuckers asking me if I thought we were gonna go up there and try to work his fuckin’ pitch count ‘cause he’s on three fuckin’ days rest…you know what I told those cocksuckers? He pitch ball, ball cross plate, we gonna knock the shit out of it."
- Wash
murder-suicide?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Dec 16, 2011 8:19 AM CST up reply actions
blame it on Andy Dick
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:26 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I blame cancer on Andy Dick...
And In the Army Now sucking. He’s truly terrible.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
you think in the army now would have been good without him?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
tallest midget, bro
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
he had his moments on news radio
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:31 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Roddy White, wut wut?
Jumped out to an early 25 point lead in my consolation bracket game. I’m gonna be the best of the rest, dammit!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Even with Ryan and Bryant having a decent game against me
MJD got me a hundy on the ground and I’ve got a 37 pt lead heading into the weekend (two week long playoff rounds)
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
i cant believe andre johnson has been out all year
totally fucked my WR/WR 1st/2nd round
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 8:27 AM CST up reply actions
I had Michael Turner and MJD :D
But my opponent had Julio Jones :\
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
thereflu is awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:31 AM CST via mobile reply actions
I've been slamming Sprite like there's no tomorrow
Seems to work pretty well.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
whiskey works better
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
you sick too?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:35 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yup
All these goddamn Typhoid Marys, coming to work while sick.
(He said as he sat at his desk, coughing and sneezing…)
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 8:36 AM CST up reply actions
I seem to have gotten rid of my fever but.it has started to move into my chest
I have been coughing all morning
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
They sold 227,000 copies of their newest album in their first week, according to Rolling Stone/Billboard.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
there is not a good place to sit in the bathroom
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:45 AM CST via mobile reply actions
heh i love that episode
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
The women's room in The Office has couches and lamps and shit.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
that would be nice
I just want to sit in there with the shower on so it will steam up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
That's my morning coffee
standing or sitting in a shower as hot as I can stand it
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't want to actually get in
Just want the steam
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 8:54 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
As do most women's rooms I'm aware of.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
this is awesome
youtube link to “silent night” at a small school’s basketball game(from grantland)
The College Basketball Tradition That Would Never Work at a Big School But at a Small School Just Might Be the Coolest Thing in the World of the Week
As a signoff for each column, the plan is to name the “____ of the week.” For this one, I’m going with “The College Basketball Tradition That Would Never Work at a Big School But at a Small School Just Might Be the Coolest Thing in the World of the Week.” There’s a good chance that a lot of you have already heard about or seen this tradition either this year or in the past few years, but it’s so cool that it’s worth posting if even one reader hasn’t seen it before. The video does a good job of explaining what’s going on, so instead of telling you what happens and ruining the surprise for those who haven’t seen it, I’ll just let you watch the video. See you next week.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I like Tobias on free throw distraction duty.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
the feeling you get when you go to take a piss
reach for your zipper, and realize it’s already down.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
x
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 16, 2011 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
One of my favorite .gifs of all time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 9:08 AM CST up reply actions
Bwahahahahaha!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
he gave me the creeps as a kid
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
this is fucking hilarious
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
The one below this distracts from the awesomeness of this gif.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
It's doubly awesome because of MJD's 2nd half fantasy explosion of amazing.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
and this creeps me out as an adult
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:15 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Very creepy.
That thing on her nose puts it over the top.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
can't see it....stupid work
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
Anyone have big weekend plans?
I’m excited about not having any plans. Last peaceful, solo weekend of the year.
Same here
Daycare Xmas Party tonight
In-Law Xmas in OK tomorrow
Drive back Sunday morning
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Daycare xmas party?
Oh, wittless.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
In-home daycare
She watches my two plus 4 others. It’s not too bad, except I don’t like any of the other parents.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Same.
Hoping to get some money out of it though… already broke as a joke and don’t get paid for eighteen days. Stupid Christmas.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
company Christmas party tonight....i hope i don't get too drunk
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Family Christmas in Waco
Should be melodramatastic.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of family christmas
Hayes Carll was on KLBJ this morning doing “Thankful for Christmas”…that fucking song, man, I tear up every time.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Me too.
Especially considering I’ll be visiting ‘Aunt Jane’ in Waco for Christmas. Half of the lyrics and names in that song nail my Christmas perfectly.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
Engagement party tonight**
Tomorrow: Christmas shopping, wrapping, then my best friend’s 30th and watching the Cowboys get my hopes up again.
**Are engagement parties really necessary? Who started this tradition? My grandparents threw me one, but it seemed really awkward.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Mine was awkward as hell as well.
Mostly because my brother in law stood at the door and let everyone know loudly and often that this was his house.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
Mine was in a ballroom at the American Airlines Center
Not the place where the Mavericks play, the dumpy looking building out off 360 by the airport.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Driving down to see the family tonight
Grandmother isn’t doing well (keeps talking about ‘the end’) so the wife and I want to go see her as much as we can. Depressing, I realize, but I appreciate the opportunities to see her. Plus, I will get to see my niece again, so that’s cool.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
It's weird how old people are so comfortable talking about death.
Their death. Other people’s deaths. Who’s sick and dying? Who almost died? Freaky.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, really uncomfortable.
My mom had to have the conversation with her about her funeral the other day. Just thought that would be a really unnerving discussion with one of your parents.
The other freaky thing about it is how older people get a sense or feeling of the time. My uncle is a fireman/paramedic and he has seen this with older people that mention how they “think this is it” and he is looking at the readings and saying “no, it seems like everything is ok” and then snap – dead.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Heh
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
Wow ... everyone else has a busy weekend
I’m looking at some pinot noir, writing and watching “Love Actually.” Might start on “Arrested Development” too. We’ll see.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Same thing I do every weekend, bbimbf.
I’ll head to Dallas this afternoon and be there until late Sunday night.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Don't forget to try Jimmy's bro.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
Quality familiy time
Give William a high five from all of LSB. :)
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Start drinking at 3 for the Mrs. bday
we are staying at the Ft Worth Club hotel and have free dinner and booze… Then who knows what
by Texas Jihad on Dec 16, 2011 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Start making baby number two.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
dallas tonight (no real plans?)
wedding for college roommate tomorrow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Last day of work for 2011
Wooooooooooo!
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
nice....next wed is it for me
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Mine is 12/30/2011
Are all of you teachers or something?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
My wife's a teacher and this is her last day.
I’m going to be so jealous every morning for the next 2 weeks.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I'm an instructor in the language of love
but my real job I have PDO that I have to use it or lose it, so I’m taking the last two weeks of the year off.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
injectable marinade for a ham
1 cup of Aunt Jamima Butter flavor syrup
1 cup Dr. Pepper
1/4 cup bourbon
1/4 cup orange juice
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
any thoughts? or suggestions?
That's what I'm hoping for.
I’ve seen a lot of options thrown around, but this one looked simple and very promising.
I have a suggestion
Bring it to my house when you are done
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:30 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Looks good
Take the leftover, reduce it a bit and use as a glaze while it cooks
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
that's a good idea. I was gonna use this as a glaze.
As for the glaze, I like to mix about 1 1/2 cups of dark brown sugar, 2 rounded tablespoons of dry mustard with just enough maple syrup or pineapple juice to create a medium thick glaze when heated. About the thickness of say a BBQ sauce.
but using the marinade sounds better.
and just when I thought it couldn't get any better
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
The syrup sounds a little much, frankly
everything else is so sweet… love the reduction suggestion from Witt
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
this sounds dirty
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:36 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
whose ham are you going to be injecting that into?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
heh
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I have insider info that Prince Fielder has applied for a mortgage with GMAC
in Southlake……….
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 16, 2011 9:37 AM CST reply actions
seriously?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Why do sports stars need mortgages?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sometimes our cash is tied up in....other stuff...
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
if he had a big ass scar on his face, he'd look kinda like Marlo Stanfield
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
So fucking racist.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Is he using the same real estate agent as George Seifert?
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 16, 2011 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
gonna be a movie day while I lay in bed
Gonna watch big trouble in little china
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:39 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Kinda a slow start
I liked last years better but this one has time to improve. Should be seeing the Stars on it in the next couple episodes
And then again in a another one...
Philly is in town next week.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
forgot about it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:43 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
don't care
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
It holds up.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
It's in my Netflix queue
Never seen it, heard good things.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:43 AM CST up reply actions
I don't have that movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I also have never seen predator, conan the barbarian, or total recall
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:50 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Wow
Sounds like somebody needs an Ahnuld Marathon this weekend.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
no
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
get a fat sack
and tell me Monday you didn’t have fun watching them
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This
I mean, nobody is confusing Predator or Conan with The Godfather. But all of those movies are fun as shit, and iconic action movies/characters.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
I didn't like the godfather
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:56 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
No wonder we can't agree on anything
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
it was boring
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:58 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
(sigh)
If by boring, you mean operatic, beautifully shot, thematically powerful, and full of great actors delivering iconic performances…
…then yes. Boring as hell.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
That'd be Goodfellas.
Goodfellas is the best crime movie of all time and don’t forget it.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
I enjoy that movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's on the level of Shawshank for movies that are a complete stop down when I see them on.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
yep. watch it everytime
Another movie that I didn’t like is scarface
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:04 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Same here...
It’s greatness is hype.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Now Scarface I'm not as big a fan of
Way too over the top.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
watched that movie once with my mother
it was… awkward.
The worst part is when he starts shooting up the place (Say hello to my little friend) and my mother says ’Oh, what a lovely house."
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Well, Godfather isn't a crime movie per se.
It’s about a crime family, but it’s more about the family dynamics caused by machismo and power struggles.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
though I'd agree it started a crime movie era
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Completely different era
The Godfather is about the passing of the torch, from the old crime families of Italy/Sicily, to the new blood (Brando rejecting the drug business because it was “too dirty” is symbolic of this).
Goodfellas is the next generation, the cutthroat, kill-literally-anyone-who-gets-in-your-way group of mafiosos.
Both great films, for sure. I’d call them the 1A and 1B of crime movies.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
to me, Marlon Brando is supermans dad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Brando has never been better than in The Godfather
But I also highly recommend:
-On the Waterfront (Karl Malden also kicks ass)
-Guys and Dolls (if you can tolerate musicals and that squawking moron Adelaide)
-Apocalypse Now
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
He's also great in The Wild One, but the movie itself kinda sucks
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
I have been meaning to watch apocalypse now
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:12 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I'm not a fan
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
An absolute nightmare of a movie
But I love it. Sheen, Dennis Hopper, and Brando just absolutely rock.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:14 AM CST up reply actions
I just want to see every duvall movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:17 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Robert Duvall is awesome
You could make a movie with him reading a phone book and he would deserve an Oscar nomination.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Now you're talking
Open Range is an underrated gem.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
this
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I actually think it's boring
but I like the actors in it so much that I don’t mind being bored by the plot.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
watched it the other night
I have been on a duvall kick for the last year or so. Ever since I saw lonesome dove for the first time
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:23 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Now there's a good flick (though a time commitment)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
it quickly became one of my favorites
The performances are awesome
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:28 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Thats a Top 5 All-Time Movie.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
Then watch Bullitt.
Even if you’ve already seen it.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 10:20 AM CST up reply actions
on the waterfront is an awesome movie
love it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
The answer is neither.
Once Upon A Time In America.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
even Robert Duvall could not save that movie
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:03 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I do not at all feel the need to defend the merits of The Godfather
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
you sure did try, though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
*rolls eyes
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
It was adorable.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
You fellas live to troll
Is seriously nobody else gonna back me up on this?
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
It's because you're wrong.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Yes, clearly I am wrong about The Godfather
Me, the Academy (not my best defense, arguably), and just about every single movie critic on earth plus most movie viewers.
All absolutely crazy. The Godfather clearly sucks.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Coppola's a hack who should've stuck to wine!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I have not trolled once in this thread
I usually only troll till
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Dude...
Predator is way better than The Godfather.
Probably top 10 movie of all time.
by PhilKidIsHero on Dec 16, 2011 9:58 AM CST up reply actions
Commando is the *worst of those four
*dependent on your tolerance level for 80’s action cheese
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
Depends on your definition of 'worst'.
I call it the finest example of its genre.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
heh my favorite quote
“let off some steam, bennett”
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Easily the best part
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
You said you were gonna kill me last?!?!
……..
…….
….
…
..
I lied.
by PhilKidIsHero on Dec 16, 2011 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
seems like there would be brain matter and stuff
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:57 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
yes
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Paintballs are clean kills.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
All quality.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
What a great 'horrible movie'
I recognize that watching this movie slowly makes me dumber…but I love it anyway.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
I'm hoping War Horse is awesome Spielberg and not cheesy, maudlin Spielberg
Good to see WWI getting some attention from a big budget movie for a change.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The worst.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Oh, bite the weenie, Riz.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Probably the worst movie of all time...
Mamma Mia deserves honorable mention.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
grease is not the worst movie of all time
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 9:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
how can you hate on Grease like that?
Grease is the word, man.
/screw the bird
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
now he will post something from family guy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:07 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
implied
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
Because it's fucking terrible.
Also overrated, Rocky Horror Picture Show.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
you are dead to me
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
He's right.
Grease is a fucking beating.
RHPS is pretty good, but waayy overrated.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I'm dead to a lot of people.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
Not me, BT
Never seen either one and am completely comfortable with that.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
No worries, bigtill
I didn’t get Rocky Horror either.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
The only musical I've ever liked was Phantom of the Opera...
And I have a feeling the only reason I liked it was cause I saw it live.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
there are some horrible movie opinions being thrown around
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
you don't like Willy mother fucking Wonka?
That is my favorite musical
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:11 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Ah, excellent point...I guess the best musicals are the ones that make you forget they're a musical then.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
I consider The Blues Brothers to be the perfect musical
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
Mary Poppins, motherfuckers!
/drops mic
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
meh
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
never seen it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
what???
Are you an Illinois Nazi or something?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
He's probably been out on a mission from God
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
Ok, original WW kicks ass
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
I refuse to acknowledge the Depp one
I hated it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Flew to Seattle for a wedding a few years ago
and shortly after we landed we had to ride on one of the Subway tram things. As soon as the doors closed and the train started moving I started monotonely singing the “Is it raining? Is it snowing?” bit. Scared the hell out of my mom.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
that part scared me so bad as a kid
It really is creepy
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
never seen rocky horror but grease is not terrible
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:10 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
You're terrible.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
One more final
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
dildos
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Burts Bees crap
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Got my wife a Burts Bees care package last year
with like soaps and hand moisturizer and of course the lip balm… she loves the hell out of that stuff
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
thats a great idea.....where would have that CVS or something?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
heh i feel dumb.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Amazon has them too
If you have prime, that might work.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
Double headed dildoes...That way she doesn't get to have all the fun.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
She got one of those from her girlfriends last year on her birthday
We call it the Avatar due to its size and color.
It was pretty funny watching them go around Blackfinn with this huge dildo and seeing the looks on peoples faces
gift certficate to a salon/nail place
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ranger season tickets
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Nice!
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
Penis.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
friday is always my busiest day for some crazy reason
and i hate it
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Dec 16, 2011 10:12 AM CST reply actions
it's a half-day today for all staff but my department
We’ve been re-arranging furniture in the office this morning, it’s been so slow.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Friday is always a half day for daystaff.
I get to work 13 hours.. yay. hah
I think we're going innnnnnn.
So, on a lighter note..
I think I’m gonna request a name change today to Adam in SD unless anyone has a better idea
I think we're going innnnnnn.
he loves the rangers
Not this
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
will forever live in infamy in my sig
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I loved that he said he was hacked and never said any of those things
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
yep
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
soo many lies
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
What's wrong with your current S/N?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I thought you wanted to shorten your name?
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
If you get a change before I do
When I’ve sent three e-mails in the past month, I’m going to be mad.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
think I am going to change mine soon too
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:20 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Goddamnit, Beans.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
Beans?
But, how will I be able to argue my case that chili does not have beans?
I think we're going innnnnnn.
Who gives a shit?
Beans is a kick ass nickname…We need to have a vote.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
No
What Match said
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
So I had done some laundry last night and had hung some of my shirts on the shower rod to dry
I thought I would be up before my roommate to move them so they wouldn’t be in his way. Well, I was wrong. I wake up to hear the shower going so I assumed he had just moved my shirts. However, I just walked in there to get them and all of the shirts are soaked on one side. Really frustrating, you guys
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
That's just plain mean spirited.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I would be unhappy with your roommate if I were you.
My tone would be stern and and direct.
I think we're going innnnnnn.
Yes, give him pink eye for Christmas.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
What is this from?
My girlfriend had pink eye the other day and I wanted to make a fart on her pillow joke but couldn’t remember it.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
knocked up
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
this is what I know it from
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYXLKRNCVrw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:45 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Jersey Shore I think
First season I think Vinnie was dancing with some chick and slid underneath her.
Next day he got pink eye and said he think she farted on him when he went under her
I use to put dog shit in my roommate's pillow and on his bed
DON’T LET YOUR DOG SHIT IN MY FUCKING HOUSE
by Texas Jihad on Dec 16, 2011 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
you should go kick him in the balls
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:26 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
schultzy....time for war on your roommate
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I'm unfamiliar with this "pennying" technique of which you type.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
heh that is funny
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
We did that a lot in the dorms
or tied the door shut to the door across the hall
by Texas Jihad on Dec 16, 2011 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Question
Got side-swiped by a chick last night. Her insurance has already said they’ll pay for repairs and whatnot. Anyone know how to figure a good calculation for diminution of value? (In TX)
Could have busted out the "Well, you plowed into me; guess I need to return the favor!" gem.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Har har
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
You kids and your strange sexual jargon.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You need a professional appraisal
And, depending on her carrier and policy, you might be in for a fight.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Wonder if my dealer
would have someone that could do that….
My car dealer…not Sam Hurd…
by grn_lantern on Dec 16, 2011 10:51 AM CST up reply actions
I guaranty you your dealer can give you a reference.
I’d start there.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I'm sure I misse this somewhere in the past week
But did He Who Shall Not Be Named actually get banned? I just saw a comment about him off in “banned from the Internet land” or something and figured I missed something. Gracias!
by TheGritMaster on Dec 16, 2011 10:34 AM CST via mobile reply actions
I'm sure it was a 24 hour ban
IT occurred about 10am yesterday… he’ll be back soon enough
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Damn.
Another slap on the wrist huh? Time to go read the morning threa I guess
by TheGritMaster on Dec 16, 2011 10:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
quality discourse today
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Shoulda said yesterday's....
by TheGritMaster on Dec 16, 2011 10:39 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
yes, no extreme thread shitting so far
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
someone might have to save Clark....he's about to jump from the window ledge
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Here's the thing
I haven’t had to ban anyone over at ODB, but I looked at it once and I don’t think you can set a time period for someone to become unbanned.
You have to actually go unban them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
that is what I thought
goet has talked about it
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:43 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
eeeeenteresting
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Actually I did ban a couple of users
That were just making dozens of fanshots about online streams of sports games.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Give Mike E moderator rights.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I'd sooner ban him.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
schultzy hasn't gotten banned?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 10:46 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think he now looks at stepping over the line the way Tracy Jordan looks at FCC fines.
The punishment is nothing major, so who cares?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
he'll be back for sure
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Micah
I just ate the last of the cookies.. I tried to make them last, but they were too damn good.
I think we're going innnnnnn.
Yep
I’m still working on mine but they are dang good!
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
wow
I think I sent you three dozen. So if you ate them all in two days, they must have been good. Glad you liked them.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
Yes. They were really good. Thank you for sending them, again hah.
They were my lunch the last two days, and then I finished them up here at work today.
I think we're going innnnnnn.
That feeling you get when you have to shit...
And every stall is back logged.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Drive to stillwater and contribute to the Shit On Schultzy's Roommate's Bed plan
I think we're going innnnnnn.
If you know anyone who's taking up one of the stalls,
shit on their car, and leave a note detailing how they could have prevented this.
I think we're going innnnnnn.
by TTWBG on Dec 16, 2011 11:03 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This is some quality comedy right here, comrade
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
Arby's napkins
you guys
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Rage
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
Chipotle
That’s where I’m headed.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
I was feeling that this morning too.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
Nope...
It’s the baked ziti from last night.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
Chipotle = Gut Bomb
But it tastes so good.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Why not all three?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
i'm going Patty Melt Whataburger
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Whataburger is never the wrong answer
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
Thats my plan.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
I'm doing Chinese buffet.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
That's what I'm feeling from yesterday.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
The buffet was lunch...
The Ziti was a snack at around 7pm
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 11:17 AM CST up reply actions
leftover broiled chicken and mashed potatoes.
with bbq sauce and maybe a little ranch today
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
whats that stuff?
We used to eat it all the time back in the day
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 11:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Texas de Brazil
or the 3 inch pork chop at the Smoke Pit
by Texas Jihad on Dec 16, 2011 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
I want Chinese
But that probably doesn’t help you.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
I want Chinese as well...
but I’ll probably end up with something cheap like one of the $2 subs at Subway. I hate how much money I spend this time of year so I end up trying to eat as cheap as possible.
I should really go home and eat something healthy
But damn if some pineapple chicken and crab rangoon doesn’t sound better.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
Do it
A1 Super Buffet
4033 East Belknap Street, Haltom City, TX 76111
(817) 222-3005
by Texas Jihad on Dec 16, 2011 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
If I were in FW I might.
That’s a little far away at the moment though…
Pretty sure you’ve told me about that place before actually.
Update: everyone use this flow chart.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Dec 16, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Wait
so if I’m drunk and NOT on the west coast my only options are Domino’s and Pizza Hut?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Whoever made this is probably unaware of Whataburger.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Those 2:00 AM Taquito or Chicken Strips runs.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I like that my end game is out of Arby's, Wendy's, and Chick-fil-a.
I’ll live with those choices.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Just had Wendy's on your suggestion.
Are their burgers always that damn greasy?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
Wendy's Chick-Fil-A Sonic and DQ
Blegh
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I do eat Sonic so I guess that would be fine
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
BK's shaped chicken nuggets
need their own tier far, far, FAR lower than where they are.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, they're definitely the worst.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
See...I'm thinking "high"
My first thought was “god tier” but I usually get them late at night which I think probably amplifies how much I enjoyed them.
Just go get them
during the day when you’re sober, then decide where you think they should be.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
If you're high... they are the greatest food on Earth
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
If memory serves, Chicken Express is at least high tier, as well.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
This list is flawed...It's well known that Church's has the best tenders.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I have never in my life had Church's tenders.
I’ve only had there anything a couple of times.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Step one, order tenders. Step two order mashed potatoes and gravy...
Step three dip said tenders into mashed potatoes in gravy. Step four: mouthgasm.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Indeed!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 1:13 PM CST up reply actions
I refuse to combine fried chicken and gravy.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
BBQ sauce, honey mustard, or ranch, depending on the available quality and my mood.
Or nothing.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Polynesian something other.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Man gravy, maybe...
Brown gravy goes good on anything.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
This is true...
Cream gravy is fucking gross, brown gravy is superior to any gravy.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
BTO
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Agreed 100%.
Can’t stand cream gravy. Brown gravy is all I use.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
So, seeing Chevelle live and up close for 2 hours: awesome
Cramming 900 people into fucking Clicks in Tyler….not so much. :P
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 10:59 AM CST reply actions
Did you send the pain below?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I did
My face was forced to the floor.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
None of this actually happened
I’m just a comfortable liar.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
Ah I forgot about this song..
When you first posted this I thought you were talking about unwritten law for some reason.
I think we're going innnnnnn.
I'm seeing red
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 11:13 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Heh. I haven't been to that place in a while.
I didn’t know there were so many posters in Tyler. Next time I go through we might need to meet up for a beer.
I think we're going innnnnnn.
Fo' sho'
There are quite a few Tyler folk lurking around LSB.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
My mom grew up on forrest near the dollar general right in the hood.
Street cred like a mofo
I think we're going innnnnnn.
Lol
Straight gangsta’ gangsta’.
"And the Yankees slap everyone around with their money penis, but where has it gotten them?"- Jorge C
by WildcatPhoenix on Dec 16, 2011 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
never read any Simpsons or Futurama comics, but
the library had “The Simpsons Futurama Crossover Crisis” — it appears they’re all together at once
Best news I've heard today
Paul Rhoads has agreed to a contract extension at Iowa State. Details coming.
Beat that, Rangers. No seriously … try to beat that.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 11:31 AM CST reply actions
That's awesome.
That 6-6 record was misleading. Their second half of the season was a different Iowa State team. They looked really good, and are young at most of their positions.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 16, 2011 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
I think Rhoads is just starting to build something
I’m not surprised he’s staying (he grew up about 10 miles from Ames), but I’m thrilled about it nonetheless.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 11:35 AM CST up reply actions
That's good news for you guys.
Beat Pitt to keep him.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Just a reminder for anyone that wants to participate.
We’re doing a college bowl pick ’em over at ODB.
http://www.ourdailybears.com/2011/12/14/2636498/odbs-first-college-football-bowl-pickem
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
galaxy nexus = awesome.
:)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I want one soooooo bad
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 16, 2011 12:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
you can buy it from newegg
the GSM version (or from other retailers)
have to pay the off contract price but it works — look it up on XDA Developers forums
its a boss phone.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
newegg
is sold out, but it was about 700
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
I May Be Bigfoot (A Possibly True Story)
After the Spring 2000 semester at SFA I moved to Hugo, OK for the summer because it seemed like the better option than Waco. (It wasn’t) Sometime during the last week of June, the AC goes out in the house and since it’s Hugo, it’ll be at least two days before they can get somebody out to fix it. It’s about noon on the 2nd day without AC that I get the genius idea to walk down to the little creek on the back end of the property and try to cool off. The whole area is shaded pretty well, and this seems like a quality idea, so I lose my shoes and shirt and sit down in the creek bed to cool off. I fall asleep, and wake up a few hours later right around dusk, grab my shoes and shirt and run like hell back up to the house thinking I’m late for work.
Cut to two nights ago, I can’t sleep so I’m sitting in the living room watching some ridiculous show about Bigfoot sightings at three in the morning, and here’s some redneck in a rusty old pickup talking about the time he saw Bigfoot, and the chryon pops up at the bottom of the screen
“Hugo, OK”
I’m not even slightly suprised. The guy talks as he drives the camera out to the where he had his Bigfoot sighting. As he drives it becomes apparently pretty quickly that he’s going to pass right by where I used to live, and then he does, and then five seconds later he’s pulling to the side of the highway and pointing down the creek behind the house.
“It was here. Early in the summer of 2000. I was driving by right about dark, and he came running like hell out of that creek about 75 yards from the road. I seen him. It was Bigfoot. So I slammed on the brakes and got out to get a better look. But he was gone.”
Hang on a minute….Huge college beard. Long brown hair. This guy thinks I’m Bigfoot. So according to this guy, if you’ve been to any of the tailgates you’ve seen Bigfoot.Congratulations.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 12:00 PM CST reply actions 18 recs
I'm sad I can't mark this off my bucket list
But seriously, that’s hilarious.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
that is awesome!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 16, 2011 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
This has got to be the coolest story every told on LSB, right?
Hilarious, dude.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
How is this not green yet?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I did my part
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
this is the best CS,B ever !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Watching the 2A State Final on FSN..
The head coach of Refugio was featured on Outside the Lines yesterday, his teams routinely beat up on other schools..like, up by 50 at the half and final scores of 90-6.
Interesting.
by TooLegitToQuit on Dec 16, 2011 12:05 PM CST reply actions
Refugio
one of the oldest towns in Texas… one of of the original land charters granted by Spain, IIRC
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
well, it was a mission first
The site of the present city was a favorite camping ground of the Karankawa Indians, who developed a permanent village there known to the Spanish as Paraje de los Copanes (Place of the Copanes, a Karankawan tribe). The Spanish probably knew of the settlement as early as 1749, and according to some accounts José de Escandón wanted to establish a pueblo and presidio there. In 1795, the Nuestra Señora del Refugio Mission was moved to the site.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hmm.
From SBNation repeating George King’s nonsense.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Bob Bullock?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Saw it for free wednesday
#humblebrag
I can't stand people who are intolerant of other people's taste in music or people who like Nickelback.
by jonas m. on Dec 16, 2011 1:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
So it was either eat Chik fil A or pay for lunch.
I ate Chik fil A…Sorry, gays. :(
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I would not eat free Chick-fil-A
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I got so incredibly burned out on it that I cannot set foot in the place without getting gagging
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
its free food WTF?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I seriously couldn't eat it without becoming nauseous
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
well ok then
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
and it's not that good to begin with
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
It was okay but even when I did eat there I never understood why people thought it was amazing
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
meh
I think you cheat at WWF
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hmm
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
YOU ARE BEATING ME
YOU CLEARLY CHEAT
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
There should be a law against food eateries wrapping hot sandwiches in foil.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
It's my favorite fast food place.
Not one in my college town so I ony eat it at home or if I’m in STL or KC.
I guess in terms of fast food,
it’s better than most. Especially with regards to chicken.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Golden Chick is my favorite fast food chicken place
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Chicken Express
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
I ate there the other day.
Those bastards don’t have mac n’ cheese. Bush’s for life!
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
While Chicken Express is good, I consider Golden Chick to be the king of fast food chicken
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I was just thinking of something comparable...
Church’s or Popeyes has to be king of fast food chicken.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Popeyes isn't close
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Church's all day.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
Church's is very meh. Too greasy.
Popeye’s is legit.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It's fried chicken.
You know, fried in grease and what not.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Sure... but I don't want it dripping off the chicken.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Mostly for the Popeye's.
I have no memory of Church’s.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Good rolls... that's the best thing I can say about them.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Church's sucks compared to Popeye's
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
When I was a poor kid in college..
my roommate and I went to the Golden Chick near Fielder Rd. in Arlington. We had $.75, and needed food. We talked the guy in the drive-thru to give us the biggest chicken tender he had, a knife, two forks, barbecue sauce, and cups of water for $.75. Greatest moment of survival I ever had until the great San Diego Blackout of 2011.
I think we're going innnnnnn.
Nice that there's already a Fielder Rd. in Arlington.
That’ll come in handy about three rings from now.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
Loblaw actually pays to eat at Arby's
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Mmmmm...
Artificial cheese drizzled on compressed pieces of unidentifiable meat.
Sounds delic…
I just threw up.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
its over priced but its very solid
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
That guy could have been working at any fast food place.
You shouldn’t hold that against Chick-Fil-A
by Texas Jihad on Dec 16, 2011 1:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
What about the rest of us?
And what does Chik-Fil-A have to do with homosexuality?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Somebody told me the other night that they support anti gay groups or somesuch.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
Lol
So dumb
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
In all honesty I thought it was you until you asked that question.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
ACSWN
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Ah
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
Nope, not me
I’m not aware of the details but I’m of the belief that just about every major corporation has donated to charities that would piss a lot of patrons off.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
x
Through WinShape, Chick-fil-A has given $3 million to anti-gay social conservative groups since 2003, with a total of $2 million in 2009 alone
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Ridiculous, but
I’m of the mind that just about any thing I buy or do is going to involve a corporation that supports something that I don’t so I err on the side of deliciousness.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
Wow...great minds
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Wonder what was so special about 2009
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
I know that's when Iowa legalized gay marriage
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah it was a big issue on a lot of the states
Probably something to do with the Prop 9 challenges too.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
If you didn't pay for it
You’re not giving them money, right?
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Excellent point.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Yup...
So uh, you might wanna tell mom and dad over Christmas.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I don't celebrate Christmas, asshole.
by TooLegitToQuit on Dec 16, 2011 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
i hear coming out of the closet makes a great 3rd night of hanukkah gift
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Dec 16, 2011 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
your use of prepositions leaves much to be desired in this joke.
2/10
care to try again? as a gay person, you could probably speak from experience.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Dec 16, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
me a bigot?
chosing which holiday to proclaim your love of men due to your religious affiliation must have been difficult for you. i understand and empathize with your situation. please, Too Legit To Quit, i am no bigot.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Dec 16, 2011 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
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Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Dec 16, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
and "little man"...
now who is the bigot…? awfully hypocritical of you.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Dec 16, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
I had a dream last night that I was eating burgers at Hardees with my friend while
discussing Habitat for Humanity.
Which is weird because I don’t like burgers or charity.
I had a dream a co-worker texted me a pic of her tattoo
…that happened to include her exposing herself.
So, I win the uncomfortable dream contest.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
This happened to me in real life several years ago.
Not even slightly uncomfortable.
But on the dream front, I dreamed my dad and I were in Hawaii and then the aliens from Independence Day started nuking the island THEN my grandmother calls to tell me her sister had a heart attack and died. The end.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
Well sure, you win the 'Weird Dream' award
Wait, you had a co-worker sext you? Accidentally?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
No, I had a coworker pull me into the back room
and ask me if the fairy she’d got tatted on her breast looked ‘tacky’.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
That is flat out weird…though I guess it just depends on how comfortable/close you are to that person. I’m married and so is the co-worker that was in the dream so that explains my discomfort.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
She was trying
in admittedly strange ways to get into my pants. She was ultimately successful. These kinds of things happen a lot when you serve drinks for a living. I strongly suggest it as a short time occupation to any single person in their 20’s.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
"Hi, I have some sex for you." is usually enough.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
True, but I can't take advantage of that on the clock
especially while I’m in the middle of a pool bet, which I ultimately lost thanks to Fairyboobs.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 16, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
It was the fairy boob tat that did it, wasn't it...
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
I had a random
person sext me a couple months ago.
Just sitting here and my txt alert goes off and WHOA!
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I thought about it for a long time
then decided to just leave it alone.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
"Oh wow! Cool catcher's mitt!"
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
Pic was a little grainy
but didn’t look very good. I would say, no.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Bachman gets the nod tonight in New Jersey.
WE’RE THE DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Raycroft is about to lose his job
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
About to?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 16, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
we'll find out when Kari comes back
if Bach comes down to earth and loses a few games then you never know
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
WELCOME TO CEDAR PARK!
We strongly suggest you stay in Austin.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:46 PM CST up reply actions
Done with finals!
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Congratulations
Now, onto Operation: Pillow Dump
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
Very different from
Operation: Pillow Bite
Do not confuse.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
WARNING: DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE!!!
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
hey grantland, do you think you couldve made your interview with sasha grey any worse?
christ.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
i just went to it
and see the 1st sentence is ‘sasha grey’s a thinking man’s pornstar’
this is gonna be a great interview
by studcrackers on Dec 16, 2011 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
stop talking about food.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
x
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Wait a second....
she’s not holding on to anything!
Something’s amiss.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
Log date: 12/16/2011
Time: 12:59 PM
After eating Chipotle not even an hour prior, I feel a low rumble in my gut; I have to go, and it’s not going to be pretty. My concern turns to near panic when I realize I have to use the 3rd floor bathroom. Everyone uses that bathroom. Luckily, it’s lunch time, so I might have a window of solitude with which to work. I walk out of the room quickly, but not too quickly, so as not to arise suspicion of my dirty deeds.
I get to the bathroom. All appears quiet. I peer under the stall doors to see if the combination of dress shoes and black socks sitting at that 90 degree angle of doom that would send me out of the bathroom in a hurry are staring back at me. They are not. I breathe a sigh of relief, but quickly run into the stall; my work isn’t done yet. I arrange the seat cover as fast as possible. I sit. Almost out of the woods.
But then, the door opens, and a gentleman takes the stall next to me. I flush the toilet in a panic, despite depositing nothing more than the toilet seat cover I laid down barely 30 seconds earlier. I wash my hands, dejected, and return to my desk. My stomach rumbles again.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Gotta learn to poop on the road.
Those road wins are important.
At least at work.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I have. I despise it, but I can do it.
I just felt this particular 3rd floor panic was worth a tell.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
its not so much learning how to do it
as it is finding the right place to do it.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Dec 16, 2011 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Seat covers...Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, don't ya think?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
No... it's important.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It really is.
Trees be danged, I double-cover that thing.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
I only single cover.
But still…
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I ride bareback and I don't care if the world knows.
Just check the seat for tinkle.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I'll have sex without a condom
but I draw the line at not covering my seat.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah, me too
just saying I’m not opposed to living dangerously if the opportunity presents itself.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Seems like more of a mental thing to me.
Honestly some of the things you touch between your desk and the toilet are probably more gross than the seat.
Yeah
Pretty sure I’ve read how those don’t really help, but in MY mind, they protect me.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Seat covers are important.
I always use one or at least wipe down the seat pretty thoroughly. People using college restrooms are gross.
That's what I was wondering.
Other than sweat, why would you have a moist rear end?
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I don't know, swimming or being outside in the rain. SOmething like that
My experience is from sweat
Your story telling is nice.
Pretty sure I could fall asleep to someone reading this to me.
Did I just make this weird?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
I'll make this a book of stories, and have Morgan Freeman, or Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets World do the audio books.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It should be interesting suggesting this to my wife for my anniversary gift...
“Uh, yeah, there’s a guy on that Rangers blog I visit…well, he seems to tell stories pretty well and, um, he released a book of short stories and…”
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
You say Mr. Feeney...
I think Dr. Mark Craig
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
FEEEEEEENAY
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Dec 16, 2011 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks
Revisiting this makes me tear up…
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Taking a shit in a public restroom is the equivalent to walking bare foot in public restroom.
by TooLegitToQuit on Dec 16, 2011 1:25 PM CST up reply actions
They're both disgusting.
Your turn, big guy.
by TooLegitToQuit on Dec 16, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not ambitious enough to ever hope for a private bathroom in my office.
But that’s the stuff dreams are made of.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I just wipe the seat with tp if it looks reasonably clean
then it’s nothing but bare ass and exploding butts
What's your opinion of Twilight Princess?
I have recently come into possession of a copy and am curious if it is worth the time or just trade it in and go pick up the new one?
Awesome.
Most of the criticisms of it are legit, but the backlash is over-the-top. It’s still a really good game, and was critically lauded for a good reason.
It’s relatively linear, and has relatively little to do in the world between dungeons towards then end, and that makes me sad. Items are limited in their use. It’s also a serious investment and one of the few Zelda games I haven’t been interested in replaying since my first run through, and it’s a Game Cube game with often brutally-forced Wii controls.
But, it’s still extremely fun, with a beautiful expansive world, great music, and awesome, memorable fights.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I broke down and ordered Killzone 3
I realized I’m late to the show but, am I really gonna like this? Got it off Amazon for $25 so it’s not a huge issue if it sucks.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It is nice to be back in Texas.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Can't wait
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Can't stop a nose bleed
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
Log date: 12/16/2011
Time: 1:52
The walls are closing in on me. I can’t take this anymore. This is what I imagine R.J. MacReady felt like for the majority of the 2nd half of The Thing. At least he had booze to comfort his pain, and a whole barren continent on which to shit in peace.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Do you have head phones and a music device?
Like an iPhone or whatnot?
Go in there… put the headphones on and do your business.
Ignore any sounds you hear otherwise.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
But... becareful what you choose to listen to and mix it up.
You don’t want to develop a Pavlovian response where you feel the need to poop every time you hear the Clash.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
And this is why I enjoy having my own bathroom.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I still want to do an LSB Log.
One person logs their day on LSB, almost like a choose your own adventure with others giving suggestions and advice
I think we're going innnnnnn.
All other things being equal
The success or failure of my fantasy season is likely to come down to the production of Larry Fitzgerald and Felix Jones.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You're screwed
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 16, 2011 2:28 PM CST up reply actions
i think im starting
felix this week over frank gore. gore hasnt done much since his badass 5 week run in the middle of the season that kept my team afloat. now i just hope chris johnson can run all over the colts
playin my dad this week and winner goes to the title game. he had mojo and atl kicker last night so he got 25-30 points, ive had awful luck choosing kickers this year
by studcrackers on Dec 16, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
Had MoJo and Julio last night, so that was nice
Problem was I was facing Ryan and Roddy.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Log date: 12/16/2011
Time: 2:02 PM
I have climbed the hilltop, slayed the dragon, defeated Ganon. After receiving advice from a kindly sage, I knew what I had to do. Headphones on, I made haste to the handicapped stall. What would serenade my ears during this mental challenge? Behemoth. I felt it fit the moment. Brothers and sisters, I stand before you a reformed man, at least until the next bout.
Customer Service reps just invited us to come eat holiday food with them.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
(he's talking about poop)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
LOL Behemoth......
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
x
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Dec 16, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Similar to biting down on something when giving birth..
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I hope you're not comparing pooping to giving birth
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
There have been times
where I wished I had an anesthesiologist on hand.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
That one I had today made me really reconsider my choice of porn...
No woman deserves that, none.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I've been farting breeses all day.
No butt trumpet whatsoever.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Newberg finally jumped the shark with the Yu puns.
In Gin Blossom form, no less.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And apologized in the same breath.
Not that that’s any sort of excuse.
by Jamey Newberg on Dec 16, 2011 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
So, I think I've got the wife talked into exchanging our gifts tonight
Which means PS3 is potentially only hours away.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
im gonna laugh when its a lean mean grilling machine or something.
Any more and you are getting a cease and desist from chromasters balls inc. - Chromaster
by Mr. Abe Froman on Dec 16, 2011 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Already have two.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
But do you have the one with the extra wide grease trap and bun warmer?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
no, they are pretty old and crappy. I have to build elaborate grease traps out of foil.
Don’t really ever use them anymore.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So my girl has been wanting a Kinect forever to play that bullshit dance game...
Is it the ultimate Homer bowling ball gift if I get it?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
No
And Just Dance is awesome. I want Just Dance 3 so bad.
by The Best Micah on Dec 16, 2011 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
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"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
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