12/20 OT
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 7:36 AM CST
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December 20 is the 354th day of the year (355th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 11 days remaining until the end of the year.
- 1192 – Richard the Lion-Heart is captured and imprisoned by Leopold V of Austria on his way home toEngland after signing a treaty with Saladin ending the Third crusade.
- 1522 – Siege of Rhodes: Suleiman the Magnificent accepts the surrender of the surviving Knights of Rhodes, who are allowed to evacuate. They eventually settle on Malta and become known as the Knights of Malta.
- 1606 – The Virginia Company loads three ships with settlers and sets sail to establish Jamestown, Virginia, the first permanent English settlement in the Americas.
- 1803 – The Louisiana Purchase is completed at a ceremony in New Orleans.
- 1917 – Cheka, the first Soviet secret police, is founded.
- 1951 – The EBR-1 in Arco, Idaho becomes the first nuclear power plant to generate electricity. The electricity powered four light bulbs.
- 1973 – The Spanish Prime Minister, Admiral Luis Carrero Blanco, is assassinated by a car bomb attack in Madrid.
- 1984 – The Summit tunnel fire is the largest underground fire in history, as a freight train carrying over 1 million litres of petrol derails near the town of Todmorden in the Pennines.
- 1987 – History's worst peacetime sea disaster, when the passenger ferry Doña Paz sinks after colliding with the oil tanker Vector 1 in the Tablas Strait in the Philippines, killing an estimated 4,000 people (1,749 official).
- 1995 – NATO begins peacekeeping in Bosnia.
- 2004 – A gang of thieves steal £26.5 million worth of currency from the Donegall Square West headquarters of Northern Bank in Belfast,Northern Ireland, one of the largest bank robberies in UK history.
- 2007 – The painting Portrait of Suzanne Bloch (1904), by the Spanish artist Pablo Picasso, is stolen from the São Paulo Museum of Art, along with O Lavrador de Café by the major Brazilian modernist painter Candido Portinari.
finally, this GIF symbolizes how i feel about winning the Darvish bidding:
via i.imgur.com
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Went to bed early last night (around 8:30 I think it was).
Get to work and log onto LSB. See Yu Darvish on front page. Get excited.
I stopped checking my computer around 8:00
I figured it was going to be an all night thing where we wouldn’t know until like 3 so I just went to bed assuming the Blue Jays won. Oh what a wonderful way to start the day.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I was thinking about it my entire ride to work.
Was listening to the radio hoping somebody would bring it up but nobody did. My computer has never started up slower than it did this morning.
I just couldn’t stay up last night. Filled up on enchiladas and just couldn’t stay awake for long. Kind of glad though because I would have stayed up all night had I been up when it all went down.
That's the joy of knowing we weren't going to get him
so there was no rush to find out that the Blue Jays won the bidding. So when I turned on my computer and got on LSB and saw that picture of Yu celebrating, it just made my morning.
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
77 million is what CJ got.
51.7 million is what the Rangers paid just to talk to YU.
Insert JD looking over shoulder in terminator sunglasses
CJ, YU MAD BRO?!?
They still have to actually sign Yu to a contract.
So when it’s all said and done, it’ll be more like 100+ mil.
But Yu himself will probably indeed wind up making less than CJ in this whole thing.
I wonder
Do I love you - or the thought of you?
xx
But Yu himself will probably indeed wind up making less than CJ in this whole thing.
yea no way in hell he gets 5/77
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 7:43 AM CST up reply actions
He ain't getting 6/97
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Dec 20, 2011 7:54 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
dice k's contract
6 years/$52M (2007-12)
* posted by Seibu Lions 11/06, with Boston submitting high bid of $51,111,111 to Seibu to acquire negotiating rights with Matsuzaka for 30 days
* signed by Boston 12/06
* $2M signing bonus
* 07:$6M, 08:$8M, 09:$8M, 10:$8M, 11:$10M, 12:$10M
* full no-trade clause:may not be traded without consent, provided player gets his first day of Major League service during a guaranteed contract of at least 6 years after player has been with a professional baseball league team other than a major or minor league team
* award bonuses
* may not be sent to minor leagues
* escalators may increase contract value to total of $60M:
2009 & 2010 salaries increase to $10M with:
Cy Young award in 2007 or 2008, or
top 3 in Cy Young vote in 2007 and 2008, or
MVP award in 2007 or 2008, or
top 5 in MVP vote in 2007 and 2008
2011 & 2012 salaries increase to $12M with:
Cy Young award in 2009 or 2010, or
top 3 in Cy Young vote in 2009 and 2010, or
MVP award in 2009 or 2010, or
top 5 in MVP vote in 2009 and 2010
* perks: physical therapist, massage therapist, interpreter, 8 first-class round-trip airline tickets per year between Boston & Japan, spring training housing allowance of up to $25,000, Boston housing allowance of up to $75,000, one-time moving allowance of up to $35,000, use of Lincoln Town Car or similar car, Red Sox player ticket package, including 2 field box seats, team employee to assist Japanese media, uniform No. 18
so 6/52 + perks
if we get darvish for 6/60 i will be ecstatic.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 7:57 AM CST up reply actions
8 first-class round-trip airline tickets per year between Boston & Japan
Jesus, I wonder what that cost.
I wonder
Do I love you - or the thought of you?
less than his boston housing allowance + 1 time moving allowance i bet
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 8:00 AM CST up reply actions
"One weeks salary"--Theo
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Dec 20, 2011 8:01 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I think most of the bigger Japanese imports get that.
IIRC Ichiro did too.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
looked him up on cot's
lol
01:$4M, 02:$2M, 03:$3M
6.1 WAR for 4mm in 01 wow.
perks:
four first-class, round-trip air tickets between Japan & Seattle per year has been in his contract every year since he came to the US in 01
full no trade
$13.125 mm posting fee
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 8:44 AM CST up reply actions
That 13 mil posting fee in 2001 is worth 18-19 now.
Quite a bit different
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
lets say its 20mm
how much do you think ichiro makes on the posting market today if he was that age?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 8:56 AM CST up reply actions
I would think that he'd get less than Darvish
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
i think ichrio was seriously hurt by the timing of when he came over
granted, no one thought he would be this kind of player, but i think if he was the same age he was in 00-01 and posted today he would get way more than 20mm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
No doubt.
I don’t think he’d get 50 though.
Defending Big D Check it out
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
oh no
not saying 50 sorry
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
As will I
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Dec 20, 2011 8:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
i guess we know now that the rangers see him as a #1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 7:42 AM CST up reply actions
new minnesota CFB helmet
story
if you just want to see the helmet, click here
yes, the website is called the gopher hole.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i guess
matte colors are the “new thing” in CFB
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 7:51 AM CST up reply actions
I'm still trying to figure out how I feel about matte...
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
works for some, not for others.
Oregon, ASU, and Minny’s look good.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
from patrick newman (NPB tracker)
One perhaps underrated adjustment for Darvish to make (assuming he signs): the Rangers are two time zones away from the rest of their division. The entire country of Japan fits in one time zone.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
another tidbit from KG @ baseball prospectus
At his request, Nippon Ham shortened his rest from six days to five in 2011, and now that will reduce by one additional day.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 8:00 AM CST up reply actions
Well that's good that he at least started the adjustment a bit early
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
So I’m going to Neffy and Yu’s first home starts.
I hate The Angels so much, it's actually cramping my style. (See RevHaloFans SBN profile page)
by Gay For Feliz on Dec 20, 2011 7:54 AM CST via mobile reply actions
does anyone know anything about the SBN ANdroid app?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I'm using it
A lot different than the site…you can ‘z’ through the comments with a “next comment” button and it only loads 200 comments at a time by default. Also locked to portait view, so if you have a phone with a slide out keyboard, it’s kind of disorienting. Overall, way better than the mobile site.
by fightingengineer on Dec 20, 2011 3:26 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yep, it's not bad.
I like it much better than using the web version.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
android app?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
Yu FAQ by Goldstein on BP
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=15705
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
x
It led to one hell of a fun night on Twitter, but much of that came because there was no leak. While that might be shocking in the age of the 24/7 media cycle, there was no room to leak. The Nippon Ham Fighters simply had a number to consider (they were going to accept anything—they’re broke). They didn’t know which team submitted the winning bid. Neither of the favored teams, the Rangers or the Toronto Blue Jays, knew if they submitted the winning bid. The only leak could have come from the MLB offices, and when there is only one potential leaker, things tend not to leak.
WHOPPERS!
I wonder
Do I love you - or the thought of you?
Too much stuff to read about Yu!
omg… be back in a while
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Seeing that we're 4 days away from X-Mas, here's a little ditty.....
Yu better watch out, Yu better not cry
Yu better not pout I’m telling Yu why
John Daniels is coming to town.
He’s making a list, he’s scouting them twice
Gonna find out if Yu likes fried rice
Thad Levine is coming to town
He sees Yu when he’s pitching
He knows if he’s an ace
He knows if Yu’s been bad or good, so be good for goodness grace
Yu better watch out, Yu better not cry
Yu better not pout I’m tellin’ Yu why
Import TORP is co-mi-ng toooooooooooooooooo TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Say Ho! Say Ho! Say Ho! Say Ho!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 8:15 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
That would be a pretty badass jersey to get.
I think it actually costs less than most big name player jerseys I’ve seen over here
although if you do try to order one...
remember that their sizing tends to be a bit smaller than our own…
I clicked on different things and finally got to an information screen
They only ship in Japan.
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
you should email patrick newman
the NPB Tracker dude. i bet he knows a site that ships to the US!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 8:30 AM CST up reply actions
home is way better
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
It may be my lucky day.
My best friend is in Japan right now visiting family. If we hurry up and sign him before the 10th I may pop and get him to pick me one up!
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
?!?!
In a homogenous Japanese culture, Darvish always stood out. It made him a natural headline grabber, from his underage cigarette smoking to his nude magazine pictorial to his divorce from a Japanese pop star.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Calling Japanese culture homogeneous seems odd to me.
They always seemed like they have such a wide variety of weird shit to be called that.
They're all into the same weird shit.
Like tentacle porn
by blakethegr8 on Dec 20, 2011 11:13 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
and Hello Kitty
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Dude.........
This guy is going to fit in PERFECTLY in the states!!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
Who was the Japanese pop star?
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
On Nov. 11, 2007 — he also wears No. 11 — Darvish wed Saeko, a pin-up staple in popular Japanese comic magazines, in what the tabloids called a shotgun marriage. (They had their first baby in March 2008). Their pending divorce dominates Japanese entertainment news.
also from that article
"When Mr. (Paul) Godfrey was the president of the Blue Jays, we used to tell him, ‘Why don’t you get a Japanese player?’" said Mitsu Ito, an 87-year-old secretary and long-time Jays season ticket holder. "He said the Blue Jays can’t afford it."
As it turns out, not much has changed.
YU'RE BURYING THE LEAD
At 18, Darvish earned a bad-boy reputation when he was caught smoking —illegal in Japan for minors —at a pachinko hall (a sort of arcade and gambling parlour) by a photographer for a tabloid magazine. A year later, he posed nude for a magazine.
On Nov. 11, 2007 — he also wears No. 11 — Darvish wed Saeko, a pin-up staple in popular Japanese comic magazines, in what the tabloids called a shotgun marriage. (They had their first baby in March 2008). Their pending divorce dominates Japanese entertainment news.
"Daru," as he’s affectionately known by the Japanese, is a huge brand.
He has an instructional iPhone app that teaches how to throw 10 types of breaking pitches; a pop CD — the title translates roughly to "Manly Crying" and the cover shows Darvish with a single tear — and merchandise, including perfume and Swarovski charms. All his goods are listed on his blog, Thoughts of Yu, as sold out.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I definitely would've bought that CD
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 20, 2011 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
There has to be youtubes of his songs, right?
Right?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I don't know if there's anyway to check that...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm doing a youtube search of his name in kanji
but nothing yet.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I've done various google searches.
Notta.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
You're welcome.
wait, what was the question?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
DAAAYYUUUMM
I wish she would come over here too
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
This made me laugh harder than maybe it should have.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
by vfn on Dec 20, 2011 8:51 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
that postal worker looks a little shady.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 8:55 AM CST up reply actions
He's probably peddling that drugs
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
"See what had happened was....."
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 9:05 AM CST up reply actions
that's FedEx, dude
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
THEY DON'T EVEN FIT
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu want it all, but Yu can't have it!
It’s in your face, but you can’t grab it!!!!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 8:59 AM CST reply actions
IANF was tagged in some new photos yesterday on facebook
I can see why some of you are gaga over his sister. She is cute.
Except he must have untagged himself
They’re not there now. Ah well.
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
They sure did
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
funny to me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
You hear about it all the freaking tiime...
those little private planes are death traps
http://www.dentonrc.com/sharedcontent/dws/drc/localnews/stories/DRC_Plane_crash_1220.3565179b3.html
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's usually the pilot way more than the plane.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Dec 20, 2011 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
I can believe that.
Doesn’t change the fact that if I never have to ride in one of those planes, it will be too soon.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, I love planes and I'm not sure I ever want to fly small aircraft.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Dec 20, 2011 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
RIP Big Bopper, Ritchie Valens and Buddy Holly.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
Goooooodbye, baby
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Quiet in the morning thread too.
Much less hoopla than I anticipated… maybe everyone is spent from the 3000 comments last night.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I tell YU, I'm suffering...from a hangover!
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
get that GD dog outta here.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
That is such a horrible scene
Love that movie but that scene is tough to watch and I think the dog howling has a LOT to do with it.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 20, 2011 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Self titled is a top ten favorite album
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Learned how to play the bass guitar (and subsequently the guitar) listening to that CD.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The bass and drums on all their albums are filthy.
If my drums weren’t packed up in the garage, I would race home this afternoon to play some Evil Empire.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Bulls On Parade just came on shuffle
Good call.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I thought I was the coolest mother fucker on the planet when I wore my nuns with guns t-shirt.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
I've got Down Rodeo on. That Tom Morello, you guys.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
What is your opinion of Street Sweeper Social Club?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
I've never listened.
Only Morello project I’ve really enjoyed outside of Rage has been his Nightwatchman stuff, if only because I didn’t expect him to have that voice.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's very Morello
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWc0IJLGi0U
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
It's a good, IMO
I liked Ghetto Blaster a little more than the LP.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I still don't have that.
I’d forgotten about it.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Love the extended guitar solo remix of Promenade.
and the covers are fun.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I like Promenade a lot too.
Wasn’t there an LL Cool J cover?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Yeah, they covered "Mama Said Knock You Out"
and MIA’s “Paper Planes”
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Nice
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Where people ain't seen a brown skin man since their grand parents bought one?
by Texas Jihad on Dec 20, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
*EEE EEE EEE EEE EEE EEE EEE EEE EEE EEE EEE EEE EEE EEE EEE EEE *
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Man, I cannot tell you how many times I listened to Evil Empire between classes my freshman year at UT.
I just know that it was a lot.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Oh man...there's some memories.
Rattling the windows of my roommate’s ’87 Brougham in the Jester parking garage with Down Rodeo.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Those were the days.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
my pregame hockey music back in the day
Cake’s “The Distance” followed by Rage’s “Bulls” and the one about turning up the radio
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
naw, fuck it
turn it off
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
that would be Guerrilla Radio awesome tune
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Actually, the one he's quoting is Vietnow.
Guerilla Radio is “Lights out, Guerilla Radio; turn that shit up!”
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
well damn
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Now Bombtrack came up...
Are you controlling my iPod?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
The Ticket is always worth a listen...
“THEY DON’T TALK ABOUT SPORTS HARF HARF HARF”
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
good times for sure
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I don't know, it seems like he is getting more comfortable
which is when Gordo pounces!
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 20, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
Oh dear God no.
That’s almost fanny pack territory.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
this shouldn't even be a question
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I didn't think so either...
But it’s polarizing at work. The guys a little bit older than me all have one.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Heres your problem
The guys a little bit older than me all have one.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
heh good point
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
But I didn't figure the age difference would be a factor since it's so minimal, it's within 10 years.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
Maybe not then, but the guys I've known to have one are all old except one.
But younger one I know that has one has it for a job where he’s constantly on his feet and wants to listen to his iPod.
Outside of him it’s all old people. Like fanny packs.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
That's what I'm gathering...
i don’t even have a protector for my phone.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:13 AM CST up reply actions
Absolutely not
Mine’s in my pocket.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 20, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
why are you even asking?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Curiosity...
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
My dad has one.
You should try to avoid being like my dad fashion-wise as much as possible.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Dude...
I said no. I was just wondering out loud how everybody else felt.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
You're wearing one right now, aren't you?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
DUDE IT SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE BEEN ASKED
SHOULD I WEAR A FANNY PACK?
SHOULD I WEAR A PHONE BELT HOLSTER?
SHOULD I BE 90?!
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Dec 20, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
*cries uncontrollably*
A burden should never be something out of your control.
by benjihana on Dec 20, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Ease up on the coke there bud.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Dec 20, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
these made me laugh a lot
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I think I'm gonna get a fanny pack and a holster just to troll LSB...
It’s kinda my thing, anyway.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
I'm gonna put the belt holster on the strap of the fanny pack.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
Bahahahaha
Tuck your Tommy Hilfiger polo shirt into a pair of jeans with no belt, too.
DO IT
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Fuck that noise, that's respectable...
I’m gonna tuck my tommy hilfiger polo into my jorts with a belt.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
That's respectable?
Oh god, you are wearing a belt holster
A burden should never be something out of your control.
With the extra tucked under.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
Ponytail
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--iorange555 8/23/2011
Under AND into your front pocket.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 20, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
Nice.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
Sigh
My dad does this. He will also occasionally sport the cowboy boots with it. I think he just does it to piss my mom off.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I think I'm gonna do stuff like this now...
I’m locked down for the rest of my life, might as well have some fun and piss off the old lady.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
Do it!
One of his best looks (he does it while mowing the lawn) is to go with the dirty wife beater tucked into jorts with no belt. Cowboy boots with tube socks all the way up to just below the knees. The wife beater really accentuates the beer belly.
It’s one of my all time favorites.
Honey Badger don't give a shit!
I dressed like this at one point.
Had the sideburns too.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I could never grow sideburns, but I dressed like that, too.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
The 90's, you guys
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Fuck this noise...
Girbaud son.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
Z. Cavaricci, son.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
I ain't that old bro.
Go get your fanny pack.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
HYPERCOLOR
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Oh, front butts.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Man...
Life before low cut waistlines was all kinds of terrible.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
Where is Shannen Doherty hand?
God that picture brings back some middle school memories.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
i went to a school once
and the “after lunch” portion was entitled “carrying your weapon safely and covertly when off duty.” The instructor walked in wearing a swat competition t-shirt, super tight jeans, a flat top, aviators and a fanny pack. I am seriously not kidding when he started off by saying “now I’m off duty going to the fair or Wal Mart or what have you. Not in my uniform, but I betcha can’t tell I’m a cop. I’m carrying a gun, but I betcha don’t know where it is.” It. Was. Classic.
#Oklahoma
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
one of our old firearms instructors who just retired
wears a vest everywhere. like he’s looking for Dr. Livingston
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
You were just asking for a friend, huh?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, that's it...
A. Friend…
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
belt phone holster - the bastard son of the fanny pack.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
yes
YES!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Staff Christmas lunch today
And my first workout with a trainer tonight.
Something tells me these two things shouldn’t go together, but …. oh well.
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 10:04 AM CST reply actions
Eat lots of shitty for you food.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think I can eat any more cream cheese or sour cream based dips.
I love dairy, but this is starting to get to me, and it’s not even Christmas yet.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I had Christmas at my folks house last weekend...
Almost face fucked the entire platter of deviled eggs.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Our potluck is tomorrow.
Cajun style.
I’m splitting a Popeyes Turkey with another guy at work. Bold, cajun flavors.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
How are those?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
I've never had it, but I hear good things.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's Popeyes. How bad can it be?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Good answer.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
popeyes turkey?
what is thiS?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
You didnt know about Dublin DP being at Chicken E, and you don't know Popeyes makes holiday turkeys?
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
i had zero clue
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Ya sheltered fuck.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
My sister told me it didn't come cooked...
Was that bitch lying to me?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
how much is it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
35 I think, after tax?
I gave the guy 17.50, anyway.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The Ragin' Cajun!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
Serpenthead
/his wife
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 20, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
He's one of the few politicos I like merely for the "Old School" factor.
I like some of his books as well.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
Exactly...I have a true love/hate feeling regarding Carville....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 20, 2011 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
still need to do christmas shopping
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
dude its gonna suck ass
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I did all of my Christmas shopping on Amazon
Everyone’s presents are here ready to be wrapped and I didn’t leave my apartment.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
yea i'm not smart
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I did a lot of my shopping online too
Zappos
Amazon
Calendars.com
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
It's for the people you don't like.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
There's nothing wrong with getting a calendar as a gift
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
But there is
That’s a lame gift IMHO
BUT I HATE LINEARITY
A burden should never be something out of your control.
You are not on my shopping list
So, you’re safe.
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 10:43 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Not at all...Just ribbin' ya.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Good deals and selection
That’s where I got gifts for two of my close friends. Nothing wrong with it, but I should have known I’d get a snarky response from you.
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
I'd personally hate to get one
And the snarky response has nothing to do with it being you, just that it’s a calendar
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Meh
To each, his/her own. But I guarantee my friends will be happy.
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
I like calendars with puppies on them
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
YES!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
wait..don't open the link?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
thanks for nothing, assbag
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
true
they will live in my heart forever. thank you.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I have to go to the mall today...
It’s my first time having to go to a place of commerce all season.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:18 AM CST up reply actions
And you waited until one of the worst possible days
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Meh...I only have to go once.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
I only have one present to buy
My family in the US doesn’t expect anything (my first year back I’m going to have to get them all kick ass gifts to make up for these years), so it’s just for the wife…
but I have no fucking clue what she wants.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Get her a bowling ball.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
spa day is what I'm getting mine
along w/ a lotion/soap gift basket so she’ll have something to open. Never got her a Spa day before. Hopefully she’ll like it.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
And don't jack off with it until after you give it to her...
That’s just rude.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:46 AM CST up reply actions
But it could be the perfect gift tease
shock wife: “Honey, you smell amazing tonight, what is that….”
shock: “Just wait till Christmas honey”
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
wow this subthread went downhilll quick
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I've found a high probability of success with spa packages.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
An infant.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
down to just my Dad
and he’s easy… I’ll get him some Eagles albums or something and he’ll be happy
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
X
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Dec 20, 2011 10:21 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
YES
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 20, 2011 10:22 AM CST up reply actions
this is glorious
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I want to print this out and bring it to CJ's return to Arlington.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
stick it on his locker
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I can't see the pic.
Please describe.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
CJ photoshopped on the Why Can't I Hold All These Limes guy
saying “Why Can’t I, Hold All These Walks?”, with BB substituted for limes
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
wicked.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
what is that originally from?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
...of 15 leagues?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 20, 2011 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Wooooo...
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 20, 2011 11:16 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of which; I'm in the semis in my league. Would any of you switch anyone in my line up, or stay as is?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i wouldnt play DThomas
easily put in dez there
maybe put in tate if he is expected to get most of the carries
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Man, I don't know.
Dez has gotten few looks the past couple weeks, whereas Tebow seems to ALWAYS look for Thomas. Plus, I worry about Philly’s D coming to life against the Cowboys moreso than Buffalo v. Denver.
Also, LOL my opponent just put in Tebow. Goddamnit, I’m going to get eliminated, aren’t I?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Tebow Time
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
play dez
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 10:43 AM CST up reply actions
Carrying 3 QBs in the goddamn playoffs?
What is this MADNESS?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Is it a keeper league?
because between that and Matt Forte, it’s kind of wuuuut
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Nope.
He traded for Forte, who ended up getting hurt. He had Sproles before the trade.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Nicks pissed me off so bad these last few weeks
No one more frustrating in fantasy.
JUST PASS IT TO HIM YOU DUMB HILLBILLY.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'd be tempted to put in Dez for Thomas
and to try and work Tate in… but I’ve had exactly 0 of these players this year, so.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Dec 20, 2011 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Bro...Stafford and Mojo to the ship
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Real talk.
If only I had some consistent WR play.
Nicks has been closest, but fuck Eli Manning.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Fitz and Marshall have been consistently mediocre.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I see you also have McFadden.
Let me be the first to say that I hope he takes another week to heal. Michael Bush saved my season.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Oh he's not coming back
I don’t speak French but I’m pretty sure Lisfranc translates roughly to “Wasted first round draft pick.”
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I'd consider Cin DEF replacing BALT
…but that’s just me.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 20, 2011 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
I put up a fight this week.
I am not displeased with my team.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Dec 20, 2011 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
For a minute I was wondering if I had a miraculous comeback in me
Then Rice didn’t do so much, so I lost hope for that. Ah well.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Dec 20, 2011 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
Witt, check this out
TABC is going down:
http://brewednotbattered.wordpress.com/2011/12/20/judgment-day-authentic-beverage-v-tabc/
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Dec 20, 2011 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
Well
Its pretty significant that we can now:
Tell the public where to get our beer and the labeling laws are getting straightened out. Can’t tell you what a huge thing this is for us.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Dec 20, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
Also, I want you to include some of those awesome descriptors on your beer.
My favorite is “Pre-war Strength”. I want to drink about 12 of those.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Dec 20, 2011 12:34 PM CST up reply actions
Well
we have a Strong Ale in the works so that’ll have to do.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Dec 20, 2011 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not downplaying that aspect.
Seeing “TABC is going down” and then reading the link was a bit of a let down.
Sorry about that
but it’s a big deal for us.
Literally any brick we can take down is huge.
by Whiskey in my Whiskey on Dec 20, 2011 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
Last night in one of my leagues a guy needed 9 points from Akers to win and make the championship
Well he only got 8
And the best part is Akers had made his 3rd FG but Pit was called for a controversial “leaping” penalty which gave SF a 1st and goal and they scored a TD instead so he only got the XP.
Went from guaranteeing himself at least $750 to now having to play the 2nd highest points for the year guy for 3rd place
So I went to the Doc for my quarterly appointment yesterday.
I get there, the parking lot is empty, and there’s a note on the door that says “Effective 12/19 Dr. Magnusson has retired and closed his office. Thank you for your understanding.”
What if I don’t?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 20, 2011 10:47 AM CST reply actions
Wow... seems like they could have called or sent out a post card or something.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
go to his house and ask him.... get drunk first.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 20, 2011 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
Sounds like displinary action from the state board to me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Disciplinary, what the fuck?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The dialect is on point, though.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
+1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 10:49 AM CST up reply actions
he's been suspended
for detaching monkey legs and arms and replacing them in the wrong spots. he’s playing god
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
this is the shit that angers me.
keep in mind that physicans VERY rarely discipline each other.
this guy is going to be practicing medicine again:
Pinckney, Cwanza Aretha, M.D., Lic. No. M6830, Houston
On November 4, 2011, the Board and Cwanza Aretha Pinckney, M.D., entered into an Agreed Order publicly reprimanding Dr. Pinckney and requiring her to comply with DEA requirements that restrict her from treating chronic pain and require her to make quarterly reports to the DEA detailing the total number of prescriptions for controlled substances. In addition, the Order restricts Dr. Pinckney from prescribing or administering any controlled substances or dangerous drugs except as medically necessary for treatment of inpatients in an emergency room where Dr. Pinckney has privileges and requires Dr. Pinckney to pass within one year and within three attempts the Medical Jurisprudence Exam; complete within one year 24 hours of CME including eight hours in medical record-keeping, eight hours in identifying drug-seeking behavior and eight hours in ethics;Â undergo an independent medical evaluation by an approved psychiatrist and comply with recommended care and treatment; and pay an administrative penalty of $11,000 within 180 days. The Board found Dr. Pinckney failed to meet the standard of care, violated Board Rules by operating a pain clinic owned by a non-physician, prescribed to a known abuser of narcotic drugs; and that Dr. Pinckney and those working under her supervision non-therapeutically prescribed the same or a similar combination to narcotics, benzodiazepines and/or carisoprodol to patien
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
at last dr. pinckney didn't kill michael jackson
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Great total guess by me, then.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I don't think you have a choice in the matter there, sasquatch.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:48 AM CST up reply actions
Which is fine, I guess.
He was about 8000 years old, and generally useless as far as figuring out what was causing issues, and now that I’ve moved I need to find a new doc anyway, but I’d have appreciated a heads up.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 20, 2011 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
He's retiring to focus on his World's Strongest Man competition training.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Shit.
Good news, Aquawife said that Darvish is too feminine to be on her list. I think I dodged a bullet there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Well
I’ve given my wife free pick from any Ranger she wants. I figure if she leaves me for one, I’ll get the kids and some sweet ass alimony checks
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Alimony doesn't exist in Texas.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
And your wife will just pumped and dumped
by Texas Jihad on Dec 20, 2011 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
You wood?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 20, 2011 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
well, time to call the real estate agent then....
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
My wife was furious when Tommy Hunter was traded.
Bitched that with him and Smoak gone there was no one left to look at.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 20, 2011 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
I think my girlfriend wants to get gang banged by the entire Stars roster save for a few players.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
knowing hockey players
you should not allow her to communicate that to them…
by grn_lantern on Dec 20, 2011 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Meh...
I’d be honored actually.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 11:11 AM CST up reply actions
Hockey players are serially plow the field more than NBA NFL or MLB?
Please.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
...Tommy Hunter?
Smoak? What do Yu look like?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
large and beardy, yes.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 20, 2011 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
I would totally let my significant other bang Kinsler
Hamilton, Darvish or Beltre.
I would feel honored.
what about Dutch?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Mustache ride, anyone?
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 20, 2011 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
I can think of better looking players than Hunter and Smoak
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
Ogando
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
My wife would probably follow Ian Kinsler to another team.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
So, I heard something great happened yesterday.
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 10:54 AM CST reply actions
Yup.
The fifth dentist caved. Now they’re all recommending Trident.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Dec 20, 2011 10:54 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Family Guy?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
nice
Friends: Chandler
Seňor Octubre
by Baseball North on Dec 20, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
I woke up this morning hearing about how Jon Bon Jovi died.
What the hell is the story with that?
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
He's alive.
Hoax.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Bummer...
His music fucking blows.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
WHOA LIVING ON A PRAYER !!!!
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
WHITE PEOPLE KARAOKE!!
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
haha no doubt
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
So so horrible.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
/Blue Jays fans
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Dec 20, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
Yu got what I need.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Do we just need to do a "Yu pun" funpost...
just get it all out of our system?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
what are Yu talking about?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Yu, sir, are correct.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Yu were born to be my baby
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
IT'S MY LIFE!
IT’S NOW OR NEVER…I DON’T WANNA LIVE FOREVER. I JUST WANNA LIVE WHILE I’M ALIVE…..
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I saw it on my facebook but was afraid to click.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
Stars keep winning?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yup...Stars won.....
Oh, yeah….and YU DARVISH!!!!!!!!!!!
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 20, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE OT
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
U so mad.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
Heh, not me...
I was loving all of it.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
Heh....you made me scroll up to make sure this was the OT thread....
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 20, 2011 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
I was enjoying some....natural essence.....last night while watching the game.
That was fun.
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
Is this a fapping joke?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Nope.
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
hey Worley...
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Good sir, I was enjoying some lovely herbal teas and natural supplements.
B-12, ginseng, stuff like that.
What did you think I meant.
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
heh
not about that. I want you to folloe me on twitter so we can chat about hockey. you can’t see my tweets even if i tweet at you because my shit is protected. @human_man282 and @greggcalhoun
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Ah...gotcha. Hold on a sec.
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
it's not super urgent..just whenever so we can talk great game
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
it is not
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Gotcha. Send me a tweet pretty much any time and I'll respond.
I’m up to chat hockey whenever, brah
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
i like hockey
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Except you never watch it.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
see his reply
fucker is never around when you try to engage him
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
during games
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
The man needs to prioritize better.
I believe I’ve told him this many times via Twitter.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
i will when i'm on night shift
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Ok, followed both.
Are you both of those?
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
i am human_man
i may or may not be gregg. i can neither confirm or deny
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Also a total closet case, I heard.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
heh
he’s doing some experimental stuff right now. you guys
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Is unconfirmed
/Evan Grant
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
No idea why Squirtle is agressive, but I laughed anyway.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 20, 2011 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
The fuck's a squirtle?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
I think its a Pokemon, but I'm old I could be mistaken.
Maybe the turtle looking one?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 20, 2011 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
You're right.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
X
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Dec 20, 2011 11:04 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
THE SQUIRTLE SQUAD.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
First gym is rock, weakness is water
a better choice would have been Bulbasaur, since he beats both the first two gyms.
Shut up.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Dec 20, 2011 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
charmander was the aggressive one
Josey Wales: "And if you think intangibles really do exist, how in the F could you vote Ellsbury as the MVP?"
Adam J. Morris: "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."
I don't mind the sun sometimes.......
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 10:59 AM CST reply actions
I still can't believe that this is happening.
I really thought we were out of this.
by Perfect Zero on Dec 20, 2011 11:07 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Got any Vanilla Ice lines you wanna drop?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 11:08 AM CST up reply actions
Until I saw the tweet from Passan I never believed.
Really thought it was the Jays.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
It was a lot like the Cliff Lee thread (except....no airplanes)....
A lot of rumors but then one reliable source comes out…then another and another…and then final confirmation.
"I never argue with people who say that baseball is boring, because baseball is boring. And then, suddenly, it isn’t. And that’s what makes it great." - Joe Posnanski
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Dec 20, 2011 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
same here....I didn't get my hopes up but i'm fucking pumped now.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Best thing about working in West Ft. Worth?
My office on the seventh floor is buzzed daily by the aircraft at Carswell NFB. Hye Ghostrider – the pattern is never full! Buzz my tower any day!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 11:07 AM CST reply actions
Awesome.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
So...I gotsa 3.5 pound chuck roast that's too big for my crock pot.
Can I do slow & low in a roasting pan in the oven? What temp? 225?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I do mine at 300 for around 3-4 hours.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
When I do a roast with pork shoulder...
cook it the absolute lowest you can… my toaster oven goes down to 200, for like 5 hours, and then do like 20 minutes at 450 to crisp up the outside.
TUrns out awesome.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I'm memorizing this...
What kinda rub do you use?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 11:14 AM CST up reply actions
Stubbs BBQ Spice
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Roast in the toaster oven?
I’m sure it’s delicious, just a funny mental image.
Anger logic's so great I kinda forget what we saw in regular logic in the first place.
by colonialbob on Dec 20, 2011 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
Well it's a toaster oven but it's a really big, really nice one.
We cook almost everything in it because our regular gas oven is kind of old and not always consistent when it comes to temperatures.
Really awesome at slow cooking stuff, I always do braises and what not in there, and it has a dehydrate function where I make jerky too.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
you can always cut it up into chunks and throw it in the crockpot....
sometimes ill get a chuck roast and cut into shishkabob type pieces and throw all the pieces in a crockpot.. with 1/2 cup of merlot 1/2 cup of water.. and a lipton onion soup packet….
its the tits.
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 20, 2011 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Still not sure it would fit
what with veggies and all.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
200-225
hour 15 to hour 30 per pound
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
Aight.
Ima do this.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Stick a fork in it and twist. When it twists easily it should be done.
Or 185-190 on an internal thermometer.
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"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
this.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
I know I was talking shit about Paul Simon the other day
But that cat writes a great fucking song.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Hi Dr. Nick!
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I've only been listening to half the news
but I think the Rangers traded Martin Perez and Mike Olt for Dice-K
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
your socialist. government-run newspapers have it slightly wrong
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Someone went and did it
posted Yu Nude pics on the expectations thread
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
He is quite dreamy, I suppose.
If you’re into tiny wangs and all.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Dec 20, 2011 11:37 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU'RE BACK BRO
your FB tweets were funny. moar of that
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I'm very, very begrudgingly starting to tweet.
Right now I view it more as a chore like doing the dishes than something desirable.
Probably cause I don’t really see the point if I only have like 5 followers who can read anything I do.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Dec 20, 2011 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
it shall grow
heh
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
TWSS.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Dec 20, 2011 12:31 PM CST up reply actions
Just laying low and popping up intermittently
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Dec 20, 2011 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
exactly
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
People posting about Keurig coffee makers in the last thread
I see why they’re cool and I get why a coffee drinker would like it.
But, isn’t it totally wasteful to do individual cartons for each cup? Do you throw them away after every use? And don’t you have to buy those things all the time? Are they not way more expensive than buying a can of coffee grounds?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
If you're clever, you can do one carton for more than one cup.
Keurig never tells you these things.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
meh,
After one cup, it starts getting really weak and watered down.. it’s pretty much just one K-cup per cup of coffee.
+1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
we have a senseo
which is a one cup maker somewhat similar to the Keurig. We just bought a new coffee maker from wal mart that uses regular coffee grounds and lets you make a single cup at a time or a whole pot. Far more economical.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
My problem is that it doesn't look like my travel mugs will fit under the spout.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
There are tons of websites where you can get the K cups in bulk
and save about 50-60% on what you would spend in a grocery store on the same amount.
Shame on all of you.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I know this is going to get ugly, but oh well....
The Yu Darvish Pun Sweepstakes is up and running…….
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Dec 20, 2011 11:43 AM CST reply actions
Oh no yu didn't.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Holland is going to have a mullet
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
Hmm, the Borderlands full bundle is on PSN for $19.99
I think that’s a purchase.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
for IANF
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Funny signs for Saturday's Cowboys Game against Eagles
Go
A burden should never be something out of your control.
FUCK YOU, EAGLES
CHOKE ON A DICK AND DIE
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
by Bob Loblaw on Dec 20, 2011 12:28 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
rec
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 12:32 PM CST up reply actions
are you going to another Cowboys game?
I would like to live your life of opulence for a weekend. And you could take care of my kids and watch a bunch of dumb shit on my dvr and drink yourself to sleep. kinda like “Trading Places”
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
well then
super opulence
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
keeping your season tickets when you are in NYC?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
nice!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
And going to try to go to the Meadowlands game as well since I'm there.
But I hate going into Jersey
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Hey Dog Killer:
Burn in Hell.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
WARE IS GOING TO GRAB SOME VICK (NO ROMO)
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Hey Jerry!!
We have a real GM. How about YU!!??
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
I saw Charles Haley at the Y.
Hanging out in the weight room.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Dec 20, 2011 12:35 PM CST reply actions
was his giant dong hanging out in the weight room?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
how will that go with your racoon coat, bow tie and pennant?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
x
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
x
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
x
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
That is beyond awsome.
What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brush her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher
Goddamn, this is worse than a fanny pack and belt holster.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Nah...
Just a baseball cap for me, thanks. I couldn’t do that hat justice.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Ok, so I know I missed this convo....
But, what did everyone think of the DKR trailer? I saw the prologue and it was great, just now saw the actual trailer.
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 12:53 PM CST reply actions
is it a gooseneck? how many cattle will fit in there?
/durp
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I was impressed by Hines Ward's breakaway speed.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Dec 20, 2011 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Especially considering this is supposed to take place 8 years after The Dark Knight,
which I just assumed was set in present day times.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Dec 20, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
It's going to be interesting to see how they handle Batman returning after so long
And what the effect was of him leaving. Also…why did it take so long for Bane and Ra’s Al Ghul to strike with Batman out of the game?
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 1:02 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just happy I won't have to bite my tongue the entire time
when I want to stand up and scream “WHY THE FUCK WOULD MAGGIE GYLLENHALL BE ANYONE’S LOVE INTEREST, LET ALONE FUCKING BATMAN?!?!?!?!?!”
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I don't understand the hate for Maggie...
I know she’s not at the top of the food chain for Hollywood maidens, but she’s a great actress and much, much better than Katie effin’ Holmes.
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
She does seem to get a lot of hate around here.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
The most unnactractive woman in Hollywood?
Not even close BTO.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 1:22 PM CST up reply actions
No I wouldn't say that at all...
I’m just saying she needs to stay the fuck away from roles for pretty actresses.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I think she's easily EASILY in the top 10 least attractive women in Hollywood.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Andie McDowell
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
she kinda has an alright moment every now and again
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
So did Secretariat.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 20, 2011 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
you think a horse has been sexually attractive?
whoa there, buddy
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
In as much as SJP has.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 20, 2011 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
I would have sex with Sara Jessica Parker
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Sorry about that.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 20, 2011 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
I would too...
But she’s very unattractive compared to the company she keeps.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I have no problem with you two being into the Horseface Killah
but the attraction remains a mystery to me.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 20, 2011 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
NEVAR EVAR think that I said she's attractive.
I’m fucking SJP just to say I fucked SJP.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
wow...collecting trophies?
I’m makin love over here
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
There's a million uglies in hollywood that I wouldn't kick out of the bed.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
No she doesn't...
And I refuse to believe that Ferris Bueler can’t nail down a more respectable slampiece.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
She was not good in the role...
at all.
I said this a few days ago, but I think Nolan’s never really casted/directed women well.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
Don't call her that!
“It’s a laziness,” says Johansson, 27, her black ankle boot propped up on one of the Ritz-Carlton Central Park’s gilded coffee tables. “People can’t actually say the whole name? It’s just bizarre.” She tries shorthand sobriquets on other stars. How come Daniel Day-Lewis isn’t subjected to “like, ‘DaDay’? So Cate Blanchett is not, like, ‘CaBla’? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck” with a mangled moniker?
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/story/2011-12-15/Scarlett-Johansson/51976530/1
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Kinda mad I read this.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's not that we can't say it, it's that we don't want to spell it out.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Good point.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Hmmm.....Let's see.
Carrie-Anne Moss in Memento – I say B+
Hilary Swank in Insomnia – B-
Katie Holmes in Batman Begins – D-
Scarlett Johansson in Prestige – A+
Maggie Gylenhall in Dark Knight – B-
Ellen Page in Inception – C+
Anne Hathaway in DK Rises – ?
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
ScarJo was pretty good in that movie.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Yes sir.
Although that wasn’t a Nolan movie.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
I have an unnatural hatred for certain faces.
It’s completely inexplicable, but certain faces just trigger a response in my brain that sets me off.
Among these faces are Gyllenhall, Julianne Moore, Renee Zelwegger and Kathy Grffin.
All that withstanding, I think Maggie Gylenhall is honestly one of the most unattractive women I have ever seen in my life, and the fact the she was cast as the love interest for not one but two leading men is absurd and insulting.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Lmao...
So, I’m guessing you didn’t find Secretary to be a good film?
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't.
I didn’t at all.
And I like James Spader a lot.
But at least in that, she was playing a character that was more up her alley. She wasn’t supposed to be necessarily sexy, and she got off on being degraded because she’s not used to any sort of positive attention at all from men. So in that sense, I say good casting.
But again, it comes back to being cast as a leading woman who in this universe is in a love triangle with the 2 most powerful men in the city….come the fuck on!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
And those granny panties she wore in that movie made me want to vomit.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Stop lying to yourself.
I bet you ravage that butt.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
My gf loves that movie...
And because I couldn’t get past Maggie’s ugly face, I couldn’t figure out if I liked the movie.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
i don't get it
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
In the trailer, Bane blows up the Pittsburgh stadium during a game.
Hines Ward barely manages to beat out the imploding field as he runs for a touchdown.
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions
William is coming home Tuesday or Wednesday of next week.
It will be the first time since October 4 that my wife has been home. We’re hoping to bring our daughter back next weekend.
EVERYTHING IS COMING UP AQUAMAN.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
by Aqua on Dec 20, 2011 12:57 PM CST reply actions 11 recs
What happened to your daughter?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 20, 2011 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
She's been staying with my parents in Granbury.
We see her on the weekends.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Oh, I thought you had another kid, or she was in the hospital. Awesome!
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 20, 2011 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
the last line is genius
glad things are working out for your fam, bro
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Man that's good.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Good news, everyone!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Happy for Yu, brotha!!!
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 20, 2011 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Wooo!!!!
Treatment a success, or the magic of the Dutch-stache?
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Dec 20, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
IT'S SPREADING
Derek Holland @Dutch_Oven45 Close
Im excited we have got the rights to talk to YU but we have to wait till hes officially a ranger so YU sit back and YU relax and YU will see
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
needs to go in the Pun thread
Derek’s contribution is important
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Surprised?
Breaking News @BreakingNews
NCAA bans Ohio State University’s football program from postseason play next season – @DispatchAlerts bit.ly/vvu9T9
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Not at all.
And that’s a relatively light punishment.
I’m more interested in a TV ban (which they won’t do) or massive scholarship reductions (ditto).
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Apparently it's 9 scholarships over 3 years. That's not very many.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 20, 2011 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
what did USC get?
15 / year right?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
I think it was more than 20 over two seasons.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 20, 2011 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
too late for Arkansas.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Also, there's this. Whoa.
Legendary Columnist Bill Conlin Resigns Over Forthcoming Philly Inquirer Bombshell
The Philadelphia Inquirer’s top investigative reporter, Nancy Phillips, has written a story containing what we’re told are allegations of child molestation against sportswriter Bill Conlin, a longtime columnist at the rival Daily News. Conlin resigned just moments ago, according to a source at the Daily News.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
whoa indeed
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I guess celebrity child molesters come in threes as well.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Dec 20, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
Texas A&M offered the job to Mike Gundy?
Wow. I did not see that coming.
http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/article.aspx?articleid=20111220_202_B1_ULNSka56016
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
Just because
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
she's prbably not a very nice person
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
How did I not know about Jordan Carver until just now?????
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Basically SFW
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Batman will show up at the scene with a giant boner shooting through his codpiece
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Holy crap.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Holy giant boobs, Batman!
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
See this is the shit I'm talking about...
When Jordan Carter exists, I don’t understand how anybody likes Hendricks.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
shut your face
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
That's more like it Officer Bob.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 20, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
I would do a lot of things to get after Joan
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Carter is hotter...
You know, huge tits with a nice body. Not FAT FUCKING TITS TO GO WITH HER EXTRA 50lbs!
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
.
I SAID TO SHUT YOUR FACE
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Don't you do this me good man...
I’ve had your back yesterday when nobody else would.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
anyone who cannot understand that I would like to hug Joan is dead to me
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I hope you have extra long arms.
You know, to get around the fucking Michelin Woman.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Admit you were doo doo.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
me?
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Yes you.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
doo doo
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
My guess was octoberty...
but Loblaw makes more sense.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
It's the text size.
There’s not a simple way to increase your font size… it’s why you don’t see it that often.
doo doo did it once in an argument with poo poo… it’s Loblaw’s type of humor, the sigs… it all adds up.
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
YOU KNOW NOTHING
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Are you denying it?
"I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else." by Earl Weaver
(throws smoke bomb on ground, covers face with cape and makes silent escape as smoke fills the room)
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I usually take a leak as the turtle head is popping
And CS, B, taught my three yr old the term turtle head in the proper context
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Carver.
But yes, we finally found some common ground here, you and I.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
wow
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
richt
good dude.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 1:45 PM CST up reply actions
Uproxx is pretty much completely a Community themed blog now,
but this is awesome and worth checking out if you want to feel even more depressed about it’s eventual demise.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
What I've been reading is that incredible backlash from fans to NBC
Has led many to believe it’s going to be renewed for a 4th season.
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
BUT THERE'S NO LAUGH TRACK!!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Oh...right.
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by Brandon Worley on Dec 20, 2011 1:56 PM CST up reply actions
I'm listening to the Musers from the unticket
Gordo is making Doocey soooooo uncomfortable with JJT twitter talk. it’s so awesome
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Misreading that last sentence is an easy thing to do.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
x
BreakingNews Breaking News
NASA’s Kepler spacecraft discovers pair of planets the size of Earth orbiting a distant star – @NYTimes nyti.ms/vQHVey
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
We need boots on the ground!
/Perry
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
9 stars, 9 planets, 9% planet tax rate!
/Cain
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The fuck does a backup goalie have anything to do with it?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Anyone know of anything worth doing for New Years in Dallas?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Victory Plaza party after the game?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I've never done that before.
But mainly because I like to be stationary on NYE so I would just go to the game and when it’s over at 10 I got to wherever I’m wanting to get tossed, and lose my keys.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
like salad tossed?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
i went there last year
it was PACKED
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
BRO!
What was up with you finally calling me back at like 1:45 in the morning on Saturday!?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
what was up with YOU not answering my calls (multiple)
i would have come to hang out!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
bulllllllllllllllllllllllllshit!
I have Mateo as a witness and a phone that shows no missed calls from you all night.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
wrong
i texted matteo!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
i called him multiple times before i texted you
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
u got the invite to the lake no?
"God dammit TAG I swear to God if you keep this "It was a close play" shit up all night I will send you cookies made from my own shit" -River Fenix 8/26/2011
"this is a big reason I decided not to convert to Islam now if it was 72 skanks? Different story, my friend" Bob Loblaw 9/2/2011
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 20, 2011 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
I did get that and it was very nice of her to include me.
I just figured I’d end up being “the random creeper who keeps biting people and trying to get people to go for a triple kiss.”
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
You did ask like 12 different people at the tailgate to triple kiss.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I think I'm better off not knowing what that is
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
Not nearly as scandalous as I was beginning to imagine
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Nope. Just clean, good ol fun for everyone.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Did you first hear about it by watching some reality show on MTV in the early/mid nineties?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I'm sure it was one of the earlier seasons of The Real World, yeah.
But only within the last couple years has my drunken alter ego taken it upon himself to chant this repeatedly.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I would do this
with Elvis and Kinsler
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
this reminds me of my 30th birthday party
or rather the ‘afterparty’.
/fun times
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I hear the ladies go crazy over Electric Okra
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
indeed
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
yeah
2 were me and TDT
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Well you were alienating everyone else with your incessant making out.
Wait, that was Rodney and TDT
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Did your pants see movement because of it?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I got a little action, too.
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 20, 2011 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
So, when I leave San Diego, and come home for a few weeks in May
I’ll bring my poster-sized dry erase board for a tailgate or something
Axe Em Rangers is Big Foot.
It worked out pretty well for Max.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Yes, Max and I will be the primary providers of the lulz
I’ll provide the board so Max has a full board instead of half dry-erase
Axe Em Rangers is Big Foot.
So me and the wifey were at the park with the three year old not too long ago...
And I’m pushing her on the swing. Well being 3 years old physics foresight escape her from time to time. She jumps out of the swing while it’s on it’s way back and just stands there and before me or her mom can grab it it swings back down and BOOM hits her in the face and knocks her to the ground. Me and her mother just laugh.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Ed. note-
She didn’t cry or get hurt,that’s why it was hilarious. Well that and she looked drunk.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
My three year old broke his femur two summers ago doing the same thing
Asshole!
(not really)
(but true story)
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Obviously you don't give him enough calcium...
Not my fault you’re a horrible careless parent.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
WHAT A MONSTER
WHAT THE FUCK WAS SHE DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
She learned the lesson. Now she mows the yard while I play with the kids
But only when kitchen-duty is done and that place is spotless
"Sarah Palin...She met the wombshifter."
Yeah...
I feel like the paper work is just semantics.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
so question
if i have a preauth charge from somewhere (tried to buy a ticket to a movie @ northpark sat night @ a kiosk, but it wouldnt work) — how long should it take to clear? or how do i get it “off” of my account?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
ended up paying cash instead of using card, because none of the kiosks would work right
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe 5 days.
I’ve got two charges like that for trying to buy gas at the local gas station.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 20, 2011 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
ugh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Yikes...
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 2:17 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Hahaha.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
he lives!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
Hey, how are yu?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Damn...
Yu really are being a poor sport about this.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
YEAH!! WHO THE HELL DO YU THINK YU GUYS ARE!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
see, matchstick
it’s easy to made big fonts. even joey did it
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Why didn't the Jays win the bidding?
Why is anything the way it is?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Liten up
Try Bud Dry
"wanna make love in the snow? ill call you a snowl angel and then put a carrot in your mouth and a butt on your nose"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Dec 3, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
by Suicide Prince on Dec 20, 2011 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Flagged as inappropriately big text.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
needs moar fanposts apologizing
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Oh, he mad.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKING JOSEPH FUCKING KIRBY IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE YALL
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
hey bro
i shouted out to you on twitter last night.
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
here
@human_man282: I’m sorry, Joseph Kirby. You still have HIMYM and fries with gravy
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
A BTO I can get behind
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I don't know if it is underrated but it is certainly good
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 20, 2011 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
fortunately, yes.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
They still haven't apologized for Celeine Dion...
Fucking pricks.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
I'm good, just got back from playing some basketball.
I dunno if you’ve been lurking around here, but you’ve been missed.
Axe Em Rangers is Big Foot.
Ahaha nice!
Ahaha I’ve looked around a bit, thanks, you guys been chatting about me lots while I was gone?
Well, the past couple of weeks or so, I've seen a lot of
Where’s Joey Kirby? Did he die? blah blah hah
Axe Em Rangers is Big Foot.
You need to leave for a few weeks and come back as the ghostofJoeyKirby
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 2:59 PM CST up reply actions
hahaha that would have been fantastic.
Your first post could have detailed your demise, and how you’re stuck in some sort of limbo waiting for the journey into eternity
Axe Em Rangers is Big Foot.
I just squirted salsa all over my undershirt
i mad
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
mexican food salsa. the kind you eat. it was from the back end of the taco i had not properly sealed up
this is not helping
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
Salsa?
Suuuuure.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Personal experience?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Half of a personal experience?
How does that work?
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
memory repression
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
I forget how many people I've told around here that I'm half mexican.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
NOTE FOR THE NEXT TAILGATE:
If bigtill offers to bring “salsa,” say no!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Mansalsa, maybe.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
The old guy I work with likes to read his spam email out loud.
Just read: “Superpowers for your manhood? Does that mean I get to put a cape down there? Maybe a mask?”
What the hell?
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
So are you the guy that tells everyone about the old guy who likes to reads his spam emails out loud?
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
I guess that makes me that guy.
I like pretty dark haired women and breakfast food. - Ron Swanson
by Axe Em Rangers on Dec 20, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions
Loblaw, should I become a cop?
How long does that shit take? I dont have much patience.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Sounds perfect.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
by bigtill2002 on Dec 20, 2011 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
God I bet I would be amazed at who is behind the wheel of most police cars.
No offense Gregg or Witt.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
depends
the hiring process can take 2-8ish months, depending on how many applicants, when the academy target date is, etc
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Actually, I don't mind Jason Segel's junk " - Micah
If you make it to the force, I'm leaving this planet.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Certainly whichever state he was hired in.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Just don't do what my friend's brother-in-law did
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 2:39 PM CST up reply actions
Brilliant!
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
Exactly.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
that's just what we need
impatient cops
/don’t taze me, bro
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I would taze the fuck out of everyone I came in contact with.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Unless they specifically said "Don't taze me, bro."
Then I would respect that.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
oh yeah, you have to
it’s in the Constiution
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
No one in here is going to care, but I'll give it a crack.
I don’t know what to make of it, but i like it for the Coyotes mainly because they pick up the 2nd rounder with Rundblad for a guy that doesn’t want to be there.
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
If he's one of those "hockey doesn't belong in the south" Canadians, he's fucking dead to me...
Also…Kirbs, do you play NHL 12 on Xbox or PS3?
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Ah, I see...
I’ve always like Ovechkin for some reason, but they’ve definitely underachieved a lot in the playoffs. Hopefully their goalie situation is better this year
Dallas Stars Examiner
used to be under name hinduplaya
I think I lost all my respect for Ovie when the whole BB situation went down.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Fucking awesome episode.
AH THE DENVER BRONCOS!
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Also, 2 years later from that episode was when they won the Super Bowl.
(Despite another great performance from Antonio Freeman.)
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Why is Elway going out for the pass anyway?
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Halfback
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
UFC 141 is currently free if you have a 360
I think it’s for the first 25K people who sign up, it’s on the 30th.
trick question.
I bet 60% of your profile pics are of this variety. You kids and your mirror shots.
Although, that is still the best way to capture and send dick pics.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Does he have a good muscular build?
Cause even that won’t keep him from looking like a complete fucking twat.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
Are you considering doing this?
I’ve done this. And I’m a HUGE TOOL
A burden should never be something out of your control.
No joke.
That was my first thought, actually. “I bet Benji has done this.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
I thought about it myself also, I thought "I hope Benji doesn't take too much offense to this"
by Joey Kirby on Dec 20, 2011 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Heh,
even our Canadian friend thinks this. Awesome.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
You look nothing like Seinfeld.
And I look nothing like Newman.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Three of my co-workers endorsed "Arrested Development" today at lunch
So I’m excited to dig into it next week.
sooo worth it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
Happy birthday to me.
I’m 32 today.
Probably shouldn’t tell you guys this, but my wife and I are going to the doctor tomorrow for our first pregnancy appointment. Haven’t told my family yet; we told hers at Thanksgiving since we wanted to do it in person. This has been one of the most stressful months of my life while I’ve been wondering if we were doing everything we could for the first few weeks of the pregnancy. In a few days I’ll get to tell my parents, which I’m pretty excited about.
I’m 99% sure that none of you know any of my family members, but if you do, please keep it under your hat until Sunday.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
Just got off the phone with your mom
she’s so thrilled!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Jerk.
:)
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Dec 20, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
Congrats!
If it’s a boy, I have an idea of what Yu could name him…
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
I'm still pushing for Ian Nelson if it's a boy.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Dec 20, 2011 2:55 PM CST up reply actions
hey its my birthday too
congrats though
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 20, 2011 3:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Congrats!
May the child be covered in purple attire through their youth.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
We can't be friends anymore.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
Some guy at my personal training today had a Harvard shirt on
and I quipped, “Oh, a rival in my midst?” to which he replied, “Oh yeah I just liked the shirt.”
ARGH
A burden should never be something out of your control.
hahah.
I picked up the Baylor shirt from a friend somewhere along the line. I agree with your reaction though.
I’m an A&M fan by upbringing, TCU fan by proximity. I pull for all Texas schools except Tech and UT, though.
Axe Em Rangers is Big Foot.
Absolutely. We are going to raid the bookstore after the birth.
"self policing" implies that the group will implement punishments based on violations of the group’s defined ethic. What are we gonna do? Make fun of someone until they quit the internet forever? - Bob Loblaw 7/21/2011
by Mike the Grate on Dec 20, 2011 3:39 PM CST up reply actions
BOOYA, EL GRATO.
AWESOME.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
So I was at Town East Mall today...
I’m not gonna lie, there’s some trailer hot bitches running around there today.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
lis.a.bet.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
*no
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
*in Canada, everyone's wrong
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
*are Yu in Nickelback?
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not. Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Justin Verlander? I piss on Justin Verlander --AJM
I really dig this song, you guys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq2ekIMMYXA
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Without opening I'm guessing this is a song from BT.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
Eh, electronic guy from the late 90's.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
Let me guess
You liked it after you saw the “Glee” version.
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions
Absolutely I did
YOU KNOW ME SO WELL
NOW WHERE IS MY CALENDAR
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Just because I know you
Doesn’t mean I like you
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
I bet you two would have a blast if you met in person.
by lost in space on Dec 20, 2011 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
I want there to be a Benji/BBiMB sex tape.
I am willing to direct it. And you have my utmost sincere assurance, it would be completely professional and tastefully done.
Now, with that all being said, I only have one of these, so I’ll need you to take turns wearing it.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I...
I have no words for this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011.
FINE.
Yu can be the only one to wear it.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
the nipples are a nice touch
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 20, 2011 3:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
We'll never really know anyway
I have no intention of meeting Benji in person.
by The Best Micah on Dec 20, 2011 3:27 PM CST up reply actions
Nah I have webcams staged all over my apartment
and a retinal display that constantly displays an image of myself in my eyeball.
A burden should never be something out of your control.
I enjoy Molson for some reason
but only when I’m at the Sherlock’s in Addison.
Normally it leads to questionable decisions.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Holy fucking autotune, Batman
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
the... entire first verse
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
If it's even being used, it's very very light.
Just to correct very slight imperfections when he drops from high to low. But no, that’s mostly legit. Legit as it can be in a studio recording.
Axe Em Rangers is Big Foot.
definite pitch correction going on...
its hidden relatively well i guess, the mix is strange.
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Yeah, that's what I was meaning, not auto-tune.
Everyone uses pitch correction, though. (save for world-class voices) That’s not a big offender, though.
Axe Em Rangers is Big Foot.
Yeah I don't know the song or artist, but its definitely better than most pop out there.
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
Heh, I think it's catchy.
I’m such a sucker for a simple progression, nice groovy beat and melody.
Axe Em Rangers is Big Foot.
The chorus is alright, but the verses annoy me.
I’m too picky though
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
The Glee cover was pimp
Was a good song for that show
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Great headline or greatest headline ever?
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/12/the-search-for-the-worlds-greatest-headline-is-over
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Greatest.
It fascinates me how the first couple of seconds you can see it go spurt spurt against the back wall and then the pressure equalizes or something and it comes in smoother. - Closure GT on Aug 22, 2011
best birthday ever
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 20, 2011 3:12 PM CST via Android app reply actions
yes
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 20, 2011 3:13 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I wanted to be a little more anonymous
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 20, 2011 3:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
sorry?
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 20, 2011 3:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
It's okay I still hate you
But I don’t
….
DO I?
A burden should never be something out of your control.
Happy Birthday
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
thanks
and hey!
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 20, 2011 3:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this was supposed to be to the kirbs
not sure about this app
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 20, 2011 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
this was supposed to be to the kirbs
not sure about this app
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 20, 2011 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
You're really screwing up
Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that, plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself."
---Merlin Olsen
I didn't post that twice. stupid app
Ass
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 20, 2011 3:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I got a darvish
best gift a boy could ask for
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 20, 2011 3:16 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Oblivious Suburban Mom is a great meme.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
well, a lot of them are
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 20, 2011 3:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
ehhh..
Maybe when I was younger.. but in my teenage years there weren’t a lot of them I knew
Axe Em Rangers is Big Foot.
you were hanging out in the wrong suburbs
Please tell me where I said I would not have sex with her. I dare you. - Loblaw
by Chrom on Dec 20, 2011 3:29 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
yep. total would there.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
2011-07-25 17:44:05 - benjihana: Ahh my backdoor!!!
"It appears I made a mistake. I did not know what pegged meant" - Schultzy, 11/13/11
I wish Rock n Roll Jeopardy was still on
and World Series of Pop Culture. I liked those shows.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
You'd prefer an astronaut?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
No
It’s an album, benji.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Apparently there is a business in Arkansas with the legal name "Ku Klux Klan LLC".
The business is known as “Christian Identity Ministries”
They cray….
Defending Big D Check it out
Twitter
"You guys are talking about living forever like it’s a real thing, but I bust out a man shoving his head into a vagina, and it’s srs time?"
--iorange555 8/23/2011
So my goddamn phone is so old the sbnation app won't work...
Awesome.
"I am tired because I danced al night"-Schultzy
You and GoET gonna be around ATX for the holidays?
Maybe we can get drunk, watch Willow, and streak Dell Diamond.
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Today with poll!
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