GhettoBear crafts a
searing indictment of the Red Scare by mobilizing the Salem Witch Trials as a metaphor fascinating look at the MLB's latent mechanism for sorting playing time by talent, and ponders whether wins should be valued linearly. It turns out that Nolan Ryan was amazingly good at baseball -- and, in fact, Julio Borbon is pretty good at baseball too, and double-plus good relative to you, jerk-face. Plus: supplemental special effects such as you've never seen before: a mind-bending GIF! Go, now!