Since this mornings is past the century.

For filler,  WestTxAg06's 168 word "signature":

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

"Speaking of taking up space, there was a suggestion for a rule banning long signatures. We don’t feel like issuing a hard rule on that yet, but we both disapprove of signatures and believe that you should keep in mind that others are unable to hide any signature you attach to comments. Going back to the courtesy point, we highly suggest that you do away with a signature or if you absolutely must have one, that you limit it to one line." -- Matthew, Lookout Landing

"Good god man get rid of that sig" -- by Dirk Diggler on Mar 11, 2011 1:11 PM PST

"I despise you for your sig" -- by Dirk Diggler on Mar 21, 2011 8:45 AM PDT