Joey Matches projects playing time
In the aftermath of the still-mysterious Matt Treanor trade, and in fevered anticipation of Opening Day, Joey Matches updates his much-fabled but seldom-seen Texas Rangers Playing Time Matrix™. Thrill to the optimism of Josh Hamilton, Ian Kinsler, and Nelson Cruz playing 154 games each! Ponder how David Murphy and the Mikes Napoli and Young will get their plate appearances! Learn the definition of the word "troika"! Don't delay, read now!
(The pie is a lie.)
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I have to think that...
Moreland getting 80% of the 1B ABs and Borbon getting 85% in CF are both a little high.
by Topgun22 on Mar 29, 2011 3:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
A few comments.
I think he should swap Hamilton’s 5% at DH and Murphy’s 25% at DH and swap Young’s and Napoli’s playing time at 1b.
if Borbon is playing 85% of the time in CF
I’m going to need to stock up on beer.
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by willamos2 on Mar 29, 2011 4:17 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
If he plays that much
it probably means he is playing well
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Mar 29, 2011 6:01 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions

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