Usually about a month before opening day, one residing in the metroplex would notice the billboards around town promoting the upcoming season for your Texas Rangers. So far, I have not seen any. Is Chuck waiting to unveil the new slogan at an appropriate time or is the Organization doing away with the tapestry of one liners, zingers, and family friendly anecdotes to lure the average Joe in?
So, with that being said, I figured I'd slam out a thread for us here on LSB to have a little fun and waste another 20 minutes or so for some of you at work to stop playing Angry Birds or bitch & moan about your upcoming cases some of you have ahead of you.
Do the Jump.....
Pretty simple - come up with a slogan(honest, funny, selling, whatever) for the 2011 season. If you like it, say why, if not, go scorched earth on it. Have fun with this while the split squad games go on today.