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Grady Sizemore activated, hitting leadoff today

GOODYEAR AZ - FEBRUARY 22: Grady Sizemore #24 of the Cleveland Indians poses during their photo day at the Cleveland Indians Spring Training Complex on February 22 2011 in Goodyear ,Arizona. (Photo by Rob Tringali/Getty Images)

 

Grady Sizemore, who has been out after microfracture surgery, is off the d.l. and hitting leadoff for the Indians today.

So...why should Ranger fans care?

Well, despite their 10-4 start, Cleveland is a team that seems unlikely to be in the playoff hunt this year.  Sizemore is under contract for $7.5 million this season, with an $8.5 million team option for 2012.  Given the team is in rebuilding mode and Sizemore isn't far from free agency, he's someone you would think would be available in July should the Indians be out of the race.

And the Rangers, as we've discussed, could well be in the market for a centerfielder come July, if Julio Borbon doesn't get his bat going.  

Whether Sizemore is a legitimate option is going to depend on how his knee holds up and how much of his speed he's lost...he was considered a very good defender in center prior to the injury, but if he's slowed post-injury, he may be more of a corner outfielder now, much like Carlos Beltran is.

Ideally, you'd like to see Borbon get it going and make this issue moot...but if he's not hitting come Independence Day, the Rangers will have little choice but to see what is out there and available in the trade market.

Sizemore, Michael Bourn, and Marlon Byrd would all be attractive trade options for the Rangers, as they are under team control at non-onerous dollar figures through the 2012 season.  One would assume that, if they were to trade for a centerfielder, they'd include Borbon as part of the trade package...he still is going to have some trade value in July, even if he doesn't hit, although he's clearly not going to be the centerpiece of a deal.

And by acquiring a centerfielder who is under team control through 2012, it gives the Rangers time to see how Leonys Martin and Engel Beltre, their two in-house options for centerfield, develop.  Neither is likely to be ready for the start of the 2012 season, but if either pans out, then the start of the 2013 season is a likely ETA.

 

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Even if he were 70-80%

I’d love to see him as a Ranger, but that’s a lot of risk to assume. If he didn’t pan out, you’re out a couple of nice prospects and looking at Murph as a full timer

by Plum on Apr 17, 2011 10:34 AM CDT reply actions  

i like Bourn or Byrd in center.

I’m indifferent on Sizemore

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 10:35 AM CDT reply actions  

I have a hard time believing Cleveland is going to trade Sizemore

if he’s healthy and productive.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 10:37 AM CDT reply actions  

yeah

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 17, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

obviously it depends on the package,

but he shouldn’t be too expensive

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

If he doesn't command a healthy package in return, chances are that

he’s either hurt or unproductive.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

truth,

but 80% sizemore in CF, still hits better than Borbs

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha, 50% Sizemore is probably better.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 17, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, exactly.

If he’s healthy he’s going to be expensive.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 17, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he isn't expensive

I doubt the Indians trade him.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Apr 17, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I disagree

I think that when the Indians start struggling (and they will, in that division), they’ll try to get whatever possible before Sizemore gets hurt yet again.

"My parents actually loved to pimp me too." - LSJ

by chrisR on Apr 17, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

see

I don’t think it is at all obvious that the Indians will struggle because of that division. It is a division of a bunch of flawed teams. I can’t look at the Twins, Tigers, White Sox, and Royals and see an obvious first tier club. Sure, the Indians are the worst on paper. But that partially is based on the assumption that Sizemore will not be good. And if Sizemore is an allstar caliber guy worth trading for, then he’s probably adding wins to the Indians’ ledger.

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 17, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

and now my z button works

maybe it doesn’t work until I comment in a thread.

by shroomer on Apr 17, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

It could be you're getting hung up on a file that loads before the javascript file that loads the keyboard shortcuts.

What browser do you use?

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Try FireFox.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or Chrome

I own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Apr 17, 2011 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Z button functionality is part of a main javascript file that loads.

It’s obviously still there since it works for some people.

Are you using any kind of script blocker?

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was having issues for a few days

I decided to try LSB in Chrome, and it has been fine.

I think it is IE related.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 17, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

For what it's worth

the ‘Z’ button works for me in IE.

ite-Bay e-May, itches-Bay.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Apr 17, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do you use an ad blocker in IE?

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Couple of things that could be going on

One is the code that provides the Z functionality is being blocked by some slow loading image or file… do you see anything in the status bar saying “Waiting on blah blah blah” when the Z isn’t working?

Also it could very well be a bug in our code… this is hard to debug because each browser/plugin/OS combination is different and to fix things we have to be able to reproduce on our end. Add in that it happens intermittently and it becomes that much more complicated.

Sorry you are having the problems shroomer, I’ll keep an eye out for the bug report you filed, but right now I gotta get ready to go to the Rangers game :)

kling klang king of the rim ram room

by dustym on Apr 17, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, you're a Rangers fan who works for SBN and lives in NYC?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

kling klang king of the rim ram room

by dustym on Apr 18, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope they have someone else working on problems while you take time off to watch the game

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by Mike E on Apr 17, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is one of those things...

…where I’m having a hard time figuring out if this is serious or facetious.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 17, 2011 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

same

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker

by Mike E on Apr 17, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't realize how good and how durable he was from 2005-2008.

4 seasons, missed a total of 9 games. Last two seasons, 185 games missed.

Oh, this is the spot where everyone else puts long, annoying stories that take up the entire page.

by casew on Apr 17, 2011 10:56 AM CDT reply actions  

He was a great player.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bourn please

and how well does he hit leadoff?

ite-Bay e-May, itches-Bay.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Apr 17, 2011 11:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Damn

because all I know is he can run like a deer.

ite-Bay e-May, itches-Bay.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Apr 17, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

correction:

really fast who isn’t Judy 2.0 **

ite-Bay e-May, itches-Bay.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Apr 17, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

So, Bourne is basically the player we hoped Borbon would turn into, right?

Below average to average hitter with good to great defense?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

and

knows how to use his speed on the basepaths.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Apr 17, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

And hopefully has less Borbonehead mistakes.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

There are few players

as Borboneheaded as Julio.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Apr 17, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grady Sizemore as a Ranger is one of my dreams.....probably too good to be true though :(

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on Apr 17, 2011 11:06 AM CDT reply actions  

Depends on how good he looks when he comes back

I want Zisemore as much as the next guy, but damn he has missed alot of time lately.

ite-Bay e-May, itches-Bay.

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Apr 17, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

he's the anti-Jorge mother effin Cantu

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on Apr 17, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's not a sabermetric...

analysis, BG.

"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin

by benmor78 on Apr 17, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's actually very likely.

But will you still want him at that point. He’s the type of guy the Rangers will bring in for a look though at some point..heh.

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker

by Mike E on Apr 17, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grady Sizemore would be beautiful

the other player I have dreams about is Andrew McCutcheon.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Apr 17, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would rather use trade chips for a good to great starting pitcher.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 11:14 AM CDT reply actions  

Perhaps...

I’m betting that one will over the next 8 months though.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seems like an argument for ace rather than CF.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not as scared by the division...

And think that Murphy-Hamilton-Cruz is a great ‘backup’ plan if Borbon doesn’t work out this year.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Borbon is holding his own, definitely

If he sucks in the first half, though, then you probably don’t want him starting for you the rest of the way, and probably want to find someone who can hold down the fort through 2012, at which point Beltre or Martin would be ready.

I don’t want someone who can walk after 2011 for that reason.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 17, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see your point.

On the surface, a 59 wRC+ isn’t going to cut it. However, a .194 BABIP and 21.4% LD% isn’t going to last, especially not with his speed. Still, I’d rather run a replacement level to below average CF out there for most of the second half (with the understanding that Hamilton takes over CF for the playoffs) if it means that the Rangers are able to trade for a better pitcher than is currently on the roster (or one equal to the best the Rangers currently have).

The truth is, the Rangers aren’t likely to have to maximize their team to win the division. Perhaps that changes in the coming weeks/months, but it isn’t the most likely scenario.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Borbon's wOBAr...

0.353 (only players to have a higher wOBAr than Borbon on the team are Kins, Nelly, Murphy and Napoli). Still relatively SSS.

by coolaid on Apr 17, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think he's had enough PA yet

for wOBAr to be a satisfactory measure. It’s still going to be using a lot of league average stats which should make his wOBAr appear higher than it should.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't believe that LD rate for a fucking second.

How is that calculated?! Where are my pants?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 17, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should have been clearer. How does one determine whether an elevated out is a LD v. flyball?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 17, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was kidding.

The source was addressed in the morning thread. It comes from Baseball Info Solutions.

by AsDevilsRun on Apr 17, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not arguing that we have to go get a CF'er

However, that’s the one non-pitching position that could end up being a need at the trade deadline because of performance-related issues.

We should have a pretty good idea by early July whether or not we should count on Borbon.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 17, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it was an either/or proposition

I assume you’re on board with acquiring a TORP or TORP-like guy rather than a CFer?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 17, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

John Danks or BJ Upton...who would you rather have?

I want Upton.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Upton

But I’d like to think there will be better arms than Danks available at the deadline.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 17, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't answer that

It would depend on the specific players involved, their contract situations, and the price.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 17, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Assume that the targets all have 1.5 years left at less than $10M.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got a pretty good idea right now that Borbon should be spending most

if not all of 2011 in Round Rock,

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about Elvis?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell, no.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree,

but it’s not like Elvis, Borbon or Yorvit are hitting dramatically differently right now.

Borbon: 182 .270 .303
Yorvit : .225 .244 .375
Elvis : .174 .255 .326

AVG OBP SLG

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually

the Rangers really need to see Elvis step forward this year, or they will have to content themselves with having Adam Everett in his prime (without so much glove) as their SS.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Apr 17, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's still young,

so I’m not sure that it has to be year…but, yes, I’m starting to wonder if my Edgar Renteria prediction was too optimistic.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

what do we want from Elvis?

about a .275 with plus plus glove and can work a pretty good walk rate?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Erm, sure. Something like

.275 Avg | .350 OBP | .375 SLG would probably work…that and a return to his awesome 10+ UZR. That’s a 3-3.5 WAR player…

If that’s his baseline and you get a few BABIP-fueled seasons to get him up over 4 WAR, I’d be happy with that.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's a good WAR for a season?

3.5-4?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes. A 3.5 win player is good.

Not all star… but a solidly above average player.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

0 = Replacement

2 = Average
4 = All Star
6 = MVP Candidate

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm a 10 WAR

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just go here:

and you can be as good as them

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Apr 17, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh link fail

here

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Apr 17, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't look up my own stats.

come on now

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well,

you’d like roughly average from him, anyway. He was a below average SS by most measures last year.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Apr 17, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

The big difference

is we can’t field a better infield without Elvis.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Apr 17, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except

there is no chance they run out a below average to replacement level CF when they can play an All Star CF and an above average LF. Borbon is probably going to have to look fairly close to average to maintain a starting spot.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Apr 17, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it allows them to acquire a >4 WAR pitcher?

I’d be ok with that.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can do both, right?

I suppose it would be more difficult if the target were Sizemore, but we could certainly do both if we were targeting Bourn, right?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 17, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you can figure out what the fuck Houston management is thinking on any given day,

then feel free to speculate. I haven’t the foggiest…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

lets just get him right now

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 11:31 AM CDT reply actions  

Little by little, we're starting to see more LSBers coming to this realization.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying that he's not a viable option

I’m saying that we give him the next couple of months to see if he’s a viable option, and if he’s not, we make a move then.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 17, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is the minimum OPS that Borbon has to maintain to be a viable option?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd say around 700

If he’s putting up a .330 OBP and a .370 SLG, I probably wouldn’t make a move.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 17, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could probably live with a .700 OPS from Borbon as long as his baseball IQ

started to progress or at least began. Getting picked off two days in a row in critical situations was completely unacceptable.

He’s at .573 OPS for the season (yes, I know, SSS) but he’s been there or below for 5 of the last 7 months he’s been in The Show.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sizemore just homered in his second AB of the season.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 17, 2011 12:54 PM CDT reply actions  

If he's back,

the Indians have 3 5WAR position players, no? That’s probably more than the Rangers this year…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shit, you're right.

Can that rotation keep them in contention in that division? I’m thinking no, but you never know.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 17, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are the Twins about to be sellers?

Are the Royals real? Hard to make sense out of that division.

I don’t think Cleveland is going to be within 3 games of the lead in the final few weeks of September, but I also am starting to doubt if they’re going to be much more than 3 games off the lead at the end of June.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Twins have to be sellers.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 17, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, that Mauer stuff looks scary.

Poor Twins.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

now the MLB The Show commercial is creepier

Kevin Butler teasing Mauer for being soft . . .

by Schoolly_D on Apr 17, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

its what he gets

for makin fun of Polamalu.

"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan

by red3biggs on Apr 17, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not yet, waaaaay too early.

No obvious juggernauts in their division have emerged.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Ozzie would stop skull-fucking his bullpen...

The White Sox would be the juggernaut.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 17, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Said he was gonna go get "Bobby Theeeeegpen" the other day.

Thornton got beat by a couple of bloops supposedly…they’re going to be okay once they figure out the bully. It’s definitely not a lack of talent.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who is the third?

I got Choo and Sizemore, but I’m drawing a blank after that.

by AsDevilsRun on Apr 17, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Santana.

Based on last year’s stats, seems like a good bet. But he’s off to a pretty slow start…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

That has unsustainable written all over it

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 17, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hard to say.

Replacement level for a catcher is pretty low. Probably not, but it wouldn’t shock me, either.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't Asdrubal killing it this year?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Asdrubal

4 HR / 4 RBI .902 OPS

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has many more than 4 RBIs

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 17, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

My bad, 14 RBIs

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

swoooooooon

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on Apr 17, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

and now a double, that's MY kinda centerfielder, right there!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on Apr 17, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sign me up

But I’m ridiculously risk-tolerant.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 17, 2011 1:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Hafner hits his 4th.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on Apr 17, 2011 1:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I've been hearing a lot about Reverse Mortgages...

I have a lot of questions about them… what do they cost? How do they work?

If only there were a DVD to answer my questions with no obligation…

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 1:40 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

"What do they cost"? All, or most, of the equity in your home.

“How do they work”? Bend over and I’ll show you.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 17, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

no kidding

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 17, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I this an actual clip of something?

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 17, 2011 2:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh please this.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

Just that gif

Expectation is the root of all heartache. — William Shakespeare

by TheDutchOven on Apr 17, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Apr 17, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

No God.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 17, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Olt homered again today.

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 17, 2011 2:16 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

the motherfucking man

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

not enough

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kiker has negative value.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

jinx

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 17, 2011 2:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

3:28 beats 3:29

But, yes.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

We'd have to add an additional player if we give them Kiker.

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 17, 2011 2:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Borboner

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on Apr 17, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
JeffWilson_FWST Tanner Scheppers back on AAA disabled list with back weakness.

by Judy'sLewinsky on Apr 17, 2011 2:26 PM CDT reply actions  

just fucking saw this

fuck it all

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

=(

.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've just written him off for 2011.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 17, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

him and Webb

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why does he keep pitching while injured?

“The Rangers said Scheppers just didn’t have enough strength in his legs to make his start.”

http://bit.ly/hV7GIb

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 17, 2011 2:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

what the fuck are wrong with his legs?

do some fucking hammy curls…shit, son.

WORK THAT CORE!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 17, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

weak

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Apr 17, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit

Tanner Scheppers back on AAA disabled list with back weakness.

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 17, 2011 2:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

no big deal

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker

by Mike E on Apr 17, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seems a bit early for that, no?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not saying they win,

i’m just drinking to their performance

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

you miss him

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 17, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

there is a piece of smoke behind home plate in the Sawx game

wearing a B hat

i love her

and dibs

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 2:40 PM CDT reply actions  

i just tweeted this,

but why the fuck do cookies come with digornio pizza now? and that commercial is creepy

“we got milk”

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I was pushing for the Rangers to try to get Sizemore while he was injured

would’ve been cheaper and I really think he’ll come back to form.

If he’s productive from here until the trade deadline and we still need him, then I’d still be interested of course though.

"Look if you want a journalist hire a UT grad. If you want a doctor you pick a Baylor grad. If you need a vet you see an Aggie grad. And if you need a pizza you call a Tech grad." -BUBacker

by Mike E on Apr 17, 2011 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Microfracture surgery is a scary thing.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Players do,

but if often takes a while and isn’t a guarantee.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was on board with that idea too.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 17, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I kind of miss Dusty Tits

I own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Apr 17, 2011 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

nO

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I definitely missed that nickname..one of my favorites although I always just preferred Nips or Nipples.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 17, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

where is everyone?

i want to talk to some people

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Here

I own Mickey Tettleton's couch.

by Pith on Apr 17, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't he take pics of his nether regions and send them to someone?

FYI, I think the kids these days call that ‘sexting.’

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 17, 2011 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

reply fail to whom?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

just asking a question punk.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 17, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, i didn't realize 'he'

was sizemore. excuse me

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Winning run at the plate for the White Sox with no outs.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Now runners on 2nd and 3rd with 1 out. Down two.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Two outs, up to Omar

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now loaded for Juan Pierre.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh.

That makes me not hopeful.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Easy fly to left...

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bases drunk

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking Juan Pierre.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Angels sweep.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

well fuck me

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

and I get a save!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 17, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude, get real,

Tokyo Drift on TNT

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

has the z button

been kinda iffy the last couple days? some threads it’s working and some not for me

by studcrackers on Apr 17, 2011 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

I think just for people using IE

Expectation is the root of all heartache. — William Shakespeare

by TheDutchOven on Apr 17, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

If the Rangers lose tonight, they drop into a tie with the Angels.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Angels playing rather well.

Having Weaver and Haren is nice…

Fucking Diamondbacks…

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they've been rather lucky, winning a lot of close games

but heh, thats just me.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Apr 17, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

you'd like to think

they’re lucky but we saw them do this 2 seasons ago and it was fucking agonizing

by studcrackers on Apr 17, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Angelings are in mid-season form.

Fuckers.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 17, 2011 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, I noticed that we were only up by a game this morn.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 17, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

no A-Rod tonight

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:18 PM CDT reply actions  

research muh fuckas

Tonight’s lineups:

RANGERS
2B Ian Kinsler
SS Elvis Andrus
DH Michael Young
3B Adrian Beltre
RF Nelson Cruz
1B Mike Napoli
LF David Murphy
C Yorvit Torrealba
CF Julio Borbon

YANKEES
SS Derek Jeter
CF Curtis Granderson
1B Mark Teixeira
2B Robinson Cano
RF Nick Swisher
3B Eric Chavez
DH Jorge Posada
C Russell Martin
LF Brett Gardner

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

You have to suspect

Wash isn’t a big fan, considering how he usually gets most players in to play at least once a week or more.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Apr 17, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

precisely

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, fuck you, too

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

actually

CD has seen every game since he was called up. :)

by RangerMad on Apr 17, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

boom

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

/MikeE

"First of all, all the glory goes to God, Jesus Christ. Secondly, I love my teammates." - Josh Hamilton, on being named MVP of the 2010 ALCS

by John08Patriot on Apr 17, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like this lineup a lot.

Wish Mitch was playing, but I can’t get everything I want. Wash still won’t give Young a day off.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 17, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

The way he's hitting with a LH starter I wouldn't want today to be the day.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to Napoli destroying CC's face.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 17, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh my

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently,

you have a thing for large men.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Naps at C and Mitch at 1b

but Im ok with this lineup too.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Apr 17, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rather have Torrealba catching with Ogando on the mound.

Eliminates any language issues in communication.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Two fingers down and then pointing to your right thigh...

is actually how you order an underage prostitute in Spanish, so I actually agree with you here.

"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin

by benmor78 on Apr 17, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Warsh: Hey Michael, how about a day off

Michael: Ron, you know that DHing is like having a day off, just put me there.

Expectation is the root of all heartache. — William Shakespeare

by TheDutchOven on Apr 17, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Young's on a nice hot streak and currently one of our best hitters.

No way he should come out of the lineup.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 17, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I’m confused why Napoli is at 1B today.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is ARod really injured or is it just precautionary?

I need to know before I rejoice in not seeing him against Ogando today.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 17, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't want to be happy that he's gone if he's on his deathbed or something.

But it does make the lineup easier to navigate, that’s for sure. Hopefully Girardi will never get smart to moving Jeter out of the leadoff spot.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 17, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

And they get him for 2 more years after this

for more than the Rangers are paying their entire rotation!

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good lord Ron is going to run Torrealba into the ground

Why he played yesterday if Ron knew he was going to play today is beyond me. If I was Napoli I’d be pissed right now.

by seanathan on Apr 17, 2011 5:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

x
JeffWilson_FWST Jeff Wilson
#Rangers RHP Brandon Webb throws 72 pitches today, says he’s headed to Arizona on Monday for one or two extended spring starts.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 17, 2011 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Best news thus far.

I still think he pitches in June and we get half a year.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

The real question is...

…half a year of what? Pre-injury Webb? Or 2010 Scott Feldman?

by Parker20 on Apr 17, 2011 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping for 80% of pre injury Webb.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be fantastic.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

great news

may get him for more than half a season.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Apr 17, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

This does not make me feel good about him coming back strong.
espn_durrett Richard Durrett
Webb said he’d be willing to pitch in the bullpen if that’s the best spot for him. But he’s still likely a month away.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 17, 2011 4:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't read that much into it.

I think he was probably responding to a question that touched on how well the young starters are doing for the Rangers.

It may not mean anything regarding his performance… sounds like a Bull Durham answer.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is a make-good contract year for him.

If he thought he could come back and start, he’d want every opportunity to do that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 17, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't mean he's going to answer a question to the media that way.

Not every play handles things like Michael Young.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

*player

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

different situations,

different questions, yada yada

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

A more complete answer taken from Joey's BBTiA article.
Brandon Webb is still 4-6 weeks away at least from pitching in the Major Leagues but said he would be willing to be a reliever if that’s what is needed.

"I would do it," Webb said. "I would rather start but if it’s a chance to relieve, I’d do it."

Webb threw 70 pitches in the bullpen on Sunday. His next step could be extended Spring Training and pitching in games again.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 17, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh

you are probably right, but i dont want him saying it, regardless

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Water for Elephants

discuss

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Titanic on a train.

I’ve said this before.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 17, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apology accepted.

Don’t let it happen again.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 17, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes sir

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

but wait,

Titanic was good.

so, are you saying this is going to be a good movie?

or did you not like it?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying the plot looks eerily similar.

A roguish poverty-stricken youth meets and falls in love with a woman betrothed to a richer man on an opulent form of transportation. One of the commercials showed everyone sitting around a table on the train wearing suits.

I doubt the train hits an iceberg, though.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 17, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

poor kid meets rich betrothed girl is nothing new though.

i’ll give you the transportation aspect

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

does said woman get nekked for a painting?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Apr 17, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont care what she gets nekked for

so long as it’s on camera

"My expectations today are that we're going to be extremely competitive and if we don't win our division, I'll be disappointed." Nolan Ryan

by red3biggs on Apr 17, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently, there's a book.

According to the B&N Top 100…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

i cant stand paul

but man was he amazing today, any day the lakers lose is a good day

by studcrackers on Apr 17, 2011 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

I like him.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

"step aside Judy I'll show you how it's done"

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on Apr 17, 2011 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

in the butt

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon

by AirJordan on Apr 17, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck the lakers

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 5:06 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I like that the Mavs won their first game and the Spurs and Lakers both lost.

Kinda like how I felt when the Rangers won game 1 against the Rays after all the experts gave all the reasons why the Rays would win.

by Closure GT on Apr 17, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I’m trying to decide if this means that the West has been nothing but upsets or not…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Out of those names...

Obviously a healthy Sizemore is the most attractive option. It’s the healthy part that I’m skeptical of. I wouldn’t mind seeing Byrd back as a fallback option though.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 17, 2011 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

assuming sizemore is healthy

i don’t think it takes a bed shitting by borbon to go get him. an upgrade is an upgrade.

by SteveP on Apr 17, 2011 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

meh

you could say that about every position.

if Borbon is average, there is no need to give up anything to go and get sizemore

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 17, 2011 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

It also isn't

a good business move to stay with near replacement level prospects too long.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Apr 17, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Depends on the rest of your team.

There aren’t many teams that are devoid of replacement level players.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 17, 2011 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

A better question...

Why wouldn’t we?

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 17, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

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