You know what would be a great idea if you where a terrorist? Monkey suicide bombers. Cute, trainable, can wear vests - yet totally expendable.
So now you're all posting in a thread that the FBI is probably going to be reading. Enjoy yourselves.
Random wiki of the day: Laurent Ciman.
Laurent Ciman (born 5 August 1985 in Farciennes, Belgium) is a professional football (soccer player) who plays as a defender for Standard Liège. He was transferred from R. Charleroi S.C. to Club Brugge in June 2008 and signed a 3 year contract for the Belgian team, he was loaned to K.V. Kortrijk for the 2009-2010. On 16 June 2010 he joined Standard Liège on a four-year contract.