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Most Hated AL West Team Poll

Unsurprisingly, I've been seeing a lot of contempt in the comments regarding the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and it has me curious to see just how much they are disliked by this community compared to the rest of the West.

So, which team in the AL West do you dislike the most? Do you still hate the Mariners for 1995-2001? Are you still mad at the A's for demanding Hank Blalock as compensation for Grady Fuson? Or has the Angels recent run of success in the division, and general Angelness, made them your most disliked?

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Which AL West team do you dislike the most?
Anaheim Angels
1165 votes
Oakland Athletics
249 votes
Seattle Mariners
76 votes
I am weird and like all of them
94 votes

1584 votes | Poll has closed

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Yep

my sports hate for them developed in the 90’s and I still chuckle at their misery, My head tells me it should be the Angles, but I really do still hate the Mariners more.

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"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Apr 19, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

I remember them trying to argue that

Dan Wilson was a better catcher than Pudge…

"Certainly, we were penalties, and we stopped ourselves." - Les Miles

by e2drummer on Apr 19, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

lead singer of Semisonic?

If you have a plan to construct somekind of a crude Twix vagaina, I’m all ears.
- Bob Loblaw

by mtex on Apr 19, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, the catcher for the Mariners in the 90s and 2000s

 who batted .262/.309/.382/.691 for his career, but was very good defensively. According to Mariner’s fans, Pudge couldn’t hold his jock strap…

"Certainly, we were penalties, and we stopped ourselves." - Les Miles

by e2drummer on Apr 19, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

nice explanation, but too late

I’ve already formed my opinion.

If you have a plan to construct somekind of a crude Twix vagaina, I’m all ears.
- Bob Loblaw

by mtex on Apr 19, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

ROFL

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 19, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same

But I have this hatred for all these teams. I even have it for the White Sox from back in the old AL West days.

The hatred for the A’s and Angels are just far more relevant right now.

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes. The Black Jack Sox are high on my hated teams list.

Probably highest all time for me.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 19, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jack McDowell was an epic douche when he was with the White Sox.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 19, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I really hated Jack McDowell...

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hated in the early 90's when Big Hurt and Juando were coming up

And White Sox fans said Frank Thomas was better than Gonzalez. I was like 12 or 13… so it drove me nuts.

I also hated realizing after a few years… they were right.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 19, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

When Nolan hit Ventura, it was the skinny, gaunt, spindly

“Get in the gym, pussy” Jack McDowell who was talking ten kinds of shit on the field.

Frank Thomas was a bad man.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 19, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jack McDowell was the starter of the first game I ever went to...

and he tried the fake to third throw to first pick off like a dozen times in the same at-bat. Bobby Witt beat those fuckers though so it was awesome.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 19, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

good Sooner

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

My sports hatred is reserved for the Yankees & Red Sox.

I have a hard time getting worked up about the AL West.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 19, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Angels >> Red Sox

I still feel a bit sorry for the Sox losing the world series all those times.

but my hatred for the Yankees trumps all. even more than my hatred for the Minnesota LA Lakers.

Don’t like the Angels either. hated the A’s before mostly because of BP’s constant infatuation with them. but they are too sad to hate too much. like punching puppies or something. Same thing with the Mariners now.

Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011

by iblum on Apr 19, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

YO!!!!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

the better team for the series...

not the absolute better team, it what he meant

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 19, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was just hollerin'

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

there is NO hatred like Yankee hatred

what i hate: it’s all the front-running fans the world over that have so little going in their lives that they feel the need to cling to something they deem more successful that they can identify themselves with

“i’m cool b/c i’m a Yankee fan!”

pieces of shit losers. the Yankees WINNING does not mean that you are WINNING. you are just a f-ing loser that wears pinstripes and acts like your shit doesn’t stink b/c a team with which you have no common thread wins games.

by sam in so cal on Apr 19, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

true story (also a cs,b moment)

at a Minnesota game (i think), a couple of years ago, some douche bag wore his Yankee jersey (he was with his friend who was wearing a Mnnesota jersey. Obviously I was pissed off because this dumbass found it necessary to wear his fucking yankees jersey to a non-yankee game.

well, about the 7th or 8th, I am fucking giving this guy the business and security has stepped in a couple of times. finally i said something to engrage this guy and he runs up the stairs at me. I’m about to throw down with this mutha fucka when this security dude jumps in and like tackles the douche.

I was asked to not provoke any more yankees fans, and he was taken to some holding cell or whatnot.

I win

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Apr 19, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to party with you sometime.

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on Apr 19, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

just walk away when he pulls out the vodka after you've been drinking beer for 8 hours.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats a good idea but..

the drinking beer for 8 hours usually impairs my ability to make good decisions like that.

Experience tells me this.

It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season for silence.
--Seneca

by bioaggie on Apr 19, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's the rub...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're a better person than me then

cuz I definitely have enough hate in my heart for all 3.

It’s a never-ending well, and those 3 organizations and their fans can go right on and fuck themselves.

by elvis1isking on Apr 19, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I still really hate the White Sox, also. Ron Karkovice was like 10-year-old me’s grand nemesis. He just didn’t know it.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 19, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Officer Karko...

remember those commercials?

He was not an attractive human.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't know if you remember or not but we took a lot of

tough losses at Comiskey in the early 90s.

That Ventura grand slam off Gossage in ’91 is still painful,

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 19, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember that game...

That was the summer I really got into baseball. I wasn’t so much a fan yet that those type of loses really hurt like they do today, but they were enough to begin to breed my opinion of the teams for the following season when I lived and died by the Rangers score every night.

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 19, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was the year they had the great start and the 14 game

winning streak but their pitching broke down and they couldn’t keep up with the Twins. On The Ticket, those games are referred to as “The Catastrophic Moment” …that time or game when you realized your team wasn’t going to win it that particular year.

I’ve watched the Rangers forever and that loss still stings.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 19, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've always hated the sox.

I can’t completely put my finger on why I just do. There’s always some reason. Lots of little things I guess.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 2:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Kind of like the football team of DC

The hatred is on simmer. Easy to turn up the heat. Although, LOL is a quality blog so I respect them. HH saves me the trouble.

by Neftali's arm on Apr 19, 2011 12:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I still remember this commercial

with Tom Landry and Redskins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOCdACvfls8

I was nine at the time, but I thought that it was one of the funniest that I had seen. And, yes I did hate the Redskins. Much more than any other team.

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"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Apr 19, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Definitely the Yankees. The rest, eh, just want the Rangers to win.

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by Mark from OC on Apr 19, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never really hated anybody on the Mariners, except for Brett Boone

Dear god I fucking hated Brett Boone, on a hate scale from 1 to Brett Boone, Brett Boone is a Brett Boone.

by Telegraph on Apr 19, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The first rule of tautology club...

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...

1. Mariners
2. Angels
3. Lovable Oakland Hipsters?

"Certainly, we were penalties, and we stopped ourselves." - Les Miles

by e2drummer on Apr 19, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Oakland has hipsters...

and LA has douchebags, what stereotype does Seattle fit under?

"Certainly, we were penalties, and we stopped ourselves." - Les Miles

by e2drummer on Apr 19, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Asian grunge-sters?

that drink coffee?

If you have a plan to construct somekind of a crude Twix vagaina, I’m all ears.
- Bob Loblaw

by mtex on Apr 19, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fish tossers.

Raise your hand if you're an albino.

by Jorbert Jorgenson on Apr 19, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

first of all, Anaheim is not LA

despite what the team wants you to think, it’s not.

i wouldn’t even classify the angels fans as d-bags in that LA kind of way either.

don’t get me wrong, i hate the angels fans, but they are more criminal, less d-bag.

sure you have a handful of the 949 d-bags out there (scott boras at field level says hi), but it’s not like laker games.

by sam in so cal on Apr 19, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Come on, man… don’t be one of THOSE people. Anaheim is a suburb.. it’s like saying you can’t call a team in Arlington a Dallas team.

by vfn on Apr 19, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anaheim and Orange County in general

aren’t really suburbs in the way that Plano and Arlington are suburbs. Not as many people as you probably think live in Anaheim and commute to LA. Rather, OC has quite a bit of business on its own; particularly based in Irvine but all over the county. Saying Anaheim is LA is kind of like saying San Jose or Oakland is San Francisco. In terms of how the rest of the country sees it, maybe. But in reality, it isn’t LA.

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would say it's more like dallas houston than dallas arlington

but dallas and houston aren’t dissimilar enough to make that comparison.

FLL and MIA are close together geographically, but COMPLETELY different cities. maybe that’s a better comparison.

by sam in so cal on Apr 19, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been to a game at Angels Stadium, and they're fans were actually pretty chill

However, that was only one game, and perhaps, my opinion isn’t the best one to listen to.

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

The cholos/gangbangers/Giant-fan-beaters go to Dodger Stadium instead

Was your trip to Angels stadium before or after news broke of the rat problem?

by Inkara1 on Apr 19, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...have you heard?

It’s the Giants’ fan’s fault for wearing his jersey anyway. I mean….what did he expect to happen?

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 19, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

After

I’ve also been to Dodger Stadium twice, but I was there as a neutral observer both times (I went there once as a field trip with a summer school program at USC, and another time with the USC Band because it was USC night, and all the fucla fans booed us during the National Anthem)

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seattle

Significantly higher on the hipster scale. It’s Oakland not San Francisco.

by Neftali's arm on Apr 19, 2011 12:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah

Seattle definitely is far more hipster.

Oakland, well, they don’t really have fans. Maybe their stereotype should be an empty seat.

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

So here's the consensus...

LA-Anaheim = Douchebags
Seattle = Latte-sipping Hipsters
Oakland = Homeless People

"Certainly, we were penalties, and we stopped ourselves." - Les Miles

by e2drummer on Apr 19, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

This.

I hate the Angels..I really fucking hate the A’s.

They’re so annoying…and they have Daric Barton.

It’s DEREK or DERICK…dumb ass.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

What about Eric Chavez?

When he was with the A’s, he announced one year that it wasn’t pronounced CHA-vez, but shuh-VEZ.

Very next year he changed it back. What an asshole.

by FuturePants on Apr 19, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

CALLBACK!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's dumass

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Apr 19, 2011 1:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

This poll isn't going to be close.

If you have a plan to construct somekind of a crude Twix vagaina, I’m all ears.
- Bob Loblaw

by mtex on Apr 19, 2011 11:06 AM CDT reply actions  

Angels.

Without question.

by beaudog on Apr 19, 2011 11:07 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Can you hate a team so much, just because of their SBNation blog?

If you have a plan to construct somekind of a crude Twix vagaina, I’m all ears.
- Bob Loblaw

by mtex on Apr 19, 2011 11:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Its a contributing factor.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 19, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I laughed...

"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin

by benmor78 on Apr 19, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

What'd they do?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

although

they did finish their top 50 jays of all time. probably just to spite LSB

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

WUT

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are they trolling ?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

That could be acceptable if they are taking historical context into consideration

Delgado seems unacceptable but I could see Roberto Alomar. Joe Carter seems like an acceptable choice too. I’d even give Juan Guzman a little consideration.

by Heebs on Apr 19, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of the '92/'93 Blue Jays

What an incredible group of talent they hauled in across those two seasons:

John Olerud, Roberto Alomar, Devon White, Joe Carter, Dave Winfield, Jeff Kent, Jack Morris, David Cone, David Wells, Jimmy Key, Juan Guzman, Todd Stottlemeyer, Pat Hentgen, Al Leiter all made appearences on the ’92 team alone.

Hope to 1993 and Rickey Henderson, Paul Moliter, Shawn Green, Carlos Delgado, and Dave Stewart make an appearance.

Really quite remarkable.

by Heebs on Apr 19, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay.

Top 25 fWAR position players.
Tony Fernandez (who, before I knew what fWAR was, was my pick for them for that ESPN series thingy) is tops with 38, Delgado is one behind him, and Jesse Barfield (pay up if you expected him in the top three) is at 32.

Lloyd Moseby is at 29, and Vernon Wells, Jon Olerud, and Ernie Whitt are tied with 25.

Guys like Fred McGriff and Robbie Alomar have really good peaks, though.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

bWAR

Position Players
Pitchers

Dave Stieb (my No. 2 pick back for the ESPN thingy) lords above all else, and Roy Halladay lords above all but Stieb. Delgado narrowly edges out Fernandez among position players.

Stieb 53.6
Halladay 47.4
Delgado 33.8
Fernandez 33.3
Jimmy Key 27.8
Barfield 27.2

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just looked it up

Bluebird Banters Top 5:

1) Carlos Delgado
2) Dave Steib
3) Roy Halladay
4) Tony Fernandez
5) Lloyd Moseby

Not too bad a job then.

by Heebs on Apr 19, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hm.

fWAR of 47.7, six year run of All-Star+ caliber, another cut short by the strike shortly after, usually well above average.

bWAR paints almost the same story, just a notch lesser.

Not Hall of Famer on the quick stats, but also probably better than he’s remembered.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joe Carter ranks 63rd in TOTAL bWAR (pitchers included.

He ranks 23rd among just position players in fWAR.

I guess if David Murphy hit a walk-off home run to win the World Series I’d have him way higher than his actual career in Texas warranted, too.

Also, I’m told all the time Devon White was underrated. Apparently.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's a man named Matt Sounders whose, like, life obsession is trying to quantify defense.

And he combines his quantification attempts with historical anecdote and what managers appeared to think of their players to make all-time by position lists.

Anyway, his No. 2 defensive centerfielder EVER is Devon White.

Also, Stan Musial and Rickey Henderson rank a lot higher than I would have expected.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

they are just going off one moment in time

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly

It really depends on the criteria. Joe Carter’s entire body of work statistically doesn’t even come close. However the historical significance of that moment has a huge amount of value to the Blue Jays and their fans.

by Heebs on Apr 19, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine if

That was Borbon for the Rangers last year. He could do nothing wrong no matter how bad he is.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

this was a big part of my Angels hate, my dislike for that idiot Rev runs deep

Quote from Yankees GM about the Texas Rangers Beating them in the 2010 ALCS "They manhandled us," Cashman said. "It was like a steamroller. We couldn't stop them."

by TRFAN on Apr 19, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rev is just misunderstood.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

How much of the hate

is due to that asswipe Rev and HH?

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Apr 19, 2011 11:09 AM CDT reply actions  

85%

"Certainly, we were penalties, and we stopped ourselves." - Les Miles

by e2drummer on Apr 19, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rev and the TV guys.

And the fact that it’s Anaheim (a shithole).

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to like Thug Life but that beard isn't helping matters.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’d like to party with him. K-Rod pissed me off far more.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

without question

I bet he bathes 2 or 3 times per week….fucking beast.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is there any doubt?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

party with him...

or party with his mom.

These are the important questions.

by vfn on Apr 19, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

His mom?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not.

But I don’t mind partying with them.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes,

but I can get much of that food here in Houston, so it’s not quite as novel.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool.

If you can get yourself down in a future fall, I can probably get you in and get you 50-60% off on a hotel.

(I was thinking of the next Food & Wine and thought specifically of you.)

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be pretty sweet.

If you think of this again in a year or so, will you remind me?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Full and part-timers get 16 days of guest passes now, and my family won’t be visiting me 16 times, so I’ll probably have to be creative with the rest. Heh.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

It started with Erstad and Eckstein for me. Those two where fucking annoying even before I knew about how bad they where.

by LSJ on Apr 19, 2011 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

+/- run diff

Rangers are +36
Angels are +6

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 11:10 AM CDT reply actions  

.

A’s are +3
M’s are -37

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's a landslide, like the 1984 election

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Apr 19, 2011 11:16 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

I'm convinced it was Ferraro, not Mondale

November in MInn – they probably thought she was hot…

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by bking on Apr 19, 2011 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the Angels are most hated...

but it’s based on winning. If the Mariners had won 100 games the last 3 years, we’d probably hate them more, especially if they manhandled us. The A’s never seem like much of a threat.

by Apes and Androids on Apr 19, 2011 11:18 AM CDT reply actions  

fixed

They also have had super douchey players.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good point

I was thinking specifically of K-Rod, but they still attract douches like a magnet.

by DFWAg on Apr 19, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

We had some trouble with the A's last year

didn’t we? I hated that pitching staff but respected them as well.

Raise your hand if you're an albino.

by Jorbert Jorgenson on Apr 19, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I find it hard to hate teams just because they are good

it’s not hard when they are annoying. The Angels had a few annoying players over the years, and Mike Scioscia is a reservoir of annoyance.

by Telegraph on Apr 19, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Angels

and it ain’t close. They’re kind of the West Coast Yankees, without the history or talent.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Apr 19, 2011 11:21 AM CDT reply actions  

Could not agree more!

This is the perfect way to describe those guys.

by LetsgoRangers09 on Apr 19, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

this quote made it over at HH....

you done made the big time, son.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

jam is going to get torched for this

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm already banned

do their worst

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Apr 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck them

They are pissed because they had to put their brooms back in the closet.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

In my defense, I have a pretty awesome broom. Kind of hard to store.

Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.

by Commander_Nate on Apr 19, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's in your thermos?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Riot Punch

Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.

by Commander_Nate on Apr 19, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

flavor?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Red, of course

That’s a flavor right?

Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.

by Commander_Nate on Apr 19, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just like purple drank.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Orange drank > Purple Drank.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

I think that thing would do more harm than good.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 19, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's kind of a crapshoot, I'll admit

I just bring the broom and see what happens. Either way is usually pretty entertaining. If not, well, that’s why I’ve got the punch.

Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.

by Commander_Nate on Apr 19, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh well done sir

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 19, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Apr 19, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

linkme?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

and an attempt to go there:
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Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

http://www.halosheaven.com/2011/4/19/2120410/lsb-poll-most-hated-al-west-team

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is like the Cold War

Where NATO and Soviet pilots would intercept each other over the ocean, smile, wave, take pictures, flip each other the bird and then fly home.

Scioscialist Party of America - Redistributing your defense since 2000.

by Commander_Nate on Apr 19, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

BOOM

Your turn.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's funny is

The posters over there think Rev is the shit.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is true

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

REC

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol rec

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Apr 19, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Being a commenter of HH is like being at the cool table in HS

In the end you’re just a loser and someone else is banging your girlfriend.

by Heebs on Apr 19, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't mind the Commander.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's ok

They have a few over there that are good posters but the bad out weigh the good.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

It should.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

What leads you to believe this?

I don’t post much, but I’ve been a member at HH for like a year and a half or so, and I don’t even know the guy. And, while I could just be blind to it, I don’t notice much hero worship of him either. Like I said, I’m really a fringe poster, so I might just be missing it.

"I too played shortstop for many years until I was struck down by Acne and Baby Fat" HST

by No Bologna Polonia on Apr 19, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

aww man, I only wanted the Pat Robertson one.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Much obliged

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by Commander_Nate on Apr 19, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

The idea that we week out players because they were Angels is stupid.

For several years, the Angels had good teams. It follows that they likely had good players. We like to add good players to our team, thus a handful of Angels make their way to Arlington.

It makes zero sense to surmise that JD and Nolan sit in their office pouring over the Angels roster and valuing their players higher than anyone else BECAUSE they are Angels.

Even more than that, our proximity and familiarity with them means we are more likely to trust what we know about them. We know Napoli can hit because we’ve seen him do it more often than we have someone who plays for the Reds or the Cubs or someone else we hardly ever play.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're also not the team

that gave Gary Matthews Jr. $50M.

Looks like we are better at getting former Angels than they are at getting former Rangers.

by vfn on Apr 19, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even more than that, who are the players we have that are former Angels?

We had Vlad, that’s one. Oliver, that’s two. Napoli, that’s three, and O’Day, that’s four. Who am I missing?

Vlad is an all-time great player, but he didn’t come up with the Angels. He was an Expo for what seemed like forever. Does that mean the Angels specifically signed Vlad the Expo? No, it means they signed Vlad.

Oliver started here, so I’m not sure how it makes sense to say we targeted him for being an Angel. He also played for half a dozen other teams. O’Day was there for one before they jettisoned him. We claimed him from the Mets.

Napoli we got through Toronto because Anaheim stupidly traded him. We got him because we wanted Mike Napoli, not Mike Napoli the Angel.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

They think that bc the blogmaster thinks that....

It’s pretty simple.

Sheep and shit.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously, I meant "seek out players" in the subject line.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to assume you meant "poring" over, also.

Or you subconsciously want to pour something on the entirety of the Angels’ roster.

by AsDevilsRun on Apr 19, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

That, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't want to correct you...still gun shy from yesterday

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

He tried to correct something that needed no correction.

He’s a little traumatized by it.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somebody needs to point out the jersey color thing to them.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Donnie Moore sure was good during the playoffs that one season......

Too soon?

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

As in...

the same year the Rangers stopped using it, the Angels bought the entire surplus red stuff, slapped an almost identical font on it, and now act like they own red?

by vfn on Apr 19, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep,

that’d be it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

but man...

those periwinkle jerseys were just the HEIGHT of cool. So awesome.

by vfn on Apr 19, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another common instance of Angels fan dumbassery.

Every team has home whites, so they must be talking about the red jerseys. We debuted ours in 1984 according to a uniform database. When did they get theirs?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's patently the stupidest team name in professional sports.

The The Angels Angels of Anaheim.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why not rename them the California Angels?

If Arte wanted to increase the size of the team’s potential market area, California is a good bit bigger than LA.

by Inkara1 on Apr 19, 2011 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes.

Scioscia. The sour look on his face every time his team doesn’t properly perform their Angelings.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rally Monkey

must kill the rally monkey.

Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011

by iblum on Apr 19, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont give a damn about the Angels winning more than us

1# I hate the Angels, I have always hated the Angels, the most presumptuous and undeserving bunch of crying dick wads ever and I hope they all get crabs.

  1. Rev is an asshole, he has not done anything except pander shitty art articles and astrologize (I sure the hell don’t read any of his baseball tripe so I can’t comment on that )… lookoutlanding is funny those guys at least can make fun of themselves and have a civil conversation… hh well there is a reason that site sucks…

If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?

by lamron on Apr 19, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Angels....by a freaking mile....

Seattle….at least they have a nice park…
Oakland….no fan support….just a disgrace

But the Angels…..it’s not even close!!

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Apr 19, 2011 11:26 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

A's

Because if there is one thing I hate almost as much as those East Coast bias teams it is the team de jour of the supposed baseball intelligentsia. Last year it was Seattle and their non-existent offense. This year it is Oakland and their almost non-existent offense.

(I hate them all quite a bit, and that rally monkey would otherwise be a tiebreaker… but I haven’t been to an Angels game in many years…)

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 11:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Nope Oakland, I figured you got the memo,

here let me look around my desk and see if I have a copy for you.

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Apr 19, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

it certainly wasn't at the level of Seattle last year

but there was definitely some tooting of the A’s horn.

Actually, I don’t think the smart people were really behind Oakland – Texas clearly is too good. But I think the sect of people who know just enough to get in trouble were rallying around Oakland.

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

See,

I think it was more the larger media types who wanted to pick somebody different that went with the A’s. The amount of love the M’s got last year was crazy.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't care that much about the monkey.

It’ stupid because it’s associated with the Angels. I don’t think I’d care if it was on most other teams. If the Padres want a Rally Seal, have at.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

A Rally Seal is totally something the Padres would try to do

of course, the Padres front office was probably too stupid to get the seal to clap for them so they had to go back to the dancing Spanish monk.

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

seal of approval?

If you have a plan to construct somekind of a crude Twix vagaina, I’m all ears.
- Bob Loblaw

by mtex on Apr 19, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that we lost all right to complain about the monkey last year

with this:

I mean Rally Mantis?

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Apr 19, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, bugs are better than monkeys, and it was born via meme.

But, again, the problem with the rally monkey is that he’s an Angel. Not that he’s a rally monkey.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Distiguish

The outbreak monkey was contrived. The mantis was a sign from the deity of your choice.

by Neftali's arm on Apr 19, 2011 12:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

THIS

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 19, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love to give the middle finger to the baseball intelligentsia but I'm guilty

of choosing the A’s to win the AL West this season.

I didn’t think they were a juggernaut but I thought and still think they can win 85-90 games.

I chose them over the Rangers because of the issues before the season surrounding our starting rotation and bullpen. I was afraid we were going to see a good defensive version of the 2008 Rangers.

This year’s Rangers team appears to be much better than that at the moment.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 19, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not waffling at all...the 2011 predictions are all vaulted.

I still think the A’s win between 85-90 games.

Based on what we’ve seen so far from the Rangers, they may be much better than a lot of us thought they were going to be and win more than 90 games.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 19, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

A lot, perhaps,

but not most.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vegas had the Ranger over/under at 88.5.

BProspectus had the Rangers at 85-77 and (I think) the Yankee Weblog somesuch also had 85-77.

Several people on XM also picked the A’s to win the AL West.

If Holland & Harrison are legit and Colby & CJ do their thing, it’s easy to see how the Rangers beat the A’s.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Apr 19, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

A lot of those simulations

do so many iterations that they reduce their margins of victory down to smaller than the average seen most years. It’s more instructive, in that case, to look at the order of teams and the distance between them.

I’m betting a majority thought the Rangers were going to win 90+ games and win the division…but perhaps that’s my bias at play.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The diamond mind blowout at replacement level also includes the average win total for the division champ.

I think they had the rangers winning like 87 on average, but they had the west winner winning like 91 on average, and the rangers winning the west the vast majority of the time.

Cairo itself had them winning like 93. I can’t remember what Oliver had, but Oliver has been putting together a nice track record. I want to say it was at, like, 90

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 3:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Okay.

Replacement Level Yankees Weblog’s Diamond Mind Blowout (an amalgamation of several projection systems using their depth charts) had the Rangers winning 88 games, with a ceiling of 98, and the AL West winner having an average of 91 wins (winning the division by an average of seven games).

The Bill James portion had them at 87 wins.

The CAIRO version had them at 88, which is a huge drop from the 93 it had them at around February.

The Marcel portion had them at 89.

The Oliver portion had them at 90.

The PECOTA edition had them at 86.

They didn’t do ZiPS this year, but when I plugged the ZiPS projections with what we as a community seem to think about the depth charts, I got 92 wins.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm more interested in

where they had the Division winner, though.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

They only display that with the overall thing.

At 91. I’d bet if you bump it up for down based on how many more or less they have the Rangers winning on average, you’d get close.

I.e. if Oliver has the Rangers winning two more than the overall DMB does, I’ll bet Oliver has the average AL West champ winning 93.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

ZiPS on ESPN had the Rangers at 85-77, 1st in the division.

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by D.Szymborski on Apr 19, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't that strike you as low for a division winner?

This is more a comment about if/how big differences should be between mean projections for a team and mean projections for a division winner…

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, it’s low. But with mean predictions, you expect to have a smaller spread.

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by D.Szymborski on Apr 19, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I understand where you are coming from.

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love you.

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by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hatred ranking

Angels
Mariners
A’s (whom I don’t even really hate)

Most of my hate for the Angels and Mariners stems from listening to their TV guys call their team’s games.

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by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 11:35 AM CDT reply actions  

I have to admit

I cheered for the Angels in 2002. They were that “Little Engine That Could” in a way. The Rally Monkey, at that time, was cute. These last few years, especially with the growth of the internet and the ease at which you can communicate with other fans, I’ve come to despise the Angels. I actually dislike their fans more than Yankees fans. The Angels, for me, definitely come second after the Red Sox for teams I hate.

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by Jorbert Jorgenson on Apr 19, 2011 11:35 AM CDT reply actions  

I cheered for the Angels in 2002

because there was no way that Barry Bonds getting a World Series ring would be fitting for baseball. That Baseball Gods agreed with that, but apparently on the condition that the Angels and their horrific fans got to have a World Series.

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by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Interesting comment.

I know this is probably heresy to many, but I was actually gulp glad A-Rod got his ring. For one, I still believe he’s one of the greats and two I just wanted people to shut up about him choking in the playoffs and never stepping up. Now we don’t have to hear those excuses anymore.

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by Jorbert Jorgenson on Apr 19, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

that was a lifetime memory kind of thing for me

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by Jorbert Jorgenson on Apr 19, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Loved the look on his face as he just froze

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lol

Needle
Roids
Teehee

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by The Hutch on Apr 19, 2011 3:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

eh...

I take it on a case by case basis. For players who have integrity (at least how I see it, I don’t really know what they’re really like, of course), definitely. Like guys who play their whole career in a mid-market when they could have sold out for easier shots at rings in New York or Boston. I wanted Bags and Biggio to get rings. I’m glad Pujols has his. I think the Longoria’s, Tulo’s, and guys like that should get theirs.

I have zero respect for Barry Bonds. I hated Bonds when he sold out Pittsburgh (after blowing their shot at the WS with that pathetic throw). And the obvious: he not only juiced, but he did so with absolutely no shame. He gets penalized for being so incredibly blatant about it. (Likewise, things would be better if Clemens never won one either for the same reasons).

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by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

I particularly like players who spend their whole careers in one city. I think there is increasingly something cool about it.

And I’ll always hate Barry Bonds. I respect his awesomeness, but I hate him. And I’m glad he has fewer rings than Bobby Bonilla

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by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not begrudging

it is just a set of bonus points on JBImaknee’s scorecard that you only get if you’re a one-teamer.

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by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know if the Pirates even made Bonds an offer

and if so, it kinda paled in comparison. Plus, he grew up in San Francisco, and his godfather was still an employee of the Giants. it was pretty natural that he went there. kinda like Griffey and the Reds.

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by iblum on Apr 19, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was sort of rooting for that Pirates team at the time

as my dad’s family was all for the Pirates. Obviously everyone wanted Bonds to stay, and Pittsburgh has never recovered from that series and losing him.

If they didn’t make a formal offer for Bonds, it was because it was 100% certain he had told them he wasn’t going to stay for the amount of money they could afford. Which is fair enough; he was the best free agent in baseball at that moment (and probably ever up to that point). He deserved his payday.

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by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bonds was a San Fransisco kid who went back to San Fransisco.

Hard to hold much against him for that, or not beating the Braves. Fuck ton of good teams didn’t beat the Braves in the 90’s.

by Big D Bam Bam on Apr 19, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

And see

I’m am 100% sympathetic with Bonds.

Remember his background: His father’s career got blown out by alcohol (and probably drugs) and media pressure, his team decided to reward Andy Van Slyke over him, because Van Slyke was “more personable”. He was miscast as a leadoff man in Pittsburg early in his career, then later jobbed of an obvious MVP by Terry Freaking Pendleton.

He won 7 mvp’s, but could have easily won 3 more (1991, 1996, 1998). He’s our version of Babe Ruth, and the very same media that recognized him as the best player in the NL on 7 different occasions now wants to keep him out of the HOF. If you believe that he took steroid, and that those steroids gave him an unfair advantage, explain to me how those steroids helped him lead the NL in walks 12 times and walk more times than any player in the history of the game. He walked more than 1000 times more than he struck out in his career. the numbers here are simply staggering.

respect him or not as a person. But the guy was the best baseball player in our lifetime. better than Pujols, better than A-Rod. better than his godfather WIllie Mays or his cousin Reggie Jackson.

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by iblum on Apr 19, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're entitled to your opinion

even though I disagree with almost all of it (other than the fact he could easily have won more MVPs and that he was a great player).

But I’ll just tackle this one: “explain to me how those steroids helped him lead the NL in walks 12 times…”. Bonds was an exceptional player before he started juicing. He had a great eye. No one is saying otherwise. But when he started juicing, and his power went from very good to unprecedented, he inspired a fear in pitchers that literally kept them from throwing strikes out of fear of a home run. I was at the Astros series where he hit #70. He came in with 69 homers. 3 games, he walked something like 8 times – total fear in every Astros pitcher about giving up the record-tying shot. Final at bat he popped #70. Walks and home runs are not orthogonal metrics. And if Steroids—> homers and homers —> walks… you can do the math.

The other issue, of course, is that steroids don’t just add to skill; because clearly both pitchers and hitters used them. But they certainly add to longevity. Bonds had 317 homers after he turned 35; Aaron had 245 and Ruth had 198. That’s the record difference right there…

And I’ll also point out that I don’t think it is even up for debate about whether he took steroids. He practically admits it himself. The federal case hinged only one whether he knew they were steroids or not, not whether they were steroids. Open and shut.

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by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

Not going to argue any of that.

with one exception. His power was NOT unprecedented. he hit more than 50 homers once. what was unprecedented was what happened after he hit 73 homers. the 249 intentional walks in 3 years.

Now, its obvious that there’s no record of how many times Babe was “intentionally” walked, but the previous record was Hank Aaron’s 293.

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by iblum on Apr 19, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now hold on.

Why are you using pure home run totals to indicate unprecedented power?

He didn’t hit 50 again because his at-bats dropped because of outrageous walk totals. His home run rates skyrockted to (for him) unprecedented levels and remained even after 2001. If people didn’t walk him, he would have crushed 50 home runs routinely.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

but... but..

he only hit 27 doubles in 2004. and he didn’t lead the league in either homers or RBI.

ok, I’ll stop. yes, 2004 was the definition of “breaking the system”.

135 hits in 373 at bats, 45 of those hits cleared the fence. 41strikeouts, 232 walks, 120 of them intentional.

19 intentional walks with the bases empty.
11 with a man on first.
8 with men on first and second.
(none with the bases loaded).
in situations where a man was on third with less than 2 out, he was 5 for 10 with 3 sac flies and was walked intentionally 18 times (plus 4 non-intentional walks) and 0 strikeouts.
in fact, with runners in scoring position he struck out 3 times vs 111 walks 90 of which were intentional.
16 plate appearances with men on second and third. 14 intentional walks.
74 pA’s with a runner only on second. 52 intentional walks. (that’s more than anyone else has ever gotten in any season in the majors, ever.)
but was it right to walk him? well…. .394/.754/.944 is what he hit that year with runners in scoring position.

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by iblum on Apr 19, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

And, for the record, I'd have Bonds in the HOF

along with all these other steroids guys. I’m a realist above all else; and that is what the game was in the 1993-2003 era. You can’t leave out an entire decade of players, and you can’t arbitrarily exclude some without full knowledge of all. Bonds, Palmeiro, McGwire, Sosa, Clemens, etc. They all get my vote.

I don’t have to like them though.

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by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

me too

100% agreement.

Not to mention that the “steroid” era is partially responsible for the recovery of baseball after the 1994 strike.

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by iblum on Apr 19, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I've said it before,

but I would apply some statistical penalty. If they’re good enough despite the penalty, which all of those guys you listed probably are, then they’re in.

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

that’s the way to do it. And honestly, simply correcting for era probably does the trick. Guys were getting 500 homers at the rate guys got 400 homers in the past.

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by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

This was easy for me.....the filthy stinking Angels
  1. Oakland and the Ms take last place (as usual)

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by TRFAN on Apr 19, 2011 11:36 AM CDT reply actions  

Angels

Mostly because of their douchey fans, and the way their team acts entitled to the West.

I still have a lot of residual Mariner hate from the 90s, though it’s abated a bit since A-Rod left and they started sucking so badly.

Oakland, OTOH, I’ve always liked, even going back to the 80s. Never had any animosity towards them at all.

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by RCCook on Apr 19, 2011 11:39 AM CDT reply actions  

For me, it's definitely the Angels

The biggest reason isn’t that the Angels were winning. It’s HOW they were winning. BABIPing your way to 95-100 wins is very annoying. Losing to Weaver or Haren is much less annoying because those are legitimately good pitchers with peripherals to back up their success. Not that I like losing to them, but at least if it happens, it’s not because of a 50/50 coin flip going the Angels’ way 95 times.

by Inkara1 on Apr 19, 2011 11:39 AM CDT reply actions  

See

if anything, I think the fact the Angels continually were winning in spite of their RS/RA, etc is kind of cool. But I’m a cynic like that; I enjoy seeing where models fail, and clearly the Angels of the ‘00s were not explainable by others’ logic. Of course, I’d prefer that have been another team, but they were a lot more interesting than those teams that just did what they were supposed to do…

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by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh,

so what’d you think of Sunday in the NBA?

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming this poll is questioning our 'sports hate'?

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by mtex on Apr 19, 2011 11:40 AM CDT reply actions  

The Mariners are such losers that I find it hard to care much about them.

And I’ve been to Safeco and had a really good time in Seattle. The A’s can suck a nut in the stupid cavernous ballpark and their annoyingly endless stream of good young arms.

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by jam0152 on Apr 19, 2011 11:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Being in this thread enrages me.

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by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 11:42 AM CDT reply actions  

Go clean your kitchen

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

whoa man... chill, brah

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by jam0152 on Apr 19, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Had to go with the Angels

I’m meh about the Mariners, although if they were to ever start winning again, I would probably change that opinion.

The As were my childhood team, so I find it hard to hate on them, even if several of my favorite players from that era are now persona non grata with many due to steroids. Plus, I still have fond memories about Rickey Henderson’s reaction to becoming Nolan’s 5000th strikeout victim. His quote about the occasion – “If he ain’t struck you out, then you ain’t nobody.” He also had another interesting tie to Nolan – he broke the stolen base record the same day Nolan recorded his 7th no-hitter, albeit in different games.

The only time I ever felt anything but hate for the Angels was when Jim Abbott pitched for them, just because he was such a great human interest story. Then they traded him to the Yankees and that was the end of that.

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by TracyJean on Apr 19, 2011 11:42 AM CDT reply actions  

Aw man...

why’d you have to remind me he was traded to the Yankees?

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by Jorbert Jorgenson on Apr 19, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wise choice.

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by lost in space on Apr 19, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

when'd this happen?

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by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

raising him right

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

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by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

the expos were (and may still be) my 2nd fav team

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

It should be 100% Angels.

If not the Angels, then the Miami Heat.

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by CEW on Apr 19, 2011 11:55 AM CDT reply actions  

I still can't find it in me

to hate the Heat.

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by Jorbert Jorgenson on Apr 19, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're not looking hard enough.

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by TXHC on Apr 19, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's there you just have to find it

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably just because

I’ve been thinking of baseball for 5 months and haven’t had time to think about them, haha.

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by Jorbert Jorgenson on Apr 19, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

That’s something you cuddle with in bed. By “you” I mean someone else.

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by Jorbert Jorgenson on Apr 19, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

and by "Cuddle with" he means do unspeakable things to...

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by bking on Apr 19, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everybody realizes MC Hammer worked for the A's in

the early-mid 70s, correct?

He was Charlie Finley’s mole. Got his nickname because he looked like Henry Aaron as a kid.

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by Josey Wales on Apr 19, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

were you afraid my post was too cerebral for the people here?

they are a lot smarter than you think

thanks for explaining it, though… i guess

by sam in so cal on Apr 19, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Definitely "too cerebral" for some.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

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by Josey Wales on Apr 19, 2011 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

PLEASE HAMMA DON"T HURT EM

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by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

no...

but i rocked some parachute pants in the mud 80’s…

complete with bandanna tied around my leg

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by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, that was the Hammer Dance.

Moonwalk was for shoes with little grip, preferably with white socks.

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget bowling shoes...

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

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by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for truth.

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw this and thought, "this needed a poll?"

I voted and the results would seem to agree. lol

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by TXHC on Apr 19, 2011 12:11 PM CDT reply actions  

this really isn't that close for me

it’s the angels.

and, i don’t care about their fans, or their bloggers or any of that stuff…

dislike mainly beacuse they win and continue to win with crappy talent. they are the luckiest team i’ve ever seen…and it’s extremely annoying.

garrett freaking anderson…really??

by Longhorn on Apr 19, 2011 12:17 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Mariners

I hate every other team’s fans more or less equally. (Except the Nationals because they have none.) So I can’t get chuffed about that.

But how this entire thread has gone on and NO ONE has mentioned Richie Sexson yet…well, I just can’t abide by that.

Mariners hate forever.

We need to develop the technology to reanimate the corpse of Kenesaw Mountain Landis and install him as commissioner again. He wouldn't put up with this crap.

by RadicalBender on Apr 19, 2011 12:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Can I say Chris Davis here?

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by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Might've been Vladdy before last year.

I’ll say Torii Hunter

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by jam0152 on Apr 19, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

how did it take 4 posts for him to show up?

hands down this guy.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's probably my real vote

as opposed to my snarky Chris Davis vote.

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by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Easily.

I love how I was able to hate Bret Boone without the reinforcement of internet information or a Rangers community, which is often what it takes to hate the same people as most fellow fans.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ryan Sweeney

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by mtex on Apr 19, 2011 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chan Ho

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by mtex on Apr 19, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe the Angels can sign Papeldouche

and there can be a douche explosion of epic proportions.

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by iblum on Apr 19, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

has anyone made mention of the Papelbon/Swisher commercial?

Fail in epic proportions.

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by mtex on Apr 19, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeff Sullivan did at LL

He said it’s like how GoDaddy tries to lure him to their site with half-naked women, except Norelco is trying to do with with two dudes in the bathroom.

by Inkara1 on Apr 19, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

The back to back

Papelbon/Swisher and then Granderson (?) Phiten commercials were annoying.

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreeed.....fuck that guy

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by shock00 on Apr 19, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

a million times this.

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by bioaggie on Apr 19, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn...this is my 1b

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by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lackey.

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 19, 2011 12:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Bret Boone

John Lackey, Vladimir Guerrero, Nick Swisher, Terrence Long, Ichiro Suzuki, Jaime Moyer and others are all in the mix.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lackey's face is the epitome of evil.

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 19, 2011 1:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yea Lackey and Boone are up there

Boone could be my most hated…something about Braden just irritates the shit out of me though.

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was going to write Ichiro in here too

he’s really quite obnoxious.

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by JBImaknee on Apr 19, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ichiro

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by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tim Salmon

hated when that c-sucker came up to bat late in a close game against the Rangers

by elvis1isking on Apr 19, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Juan Rivera and Adam Kennedy

I can’t choose.

Jon Daniels > Nolan Ryan > awesome

by dstar442005 on Apr 19, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

Move the Astros to the AL West. Have either one or three interleague series at all times. Each team still gets their 18 interleague games. Simple.

by seanathan on Apr 19, 2011 4:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Move the Rays to San Antonio and put them in the AL West.

Kick Cleveland to the AL East.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or just put a new team there...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ooooh, ok.

Well, tell them to get a non-depressing stadium, then.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

From what I've heard, driving to the Trop is pretty bad in itself.

And it’s the Trop as opposed to the new stadium for the Miami Marlins.

by booyakasha on Apr 19, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, there will be no more Florida Marlins, California Angels are long gone,

I consider the Mets/MFY to reference the city, not the state…Now once the DBacks, Twins, and Rockies fix their names, we’ll be the only ones rep’ing an entire state.

by booyakasha on Apr 19, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

the drive to the trop is terrible...

it took me almost 4 hours to get back to Daytona after game 2 of the ALDS last year… whoever decided to put a stadium there is obviously retarded…

by Mantis Be Praised on Apr 19, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I think people see the attendance for the Rays and assume they’re actually in Tampa and just say “TAMPA DOESN’T LIKE BASEBALL!”

While it’s true it’s not the most supportive of areas, it’s not that simple. For one, they do like baseball, but they’re largely transplants. However, they and their kids would support a winner, and the Rays have been winning but not long.

On top of that, though, there’s the awful, awful drive which is not actually in Tampa, to get to an awful, awful stadium. Then there are the psychotic blackout rules that torture everyone in central Florida not immediately near Tampa. And yet despite that, the Rays do fine in the television ratings, showing people care and watch, they’re just being presented an awful option for viewing in person. And, of course, in Florida there is a lot to do in the summer that baseball games have to compete with.

It’s absurd. It’s not that the Rays can’t or won’t ever get fans, it’s that they can’t get their communities to agree on getting a stadium, don’t have a lot of money, and are put through torture to go to what’s currently there.

by philkid3 on Apr 19, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

If...

it’s in an area without a lot of money, with poor public transportation infastructure, a shitty stadium that’s hard to get to, etc… maybe these are all reasons it NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAD A FRANCHISE TO BEGIN WITH.

by vfn on Apr 19, 2011 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

It’s easier to go to the playoffs this way

by Jobu. on Apr 19, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate thhe A's

But I have to say that I like Dallas Braden

Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.

by Gay For Feliz on Apr 19, 2011 1:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

you sir are not Texan

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 19, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dallas Braden is about as cool as AIDS

Never have I been on A-Rod’s side since the trade to NYY, except when Braden threw a fit about his mound

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

where'd you hear that?

That’s one of my go-to cut downs (off the web).

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

its because he's sitting behind you

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 19, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

the reason I like him makes me more Texan

Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.

by Gay For Feliz on Apr 19, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finally found this picture.

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh absolutely

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

I went through our schedule on ESPN for 2010, and found our record, and knew that was what I needed to search in the archives to find the right PGT.

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats annoying

about the angels is it seems like they get a lot of credit for being a great run organization from the joe morgan’s and john kruk’s of the world when in reality they aren’t a very well run and the terrible contracts they have handed out over the last couple years will most likely doom them to mediocrity for awhile. its like, they have tried so hard to be like the dodgers that now, they are the dodgers!

by selppuc on Apr 19, 2011 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

ESPN baseball analyst John Kruk

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

is anyone surprised by this

He’s just not very good at baseball

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 19, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

except lowe has actually been good at one point?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lowe was decent once

I wouldn’t say he was ever good

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

1 decent season is 1 more than what Salty has

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is true

good riddance salty !

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 19, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's very true

I guess there similarity is that they both have all the tools to be great, they just are tools and suck

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

why do you hate lowe so much?

did he steal your girl or something?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

worse

he makes my team lose games

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

...and no one else does that, right?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's just never done anything good for the Rangers

the only time I’ve seen him look like a decent pitcher he was getting Rangers out. I’d love for him to pull a Harrison and make me eat my words bc the team could use it

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

...ok?

do you also hate martin perez? i mean, he hasnt done anything good for the rangers either…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay

You’ve riled up KoK. This conversation can only go up from here!

by Heebs on Apr 19, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey...he is the guy who wanted to DFA lowe, even though he has an option remaining...

equally, if you are unable to understand splits, i cannot help you at all.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I may of been a little off my rocker that day

I am tired of watching the guy make the same mistakes over and over. I also wanted to open a spot on the 40 so we could call up Endy. If we could trade Lowe for anything I don’t think it would of been a horrible move

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

how many times has he appeared in rangers games?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

7

He wasn’t good as a Mariner though. Outside of 09 he has never been good or healthy

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would say that 7 games = SSS

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

My point re: Arthur Rhodes had nothing to do with splits

It had everything to do with leaving in a pitcher who was laboring and had control issues in this specific appearance.

And I wasn’t attacking you in the above comment, I was joking around.

by Heebs on Apr 19, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

then i apologize for jumping the gun :)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

He hasn't done anything bad for the Rangers either

I’m tired of Lowe getting a pass bc he can bring it upper 90’s. Try dialing it down to the low 90’s w/ controll and movement. Clearly what he’s tried thus far doesn’t work for staying healthy or winning games.

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are correct!

anyone that can throw upper 90s can easily “dial it down” and gain control/movement, right?

give the guy a break – he has talent, he has never had “control” consistently. that said, if he figures it out then you have a VERY valuable part of a bullpen. equally, even if he doesnt figure it out you have a guy who is serviceable and who can be a part of a bullpen as opposed

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's not at all what I said

but it’s worked for a lot of people to help gain controll. I never said Lowe doesn’t have talent, that’s why I compared him to Salty. All that talent and 0 results. The way he has pitched a majority of his career(specifically recently) he is not serviceable. Why do you get so upset about Lowe being called out for sucking?

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

KOK

gets upset over trivial stuff all the time. It’s who he is…

"Calmer than you are dude"

I feel much better about the long-term major league futures of Boggs & Teagarden than Nelson Cruz.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

glad to see you still are going to go along with the whole "avoid me, i will avoid you" thing

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am avoiding you

I was trying to warn someone else about you. You responded to me.

"Calmer than you are dude"

I feel much better about the long-term major league futures of Boggs & Teagarden than Nelson Cruz.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You really should relax more

I’m worried about your stress levels…

"Calmer than you are dude"

I feel much better about the long-term major league futures of Boggs & Teagarden than Nelson Cruz.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck off.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

See what I mean

"Calmer than you are dude"

I feel much better about the long-term major league futures of Boggs & Teagarden than Nelson Cruz.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i get upset for morons saying to DFA players who have talent.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I admitted I was off my rocker a bit the other day bc I was pissed

But it makes sense on some levels to DFA him…it wouldn’t hurt to get Endy on the 40 and you might be able to get something for Lowe in a trade. Worst case you lose him for nothing, I really don’t fear we are losing much.

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

fair enough

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

It really doesn't

You can try and trade him while he’s in AAA and you don’t put your back against the wall with the 10 day deadline to move him.

"Calmer than you are dude"

I feel much better about the long-term major league futures of Boggs & Teagarden than Nelson Cruz.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

That may be so

but for what reason. Endy will play sparingly. Murphy will get the majority of Hamilton’s AB’s and Borbon is going to keep getting chances in center. DFA’ing Lowe so Endy can play once every 10 days isn’t a good use of resources.

"Calmer than you are dude"

I feel much better about the long-term major league futures of Boggs & Teagarden than Nelson Cruz.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chavez vs. Gentry

is the reason you are willing to DFA Mark Lowe (even though I’m sure there are other 40 moves that could be made to clear that space)?

by ab03 on Apr 19, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just like Matt Harrison

and many others right?

"Calmer than you are dude"

I feel much better about the long-term major league futures of Boggs & Teagarden than Nelson Cruz.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's not compare Mark Lowe to Matt Harrison

and Harrison still isn’t proven, I hope the success he’s had thus far continues forever and I’ll happilyadmit I was wrong about him over and over again.

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

and for the record

I don’t think throwing upper 90’s in a straight line should be classified as talent. It’s simply a strong arm

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

how many guys in MLB can consistantly throw in upper 90s?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

how many guyes in MLB, AAA, AA, A

a lot, a whole fucking lot. How many guys do it effectively?

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

what % do you think it is?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

do you think 5-10% of players average over 95 MPH on their fastball?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

not players

average no…but neither does Mark Lowe

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

wrong.

fangraphs pitch FX data has him at 95.4 for his career and 96.0 for this year.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lose

but he still sucks. I won’t back off that

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

92.8 on FB

per cached fangraphs

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

TAG would say Mark Lowe is throwing.

He hasn’t learned how to pitch, it’s time he learned to pitch

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

i agree.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

that’s why he went to AAA, instead of getting DFA’d.

by AsDevilsRun on Apr 19, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've given up on him learning

that’s where our argument starts, and argument is over. I can see your point if you believe he will learn

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

well you have to take a chance

that he “figures it out”

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

In case this hasn't been brought up

I recall reading on LL that a lot of Lowe’s success had to do with sinking movement on his fastball. Obviously he’s lost that sinking movement since his injury.

by Heebs on Apr 19, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus fucking Christ

WE GET IT. LET IT DIE. HE’S IN ROUND ROCK FOR FUCK’S SAKE STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.

by vfn on Apr 19, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

really?

i cant get to fangraphs and look it up but i bet it is very low

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You remind me

of the people who hang around H.S. baseball talking about this guy is throwing 88 and this guy is throwing 92. When you see them live, they might be sitting 79-81 on the gun.

"Calmer than you are dude"

I feel much better about the long-term major league futures of Boggs & Teagarden than Nelson Cruz.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I played agianst Colt Griffin who threw 100+

along w/ several others who threw a legit 90+…but I know the guy you are referring to

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

really is a damn shame the royals let him do what he wanted to

after signing him

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

know people who knew him

a) he didnt have anything offspeed
b) he never did anything the summer after the royals signed him (and the royals never sent him a workout/checked in on him after he signed)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt

you saw that many guys in H.S. who threw that hard. I remember the kid from Altus we faced one summer that was throwing “100”. The scout told me later they had him at 91.

"Calmer than you are dude"

I feel much better about the long-term major league futures of Boggs & Teagarden than Nelson Cruz.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

what is "the area" out of curiosity?

i assume east texas?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

and when I say 5

I’m talking consistantly 91,92,93 not Colt Griffin’s 1 pitch at 102

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would believe that there were 4-5 guys in e texas throwing in the 90s

a couple of years ago, there were at least 3 in the texarkana area (wacha at PG and some of the guys at t-high)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

atlanta

come to think of it, there were at least 4 a couple of years ago

1 at PG (wacha)
2 at Thigh
1 at henderson (jenkins)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

So a bodybuilder can throw 90?

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the literal definition

we’re talking baeball here. Billy Wagner being the strongest of all arms

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aroldis Chapman

wonders why Wagner relied on his changeup so often.

by AsDevilsRun on Apr 19, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could a chimp throw upper 90's?

They are 10 x stronger than a human.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's a video on Youtube...

the chimp throws it so hard the ball has burn marks on it.

by lost in space on Apr 19, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still not

a good use of resources. Endy isn’t a gamechanger. You don’t get rid of one middle of the pack guy, especially not a guy with that good of arm, to replace him with another middle of the pack guy.

"Calmer than you are dude"

I feel much better about the long-term major league futures of Boggs & Teagarden than Nelson Cruz.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think Endy is a great savior

but there is no point in Davis being on this team. Our outfield last night(defensively) was pathetic. We shouldn’t be subjecting our team to that sort of outfield just so Chris Davis can get some PT

by chalktalk on Apr 19, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boy, maybe?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Scorn and defiance, slight regard, contempt and any thing that may not misbecome the mighty sender, doth he prize you at. "

I’m going with Exeter, he knew how to be dismissive.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Apr 19, 2011 1:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I voted the Angels

followed very closely by the A’s.

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't hate the Mariners at all

if only because Jeff Sullivan makes it easier to not hate them.

However, the Angels….

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Apr 19, 2011 1:26 PM CDT reply actions  

The Angels could go 0-162

and they would still be up there in the most hated, because of the walking labia that runs their site.

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Apr 19, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Walking labia seems kind...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Walking botched circumcision

fixed

"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"

by Maximilian on Apr 19, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Leftover parts from a labiaplasty??

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by bking on Apr 19, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please refrain from narrating the game. People can follow gameday on their own.

by Matthew

If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?

by lamron on Apr 19, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please refrain

from talking poorly about Matthew.

"Calmer than you are dude"

I feel much better about the long-term major league futures of Boggs & Teagarden than Nelson Cruz.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow....well done

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 19, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, I find Rev amusing.,,,

he does not enrage me or anything…I also find that the majority of the community idolizes him, which is weird.

To each his own.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have an attractive taint?

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, his is horribly un-maintained.

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 19, 2011 1:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

You know this how?

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

He says he doesn't care about DWTS or maintaining his taint.

Oral sex could be very unpleasant.

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 19, 2011 1:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

He could have the greatest taint ever

And oral sex on blakethegr8 would still be unpleasant at the very least for me.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

good point.

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 19, 2011 1:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is true.

I’m out of the loop when it comes to taint grooming. It just gets the occasional scrub.

by blakethegr8 on Apr 19, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Occasional?

The taint needs a little TLC, too.

It’s like I always say…“A clean taint is a happy taint.”

by ILikePizza on Apr 19, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you like cheese bread?

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I swear, Boomer,

It just feels like we’ve had this conversation before. Multiple times, in fact.

Am I hallucinating?

by ILikePizza on Apr 19, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

good point

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

un-tainted.

If you have a plan to construct somekind of a crude Twix vagaina, I’m all ears.
- Bob Loblaw

by mtex on Apr 19, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is what he eats.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Outside of being passionate about the Ranger's success.

I could not give a damn about any of the AL West teams. I am not much into the idea of hating, I just want the Rangers to do well and since that comes at the expense of the other AL West teams doing less well or even poorly, then so be it. Hatred takes more motivation and dedication then I have to spare. So I will just focus what I do have on being passionate about the Rangers.

Oh, this is the spot where everyone else puts long, annoying stories that take up the entire page.

by casew on Apr 19, 2011 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Angels over Mariners.

My hate for FOE has transferred to the Angels SBN blog.

by cstorm15 on Apr 19, 2011 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

The thing is

I moved to Dallas ten years ago, and that’s when I began following the Rangers (weird time to become a fan of the Rangers during THOSE early years). Watching them put the likes of Aaron Fultz, Robert Ellis,and Rick Bauer out there, yet I still, somehow, rooted for those teams. For the most part of those 10 years, it was the Angels who became the division rival that I detested the most.

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by chrisR on Apr 19, 2011 1:54 PM CDT reply actions  

The reason I like Braden is one of the main reason ya'll hate him

he went to Texas Tech

Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.

by Gay For Feliz on Apr 19, 2011 1:54 PM CDT reply actions  

IDK

I’m just guessing 95% of LSBers hate TTU

Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.

by Gay For Feliz on Apr 19, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing 5% of LSBers like TTU

I’m guessing 5% of LSBers hate TTU

I’m guessing 90% of LSBers don’t give a shit about TTU

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by Brad on Apr 19, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

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by jam0152 on Apr 19, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't give a shit

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't give a shit about TTU, TCU or A&M.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 19, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

account me amongst the 90%

who’s shit is not given.

Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011

by iblum on Apr 19, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, you're right

That is NOT the reason why most of us hate Braden.

"My parents actually loved to pimp me too." - LSJ

by chrisR on Apr 19, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

i doubt that 95+% of LSBers knew he went to TT

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's mentioned everytime he pitches agaisnt us

Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.

by Gay For Feliz on Apr 19, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

must have forgotten it.

equally, hate for TT is literally zero part of the reason i (and most others) hate him.

if you dont get that…well not sure what else i can say

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

anyway, that's why I like him

so i guess i’m going to be hated

Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.

by Gay For Feliz on Apr 19, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't know it...

but then I don’t really care about the collegiate dick measuring that goes on around here and I avoid those subthreads.

by vfn on Apr 19, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've never seen one

Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.

by Gay For Feliz on Apr 19, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well shit I hate him now

If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?

by lamron on Apr 19, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is why people hate Braden. I think

“That “209” is the area code of Braden’s hometown of Stockton, California, where he showed it off at a local minor league baseball game. In Gothic numerals. No less."

If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?

by lamron on Apr 19, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe he told the artist to write Tech and he just mispelled it.

If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?

by lamron on Apr 19, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have never seen that pic

I can see why ya’ll hate him

Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.

by Gay For Feliz on Apr 19, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Among other things

the THIS IS MY MOUND pussy bullshit, saying that “we don’t do much talking in the 209.”

He’s the epitome of douchetastic.

by vfn on Apr 19, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

That one

is what sealed the deal for me. Anytime someone references their area code like I’m supposed to cringe automatically puts him on the d-bag list.

"Calmer than you are dude"

I feel much better about the long-term major league futures of Boggs & Teagarden than Nelson Cruz.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

You wouldn't even make it into

the 817

"Calmer than you are dude"

I feel much better about the long-term major league futures of Boggs & Teagarden than Nelson Cruz.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Apr 19, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hear

the 666 is pure hell

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

817 FOR LIFE!

Although I became the 682 when I got my first cell phone.

But 817 REPRESENT!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm 817 too.

You use the area code of your first gang, right?

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 19, 2011 2:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Of course.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

I too have an 817 cell phone, despite living in Carrollton/Dallas for the past 12 years.

817 4 LIFE

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-- RevHaloFan

by RCCook on Apr 19, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, you're the one tagging all the Starbucks......

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Apr 19, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not just from the 817,

I’m from White Settlement.

Watch out.

by Closure GT on Apr 19, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoa

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

They still have gypsies/Irish Travelers living out there?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

find out for me.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am fascinated by Irish Travelers and The Freight Train Riders of America / other hobo or freight jumper gangs

Truef.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Travelers

My mom’s told me stories about the ones that live in the Augusta, Georgia area- we think my great-grandmother might have been one.

"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."

-- RevHaloFan

by RCCook on Apr 19, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes...Irish Travelers are still in White Settlement.

per Google

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

903, bitches.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most misleading name ever.

Hardly any white people in White Settlement.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you purple?

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Purple people?

C’mon now, you’ve gotta draw the line somewhere.

by Heebs on Apr 19, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eaters

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

None of ya'll could hang

in the uber cool 903

Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011

by iblum on Apr 19, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

i was gonna say, no way i am the only one…

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

903 is fucking huge

from lake texoma all the way around the east side of dallas. (and out to texarkana and south)

Why don't you have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? - Lisa W 3/4/2011

by iblum on Apr 19, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

yuuuup

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm chilling in the 903

RIGHT FUCKIN’ NOW!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMG!!!!

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yes.

Indeed it does.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

903 is probably as big (or bigger than)

817, 972, 682, and 214 combined.

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by TXHC on Apr 19, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

where?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

duh

was thinking e texas, not 903 lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

My in-laws are in the 903

I’ll pass :x

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Apr 19, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

817 was so pussy that we had to dump it and roll with the 9-Fo-0

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a huge Cowboy fan, and I've always hated the rest of the NFC East. I talk mad shit.

But I never use past successes to justify my team’s current awesomeness (or lack of). If I see a Cowboy fan wearing a “Got Rings?” shirt, I’m gonna slap him in the face. Am I the only one that thinks that past success is a fandom cop out?

by booyakasha on Apr 19, 2011 1:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I never had a big problem with the Cardinals at all

whenever they were apart of it.

And maybe I just wasn’t as big into it then, but I didn’t have a problem with the Giants until somewhat recently when they got a clan of douches on their team like Osi and Tuck. Also Eli is one of the worst QBs I’ve ever seen and people overrating him so much also probably added to it.

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by Mike E on Apr 19, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Hate

http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nba/news/story?id=6388692

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 1:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh balls

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck......swear to god I detest that guy

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 19, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

cant get to it at work

what does it say? (or is it the crawford story)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the Crawford story

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's even more about Crawford...

http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-mavericks/headlines/20100429-Tim-Donaghy-Danny-Crawford-is-4799.ece

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Since the Mavs are going to lose,

I hope the fans give him the business all night.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

xx
I just think that it is almost humanly impossible a referee could have that record with one team during playoff games alone."

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure statistics gurus could weigh in on this

Is this enough data that the results are statistically significant?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

It sure as shit doesn't seem like it...

but god damn Mavs fans are paranoid motherfuckers.

by vfn on Apr 19, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why do you say it doesn't seem like it?

I mean, I know basketball games aren’t simple Bernoulli trials, but 2 out of 18 compared to their 48 out of 89 in the rest of their playoff games under Cuban is (statistically) obscene.

If you were overseeing some sort of process, and introduced a change that dropped your success rate from 54% over your first 89 runs to 11% over your next 18, how long would you wait before thinking it might have something to do with the change?

by Closure GT on Apr 19, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

The NBA really sets themselves up for this sort of things by changing crews mid-series

It really DOES look like manipulating the outcome when they do it.

The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano

by bking on Apr 19, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

its because its absolutely fucking true

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 19, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sample size issues,

but 2-16 is pretty damning. Between playoff teams, I doubt many games outside of some 1-8 matchups ever favor one team more than 70%. The Mavs have been pretty good over that stretch are were probably the better team in a fair number of games.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

The thing that really got me

Was the -7.7 point differential with Crawford and the +0.9 point differential without him.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hah.

Wow.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's pretty incredible.

For comparison purposes, if you flipped a coin 18 times, you’d only have a 0.00058 chance of getting just 2 heads. And less than a 7-in-10000 chance of having 2 or fewer heads.

by Closure GT on Apr 19, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, this is what I get, too.

Incidentally, how did you do this? I did (1+2+3+(n-1))/(2^n) .

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

18-choose-2 / 2^18

Comes out the same in this case but I can’t tell you why off the top of my head. For instance, how would you do the 3-out-of-18 case?

by Closure GT on Apr 19, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, that'd be better.

Probably some overly complicated version of what I did for 2/18.

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

nvm, I think I see why that works for the choose-2 case now.

It would get super annoying to do something similar for the three-or-more case, though.

by Closure GT on Apr 19, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I started to type it out and quickly powered down.

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quick, go to your Google search bar

and type:

18 choose 2

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

i <3 google

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's so funny how many times I type 3 letters of an entire sentence

and it already knows what i’m looking for.

Google has made me an even lazier person than I already was.

by lost in space on Apr 19, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, type

18 choose 3

You don’t even have to hit enter!

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm talking about cumulative probabilities for

binomial distributions.

Not the combination/permutation method. Those only give you the probability for one case.

by AsDevilsRun on Apr 19, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excel (again. even though it makes me feel kinda dirty. Python 4 loife!)

super-easy to view both individual and cumulative over any range you like.

by Closure GT on Apr 19, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

jeez

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I felt like

my math/Google skills were being questioned, so I had to act smart.

But seriously, I used to rock at the maths

by AsDevilsRun on Apr 19, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't have a fucking clue what you guys are talking about.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 19, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Generally, things are stastically significant at <0.05 .

How’s Nederland?

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um. Great.

I go to school all day and then have 2.5 hours of homework. Then I go eat somewhere…..so I’m really loving the restaurants. That’s all I’ve been able to see though, lol.

Had frog legs tonight. Mmm…..

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 19, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought you were on an oil rig or something.

WTF do you actually do for a living?

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by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

The rig was in Egypt, now it’s headed back to the Gulf.

I’m here in Middelburg, Netherlands to go to training for a week, then I head back to Houston. I’ll be back on the rig the first week of May.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 19, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

So the rig itself was in Egypt.

And now they’re moving it back to the Gulf?

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by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

It’s a drill ship, so….it can move easily. Ultra-deepwater drilling ship.

The oil company temporarily moved it to Egypt for some exploratory drilling while the moratorium in the Gulf was in effect. Now that they have a permit to actually drill again, they’re headed back to where the money is at.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 19, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well it's a good thing we're loaning billions to the Colombians to build their new refinery.

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by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...I don't know anything about that...

But, the moratorium is lifted in the Gulf, rigs are drilling again and there’s about 3,456 new regulations to follow. So….whee!!!

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 19, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm?

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

http://www.wmbb.com/Global/story.asp?S=14406075

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by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
About four percent of the transaction will directly benefit small businesses. The transaction will help create or sustain over 15,000 American jobs for a total of four years.

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

BUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT.

BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

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"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok.

I wonder what the interest rate on the loan is.

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

he WAS on a rig

until right before the tailgate

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 19, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to think the NBA should institute some sort of peremptory strike system for the playoffs.

Each team gets one strike per crew member.

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by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Line item veto?

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

More or less

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry,

NFL has me on edge about the term ‘strike’ right now.

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by GhettoBear04 on Apr 19, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

As a Rangers fan who transported to LA

I see all my games at Angel Stadium. The older fans are pleasant as any other, cheerful ribbing from them.

The young fans? Spoiled little OC brats who are obnoxious, drunk AND high yelling things like “at least we live in Anaheim” as if anybody outside of Anaheim says “man I want to live there”.

by HollywoodRanger on Apr 19, 2011 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

The whole "Anaheim is completely different than LA REALLY"

thing is all racially motivated, isn’t it? Sure as fuck feels like it is.

by vfn on Apr 19, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

As another Rangers fan who lives in LA

The older fans were very pleasant, except for one drunken fan who yelled “RANGERS SUCK!” in disgust after we won 2-1 on July 31. I didn’t encounter any issues with the younger fans, though, but perhaps if I go to more games at Angels Stadium, I’ll get a better idea of how the younger fans are.

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was funny. Toward the end of the regular season last year

As the Rangers were cruising, but not dominating like they had earlier in the year, an Angels fan looked at me and said:

“Are you ready for the biggest meltdown in MLB history?”

Insinuating that the Rangers would still lose the AL West, being up 6-7 games at that point.

All I could say was “We’ll see. But until then, YOU guys own that title.”

by HollywoodRanger on Apr 19, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

When that fan yelled “Rangers suck!” I almost wanted to say “Standings, sir,” but I figured that would be a bad idea. Messing with drunk, pissed off fans is never a good idea

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dang

Better bring the rain ponchos to the game tonight, I guess

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by Lisa W on Apr 19, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ooh

“Explosive thunderstorm development is expected along cold front this afternoon as it encounters a strongly unstable air mass with MLCAPE approaching 3000-4500 j/kg.”

Words that make my geeky little weather-loving self squeal with glee.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Apr 19, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL it's the welcome to spring in Texas, folks!

I enjoy the storms, until they start destroying my roof. However my kids hate them.

by DMP Texan on Apr 19, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Denton and Weatherford for sure..

Don’t they always get hammered by any spring storm?

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by bking on Apr 19, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

iluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvit

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by jam0152 on Apr 19, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes...it's awesome.

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by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just heard that a house was relocated in Krum

I’m kidding, but if you’ve ever been to Krum its about the flattest place in the universe.

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by iblum on Apr 19, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't they all have trailer hitches anyway???

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by bking on Apr 19, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell fuckin' yeah

Bring on the Supertornado! I’m gonna fight that bitch!

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-- RevHaloFan

by RCCook on Apr 19, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuckin sweet.

I love severe weather.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 19, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Angels.

Their fans are generally stupid. Heh. Yada yada not all of them.. but a ton of them I have came across are just so bias and ridiculous and ittle knowledge of The Game.

Though oddly enough the team I hate losing to the most is the A’s. And that’s just cause I always seem them as an inferior no matter the year.

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by Mike E on Apr 19, 2011 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Are you tired after that post?

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

yEs

/Mike E

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

n0

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Angels by far

And if you ever happen by the 2010 Rangers page on Baseball-Reference.com, you’ll see it’s sponsored by that diseased fuckhole, Rev.

I’ve never much hated the Mariners. Maybe it’s because they’ve had two of the most fun players to watch I’ve ever seen in Junior and Ichiro.

I do, however, hate Oakland. I hate their ridiculous ballpark and its 100 feet of foul territory. I hate the color green.

I still voted for the Angels just because they’ve had three names since I was a kid. I still catch myself calling them the California Angels from time to time.

by OhFudge on Apr 19, 2011 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

Jr. and Ichiro kept me from hating the M’s too.

by wmarcell on Apr 19, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

A's

Because of the bullpen chair thing. Now that we have Wash and the Angels are arguably better I am starting to hate them more… Plus they are like Yankees of the AL West… money-wise at least

by wmarcell on Apr 19, 2011 2:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Jurickson Profar

Someone in the Morning Thread asked why Profar hadn’t played since Thursday.

Well from TR Sullivan:

The Rangers have placed shortstop Jurickson Profar on the disabled list. No word yet on how long he will be sidelined. He is playing at Class A Hickory and has a sprained left wrist.

by Heebs on Apr 19, 2011 3:05 PM CDT reply actions  

And now from Evan Grant
OMG Juickson Profar has sprained ankle, to DL at Class A Hickory.

WTF?

by Heebs on Apr 19, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

So we were completely wrong about the casting of The Dark Knight Rises...
Cotillard will appear as Miranda Tate, a Wayne Enterprises board member eager to help a still-grieving Bruce Wayne resume his father’s philanthropic endeavors for Gotham. Gordon-Levitt will play John Blake, a Gotham City beat cop assigned to special duty under the command of Commissioner Gordon.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 19, 2011 3:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Oops.

Wrong thread.

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by Brandon Worley on Apr 19, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

D'oh!

still looking forward to that movie, though

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't see any way a beat cop could run around walls and ceilings, so I'm disappointed.

(Holy crap I spelled disappointed right on the first try for the first time in I don’t even know how long.)

by Closure GT on Apr 19, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nolan may be hiding their identities prior to release.

I think he did that with Neeson’s character in Begins pre-release.

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 19, 2011 3:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

According to IMDB and I think the credits,

Neeson is still “officially” only Henri Ducard.

by Closure GT on Apr 19, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

But, we know the truth.

Well then... I would like to see this Jeff Sullivan pornagraphy.

by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT

by Feliz es bueno on Apr 19, 2011 5:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I enjoy beating the Angels more than the other two teams

But two of my good friends are Halos fans, so I have a hard time “hating” their team. Maybe I’ll just borrow Mike Napoli’s term and say it’s just “sports hate.”

-- Micah
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by The Best Micah on Apr 19, 2011 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Beltre is going to kill Plamer tonight.
@JeffWilson_FWST Jeff Wilson
The Angels Matt Palmer vs. the Rangers http://bit.ly/eYaErC

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

who?

/Mike E

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 19, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was sarcasm

The entire team sucks against Palmer.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Palmer isn't good

That’s part of why I hate the Angels more.

by Inkara1 on Apr 19, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah Palmer is very meh

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Mariners are like the Redskins

The second they become good, they will instantly be my most hated team. But right now, I’m just so indifferent to them that it has to be the Angels and Scioscia’s stupid face.

by Jobu. on Apr 19, 2011 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Any of you weather geeks give me a weather site to look at?

The skies just got scary.

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by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I wish there was a service that could search the internet for you and find things you might be interested in ... maybe it could operate by keyword or allow you to put in search terms.

Oh what a wondrous invention that would be!

http://tinyurl.com/bsg6y4

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by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like to create environments where folks can show off their skills and knowledge.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

And you can be justifiably lazy.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a fan

of wunderground

http://www.wunderground.com

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by iblum on Apr 19, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's where I usually go...seeing if there are others

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"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here...

Storm Prediction Center

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by e2drummer on Apr 19, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

big thunder in lil' d

thx, cool site

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

you getting big hail too?

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by jam0152 on Apr 19, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

no. a nice, steady spring rain

you arent that far from me…where you at?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

now it's dumping

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

east

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, now the sun is shining

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is incredible

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

ITS FUCKING HOT
Still not appropriate to wear a speedo though.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is awesome

and I’m sad that it’s blocked on my work computer and I had to go see it on my phone.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Apr 19, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

see what happens when u nurture creativiy?

just let them spread those wings.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

This website is awesome

can’t find a screenshot I took when it was 113 in LA back in September, but if I do find it, I’ll post it

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

What did it say?

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't ruin it

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

found it

uploading in a few

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I took the screencap when it was 111, but it later got to 113 that day

Here ya go.

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

awesome.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

so many people were complaining that day. I will say it was the hottest temperature I felt in a really long time

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oakland, CA

62°?!

ITS FUCKING ….ALRIGHT

Everything’s nice butter weather!

by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 19, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Los Angeles, CA

66?!

ITS FUCKING NICE

IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damnit, I'm too far south.

Just walked outside and looked to the north to see a giant ass thunder-head moving in to the north. I wanna see!

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 19, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

moar rain?!?!?!

sweet…I’m tired of watering my newly planted St. Augustine

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 19, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, I just use the radars at wfaa.com

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 19, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Team? No... Fans? Yes

I don’t really hate teams, except the Yankees… What I really hate are obnoxious fans who think that their teams real or perceived glory somehow translates over to them personally…. Thus, I really hate a lot of Yankee and Red Sox fans. I’m exstatic that the Rangers are doing well, but it doesn’t make me in any way superior to a Mariner’s fan. I also hate Tampa and Oakland “fans” because they won’t come out and support a good organization.

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubble gum.

by Tex Pantego on Apr 19, 2011 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

And the winner is the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

Why?

They easily have the most annoying announcers in the league (and past announcers I’m looking at you Hudler)
They have the most annoying SBNation blog
-Their fans
-Most annoying players
Torii Hunter off the top of my head
-Their peskiness
-They don’t even know what city they are from. LA of Anaheim. That’s so dumb.

Those aren’t even all the reasons.

by mizzou918 on Apr 19, 2011 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Rev at HH holds a special place in my hate-filled heart.

Every time Napoli hits a homerun for us, I can feel Rev inch a little closer to death, and that makes me happy.

Seriously though, the guy’s got to be bi-polar, seeing how he swings between jerk and douche.

Most Angel fans are cool, but Rev and his little circle of brown-nosers, can’t stand them.

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubble gum.

by Tex Pantego on Apr 19, 2011 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

My Hate List (in order of magnitude)

Angels
Red Sox
Yankees
A’s
Mariners
White Sox
the entire National League
I am indifferent to all of the other AL teams.

We need more runs...

by daddyrat on Apr 19, 2011 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't understand how you can put the BoSox ahead of the MFNYY.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

by JBP on Apr 19, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate the red sox more than the yankees

They’re 1-2 in my book, but the red sox fans annoy me more because they think they’re different from the yankees. Also your standard annoying female sports fan is a red sox fan

by mtobo on Apr 19, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Before the Red Sox won the World Series the first of the two recent times

they weren’t on my list at all. But I feel like the fans have become incredibly obnoxious and entitled and they have picked up a bunch of bandwagon fans. Also, the recent spending by that organization has put them right up there with the Yankees.

I didn’t start to hate them more than the Yankees until the last 2 years though. But it’s pretty close and I could easily flip them if the Yankees win another world series or something.

Neither will ever surpass the Angels for me though.

We need more runs...

by daddyrat on Apr 19, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who hates the A's more than the Mariners?

You’re fucking weird man.

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on Apr 19, 2011 4:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I used to hate the Mariners more than the A's,

but the Mariners got so shitty that I couldn’t keep the same level of hatred for them. My hatred of the A’s goes back to the bash brothers days when we always seemed to finish behind them or the White Sox in the years we were decent.

We need more runs...

by daddyrat on Apr 19, 2011 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wooo!

Area code talk!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Apr 19, 2011 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Dang it

I was supposed to head home in 10 minutes, and it’s freaking hailing outside.

If you’re anywhere near downtown Coppell, take cover!

"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."

-- RevHaloFan

by RCCook on Apr 19, 2011 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm in Coppell off Bethel and Freeport

Let’s just say it sucks for those that are trying to get home.

by lost in space on Apr 19, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

How big?

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 19, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am near 408 and I-20

and in the last 30 minutes it has gotten really dark and the thunder is rumbling constantly. If it’s this far south already I do not think RBiA is going to escape it completely. Hope it’s not a hugely long rain delay :/

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Apr 19, 2011 5:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Hope so.

Jim Cantore just said we may see big-ass hail before it goes away. Do not want.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Apr 19, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stay safe, fellow Rangers fans!

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on Apr 19, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big thunder here in South Arlington

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

yup

looks like it is going to pass by gametime, though.

by eric03tx on Apr 19, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

.
Rebecca Miller
Severe t-storm warning extended until 6:30 for Tarrant and Dallas. Ranger game could be delayed…not postponed or rained out, though.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Catching a big chunk (sorry about sizing)


(note this updates so it won’t look the same if you come back and see it later)

by booyakasha on Apr 19, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably won't make it out here, but I wish it would.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not far from me

just had one that rattled the whole house.

It’s now dark enough that my porch lights are on, too. (they’re on a photo cell)

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Apr 19, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is dark here as well

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to live in downtown Dallas

but I bought a house last month. It’s technically in Dallas but not by much.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Apr 19, 2011 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big Trouble in Little China, too.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on Apr 19, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

RachelB said the same thing on twitter

and she is literally, walking distance from the ballpark.

Thunder just got WAY more intense here and it just started raining.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Apr 19, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went and harvested a golf ball sized piece of hail out of my yard.

It’s in the freezer.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 19, 2011 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tornado sirens going off in South Arlington like bigsteve said

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 5:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Weather seems to be bad in South Arlington in the Texas.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 6:00 PM CDT reply actions  

The 817 is getting pounded

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Azure skies and a radiant sun in the 505

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love big weather

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 19, 2011 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do miss the old-fashioned North Texas thunderstorm.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 19, 2011 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love it.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Apr 19, 2011 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hated Teams

I’ve never understood why it gets down to this.
Is it the years of being beaten by a better team, or years of choking?
Is it “normal” to “hate” those that are better than you?
Enjoy the glow of your season last year, because it’s a long season ahead, and the Angels are getting ready to reload with Aybar, Pinero, and Morales.
This will be a good competition this year.
I cast my vote for the most hated team – TEXAS!

by pacafechef on Apr 19, 2011 6:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Most hated teams in sports

1a. Anaheim Angels
1b. Philadelphia Eagles
2. Boston Red Sox

Jon Daniels > Nolan Ryan > awesome

by dstar442005 on Apr 19, 2011 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Constantly shuffling order.

1. Eagles
2. Giants
3. Redskins
4. Angels
5. Huskies
6. Mariners
7. Steelers
8. Yankees
9. Ducks (Especially basketball.)
10. Red Sox
11. Jets
12. 49ers
13. White Sox
14. Celtics
15. Blazers

by philkid3 on Apr 20, 2011 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

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