Four Twenty, bitches! The official day to smoke a bong full of Fruit Loops, go on back to bed and watch the Mid-Morning Movie. Which, unavoidably, is going to be Gary Busey in Bulletproof. Bird season's over, butthorn.

Speaking of butthorn - worst movie insult of all time, or best movie insult of all time via being the worst? I guess that would depend on what a "butthorn" actually is. Is that your tailbone? And if that's what it is, why is Gary Busey running around calling people tailbones? That would seem like a rather weak insult.