The Mavs are an older, way less handsome, more boring version of Arsenal. Discuss. Title is self-explanatory. Admittedly, the first two installments weren't super-amazing, but still... Fuck you Clasico. Two Spanish teams made out of gigantic flopping donkey turds. It would be fun to see Schalke win but I'd actually prefer United to make it and win over one of those two Spanish teams. As for EPL, a couple of matches jump out especially, with Spurs at Chelsea and United going to the Emirates. Apparently Fergie is on the victory trail because he has United winning that one along with the following week's matchup with Chelsea, where I'm sort of relieved that I don't have to witness too many Fernando Torres jokes anymore.