Do you think everyone greets Sean Bean with "Hallo old bean!"?
Because they should.
Sean Bean would probably be a homicidal maniac inside 6 months, but it would be totally worth it.
Today's Random wiki: Hárslevelű grapes. Which, may I say is just the stupidest fucking thing ever. They're GRAPES for fucks sake. Why are you naming grapes something that looks impossible to phonetically pronounce?
Hárslevelű (in Hungarian), also called Lipovina (in Slovak), Lindenblättriger (in German) and Feuille de Tilleul (in French) is a grape variety from the Pontian Balcanica branch of Vitis vinifera.
The name refers to the "lime (tree) leaf" in each of these languages.
Oh, lime trees. Of course. That makes... wait. Nope, that makes no sense at all. Fuck you, grape-naming people.