Happy Birthday wishes to my current possibly unhealthy obsession (and avatar girl), Jordana Brewster today... she knows not of my existence, but I would kill several hobos for five minutes to talk with her. Fifteen hobos, to be exact. Dirkatron has taught me to be romantic like that.
And for you rowdy bunch, your random wiki: Atriplex watsonii.
Atriplex watsonii is a species of saltbush known by the common name Watson's saltbush, or Watson's orach. It is native to the coastline of California and Baja California, where it grows in coastal areas with saline soils, such as salt marshes and beach scrub, with other halophytes such as saltgrass. It extends inland in the Los Angeles Basin, and along the Santa Ana River.