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Rangers reportedly close to signing Leonys Martin

Various reports are saying that the Texas Rangers are supposedly closed to signing Leonys Martin, a 23 year old Cuban defector and centerfielder.

I believe that the Rangers have only signed two Cuban defector in their history, and those two -- Osmani Garcia and Jorge "Spider" Diaz -- were back in February, 2000.*

*  Only signed two as the original signing team, anyway.

That was a long time ago...the Rangers were coming off their second sweep in as many years against the Yankees in the playoffs, and Rangers fans were excited about the acquisition of lefty starter Justin Thompson, who was coming off of shoulder surgery but was expected to be ready to contribute by early in the year, and newly signed free agent starting pitcher Darren Oliver.

In any case, John Manuel of BA had a write-up on Martin when he defected last year, saying that Martin was expected to command a seven figure bonus.  Manuel says he's a speed and defense guy, with "at least" average range in centerfield and a propensity for drawing walks in Cuba.

It would reportedly be a major league deal, meaning Martin would immediately go on the 40 man roster.

My initial guess is that Martin would start off at high-A Myrtle Beach.  Engel Beltre is holding down center in AA, and I don't think they'd immediately thrust Martin into AAA, although he could move quickly, given his age, if he shows he can handle it.

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"I lah it, love it!"

/Gina Miller

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by erudy on Apr 6, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speculation exisst that the deal is for 15 million

If that’s the case, it’s a great indication of how highly regarded this kid is. We’re talking 10 times the bonus Profar got.

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by Conjunction on Apr 6, 2011 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

15 million?

Thats a lot of quiche

Charter member of the Dutch bandwagon

by rchawk12 on Apr 6, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

It could be 1 year Guaranteed

with a couple options like the deal the bo Sox gave Julio Ruiz last year.

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by FirebatM3 on Apr 6, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

$10M

JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook

LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"

by laxtonto on Apr 6, 2011 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any thoughts

Or have you shared them and I missed it?

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 6, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't said much

Martin would be a great addition to the system. The glove and speed will translate to the pro game without a problem. Obviously, the bat will be a question until he proves it isn’t. If he receives seven-figures, the Rangers must trust the scouting on him, so I will do the same until I get to see him in person.

by jparks77 on Apr 6, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But even then we still have him under team control until he surpasses 6 years of service time

by bigsteve on Apr 6, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Odd way to spell Juan, too

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Apr 6, 2011 8:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's a caught!

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."

by RangersSD on Apr 6, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Rangers go!

I love our FO and scouting guys.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweet.

It all starts with a lullaby...

by LSJ on Apr 6, 2011 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

They could

but it’s not that big of a deal to play one of them (probably Beltre) in a corner for a little while. They’ve done that before with him. Paisano is also on that team, btw.

by Brett Perryman on Apr 6, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

a defense of Martin, Beltre and Paisano would be something to behold

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Apr 7, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

He or Beltre will be in CF before the end of the year

Mark it down.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I will bet you

1 frog and two shillings it will happen.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not with the way Borbon has played so far

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Apr 6, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

nobody really gives Borbon a shot

even after the way he has started. It’s not like he’s Chris Davis out there, damn

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by NothinG on Apr 6, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't the history

of Cuban defectors fairly meh? I know there have been some successes, but overall, I thought the success rate wasn’t too great.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Apr 6, 2011 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

How many did we get in the last few years?

Alexi Ramirez
Viciendo
Chapman
Ruiz
Leslie Anderson

Anybody else?

by Telegraph on Apr 6, 2011 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just looked this up

I thought it was Kendry, then a few weeks ago saw it spelled “Kendrys.” I just thought I’d been spelling it wrong all along.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 6, 2011 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

He and Edison/Edinson just like to confuse people

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 6, 2011 7:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

There was a big thing about this

I think Gammons fucked it up. But Kendrys publicly said his name was actually spelled with an S

by ab03 on Apr 6, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

So..

“successes”
- Ramirez
- Chapman
- Morales

“meh”
- Viciendo
- Betancourt

“>:(”
- Ruiz and Anderson?

by Telegraph on Apr 6, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

How can Aroldis Chapman be labled a success?

Or even a meh?

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"This game belongs to Elvis Andrus.

Not just the game today, the entire sport of baseball." `GoET; 4/4/11

by jdh90 on Apr 6, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

you think he isnt going to be?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 6, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

But I don’t see how he can already be labeled a success when he’s only thrown 109 IP stateside.

Really, I’m nitpicking.

"We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames." ~ RW

"This game belongs to Elvis Andrus.

Not just the game today, the entire sport of baseball." `GoET; 4/4/11

by jdh90 on Apr 6, 2011 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chapman

Single greatest pitch in baseball and a 70 grade secondary. He’s ridiculous. His floor is the greatest LOOGY of all-time. That’s his floor. If he can stay healthy, he has HOF ability. No question.

by jparks77 on Apr 6, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

good god that is ridiculous

hope he stays in the NL

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You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
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by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

well of course

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

33 million

Jose Contreras made them gun shy

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The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Apr 6, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

They sort of cut bait on him early...

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Them?

What about us? There was at least sentences that mentioned him and us in the same sentence

by ab03 on Apr 6, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tom Hicks

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Apr 6, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who?

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."

by RangersSD on Apr 6, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some red faced douche

I think he owns the stars and some football team

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Apr 6, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um, wow.

I’m guessing you’ve never been this high on any prospect since you started doing what you do?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 6, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chapman is unique

He might not be the best prospect, per se, but he has the best stuff I’ve ever seen. He can throw 100+ on a regular basis and his slider is graphic pornography. If he can find his command, he could be untouchable in a late-inning role.

by jparks77 on Apr 6, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better slider

Randy Johnson or Chapman?

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 6, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would think it wouldn't be that high

considering he didn’t always command it well. But you could consider that lack of control to be a good thing by keeping batters off balance. I’m not sure how scouts would classify that.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 6, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

In his prime?

Lefty with season averages of 95+ and hellish movement. That’s an 80 FB IMO.

by LiamP on Apr 6, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even with the command being suspect?

I guess that’s my main knock about it. I respect the speed. I do. And it’s not like I’m wanting to grade him a 55.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 6, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arizona years

Average walk rate was under 3. I think he ironed out his command issues

>mfw

by MonkeyEpoxy on Apr 6, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I honestly didn't follow him all that much when he

left for AZ. Seeing him in Seattle is mainly my recollection of him.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 6, 2011 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

His walk rates were pretty damn good later in his career.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

At one point, yes

Early on, when he had 80 grade velo, his command was suspect. When he found his touch, the FB wasn’t as impressive from a velocity standpoint, but the overall effectiveness of the pitch was definitely in the top tier.

by jparks77 on Apr 7, 2011 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

is it not fairly clear that he has been a success? lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Apr 6, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just dropped him from my fantasy team...

so I’m going to have to disagree at this juncture.

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by Ryin A on Apr 6, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buzz

He created enough of a bus that I’m sure the bean counters consider him a huge success.

by Neftali's arm on Apr 6, 2011 9:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

So did Ben McDonald.

"We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames." ~ RW

"This game belongs to Elvis Andrus.

Not just the game today, the entire sport of baseball." `GoET; 4/4/11

by jdh90 on Apr 6, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Typo

I’ll be waiting at the buzz stop.

by Neftali's arm on Apr 6, 2011 9:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Paging Closure GT

White BZZZZ! phone please.

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11

by Rodney on Apr 6, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hechavarria?

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Apr 6, 2011 7:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Adeiny Hechevarria

got quite a bit from Toronto last year and isn’t looking like much of a hitter so far.

by Brett Perryman on Apr 6, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

He won't hit

80 glove potential, though. I’d be shocked if he ever hits north of .250

by jparks77 on Apr 6, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Livan, El Duque, and Jose Contreras have worked out

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 6, 2011 8:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Livan

Heh.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Apr 6, 2011 8:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don't think it is that crazy an investment

if you think that for every five or ten $1-2 million dollar draft picks or Latin signings you get one good major league player. So for every three or four $4-5 million Cuban guys you get one good major league player. They probably cost more by this logic, but the added certainty and relative proximity to the majors has some value.

I don’t think Cuban guys are much worse bets than Japanese players, and Japanese players routinely go for a lot more money, and are quite a bit older. I think with Cuban guys, if you have good scouts you can acquire tools that can develop. With Japanese guys, you’re betting on fully grown, polished players and hoping that translates to the majors.

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 6, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

also

in a year when you have only really late draft picks, you’re working with a budget big enough to be worth a gamble like this. It is unlikely that the Rangers spend tons in this year’s draft simply due to their position. May as well put it into a guy like Martin.

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 6, 2011 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Draft/International budget is different from that.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Justin Thompson still working out in Extended?

"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will

by WestTxAg06 on Apr 6, 2011 7:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

That's... that's...

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Apr 6, 2011 7:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

so basically this guy

could be a $15M Craig Gentry or another Kenny Lofton, Juan Pierre or Julio Borbon

by RangerMad on Apr 6, 2011 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

So let me get this straight...

A guy bails on an NBA team 40 minutes from here, claiming to have the ability to play CF? Aside from switching sports, isn’t there also some concern that he might be a prima dona, since even a billionaire couldn’t keep him happy?

#ohnotthatcuban?mybad

"We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames." - Ron Washington 04/03/11

by erudy on Apr 6, 2011 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha

Good to get corny joke props from AJM. This LOWEly peon appreciates it.

"We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames." - Ron Washington 04/03/11

by erudy on Apr 6, 2011 8:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Gosh.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha im sure this was posted, but from Old Hoss Radbourn the other day:

The Red Sox are 0-3 and have been outscored 26-11. They hold 7th place in their Bristol, CT PR firm’s recent “Power Rankings.”

by eric03tx on Apr 6, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously, AJM

WTF did you do to convince your son that pooping everywhere is appropriate?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 6, 2011 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know

I’d like to build a time machine and go back in time and undo it, though.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 6, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buy him a box

of mason jars for his poop. Have him continue the great family tradition.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Apr 7, 2011 4:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

wow

Boston loads the bases, zero outs….Cle about to break this thing wide open

by eric03tx on Apr 6, 2011 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

7-2 Cle

duh…winning

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh......the only thing better would be the rays and the yanks switch records

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

Yankee fans have no room to talk.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha it feels soo great

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

i never thought he was any good

course never really followed his career either

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's had some very good years as a setup man/middle reliever.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

right on...he's been in the league for awhile now as well

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will laugh so hard if Wilson just implodes this year.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh

I have nothing against the guy, and he is funny. Rather SF win again than Philly, etc.

by eric03tx on Apr 6, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

brian wilson is cool

but he is on the enemy’s fantasy team so yay

>mfw

by MonkeyEpoxy on Apr 6, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure he is not cool

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

you would love him

if he were on the Rangers…we all would

by eric03tx on Apr 6, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

but he's not

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh, he doesnt really come off

as some huge douche or anything, hes just fucking weird

by eric03tx on Apr 6, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

weird as very annoying weird

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh....he's prolly got a gimp in the closet

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

What Brian Wilson are you talking about?

He comes off as a GIGANTIC douche.

It all starts with a lullaby...

by LSJ on Apr 6, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

Arod comes off as a douche, Paplebon comes off as a douche, this guy is just out there.

by eric03tx on Apr 6, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't.

Obnoxious is obnoxious.

I’d tolerate him and be glad if he performed well, but I couldn’t ever like him.

It all starts with a lullaby...

by LSJ on Apr 6, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

So will the Rangers top everyone's Power Rankings this week

or will there be some BS reason why an east coast team should be on top?

by Pocket Ninja on Apr 6, 2011 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

if the O's were 6-0 then I wouldn't have a problem with it

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is true...i'm lazy what are the pitching matchups?

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Colby- Britton

Harrison- Arrietta
Holland – Guthrie (?) or TBA

by octoberty on Apr 6, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope this is a Poppins jinx.

Otherwise…

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

But the O's play in the AL East

so that by default makes them better than a 6-0 Rangers team.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 6, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

O's no longer undefeated.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 6, 2011 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Then there were 2

Texas “Mother Fucking” Rangers
Reds

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Just took a look at the Hunt for Red October page over at ESPN

Our ExWL is 133-29.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 6, 2011 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

The A's are looking good.

Team W L Pct. GB
 Texas 6 0 1.000 -
 Angels 3 3 .500 3
Seattle 2 4 .333 4
Oakland 1 4 .200 4½

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

A's = this year's Mariners

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone picked them to win the West.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

and Josey's soo wrong on this

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

He isn't the only one

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

trendy pick

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just like Seattle was last year.

No team in the West scares me at this point.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope you are correct.

they all suck

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It scares me

how freaking good we are.

"We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames." - Ron Washington 04/03/11

by erudy on Apr 6, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

he won't ever pitch...then again neither will strop or tobin either

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

We aren't this good.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perhaps better than I thought,

though I don’t think it’s a 95 win team yet…in part because they might end up resting players in spurts in September.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd be pleased with 90-72 again

simply because, at this point, I’m not sure anyone else in the division can even get .500.

See what I did there? It’s fun reacting to the first week of a season

>mfw

by MonkeyEpoxy on Apr 6, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Methinks you're going to feel real silly

by mid-May.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed GB

We arent this good, the A’s aren’t that bad. Don’t get me wrong, were the best team in the division, but its going to be closer than people are thinking right now.

by eric03tx on Apr 7, 2011 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Only 89 more wins to go.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

156 games of hoping for health, though...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

As the saying goes

you are never as good as you look when things are going good and never as bad as you look when things are going bad.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Apr 7, 2011 4:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

My pappi always told me, "Things are never as bad, or as good, as they first seem."

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 7, 2011 7:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

if the A's are this year's Mariners

who do we need to trade to get a Gio Gonzalez or Brett Anderson type if our rotation doesn’t hold up?

Not likely to happen, but dreams are the foundation of baseball, so dream away. - JParks

"The eagles are coming!" - Pippin. "I summon Randy Johnson!" - Gandalf.

by Eric Prince on Apr 6, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone.

Felix won’t get the return he deserves because he is actually getting paid ~$20M for the last couple of years, which makes him less of a great value. Anderson is still cheap for a few years…there’s the injury thing, but still…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Marteen, Schep and Beltre for Felix?

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's like hilariously insufficient.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tis a starting point sir.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that would do it

Better than what they took for Lee

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Apr 6, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lee was going to be a free agent

Felix is a better pitcher and is under contract for a while

>mfw

by MonkeyEpoxy on Apr 6, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand...

But they have a recent history of making bad deals

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Apr 6, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

This makes no sense.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

What I'm saying

Is that they have tried to either go for it or rebuild a half dozen times the last couple of years and haven’t done any of those deals correctly

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Apr 6, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

This still makes no sense.

It’s really quite impossible to rebuild or go for it six times over the period of two years.

Plus please specify each of the deals that they made which didn’t turn out.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really

Bedard
Lee 1
Lee 2

are three deals to start

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Apr 6, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

What.

Okay, so that Bedard trade turned out like shit.

But how can you say that those two Lee trades were bad deals?

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

They didn’t need to acquire Lee in the first place.

Then didn’t max out his value when they shipped him here.

Seems pretty clear.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Apr 6, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, Robert Griffin was right.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

He hasn’t been around in a while, so you’re probably not familiar with him.

But he is.

by philkid3 on Apr 6, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just because he posted a diseased penis...

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Either way

I was just giving my opinion. Nothing more.

As for the dic pic it was a bad Hicks joke gone bad

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Apr 6, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fine, but your opinion is really quite inconceivable.

All I see is that they traded three pretty unspectacular minor leaguers for half a season of Cliff Lee, and someone who likely becomes a solid starting 1B for the next six years, a LAIE and a potentially decent reliever.

Does it really matter that they failed to compete? Making the Lee deals didn’t affect that.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woah.

I thought you were gone.

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."

by RangersSD on Apr 6, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

...which you'd have to add a fair chunk onto.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Felix isn't avail. He will never be considered until the last year of that contract.

There are maybe two teams that can offer a fair package right now for Felix. If that.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 6, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Agree.
I could see him available before then.
There are more than 2 teams that could put something together right now.

by LiamP on Apr 6, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just on their teams alone?

Without the help of a third team? And I’m assuming just prospects, not stud position players as trade partners as well. I couldn’t see too many teams who could empty their minor system and make a fair offer to Seattle (and really, no team would mortgage 2-3 years of their future for one pitcher)

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 6, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

Holland, Marteen, Olt, Erlin, and Neil Ramires or Luke Jackson

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell they'd want more than that.

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."

by RangersSD on Apr 6, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

the thing that I can’t figure out is what is their window that they are aiming for if they trade Felix? That’s why I don’t think they trade him. This year is probably a rebuilding year, but they’re going to get a blue chip prospect in this year’s draft to go with Pineda, Ackley, Franklin…seems like they’re looking to ramp up next year and start truly contending again in 2013 with a fading Ichiro and a peaking Felix.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would take a larger than Tex haul.

He’s cheap and going to be a stud for years to come. Pineda looks very good. It would be the dumb to trade him if I were in Seattle’s position.

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."

by RangersSD on Apr 6, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Felix isn't cheap.

 11:$11 M, 12:$19M, 13:$20M, 14:$20.5M

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cheap relative to what he'd cost on the market.

But if you add in the cost of the prospects he’s very expensive, that said I don’t think he’s going anywhere.

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."

by RangersSD on Apr 6, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

relatively

that’s cheap. Cliff got $100 mil for 5 years, and he’s on the decline of his career. These next 4 years of Felix are his prime years, no question.

Not likely to happen, but dreams are the foundation of baseball, so dream away. - JParks

"The eagles are coming!" - Pippin. "I summon Randy Johnson!" - Gandalf.

by Eric Prince on Apr 6, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

they may be considered his prime years

but he’s got A LOT of innings and pitches on that arm of his.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Apr 6, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he has A LOT left in it.

A LOT of really really good pitches in it.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 6, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

so did Webb back in 07

but 07 and 08 were two of his best years before getting injured.

Not likely to happen, but dreams are the foundation of baseball, so dream away. - JParks

"The eagles are coming!" - Pippin. "I summon Randy Johnson!" - Gandalf.

by Eric Prince on Apr 6, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats a good point

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Apr 6, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I can get 2 Cy Young level seasons $58 million over 3 years, plus the $11 this year

I do it in a heartbeat, even if he loses the 2013 and 2014 seasons to injury. On a championship level team, having CJ number 2, Colby 3, and a hodgepodge of number 3 or 4 types battling for the 4 and 5 spots, plus our offense, no reason we wouldn’t win a few championships.

Granted, none of this talk is what I was wanting, I was interested in a Brett Anderson or Gio Gonzalez discussion, number 2 or 3 types from Oakland.

Not likely to happen, but dreams are the foundation of baseball, so dream away. - JParks

"The eagles are coming!" - Pippin. "I summon Randy Johnson!" - Gandalf.

by Eric Prince on Apr 6, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or perhaps...

a Jeff Francis?!?

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 6, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Marteen Perez

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."

by RangersSD on Apr 6, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

if we want Jeff Francis

we can just throw out Scooter when he comes off the disabled list. I’m wanting a 3.5 to 4.5 WAR pitcher preferably, more realistically a 2.5 to 3.5 WAR guy, that will throw a lot of innings with high groundball rates and low walk rates, relatively speaking.

Not likely to happen, but dreams are the foundation of baseball, so dream away. - JParks

"The eagles are coming!" - Pippin. "I summon Randy Johnson!" - Gandalf.

by Eric Prince on Apr 6, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was saying we should have had Francis this offseason.

And 3.5 WAR pitchers don’t just fall out of trees for nothing. Hell, CJ was a 4.5 last year and he was our ace.

If the Rangers can get a 2.5 to 3.5 WAR guy who throws a lot of innings with hi GB/lo BB rate, sure go get him. But those aren’t cheap and every team, whether they are competing or not will keep anything like that they can find.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 6, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

In hindsight Francis might have been good

yet who knows what he does after this. He pitched against the Angels’ shitty offense.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

granted, 200 inning difference, give or take a few innings

Not likely to happen, but dreams are the foundation of baseball, so dream away. - JParks

"The eagles are coming!" - Pippin. "I summon Randy Johnson!" - Gandalf.

by Eric Prince on Apr 6, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember,

there’s a fair bit of future money involved, which scares teams off (see: Haren).

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

58 mil from 2012 to 2014.

I guess that should be fine for most contending teams.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

The combination of Haren's stuff and his contract scared teams off.

Many scouting dudes have said that the stats and scouts disagree on Haren. There’s absolutely no such question about Felix.

by LiamP on Apr 6, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not even close.

The entire population of Seattle would take turns stabbing Zoinks in the liver if they traded Felix for that package.

by LiamP on Apr 6, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

When did I mention king Felix?

was thinking a number 2 or 3 from Oakland. Not a Cy Young winner in the prime of his career.

Not likely to happen, but dreams are the foundation of baseball, so dream away. - JParks

"The eagles are coming!" - Pippin. "I summon Randy Johnson!" - Gandalf.

by Eric Prince on Apr 6, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's getting on up there.

He’s about to be 36 and has missed a good amount of time due to injury.

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."

by RangersSD on Apr 6, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

also his best year was in 05

next best in 09. i wouldn’t give up much if anything, unless he is looking significantly better than any of our in house option come the all star break.

Not likely to happen, but dreams are the foundation of baseball, so dream away. - JParks

"The eagles are coming!" - Pippin. "I summon Randy Johnson!" - Gandalf.

by Eric Prince on Apr 6, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, which is why I don't think it would take that much to get him (relative)

I don’t know how he would handle a switch to the harder league, but he gets ground balls and misses a fair amount of bats while not walking anybody

>mfw

by MonkeyEpoxy on Apr 6, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling the Cards' asking price

will be way too high compared to what people are willing to give up, taking into account some of the factors (age, still possible injury risk).

I’m not very high on him, and I wouldn’t be willing to give up too much…maybe one of Scheppers/Profar/Beltre (at their current value) and little else.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt he would want to leave.

He has a no trade clause and he’s been with St. Louis for 8 years. I don’t think Texas would be where he wants to live.

And honestly, the Cards would probably treat him like the Phils treated Howard and overvalue him based on him being there so long. I don’t think the price would be worth what they would want, if they even wanted anything for him.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 6, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has already come

out and said that if they wanted to trade him to help the team he would be open to it.

by sftxfan on Apr 7, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Your rosterbation endurance is impressive.

Hard to tell…that seems like a situation where you’d have to know if they’re interested in being a mediocre team after Pujols leaves or if they want to do a full rebuild. Trading Carpenter suggests full rebuild (though Holliday?), so probably younger prospects…which fits the Rangers really well right now.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have some dude named Shelby Miller, too.............

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."

by RangersSD on Apr 6, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josey's not backing his prediction for them to win the division yet.

Maybe when they’re 7 games back on April 15th.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 6, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would love to see them

15 back by the AS break

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

4/6/11

"We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames." ~ RW

"This game belongs to Elvis Andrus.

Not just the game today, the entire sport of baseball." `GoET; 4/4/11

by jdh90 on Apr 6, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can't win the division in April but...

…You can lose it

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

on the bright side

everyone in our division is going to try the last half of your statement

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 6, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Happens when you are the hunted

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question I've been pondering

and would love to see turned into an LSB poll:

If the Rangers are 7 games up on the 2nd place team in the AL West at the AllStar break, do you want them to trade for an ace/No.2 quality pitcher again, realizing that it means you’re going to lose at least one of Perez, Beltre or Profar?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would still want to trade for a TORP.

With our soon to be new CF, I’d feel better about trading Engel Beltre, too. We’d have to be geting a hell of a pitcher back for me to give up Marteen, though.

>mfw

by MonkeyEpoxy on Apr 6, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm,

I forgot how tradeable Beltre has become. Still, I’m not sure Beltre, Profar and Erlin gets you Greinke.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

though Parks mentioned that he wouldn’t want to trade him right now.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

*That's a gross generalization of what he said

and please don’t quote it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

But holy hell would I be nervous about trading him

I’m am drinking his Kool-Aid so hard right now

>mfw

by MonkeyEpoxy on Apr 6, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

We just need to find a GM who is

drinking the same thing you are.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 6, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dirk.

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."

by RangersSD on Apr 6, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

especially around the ASB, but he’s not going to be the best or second best piece.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which is why I would be remiss to trade him

Don’t know if I’d like using him as a throw-in or something.

I’m just blinded by new 98 mph cheese

>mfw

by MonkeyEpoxy on Apr 6, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, consider this.

How many of the likely ace targets are 3 month rentals this time?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

After 2012.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would Love to have Weaver

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Apr 6, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weaver probably says look at CJ Wilson's contract

and add 2 years and a couple million per year.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jered

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Apr 6, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

What does a rebuilding team need with a great closer prospect?

I think you need to do something like Perez, Beltre and Erlin.

You are getting 1.5 years, though…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not trading mErlin

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he could be a larger piece next year in a trade.

Maybe this offseason.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

depends whether CJ and Colby are legit aces

like they were last year…

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 6, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

See,

I think it depends more if Holland, Harrison or Webb (I guess) show themselves to be borderline 2/3’s.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, especially if it's Beltre.

Even more so after today.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Apr 6, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Under most conceivable scenarios, yes.

I’m hoping that guy is Greinke and that we overpay him rather than C.J. in the offseason.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 6, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I predicted the A's to finish 3rd

And I won’t be at all surprised if they end up with over 90 losses.

Go Rice Owls!
Matt Harrison - 2011 Rangers #3 Starter!

by JBImaknee on Apr 6, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me either

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mavs.....why do I bother?

they’ve completely mailed it in it looks like

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Rangers will soon be the only game in town that matters

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Going for the 4 seed...smart move...

I want no part of Portland, then possibly LA. Avoid them as long as you can

"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan

by texasrfan on Apr 6, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

NBA fans generally, and Mavs fans in particular, are like battered women.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 6, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

well right after I say that then they are only 9 down

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

now 4 down

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is how it works

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 6, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

true this

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Kidd and Chandler aren’t playing this game. That’s a big deal

by ab03 on Apr 6, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

it is a big deal....but damn they are coming back baby !

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt this kid is any good.

Anyway, what the hell is up with all those day games in Detroit next week? Why do teams do that?

by Black Francis on Apr 6, 2011 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

No one in Detroit can afford to go to games anyway.

Might as well do it during the day for cheaper so the unemployed can have somewhere to hang out.

by Josh Lile on Apr 6, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

They've done it for the past several years.

All of their first home stand games are in the afternoon.

by mizzou918 on Apr 6, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is a very suspicious comment to me..is it to anyone else?

Scheppers has been cleared for all baseball activities, but the Rangers are being cautious with him.

by Alemc on Apr 6, 2011 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

....no

What’s suspicious about it? He has a history of injuries and the Rangers are going to err on the side of caution.

"We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames." ~ RW

"This game belongs to Elvis Andrus.

Not just the game today, the entire sport of baseball." `GoET; 4/4/11

by jdh90 on Apr 6, 2011 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

red sox are 3 outs away from being 0-5

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I would buy so much Red Sox stock right now

but I doubt their stock value has dropped much, if any

by ab03 on Apr 6, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

they'll drop to about 10 in the power rankings

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

wakefield is pitching right now 8-4 cle

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wake just got jimmy jacked.

LaPorta

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 6, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats a shocker

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

plateaued big time

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Apr 6, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

50 HRs/season

/bats and balls

We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11

by Rodney on Apr 6, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

correct

he was in the centerpiece in that deal i believe

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

You must be relatively new to baseball.

Or hate the NL. (Liriano/Nathan deal + CC in the NL)

Not that theres anything wrong with either.

by Josh Lile on Apr 6, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

ya...beasticon mode

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

just about

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

ExWL of 14-148, I believe.

"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs

by JDT217 on Apr 6, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Varitek meltdown

set the stage for game meltdown.

kling klang king of the rim ram room

by dustym on Apr 6, 2011 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's depressing that I'm just now seeing that the Twins trade Pierzynski for Liriano, Nathan, and Bonsor

For some reason I thought Liriano and Nathan were drafted by the twins. What a hell of a trade that ended up being.

>mfw

by MonkeyEpoxy on Apr 6, 2011 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

You are wrong sir

Sabean is a genius for trading away Liriano because he knew he would have injury issues

by ab03 on Apr 6, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

they have a good FO

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

had

Terry Ryan’s move

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Apr 6, 2011 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

And they cut Pierzynski after just one year

That’s pretty close the Bartolo trade

"My parents actually loved to pimp me too." - LSJ

by chrisR on Apr 6, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

WE Are?.....

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Apr 6, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Says the nappy ball poster

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Apr 6, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Red Sox... Best Team or Best Team Ever?

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 6, 2011 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I did

I drank all their milkshake too

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Apr 6, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not after I drank them all

obviously

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Apr 6, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck him

that’s what he gets for stealing my laptop

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Apr 6, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

This has to be a joke.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 6, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

No. That's real.

They really said that before they played a single game.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on Apr 6, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't understand how this was real.

How did they get “legendary” buzz?! Best team in 2011 is justifiable. How did people jump to comparing them to all-time rosters?

by philkid3 on Apr 6, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember 2008?

The Tigers were hailed as the team to beat in the AL because they made all those moves and looked so good on paper.

Then they finished in last place.

by mizzou918 on Apr 6, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like the Red Sox, their pitching was also regarded to be suspect...

then again Lester probably doesn’t STBF like Verlander did that year.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Verlander didn't STBF so much as regress.

The year before, his BABIP had been .279. His strikeouts went down and his walks went up, but he was still a good pitcher. Not as good as the year before, but closer than the ERA difference suggests.

by philkid3 on Apr 6, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

They had a Red Sox-esque start too.

Swept at home by KC and the White Sox and it was over before it began.

by mizzou918 on Apr 6, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

How is it not suspect?

Obviously Lester is very good and Buchholz should be fine even after regressing, but Lackey, Beckett and Matsuzaka could all range from mediocre to very bad.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 7, 2011 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bill James, in his Historical Abstract...

…pointed out that the best one-season, two-season, three-season, four-season, etc. up to the best record over ten seasons, are all held by the Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance Cubs teams.

And yet, no one ever mentions them in that context.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 6, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looking at that 1906 season, it looks like there were some awful clubs.

Of the 8, 5 finished 45 or more back. The Cub ERAs that year are hilarious.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Apr 6, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Three Finger.

Hell, w/ a name like Mordecai, who needs a nickname?

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Apr 6, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hit the deck, boy...

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 6, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Glen: Mind you don’t cut yourself, Mordecai. …
Glen: That Buford’s a sly one. Already knows his ABC’s. Hit the deck, boy! …

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 6, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's set to pop, hun.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 6, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shit, I was way off.

I was thinking Malachai from ‘Children of the Corn’.

‘Raising Arizona’ is much better.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Apr 6, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love!

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Apr 6, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I ain't any kind of scout or judge of potential, but ...

… on the way back from visiting my brother in Indiana a couple years ago, I caught the Indianapolis Indians (Pirates AAA), and McCutchen just seemed all-around better than the game around him. You felt like you were watching a star.

by Schoolly_D on Apr 6, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

he has a really advanced approach

he just doesn’t swing at bad pitches.

he’s a good!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Apr 6, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hilarious!

Thanks Mavs.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Rangers 6-0

think happy thoughts

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to stick by what I perceived back then.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

I saw a quote today where he said that he could hire Stein or Wojnarowski for the Mavs’ official site if he wanted to.

by sprite on Apr 6, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Question: Anyone have any idea when Martin will actually be officially signed?

Im guessing all these reports coming out now mean that he finally has become eligible to sign as an international FA after defecting last fall… But is that set in stone? Is he now able to sign the dotted line tommorrow say and join the Rangers?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Apr 6, 2011 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I just don't think we'd hear about this without it being almost a done deal.

Our front office doesn’t let things like this slip.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Apr 6, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

true, just noticed on the mlb.com article that it wouldn't be done by the end of the week

hopefully it will be done the week after.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Apr 6, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Routine grounder to third fielded by Youkilis was #1.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha not soo much

Beltre’s play was better than about 4 of those plays at least….Tulo’s play was only great because the throw was soo long

I am coming for you, Mark Lowe.
You’d better run, because there will be more with me.
I WILL DESTROY YOU MARK LOWE. ---LSJ 3/24

by shock00 on Apr 6, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is so full of WIN

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Apr 6, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

duh

Winning

Not likely to happen, but dreams are the foundation of baseball, so dream away. - JParks

"The eagles are coming!" - Pippin. "I summon Randy Johnson!" - Gandalf.

by Eric Prince on Apr 6, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finally getting a chance to listen to the Lasers album by Lupe Fiasco.

I didn’t realize he did a remake of Float On…that’s crazy.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:23 PM CDT reply actions  

I like this song best so far,

but I’m more amenable to remakes than most.

So far, it’s good to hear him again, but not as good as his best stuff from before.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh, it reminds me of an extended sample by Girl Talk.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Apr 6, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Show goes on?

I looked this up. I really like it and I am really picky when it comes to rap

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Apr 6, 2011 10:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah.

I can’t decide if I like it on it’s own or because I like the original.

Album’s getting better as it goes on..

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Apr 6, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like it

and I love the original. I will have to pick this up

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Apr 6, 2011 11:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I can't get over the gall of this kid. The people at my university are morons.

Linky stinky

Here’s the best part…

“If I wanted to get a Kia Rio or some Ford Focus, I would have just gone down to the bank and tried to get a loan. Since this car is a little more expensive, that’s why I started the blog," Zamora said.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 6, 2011 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

do we really have 4 straight day games starting Sunday

schedule makers are trying to keep Hamilton down this year.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Apr 6, 2011 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate going to Detroit

are we going to have any Mantis sightings in Baltimore?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Apr 6, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, but there might be a Luck Dragon sighting.

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."

by RangersSD on Apr 6, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wash will never start the kid if he bunts like that.

by WeAre138 on Apr 6, 2011 11:34 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Hmm...
He (CJ Wilson) did it despite not feeling 100 percent and having “my worst bullpen [session] in two years.” Wilson worked around six hits and two walks. He got a crucial double-play ball in the sixth, and then with two runners on in the seventh with the score tied at 3, he got Chone Figgins to bounce out to the mound.

“I didn’t have any energy today,” Wilson said. "I feel like I’m a little slow. The only thing I had exceptional was my sinker, at times, because the wind was blowing into me, so it was moving more. Other than that, it was very below-average stuff, I thought.

“I was going in there not even thinking about the hitters, I was just trying to get the ball in there.”

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Apr 7, 2011 12:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Needs moar necklaces.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Apr 7, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

yea, saw that earlier

I think most of his success can be attributed to the Mariners not being good today. Nice to pick up a win with CJ not feeling good, lets hope he can bounce back with 5 days rest til next start

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Apr 7, 2011 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mariners.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Apr 7, 2011 7:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh

Thank you Jeff Sullivan

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Apr 7, 2011 12:25 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

Beltre gets awesomer

everytime I see him… And who the heck is he pointing towards? This is just awesome.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Apr 7, 2011 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

he cast a spell of lose on him

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on Apr 7, 2011 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Get this MF'er to Round Rock

I wants some live Leonys, stat.

Lord have mercy on my rough and rowdy ways.

by TheJeezus on Apr 7, 2011 7:57 AM CDT reply actions  

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