05/18/11 OT Thread - Afternoon Edition
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 18, 2011 2:00 PM CDT
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I found this little tidbit of information....Joaquin Benoit demoted in the Detroit bullpen
Joaquin Benoit was nearly unhittable for the Rays last season, throwing 60 innings with a 1.34 ERA, .147 opponents’ batting average, and 75/11 K/BB ratio.
That earned him a three-year, $16.5 million deal from the Tigers as a free agent, but after allowing 15 runs in his first 16 appearances Benoit has been demoted from eighth-inning setup man to middle reliever.
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Dallas lawyers
If you have had any dealings with Jay Gueck (Olson, Nicoud, Gueck), please tell me anything you know of his reputation in the legal community.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I think
his username is FuturePants…
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 18, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I think this dude is old enough to be FuturePants' (and my) grandfather.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Oldest person at my firm is 36.
So not me. Never heard of him though. I don’t know many criminal people at all, except for a handfull of DA friends and 1 or 2 defense types.
You're not going to get a response (unless your email is in your profile)
We crossed that pass once.
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
I should have known better.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
i just had some nesquick cholate dreaminess
by I am Neftali Feliz on May 18, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
moar ovaltine please
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on May 18, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
X
Sick boy I make moves like a chess piece
And I move real quick like Nestle
Let me make it clear for a second like Pepsi
I was never worried ’bout my wallet being empty
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
hehe
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on May 18, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Trevor Lacey signs with bama!
im telling you guys now, look out for bama basketball next year.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Best college basketball team ever?
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 18, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
in the history of the worlds
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on May 18, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
The Sweetbread Thread
Ever had it?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
and redbeans and cornbread....... yummmmmmmmmmmmm
by I am Neftali Feliz on May 18, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
There is much win in this comment.
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 18, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
it was meh
about what you would expect it to taste like. if it is in the dish, it needs to be paired with something good
Deep fried is the only way I've ever had it, so good with beer batter
My Dad used to get it from some packing plant and have a huge party every year.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
See above, and also rocky mountain oysters
Other than that??? Hmm, I saw some type of head hanging from the ceiling in this person’s apartment once…I didn’t get close enough to determine what species it was. Had a part-timer as an exterminator, and I left that apt at that second.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Meh, like they are not in hotdogs and such
It’s like a chicken fried steak.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
All these damn city folk...sigh
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Another thing I"m not opposed to trying.
I just wouldn’t ever order it.
Something I am strangely curious about trying is calf or pig brains.
Only if served in an Indian Palace with a prince...or something...
…who is under mind control..from some big rocks, or maybe a guy who ate human heart….or something. Not sure what was happening there.
If I remember correctly
It seems most of the decent stuff from the second one was merely the leftover stuff they didn’t put in the first one.
So let me get this straight.
Using a huge raft as a parachute and landing on snow at a steep angle is MORE RETARDED than surviving a fucking nuclear blast by getting in a refrigerator?
They were pretty freaking high up.
Ok, they’re both retarded, and should never be spoken of again.
But the middle bit of 4, before it got retarded again, was more enjoyable than the nonsense of 2.
Yeah that movie was a beating, no doubt.
Still better than KotCS.
Marion: “What is that?!”
Indy: “It’s an interdimensional portal.”
Nah, the beginning of 4 was dumb and pointless---why bother with the nuke stuff???---except for Janitor showing up.
And the end was the worst thing ever. Temple of Doom never sunk that low at any individual moment, but it was just more dreadful throughout.
So it depends on the weighting/grading system, I guess.
Didn't Mythbusters try something like that?
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 18, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
yes and it failed im pretty sure
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on May 18, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
It's quite horrible actually
It mostly involves flying monkeys and hipster cliches. I haven’t worked out all the kinks yet.
The part where they used an inflatable raft to land safely on a mountain side and
when they used the giant gong to block bullets as they rolled it towards a window and to safety. I believe both of those were leftovers.
If I remember correctly, it slowed down the rate of descent, but not enough to prevent death.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Did they test it hitting concrete?
Or snow, while also a 50 degree downward sloping angle?
This is the type of crap I hate about Mythbusters – they don’t even re-create shit correctly.
They found it was plausible if you used the safety slide thing
But there really isn’t a way to use it as a parachute since you will lose it if you try to inflate it outside of the plane and you can’t get it out of the plane if you inflate it inside.
Swear to god 90% of the people that don't like rocky mountain oysters have never had them
They’re fine. Good in fact. Went to dinner a while back with the former gf’s family and the older dude and I ordered some. His grandaughter started eating them and really liked them. We decided to not tell her what they were.
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
Back in the day I would walk around passing them out at Larry Joe Taylor festival
and wait for people to tell me what they thought… They would say they are good and then I would let them know that wasn’t chicken
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Poi.. in hawaii.. oh my god you guys... yuck..
by I am Neftali Feliz on May 18, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
yes. sushi and alcohol.. two things that dont mix well in my stomach
by I am Neftali Feliz on May 18, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I wasn't given any warning to what I was eating.
and it was just… JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THIS GET THAT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! after a single bite.
Blood sausage is indeed pretty strong stuff.
Not for me, but I didn’t find it gross, per se…just not delicious.
See also: black pudding in England.
I haven't eaten it
but the scenes in The Tin Drum where the mom is eating pickled herring make me want to fucking lose it.
Lord have mercy on my rough and rowdy ways.
I hate kimchi with a passion.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
When I was a toddler, I ate a cigarette. I don't remember it, but I can imagine it was pretty nasty.
I do remember the time when I was a kid and I forgot to spit out my gum before I took a bite of a dinner roll. That was gross.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
I vividly remember picking up a raw white onion in the grocery store as a kid
and taking a bite out of it.
Lord have mercy on my rough and rowdy ways.
When I was about 5, my dad told me tomato juice was Kool-aid....
I have never forgiven him for that……………..
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 18, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
When I was about 7 me and my sis begged my mom for some prune juice so freaking much
She finally poured us both a glass. I think we sat at the table for two hours finishing that shit.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
I bet the next two hours went even better.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
One of my co-workers loves onions.
She talks about eating raw onions all of the time.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
I don't get why raw onions are so bad?
They’re in all manner of salsas, you put them on burgers… What’s the big deal?
In salsa it's fine most of the time
on hamburgers or anything in chunks it is bad
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Hah I thought the same thing as I posted
(comma, not pirate)
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
In Tuna Salad?
Chicken Salad? In spinach salad? Raw onions are classic ingredients in all those things too.
I thought this will not be forgotten was going to stick around...
…but when I looked again – IT WAS OPEEDOH!
hella screens never had much general applicability like the best memes,
but it was awesome.
Ohpeedoh got run into the ground very quickly.
I loathe onions with a passion. I put them on nothing.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
My hatred is waning
I’ll eat cooked onions on just about anything and raw onions in salsa and a select few other things, but I will never ruin a hamburger with raw onions.
Lord have mercy on my rough and rowdy ways.
i love grilled onions
but i eat them separately
by studcrackers on May 18, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
Grilled onions with just salt and pepper are great. Add a nice spice rub to one side and it’s even better.
She talks about eating raw onions all the time?
What, like an apple?
Raw onions are essential to a lot of things.
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
I guess she eats them like apples. I try to tune her out when she starts talking about it.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Raw onions
When my grandfather got cancer, he started eating raw onions regularly. And yep, ate them just like an apple.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
I had cigarette chocolate milk when I was a kid
It was not tastey
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
When I was in college
and working in a grocery store, me and a friend would go on break every day and each buy a can of vienna sausages and dip them in mayo that we kept in a cooler. One day I said I cant do that another day. Its been 40 year and I havent had a vienna sausage since then. Just the thought makes me sick.
Uuuuuughhhhhh
That grosses me the fuck out. Misses TheJeezus loves Gerber Graduates Chick’n Stix. Which are the same thing.
Lord have mercy on my rough and rowdy ways.
I would have to say the guys on "Ladies Man" ate the worst.
That was a terrible scene. Gross.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Gonna have to go with a roach when I was 3.
I made great decisions as a child.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I always ate them right when I was getting pulled over.
by booyakasha on May 18, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
These schnozberries taste like schnozberries.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Goat cheese brings me within inches of vomiting every time.
A few weeks ago I took a swig of protien shake mixed with soured milk, and although it was gross, it wasn’t that sour. Didn’t make me sick, but I didn’t enjoy it. Threw the rest of the shake out.
This is very true.
It’s even worse when you fuck up whatever you’re cooking by not realizing that the milk has gone bad.
Based on the "that's what you gotta do at 2AM when it's closing time" talk a day or two ago,
I’m betting the answer to this question isn’t actually a food for some of y’all. :p
burnt popcorn.
smells awful, tastes awful
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on May 18, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Tie betwen menudo and stuffed bell peppers.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
stuffed bell peppers are good... agreed on menudo.
by I am Neftali Feliz on May 18, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I did not find menudo disgusting at all.
But whenever I say it I feel like the stereotypical stuffwhitepeoplelike white dude trying to seem all multicultural and shit.
I'm Mexican and I think menudo is terrible.
I don’t care for chorizo, either, but it’s not nearly as disgusting.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I don't really like chorizo either.
And Mexican and Tex Mex are by far my favorite foods. It’s kind of a paradox.
I don't think I've had chorizo.
Had menudo and barbacoa cheek tacos at a little place near downtown Fort Worth at 4AM or so during a friend’s bachelor party where I was the only white dude. So they all did the ordering in Spanish and I had no idea what the stuff was or what it was made of until they told me after I ate it, which I think helped.
I actually think I hate chorizo
because it stunk up the entire house when Dad would cook it, and he cooked that shit for hours.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I don't even remember if it had a "name" per se.
I think it was just one of those places where the sign just says stuff like TACOS BARBACOA ETC ETC.
I'm a big fan.
Also: the little truck things that you find in supermarket parking lots and such sometimes that sell tacos.
you are doing it wrong.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 18, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
again
if this is the case, you are doing it wrong and going to shitty places.
food trucks = different (can be shitty)
places where they are always busy with hispanics + serve mexican food = good (if not busy, dont ever go there)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 18, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok so I'm confused because I thought this was talking about food trucks
seeing as how that’s what he said: “the little truck things”.
have you ever eaten at a food truck in downtown austin.
the ones that park on 5th are pretty top quality, and not at all even close to a “roach coach”.
gourmet food trucks are kind of the new thing in the culinary industry, and some really quality chefs are getting into the scene.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on May 18, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
*Se Odd Duck Farm to Trailer
& the brick & mortar place Barley Swine
Lord have mercy on my rough and rowdy ways.
I don't think they have gourmet food trucks in the areas where I work
Doesn’t really seem like it would be very successful
I love stuffed bell peppers
I use to eat them at the Dixie House all the time
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I make them about 4-6 times a year, yummy
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Ditto but I'm not a fan of green peppers
Yellow, red or orange are the tits. Green is just a little bitter.
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
idk about most disgusting
naturally im a very picky eater so i dont try many things. a couple years ago i tried an olive that had the pit in it, it was fucking revolting
also once when i was 5 my parents were using a mixer making mash potatoes and asked if i wanted to lick the things they stir it up with (telling me it was cake batter) that was unpleasant. i dont eat mashed potatoes
by studcrackers on May 18, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
The ghost pepper experience was greatness
except while it lasted
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
A few times, just to show friends how hot it is...
….me and friends would put one single drop of Dave’s Ultimate Insanity sauce on a chip and eat it. Wow was that horrible. If you weren’t inhaling through your mouth or drinking cold liquid, it was torture. Breathing out was painful.
That stuff is milf compared to the ghost pepper
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Ghost peppers
I saw some ghost pepper salsa at the store the other day. I love hot stuff, but even that’s probably too hot for me.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Blakethegr8 and I each ate a slice of one and man that was eventful
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
nope
one just overtook it recently
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 18, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Jolokia is no longer the hottest?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Mrs. Renfro's?
It’s not as hot as some salsa called Da Bomb
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Worst = velveeta cheese
Melted velveeta will absolutely make me gag. I don’t get the fascination. Hate american cheese too. I’ve had to scrape that shit off of a fast food hamburger more times than I like and I can still taste the remnants of that shit.
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
I like to add nacho sliced jalapenos
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
communist
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on May 18, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
i like mixing it w/rotel
for dipping chips in
by studcrackers on May 18, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I know I am fixing to get jumped
but I can not stand the taste of ketchup. I truly can’t stand the taste. Raw tomatoes are also one of my least favorite foods.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I like ketchup
and marinara sauce, etc.
But I am RIGHT THERE with you on raw tomatoes. DISGUSTING.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Wha?
No pico? No caprese salad? No tomatoes on burgers or a tuna fish sandwich? No BLTs? No tomatoes in salad?
A BLT Sounds fantastic to me right now.
I’ve been eating super healthy for a couple of weeks… Bacon sounds good.
Pico de gallo is of the devil.
You can have that green leafy shit, too. I’ll make you a cilantro pillow.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
She gets it.
I don’t mind ketchup, but fuck tomatoes and the horse they rode in on.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
ESPECIALLY if that horse is some asshole miniature.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
A cilantro pillow?
That would be awesome, until it rotted. There are few smells I love more than fresh cilantro.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
The smell of vanilla extract is amazing.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I love ketchup
but you can hate it
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I don't like most of those, they are bred to be too sweet
But what should I expect when KFC put sugar on their corn on the cob.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
I love ketchup, but I hate tomatoes.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
this...so much of this.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on May 18, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Wyo hates scraping cheese off of his hamburger, and I hate scraping tomato off.
It is impossible to get rid of that flavor once it has soaked into the bun.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
That's how I feel about pickles on hamburgers.
If the pickle touches anything at all, that thing is tainted.
I agree with this.
I hate pickles on hamburgers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I do too
but I order my burger with pickles on them, then take them off before I eat them.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Pickles are awesome.
I tried pickles on my sloppy joes for the first time last night. They were fantastic.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Oh hell yeah
Toast the buns first and then add spicy hot dill pickle slices.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Exactly
Also mayo and mustard suck.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Give me the spiciest, coarsest ground mustard I can find
Yum.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Go spicey, Schultzy.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I'm pretty sensitive to spicy foods.
Spices taste good but it makes my mouth burn so much that it’s not fun to eat.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Future Pants hates my life
I would hate yours. I’m not talking about gargling tobasco but spicy foods rock (except red pepper flakes – those kick my ass if used improperly).
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
I know. My parents have to change recipes around so I can eat.
I don’t know why I have such a low tolerance for spicy food.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
It might be just because of youth
When I was younger I wasn’t a huge fan of spicy foods but once I hit my early-mid 20s it all changed. Heat needs to be used to flavor things not overpower but it is a definate addition to foods.
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
Well the flavor doesn't bother me
but the burning really does if that makes any sense.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Makes perfect sense
When I was younger it was uncomfortable for me to eat spicy foods. Too much pepper would bug me. Now I carefully use heat and love it. I have a jug of vinegar stuffed with jalepenos to pour on crap.
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
I have read...
That as we age, our ability to taste anything decreases, but we can still taste spice, so it’s kind of a way for us to still be able to taste – by eating spicy foods.
Spicy mustard
Yes to this. You won’t find yellow mustard in my fridge, unless someone gives me a jar. I have horseradish and spicy brown right now.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Oh that is soo good.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Durkee's?
I put it on turkey sandwiches (with mayo) on the three days after Thanksgiving and consume with a giant glass of milk while watching football.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Durkee's also makes a great and easy deviled egg.
Just mix the Durkee’s and the yolk and reapply to the empty egg. Perfect and way simpler than doing it the right way.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on May 18, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Mustard rocks
So useful. That’s one of my favorite things on earth.
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
ketchup with tobasco mixed in..... yummmmm
by I am Neftali Feliz on May 18, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
yup....same here
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 18, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't like ketchup that much either
If it comes on a burger, whatever, but if I’m making something for myself I never use the stuff except as an ingredient versus condiment. Prefer BBQ much more. Raw tomatoes are a different story. A slice of tomatoe topped with a little sugar just as a snack? Great.
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
I've had ketchup on eggs before.
I’ve enjoyed it.
And you, sir, can eat a dick.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Your mother lathered hers with it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
With ketchup?
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I got ketchup on eggs from my old man
They fed him instant eggs in the Army, and had to use ketchup to get them down his throat.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Yes - catsup on a steak is horrendous.
The only thing that goes on steak is perhaps a chutney, salt and pepper or A-1 (57 sauce is only for meatloaf).
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
i like ranch
get it w/fries at a restaurant
by studcrackers on May 18, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I have heard of that. I can't say that I agree with it, but I have at least heard of it.
Ranch on steak on the other hand. That I cannot even comprehend.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
I like horse radish or steak sauce or good spicy bbg sauce
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Forgot about horseradish on prime rib
Good point.
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
My dad used to have a garden at the house with vegetables.
Garden fresh sliced tomatoes as a side dish is fantastic. I roll with salt over sugar, though. Never tried it with sugar, actually.
I was just thinking about it – most of the time I use the ketchup I have at home, it’s because I"m making cocktail sauce.
Fresh tomatoes, fresh ground pepper, and some cottage cheese...so good.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Sugar is great on a slice of tomatoe
Cuts through the acid.
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
I watched an episode of Good Eats yesterday.
He was talking about salt blocking your tounge from tasting bitter flavors. So, he put some rock sugar on top of a halved grapefruit, melted the sugar using a torch (not really carmelizing it), then sprinkled a little salt on top. It sounds amazing.
I think I am going to get one at Harbor Freight Tools soon
I have seen a small SS one there for not much cash.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
This is not the one I saw, but would be good
http://www.harborfreight.com/micro-torch-42099.html
8 buck and refill with butane.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Huh
I’ve put sugar on grapefruit my entire life and my dad puts salt as well on his (never a fan of it). I also put sugar on cottage cheese which can be seen as odd. I started doing it as a very small kid (no one else did it – just seemed like a good idea) and my mom pointed out how her dad did the same thing (he died years before I was born).
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
I like ketchup on grilled cheese sandwiches, eggs, hamburgers, meat loaf, fries and tater tots.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I don't like raw tomatoes
but love some ketchup.
Except on burgers/sandwiches. I dislike how it just turns the bread into a SPONGE.
I like that a certain someone talks shit about these threads all the time
And then ventures over when he gets lonely to partake in the discussion.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Well to be honest ...
He has been taking it straight up the pooper this week with all of his retarded comments. He’s probably just wanting a little relief.
Really?
Last I checked, the Ranger C’s are STBF this season (see last night for another example, VMart’s OPS continues to hover around .900) and not only is Michael Young hitting .343, opposing teams are intentionally walking him to get to Beltre.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Don't think so, Aggie.
The beating you took last week was epic so you’re getting this week off.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I have the ability to both very well, bitch.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
That sentence made about as much sense as Mike E's question in my signature.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Maybe he was addressing us both?
He can fail at looking for friends AND take it up the pooper very well, all at once.
It only takes a slight reorganization to make it completely sensible and accurate.
I have the ability to bitch very well.
It wasn't a reply fail.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
click the up button
the question was about foods people had eaten
you responded:
I have the ability to both very well, bitch.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 18, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I know.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
xx
It wasn’t a reply fail.
now i am just confused
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 18, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
the post you linked to is below this one
you didnt reply to it
therefore, you had a reply fail
…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 18, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
wait, thought JW posted that lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 18, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Does chugging a dip can by accident fall into the "eaten" category?
If so, then that. If not, then what ever god-awful stir fry recipe my wife made a few weeks ago.
Lord have mercy on my rough and rowdy ways.
I have to go puke now...
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
I did too
Woke up in the morning on my floor next to my own personal Exxon Valdez spill.
Lord have mercy on my rough and rowdy ways.
Sorry, that's not very topical of me
Woke up in the morning on my floor next to my own personal Exxon Valdez BP Deepwater Horizon spill.
Lord have mercy on my rough and rowdy ways.
Stir dry is Asian right? Let's be more topical...
Woke up in the morning on my floor next to my own personal Exxon Valdez BP Deepwater Horizon spill tsunami full of Asian bits.
Woke up on the floor next to my own personal fat chick. Multiple times in my life.
"GET YOUR ASS HUNG UP ON NOW YOU IDIOT!"
I fucking wish...
That would make it the year I graduated, and acceptable.
"GET YOUR ASS HUNG UP ON NOW YOU IDIOT!"
But after 2002 you only banged tiny chick right?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Worst food?
I’d have to go with either the duck my uncle brought from Michigan, which didn’t taste bad aside from the fact it was full of shotgun pellets, or the cheese that my brother had me try a couple years back. It both smelled and tasted like toe jam.
I’ve also eaten calf fries and black pudding, though neither one made me retch the way that cheese did.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Chomping on a shot is always unnerving
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Sometimes it's impossible to get all of them out.
Mostly because I bullseye those fuckers every time.
It's very relaxing
Mostly because when I pheasant hunt they don’t fly until you’re right on top of them and it scares the living shit out of you. A good pointer takes that out of it.
Hobson, did you see that?
Yes.
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties; although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Yes. If she murdered the tie it would be the perfect crime.
my first job ever was to raise quail and pheasant in live bird boxes
on a ranch tag them then release them… of course i never got to go hunt them a year later…. man i had to plow fields and everything for those fuckers to live in
by I am Neftali Feliz on May 18, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Eating shot
Yeah, it was bad. I had a piece of duck about the size of a regular slice of turkey breast, and there were probably 25-30 pellets in it.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Oh...then your uncle sucks at cleaning game, really, really bad
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Mav talk
and probably lawyer talk or maybe that was the Ben and Adam thread
lots of win in that mav talk
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on May 18, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
nice
im gonna have to download that game
by studcrackers on May 18, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Somehow a comment about The Ticket and Harmon Killebrew ended up on a
lengthy discussion of miniature horses……ahhhhhhh, LSB………
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 18, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake your bootie.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Austrian! Well.....g'day, mate!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 18, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Though I didn't guess at all what it would be ahead of time.
But then I loved it. And that it’s a fundraising thing made me feel less guilty.
Why are you donating for your cause?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Must have been a minature horse with some attitude.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
It was a fucking Welsh
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Miami Heat getting 2.5 points tonight.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
i think id take the bulls
holy hell they looked amazing in the 2nd half last night. it was at one point 55-54 bulls up by one, they end up finishing the game like 49-27 or something crazy like that
they scare me, id bet gibson/noah could match up w/dirk better than anyone. theyre gonna carve up miami on the offensive glass this series
by studcrackers on May 18, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
The two best games I've seen teams play in the playoffs - Dallas v LA Lakers Game 4 / Miami v Chi Game 1
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
id probably agree with that
i was at game 4, i doubt i’ll ever see such a great shooting exhibition like that again (and i was at the game vs. sacto years ago when they put up 83 or something in the 1st half)
by studcrackers on May 18, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
It would be poetic justice to beat Miami.
Mostly I won’t really care as long as we get the title (or at least can get a fair opportunity to try and win it.)
I wanted Miami because I wanted to kill multiple demons but now I want Miami
because I think Chicago might be the better team.
Miami looks very susceptible to teams that can play good defense.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Also, I think Noah could be one of the few people in the NBA today who could possibly harass Dirk into a poor shooting night.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
gibson i think
would be even better and he’s beasting right now. i went apeshit on those 2 monster dunks he had last game
by studcrackers on May 18, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Their bench could rival or surpass Dallas, easy.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The games with Chi would be an ugly grind...lots of 79-76 scores.
The games with Miami would be a very high profile story (higher than Chi because of the Lebron Hype) and I think most of the country would be rooting for the Mavs.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Thinking about getting vanity/personalized plates for my car
I want something baseball/Rangers related. So far, I’ve thought of …
GORNGRS
RNGRSWN
RNGRFAN
Not very creative. Anyone have any better suggestions?
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
Heh
No
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
AHAHAHAH!!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 18, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
The first one looks bad.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Ha...you're right
It is questionable unless you know what you’re reading.
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Reading it aloud made me sound like a footsoldier in Satan's army.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It honestly just makes me think of Vegan Black Metal Chef again.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
too bad this wouldnt fit
HELOWINCLM
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 18, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I know
I thought about HLOWNCLM — but that’s too long and no one would be able to read it.
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I know someone who tried to get HELLOWC
But the DMV refused it, saying it was offensive. I guess the “Hell” part?
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
use just one L
or
H3LLOWC lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 18, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think anyone would get it, sadly :-(
Leaning toward BALLGME, but wondering if it would be misinterpreted a lot.
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
You should get that one
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe. If I could afford it.
Are they still an extra $60, every year?
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Here, it's $50 for first order
and $5 extra each year
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not bad at all.
Is that through one of the third party companies instead of directly from the state?
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Nope, through the state
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think this would work out like you want it to.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
heh....
no……
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 18, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
People would hate you for the JD part, sure.
/Matchst!ck.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I guess this would be an option too
TXRNGRS
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
HA HA HA
NLYCRUZ
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I did think about BOOMSTK
But that might be too obscure
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I have no idea what the correlation is here
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
That's where the "boomstick" idea comes from.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Oh...I had no idea
In IA, I’d probably have more AofD references than Rangers
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Good..bad...I'm the guy with the gun.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on May 18, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Klaatu... verata... n... Necktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit...
.. and Jack left town
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on May 18, 2011 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions
We are people too
you haven’t even heard our side of the story
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
apparently there is a bad ass army of darkness tower defense app for iphone
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on May 18, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course not
you have Ranger fans AND Bruce Campbell/Evil Dead fans
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
LDRSHIP
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
MRPHN8R
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
FACE343
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
JW<3(I==8 FACE
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
NFLUNCE
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Are you now going to ask Young Grasshopper to grab the pebble from your hand?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I thought about that one too
But … if they don’t know it’s about baseball, am I going to be inviting something unwelcome?
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a friend who just got personalized Rangers plates.
PADMY.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by Lisa W on May 18, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha ha ha
Perfect
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
no way
this = awesome
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 18, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Excellent!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 18, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
COTLKNG
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course, I can't stand that it's spelled wrong, so maybe
CGHTLKG
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
FURHADS
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on May 18, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
INDBUTT
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on May 18, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
And she might like that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
LSB4LYF
Ha
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too many letters
But I see where your head is at
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
What?
It can only be seven characters, including spaces.
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
SHAMBLZ
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
2FAS4U
Its not very Ranger oriented but a buddy had on that on his 71 Torino. I liked it
People would probably laugh
if they saw that on my Lancer
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I heard a story about someone who had the plate 3MTA3
The license plate place had to qualms with it, but he eventually got pulled over when the cop saw it in his rear view mirror.
Also thought about
RNGRRBI
since my car’s name is Ribbie (RBI)
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha
Wait… no :-(
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
NO BUNT
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
SLICED
?
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
RLCF
AUTO2B
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I have a feeling that one would be rejected
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
THIS
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 18, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
For MY...
TRADEME
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 18, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I like that your pears have hate in them
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
That's what I was going for with my CHZBORGY post.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Ha ...
…perhaps
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
You'll be required to flip anyone kid off that says hi to you from the backseat of another car.
You did warn them.
True
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
SLICEDD
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on May 18, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
They'll think I went to school out west
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
That's why I ended up just getting a Rangers plate
with whatever they assigned me. I couldn’t think of anything I wasn’t going to have to explain a million times.
And I still have people come up to me and ask what my plate stands for.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Funny
I wish I could get Rangers plates, but that won’t fly in IA. So I’m getting school license plates. They’ll look like this.
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Duh. I forgot you are not in Texas.
Scratch our above conversation about getting plates from the state. In Texas, they start at $30 per year and go up from there.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
That's a lot
I don’t know if I’d pay that. But $5 a year is ok.
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
That's why I have never gotten any.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Ha
Yeah, it makes for some funny student-created tshirts
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." -- baseballismyboyfriend on 5.15.11
by The Best Micah on May 18, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I need to find one of those shirts before I die
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Chicken wing callback
On sale for 0.88 at Albertsons this week.
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Bull fighting talk with Twiggy is fucked up
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
It is possible...
that ET by Katy Perry might be the first big pop hit about alien rape. Kanye’s verses are weird as hell.
***Hey GhettoBear, your hotmail account has been infected***
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
I just..I mean...huh
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
16 hours!
She had not stopped talking since the train pulled out of Oakland, California, 16 hours before it reached Salem, Oregon, when a passenger confronted her about the talking. That’s when Beard got “aggressive,” KATU reports, and conductors stopped the train so that police could remove her and charge her with disorderly conduct.
They are more desperate
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Tack on the fact that she's a sista and I bet that was some entertaining stuff
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
How did she talk for 16 hours though?
Would she need a forage break every ten minutes or so?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
I didn't read it as she talked for 16 hours
just that they were still 16 hours away
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Following the link in the linked article:
SALEM, Ore. – Salem Police stopped an Amtrak train on Sunday afternoon after reports a woman threatened other passengers when they complained she was speaking too loudly on her cell phone.
That's different than the one I read
But wow… 16 hours I would have donkey punched her minus the sex portion
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
A girl just had a presentation on 1933 and had a power point slide on how it was the year of the first Super Bowl.
She’s a really nice woman, so I don’t want to say anything, but. . .
TeaBag up, Tucker to RR
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
Boom.
Wash can pinch hit for Yorvit when Napoli DH’s and Young plays 1B
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Didn't Teagargen change his stance or something?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Seems to be working?
.341/.453/.909 for Round Rock this year.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Taking a short break from my Battlestar Galactica marathon...
by drummermoe on May 18, 2011 4:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
awesome.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on May 18, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Done.
http://theuglydance.com/?v=asjgspvyda
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on May 18, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone have any recommendations where one could buy legit
autographed jersey’s?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Online orders.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Conan The Barbarian's Bastard Child and not so good looking Baby Mama.
That’s probably her best pic.
She’s uh….she’s a woman of size.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Wow
She looks like Dirk’s thieving ex girlfriend… but more Conanish
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Arnold threw away his marriage for THAT?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Maybe he's a boob man?
We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames.-Wash, 04/03/11
No kidding
maybe she once was hot
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
That son was born within 3 days (same year) of another son born to Maria Shriver.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
well, a quick google search and...
"The company would have Christmas parties up at some horrible place in Bristol [Conn., where ESPN is based]," says former general counsel Andy Brilliant. "A couple of them were drunken orgies…. It became like a big frat party. There were a lot of drugs being done in the bathroom. There was quite a bit of screwing going on afterward, a lot of it extramarital. But everybody went back to business the next workday."
Also, i had no idea about the Tiricio stuff in the 90s, weird…
I've heard stories about the ESPN Christmas party, from inside, ex-inside, and secondary sources.
Not quite this explicit, but it’s not even close to shocking.
Also, yeah, Berman being a douche is not news.
There was this one guy at an anonymous info website (supposedly verified) spilling ESPN stories once, and, unshockingly, a lot of them were Berman being a jerk.
Some other people, too, though the only one I remember was Stuart Scott. And I remember apparently Van Pelt and Cohn being really nice.
He had a lot to say, I didn’t retain all of it. Might still be out there somewhere.
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