So I was playing the Indians last night on MLB The Show... and I realized something. This is the most punnable team I've ever seen.

Jack Hannahan Combat

Grady I wear a Sizemore (after all that ice cream)

Matt LaPorta Security

Justin Jedi Masterson

David Huff'n Puff

Chad throw it in the Durbin

Ezequiel Porsche Carrera

Stop Asdrubal-ing everywhere Cabrera

Travis here's a Buck (get me a soda)

Trevor eat Crowe

Nick git 'er Hagadone

Josh "Judge" Judy

Victor don't be a Pestano

Shelley Duncan Donuts

Tony Sipp it slowly (those are expensive)

aaaand....

Fausto you're making me Carmona.