Because the other one's up over 1000 comments.
It's your last sandwich before the apocalypse. Whatcha got?
White? Wheat? Rye? Toasted?
Muenster? Manchego? Provolone?
Capocollo or prosciutto?
I want a fresh kaiser bun, lightly toasted, Helman's mayo, spicy mustard (a nice dusseldorf will do fine), romaine lettuce, roma tomato, Klaussen pickle, and thinly sliced purple onion. But that's pretty standard for all sandwiches for me. Give me some horseradish havarti, salumi, bacon, avacado and a pickled pepper. What the hell, add a fried runny egg. That'll work.