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"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Ben you better win!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck GDT2

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on May 3, 2011 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

X

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2011 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

I like this.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

lets go ogando

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah...

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Skip Bayless now writing headlines for ESPN?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on May 3, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I figured an old timer like you

would like Skip Bayless from his DMN days

by eric03tx on May 3, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

When he first arrived in Dallas...maybe '79 or so...he was pretty good.

In fact, I’ve never really had an issue with his writing and that’s all he did until the late 80s.

His problems started when people got to know him via radio and tv.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on May 3, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was the first show on The Ticket

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

He spoke their very first words on the air.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

correct

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, he was horrific.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on May 3, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good writer but an asshole.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on May 3, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

pluS

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

He hasn't been a good writer in a looooong time.

He’s too busy being “Skip Bayless” now.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure he's a crodgity old queen..

and noone has better gheydar than a crodgity old queen.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've heard that about him and also really wondered why he

would write what he did about Troy unless he had some kind of reliable info.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

bingo! look at him of course he is, Bayless.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on May 3, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

im getting real tired of espn forcing these fucking dumb ass headlines.

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not a bitch

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on May 3, 2011 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

yay for bb for strike

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

.

A no-no, Yankmees lose as do the Angels. So far a good sports night.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on May 3, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I want Miami in The Finals.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on May 3, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh

I would love another shot at them…

by eric03tx on May 3, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

if the mavs are already going to win it all this year

I would take the heat

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Except I have actually seen multiple people call the Red Sox the best team in MLB again.

Thought we could avoid that for at least a little while.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

BYE BYE

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on May 3, 2011 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Boring broadcast.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Given.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which is different from everyone how?

It’s Rhadigan. He’s boring.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't watched many broadcasts this year yet.

Between all the fucking day games and the homestands and moving out of my apartment.

The thing about west coast games is that even though they end way too late I’m also usually not doing anything else but watching the game, which isn’t usually the case.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think Rhads' problem is that he's boring.

He’s so clueless about the game. I find myself fact-checking and shaking my head after everything he says so I don’t notice the boringness.

by mizzou918 on May 3, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

He sounds even more bored tonight. Weird.

by Melanie on May 3, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a pretty good description actually.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Works for me.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

bye him

boommmmmmmmmmm

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

That Ogando

that guy, him.

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2011 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

That guy.

He’s got somethin’.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

He looks sharp tonight.

I wonder how many starts he’ll make this year.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's called microscopic BABIP

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Swinging K at 95

Those are nice too.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright guys

gotta go do stuff. Later!

Go Rangers! And you stay sexy, Alexi.

Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!

by DFWTrojanTuba on May 3, 2011 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Trying to prove dolphinpuncher right.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

You didn't want to see TWO pitches, Murph?

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

CANNOT help Bedard out this inning

It’s been one of the biggest Achilles heels for this team so far. Make a pitcher work in the 1st, minimum results, then chase pitches early in the 2nd as if you’re trying to make up for the way the 1st ended.

by dolphinpuncher on May 3, 2011 9:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

temp ban

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, fuck you

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on May 3, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

woW

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was a Chad Johnson tweet to someone

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on May 3, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just picked up Hot Sauce Committee, Pt 2

Today is a 50/50 day.

Liriano on my fantasy team, new Beastie Boys, Rangers winning

vs

took mom to the hospital, Heat won, thought I forgot to put Liriano starting

but I didn’t.

yea.

rah.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

No. And your assertion of their catalog is lacksadasical.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

last 5 albums, not including that instrumental or punk stuff

To the 5 burroughs(meh)
Hello Nasty(good)
Ill Communication(decent)
Check Your Head(good)
Paul’s Boutique(the best)

Maybe you should’ve said does it sound like TT5B, and I would’ve agreed.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

world keeps spinning.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

HSC2 is really not very good

it could probably be a lot better pruned to 10 tracks, but it’s so… mediocre over a full listen.

by vfn on May 3, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've listened to it twice all the way through now

and I agree. I keep trying to convince myself that it’s better than it really is. I’ll give the boys a pass this time until pt 1 comes out.

the times have probably caught up to them, though.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

He threw 33 pitches in the first inning...

But I’m going to swing at THIS ONE!
/David Murphy

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

You son of a bitch.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

5 pitches.

2 outs.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

rah rah rah go rangers

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking Rangers

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoever predicted the 8 pitch inning.

That wass all on you.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy shit...

who called the 8 pitch inning?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

DolphinPuncher

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, the Mariners suck

Oh wait, that was us…

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

FFS

how about not swinging a fucking sap

by Salman on May 3, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok who is the bitch that predicted an 8 pitch inning

You will burn

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on May 3, 2011 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Called it perfectly DP

8 pitch 2nd.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

You were the one that called it?

I blame you.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not me.

DolphinPuncher

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bin Laden

This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

why?

you smell something?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

smells like.......................like someone died.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Michael jackson

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on May 3, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

When?

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on May 3, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Breaking News

We have just learned that Michael Jackson is dead at 50.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

This Just In

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's been 3 weeks since Saddam Hussein was mauled to death by a pack of wild hyenas.

And the world is still a better place with out him.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sooooo...do you want Memphis or OKC in the Conference Finals?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on May 3, 2011 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Ask philkid

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ye of little faith.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on May 3, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or jinx-avoidedness.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

OKC.

memphis is playing out of their minds right now. and gasol/randolph is fucking up everyone.

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

doesnt matter if we are able to beat LA

which is still a long shot. If we beat LA…it might finally be our year

by eric03tx on May 3, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

OKC

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on May 3, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

What ever team you're not rooting for.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Olivo batting cleanup...

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

4 pitch walk to Olivo fucking sucked.

And Smoak … I miss him.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, there's some BABIP regression

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Smoak hits the hardest bloop singles.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

goose creek monsta!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Softest ins?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what she said :(

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

softest hands

if you take Rhads’ word for it

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

is there anyway

we could keep the memories of cliff lee last year and have smoak back?

by selppuc on May 3, 2011 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, no

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

poor man's mitch moreland

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

balls

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck, Alexi

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

well fuck

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

YAY

Fail.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Goddamn it.

No outs and the bases are juiced.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome.

Rangers baseball.

We tickle your sack and the nut punch you.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

....

all you can do is laugh at this point

by eric03tx on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes.

Though I thought it would come from the lefties.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

trouble

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on May 3, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Jesus, that wasn't even close.

He really tried to get out of the way and couldn’t.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

x

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok

Saunders will K here and then we’ll get a 6-4-3 to get out of the inning.

by vfn on May 3, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

so far so good

01/23/2010
A new era begins.

by stammer on May 3, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Slightly off

now my prediction is a lackadaisical Flyout to CF for #3

by vfn on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

ummm....strikes. throw strike.

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

And now it's a hitters' count.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I keep trying to 'z' through this inning on Gameday.

Not working.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on May 3, 2011 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Changeup?

I vote changeup.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

And by changeup,

I obviously meant heat. Straight heat.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha.

Nice.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sit down biotch

"dude spilling the salt is very bad luck, quick pass the salt over ur right shoulder" -Derek Holland

by FelizCheez on May 3, 2011 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

hell of a pitch

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Painted that shit

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Big brush.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looked like a strike on gameday.

Borderline, but a strike.

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Although classic view looks more like a ball.

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

It wasnt

via the tracker they use on FSSW, not even close.

by eric03tx on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

DP Dino?

-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11

Baseball Is My Boyfriend

by The Best Micah on May 3, 2011 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Made up for it there.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

UHHHH....DP DINO!!!

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Lotta of batter side run for a 4 seamer there.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

chedda

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

ummmmm

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

COME ON!!!

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

What'd PitchF/X say?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

on FSSW, was a ball

missed by about 1/16 of an inch

by eric03tx on May 3, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, saw that.

But Pitch F/X is better, unless something changed this past offseason.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gameday.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

gameday is more accurate than the tracker they use on FSSW?

I always thought the opposite, gameday’s tracker seems a lot more generous to the pitcher.

by eric03tx on May 3, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gameday is MUCH, MUCH better than the shitty FSSW tracker.

That is an affront to everything I believe, sir.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I rarely use gameday

so I am not too familiar with how accurate their tracker is or is not

by eric03tx on May 3, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have it up for every game.

It’s nice.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prepare to have your mind blown:

That’s how it’s supposed to be called.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right, sorry.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

For costing $120

MLB.tv sure does like being awful

Texas Rangers- 2010 AL Champs!

by TigerPride on May 3, 2011 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

they specialize in it.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

is it as awful as apple tv?

I kid….

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

strike

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on May 3, 2011 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

That 2nd one WAS a strike

"dude spilling the salt is very bad luck, quick pass the salt over ur right shoulder" -Derek Holland

by FelizCheez on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Only one pitch this AB not in the zone per GameDay

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

STFD

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

make it three times.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

That terrible call broke gameday.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Sit down biotch

"dude spilling the salt is very bad luck, quick pass the salt over ur right shoulder" -Derek Holland

by FelizCheez on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

ok

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!!

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

booooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

uno mas

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Give 'em the slider on the outside corner.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

nice

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok,

so the Yankees game should have taught him that you can’t rely on your fastball every time that you get in trouble…

…but on a cold, windy night in Seattle against this lineup, could he feasibly keep doing it?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Everybody but Smoak.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoooooo

97!

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

offspeed

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Need a .gif of that.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

God dammit Brendan Ryan

remember you’re terrible already

by sbk00 on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhat!

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Now would be a good time for a change

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU!!!!

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

IIAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!

"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill

by analogdan on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Sexy fucking Alexi.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

DEFENSE

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

HE DID IT!!!

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Just needed a day off.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was talking about Ogando.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

He needed four.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wew

go rangers

"dude spilling the salt is very bad luck, quick pass the salt over ur right shoulder" -Derek Holland

by FelizCheez on May 3, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

What's cooler than being cool?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Winning, duh!

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ice Ogando

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIEVERY!!!!!!

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Makes up for Smoaks blooper.

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

and we though we were mad after the 1st inning?

i would be so pissed if i were a mariner fan right now.

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

For a variety of reasons.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn that was one crazy no run inning

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

KINZ

DEFENSE.

EAT OGANDO’S COCKASAURUS REX, SEATTLE. YOU EAT IT ALL.

by vfn on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

OH, YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN DINOSAURS?

LET ME DROP TROW’ REAL QUICK THEN! BAM!

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Mariners Offense

Eating the Cockmeat Sandwich since 2009.

by vfn on May 3, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow....WOW.....

all I can say is WOW!!!!!

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

and also

“all I can say is”

Section 239, Row 1

by JayAhre on May 3, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

define: is

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

He quite literally threw his bat at the pitch before it

the fact that the ball was caught is out lucked by the fact he hit the ball b4 it

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Ridiculous strand rate

Anyone got updated numbers? I mean, unreal

by dolphinpuncher on May 3, 2011 9:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Over 90% coming into today.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Yes, i'm spoiling Smackdown for everybody..

Christian lost the title to Orton.

Such bullshit. I’m about done with that nonsense.

/rant

by TooLegitToQuit on May 3, 2011 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

It's scripted...

You’re saying you don’t like the story they’re telling you?

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dudes on the Internet

have the BIGGEST mancrush on Christian. It is like unreal.

by vfn on May 3, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think you are spoiling Smackdown for anybody...

and you are just now about done with that nonsense? I think everyone else was done in 2001.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

And...?

why did this show up with 1 rec on my screen?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe 2000.

Stone Cold, Taker, etc were awesome.

And the nWo in WCW.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well fucking done.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on May 3, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah that is pretty bogus

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on May 3, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

31 pitch inning for Ogando.

He of the 3 true outcomes.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Please tell Rhads

It’s long-er, hauns. Grew up with his cousin. Not that it really matters.

by bagsofnothing on May 3, 2011 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

texas shtick...remember?

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

You tell Rhads....it would sound silly coming from us....

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

let him practice on the one syllable words first.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh, yeah.

He needs to get the rules down, first. And the players names. He has a lot of work to do.

by Melanie on May 3, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

from the ground UP!

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

kinz licks your tears

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay, POPUPS!!

C’mon, Kins. Please be good again.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I doubt we win this 1-0

Even against the M’s.

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even in a no hitter

the Rangers manufacture 4 runs.

BOOM SMALL BALL.

by vfn on May 3, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I propose we get no hits, strike out 40 times, and win 12-0.

It’s possible.

"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill

by analogdan on May 3, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.. its not.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, it is.

Dropped third strike. K without an out.

"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill

by analogdan on May 3, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay... you win.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're the visiting team.

It just needs extra innings and a whole lot of walks at the top of the last extra inning.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't be extra innings though

We’re already up 1-0 and he called for a shutout.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, good point.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on May 3, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ayup

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most of em are, yeah

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

For the first few months

Yeah, most of them are

-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11

Baseball Is My Boyfriend

by The Best Micah on May 3, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

...or not

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Young needs to spend some points on LH Power.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Actually, I'm pretty surte his career ISO is higher against lefties

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't that annoying?

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes very

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

by Brother_jd on May 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do not want to hear about your sweat, Rhads.

Shut up.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh Rhads, you ran?

and sweated? Thanks for letting us know. Fuckwad.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

past Rangers broadcasts have, at this point, had about 15 references to the train passing. I kinda miss that.

by eric03tx on May 3, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

looks like Ogando has thrown several 90-91 MPH pitches with more tail

and that splitter

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

OT

Thor at 92% on RT

I gotta admit, I’m kind of shocked.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

RT?

Thor the movie?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes..

and rotten tomatoes.

by vfn on May 3, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

k, I'm looking forward to it

I didn’t think it would get good reviews either

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me, too

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa

I thought they would’ve killed that movie

by Salman on May 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's good.

Like way better than I expected it to be. They get it right.

by vfn on May 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess the question to ask now is 3D or 2D?

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

3D is post-converted and adds nothing

I only saw it in 3D because all of the 2D screenings here were dubbed in Spanish. Don’t fork out the extra $ if you can help it.

by vfn on May 3, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, it's better to watch for the actual story this time around vs the aesthetics?

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's a longer review

I wrote for a film board I dork out at.

Thor (Kenneth Branaugh, 2011)

I went into this with absolutely no expectations, having seen only a few television ads, I wasn’t sure just how it would work. I was pleasantly surprised.

Chris Hemsworth fills the screen and gives one of the better superhero performances in memory, bringing tremendous presence along with a really nice levity. Truthfully, the casting soars here all around. Hemsworth has a great chemistry with Natalie Portman, who’s not asked to do much, but it all works. Hopkins clearly enjoys his role, and chews the right amount of scenery at the right time.

Truthfully, there’s not much I can complain about here. I would have liked to have seen more of Asgard and the gorgeous art direction, but it’s a really fun 130 minutes, and I won’t be surprised at all if it’s the best blockbuster of the year. It’s the best Marvel film to date.

★★★★

by vfn on May 3, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better than the first Spiderman?

Or the first Iron Man?

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't be hard.

Spiderman was lame, and Iron Man was just okay.

by Arson55 on May 3, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really liked the first Spiderman

It was the first really good comic book movie.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well... maybe X-Men... don't remember which came first off the top of my head.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

X-Men was meh.

I hated the changes to Rogue. And that’s probably why I won’t give it any more credit than that.

by Arson55 on May 3, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're too picky.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Sam Raimi cheese.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spiderman was just okay. Iron Man was good.

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by jam0152 on May 3, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I will see that next week.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

too much crap going on this weekend

Rangers/Yanks
Mavs/Lakers
Mayfest
Mothers Day

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

meaning?

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fast Five?

Holding steady at 79%

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way....

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit, I hate this fuckhead, Ichiro.

If he stuck that bat out there at me, I would quick pitch his ass so fast he wouldn’t know what hit him.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Can you please get out already, Suzuki?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I did not mean get it out of the infield.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking something really racist right now

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't say it.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I won't

But goddammit I’m thinking it.

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

related to Tsunami?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really

It makes you think really racist things too, instead of just allowing you to condemn mine.

So it’s even better!

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

That one guy yelling "BOOOO" every time Ogando throws to first is cracking me up.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

he's very emphatic

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ogando is taking a lot of pitches to do very little.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

He'll pass Bedard in pitch count this inning.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ethier just got a hit....29 games

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

"BOOOOOOO!"

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

"...URNNNNNNNNS"

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on May 3, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ogando will be in the 60s in pitch count after this inning.

This is painful to watch.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Sigh.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on May 3, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Past a diving Beltre and a diving Blanco

No bueno

-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11

Baseball Is My Boyfriend

by The Best Micah on May 3, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

PADBAADB

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

PADB x 2

:(

"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill

by analogdan on May 3, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

And we'll almost certainly see Dave Bush at this rate.

Or Brett Tomko.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or both, potentially.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

isnt that where osama died?

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

"ba dee bedebe"

/Muppet background singers

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Animal:

BIN LA DIN
BIN LA DIN
BIN LA DIN

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

its where

Ogando’s BABIP went to die

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

PADABAEA

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis has the day off.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on May 3, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh that splains that.

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

padabaadab

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

You don't see the Double PADAB very often

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We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan

by LSU Ranger on May 3, 2011 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN!

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by LSU Ranger on May 3, 2011 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Ogando is going to strike out the side.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on May 3, 2011 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

The count pop ups to shallow center as Ks now?

That’s useful =)

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by LSU Ranger on May 3, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

much like the 2nd inning

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ogando is much more irish

thats why he won

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

break

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on May 3, 2011 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I want to believe Nelson guns him out.

So I’m going to be pissed it went over the wall.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on May 3, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Smoak...

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

He's going to be really good for a long time.

And it’s going to fucking suck.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well Played.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

want that script

on the home jersey next year.

by vfn on May 3, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that a rug?

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a break. Phew.

"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill

by analogdan on May 3, 2011 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

titties.

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on May 3, 2011 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

goose creek monsta....sigh

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK

Ground rule, at least.

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Ogando looks like a relief pitcher in this game.

Nothing is coming easy.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

GoET is gone!

TWSS!

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on May 3, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, he just looks like he's laboring period.

You wouldn’t wanna see this out of the bullpen either.

It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.

by LSJ on May 3, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

We've been seeing it for a week and a half...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's pitching fine

Smoak hit a good pitch

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn bat speed

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Lucky to get out of that with only 1 run.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

yup

Ogando ain’t pitching to bad, just due for some regression

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi

by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

A laborious 3 IP, 1 ER

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on May 3, 2011 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Can he go 5 IPs?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on May 3, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

can yes

will he? Doubt it at this rate.

by eric03tx on May 3, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure

67 through 3.

I mean… he might not… another 30 pitch inning kills him.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT

by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

side retired

Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg

If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.

by BigGuns on May 3, 2011 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

67 pitches through 3.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.

by Aqua on May 3, 2011 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

OT: HDMI cables

I looked at the ones in the store. Nothing under $27. Ridic. Thanks for the heads up on monoprice.com.

-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11

Baseball Is My Boyfriend

by The Best Micah on May 3, 2011 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I got mine on Amazon for like 8 bucks

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We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan

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