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Let's try again
31 pitch inning, 3 runs.
by dolphinpuncher on May 3, 2011 10:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Bedard has a no hitter going.
He has allowed no hits.
He’s going for a no hitter.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
None....a no-hitter....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes....a no-hitter....
no hits at all
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes something like that....no hits yet by Bedard....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
No...no hits yet.....
none at all…
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
he's also given up seriously hard hit balls
he due
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Yes...Beltre hits into the hardest outs but
no Rangers have a hit yet…
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
You just blew my mind
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
by Gay For Feliz on May 3, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
You know what else will blow your mind....
Eric Bedard has a no hitter
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Not possible
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
by Gay For Feliz on May 3, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey,
I think Bedard might have a NO HITTER going. Weird, let me check.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I just checked...it's true....a no hitter in the 4th...
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Love ya, Ben
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Fucking SafeCo
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
The "Bust up the Bedard No Hitter" thread.....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:23 PM CDT reply actions
Not as long as Detroit exists.
Fuck that place more.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
A world without
O.com Stadium of the Alameda County, Comerica, and this piece of shit would be a better world to livei n.
Beltre remembers watching fly balls die in Safeco.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
It's definitely up there on my list of rage-inducing things
I try to educate everyone I know as best I can about them
Fort Detroit West
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Oakland- huge, Safeco- nothing carries, Denver- everything carries, Phoenix- has a pool, LA- has a giant rock fountain,
SD- huge, LAD- normal, SF- has water
Nellie is breaking out of it right here.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
In regards to me not liking comic book movies.
So far that’s generally true. But I’ll definitely give Thor a chance. I’m not familiar at all with Marvel’s Thor. So any changes shouldn’t bother me as long as they don’t butcher the mythology too bad.
The trailers looked pretty good.
I think you’re opinion of movies is pretty meh.

"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I did.
Don’t hate me… I was just funnin’. ;)
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Well...I don't actually hate you, but I am now obligated to type a bunck of profanity. Take no offense.
Fuck, shit, bitch, cock, fuck, fuck, shit.
I was trying to kill two pet peeves with one post.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
one has to wonder...
why his helmet says “1979 TV MOVIE”
Hey....star power in that movie....Christopher Lee?
Has any actor made better late-in-life career choices than Christopher Lee?
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Christopher Nolan's Batman movies and the rebooted Iron Man franchise have made me really like comic book movies, or at least the modern iterations.
"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill
I thought it was great. And yes, I've read the graphic novel.
"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill
Well I find Zack Snyder to be a complete and total hack
3 hours of slow-mo, really fucking cheesy soundtrack selections, and gargantuan blue dong, and not a coherent plot to be found.
Absolutely.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
It didn't originally come out as a collected edition.
They were comic books.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Oakland up 1-0, bottom 5th
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Tribe
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Looked safe to me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
FUCK? SAFE!!!!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Eric Bedard, guys.
Eric Fucking Bedard.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Throw the red flag, Wash.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:25 PM CDT reply actions
luck pirates on Bedard's side
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
close, have to see better one to say for sure
but he looks just out
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Wait, wait.
There is a LHP going today and Napoli is hitting 6th while Blanco is hitting 2nd?
What the holy hell?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Gutfather!
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
by jonthefon on May 3, 2011 10:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
So maybe a few of these balls are out in Arlington
But would they be in a more moderate stadium, say Anaheim or KC?
Anaheim is a pitcher's park, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
still more moderate though
every ballpark in the MLB is considered one or the other, some are just more moderate than others. KC is pretty generic…I dont think when people hear about a “pitchers park” does their mind go to Kauffman stadium.
I don't even know where to find the stats on HRs
given up per ballpark, I am sure Philkid does, though.
Their middle infield in Oakland
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Yuck.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
by jonthefon on May 3, 2011 10:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
So, Bud light or Moscato tonight?
If Bedard is dealing like this, I need a drink.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
he aint dealing
he’s getting damn lucky
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Moscato will even out the bitterness
by dolphinpuncher on May 3, 2011 10:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Hrm.
Bourbon.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
We may still be topping in a bunch of offensive categories
But exclude everything done before Josh went out and we haven’t been worth a shit.
by dolphinpuncher on May 3, 2011 10:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Is Rhadigan morphing into another person?
his voice is starting to creep me out
One day, he is going to rip off his mask in the middle of a broadcast and reveal that he is actually Josh Lewin in disguise
he will then immediately resign from the broadcast and be replaced by the real John Rhadigan
I feel like Seattle starts every AB 2-0.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Nolan, Gaylord, Perry, and Brown
Too easy.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:30 PM CDT reply actions
Sorry, Jenkins
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
What was question?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Ranger pitchers who have won 100 games in both AL/NL
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, those are the 4
Kevin Brown, Nolan, Gaylord Perry, and Fergie Jenkins
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Moyer?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Umm...
Nolan, and that’s about all I can think of. Maybe Millwood
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
He only has 159 career wins so nevermind on him
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Perry, Jenkins...
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
by Gay For Feliz on May 3, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Langerhans?
I barely knew her!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Careful with that slide piece inside and low to LH hitters, Alexi.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Is there a reason for this?
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on May 3, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Obviously the answer is yes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
There needs to be a reason?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
And so it shall be.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
For that particular shot, there doesn't need to be.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Needs a sammich.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
x

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Wouldn't that be a mid-feeler mealer?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
meh, google search
I just wanted a George Costanza “Spicy Mustard!” pic… this was closest.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Mother Russia, ftw!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Every time.
Well done.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
STFD
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Baseball.
I just can’t figure it out.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ogando's putting up great AA numbers.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
greeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
boom
Alexi found the strikeout
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
OT: My 21st birthday is on Saturday.
I have a final on Monday.
Perfectly acceptable to get hammered Friday, Saturday and Sunday night, right?
Hooray for FIP!
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
by jonthefon on May 3, 2011 10:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
FIP, FIP...HOORAY!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
HOOOOO!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
4 IPs / 82 pitches.
They’ve broken into our bully…probably 6th inning.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Gawd I love watching AO pitch
Pure fun
by Thought_Experiment on May 3, 2011 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
Efficiency is a bitch.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I think he'll figure it out, though
When he trusts his changeup more.
It’s amazing what he’s doing with his lack of experience
by Thought_Experiment on May 3, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Rally Kenny Rogers

Strange, but might work.
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
may just yet
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Works for me.
RALLY MICHAEL MCDONALD!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
If I hear Yammo Be There one more time, I'm gonna Yammo Burn This Store Down.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
The Gambler in '82 or so?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Seen him lately?
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
He needs to step away from the botox
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on May 3, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Everyone considered him....
The Coward of the County…..
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Boom.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
6
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on May 3, 2011 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I like this trend.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Interestingly enough,
did you know that the cancer drug Rapamycin came from a bacteria on Easter Island?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I have no idea why you thought that would be interesting.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
It was named after the Rapanui tribe.
Given this site’s affinity for pears, I felt it somewhat relevant.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
This is still a no-hitter.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
A no-hitter, you say?
Eric Bedard has a no-hitter?
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
This hasn't worked so far.
I would suggest we try another approach.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Suggestions?
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Really? a no-hitter?
He hasn’t given up a single hit?
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Rally time!

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I think that's Rodman's ex....
Seriously, that’s what I think of when I see her…..blech…..
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey now!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
you guys know Bedard has a NO HITTER?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
A NO HITTER you say?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
nomo says he's got a nono
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
and so many luckings
i hate this
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Fucking shit
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuuuck.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
by jonthefon on May 3, 2011 10:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
uhhhhh......
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yes it will.
We’re getting no-hit tonight. Write that down.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
It's already in the almanac.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
It's crazy that there could be 2 no hitters tonight!
TWO no hitters! ONE night!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Fernado, Dave Stewart
1991 i think
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Fuck me running with a chainsaw.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Better catch it first.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Rally Nelson Cruz

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I can get behind this one
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on May 3, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Wouldn't you rather be in front of it...
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on May 3, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
twhs?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Pssst
(that’s not generally how it works).
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
You guys have such a narrow view of sex.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Says the jammer of the ass...
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Or the jamee.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Oh, so THAT's what that means...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
of course! He's not my type though.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
haha nope, never has been.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
Indeed.
He did say that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I think Nelly would have to pass
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
That wouldn't be anything new for me
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on May 3, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Didnt mean it like that
Meant the behind him part
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Maybe you should try more traditional positions.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Bored now.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
borbon likes nono's
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Oh my goodness
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
by Gay For Feliz on May 3, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
momma says to no no use this language
no no more
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
This should have been a reply to BIMB above.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Awful.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
by jonthefon on May 3, 2011 10:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I think Bin Laden's rotting corpse may be warmer than the Ranger's offense.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
Bin Laden says Bedard has a No Hitter going
hows that for cursing this no no
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
you would've gotten a better response if Corso or Barkley said it.
Although Barkley did pic the Mavs, so…..
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah,
but that’s not enough to keep a body warm days after death.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
In the ocean.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Rolling in the deep?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Creepy guy with camera phone....
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Oh come on, Beltre.
You have to get that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Ugh this game SUCKS!
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Young woulda caught it....
/Not serious
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Would have watched it go into the corner for a double.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
How is THAT a single?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
He had to leap for a hard line shot
And it wasn’t in his webbing.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Lord knows we don't need any more errors to drag down our already-shitty fielding stats.
"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill
young would have had it
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
heH
nice….
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
by Gay For Feliz on May 3, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh fuck yes
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
LOL Blanco
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fielder's Choice
Frankenstein?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Young.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Close enough
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Fucking AM feed...
Fucking clown shoes.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
92 pitches through 5 for Ogando.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
He'll get one more inning.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I dislike when girls are pregnant and they take pictures with their friends..
while the friends are touching the girls stomach.
Ooooh....
That looked really good….
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
This will take care of the no-no

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
by boomer1 on May 3, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Somebody start the motor boat.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I always forget her name.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Does it matter?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Ah, yes.
A comely lass.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I want to leave my no no in her no no
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
You sick bastard.
That’s not what ears are for.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Nice.
Looks similar to the girl who gave The Lap Dance at Cowboys Stadium..
by TooLegitToQuit on May 3, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
winner, winner, chicken dinner
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
GODDAMMIT RANGERS. HITS. NAO.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
And then an out.
Then five more runs.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
It's ok for pregnant women to have their picture taken.
Just keep the clothes on.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My eyzzzzzzzzzz
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
by Robert L. Bishop on May 3, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Other than your mom.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
x

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
sniped like a somali pirate
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
It worked!!!!!!!!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
OK guys, are the Rangers going to break up the no-no this inning???

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Well played....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Longhorns beat up patsy, concert also a winner
Now home in front of tv, computer, stocked with beer and tacos. [Prairie View A&M, UTexas New Music Ensemble] On cursory glance, GDT looks good and angried up!
These guys had a lot of hits

I wish MY guys could get a few…
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
I refuse to believe Bedard has a no-hitter
Until I see some real Ranger hits in this game to compare the previous non-hits to.
by Giant Space Ants on May 3, 2011 10:48 PM CDT reply actions
no hitter
no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter no hitter
BOO!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
YESYESYES!!!!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
YAYYYYYYY!!!!!
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
WOOOHOOO!!!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
There ya go.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Any chick that wears a bandana for a shirt gets my vote.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I'm also a fan of the scarf with belt around waist combo for a shirt.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm either confused as to why I used to find her hot, or confused as to why I don't anymore.
Maybe my desire for curves has evolved.
(Not a bad gif, though.)
You wouldn't kick her out of bed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Yeah it would be a shame for her to get it from you.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
She's got the herp?
Gross.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
How much older is he than her?
What is an athlete doing marrying a younger girl who’s past her prime?
He was cured of the herp through leadership.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Pussy Small is gonna come a callin'.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
How about Pussy Small Ball?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
bunts
runz please
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Leadership an RBI here.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Leadershippings!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Rhadigan with his read to a child voice
there
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Gina approves.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
you bite that lip, you jezebel, you!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
She's fighting at the AAC June 18th...
by TooLegitToQuit on May 3, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
oh yeah? maybe she can stop by NRH on the way and give me a personal sparring session, clothing optional, oil requested.
Bam!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
she has a high WAR, me thinks.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
FACIAL!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
WOOOOOT
Face’d
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
face!
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Hahahaha Kennedy
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
In play, run(s)!!!!!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:52 PM CDT reply actions
FACE!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:52 PM CDT reply actions
MVP!! MVP!! MVP!!
Wassssssupp?!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Wait... you're still doing the Budweiser wassssssup thing?
What year is this?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I thought of Millhouse, myself
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
40 something White Guy Exception.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I don't think that exists. Let me check.
No, no it does not.
by Robert L. Bishop on May 3, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Me, too.
I’m starting to wonder if the Rangers are capable of hitting a home run here tonight.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
=)
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
thought he got that pitch
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Oooh...
That was a pretty swing…
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
This place is the anti-Coors.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
not so sure about that nose.....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
The NOSE is what disturbs you?
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on May 3, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I laugh and laugh when my wife farts.
She gets so embarrassed, it’s hilarious.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
We ahve a few on here
Ask them their opinion.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
What an odd swimsuit...
And the hot tub she’s in is malfunctioning.
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
I'm convinced Beltre pays for people he hates to come to every game.
One sits by third, one by first. Then he can glare at them when he fouls balls off.
Though the idea that he’s just randomly glaring at people is more fun.
Your mom is awful.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Tribe just tied it 1-1, top 7th.
Beltre now has a .285 OBP.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
.480ish probably.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
He's like 0-12
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
.482
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
More pro Young
Less anti Beltre.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
You need to stop worrying about some
imaginary competition between the two. We want both to do well. You just want one to do better.
I wonder how Jeff and Matthew feel about this tweet:
Larry Stone
Michael Young is now 17-for-30 with runners in scoring position. Mr. Clutch
Oh, don't you worry.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
But what if Evan creamed himself about clutchiness for a player of the OTHER team?
How would you feel?
What do Mariner writers have to talk about?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I didn't realize what he was doing until I was doing that fWAR All-Star team thing.
Same for Dexter Fowler.
just curious
where was Ike Davis?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Was he not on it?
If he wasn’t, he was a casualty of already being too many first basemen and no Padres/Astros/Pirates. He was in there at first, I know.
Bleacher Report had a thing today where they said he was 50% to get traded to the Yankees this year.
For Montero.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Wut.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I know.
And somehow, Russell Martin was 95% chance to get traded to someone, which didn’t make sense.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I didn't say I wouldn't punch his face
I would just do it in a very indifferent manner
Only because Gina Miller is talking to him on twitter.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
The name's GYNA, what's up?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
His WPA is ridiculous
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
If Beltre had come up in the same position Face had, with a runner on third and one out
He would have had an RBI, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
It's like you know me
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Three outs away from finding out if we have a new pic...
“Quality Start Miranda”
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I do what I can.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Yeah
I can hardly wait to see him on a bigger screen with more pixels.
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on May 3, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Safeco.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I think the gravity is stronger in Seattle....
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
It's all the "smug" in that city
it weighs the ball down when it’s hit in the air.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Great place to visit and I have to imagine a suck place to live.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Great place to live, from my experience
Which was about 4 months.
"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill
He's just trying to draw philkid offsides.
Philkid won’t fall for it though… he’s too busy rooting for the Eagles.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on May 3, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Summer?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Yep. May through August.
I’ve been there in the winter as well, though.
"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill
morogando
please… no pen
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
102 pitches
He’s probably cooked.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Need more runs
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
That was like, a whole inning!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Is it bad that on MLB 11 The Show
That my dude’s batting stance is Justin Smoak’s?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
could be worse, could be Jeter's....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
new thread...
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/5/3/2152677/the-do-we-really-need-adam-coup-detat-banning-gdt-4
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin


































