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Nothing like cereal and the Rangers at 11:00 PM
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
Apple Jacks
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
by Gay For Feliz on May 3, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
blasphemy
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the first time I've had them in over a year
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
by Gay For Feliz on May 3, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
twss?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I went with a few brownies and a glass of milk.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
nah. pot brownies and milk are not a good combo.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Ice water here.
It’s technically past my bedtime.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
My bedtime is when the Rangers are done playing
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
by Gay For Feliz on May 3, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Agaisnt whom?
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
by Gay For Feliz on May 3, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I shouldnt do that
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
by Gay For Feliz on May 3, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm already hungover.
It’s time for sleep, but I can’t.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
uh no strike
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Murphy has sucked this year.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I'm looking forward to Hamilton coming back.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
.338 wOBA coming into the game
That’s really right about where he should be.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Rookie fWAR
3. Zach Britton 0.5
2. J.P. Arencibia 0.6
3. Michael Pineda 1.1
lulz
Also: thank you, FG, for finally letting me sort rookies.
3-2-3?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Your numbering is all retarded.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I'm glad there are other people out there that are obsessed with baseball stats.
Most of my friends just think I’m weird.
Re: Ike Davis
If he wasn’t, he was a casualty of already being too many first basemen and no Padres/Astros/Pirates. He was in there at first, I know.
his season is very mysterious.
wasn’t even supposed to make the OD roster, and all of a sudden he goes on a tear.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Very similar to Cabrera in CLE.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
mos def in it lee
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
TAG hasn't been a barrel of monkeys either.
by lost in space on May 3, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
But we had to get rid of Lewin to let him SPARKLE!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
They sell glitter at Wal mart
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I imagine drunk Rhadigan would be pretty cool.
Seems like he has a lot of bad stuff right under the surface of his conscious thoughts.
by Giant Space Ants on May 3, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
The Network must have given him 2 weeks notice..
by TooLegitToQuit on May 3, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
A's pitch their way out of a bind, 1-1 bottom 7th
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Analogdan:
From 11 years in Washington and two years living on the coast, Seattle is great in the summer, but that’s going to skew your experience a ton. It’s fairly dry and sunny during the summer months, which makes all the greenness and mountainousness and coastalness come out and be appreciated.
During the other nine months, you pay the piper.
So did you ever get your Andre Waters jersey autographed?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Played for Buddy Ryan's Eagles...cheapshot MF.
Committed suicide a few years ago.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I wasn't sad to hear about that either.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Did he mean Ricky Watters?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Former ND great.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
No... I guess before your time.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I knew about Andre
Just didn’t see the connection because I refuse to believe PK is actually an Iggles fan.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
by Aqua on May 3, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought about making an Eagles fan joke early when you mentioned being a Lakers fan.
But I decided not to. You’re welcome.
How are YOU a Lakers fan? Loved all that winning and somesuch from Eastern Washington?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Late 90s?
They were good but not great. Del Harris had a way of doing that.
Why no love for Phoenix or Denver?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Or what about the Jazz?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Karl Malone is a bitch.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on May 3, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Fuck that guy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
About 12 hours away, definitely not the sphere of influence.
No team really was, and the Mavericks failed to hook me when I was a kid in Grapevine.
So it ended up being the team with players I came to care about through media coverage.
Phoenix?
Phoenix is not particularly close to where I lived.
I’ve explained a few times, but I guess since you’re being cordial I can explain again:
No one was a fan of any team in the area. The Nuggest (four hours) were the closest, but didn’t have any fan base to persuade me. What did persuade me was them acquiring one of the only players I knew of from the early 90s (Shaq), Kobe getting covered in, like, every SI for Kids issue his rookie year, and my older brother being a Magic Johnson fan when I was little. Plus, they were on TV plenty.
Weirdly, I was pretty passionate from about 97-00, but some time during the second title run I started getting more apathetic. I’d definitely still consider myself a Lakers fan, I just don’t get that elated with championships or sad about losses.
Yeah, sorry. Didn't catch that at the time.
Didn’t realize Josey was also a ‘fan’ of that team at the time.
What’s with the weird mutant LA/Texas fandom anyway, Josey?
Lived in So Cal until I was 10 years old..mid 60s-mid 70s.
Still love the Dodgers…it’s an old girlfriend that you hope does well in life.
Deep like for the Lakers & Raiders.
Hate the Cowboys.
Love the Rangers & Mavs.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Per the Lakers...you need to realize we didn't have
a team in Dallas until I was 15-16 years old.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
But Ricky Watters was an Eagle too....
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
This guy.
My most hated Eagle.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Ahh ok
I remember that tool.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Most hated?
I think i could think of some that could rival him.
T.O.
Desean
and a few more
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Not even close.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I don't think I've ever hated an Eagle more than I hated TO when he was an Eagle.
Jackson may have passed him, now.
Did you watch the Buddy Ryan Eagles?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Not with any awareness other than the fact that they were the Eagles.
I mean, I could name several Cowboys, but I was a kid.
Andre Waters was the biggest cheapshot MF on a team
that was filled with them.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
But back then I thought every other team was a bug that existed to be squashed by the Cowboys.
So I didn’t concern myself with anyone but the 49ers and Bills.
Truth..from 2 years living in Ballard
The winter months are torture.
by dolphinpuncher on May 3, 2011 11:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
There are people who like them.
I am not one of them.
It’s worse the more north you go. Like Bellingham, where I lived. And Vancouver is worse.
Understandable.
I know a family who has a summer house up in Vancouver. I imagine that’s one of the best places to be during the summer if you’re from Texas.
Besides Aspen, maybe.
"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill
This lead. It's not enough.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
It's Seattle.
That’s all I’m going to say for fear of jinxing anything else.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
It's Strop time!
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
I prefer this one.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh oh, Cruz is out of the game per EG
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Endy Chavez, white courtesy phone
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Jeff Wilson said he looked gimpy after Cust hit
Ack
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on May 3, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't use emoticons lightly, but
>:/
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ugh, i saw him pull up a bit after he ran that ball out earlier
hamstrung
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Something looked amis
when he was hauling it to first…but at the time I thought he was just angry at the close call…
by RyanBlueThunder on May 3, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Foghorn would make a good Rangers announcer
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Ethier - 29 and counting....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on May 3, 2011 11:10 PM CDT reply actions
Osama Bin Laden did too
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
by blalock84 on May 3, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
no he didn't
/JimCrankshaft
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
he didn't deserve it
/RashardMendenhall
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
For a long time sure
Right now, we probably won’t even notice.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Ugh.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
squeeze is on
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Ohh Aaa Ohh Ohh
The squeeze is on….
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Jesus, Strop.
Make it easy for them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Come the fuck on, Strop
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Crap
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
We got problems.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
FUUUUUCK
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Yorvit....WHY?!?!?!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
You're fucking kidding me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Ah, fuck.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
he was out
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
no he was safe
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
"You probably don't want to know what Ron Washington is thinking right now... although... you probably do."
…
"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill
He was safe.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Heh
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
by Gay For Feliz on May 3, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
There's no bad time to post this
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
Mighty thin, indeed.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
They were trying to give away an out but we wouldn't take it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I hope Maddux just told him that Ichiro WILL squeeze here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
OT: Mavs
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/part2/110503
I want a Finals rematch.
I don’t know why it took so long to bring it to mind.
Except for the fact I had nothing but disgust for this team til last night.
Go Strangers.
Yook
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Eh, Youk just looks like he's shitting while masturbating his bat
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
This game is as good as blown.
Great job, Strop.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Jesus Christ.
I can’t watch this shit again.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Strop can't hit the broad side of a barn.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
.
Kevin_Goldstein Kevin Goldstein
Pedro Strop: driving people insane with his combination of stuff and inability to harness it since 2006. Accept no substitute.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I really hate you.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Nobody else is going to be able to get out of this.
You need someone with the ability to strike people out.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
If our pen was as lousy as our hitting
we’d be doing alright
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
We need some sort of extint animal to post when we need a K
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
He's going again, pick him off!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Lead blown.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Wow, doubled up Ichiro
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
No kidding
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Meh...
Same thing eventually happened….
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
They had a shift-type thing on. Blanco was almost right up the middle since ichiro always pushes the ball
"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill
Nice play Blanco
Rhads totally bored
by Thought_Experiment on May 3, 2011 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
Really
he still needs to win over the people. His revolucion could still falter without some popular moves.
Yes I am always wrong....
i was saying that this team isn’t very good two weeks ago but yall just ignored all the teams problems and now we are only 3 games above .500 and with our bullpen being used this game probably 2 games above after this one.
He doubled up Ichiro and got out of the inning
He actually recovered from that about as well as you can possibly expect.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
I don't know.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Just toss me into Jordana Brewster's bathroom, will ya?
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
I once talked to a building, but it kept repeating what I said
I got really mad and started yelling at it, and won’t you know it, that sucker yelled back at me. I haven’t spoken with it since; it’s giving me the silent treatment.
Yeah but he wouldn't have to recover
if he didn’t allow the lead off guy on in a one run game then throw a wild pitch when the guy was trying to fucking bunt.
Chone is really channeling his inner Eric Byrnes
by dolphinpuncher on May 3, 2011 11:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I don't want to hear one 'woo' from you when we win.
We’re friggin tied with the Mariners.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Now you've ruined it.
If you’re going to jinx you have to take the heat for the team.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
You and steel home should be roommates.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
hey, so
Rhadigan seems like he’s not that good of a TV play-by-play guy. Has anybody else thought this? Not sure what the popular opinion is. Maybe it’s just me.
Section 239, Row 1
It's weird that we haven't discussed this previously.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
No idea what your talking about.
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
x
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on May 3, 2011 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
This is very good.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Every day Borbon gets a hit it makes me happy.
Not because I think he’s turning it around, or because I like Julio Borbon, but because I hope the outfield defense will get fixed.
And now we're going to smallball the fuck out of this place.
Should have given Borbon the chance to steal.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Fuck no.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Because it's going to be one of those elderly bastards in our bullpen that will come out for it in the eighth.
And Smoak will destroy them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Does it matter?
When it takes 100 pitches to get through 6 you’re going to have to use them.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Steal second first if you're going to bunt, please
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Wait...
We sacrifice Ian and pinch hit Elvis….Say what?
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
better than Ian popping up and never getting a runner in scoring position the whole inning
"Don't play lawyer ball, son." -Hank Hill
.
RealMikeWilbon Is this agenda temporary with Westbrook, something easily fixed or is it more serious? He’s a great player but not the best on his team…
I don't want to go through the game threads
Who was banned and why?
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
by Bface on May 3, 2011 11:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
You get banned for asking that
Sorry. See you tomorrow!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Haha touché
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
by Bface on May 3, 2011 11:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I was wondering that too
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on May 3, 2011 11:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
enough god damn sac bunts
a one run lead isn’t going to win with our bullpen.
Nice
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
Nice steal.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Squeeze?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Nailed it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I like cabbage.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
BEAUTY!!!!!!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Nice to have that work for us.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
YESSSSSSS
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Won't need any Viagra or coke tonight.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Fuck yeah
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
WOO
THAT’S HOW YOU DO A SQUEEZE, ERIC BYRNES
by Robert L. Bishop on May 3, 2011 11:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Heh
Baseball players routines: Spit, Chew, Curse, repeat.
by Gay For Feliz on May 3, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Pussy Small Ball...
You beautiful little slut.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on May 3, 2011 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
honestly couldnt describe it better right now
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Ok....
That worked out strangely well….Well played, Gut
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
beauty beauty bbeauty
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Smallball can be so fucking sexy
but still… fuck it.
"It's a pinch-hit RBI suicide squeeze-bunt single!"
/Nadel
by shroomer on May 3, 2011 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i miss Nadel ugh
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Awesome...
I’m watching in Houston on FSSW. Lots of dead air.
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
Big time small ball!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Elvis
The anti-Eric Byrnes.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
I don't know how every single person in the building didn't see that was going to happen.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
To help pad the lead...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Where are her tits?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
and padding
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I can overlook it.
She’s Australian, dude!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I actually dropped her out of the top 10 awhile back.
Rethinking it again right now.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
LOL on "Holy forehead"
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Let us know how that turns out.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I was hoping he was done with that.
Apparently not.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
that's a huge .gif
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Worth it though.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Nelly - hurt
can it get any fuckiing worse? wait dont ask that question. sorry for being such a dumb ass
Well, at least it's not like you don't plan on Nelly getting hurt before the year starts.
Or like he’s been a major contributor this year.
Pull the trigger, Stuart
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
by Bface on May 3, 2011 11:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Sigh.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
OT for those who don't know
Fleetfoxes new album on sale for 3.99 at amazon. Supposed to be for today only so hurry if you want it.
Any good?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
downloaded earlier and only listened to the first few seconds of the first song
What I heard was good, haha. I’ve heard from others that it’s good the whole way through.
by Black Francis on May 3, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
He gets .001.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Not as good as ElectricOkra's new one, I hear
It’s called ClaireRocket and it comes out June 17th. Available on iTunes, Amazon & Beatport.
/just sayin’
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
That is how I imagined having Borbon and Elvis batting near each other would be...
So sad.
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
Beautiful GIDP.
Perfect.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Tight right quad for Cruz, according to twitter.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I prophesize a 'precautionary' 15 day DL trip.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Fuck you, FSSW
I had no goddamn clue what that was at first.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Took me a minute to figure it out too
-- Micah
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on May 3, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF was that, Murphy?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
wtf are you playing so deep
If they were in no doubles defense with no one out in the 8th I might shoot someone
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
They're going to try to small ball us to death now.
This inning could kill me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
That was the slowest swing I've ever seen.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
It reminded me of this pitcher I used to catch in high school who had a knuckleball.
He threw it one time and the batter had two check swings before he swung behind it.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
i was hoping
kennedy’s cheap little bloop hit was just another replay they were showing…
I thought the same thing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I think Rhads thought it was, at first..
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Dammit Strop.
Just fucking dammit.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME, STROP!
LET THE CATCHER GET THE BALL!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Geez...
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Now they're going to bunt twice and score a run.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Rookie move
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
oh no it's smoak monsta .....can't look
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Even TAG was all
“What are you doing?”
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Shitfuck
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
TWICE???
YOU BLOW THE LEAD TWICE, STROP?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I hate baseball.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
This is one frustrating fucking game.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Hola from the good ol' Gulf Of Mexico
What’s the story with the AJM comment?
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Proud member of the Joe Nieuwendyk support team.
Which comment?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Locusts?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
BABIP'd
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
So about ALL that bullshit about Napoli being a good defensive 1B....
save it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
AceJC below.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I did.
Well, really I claimed that people who say he sucks don’t have much data to work with and he is still learning to field his position.
Didn’t claim he was good, but average. Which I can defend about as well as someone who says he sucks.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
that was pretty ugly Josey Wales, that play.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
Damn it. This does not help my case for Napoli being an average to above defender.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Darren Oliver coming in
Good. I didn’t want to stay up for extra innings anyway.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
if Grandpa Oliver can stay up, you can.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
it's only a quarter to 10 where he is
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
awww but probably still not acclimated yet.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
Ron fucking Washington.
Why in the world would you leave Strop in for this inning? What possible good reason could you have?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
he has been good this year
oliver, rhodes, eppley pitched yesterday?
And we still have a bullpen with 13 guys in it.
You’re telling me we have no one else to take this inning?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Only thing I can think of...
Is that the 2 fuckin old geezers have pitched about everyday, and he was hoping to just use one for the 9th to close it out. But you’ve got the 2 young guys Eppley and Tucker, the only guys I have confidence in.
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
Strop is like the Chris Davis of our pitching prospects for me.
Not quite to the same degree, but all this love and hype and I’ve never been able to garner confidence in him.
Not to say I was as down on Davis as I am Strop, or that I expected him to be THIS hopeless.
Or that LSB is as in love with Strop as they are Davis. But same kind of thing where I find/found myself remarkably out of the loop.
Davis has at least shown something
in the show, even if it was for just a half a season. Strop has yet to do so.
like i said
you cant play for a fucking one run lead with this bullpen and ESPECIALLY if you leave strop in.
You must be so proud.
Can’t you be a “fan” of another team?
Clearly you care more about bitching than you do the Rangers.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Like I said
Fuck you with a shovel.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
x
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on May 3, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
like I said
To steel home, Sr. “Your son’s going to be a loudmouthed, self-important little shit and should be smacked regularly”
Shame he didn’t listen, you could have ended up being a tolerable human being.
by dolphinpuncher on May 3, 2011 11:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Twice.
He lost the lead twice. Blew the whole fucking thing twice.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Oliver resembles batting practice...
1st pitch today and yesterday.
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
another game....
fucked away by our bullpen
by death of the cool on May 3, 2011 11:40 PM CDT reply actions
hahahahaha
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Ballgame.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Ron Washington and our bullpen.
That’s all you need to know about this game.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I don't know that it would have mattered who you put out there.
None of them inspire confidence.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
You certainly don't leave Strop out there for another inning.
Not after he barely got you out of the last one and already blew the lead once. If your goal was to get the game to Oliver, then put him in the eighth.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Great.
Just great.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Nice going Ollie.
That didn’t take long.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Jesus Oliver
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Hm.
DO… I appreciate you. But, damn. What am I to do?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
FUCK
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
by Bface on May 3, 2011 11:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
at least we know the reason if we don't make the playoffs....
say hello to our fucking crutch this year
by death of the cool on May 3, 2011 11:42 PM CDT reply actions
If only Ogando could come in and pitch the 8th inning of the games he starts...
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
And the 9th...
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
It's the right move.
Let him become a starter in 2012 but this year, we need him in the bully.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Boy this team is awful right now
We need more runs...
Do we have announcers anymore? They didn't talk for at least 3 minutes
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Wait did
Smoak go first to third on a single? He get some speed or is Judy’s arm really that bad?
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
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