Fuck you, Death Cab for Cutie. Ever since you showed up in the stands at this game it went to shit, you emo pansies GDT5
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STrop is a cock sucker
He has to go.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I'm not defending Strop's performance today,
but I think that’s an overreaction. We don’t have better options at the time.
I'm a white knight
for the “Eh, they suck, but their replacements would suck more” guys. Strop and Borbon.
I am for Borbon.
And I’m not mad at Strop for losing the lead in the eighth, even though he shouldn’t have.
I’m mad at Washington for leaving him out there after what happened in the seventh.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I just don't understand how you can look at Strop after the seventh and say
“Yeah, I still think this is my best option to keep another lead right now.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I hate our fucking BP
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I cracked up at Aqua scolding Old School Brutha like a mother yelling at her son...
“Ron Fucking Washington”…the dreaded three name call-out.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
"Ronald Fucking Washington, get your black ass in this kitchen at once!"
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
LOL
Exactly
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
"ballgame"
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
So who's looking forward to the Yankees series after this one?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Dirty Harry starting Game 1.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Do you feel lucky?
Well do ya? Punk.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
yay?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
DCFC?!
I should have known…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I guess Oliver needs to throw one more warm up pitch before he comes into games.
He’s on all of a sudden.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
That's a serial-killer-to-be right there
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
this is the first woman serial killer
we found her
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
I'm sure you're being sarcastic
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
she is possessed
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
Somebody cut the cheese
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
that's harsher than a cut the cheese look
that’s an emily rose Im possessed look.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
This must be sort of how Boston fans felt the first week
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Tribe just went up on Oakland 2-1 in the 9th.
Fuentes STBF again.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Just gave up 2 run single, 4-1 Tribe. Fuentes given the hook.
Cleveland may be for real.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Didn't we have a worse record this time last year?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And we didn't really have expectations
This team is supposed to be good after coming off a WS appearance.
Yes.
They interviewed the lead singer on the Seattle broadcast.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Actually, it's probably not irrational to want Strop as a reliever.
His true talent has been roughly mediocre over a full season this year. With a limited repertoire and concerns over mechanics, I doubt he could pitch a full year.
Give him, say, 1.6 average leverage in a season, and he only needs to be, like, a one win reliever to be more valuable in the pen, right?
Right. It’s rational.
You mean Ogando.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
If it were up to me,
they’d keep Ogando in for Hunter to give Harrison a start or two off and then send him back to the bullpen in late May.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on May 3, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
AJM's brother.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
The fun Morris brother.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
by LSJ on May 3, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
tehehehehehehehee
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
he's part of the LSB Royal Family.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
And kids who go to college.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Only the bestest Morris brother evea
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Strop in the eighth...
It’s going to haunt me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Just Strop thinking about it
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Stop, or I'll strop you with my belt strop.
by Giant Space Ants on May 3, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Strop or my mom will shoot!
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
You can't Strop him. You can only hope to contain him.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Strop
Collaborate and listen!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
You've been assaulted by a Strop-on?
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Did Napoli tag the runner before the runner touched the plate
If not the run counts I believe
by RQ on May 3, 2011 11:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
The runner wasn't really running.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Doesn't work on 3rd outs.
The batter has to be safe at least once…
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
It definitely works on third outs.
But the second part of your statement is at least partially correct.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I just can't word it right
If he had hit a single and was out trying to get a double it would have counted. But he has to be safe at first at least….
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
yayz for tight divisional race
until we get some folks semi healthy
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
oliver
comes into shit storm 1st and 3rd nobody out situation (set up by a bloop hit, botched sacrafice bunt, and grounder to first that should have been an out). gives up only 1 run. man, he sucks!
Being loyal to this team is fucking stupid as god damn hell sometimes.
by dolphinpuncher on May 3, 2011 11:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
At least the Royals have fountains.
by dolphinpuncher on May 3, 2011 11:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
And loves some guy named Wesley.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
And Olivo clean up...
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
On the bright side
The Rangers will still be in first after this game.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Rally time!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Belts!
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Run expectancy with a runner on first and an average hitter up, no outs: .953
Run expectancy with a runner on second and an average hitter up, one out: .725
Ian Kinsler: Above average hitter.
Elvis Andrus: Below average hitter.
The problem with playing for one run: You just saw it.
Sure about those numbers, kid?
Thought runner on 1B with no outs was around 71%.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
That's not win expectancy, that's run expectancy.
As in the expected number of runs scored.
And I’m not completely sure because that’s old data.
Win expectancy goes from 57% to 55%.
Without factoring taking the bat out of Kinsler’s hands to give it to Andrus.
Play for the win, Wash.
Our bully sucks.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
This
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Disagree at this point.
We don’t get more chances to prolong the game. We need a run, by hook or by crook.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
C'mon Mitch...
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
The "Beltre With Invisible Catcher" Rally
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on May 3, 2011 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
No home runs have been hit tonight
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Really?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Fuck.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm sure fucking glad we don't have some stupid monthly "fuck" limit on this site.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Fuckin' A!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
No fucking shit
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Yeah, fuck that
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Sigh
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Can I get a Napjack? Just one?
by dolphinpuncher on May 3, 2011 11:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Never mind, cold special K it is.
by dolphinpuncher on May 3, 2011 11:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This is on Strop
Fuck Bin Laden!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Good Lord.
He wasn’t even CLOSE to hitting that pitch.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
That's just sick!
those girls are only in elementary school, man!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Napoli...
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Having a longer bench with a Craig Gentry on it would be great right about now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Nadel just faulted Strop for the L.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well, fuck
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
League is pwning
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Moreland and Napoli
Would not have expected 2 swinging Ks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
If he could find the strikezone.
And keep the wild pitches to a minimum.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Ugh.
Watches one right down the pipe and then swings at two he couldn’t have hit with a hockey stick.
Dammit Naps.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
is it even possible
to go yard tonight in the conditions in seattle?
We need a gooram double!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on May 3, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, I'll take the HR.
K, thanks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
All emos suc,k!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
That tattoo is stupid.
Murph should hit a game tying double to make him pay for that stupid tattoo.
by Giant Space Ants on May 3, 2011 11:58 PM CDT reply actions
He did use a subject line.
But I knew what you were doing.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
in retrospect I get what you were doing
but in the heat of the moment … what’s clear is that this losing streak is TEARING US APART … okay, no hard feelings?
base knock
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Jesus. Watches two identical outside pitches and then swings at a third in the same spot?
Pitch selection has been horrible the last three batters.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
MVP!
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Nice camera work, FSSW.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
yeah
that was kind of a big play there radighan…
I want to kill my neighbor.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Doesn't everyone?
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Just get a hit.
Just a hit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Fucking Murphy.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
fucking suck fish
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well, shit.
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck.
The Mariners.
We’re 5-6 against the West.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
And 5-9 on the road.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
God I hate Rhads
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
WATERMELON SEEDS IN MY DICK HOLE
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 12:00 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Championship caliber teams don't blow leads this frequently.
Shit.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
And championship teams
Don’t always resemble the team they are in early May.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Let's hope so.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
2010 is a prime example.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
agreed
I don’t think this is a championship team, even when healthy, though. Could be close, but need some help.
The reigning MVP is missing
That makes a difference.
Our closer is out… that makes a difference.
C’mon… fully healthy this is a very good team.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Oh god, Dave Simms just screamed like the Mariners won the World Series.
I want to punch him so many times.
Time to start your printer
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Someone spells it with two Ms, and I don't care enough about him to spell it right.
He doesn’t care enough to pronounce Pedro Strop’s name right, and he gets paid to do that.
There are now 4 teams in the AL with better records than the Rangers.
And one of them is Kansas City.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Remember last year, when we had the same record as the Astros for awhile there?
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
And another is the Indians.
Baseball. Early May.
Frustrating.
Long season.
People need to get healthy.
Fuck.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
JD really needs to do something about this bullpen
even getting feliz back isn’t going to help getting the ball to the 9th
No way are we spending K-Rod money
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 12:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
On the bright side, as soon as our relievers get healthy, we'll be fine.
Also, our division isn’t very good.
Of course, it still is disconcerting to see the bullpen continue to lose games to worse than mediocre offensive teams.
the one with Josh Hamilton on it.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
And more importantly,
won’t they please stand up?
Please stand up.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I want to ram a dolphins dick up Strops ass right now.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Are really this many dumb people on LSB?
Doesn’t DMN need some comments?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
As does losing 7 of 9 to the Jays, A's and Mariners...
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Jesus... 7 of 9.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
And this fucking CJ Wilson PSA about exercise!
Did they have to do it one take? Was CJ jogging while recording?!
Tell me to go exercise…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well cock.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
Heard today that Carlos Beltran would be available
And the Mets are willing to eat a big portion of his salary. Anyone interested? I still remember Beltran absolutely tearing it up for the Astros, and he appears to be healthy.
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