16-14
by benmor78 on May 4, 2011 12:07 AM CDT
Email
Print
THIS POST GAME THREAD IS FULL OF UNBELIEVABLE SUCK, GOODBYE.
244 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
I like all the cussing!
I don’t like all the losing.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm so mad and sick of this shit
that I’m almost numb
Ha, there's so many things in it.
The look on her face when she realizes she’s going down…
Que sera, sera.
All that ....ahem...padding saved her.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Check out the size of the dude on the aisle in black.
This whole scene screams Idiocracy, looks like it was filmed in Arkansas.
Que sera, sera.
Oh, I know. I just mean the audience.
And I just noticed the great fire-roll she does. So awesome.
Que sera, sera.
In the old days
…the Price is Right was always a bunch of fat middle aged tourists. Things have changed a bit, though. It’s a fun show to watch now…I’m pretty sure they give out cocaine at the door. Funny shit.
by Black Francis on May 4, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I want to go taint punch some stupid fucker right now.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
This is probably the coldest and unluckiest this team has been since last April.
Frustrating.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
the schedule was pretty favorable
I don’t know if you can just expect that again. We will see, though.
Honestly even when Feliz comes back
how the hell can we get him the ball? And Nelly may be hurt…this is fucking awful
As long as he's not out for a ton of time, Cruz being hurt right now is largely irrelevant
The way he’s hit lately.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Although it will mean Moreland in RF regularly, which sucks monkey dick.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Yea he's been in a huge funk the past three weeks no doubt
but his mere presence in the lineup can change the game.
by texrangers31 on May 4, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
well even when he's struggling
he could still go jimmy jack at any time
by texrangers31 on May 4, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, I feel like jumping into one.
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 12:12 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah. It's not an issue.
I wasn’t even really upset even at the time. It was just funny. We’re cool, man. No worries.
AngryDome!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
It's Time
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
for what? To strangle someone? yes, yes it is.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
Correct
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
It feels like we lost 3 times tonight.
Plus, our first Nelly Cruz injury.
Going to bed now.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
A DL stint could do Nellie's icicle of a bat some good
Fuck, why not put the whole roster on the SL?
Time for some callups.
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 12:11 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
This team is full of suck right now.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Please rush back Josh.
Actually, don’t rush, since you’ll hurt yourself again doing that.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
yea
give him the 8 weeks even if hes ready before that. If he goes out again after this for an extended period, we are fucked.
It's more than Josh right now.
We need some peechin’. Bad.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Don't understand why Strop came out to pitch the 8th
when Tucker was already warmed up.
Did Ian bunt on his own in the 8th with Julio on 1B? Why not give Julio a chance to steal 2B?
Who goes down on Friday when Feliz is activated?
Who comes up if Nelly were to go on the DL? Wouldn’t you love seeing a Murphy, Borbon, Moreland OF 5 nights a week?
Not to mention the Cuban kid
They are going to have to clear a 40 spot for him.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Even if he did, I question the coaching that lead to that though process
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Did somebody say he bunted on his own?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
because she is a slut
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on May 4, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Ron Fucking Washington was in full small ball mode that inning.
Bunt, steal, squeeze.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
And it worked!
The ball was not going long on a cool night in Seattle. And the Rangers batters had some amazingly inept at bats.
I would bet almost anything Tucker goes down.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
I'm going to go Green River killer soon if this keeps up.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I'm on my third TV already this month.
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 12:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
So you punch more than just dolphins?
by Wemedge on May 4, 2011 9:11 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Tonight you could really tell Tom was starting to get pissed off.
Normally he’s pretty level headed but tonight, especially when Strop was pitching, you could tell he wanted to drop some F bombs
I went WTF in my car when I finally was able to turn the game on and found out we lost.
My sister looked at me but she knows my love for the Rangers now so she just kept quiet lol.
I woke up in the 8th inning with the lead and had to go to the store..
Thanks to 103.3 shitty connection couldnt get tuen on then game till it was over. ONLY to learn the Rangers give up another effing lead and the bullpen STFB as usual.
unfriggingbelievable, just deleting this crap off my vcr.
Texas Rangers, pissing off quality starts.
You have a VCR?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Not everyone has one of them fancypants DVRs.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
We are a angry bunch right now.
Mob like even. :)
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Face gets full 10&5 rights this Saturday.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Somebody brought up Beltran.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
What does Martin looking like Beltran have to do with Young?
by Adam J. Morris on May 4, 2011 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
They're both baseball players
thats about the only connection I can make
by texrangers31 on May 4, 2011 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Easy there...I had no idea that was Martin.
Thought somebody was talking about the Rangers trading for Beltran ..hence, the comment about Young.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I don't think so either...but I thought that was Beltran photo-shopped into
Ranger gear and didn’t see anything in LSB about the DMN saying yesterday that Young gets his 10&5 on Saturday.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I thought this too, never seen Martin
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
from Jason Cole
And lastly, here’s the headshot I got of Martin in a Rangers uniform from today – http://bit.ly/kZTgbQ
Twitter does have its uses. :)
well hell get him a saddle and tell him to giddyup!
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
Reminds me of some football player.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
x
I’m pretty sure that little notch up, before the Andrus squeeze, was Ian’s bunt…the successful sac bunt reduced the Rangers’ chances of winning…
That graph sucks and is gay
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
You are correct.
Not by a lot, and I know there’s wisdom in bunting now and then to make defenses think you might actually bunt sometimes.
. . . but it was from Kinsler to Andrus with an awful bullpen. . .
Does this take into consideration the way the ball was carrying?
All the statistical variables need to be compensatred for. Somehow I suspect the odds on a long ball carrying were almost nothing in that park last night.
He has immeasurables
His incredibly tiny, microscopic penis for example.
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 12:20 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I know bet he is in shock about it as well
by texrangers31 on May 4, 2011 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
That game was bullshit.
Everything about it.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
This past two weeks have been full of suck.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
They're both bad and similar and back to back!
But I would think this one is worse because there was a lead, and another lead, and they were both blown. There were some bad at bats, a called third strike to Napoli that was strangely similar to a called third strike ion Mooreland on Monday. Both batters should have been looking for fastballs. Both took fastballs in the strikezone with runners on base. The last two games with fairly successful hitters up, they looked like guess hitters with two strikes, and got fooled….and those were very bad at bats. I question whether the Rangers are teaching correct hitting approaches.
Come back soon Neftali
and Josh. And Nellie too I guess.
What can we do?
Not like we have reinforcements in RR or Frisco. Every pitcher in RR or Frisco is either injured or walking everyone and/or soft-tossing journeymen-types and/or plain horrible or just way too young and not ready.
"I'm a unitard!" - Ralph Wiggum
by stupidsexyflanders on May 4, 2011 12:23 AM CDT reply actions
Erlin the Merlin
Or NeRa
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Erlin?
As in Robbie Erlin? The pitcher at high-A?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"I’d perform oral sex on Greg Oden before I’d hit that."- Adam J. Morris about Ke$ha, 4/17/2011.
Flanders thinks Erlin is Hunter or Feldman on a god day.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Good
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Well
name all the Rangers finesse pitchers who threw/throw 89-90 tops who have had sustained success in the bigs (more than 1 season) over say the last 10 years.
"I'm a unitard!" - Ralph Wiggum
by stupidsexyflanders on May 4, 2011 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions
This doesn't seem right
but I’m too lazy to actually go check any numbers.
I just remember him bouncing around the league and being a big bag of suck.
Im completely joking
so no need to waste your night looking it up
by texrangers31 on May 4, 2011 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Stating the obvious: This team needs bullpen help.
What is not obvious: Where the fuck will it come from? The rotation and lineup (when healthy) are good enough that you can’t hang them out to dry.
Give it another month
And there’ll be teams willing to sell some RP’s.
For a price, of course. A price that’s probably gonna suck.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Do we have another month to wait?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Is anyone about to run away with the West?
by Giant Space Ants on May 4, 2011 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Do you want to risk it?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I think so.
Not that I would be naturally against them doing something now, but I don’t think they have to do something like that yet.
by Giant Space Ants on May 4, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd rather not wait.
I guess there’s not much else to do, though.
by Black Francis on May 4, 2011 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, unless you really like Jason Bulger
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Too bad Scheppers back is fucked up
he would have been up here a fat minute ago
by texrangers31 on May 4, 2011 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
every Texas Longhorn can lay down a bunt at will, on demand
<img src=“”http://i55.tinypic.com/6hkw2d.jpg"/>"/>
even the “sluggers”
You know what elastic?
Fuck the 9pm West Coast games. Fuck you Tom Hicks this is your doing.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Not really
The whole “Rangers will move out of the West” thing was a pipe dream. And if it had happened, it would have meant going to the N.L., which would have been worse.
by Adam J. Morris on May 4, 2011 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
West coast games suck.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
So does auto correct.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Nope.
Late night baseball is awesome.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Your vote doesn't count.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I like the 7pm start
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
No, it's a fact that needs to be reiterated.
Kind of like how human umps suck.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
If the Rangers ever moved to the N.L.
I would probably drown myself in a bucket of dirkatron’s ginger-urine.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
To actually drown from a bucket of urine...
You’d have to drink it, or rather try to and fail.
by Wemedge on May 4, 2011 9:22 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Watching sportscenter I have come to the conclucion
that everything that happens in baseball Rick Sutcliffe claims to have predicted previously
Recap up.
If you feel like voting for the Goat of the Game. Whatever.
http://dallas.sbnation.com/texas-rangers/2011/5/4/2152776/this-is-getting-bad
Take more look at the bunt. Not the worst call in the world, but cathartic to talk about. I’m a lot more against it than I was in the moment, though.
That facebook shit is stupid
If SBN members could comment with their SBN names, you might get some action over there.
by Black Francis on May 4, 2011 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
They don't want us to take action from Adam.
In fact, our job is largely to filter outside readers here.
That's how I got here. Case in point.
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 12:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, reading one of your postgame articles was what led me to LSB
Back in…July I think. It was around the time of the Treanor go-ahead triple against FLA.
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 1:16 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I really don't think that's the case.
I’m sticking to the theory that Maurice had his feelings hurt and complained to the powers that be.
"The Bull Penis A-Mess"
Epic hashtag from Grant- Laughed so hard
by RobGordon on May 4, 2011 12:34 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
The Rapists for 500
No, Mr Connery…It’s Therapists
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
I'll take Jap Anus relations for 300
No.. no… that’s Japan US Relations..
I wonder when Bud Selig is going to expand the play offs, it's in the works.
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
If hating Rhads is wrong I don't want to be right.
At least when the Indians sucked this bad in Major League
They had Bob Uecker
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 12:47 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
That was on in the background while I was studying the other night.
I realized the angry fan dude is Kinslerhomer.
I am going to start heeding my wife's advice
and start paying attention to baseball in mid-July. The season is just too damn long.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Pussy.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
This is pretty much what I'm doing.
I’m following the farm more closely than I am the big league club at this point, which is not uncommon for me I suppose.
I'm not really too zoned in on the Rangers.
I know that what I see is going to be pretty ugly, and I just don’t want to deal with it right now. Good thing the season is so long though. I can concentrate on school, finals, the Mavs, and in a couple of weeks check back and see if they’ve gotten their shit together. But yeah, right now things are not well.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Should I be glad I missed the rest of the game?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
No
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on May 4, 2011 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't see anything...
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on May 4, 2011 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on May 4, 2011 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions
The Adjustment Bereau or Sucker Punch?
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
Titles for tonight's game?
If so, I don’t get the first.
(Please to tell me I missed the actual question.)
Those are my two main movie choices for my entertainment tonight.
I’m also considering “Robinhood: Men in Tights” and rewatching Sherlock Homes for the third time.
It's wonderful that the invisible magic elves are your special friends. Have fun playing with them.
by LSJ on May 4, 2011 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Hope you picked Men in Tights
one of my all-time favorites.
This day is slightly marred by the fact that John Rhadigan sucks a flaming bag of shit. - LiamP
The Adjustment Bureau was awful.
White Obama is kept from marrying British Zooey Deschanel by Space Jesus. Ridiculous.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on May 4, 2011 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Random Bob Uecker quotes that made me cheer up momentarily..
“I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel’s suitcase.”
“I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.”
“I led the league in “Go get ’em next time.”
“In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs.”
“I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don’t even get printed.”
“I signed with the Milwaukee Braves for three-thousand dollars. That bothered my dad at the time because he didn’t have that kind of dough. But he eventually scraped it up.”
“People don’t know this but I helped the Cardinals win the pennant. I came down with hepatitis. The trainer injected me with it.”
“Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.”
“The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game. He really showed me something. Struck out three times. Made an error that lost the game. Parents were throwing things at our car and swearing at us as we drove off. Gosh, I was proud.”
“The highlight of my career? In ’67 with St. Louis, I walked with the bases loaded to drive in the winning run in an intersquad game in spring training.”
“Let’s face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist.”
“The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.”
“When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team’s dugout and they were already in street clothes.”
“When I looked to the third base coach for a sign, he turned his back on me.”
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 1:11 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Have you ever listened to the two games he called when he shared a hotel with the Furry Convention?!
If not, you have to go to Google right this second.
Was it against the Padres?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on May 4, 2011 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait he just said Pittsburgh
so disregard that last message.
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on May 4, 2011 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Lol he can't stop mentioning them
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on May 4, 2011 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions
"As soon as I saw that furrball walking in the lobby I knew I was gonna have a bad day."
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on May 4, 2011 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm so glad you told me about this...
“You can’t really see the leader..he’s in the middle, you can hear him mumbling..”
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 1:34 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Random request but: please download it.
I’m going to do the same later. I want to make sure a copy of this always exists.
It's now on my phone
Better than any desktop out there.
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 1:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
There was a sale on DVDs the other day at Radio Shack. I needed one, but bought a stack for two bucks.
I wasn’t sure what to do with them before I finally thought of saving my entire life for emergencies.
This will go on them.
Do DVD burners come standard on most comps these days?
I fully intend on getting a working computer sometime soon (seriously) and I definitely need one.
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 1:54 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I assume so.
I haven’t had a computer without a DVD burner since I started college. Which was before Hank Blalock was a bust.
Rhadigan...
could take some lessons from this.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
I'm still fucking mad.
Mostly at myself for taking that 7-0 start for granted. And that we have to face Michael Pineda tomorrow with an offense that seems to be regressing every series. And that Josh Hamilton has all of the powers of a superhero, minus the regenerative ones. And that we can’t even seem to tread water until he gets back.
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 4:29 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The biggest teeth-grinder for me though is that
In all our losses this year, the differential from Inning 1 to Inning 2 in number of pitches seen has to be around -20.
This happens way too fucking often. If you’re going to work the counts in the first, STICK TO THE FUCKING GAMEPLAN. We are making practically handing solid starts to middle of the rotation pitchers. I’m all for being aggressive at the dish, just not being stupid.
by dolphinpuncher on May 4, 2011 4:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Welcome to the 2011 Rangers
Quality starts followed by blown saves. Patient 1st inning at the plate followed by flail and wail the next eight.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
Welp, guess Strop didn't seize that opportunity last night.
Give me Eppley for the 8th from now on.
He’s my new set up guy.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I know this is hard for you.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
ubelievably
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Its funny to think how last time Strop pitched it was deemed a "turning point"
or something like that even though he came in and walked the first two batters to load the bases.
I have absolutely zero faith in that guy in any tight ballgames
On the bright side
Los Anaheim and the Fuckin’ A’s are finding ways to lose…when they aren’t playing us, that is.
Never mind..
If the season is full of ebbs and flows...
It is high time we start seeing some flowage.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Recommended FanPosts
Recent FanPosts
In Association With
Big League Stew - MLB - Yahoo! Sports
- Get a grip: Reds’ Todd Frazier loses bat, still connects for home run (Video)
- Eric Hosmer redefines the Baltimore chop with infield double (Video)
- College player makes impossible over the fence catch to save tournament game (Video)
- Security!: Camden Yards guard collides with Royals’ Mike Moustakas
- The Juice: Nelson Cruz matches career high eight RBIs, Pujols stays hot in Seattle
