Nothing happened last night, of course. Typical.

And because of that, the question to be asked:

Describe anything which you totally did not see coming. This could be anything.

Really though, I still don't know how all that stuff happened. I don't understand things anymore.

Everything is weird everything is weird everything is weird everything is weird everything is weird everything is weird everything is weird everything is weird everything is weird.

There's your 75 words.