2011 NBA Champions: Dallas Mavericks!!!!
by Longhorn on Jun 12, 2011 9:46 PM CDT
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Love.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Jun 12, 2011 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
All we need.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Jun 12, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
DIRK NOWITZKI IS A CHAMPION OF THE NBA!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 12, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
As is Jason Kidd.
Our first title for Dallas of this millenium. First in 11 years.
Unbelievable.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on Jun 12, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I don't believe it.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
by jonthefon on Jun 12, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Dallas Mavericks. NBA Champions.
I love everything.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Jun 12, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I'm so happy for Dirk!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I love you all right now
Can we make sweet, sweet love until morning?
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
by RCCook on Jun 12, 2011 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I'm going to need a few minutes.
I just came like everywhere.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
DEY TERK AR JERBS!
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
by RCCook on Jun 12, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
AND WE TOOK THEY TROPHY
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Now we need to get MY a ring.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
best day ever.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Quit bitching Brett and enjoy.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Never mind
I’m jsut so happy.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
NO WAIT--IT FELL OVER! THIS IS REAL!!!
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 12, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
[walks away]
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you finally sports cry?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I did
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
2 tears, not a sob
It keeps getting dusty in the room every time Dirk gets on TV
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure which way you mean this,
but I don’t particularly care.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
The NBA can just fold now...
There is nothing left to be done.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
OMG OMG OMG OMG., I CANT STAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I took on for the team and didnt watch lol.
GO MAVS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Mavs proved that team work and heart trumps talent. I am so happy
for you long time Mav fans!!!!
I hope I'm sober in time for work.
Or at least sober enough to not sound obviously drunk if I call in sick.
wine?
yes. drink it all.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Someone is drunk
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
i just hope I don't drop my laptop on the floor and break it
that would be annoying
but totes worth it, really.m MAVS FUCK YEAH
Don't you dare puke on your Stackhouse jersey, you son of a bitch.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Still got that camera phone?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
This could get ugly, quick.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Jun 13, 2011 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
speaking of Weiner....
more pics coming out
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
are you in the House locker room wearing a towel and being super ripped?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
So, Miami, how is that championship you bought?
…oh, wait….
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
those fuckers look so bad now.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
TIME TO PLAN THAT PARADE BABY!!!!!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
x
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Before this gets out of control
I have more respect for Bosh than anyone on the Heat roster… Never quit… played hard…. never talked trash… didn’t buy into the HollywoodHeat mantra…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Jun 12, 2011 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
WHERE IS BARKLEY?
IS HE GOING TO BE ON THE NBA NETWORK?
I want to see him gloat.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
DIRK
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jun 12, 2011 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
And we're going to be better next year, right?
I’d love to ream these clowns again in 365
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
yes.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
NEEDS TROPHY
GO PHOTOSHOP GO
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Jason Terry now has a infinite amount of credibility with me.
He can say or do whatever he wants.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
He can shoot however many absurd shots he wants for the rest of the career
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Classy for the trophy to go to Don Carter.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Classy move by Cuban....
That’s really cool…
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
I didn't cry
Until Don Carter started crying.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
DON FUCKIN' CARTER, BABY!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Classiest of moves
by a guy not usually associated with them.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Cuban really is underrated on LSB, I think.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
LSB is a collection of more opinions than AJM's.
We’re not LoL.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Please do not abbreviate words.
It’s much more conducive to overall post quality.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
And so...
"Dirk says they gave us the championship last year, but he’s the reason they lost," Wade told Miami reporters in 2007. It’s "because he wasn’t the leader that he’s supposed to be in the closing moments.
"At the end of the day, you’re remembered for what you did at the end."
You did nothing, in the end, but quit, Wade. You’re a quitter.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Maybe LeBron and Chris Bosh should have been wanting to play with Dirk..
as opposed to The Quitter.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 12, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I HOPE YOUR HIP FALLS OFF AND YOU RETIRE EARLY
by LiamP on Jun 12, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My thought as well.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
What a classy move by Cuban
letting Carter get the trophy
by CrustytheCowboy on Jun 12, 2011 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
by boomer1 on Jun 12, 2011 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
Version I made when I first saw that picture...
"Certainly, we were penalties, and we stopped ourselves." - Les Miles
by e2drummer on Jun 12, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
All the way across the douche
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Jun 12, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He wants nothing to do with that mic. Who took over Cuban's body?
AJM has to give him some slack now, right?
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Cuban
“Fuck yo’ couch, David Stern!”
Very cool gesture to present the trophy to Carter.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Donald Carter!!!!
Major props for Cuban…
Man, Dallas sports teams are doing it right lately
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
major class. major class.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
DIRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
It didn't start out intentionally
I really do despise him.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He's a champion.
JJ:1
LeBron: 0
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Peja: 1
Lebron: 0.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Brian Fucking Cardinal: 1
Lebron: 0
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Jun 12, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Dang it...you beat me to it...
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
HHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHH
CARDINAL 1
Lebron – 0
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Carter getting the trophy was uber classy
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
the height of class
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
lol..."My owner is now available for interviews"
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
Cuban being gratieous and not wanting the spotlight
BIG props for the Cube…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Indeed....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
they just bleeped out carlisle haha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh.....that's gonna be greeennnnn....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
GREEN BABY
Apologies to anyone that already posted this...
…but Thor is an impostor. Dirk is the true God of Thunder
by Steve Estep on May 23, 2011 9:46 PM PDT
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jun 12, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh this is epic.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
DIRK
MVP!!!!!
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
DIRRKKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKR
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Man...
What a story of redemption this entire team is.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
PRONOUNCE HIS NAME RIGHT STERN
YOU COCKWALLET
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Jun 12, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Dirk. MVP.
MVP.
MVP.
MVP.
MVP.
MVP.
MVP.
MVP.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
PRONOUNCE HIS NAME RIGHT CORRECTLY STERN YOU SHIT
HE’S ONLY BEEN IN THE LEAGUE FOR A DECADE
by LiamP on Jun 12, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
No.
He has class.
And now, a championship.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Jun 12, 2011 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
But for the record... there was some serious fucking choking.
I didn’t want to comment during the game for the jinx factor… but my god the Heat choked on a dick.
Refs put them on the line a billion times.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I don't think the refs were especially bad.
Missed calls both way. The Mavs just beat them and the Heat choked.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I'm not calling out the refs.
I’m just saying they went to the line a lot.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
the MAvs,especially Chandler
fouled a TON under the hoop. There were tONS of missed calls both ways. Horrible officiating.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
sigh
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
what the hell are you sighing at, K?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
"Ton of missed calls both ways."
Most (not all, but most) of the “missed calls” went one way.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions
you're being an idiot
There were s SHITLOAD of calls that favored Dallas. Probably more that favored Miamia, but not too horribly many. This was a very very very poorly officiated series. But not like ‘06 where all the calls went one way. This was inconsistent from the start. And I’m a huge Mavs fan and homer, but there were tons of times in the last 4 games I can remember saying “holy shit, I can’t believe that’s not a foul on Dallas.”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
I was just talking about this game only.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions
there were tons of missed calls on both sides in this game, too
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Most of the "missed calls" (or just "wrong calls") in this game went Miami's way.
Now, for the overall series, I have no disagreement with what you wrote.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions
you're being super super stupid here
there wer e shit ton of missed calls that went Dallas’ way tonight. There were more overall that went for miami, but the Mavs weren’t left out there holding their dicks as Miami shot 750 FTs or anything..
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
At one point, it was 31-11.
It ended up 33-18. All I’m saying is that for a large majority of this game, the missed calls favored the Heat.
And the Mavs fought through and fucking won it anyway.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I love the Mavs
but you’re nuts. I’m super drunk, but the first one to come to mind is the “4th foul” for Dirk that should’ve been Chandler’s 5th. Also lebron had a drive to the bucket in the 4th where 2 obvious fould should’ve been called. Not to mention the fast break he had to the basket where lebron got mauled and the ball went out of bounds and there was no foudl called. I’m too drunk to keep typing like this, but to say that the Mavs overcame a super-biased ref crew is insane. It was bad, and slightly shaded towards miami, but not anything like 2006
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
I didn't say it was "like 2006."
Just go get drunker.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Sports cry.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
by boomer1 on Jun 12, 2011 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
omg i still cant believe this...
Finally the pain from 07, the utter heartache we felt from then, FINALLY!!!!!!!!!
Remember when we were told last week that when a series is tied 1-1
the team that wins game 3 has always won the finals? Yeah, about that….
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
boyhoo?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Ozzy dropping props on Dirk
OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
by OzneyGuillen
Wow dirk is class act way he go about his business. Just awesome. Wow
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
If I ever spend as much time Tweeting about how I don't like sports that I don't like as Kevin Goldstein does. . .
. . . I will sign a waiver allowing you to kill me.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
THINK ABOUT JAPAN MAVS FANS THINK ABOUT JAPAN
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 12, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you know what is going on in Missouri right now?
Think about those people!
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
He seems like a terrible person even within baseball.
Just good at collecting prospect information.
Parks vouches for him, though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Listen to that honesty.
That’s what makes that man different.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Humility......takes a real man to be humble.....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
SO FUCKING AWESOME!!
I’ve been cheering this team since the beginning of Dirk’s career………wow.
- I'm kinda a big deal. -
Nothing left to jinx now...
My magic jersey/hat that I started wearing after the 23 point disaster:
by Closure GT on Jun 12, 2011 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
It's backwards
You got hosed.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Would it be weird to frame it,
and put a litle label saying “this jersey was worn during the Mavs 2011 run to the title”?
I think it would be too weird.
Just hang it on the wall in the man-cave.
I’m going to have to find some place to hang mine. I can’t just put it back into the closet.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I can't lie
I took mine off after we were down 9 or so in the first half. Everything went great from there though.
YOU GUYS . LOVE.
cried tonight. No shame. You guys lived the pain I lived. I’m just floored right now. EveryoNe, I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
by dolphinpuncher on Jun 12, 2011 9:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Yep
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Incredible.
Absolutely incredible.
Congrats to Dirk, because he SO earned this.
And props to Cuban for being classy.
This… awesome. So much I want to say, but I don’t have words.
Having watched Kidd when he first got here and being so sad we lost the best player we ever had (pre Dirk)
I’m so glad Kidd won a championship with us.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Yep. Nostra-fucking-damus.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
IS BARKLEY COMMENTATING SOMEWHERE
WHY THE FUCK IS ABC SO GENERIC
YOU'RE REVERSE JINXING DID IT
AND I NEVER WANT YOU TO ACTIVELY ROOT FOR AND/OR SAY THAT MY TEAM IS GOING TO WIN EVER AGAIN!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU KNOW WHAT'S HILARIOUS
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY AND I HAD TOMORROW AS APLANNED DAY OFF SINCE FEBRUARY.
BASICALLY, BETWEEN THOSE COINCIDENCES AND MY ANTI-JINXINGS, THERE WAS NO CHANCE OF A LOSS.
by LiamP on Jun 12, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Happy Birthday.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
THAT'S AMAZING
AND NOW I WISH I COULD PARTY WITH YOUR BRITISH ASS AS LONG AS YOU DON’T MAKE ME DRINK WARM CARLSBERG
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I DON'T DRINK BROSEPH
DID SOME BIRTHDAY CELEBRATINGS WITH BROHAMS AND THEN TOLD THEM TO FUCK OFF BECAUSE I WASN’T WATCHING THIS SHIT WITH ANYONE BECAUSE BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN I WATCH GAMES WITH PEOPLE
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD CELEBRATE WITH MATCHST1CK
AND I CAN JUST DRINK THE ALCOHOL FOR YOU OK?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
I WILL BE IN CAPS LOCK MODE FOR A STRAIGHT WEEK
by LiamP on Jun 12, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
YOU'RE GOD DAMN FUCKING RIGHT
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 11 YEARS
I THINK THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS ON NOT BEING ALLOWED TO ADOPT YOUR AMERICAN SPORTS HAS EXPIRED
THOSE FUCKING RED SCUM OF COURSE
WELL THE OTHER RED SCUM,
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
by jonthefon on Jun 12, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
if he's not actually from manchester he's a fucking
yankees English footy fan and should be embarrassed.
LIVED IN MANCHESTER FOR A YEAR AND A HALF
SUCK IT BITCH
are you fucking bullshitting me with this nonsense
a year and a half and you’re a fucking reds fan? goddamn front runner.
I will let this go tonight because dammit
the mavs won but I’m am going to have to break your balls about it this summer.
I WANT TO PHRASE THIS DELICATELY
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT
NTO TRUE
STIL CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK CONSTITUTES ICING
BUT IT'S LIKE WHEN THE DEFENDING TEAM SENDS THE PUCK GOES ALL THE WAY PAST THE GOAL LINE AFTER CCROSSING BOTH (?) BLUE LINES
AND THEN THE OTHER TEAM TOUCHES IT (BUT NOT WITH TEHRI GOALIE)
I APPROVE OF THIS EXCHANGE
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Oh and there's no icing while killing a penalty.
Cause, you know, you should totes help out the team that committed the penalty.
The spirit
Is to prevent a team that is struggling with the puck in their defensive zone from disrupting the offense in a way that slows the game down to much.
The specific rule is the puck can’t be flung out of the defensive zone and cross both the center line and the goal line at the other end. If the team that tried to fling it out touches it first the icing is waived off.
If a team is short handed the icing rule is turned off.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I'm having a hard time processing how classy Cuban is being.
I expected it from Dirk, but apparently (finally) winning can actually change a man.
just bought mine
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
dirkswish
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i bought a blue one.
ive been waiting till the end to buy it. didnt wanna jinx.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Me too.
And a Dirk jersey shirt with the Finals logo. I’ll be making a stop at academy on the say home from work tomorrow
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
by TxStCa on Jun 13, 2011 12:18 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
you should get commission
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Ron Swanson would like to join the party!
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 12, 2011 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
I took that from ESPN.com.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
God I love JET. He was so so important to this win tonight.
Sports tears. Really, I’m welling up just thinking of what he did tonight to see this thing through.
Academy stores are reopening everywhere to sell shirts and jerseys.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
DO YOU THINK THEY COULD CUSTOM MAKE A RAPE 41 JERSEY?
by LiamP on Jun 12, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have you ever accidentally seen your own face in a mirror during a pear?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
MANY TIMES
EVERYTHING IN MY PEAR ROOM HAS MIRRORED SURFACES
by LiamP on Jun 12, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
You know.
I might actually buy one of those DVDs.
Ron tries again to join the party...
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
There's absolutely no better way that this could have happened for a beleaguered basketball fan than it did during this Mavericks playoff run...
What an epic story. The favored Blazers, the unbeatable Champion Lakers, the new blood Thunder, and then, finally, the team that stole our heart and passion refueled by collusion, expectations, and the clear representation of evil. The mocked Dirk. They preened. They celebrated in front of the Maverick bench. And in the end, Dirk hoisted the trophy not just for himself, or the Mavericks, but for everyone that once loved basketball and can now again.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 11 recs
This.
Oh, so much this.
After 2006, I had to walk away from the NBA for a while.
I have a love/hate relationship with the league.
I couldn’t stay away. This team—Dirk, Kidd, even Terry as much as he drives me crazy sometimes—they pulled me back. They pulled me back in.
I wanted this for Dirk, so badly. I wanted him to get his due. Now, he will.
The Blazers series had me pulling out my hair, but I told my coworkers if the Mavs could just get past the Lakers, they’d be a force to be reckoned with.
They swept the Lakers, and cemented my belief.
The Oklahoma City series was just beautiful.
Having it come down to the Heat, well… it made it a harder road. The Heat represent everything I hate about the NBA. It HAD to be this way. If sports could be a metaphor for good vs. evil, this was it.
To have the Mavericks finally triumph. To triumph THIS way, over THIS team.
It was everything I could have hoped for, and more.
by Stormwalker on Jun 12, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
YEP
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like a good synopsis of a regional site feature!
:D
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I love everyone.
Even people I’ve internet-fought with incessantly. I even love Josey.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
Uhhh.....why is ABC showing Heat highlights?
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
Nice....didn't know they were doing a show....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
At first, I thought it was a real classy move by Cuban to have Carter get the trophy first
but then I realized that it was probably a deal struck so Stern didn’t have to hand Cuban the trophy.
/not cynical
//not cynical at all
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Wow, could Van Douche look so disgusted?
Fuck ESPN.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
No shit
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
only scattered reports of burning cars and some looting in Oak Cliff
so, typical Sunday evening.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
or potentially Vancouver if they lose the cup
did the same in ’94
by Baseball North on Jun 13, 2011 3:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Celebratory Gunfire in Wise County.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
The Decision was 100% a failure...
and Lebron can go one and win his eight champions and I’ll never care now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
They can never play basketball ever again for all I care.
This is the top.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Amen to this.
There is nothing greater than this in the NBA.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Yup....couldn't care less now...
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
We won one. That’s all that matters.
by colonialbob on Jun 12, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Correct.
Zero is none of those.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
They did not expect this to be over in Game 6.
They have nothing planned.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Watching Dirk walk around with a Finals MVP trophy will be hard to top for my Mavs fandom.
There will never be one sweeter than the first.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
It's fucking great that the "Underachiever" Mavs just beat the Greatest Team Of All Time.
This is fucking awesome.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
VG now trying to love on the Mavs....
fuck off you bastard… You been hating on them the entire finals
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Easy, killer.
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
I'm happy for all you (except those willing to trade a title for a no hitter today)
The Mavs (and the NBA for that matter) lost me when I was a kid and they won like 5 games a year while growing up. Sorry, Brad Davis and Roy Tarpley – that is just the way it was.
Nonetheless, I’m happy that they won; any North Texas team (sans the Cowboys) winning makes me happy. Good job.
Go Rice Owls!
Would be a Matt Harrison fan, but I only like superstars
been with the Mavs worrying if they would get to the 8 win mark a long long time ago
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
congrats to the Mavs
Dirk and their fans. Awesome series
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
What was it?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
.
cavsdan Congrats to Mark C.&entire Mavs org. Mavs NEVER stopped & now entire franchise gets rings. Old Lesson for all:There are NO SHORTCUTS. NONE.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 12, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Rick:
Im sorry for talking about firing you after the 23 point game.
Please pear me.
by Closure GT on Jun 12, 2011 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Did it post?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Don't see anything.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Image fail.
But I still love it.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
My wife stole this from a friend's facebook.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 12, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
You know something is special when a bunch of Germans are crying...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
SO BLOODY TRUE
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
NOT A CHANCE
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I SMELL A DIVORCE IN THE FUTURE
WHAT’S SHE GOING TO DO WHEN GHETTOBABY IS BORN? DISMISSIVE SNEER?
THAT'S AJM'S ITALIAN COUNTERPART
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
IU'm still in the process of re-reading Catch22
Italy is featured prominently.
And I still don’t udnerancd how Milo can buy eggs for 5 cents and reseell them for 4 cents at a profit. or whatever the hell then umbers are.
The answer?
Volume.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
PROBABLY BE REALLY TIRED FROM
DELIVERING THE WORLD’S FIRST COMBO AL MVP/NOBEL PRIZE WINNER.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
HOLGER LOOKS A LOT LIKE THE LATE GREAT JOHN SPENCER
AKA LEO MCGARRY FROM THE WEST WING
There's some dust in this room...
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
They showed that clip of him on ABC....
So great…..
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
glad to see Miami didn't turn into thugs
at the end of the game
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
Nah....they were too busy giving up......
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
He just hopes she is not late...
can’t afford another one…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
One more of these?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
by TxStCa on Jun 12, 2011 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 11 recs
Never gets old.....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
That group picture is so beautiful.
Dirk in the center. Don Carter in the front. Everyone gathered around.
Awesome.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Dirk Nowitzki. NBA Champion. Finals MVP.
One of the greatest of all time.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Carlisle's statement about Dirk doesn't seem as crazy now.....
Dirk stepped it up and proved himself to be one of the greats of all time.
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
He already was.
He already was.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Yes.
It’s stupid that they judge a guy by how many rings he has. It’s still a team game. Even Jordan didn’t win those 6 championships all by himself.
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
#That'stheonlyargumentIneedShawn
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
by The Hutch on Jun 12, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I know he was great...no question about it....
It just took this series and how he completely outplayed virtually everyone and put the team on his back to prove that he was one of the greatest.
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Redemption.
Now that it’s over… I’m so glad it was the Heat. It could not have been a better year for the Mavs.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Yep...
It’s so much sweeter that it’s the Heat. What a story.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, this!
Coop’s call WILL be saved on my hard drive!
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't really like basketball as some of you know
This is a momentous thing, though. I think someone should put a Mavs Championship thing on the front page of LSB. Big respect, Mavericks.
Seriously though
DUST CHIP!!!!!!!!!
by brettgardner on Jun 12, 2011 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
It worked out after all
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
.
JasonWitten Congrats mavs! Amazing to see the hard work they put in pay off! They weren’t about the talk, instead exhausting all efforts to winning!
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 12, 2011 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
My wife is taking credit for this by the way.
She claims it’s my wedding present.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
This october
See if it works for the rangers
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 12, 2011 10:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Tell her you've got a present for her in your pants.
And it’s going to be there for a while after this victory.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Pretty sure this is going to last more than 4 hours
We better get some (extra) gatorade.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Tell her you want the kitchen cleaned...
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Get down tonight
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jun 12, 2011 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
I love that we kinda rolled to it in game 6, too.
Even though I couldn’t really appreciate it at the time.
LeBron James 9-15 FG | 1-4 FT | 4 REB | 6 AST | 21 PTS | -24
How did the Mavericks do this to Lebron James for like four straight games?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
He's a quitter.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Did he used to disappear in the playoffs with Cleveland?
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
He did last year.
Completely quit on that team vs. Boston.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
He has some growing up to do.
Things always came easy for him in sports. When adversity hits, it’s easy for him to just take his ball and go home.
Hopefully he’ll grow up some. He is too good of a talent to get wasted.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
He did that to himself, Goat
he did that all by himself.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
A little zone, a little great man defender and a little baiting.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
heh..
danieltosh ok… 3 hours!! the over / under line for how long until deshawn stevenson gets arrested.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 12, 2011 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
Congrats, Mavs fans :)
I wanted to watch this game, but I never watched any of the other games, so I decided I would be jinxing it to watch tonight.
You’re welcome :)
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Thank you!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
MVP MVP MVP MVP
Your sacrifice will not soon be forgotten.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
fivethirtyeight Nate Silver
For the series, Heat were outscored by 36 with LeBron on the floor. But they outscored Dallas by 22 with him on the bench.
Holy shit.
…
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Twice the athlete that Michael Jordan was.
TWICE.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
And half the basketball player.
HALF.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
he makes everyone around him better
when he is on the bench
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
Dirk's being interviewed on ABC!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions
I see crazies at Victory plaza....
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Sorry...ESPN2
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Congratulations you guys
Thank you for defeating pure evil.
Baseball Statistics and Acronyms Explained
Follow me on the tweetbox - @LordDuggan12
AHAHAHAH!!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Brilliant
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't get it
drunk
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
We beat the Yankees in the fall.
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
THAT'S THE YANKEES BLOGGER
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
ahhhhhhhhhh.....
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
I forgot to count mine.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone else see Mike Bibby play in this game?
Yeah, me either.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Didn't see him play all series.
He and Peja represented the old Sacramento team pretty poorly.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
From Junior Miller on the Ticket who was in Miami
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
It is.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on Jun 12, 2011 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 19 recs
Heh..
That picture is great.
I should photoshop myself replacing Terry.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 12, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
So wonderful.
Just needs to be better res’d.
by brettgardner on Jun 12, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I take it all the press conferences will be on ESPNNews?
Spo is on now… he really does sound a lot like Riley
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
ugh
looks like the media coverage is again going to be more about the Heat and Cavs than the Mavericks. Eff ESPN.
Nobody can ever take this away.
The Mavs beat the best teams.
by brettgardner on Jun 12, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
It's the best way.
Let them say whatever they want.
We fucking won. We are Champions.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Just realized I used "we".
Sorry.
Well… not that sorry.
But a little sorry.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I don't know...
I kind of feel like LSB made this all happen.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
If we could have only willed the Stars to the playoffs.....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
We did it for Dirk...
We’ll do it for Benn when it’s his time.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Amen, brother.....
I’m ready for him to take over that team…..es tine!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Already did it for Modano.
Dirk and Modano are pretty good comparables.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
And then there shall be a Benndeke.com with shirts of Benn deking
And there will be much rejoicing
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
Or Morrow.
That man deserves a Cup.
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
Thanks Poppins
and Closure’s Stack Jersey.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Erm,
that’s not how that works
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep...
they didn’t beat a New Jersey Nets team in the finals. They beat every team they weren’t supposed to.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Stop feeling so disrespected.
Nobody has ever doubted the Spurs.
by brettgardner on Jun 12, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't have replied if it wasn't goET.
I don’t want to take away from your celebration.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 12, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, he doesn't know shit.
So who cares?
by brettgardner on Jun 12, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Lebron. Think back to game 2 when you were shadow boxing with Wade and dancing in front of the Mavs bench. Think about when you colluded with other players to try and arrange a superteam. Think about when you sold out your hometown team. I bet you are in the locker room right now wondering how you got to this point. Dirk can let you know how you got here, because while you were busy celebrating, he was busy winning.
Where is GhettoBear?
I want to internet celebrate with him!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
=D
I don’t know what to do with myself right now
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
hot off the photoshop press
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
I have a man crush on DIRK!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
pffft....line forms to the left....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
That is the longest line on the planet right now
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Damn.
This hasn’t set in at all.
It started to feel real with about a minute left, but everything since the buzzer has been a total dream.
What is this I don't even
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
(meant in agreement)
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I really don't know what to do with myself.
I’m finding it hard to believe there’s no more games. We did it.
by colonialbob on Jun 12, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
it wont be for me until the parade
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Laura Miller can not participate.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Dirk Presser on ESPN NEWS
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Kidd trade = success, amirite AJM?
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
by jonthefon on Jun 12, 2011 10:24 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
i was one of the biggest opponents to that trade.
i was wrong. grotesquely.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Same here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I hated the Marion pick up...
And he was amazing in these playoffs.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Marion was huge
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Marion, Kidd, Chandler.
A different Mavericks than Don Nelson ever conceived.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
It's true though.
Kidd trade and DUST did it.
by brettgardner on Jun 12, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh wow ... the DUST chip.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It put us over the top!
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I was a proponent of that trade.
Then I became a hater.
Then I became a hater hater.
Finally I am vindicated!
Yep.
Though, it probably correlates with the amount of time I spent reading db.com
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Dirk still on ESPNews
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
This Dirk press conference is awesome.
I love him. We are so fucking blessed to have had a chance to have his career here.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
ESPNEWS
Mentioned it earlier.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
ESPNEWS
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
amen to that.
dirk is one of the best ever. and he is a mother fucking maverick baby!!!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a motherfucking Maverick, and he's just a complete motherfucker in general.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
insert badass betweent complete and motherfucker
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
Dirk just said "nobody can ever take this away from us again."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Note: "again"
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on Jun 12, 2011 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
goddamn right
I don’t even like basketball but good for all them and all of you guys who have loved this team for decades.
Nice!
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I love Direct TV's doubleplay...
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I still can't describe this feeling.
Greatest spots moment of my entire life. We’re finally the champs.
cuban is so happy.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:32 PM CDT reply actions
heck yeah hes happy
this a grat time for him and it is also $$$$$$$$$$$$$$4
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
cuban:
“dallas fans punked the hell out of miami fans”
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I got to go to game 3.
And the crowd was very good.
Game 4 and especially 5 were supposedly even better.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
i heard game 5 was just bat shit.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
They were leaving a fucking close-out game with a little over a minute left when there team was withing reach
They are fucking awful fans and it would be a crime if they got to enjoy the title.
Uh, yeah.
We sold out an arena where a game wasn’t even being played. And that arena was louder than the one in Miami where the game was actually being played. I was there, I saw it.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
cuban
“[tonight] felt like a home game”
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
Haha only now am I realizing that I had entirely based my Tuesday night plans around game 7.
Guess I’m going to be free after all!
Yeah,
but I’m going to have to reschedule my Monday morning.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, I'll have to check that out on www.internetz.computer
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I want to get unbelievably drunk,
but I already burnt a fair amount of sick time being actually sick and in drs appts the last couple of weeks. :/
Dear Moral LSB Users: What should I do?
GET. IT. KRUNK.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Eh, you're young
You should be able to fight it off by 9 or 10.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Depends on your boss and company.
I’m very lenient with people and time off in my department. But the company I worked for 10 years ago was very hard ass about it.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
PS-
Guess who finally made it to the liquor store to pick up a bottle of Woodford this weekend…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Tell em your code is compiling
and nap it off.
by colonialbob on Jun 12, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Use a wine opener
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I have one.
:embarrassedface:
I thought it was a twist cap at first glance. It now appears not to be.
Hahaha.
I’d recommend a quick trip to your local convenience or drug store.
Or you could come to Houston, I have an extra.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
So apparently step 1 is "take off the seal". Done.
Dammit. I really don’t think I have a corkscrew.
I am such a wine n00b.
Worst case: I end up in the hospital after shattering a bottle of wine all over my laptop and getting several severe cuts.
And it would be a pretty awesome championship celebration story!
See,
if this were champagne, you could probably saber it open.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
No, this does not work.
The hole gets too smooth and the drill bit comes back out.
Hmmm. Perhaps now I can pry it out, though?
Be back in a bit!
If you've drilled through,
you can just pour it out of that hole? Strain it if you have too much cork.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
UPDATE!
I drilled through the top half, then shoved the rest of it down. ACCESS COMPLETE!
Which caused it to spray a bunch right in my eye and all over my living room. Probably should’ve expected that. But at least not having carpet is really paying off!
Perfection.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah we poppin...erm...
wine bottles…like we just won a championship game!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
BTW, I love how I have made what sounds for all the world like a stupid drunk story out of this
even before getting to the actual alcohol.
You accidentally ... all over the place.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You accidentally ... all over the place.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Sorry I missed this.
A two inch drywall screw and a pair of pliers generally works to get a cork out.
Yes,
if you get a waiter’s style (single wing) wine bottle opener, they usually come with a seal opener on the other end.
Incidentally, what type of wine is it?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Louis Jadot Beajolais Villages
Was given it as a housewarming gift.
It appears to be red. That’s about the extent of my knowledge.
Perf.
Not too dry or strong a red. Not that you’re going to notice half way through anyways.
If you are truly desperate, you can probably open it by pushing the cork down into the bottle. I’d recommend just running out and grabbing a corkscrew though.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Or grab a boot and some wall
Is a buejalais still good? I thought it had an extraordinarily short life.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I mean, fuck it
If it tasted like delicious victory, it tasted like delicious victory.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I wish I would have picked up some Baileys before tonight.
I don’t drink a lot, and Baileys is just about the only stuff, I actually like. So it would have been great to have a couple of shots tonight. this would have been the perfect night for it.
for the longest time i was one of those guys who couldn't stand the taste of most wines or beers
and was the dude who’d drink something like Smirnoff Green Apple Twist (which tastes just like apple jolly rancers, ie. AWESOME) while everyone else had beer.
Tonight I am very glad I can drink other types of alcholhol too!
YAY TURNING 22
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
I THINK YOU'RE THINKING OF
BEAUOLAIS NOUVEAU, BROKEYNES NOAH
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Laphroig?
Laphroig.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Laaphroig?
Laaphroig.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Laphroaig.
But I’m drinking a Talisker Distiller’s Edition.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
I'm rolling regular ass 10
I likes me some smoke.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
WOODFORD
BUT LAST NIGHT I DID ORDER GLENLIVET 12 ON THE ROCKS FOR THE FIRST TIME. THAT WAS…INTERESTING.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
IT GOT ME HAPPY VERY QUICKLY
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
BECAUSE SCOTCH IS NEW AND SCARY
I did buy a med school friend a bottle $80 scotch that he shared with me. I see the appeal, especially with a cigar, but I’m not at the point that I could drink it straight.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm.
You should start out with nice, smooth stuff.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
That's why I drink Woodford. =)
What would fall into that category?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions
K,
I’ll look into it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Rabbit
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I did the exact opposite.
Made other plans.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Fuuuuuck
I should’ve been smart and brought my laptop home. Could’ve worked from home tomorrow. Drinking the whole time.
But maybe that wouldn’t jinxed things…
Big props for him
he is the humility in the trio
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Bosh gained a lot of respect from me this series
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
he is a good player, and highly under-utilized by that team.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously...I feel a little for him (now that the series is over)
He’s the odd man out…he definitely has more class than Lebron (Bosh didn’t quit)….
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
he might be the guy that gets dealt anyways
if the salary cap rules stay the same the Heat are going ot be over the cap in a few years with the big 3…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
That would be fine with me.
That way if he wins a championship at some point, I can feel good for him. I can’t do that if he plays with Fucking Wade.
Wade and Lebron have soured a huigr part of the country
I hope Bosh doesn’t get caught up in the backlash
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
After that coughing vid from James and Wade
I don’t think there’s any competition
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
He could play for my team.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Things I See on Facebook:
Yea greatest took him 10+ years to get a championship greatest my ass
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
That person deserves to be hunted down like a dog.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Give me an address.
And this person will never bother you again.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on Jun 12, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have unfriended two people already.
Don’t need that shit.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Googlebomb?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I was questioning whether he planned to pursue that option
Not advocating anything.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Punctuation is key.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
this is going to be one of the best memes ever.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Only shit I've gotten so far is a friend in Florida (not Miami) talking about Cuban
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
The only reply you will need for your Miami friend.......
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
He's not in Miami. He's at Patrick AFB in Melbourne.
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@TracyJean: Twitter account
It's not a friend, but a friend of a friend.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
What a strange comment.
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
I do what I do.
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
I don't BEElieve you
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
BEELEEve
See what I did there.
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
x
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
This is freakier
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT.
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
I wanted to buy Cliff Lee, but I came in 3rd, but ahead of the Yankees.
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
I came in behind the Rangers
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
TWHS
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Heh
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
I tried to rec this, but accidentally flagged it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
AH TEHER IT IS
I KNEW THERE WERE SOME OTHER LINES IN THIS SERIES BUTI COULD NOT REMEMBER WAHTEH TEHY WERE
Hmm. How many LeBron Got?
How many did that fucker promise? Tell that shithead to look at the scoreboard.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
people still wear watches?
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
I wear a watch every day.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Must be a top 1-2% thing.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I think it is more of a...
DIdn’t have a cell phone till I was 23. No way to tell time in those dark days of pay phones.
You get used to wearing a watch.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I always hated wearing a watch.
Before I got a cell phone I used to have pocket watches, but I kept breaking them.
not suppose to put them in your back pocket :)
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
This was back in high school, and I had to take them off for gym class when I changed.
I broke two dropping them in the locker-room, and I also dropped one on my bed (the frame, not the mattress) and broke it like that.
Same here
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
When is the team flying back?
Dude, 'retarded' is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American", please. -jam0152
Locker room interviews on ch 5
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
I just noticed no one on the podium raised their arms till Dirk got the trophy.
Beautiful. Anyone else catch that?
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
Saw that.....yet another classy move....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's all meet up in Dallas and have a LSB section at the parade...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:38 PM CDT reply actions
I wonder when it will be.
I may try and go.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Sweet...
I’m heading up there for Bobblehead night, anyway.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Tailgate at Bobblehead night?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I bought my dad tikets to that game for his birthday (the nineteenth).
I feel kinda guilty about getting my parents tickets and then asking them to mail me one of the bobbleheads.
BUT OH WELL. I DON’T WANNA DRIVE THAT FAR AND TAKE OFF WORK.
Channel 8 said the city is indicating sometime the wk of the 20th.
Probably will announce tomorrow
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
im game. i will be there. no matter what.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm down for that
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 13, 2011 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Ian Mahinmi trolled the fuck out of Miami tonight.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
The slowest pull up jumper in finals history
He lol’d all the way back to the bench.
by behindthebag on Jun 12, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously,
if ever a shot needed a troll face addition, that was it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
YES!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Bosh:
I don’t know what to say man… I should have shot the ball WAY more…
Wow… that is that the first set of cracks with the Big 3?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
i agree with him.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Saying it in the presser is a little over the top though
even if he is 100% right
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Dirk is clutching that trophy like a baby.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i like how dirk has his hat on over the headphones haha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:41 PM CDT reply actions
Oh God...
Dirk with the trophy. This shit is real.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:41 PM CDT reply actions
I love that man.
Ours is a deeper bromance than Lewis & Clark.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Brian Cardinal, guys...
Brian. Cardinal.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:43 PM CDT reply actions
Brian. Fucking. Cardinal.
You mean.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
boiler up
Buddy Christ says Go Rangers!
by giantbenmav on Jun 12, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
It seems like years ago.
I thought there was no way to come back from that loss.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I did
For 2 years. Didn’t watch a single NBA game.
That's what I did after the Pistons series in '04.
Wasn’t the only reason, though.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
i really had a feeling after that this shit was special after that.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Webber never won a title right?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Dirk...
Dirk: “This is a win for team basketball.”
So true…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Jun 12, 2011 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
oh shit
Per @Chris_Broussard: Lebron James involved in post game altercation in Heat locker room. Developing.
Indeed.
The tears of Scott Tenorman taste very very sweet.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Now, do we forget it?
Chris_Broussard
This chick @DishinDirt is tweeting lies in my name. Don’t believe her. I’m in Bristol, not even in Miami.
fuck.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
what a fucking baby
call the waa-mbulance.
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
Please be true...
Hope Bosh kicked the shit out of him
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
by laxtonto on Jun 12, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Roddy and JJ for LeBron..
Who says no?
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 12, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The NBA rulebook?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yes. BURN YOU MOHERFUCKERS
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh wow...
Tonight is so special.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably Howard....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
too late for me.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
z
@TheeDosEquisMan
The Man
When asked to comment on the NBA Finals he said, “Lebron doesnt always disappear, but when he does, he prefers it to be during the playoffs”
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
by RangerMad on Jun 12, 2011 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
holy fuck
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone posted an image version of this a few days ago.
“I don’t always miss shots, but when I do, I prefer them to be in the fourth quarter” I think.
x
@rudykelly: This is a reverse Die Hard: a down-on-his-luck
German defeats an effete group of Americans, aided by a comical Spanish guy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 12, 2011 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
yes.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
And stolen.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Quiet, he's rolling!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Excellent!
But what will you do after glass 5?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I fear the sting of your punnings.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
All he needs is a good buzz to get started.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Incepted
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching Carliser presser on NBA TV
If anyone sees Lebron/Wade come on let us know what channel it’s on.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Dude just called out the media for how they cover the playoffs
and the Heat media swarm…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Dan LeBatard has to wear a Mavericks speedo now..
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 12, 2011 10:52 PM CDT reply actions
that bitch honestly thought the heat were going to win this thing.
fuck him.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
is this on NBATV? its not on my NBATV feed
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Now on ESPN
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Brilliance.
Wow. Just wow.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
by Snark on Jun 12, 2011 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
=)
.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh shit.
I just realized Jihad won a 16-1 bet for $250 on the Mavs title.
Congrats Jihad on some payola. Your faith was rewarded.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Check out the comments from the Cavs owner....lol
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
Lebron nad Wade next....
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Has Jason Kidd given an interview yet?
It’s been all JJ, Jet and Dirk so far.
He did one right after the game as a courtside standup interview.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
He was on NBAtv not too long ago.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
WADE LEBRON ON SPORTS CENTER
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:55 PM CDT reply actions
Lebron is pissed.
He is reacting violently.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He got dangerously close to talking shit about the NBA audience.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Exactly.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
No worse than yours right now, hombre.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
David Stern's going to kidnap and brainwash him, at this rate.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
I love it.
I hope he goes ringless. Fuck him.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
lebron giving major props to dallas defense
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:56 PM CDT reply actions
I love this title
because no one remembers Dirk was a FA this offseason. Dirk immediately resigned and said he wanted to finish what he started. LeBron took his talents to South Beach and they lost.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 12, 2011 10:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I do.
But I’m curious what this meme is about.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
DIRK IS THE ONLY ARGUMENT I NEED, LEBRON!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:56 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
I F'n LOVE this!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
by SonnyKoufaxLSU on Jun 12, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I WANT 50s REPORTER GUY
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:57 PM CDT reply actions
There's a huge problem though....he can't say "Champ...Champ!!"
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahaahahahahhaa
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
"LSB is big on the sanctity of life for some reason." ---LSJ
by Conjunction on Jun 13, 2011 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions
ahaha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Lebrin being shitty in the interview
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I wonder if Wade still has a cough.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
this shit is awesome.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
First DFW title I can really appreciate since I'm only 20.
Congrats Mavs.
It's a funny world we live in
Lebron is basically saying he is glad people have bad lives...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:58 PM CDT reply actions
Do you feel you choked in this series....
ballsy…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Whoa....no kidding....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
good question.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you see the look on Lebron's face?
Right before he deferred to Wade? He wanted to say, “Yes.”
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Long way to say "Haters gonna hate"
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
That's not what he was saying
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
He was saying, "Haters can get fucked. I'm rich."
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Not in those exact words.
But he said something along the lines of “I don’t listen to the haters. When they wake up tomorrow, they’ll still have their problems and I’ll still be me.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yyyyyyep
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
He was trying to not appear butthurt...
but ended up being pretty butthurt.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Cause we ball hard
No we ball harder
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
Oh boy
Le BJ not handling this question very well. Wants to say people rooting for his failure are plebeians and should be dismissed.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Wade - "The word choked is overused in sports"
Not in this case it ain’t.
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
oh the karma is delicious
DELICIOUS
Did anyone throw his quotes about Dirk in ‘06 back in his face? That would’ve been SPECTACULAR.
A reporter did, but he did have a relatively classy response.
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
Surrreee you don't listen to critics, Lebron......sure....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 10:59 PM CDT reply actions
They are hardly critics...........................
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Although....even ESPN will have a hard time explaining away Lebron's performance...
or lack thereof….
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Underrated song.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
He's digging his own grave.
He will never be taken seriously by any normal (non-media) person.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 12, 2011 10:59 PM CDT reply actions
Lebron will look bad when this presser gets diced up
Wade will come out looking like a rose…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
What did Lebron have in the fourth tonight?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
7
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
everyone better rec this fucking thread so it never leaves the internets.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:00 PM CDT reply actions
Now *that* was a great question to Wade.
Eat it, buddy.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Which quesiton... I'm on ESPNEWS... I think it's behind.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
About his comments regarding Nowitzki after the 2006 Finals.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Remeber this before the season started?
“Don’t think for one min that I haven’t been taking mental notes of everyone taking shots at me this summer. And I mean everyone.”
lol
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 12, 2011 11:02 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Wade getting his old comments thrown back in his face...
took it well…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
He did.
He’s handling the questions well. James, not so much.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Wade knows he showed up for the Finals.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on Jun 12, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Wade just got asked about his comments about Dirk 5 years ago.
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I needed that so bad. Was that Poochie asking that?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I wasn't paying attention to who asked it....sorry. Too busy LMFAO
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
THAT'S THE QUESTION!
THAT’S THE QUESTION!!!!!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 11:03 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah...
Wade can’t hurt us anymore.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, Lebron...
Right back at ya, Slick……
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
This has been a ridiculous last few years for my long-suffering teams, but this is very near the top.
I think it’d be:
LSU football championships
Mavs & Saints tied
Rangers WS run
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
same here with the obvious exception haha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
"play the game the right way"
flopping after each play, right wade?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:05 PM CDT reply actions
Another great question, about teams triumphing over a bunch of individuals.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
They are getting pelted....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
The moment of silence after that was awesome.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
It really was.........
almost as long as the Rhads/Barnett layout last week…..
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
LeButthurt.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Lebron can't answer these questions...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 11:05 PM CDT reply actions
must be the 4th quarter of the press conference.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 10 recs
Why am I the first rec?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Green.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK I already used the We Care A Lot reference.
Dammit I do it again.
We Choked A Lot
Yeah It’s a Dirty Job But Someone’s Gotta Do It
GREAT SUCCESS!!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
IT TAKES 15-30 MINUTES FOR ALCOHOL TO ABSORB
THUS FORMING THE BASIS OF A COMMON (?) DEFENSE AGAINST A POSITIVE BLOW IN DRUNK DRIVING TESTS
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT WOULD TAKE TIME, TOO
IF YOU ARE CONCERNED YOU SHOULD EAT SOMETHING HEAVIER AND DRINK LOTS OF WATER
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
SOMETHING LIKE PIZZA
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
hmmm but then i would probably need ot put on clothes before the deliver guy got here
FUCK THAT BROSEPh
WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO DO THAT?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
OUR LATEST ISSUE WOULD BE BETTER
IF I COULD PERFECT THE TIMING OF THE CAMERA TAKING THE PICTURE WITH THE DOOR OPENING FOR THE SURPRISE FACE
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
The photo equivalent of surprise buttsecks
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
ANSEL ADAMS THIS BITCH
GET IT DOWN TO F64 BITCH
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
(I'm not calling you a bitch.)
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I'm a gentle lover.
Bitch.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
“You see, your kind, handsome, officership, I was completely sober, but was dared to take 5 shots in a row and I would get access to leftover tickets to an NBA Finals game. So, realizing that I had to work in the morning, I took the shots and hurried out of the bar. Since I only live 5-10 minutes away from the bar, I would have made it home safely before being drunk. However, because you kindly escorted me to the police station, I did not have enough time to make it home before the inebriation set in.”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I know that it's worked at least once.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
BEN ROGERS JUST GOT THE DEATH STARE FROM LEBRON
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 12, 2011 11:06 PM CDT reply actions
Downtown is packed
bro just called me from Field street exit off of Woodall. Took him 15 minutes to go about 1/8th of a mile, said there’s people on top of their cars screaming like crazy and cops everywhere
yes. RIOT!!!!!!!!!!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Hope not.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting how both Wade and Bosh
refer to this as ‘year one’
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
Wade talking shit about the Mavs' payroll.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
he is kind of right tho haha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
He is not right to talk about taking advantage of holes in the FA system.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
After you take out the 17M or so that was injured they're actually pretty close!
So we beat them in a fair fight!
well, boo frickin' hoo
He’s the jackass who brought all this upon himself with his show last summer.
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and proclaimed himself "king james"
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
"The King wears no clothes"
-Dirk
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
He seemed to like them when he wanted to be a Global Icon(TM)
Or announce a decision…
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
"Lebron....did you have more tears or 4th quarter points?"
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 11:08 PM CDT reply actions
i want to see the bosh presser.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:08 PM CDT reply actions
More than a little.
I’ve heard Lebron likes the mary jane.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I think 90% of NBA players do.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
...it's crazy man......
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Scoops only talks to people to whom he can honestly say, "Champ! Champ!"
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
WHO IS THIS GUY IS IN THE OVERSIZED BEIGE SPORT JACKET WHO LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN ADAM RICHMAN AND SETH MCFARLANE
STOP ASKING SO MANY SHIT QUESTIONS
From Sturm
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on Jun 12, 2011 11:11 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
I've kept a thread in mind this whole playoff run.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I remember the argument with Mo about whether or not the Mavs were contenders...
Of course, I revoked all that credit by going off-the-wagon after that Hornets loss.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I still love you
Like I said, Game 2 in LA is what convinced me. Picked them against OKC and Miami. Partial credit.
Seems like as good a time as any
To say that I was 100% wrong about Rick Carlisle. And that’s not just hindsight talking, I was wrong the entire time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
rick has proven to be an AMAZING in-game coach.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I blamed the Blazers come back on him entirely.
I was pleased with the direction he was taking this team… but I thought his in game management was poor.
That would make me an idiot. I accept that.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
my posts after that game were insane.
i was so pissed. i dont want to go back to that thread in fear of seeing just how badly acted.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Losing the second round series never entered my mind.
Let alone not winning a game.
So there’s my admission of wrong.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Seriously, though, I didn't even consider not playing in the semifinals.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Kidd and Terry on channel 8
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 11:11 PM CDT reply actions
I'm going to need to get the SI issue of the Mavs championship.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
yep. and all the crap they have with it too.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
just ordered mine too.
ive spent over $150 since the game ended. all from my couch haha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I've said since the last few games of the OKC series that I would get a Marion jersey, but I want a JET jersey bad.
I don’t know that I can really afford both right now. What do I do? Go with what I said, or go with my heart?
after i get paid again on friday, im getting a jersey.
first legit jersey of any sports team i will own.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe I should get a Marion jersey now and then later get the JET?
But JET was soo very money these last few games, and going back he’s one of my favorite players ever…
But Marion was absolutely critical to getting us here…
And I need a banner to hang next to my Stars Stanley Cup banner and the Rangers AL banner.
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I'm bringing a championship pennant back to college with me
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 13, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
i love cuban. giving all the props to the players
and talking up dirk every chance he can. its all he is talking about. giving serious props to everyone but himself.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:14 PM CDT reply actions
Yeup.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
The Mavs could have won the title if Lebron came here.
Or even if he didn’t…
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
This
IMO, I don’t know if I would want LeBron in Dallas. Maybe after he grows up some more and figures out it isn’t all about him.
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I wanted him here.
With Dirk’s shooting and Kidd’s ability to run the offense he would have maximized his skill without having to trade off with another ball dominating wing.
Lebron would have been a great fit on this team.
But he wanted a championship his way. Too fucking bad.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on Jun 12, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's the problem.
He needs to find out he can’t always have it his way. This isn’t Burger King.
Maybe then he will win a championship.
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bvery true...
that would have been a pretty fierce duo
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Cuban talking about the guys taking only one change of clothes to Miami
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cuban just said shit on espn.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:16 PM CDT reply actions
HAHAHAHA
Cuban just said on Sportscenter “Our fans just punked the shit out of the Heat fans”
by Salman on Jun 12, 2011 11:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
BAHAHA
Cuban said on ESPN “Our fans punked the shit out of the Miami fans.” I’m surprised that got through.
Hey LeBron!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
by SonnyKoufaxLSU on Jun 12, 2011 11:17 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Some idiot on NBAtv just had his timeline completely wrong.
He was talking about the aftermath of 2006 and mentioned Nash leaving, but Terry staying. That is just so wrong.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Like he gives a shit now.
He’s got a ring, fuck it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Heh....you heard that, too?
I don’t think he’ll mind paying that one….
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
x
sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
I can’t believe some old dude in a cowboy hat ruined my dream to see Stern hand the NBA trophy to a sobbing Mark Cuban.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 12, 2011 11:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah but he should look at it this way.....
Mark Cuban got to tell Stern what to do…either way, Cuban wins……
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 12, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHA...
Cuban was trolling so hard in that moment.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
So, we did it this year
It’s up to one of the Bulls, Magic, Celtics, Knicks, or Sixers to not let it get as far next year
Bulls
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
dont sleep on the hawks.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Bulls will have the same problem next year that they did this year.
I’m curious to see what the Magic can do to help Howard.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
The Bulls will/should trade Boozer..
need a good number 2
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 12, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
with that contract? good luck.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
he is locked in till 2015
with about 15 mil each year.
again, good luck trading him, with that ball and chain without having to eat a good chunk of it.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
The storyline for those who were around in '94
was that Kidd was to be part of a Mavs championship team, right?
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I was 16 back then.
I don’t remember it being there…. we were awful. Just awful… but Kidd was so good.
The three J’s were supposed to lead us back to the playoffs and it didn’t work.
But Kidd was unbelievable… no outside shot like he’s improved on… but just ridiculous ability to run the point.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I turned 20 that year, and was still 7 years from moving to DFW.
I just remember the Mavs sucking, and Kidd being awesome.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
HEY
POEOPLE WHO KNOW MORE ABOUT BASKETBALL THAN ME (ALL FO YOU), DO THEY BRING BACK CHANDLER, BAREA AND BUTLER NEXT SEASON OR CAN THEY NOT AFFORD ALL DEM BROS
HE'S RAFAEL SORIANO
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
GOOD POINT BROGANDO
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Probably, some of that will depend on labor negotiations
"My parents actually loved to pimp me too." - LSJ
x
TheBillWalton The Bill Walton Trip
In this series Lebron lost his clutch & Chris Bosh found it. Unfortunately for Miami fans he filled it with perfume and mascara cases.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 12, 2011 11:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd like to thank Wade for celebrating in game 2.
He was right… the series was over right at that point.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on Jun 12, 2011 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
He lit a fire under the Dallas Mavericks that would not be quenched.
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Except by the blood of the infidels.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I wish the guy checking the mike would stick in a "Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4..."
Just for good measure.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
by Snark on Jun 12, 2011 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Lets get drunk and sway to this together, LSB bros...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 11:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
http://www.diddirktakehistalentstosouthbeach.com/
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
by philkid3 on Jun 12, 2011 11:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm too keyed up to go to bed and I DO have to go to work in the morning.
Good news – I will not be the only one dragging their dead tired ass to work in the morning. We’ll be a building full of zombies.
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@TracyJean: Twitter account
I THOUGHT CUBAN WAS UP IN THE PRESS CONFERENCE
WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON
This one is a friend:
“So the Mavs just won something big, right?” ha… I love my husband for asking this.
Though by friend it’s next door neighbor from elementary school in Grapevine. This is like her fifth status like that. I’m thinking of unfriending her.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
"Though by friend it’s next door neighbor from elementary school in Grapevine"
I am apaparently incapable of parsing this sentence whiel drunk.
Players with 10+ All Star appearances, season MVP and a Finals MVP
Kareem
Jordan
Magic
Bird
Moses
Wilt
Hakeem
Duncan
Shaq
Kobe
And now:
Dirk
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on Jun 12, 2011 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I can't handle that Duncan has been around long enough for 10+ All-Star appearances.
I know it’s true, it’s just weird. I remember him as a rookie.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I mean, I remember Shaq and Kobe as rookies, too, but it's different.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I remember Shaq as a rookie, but that's because we're the same age.
And of course, Magic, Bird and then Jordan were the biggest names in the sports world when I was growing up.
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@TracyJean: Twitter account
When I was a kid living in Texas in the early 90s, the only NBA players I knew were:
Jordan, Shaq, Magic, Bird, Barkley
I may have been vaguely aware of Ewing and Pippen and some others, but I think that’s all I knew.
Notably, no Mavericks.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I knew Gonzalez, Canseco, Ryan, Rogers, Brown, Rodriguez, Palmeiro, Smith, Haley, Aikman, Irvin, Harper, and Novacek
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Well, I knew who Penny Hardaway was,
but that’s because when I was in college, my Western Kentucky Hilltoppers bounced the Hardaway-led Memphis State University out of the NCAA tournament to make the Sweet 16.
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
You know what, I did know who Penny Hardaway was.
Because someone told me there was a kid embarrassed about his name, so he went by the nickname Penny.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
If Basketball References advanced stat type things are at all to be trusted. . .
. . . Penny Hardaway’s status far exceeded his actual performance.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I like that list of names (well, except for Kobe, never cared for him)
Rarefied company for Dirk.
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Beautiful.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
fapfapfap
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
YES
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 13, 2011 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
AHahaha...
“I could care less about the Heat.”
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 11:35 PM CDT reply actions
Damnit, the phrase 'I could care less' is meant to be ironic.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with using the phrase in speech.
DAMP? I'M SO HAPPY HE DIDN'T GET A RING
by sprite on Jun 12, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I don't want him to get a ring really.
It just sucks to be on both losing ends.
by brettgardner on Jun 12, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
ok that does kinda suck
but hey he can tell himself that if he had actually played he could’ve made a differece
YES THIS
WHAT THE HELL IS BRETTGARDNER THINKING? IS THIS TROLLINGS?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
HE DID ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT
GIVEN HOW THEY ACQUIRED HIM.
ALSO, YAY FUCK THE LAKERS
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
bosh on espn
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:37 PM CDT reply actions
Bosh just asked if LeBron was off this series.
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oh then my ass may be one of the asses in question
do not remember how much i doubted him.
i think i always likedj et. maybe?
"he just shoved it up everybody's ass"
oh my
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
"they were the better TEAM"
bosh
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:38 PM CDT reply actions
Bosh will probably get traded now...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
After this series? Yes.
Dude is real. And he was a stand-up guy and a good interview the whole series.
What? and play him at Center? Uhhh...
Apologies to anyone that already posted this...
…but Thor is an impostor. Dirk is the true God of Thunder
by Steve Estep on May 23, 2011 9:46 PM PDT
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jun 13, 2011 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching Cuban in his presser...
It’s starting to hit me that he won a title as the Mavs owner. I really felt like it couldn’t happen.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
It looks like he's drinking a Mickey's grenade.
But it’s a bottle of champagne.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I don't want Dirk to ever play for another team ever.
I want 100% of his career to be as a Maverick.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
yes. dont pull an emmit or a modano.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Dirk in another uniform....sacrilege.
(of course, I would have once said the same about Mike Modano and the Stars)
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Modano in another uniform IS a sacrilege.
I blame GM Joe, though, not Modano. Also Tom Hicks, for running the team into the ground.
by Stormwalker on Jun 12, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, he fucked the Rangers' with that monstrous contract to A-Rod and then
fucked both the Rangers and the Stars by buying Liverpool
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The A-Rod contract was fine.
It was the stupid other contracts.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Though the A-Rod contract was fine in hindsight.
Not sure how safe a bet he was to be as good as he actually was.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I liked the A-Rod contract only at the end, when he finally fulfilled his promise to send the Rangers to the WS.
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dont blame joe, he was put in a lose lose situation with that.
thats all on tom hicks.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah. I'm still not entirely over GM Joe not even considering signing him, and letting him retire as a Star.
Don’t blame Mike for thinking he still had something left in the tank and trying it with another team (can’t say their name). Who knows what might have happened if he hadn’t gotten tendons severed in his wrist.
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@TracyJean: Twitter account
It will be.
He’s not going anywhere.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
ATTENTION
TOMORROW IS LEBRON DAY, EVERYBODY GETS TO LEAVE WORK 12 MINUTES EARLY
by octoberty on Jun 12, 2011 11:40 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Cuban gets being a sports fan...
“My biggest fear is not remembering every moment. Every emotion.”
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 11:41 PM CDT reply actions
YES
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
bwaahahahahahahahahahaha
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
DENVER
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
and New Orleans to some extent.
Apologies to anyone that already posted this...
…but Thor is an impostor. Dirk is the true God of Thunder
by Steve Estep on May 23, 2011 9:46 PM PDT
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jun 13, 2011 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Cuban can't decide if he wants to take potshots at the doubters or not... heh.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
WHAT CHANNEL?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
FUUUUU
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
THANKS BRONDON HAYWOOD
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
He was saying while Wade was recruiting the super friends...
Dirk was recruiting Brian Cardinal.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 12, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
The NBA championship trophy has never looked so fucking beautiful.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
crow eating time. share your embarrasing "fuck the mavs" moment.
me after the game 4 portland loss:
i dont want a single player or coach or front office person on this team here again next year.
save for dirk.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:44 PM CDT reply actions
that fucker picked against us in each series.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, didn't everyone pick against the Mavs in this series?
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not everyone, but a good portion did.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
woj had portland in 4, LA in 5, OKC in 5, Miami in 6.
fucking idiot.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Can you find picks from the Lakers' series?
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@TracyJean: Twitter account
goodness.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously. the guy is a fucktard.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Did the Mavs sleep with his wife, run over his dog or something?
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@TracyJean: Twitter account
I'm sure his wife is too fugly for any Mavs to sleep with...
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Here's my pic...teehee
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 12, 2011 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Thanks!
BEST BIRTHDAY WEEKEND EVER
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 13, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks!
I’ll never forget my 20th birthday!
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 13, 2011 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
wilbon. that guy has done one hell of an about face with this team.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah no kidding
all the “analysts” switched their picks after game 5 this series…
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 13, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Wojnarowski is such a bitch.
I’m going to bait him on twitter for a bit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Ask him how good crow has tastes after the four times he's had to eat it
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 13, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
tasted*
whoops
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 13, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Somehow it feels even less real with every passing minute.
Cubes mention a TC block in the fourth: me like “what did we win???”
Certainly best owner.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
IT PROBABLY DESERVED IT
ALSO, IT’S THE NBA FINALS AND YOUR PILLOW IS PROBABLY USED TO IT BY THIS POINT
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
His pillow is probably used to a LOT of things after this playoff run...
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 12, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
a few years ago, before he got married, ESPN or someshit was taking a video tour of his house.
cuban had a “whiffle ball room”. In this crazy nice house he bought out of nowhere, victorian era furniture and stuff, he converted this crazy nice ballroom, into a whiffle ball room. there was probably a $250,000 chandelier in the room too.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
LeBron's been two stepped
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
can people greet the plane?! tell me know, hear me later.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
YOU SHOULD GOT AS A REPORTER FOR SBN DALLAS
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 12, 2011 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
I SHOULD JUST WALK RIGHT BY SECURITY AND BE ALL LIKE “ASK BRETT PERRYMAN WHO THE FUCK I AM.”
by LiamP on Jun 12, 2011 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
POPPINS!
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
AIN'T NOBODY GONNA CALL BS ON THE BRITISH ACCENT
IT’D BE LIKE ME AT DUNBAR. THE (BLACK, FWIW) HALL MONITORS LET NON-BLACK DUDES DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANTED.
im getting some serious sports banana-pants watching this series re-wind.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 12, 2011 11:55 PM CDT reply actions
Dismissed this team with all my heart.
That last Lakers game.
And then that Portland game.
And then something happened.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Jun 12, 2011 11:58 PM CDT reply actions
He needs to be naked and lying on a bear skin rug in this photo...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Yup.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
DIRK:
Where Amazing Happens
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 13, 2011 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Also, rewatching this Lebron/Wade conference just makes me realize how evil-brilliant Wade is...
They win, he’s an all-time Finals performer with more rings than Lebron. They lose, Lebron chocked. He’s bulletproof.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 12:03 AM CDT reply actions
Even though he coughed it up more than a few times in the fourth tonight
Seriously, off your fucking foot?
the ticket pre-game was talking about this today.
saying that all the negative talk is almost solely focused on lebron, while all the good is on wade. wade can do no wrong in the eyes of miami-ans
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 13, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
what a roller coaster of a first half. insane.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 13, 2011 12:04 AM CDT reply actions
ouch, from fbook
Lebron (@KingJames) needs to finally just say yes to playing in the Slam Dunk contest! That’s the only trophy you’ll ever win!! #MAVS!!
Maybe Mario Chalmers can give LBJ tips on how to win above the high school level.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Bosh collapses from the weight of it all...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 12:11 AM CDT reply actions
I have no problem with that from him.
Dude worked his ass off this series. And he’s the only one of the Heat stars to stay classy through this series. He can break down if he wants to. He’s earned a pass I think.
Agreed.
It is a night of high emotions and he did work his ass off for it. As he said in the presser, the other team wanted it more.
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@TracyJean: Twitter account
I'm not dissing him...
I think it shows it meant a lot to him. It’s a better way to go out than Lebron being like, “Whatever, I’m still rich.”
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I came into the series with mixed feelings about Bosh
I think I can say I gained a lot of respect for him though. When that stupid shit went down with Chalmers and Stevenson, Bosh was the only one who took Chalmers aside to keep any serious penalty from happening and laid into him pretty heavily. I was listening to some Miami radio and they said that Bosh was the only guy in the huddle who sounded like he gave a shit. He played really well tonight and should have gotten more looks.
Yes. I know I sure as fuck gained a ton of respet for him through this series.
Dude came to play. And only to play. Didn’t get involved in any of that extra shit. Didn’t try to grab the spotlight. Came out, did his job, and did his best to win basketball games. I can respect that in a player. Especially one who played well.
he plays for the Heat, so he sucks balls.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
There is some truth to this.
But lets just say he’s the one guy I don’t hate completely just for being on that team. He handled himself well.
Now that we've won, I'm kind of glad he got to hit the game winner in the Heat's last win of the Finals.
Am I a Bad Mavs Fan™?
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I like him more than I used to.
More than either of the other two, anyway.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
SI
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't think I've ever seen Closure talk about Bosh.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
BEFORE HIS TIME
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
By one year.
I’ve posted about him a few times.
Hard for me to really judge him since the team was SO MUCH BETTER in 03-04, but that team also had a year more experience from Lewis, Elder, Jack, Schenscher, etc, and also gained Bynum (aka Black Barea Who Could Dunk And Play Some D). But I went from being like WoOOOOO GT! to BOOOO BOSH HE BEAT US IN GAME 3 back to WOOOO BOSH >>>>>> WADE/LEBROn.
god I loved Bynum so much
But I love pretty much every guy who’s shorter than me yet plays on one of my teams.
This is what I was wondering.
Like, when Marcus Trufant does something good against the Cowboys, it’s a vicious conflict of emotions.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Ultimately Bosh is always going to be weird for me to process,
since I got there the year after the team with Bosh only got to the NIT, and saw the team without Bosh get carried by Jack/Elder/Bynum to the championship game. So is it “oh man with Bosh we would’ve had a much better shot at beating Uconn for a second time that year” or is it “huh, that team was such a perfect fit without Bosh”? I don’t know.
Listening to Jason Smith on ESPN Radio, for some reason.
His hypothesis: Cuban decided he wouldn’t accept the trophy from Stern, hence…
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
He talked about something outside of New York?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Trolling?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions
carlisle, FTW
Rick Carlisle acknowledged that he helped convince Cuban to let the players and their performance on the court do all the talking.
“We kind of mutually talked about it,” Carlisle said. "He was great about it. He understood and he knew it was the right thing.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 13, 2011 12:14 AM CDT reply actions
What was that 2-3-2 series stat everyone was talking about after game 3?
Something about 0-11?
LOL, 1-11 now, bitches.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
AJM's MAVS O/U: 49.5 WINS
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
by jonthefon on Jun 13, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
I CAN ONLY REC THIS ONCE
SO I JUST REC’D/UNREC’D/REC’D IT A BUNCH OF TIMES
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
The team that won game three always won the championship.
There’s this thing about absolutes – eventually, there will be an exception to the rule.
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@TracyJean: Twitter account
I fucking LOVE this!
1-11 motherfuckers!
by behindthebag on Jun 13, 2011 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
The Bosh rumors have already started...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
YEP
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Definitely not Lebron.
Even though he might be the best one to trade.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
doesnt really fit with the team they already have.
wade and lebron like to play very similar. right now, especially in this series, it was subtraction by addition.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 13, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions
He could bring the most, I think, and (as people have said all year) he and Wade are slightly redundant.
Both are wing players that need the ball in their hands to be effective. If trading Wade is off the table and you need to trade someone, I’d trade Lebron.
But that’s assuming you trade anyone, and that’s taking personal considerations out.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
They need LeBron to learn a post-up game and off-the-ball movement.
That’s not difficult with his talents.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Then why hasn't he done it in the last eight years?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Incapable of it, like it would be impossible for him?
Of course not.
But you said it wouldn’t be difficult for him, either. You’re basically asking him to redefine himself in one offseason.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I meant that given his athletic talents and high basketball IQ (well, people generally say he has the latter)
it’s perfectly within his capabilities to be able to learn that. I’m not saying he will this offseason, but that he should.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
It's obvious that he should.
It is far less obvious that he will. Either in this offseason or any other.
His shortcomings didn’t start in this series or this season. People have been saying that he needed to do those two things for years.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I think it makes no sense to trade LeBron
given what he could still become, unless you really think he doesn’t really want to win and just wants all the quirks of being extremely good and famous for playing basketball.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Or you think you can make your basketball team better by spending the money you're giving him on other pieces.
I don’t know for sure that you can; maybe you can’t. We’re talking about hypotheticals in a clearly-defined situation I already set out.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm pretty much disregarding any problems with fitting Wade and LeBron.
I am fairly certain of the opinion that the Wade/LeBron combo, despite their supposed fit issues, is better than anything which could hypothetically arise out of LeBron being dealt.
Unless perhaps…Chris Paul.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Yep.
Well, or Howard
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
He has an excellent natural feel for the game.
Almost Kidd level. It took Dirk years to develop that feel for the flow of the game. I don’t doubt the dude’s basketball IQ.
I do doubt that he will dedicate himself to refining his post game. He just doesn’t seem to have much willingness to do so.
The willingness is the issue, not the ability.
It’s not that James doesn’t have a post game; it’s that he seems averse to using it.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Because he's never been asked to...
He’s been asked to be Jordan.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
He lacks the will--the internal drive that says, "I'm GOING to do this thing, dammit!"--that MJ had.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions
I have to write the Morning update...
and the only think I want to talk about, considering how today went, is the Mavs.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 12:17 AM CDT reply actions
Talk about Harry's kidney stone
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
That really doesn't feel like the same life.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Is this real life?
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions
talk about how nice it is
that the Ranger shave Monday off so we can enjoy the Mavs championship
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
talk about Harry
being a man and pitching great when he struggled early and how far he’s come in the last two seasons.
oh wow.
in the 4th quarter, wade and lebron scored a combined 64 points this series.
dirk scored 64, 4th quarter points by himself.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 13, 2011 12:18 AM CDT reply actions
Beltre doesn't play basketball.
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
by RangersSD on Jun 13, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I like that stat. Also like the stats about bench scoring for the teams.
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
the bench won game 6 for the Mavs
and probably the series
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
I know at one point in game six (late in the 4th) it was 37-19 in the Mavs favor.
TracyJean1972: YouTube channel
@TracyJean: Twitter account
So this Finals will be remembered as all-time memorable Finals, right?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 12:20 AM CDT reply actions
Hm.
One of the better ones at least. Think about it this way, it was getting Lakers-Celtics Finals numbers despite not being the Lakers or the Celtics.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
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Game two of the NBA finals, in which Dallas Mavericks beat the Miami Heat, delivered a ratings win for ABC Thursday night. The games posted a 10.5 overnight household rating. Numbers are preliminary.
Game 4 of the NBA Finals between Miami and Dallas drew an 11.1 overnight rating, up 22 percent from the fourth game of the Heat-Mavericks title matchup in 2006.
ESPN says Tuesday night’s viewership peaked between 11:30 p.m. and 11:45 p.m. ET with a 15.5 rating. It’s the 23rd consecutive time a Finals game has been the highest-rated program on a given night, according to Nielsen.
In Miami, the game got a 34.2 metered market rating, making it the second most-watched game in South Florida since records began being kept in 2003. The game had a 30.5 metered market rating in Dallas.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
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The national audience apparently took to last night’s Game 5 of the NBA Finals. Ratings aren’t official yet, but Mavericks-Heat appears to have easily won its time slot. Ratings were up 17% over last year’s Game 5 in a competitive series between the two biggest and most popular Finals rivals, the Lakers and Celtics.
Certainly the game had an impact on the competition. Fox noted that its Thursday night hit “So You Think You Can Dance” was down 29 percent week to week among men 18-49, likely attributable to them tuning into the NBA finals instead.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Truf
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions
that what a lot of people are saying.
crazy story lines, mass appeal, close games.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 13, 2011 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
As a fairly casual NBA fan, I enjoyed it way more than I usually do.
Only part of that was wanting the Mavericks to win.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It seemed to reach the nation's collective consciousness in a way a basketball series hasn't in a long, long time...
Maybe it’s just because I cared about it a lot, though. But it seemed like everyone had a stake in this one.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions
The Heat are pretty universally reviled. Everyone wanted them to lose.
And then you have the subset of non-Mavericks fans who wanted guys like Dirk and Kidd to get rings. There was a lot there for people who aren’t really fans of either team.
Yep.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Also, I really, really like ranking championships.
I have an addiction to lists, anyway.
I have ranked every Super Bowl based entirely on how much I think I would have liked watching them live to kill time on flights. I read every line of ESPN’s rankings of the first 100 World Series.
So I want this discussion to continue.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yes...
Basically, I want to know how this compares to like 1980-1999 era NBA.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Behind every Lakers win.
Ahead of every Celtics win.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
BTW, on that list, the 2005 World Series was underrated.
That’s the king (or up there) of the sweeps. Every game was close, at least.
Sure, it’s not an all-time great, but it should have been in the top, like, 70 or so.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I hated both of those teams, though...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I watched a couple of those games with a chick from Houston who I liked.
It went… poorly…
(PS for GB: she was a hot Indian chick. So if you’re wondering where they are still: the ATL!)
oh man
the hottest Indian chick EVER lives in my city. She kept calling the police about problems with some dumbass neighbor kids but I kept going over there about a million times instead of blowing her off because she was super hot.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
I would like to know more about this super-hot Indian chick.
And do you mean dot or feather?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
SIR!
Indian continent. Man..she was SUPER smokin’
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Ok.
I get that she was hot. Please provide more information than that she was super hot.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
she made my wiener happy
not sure what to tell you…pretty nice cans, nice rear…maybe 5’5", 130lbs, good lookin’…please don’t be jackin’ it now
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
So you were all like "oh yeah, you're hot."
Butstronger?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
kind of
most people with super dumb complaints I kind of shine on a bit. But her’s? I made it my cause. Drugs, gangs and little kids throwing garbage in her back yard. That’s what I’m about.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Legit question:
i’ve had 2 beers and 4 Candaian Clubs/7Ups. Should I have another drink? CAVEAT: I have to leave at 10:30 tomorrow morning for a doctors appointment 1.5hrs away.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
HOW OLD ARE YOU
AND HOW MUCH ACCESS DO YOU HAVE TO HANGOVER CURES?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
mavs just won the NBA championship.
drink baby, drink.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 13, 2011 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
You misspelled the word "Canadian."
So the answer is obviously yes, you need another drink.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
also,
take a cab
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 13, 2011 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm old and married
I drink at home.
“Hey, drunks…should I have another drink? Yes? Well, twist my arm….”
And I always misspell that word, Aqua. Sober or not. I don’t know why because I love Canadians.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
AND GERMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and Puerto Ricans. And the French, I guess. Ugh. That last one was hard to type….
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
And the CzecholowhateverthefuckPajeisians
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
nope
they contributed nothing.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Fair 'nuff.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Mihinimi
of however the hell you spell his name
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
www.maximal.fr
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Kill a glass of water and 3 ibuprofen before bed
and you’ll be right as rain.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Lebron's new Miami cell phone only has vibrate apparently...
No rings.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
by AceJC on Jun 13, 2011 12:27 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
TAKE DAT WIT CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 13, 2011 12:27 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
last one...goodnitght peeps. Gotta be at work on time.
by Longhorn on Jun 13, 2011 12:29 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
these are awesome
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 13, 2011 12:33 AM CDT reply actions
That's what you get for wearing a salmon shirt, Lebron.
You earned this.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
x
@RealJasonKidd Jason Kidd
#winning
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Jun 13, 2011 12:34 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
RealJasonKidd needs to get into a time maching and go back to February with that weak ass joke
but I suppose I’ll cut him some slack that he’s not totally up on the trends of pop culture over the last few months SINCE HE’S BEEN PREPPING TO WIN A GODDAMN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
God your state sucks so fucking bad.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Ourob tried to call out AJM's basketball opinions after Game 4 of the WCF...
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
don't call it "my state"
it’s the state I currently reside in. My state is still TEXAS
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Your current state is inebriation.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Your honor, I move to strike that from the record
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
this is bad legal advice.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 13, 2011 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions
GOOGLE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Moderator please remove this comment
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
by RangersSD on Jun 13, 2011 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whatever, Okie.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I will Internet Punch your balls in
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
dallas. maverics. nba. champions.
good night folks.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 13, 2011 12:41 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That's been me for hours now...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Something like this:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ALL CAPS ARE A MUST OBVIOUSLY
MAKES DEM WORDS POP
When I was pretty confident the Rangers were going to win the World Series, I kept wondering how I would actually cover such a thing.
Then. . .
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I want to "LOVE" the meme you might have just created...
butstronger!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
buttstronger
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
the local watering hole was literally deafening tonight the last five minutes of the game.
chants, jeers, and cheers in all the right places… people were into it. What an awesome night.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Heat didn't lose a game at home until the Finals. They lost two of three.
Didn’t lose two games in a row until the Finals. They lost three in a row.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
No.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
I also remember somewhere in game two people saying it was gonna be a sweep.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
um
I may or may not have said I was happy it was gonna be a sweep cause at least that way the Mavs weren’t teasing us.
*I did say this.
better team won
better team won
better team won
better team won
better team won
better team won
better team won
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
x
While James had a better showing in the fourth quarter in Game 6 than in previous games, his overall scoring was still well below his standards.
He finished with a 17.8 scoring average for the series, 8.9 points worse than what he averaged during the regular season (26.7).
According to the Elias Sports Bureau, the 8.9 points per game differential is the largest dropoff from the regular season to the NBA Finals in NBA history
also:
The Dallas Mavericks defeated the Miami Heat 105-95, becoming the fourth franchise in the past 20 postseasons to claim their first NBA title (2006 Heat, 1999 San Antonio Spurs and 1994 Houston Rockets).
dman the nba is an unparity-tastic league
Only 8 or 9 overall, now, I think.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions
When reached for comment, statisticians at Elias noted
“It’s almost like he was playing three-quarters of a game or something. We can’t figure it out, to be honest with you. He averaged more minutes than he did in any other series, but he just wasn’t there.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
and
For the series, James and Wade combined for 62 fourth-quarter points. Nowitzki, by himself, scored a total of 62 points in the fourth quarter of the series.
I feel like we need a phrase for this like "epic fail"
Butstronger.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He really Lebron'd things up
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
"He left his talents on South Beach?"
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions
LOL
TyLawson3 ty lawson
The most swagged put shit I seen in my life …. Dirk walks in liv with the NBA trophy on his shoulder… #gotdamn
FYI, Liv is a club in Miami
But I'm glad that Dirk is showing that even in the city that's home to da U,
a white dude can have SWAG too.
hope he has a security guard with him
I know where he can hire one for $100/hr that can be in South Beach in 4 hours……
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
I want video of this
more than anything in the world right now.
That may include sex with Emma Stone.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
"LSB is big on the sanctity of life for some reason." ---LSJ
by Conjunction on Jun 13, 2011 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Cuban rent it out for the night just in case?
Wouldn’t put it past him for a minute
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
"LSB is big on the sanctity of life for some reason." ---LSJ
no more homly girls suckin' on Dirk's wiener tonight...
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
It wasn't the Mavs.
The Miami heat players are pretty damn heavy.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Dirk shot 97.8% from the FT line in the Finals.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 1:04 AM CDT reply actions
I wonder if they'll do one of these again...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 1:05 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
They forgot it takes 5 guys to field a team.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Well. . .
. . . they did kind of go pretty far despite that.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I mean, while writing on a blog about a team that just finished one series short of a title, and we're all really stoked about it. . .
. . . calling falling one series short of a title bad seems out of place.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You should check out the minors threads at some point.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, something like that.
Except Pujols has a ring.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:34 AM CDT up reply actions
The Lidge homerun.
The Astros won that series.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It was amazing to me how quickly that became a home run that killed the Astros and launched the Cardinals to the World Series.
Took like three years.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
This video was posted in 2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeFHnAffr0I
“A once promising Astros pitcher who turned into a flop…”
PHILLIES SAY HEY BRO WAT UP?
Shit.
Well done.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions
But ARod has a ring.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Only a fool's hope...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions
It's by far the most apt comparison.
Physical freaks at their positions with transcendent talent. The similarities in their personalities is just icing on the cake.
Yeah.
That really is the best one. Carlos Beltran is the only other one that comes to mind off the top of my head.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Is LeBron really as weird as A-Rod?
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Oh.
You meant weird weird.
I don’t think A-Rod is particularly weird.
Is having multiple paintings of yourself as a centaur normal?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
That just strikes me as being immensely vain.
Which I guess I might be too if I was that good at something.
It's different.
He’s more eclectic than weird, but it often feels forced because he wants to be a global icon.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Woah,
yep. Le Scouse
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I like his sweater in that stupid State Farm commercial.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID
SOMEBODY WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:57 AM CDT up reply actions
still sipping wishin well water imported from pluto
three hundred sixty millileters for all the believers
in miles or kilometers, most cats cannot proceed us
in the jungle with the leaders we the lions you the cheetahs.
a cypher will complete us if we come through your receivers
you can play us and repeat us and then take us home and read us
line for line—good Jesus—Mos Def and Kweli just
make a pussy freeze up, thinking we will ease up
Yeah.
I kinda expected that I’d have to “cheer” for the Lakers when they played them.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Thought I'd share this with you guys
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
Jon Barry = jackoff who got lucky
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Custodian 1 LeBron 0.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Brewer 1 LeBron 0
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 13, 2011 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions
It's just awesome, though
do you ever read Brian Cardinal’s facebook? It’s awesome
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 13, 2011 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Lol, Rangers FB page comparing Elvis to JJ...though they got the Beltre: Marion part right.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Tyson Chandler rockin the letter jacket
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 13, 2011 1:16 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Dirk Alone Equals Dwyane and LeBron
Dwyane Wade and LeBron James combined to score 62 points in the fourth quarter of the 2011 NBA Finals. By comparison, Dirk Nowitzki scored 62 points all by himself in the fourth quarter during the Finals.
Nowitzki vs. Wade/James — Fourth Quarter
Wade/LeBron Nowitzki
Points 62 62
FG 23-50 18-35
FT 11-14 24-24
- ESPN
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
at dirkswish.com use promo code "swish4`" and get 25% off
cou’da had that 2 hours ago….someone mail me $5 for that tip
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Winning
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions
IT'S POPPINS POPPYCOCK
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Not working for me...
any ideas?
"Certainly, we were penalties, and we stopped ourselves." - Les Miles
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"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I'M NOT A DOCTOR YET
I’M JUST A LOWLY GRADUATE STUDENT
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions
NOT REALLY
GRADUATE STUDENTS MAKE LIKE $20-25K A YEAR
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:33 AM CDT up reply actions
SO MANY YEARS FROM NOW
THAT I THINK I NEED ANOTHER DRINK THANKS A LOT YA JACKWAGON
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions
IT'S ENOUGH TO BUY ONE IN BLACK AND ONE IN BLUE
IF YOU HAVE A 25% DISCOUNT COUPON
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I BOUGHT ONE IN BOTH OF THOSE
AND ALMOST BOUGHT ONE IN WHITE TOO
CAUSE I JUST DON’T GIVE A DAMN
LIKE A BOSH
YEAH I'M NOT GENERALLY A FAN OF WHITE T-SHIRTS
BUT I’M MORE LIKELY TO WEAR THE BLACK WHILE THE BLUE GIVES ME SOMETHING IN A MAVS COLOR
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Found another one that works...
enter “CIU”
"Certainly, we were penalties, and we stopped ourselves." - Les Miles
Nice
Thanks.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions
HEY IT'S A GOOD THING YOU GUYS POSTED DISCOUNT CODES AFTER THE MAJORISTY OF THE SITE ALREADY ORDERED
THAT’S TOTALLY COOL
DON'T WORRY
I USED MY SAVINGS TO BUY ANOTHER DRINK
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Rec this if you had a drink for our lost homey 'Tron tonight
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Jun 13, 2011 1:20 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
SERIOUSLY
FIND THIS MAN. EVEN IF IT’S AN OBITUARY I NEED AN UPDATE
Heh
there’s this guy on facebook.
Seems… similar.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Nope
Interests:
Liquid Flow Clothing, ArizonaStrong – One Million Americans Who Will Stand Up For Arizona, Ducks Unlimited, 30 Day Song Challenge, Harvard Men’s Hockey, Elite College Student EPIC Fail, PBHA (Phillips Brooks House Association), Harvard Women’s Basketball Fan Club, Memphis Tigers, Miss Lexington 2010, Can this Goat get more fans than Barack Obama?, Harvard Crimson, FDK!, IPC STUDENT MINISTRY, Pistol Pete & The Contract Killersand 5 more
Unless all of that is meant to be ironic, not our Hunter.
I just saw a guy in underwear on the edge of a balcony
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I just checked for 10 minutes
Shit, stalking dudes is hard. I don’t have the aptitude for this that iorange has.
Wade: Everything was fine until dickless here had his "The Decision" special.
“Is this true”
“Yes, it’s true… this man has no dick.”
by Closure GT on Jun 13, 2011 1:21 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd for Ghostbusters reference
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 13, 2011 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions
lol
your still too sobber
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
z with this, damn
jose3030 jose3030
by zywica
No player finished the #NBAFinals with a higher plus/minus than #Dirk (plus-55). None finished lower than #LeBron (minus-36)
by sprite on Jun 13, 2011 1:38 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Always and forever.
/Kip
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah,
I don’t get why they suddenly decided to try for some weird retro nonsense.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Upon further examination,
most all of the Mavericks hats on the website are ugly. Except, I kind of like this in a weird it’s rapidly growing on me fashion:
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Same.
Though this one would be less douchie.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm ambivalent on mine.
I love how it looks, but white flat brimmed hats…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I own literally 1 cap.
Do not understand the fascination.
IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S NO BLOODY SUN IN YOUR COUNTRY!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's why I have mixed feelings.
It’s mainly a hat to be worn when dancings are to be done.
AND I’M NOT TALKING THE WALTZ, POPPINS!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Can't keep up with the dancing queen?
I thought you were taking classes?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm planning on it eventually but then I got busy with other sports/lazy.
I have gotten better at softball. If that impresses teh ladize.
From what I can tell,
the thing that impresses the ladies is knowing when to entertain them and when to shut up.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:12 AM CDT up reply actions
You know how I know you went to GaTech?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:16 AM CDT up reply actions
No.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I was going to say
lack of experience in interaction with women.
You read Outliers by Gladwell (yes, Garoon and others, I realize there are significant issues, etc, let’s just move on) ?
Let’s just say Baylor guys are more likely to get their 10,000 hours in with women.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions
though you're getting your cause and effect mixed up
Just ‘cause I spent my time playing Mario Kart with my bros in my apartment doesn’t mean there’s not plenty of opportunities with da ladies in da ATL.
Uh huh.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:26 AM CDT up reply actions
AF;LKAJFA;LFKDJ;
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This is going to hurt in the morning.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Water.
Lots.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Vanilla milkshake in the morning
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Eh,
Gatorade/Pedialyte, Painkiller (ibuprofen), whatever food you think you can stomach, something with caffeine to get you going.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Vanilla milkshakes have some bizarre anti-hangover quality
How much BS would you call on B12?
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I'm mixed on the B-vitamin stuff.
There seems to be so much anecdotal evidence and a mild amount of plausible scientific theory behind it, but I don’t think it’s near as strong as the hype it gets. But, if the point is psychosomatic tinkerings…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought of this shortly after posting that.
And I was able to make it to my kitchen without falling down.
GREAT SUCESS
Maybe GB can answer this:
For the first 24 or 25 years of my life, I never had hangovers, no matter how much I drank. Now a few shots of anything will do it.
Also, I think my tolerance has gone down.
Also, beer gets me groggy and sloppy faster than hard alcohol. One bottle of beer and I can go to sleep, but I can drink whiskey and tequila all night. Also, I think beer gives me more of a hangover, but I haven’t experimented.
Answer all these things.
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As you age,
your tolerance for alcohol in terms of becoming drunk goes up (assuming you drink somewhat regularly), but your ability to recover from poisoning your body (from any type, not just alcohol) goes down.
25 is when you leave the plateau phase and start a (slow) decline phase.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 1:57 AM CDT up reply actions
God, is this the truth.
What about lung recovery? How long can I smoke till I’m really fucked?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Eh, depends how much you smoke.
But the bigger issue is that you have to be concerned about more than just your lungs (and lung cancer) if you’re a smoker. You have a dramatically increased risk of heart attack, stroke, and a whole host of cancers from lung to bladder.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions
My brother (smoker) is incensed that all these things are not true.
I think because of Penn & Teller or something.
He’s quitting only to make his girlfriend happy.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Your brother is quite likely a fantastic idiot.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Ohhh, boy.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Is PC philclark?
Because I feel like he had some peak moments of dumbassery lately.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah,
I felt like he toned it down on the stupid front, so let’s just go with that.
Who is popped collar?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:11 AM CDT up reply actions
One of pk's bro's friends who made some stupid comments about the Rangers once upon a time.
Last year, pre-Tweed Suit era. Although it was really his GF, PCGF, who made more stupid comments.
It was while my brother and his friends were speed running Ocarina of Time.
Let me tell you, a typical USC girl and her bro. . . love interest watching Zelda and trying to comment on it is sad, annoying, and hilarious all at once.
I told him to use Farore’s Wind and that was just about the funniest thing to them. They spent the rest of the night saying to use “ferocious wind.”
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I've been learning how to play some OoT songs on the piano recently.
Song of Stomres = just about done!
This is what I did with my keyboard as a teenager, yes.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
linkie-poos
Yeah,
it’s 2:15 and I have to be sober and instructing an undergrad student on ways to not screw up my experiments in 6ish hours so that she can figure out new and interesting ways to screw them up. I’m going to bed.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:16 AM CDT up reply actions
My god, I totally forgot about that!
Oh that girl. I get regularly reports about her escapades at USC.
She also knows everything but is, in fact, a lot more vapid than my brother.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
He's also friends with Afroman.
The very Afroman you’re thinking of.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Colt 45 and two zig zags, Afroman?
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
lmao
He’s going through this weird stage right now where he’s fairly certain he knows everything.
Tonight dinner was made unpleasant by his daily anti-religion tirade.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You should just link him to
the relevant LSB OT thread.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:07 AM CDT up reply actions
He has an SB Nation account.
I’m not sure I want that.
He got chased off of Purple Row for expressing his distaste in Huston Street for being too finesse or something.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
My wife and I both smoke and that makes it infinitely harder, I think.
Having a nagging voice would be a welcome deterrent.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
He's doing the e-cigarette route.
Says it’s cheaper and he likes it more.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yeah, definitely.
Still, it’s basically the biggest thing you can do to improve both your quality of life and projected lifespan.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:08 AM CDT up reply actions
No one understands and believes that more than a smoker.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So this is a normal thing.
Does the beer thing make sense?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
It depends on the type of beer.
I think most people find that unfiltered beers, especially of the cheaper variety, leave them with worse hangovers.
I’ve also, anecdotally, found that you build tolerance best to the type of alcohol you drink the most. Family gatherings with the in-laws can be tricky right now because I mainly drink hard liquor with some beer, but they drink mainly wine and then beer when they get together. The wine hits me much quicker than it used to.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Okay, that would explain that.
There was a stage when I was pretty much opening a bottle of Jack Daniels in the morning and swigging as the day went on. Beer is a now-and-then thing that I mostly just drink socially or when something particularly highly reviewed is available.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yeah,
I have a feeling that if you had a filtered type beer once a day, you’d quickly grow out of it.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Out of total coincidence. . .
. . . this lots and lots of whiskey phase came immediately after a break-up, loss of job, and dropping out of school.
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Seems healthy.*
*Not really. But, perhaps, somewhat understandable.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Y'all are making me jealous.
I cared a lot about the Lakers win in ‘00, but it wasn’t their first, I wasn’t as passionate about sports as I am now, and I didn’t have a community to talk about it with. Just Blazers fans in to laugh at.
I was happy when the Cowboys won, but too young to really comprehend how big of a deal titles were. Just seemed like what the Cowboys were supposed to do.
All this is making me realize is, probably for the first time, how much I wish the Rangers had closed it out last year, and how much I need them to do so soon. No other team I root for — even the ones I care more about — can offer me the same thing a Rangers title can.
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no discernible turning point or closing out moment
all of a sudden, you just realized they couldn’t back. By the end, the Heat were just a terrible team in the 4th
Yep.
8 pt lead with 4 left didn’t feel safe, but 12 pt lead with 2+ left did. Not sure what the tipping point was.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I think around nine minutes left in the fourth is when I went from pretty confident to fairly certain.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I started around four
It hit me just about the same time it hit Dirk- something like forty seconds.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
As happy as I am as a Mavs fan right now,
that we won, that Lebron and company lost, that Dirk, Kidd, JET, etc, all get rings, I must admit, a lot of blame goes to Erik Spolstra. Lebron had how many consecutive games in the playoffs of 40+ minutes? he was exhausted. If they can figure out a way to add some depth, and Chalmers can become a true PG, limit Lebrons minutes, they could be scary. Just glad we could get our one in now!
Not likely to happen, but dreams are the foundation of baseball, so dream away. - JParks
"You know you're from Dallas if the Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it."
Eric Prince, Director, Department of the Obvious
Spoelstra can and I imagine will need to learn a lot from Carlisle's player management in this regard.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Search your feelings Closure,
you know it to be true!
Not likely to happen, but dreams are the foundation of baseball, so dream away. - JParks
"You know you're from Dallas if the Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it."
Eric Prince, Director, Department of the Obvious
=)
Maurice London is a decent human man person. All the ladies speak kindly of him. All the guys speak kindly of him. He has been known to rescue orphan puppies in his spare time and has more money than the GDP of Burkina Faso. Despite all this, he is still sad. Why, you ask? In the summer of 2006 something happened that would change his life forever. He witnessed a robbery. A larceny. A heist so unjust, he sheds a single man tear on the left side of his cheek every time he thinks about it. If you haven’t guessed by now, that life altering event was the 2006 NBA Finals. It hurts just typing that out. Make no mistake though, the Mavs won that championship. He will grundle punch you to death if you suggest otherwise.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
this party?
myagxxx Big Booty Judy
RT @SinnamonLove: #mavs just ordered 100 bottles of Rose’ to the DJ booth @livmiami
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“I could already feel the tears coming,” Nowitzki said in an AmericanAirlines Arena hallway, beaming now as he explained the mad dash at the final buzzer that superceded any desire he felt to dance on the court inside this house of old horrors … or to find out how it feels to get a congratulatory man-hug from Dwyane Wade.
“I had to recover, bro.”
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Andrew D.Bernstein/NBAE/Getty ImagesDirk Nowitzki overcame cold shooting to score 10 of his 21 points in the fourth quarter.
The Dallas Mavericks had to drag Nowitzki back to the podium of champions Sunday night, to hoist the two trophies of his dreams, because he didn’t want anyone to see him like this, inside AmericaAirlines Arena or watching on TV. He admittedly “cried like a baby” back in 2008, upon clinching Germany’s qualification for the Olympics for the first time in his career, but Nowitzki confessed that he was literally shaking with shock in the immediate aftermath of the Mavs’ 105-95 dismantling of the Miami Heat to win the 2011 NBA Finals.
“We’re world champions,” Nowitzki eventually said once he made it to the interview room, with his Finals MVP trophy in tow.
“It sounds unbelievable.”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 13, 2011 2:27 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
That shot was my favorite individual moment.
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Even though I don't know how meanginful it is, I'm enjoying looking at this Win Shares thing at Basketball Reference.
Anyway, Dirk is 19th. Ever.
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The awkward moment when the Heat miss more free throws in one game than Dirk did in the entire playoffs.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jun 13, 2011 3:03 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Cuban in the presser talked about how important analytics are to him.
That’s awesome.
Particularly in how it helps them turn how good Jason Kidd is defensively in to data.
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I liked how he talked about how they used analytics to identify that Carlisle is a ninja.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 13, 2011 3:16 AM CDT up reply actions
$$ to my ears man...
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I just got home from Victory Park.
I am still throbbing.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
So....was traveling back from the Dominican today and our flights were delayed about 6 hours
I ended up having to watch the game at 2am on DVR, avoiding all spoilers. Just finished the game. I’ve got tears, I’m shaking like a leaf and I wish like hell I was there to enjoy it with everyone in Dallas.
I love everyone.
Except LBJ and Wade. Bosh is cool.
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Imagine getting to go back in time exactly one year ago today and telling your past self that in one year...
the Rangers will have beaten the Yankees to win the American League Pennant and Dirk would beat a Wade/Bosh/Lebron Miami Heat team in the NBA Finals.
Your past self would laugh in your face, sure, but then you’d get to spoil the World Cup for him.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 4:19 AM CDT reply actions
But you didn't know a German octopus knew that Spain would win...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 4:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I wish they still made Championship T-Shirts like this:
like they did for every team in the late 80s/early 90s. I want one of the Mavs.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 4:39 AM CDT reply actions
I have a shirt with that exact style of charicature of Emmitt, holding two Lombardis.
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Man...
Watching the end of this game…
The Mavs are STUNNED that they’re about to be champions. It’s astonishing.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 4:43 AM CDT reply actions
There's not even a word to describe what it looked like...
Like, their expression looked pained. It was just like, a stunned relief. The very first moment of complete fulfillment. That first second where they went from giving everything to winning everything.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 4:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Man, I hate James so much right now. What a fucking prick.
"All the people that were rooting me on to fail, at the end of the day they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life they had before," James said. "They have the same personal problems they had to today. I’m going to continue to live the way I want to live and continue to do the things that I want with me and my family and be happy with that."
Yes, James could leave in his Bentley or Rolls Royce or Maybach or whatever vehicle he chose to drive. He could, indeed, go home to his mansion where his personal chef might have a five-star meal waiting. Then off to his plush bed with 1,500-thread-count sheets. In a few days, it’ll be off on a private jet for a needed vacation.
The vast majority of those who toasted his defeat will wake up and go to work on Monday morning.
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The weirdest thing is...
and it shows just how completely out of touch that dude is, while he’s telling his “haters” how much better he is than they are so it doesn’t matter that they hate him, his supporters aren’t any different from what he just described and yet, they also have to go back to their lives tomorrow.
Oh, and also Lebron, it ain’t working. We can all tell this shit bothers you.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 4:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Also...
from his Twitter:
The Greater Man upstairs know when it’s my time. Right now isn’t the time.
about 6 hours ago via Echofon
Now or Never!!
1:27 AM Jun 9th via Echofon
So which is it? Is it now or never implying you will either step up and win or you never will? Or is it you won’t win until the “Greater Man upstairs” (Which, surely you aren’t implying that you’re the great man down here, right?) says it’s your time but it’s not Mike Miller’s time or Mario Chalmers’ time? Or does it not matter that you weren’t good because it wasn’t your time by the decree of some entity’s preordained wishes so trying wouldn’t have even mattered anyway and the opponent didn’t actually win it was just God’s time for them?
Lebron is such an awkward A-Rod.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 5:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Daaaaang....
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 13, 2011 5:59 AM CDT up reply actions
He sort of forgot the six or so years where Dirk could race up the court and dunk on shotblockers...
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Greatness.....two of my favorite quotes from that story....
Rick Carlisle said. "Come on, how often do we have to hear about the LeBron James(notes) Reality Show? When are people going to talk about the purity of the game and what these guys accomplished?"
James will win championships, but he’ll never enjoy a moment so singularly pure as Nowitzki did. He’ll never have this connection to a franchise and a fandom, a communion of shared struggle and pursuit and angst.
and let’s not be so sure about James winning those championships…..a bit of humility would serve him well….
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 13, 2011 7:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Congrats Mavs fans...
hopefully this won’t be the last championship celebrated in DFW this year.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Deal With It
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by Hamboner on Jun 13, 2011 2:53 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Awesome
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 13, 2011 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
This is way late, but it's awesome.
This guy has some bad ass Mavericks championship wallpapers on his site at deviantart.com
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
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