OT afternoon delight
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 1:22 PM CDT
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speaking of afternoon delight......... any crazy sexcapades from you LSB dudes and dudettes? I once drove 9 hours from WF to Corpus Christi to hook up with a girl... stupid, stupid, stupid.
So a bunch of LSBers are meeting at angrydome island apparently saturday night? what are the details?
Which current and former ranger would you like to have a beer/coffee with? ill go current: moreland former: cliff lee!
If you won 200 million dollar powerball what is the first huge purchase you would make? My first thing would be renting a sweet place in vegas and flying all my friends down to party for a week.
last... can I bum a ciggerrette?
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So a bunch of LSBers are meeting at angrydome island apparently saturday night?
Saturday’s game is a day game…
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
ahhh hell... no way im going to a day game saturday.. that would be miserable
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to that game since we're celebrating my friend's 21st at the Ballpark
It’s gonna be a hot one…
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I've never had 4 Loko
but from what I’ve heard, that’s some serious shit
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
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1. No cool stories here.
2. Already addressed that question.
3. Current: Dutch. Former: Cliff Lee
4. I’d pay my college tuition, and give a significant amount to my parents.
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
I'm assuming that I take the cash option and end up with about 40-50 mil after taxes.
First, pay off all debt and buy some really fancy paper to print my 2 weeks notice on.
Second, buy second home somewhere cool (temperature-wise), like Colorado.
Third, buy a comic book/gaming shop.
Fourth, become Comic Shop Guy.
Best. Plan. Ever.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
Hmm...
1. None
2. None
3. I don’t drink either.
4. A house for my parents.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I don't like that Ford has mocked us two draft-and-stash Euros.
I want to say it seems lazy, but we have done it quite a bit.
But if Honeycutt and JaJuan Johnson are both there, I’ll be pretty mad if we go Mirotic or Bertans.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
same.
landing jajuan would make me very happy.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
He's several notches below Honeycutt for me.
I don’t like reading that he makes dumb plays. Still, somebody today compared him to Tyrus Thomas, and that would be delicious.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Where'd you read he made dumb plays?
I haven’t heard that about him… of course the press here is going to be super positive on him, as he was easily our best player last year.
The first thing that popped up in my mind
Is that Ford said his basketball IQ seems to be an issue.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I could see it
He’s probably not the savviest guy, but I didn’t notice any glaring issues either. Of course, I don’t claim to know basketball all that well either. He’s got some offensive skills, and can block shots though. I’d prefer to see the Mavs get somebody a little bigger (he’s tall but skinny), but they could definitely do a lot worse.
from my perspective, given the pretty thin crop for this draft
its apparent that more than likely, whoever we draft is going to be somewhat of a work in progress. Like you, i dont want another draft and stash euro. Sure, there are guys ahead of jajuan i would like a honeycut or a morris.
but jujuan seems like a pretty level headed kid who has a serious knack for scoring in many different ways, and would be a great addition to an already pretty youthful bench.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
The treasury should mint more dollar coins
them shits are awesome
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
helicopter
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Roughriders
How much do the Roughriders cost?
Cheap.
How about you check out this site.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Was he talking about buying the team or tickets?
I was unsure.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
But my mind did NOT go here
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Answers
speaking of afternoon delight……… any crazy sexcapades from you LSB dudes and dudettes?
NOPE. I HOPE TO HAVE SOME STORIES SOMEDAY THOUGH.
So a bunch of LSBers are meeting at angrydome island apparently saturday night? what are the details?
I WISH I WAS GOING.
Which current and former ranger would you like to have a beer/coffee with?
CURRENT: ELVIS ELVIS
FORMER: MARLON BYRD
If you won 200 million dollar powerball what is the first huge purchase you would make?
A VACATION HOME SOMEWHERE AWESOME.
last… can I bum a ciggerrette?
SORRY, BRO. I DON’T SMOKE. AND LIKELY NEVER WILL.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
He just seems like a fun, laid back guy
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
There is this crazy girl who I went out with once months and months ago.
And she texts me out of the blue quite frequently, and I really don’t ever respond. Mostly because her texts are huge red flags. For example – last night she sent me all these texts in the span of 15 minutes, and I didn’t see the first one until she had sent the third one:
1. Hi
2. Why do u hate me so much?
3. Why can’t we just be friends?
4. Sorry for bothering you.
Can you imagine if you were actually dating this chick? She’d flip out if you didn’t immediately answer every text. She is crazy….
Did you hit it?
Crazy chicks like that are usually crazier in the sack.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
No, we went out for drinks once and sent her on her way after.
I guess I should clarify that some of the texts she sends me are photos of herself naked. This has been going on for like 4 months now….very rarely are they naked photos, but not complaining about that part.
did you send her pics of your bulge?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd hit it then change your number...
A chick like that has to shag like a minx, right?
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
did you send anything back like "thanks!"
or did you just ignore them? or did you critique her physique
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see a downside here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I've had a couple like that.
One of them eventually stopped, and another did not.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
At one point...
She told me she was thinking about moving back to New York, but she didn’t want to, and if she did, she would be devastated and that it would be all my fault.
Well
She isn’t actively stalking me and I don’t think she’d stab me or something if I saw her, so it’s not that big of a deal. I figure she’ll eventually stop texting me.
I couldn't figure that out.
It was way more hassle than I thought it should be. I just quit and had my girlfriend threaten her with violence.
Yes, I understand the reversal of gender roles.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
There may be something like that for AT&T, I just couldn't find it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Also, I had swine flu and was working 50-60 hours a week over that stretch.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I went to lunch an hour early so I'd be here for a client meeting.
And they cancelled moments before it was supposed to kick off. T_T
give me some details on your restaraunt idea... you should open up a hipster hibachi place
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Arcade Fire-grilled chicken.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jun 21, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
lol.. winner winner.. arcade fire grilled chicken dinner!
reccomendation to you max!
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
let me try this game: mumford & son dried tomato spaghetti
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Godspeed You Black Emperor Crab
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Fruit Salad, Minus The Pear.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jun 21, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
This rec, I'll leave it right here.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Ahahahaha
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
You can do that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
And they will know us by the trail of the bread crumbs
by philclark on Jun 21, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Reuben sandwiches with Russian Circles dressing
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
by RCCook on Jun 21, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
this is like the hispter music version of the red sox espn commerical
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Good one
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah
No hibachi. If you want to learn more, I’ll get you an NDA and the PPM when it’s ready.
Had a super long tedious meeting with this girl last Sunday about scheduling, how much you pay people, and various operating budget stuff. VERY TEDIOUS
i can be your weekend bartender? im an amateur mixologist.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
one of the most glorious subthreads ever in LSB history
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
not bad at all
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This is pretty interesting
especially when you look at how each state answered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVsaLj6pcFA&feature=player_embedded
Ugh...
that just frustrates me, although you can’t really expect most of those girls to be very bright.
Believe what you want, but don’t give an answer like you believe everyone should be open to learning things and then say it shouldn’t be taught. You just contradicted you big dummy.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
It is sad that that is the question that is asked,
instead of it being assumed by everyone to be what should be taught by default.
x
1. No, not really. Plus there isn’t really anything I’d be willing to share.
2. Dunno but I’ll be going so give me details.
3. Current: Derek Holland. Former: Ivan Rodriguez.
4. Every record that I’ve ever wanted.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I am in a basketball league that starts this week
I am anxious to see how I respond in organized competitive team sports, since I haven’t played in any since 2003…. other than dodge ball but that was for fun.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Where at?
I need to get more involved in this type of stuff. One night a week playing softball just doesn’t do it for me anymore.
They draft you
There is an A and a B league. No one really knows me there so I am in the B league. I actually prefer being in the lesser league so I can get me feet under me and hopefully do work.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
is that different than the petroleum club?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
that’s the Petroleum Club. The Fort Worth Club is where they give the Davey O’Brien trophy… also the same club as the Heisman in New York. If I go to New York it transfers there.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I'm playing flag football now in Richardson.
Haven’t played since 2003. I’m 23, and feel 43, with some of these former college players running circles around me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I could only play offense.
I can’t cover anyone… I was decent at safety in college. I am actually good at offense though.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I play both sides of the ball
I’m not very fast, but I catch most balls thrown my way, so I make for a decent tight end/dump off receiver.
Defense though, I end up covering the other teams center, cause that’s the only way I don’t get burned, lol
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I play QB or TE type player
I am good at throwing and catching things. I just don’t run well… and I play QB like Drew Bledsoe
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I'm interested in a kickball league that is supposedly starting up soon out here.
Should be fun.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Are there any other LSBers that live in Tyler?
You should invite Matches.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
Kickball league in FTW is pretty popular
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Lonestarball.com needs a softball team or kickball team
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 1:54 PM CDT reply actions
Why aren't you banned?
You violated Adam’s rule.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He told me to go fuck myself.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Which you did, and you are ever so much more pleasant now.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
OH COME ON, DEL GRATO.
He was supporting an argument about Mitch’s raw power with HR distances and announcer commentary.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm not commenting on the merits of your arguments.
I was making a cheap masturbation joke, which tend to be popular in this internet establishment.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a freaking joke from the start
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
yes it does.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
It needs to be AJM's wedding pic with Ben in the background.
Then a picture of a pear on the back.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Ha ha
Numbers in the pear?
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
YES
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
ill play left right center field and bat cleanup
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
2B, bat third.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll catch or DH
I’m sorta like Napoli- not a great catcher, but where else are you going to put me?
I also don’t have a ton of power, but I can rake doubles all fucking day, and run hard for a fat guy. So you’ll probably want me batting sixth or seventh.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
I'm kind of similar
only I am an OBP machine who should have more power but due to shitty mechanics does not.
Right field, 8th in the lineup.
Yes but assuming this gets off the ground...
I would move.
(NOTE: This is almost assuredly never getting off the ground)
I get walks and infield singles.
Yep.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Heh
I was always jealous of the guys who hit HR’s, but once I found my niche- smack the ball towards the outfield gaps, and run as hard as I could- it didn’t bother me so much.
Since most softball outfielders can’t throw for shit, I’d usually get a double or triple if I hit the ball correctly.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
I was an automatic double.
I hit oppo tacos all the time and it would land either in front of the RF or down the line. Usually Russell from Adam Sandler’s bit is playing in RF so i’m good to go.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Thats why im so valuable in the OF
I have range to get to most balls in the air and ive thrown out several guys trying to take an extra base
Can't drink beers an play real baseball
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I call catcher
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
too late
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
2B
Not that fast, but I’m pretty sure handed. I’ll also cuss like Ian.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I love that picture
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
bring it!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
First.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I am tall, but fuck 1st base
I hate catching shittily thrown soft balls
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Please throw 100 with excellent movement.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Is he Neftali Feliz?
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
No, but why let that stop him?
I believe in him!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I could throw upper 80's about a decade ago
but this is slow pitch softball
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Sigh. Ok, Eddie Guardado of the softball league it is.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I just assume most people can't hit Eddie
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
You can tell the opposing manager to stop talking every inning.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I will step off the mound to piss
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
ok, dave anderson
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't want me.
I suck.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This sounds like a great idea
But I can totally see it degenerating into an argument over who should bat first because of their higher OBP.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Who cares about that?
It’s all about who can bunt better and is fast.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
everyone on our team has a negative WAR!!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
What's a replacement level softball player like?
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
Josey can pitch for us.
I heard he struck out 16 little leaguers once.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Nah, he gets too emotional after a loss.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
NO!
his father taught him to be an emotionless strikeout machine.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
If that were true
Someone somewhere must have divided by 0.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I should bat first because I can't advance baserunners.
If I bat ninth, there’s the chance I’ll get the 8th hitter out. At least batting first, I don’t run that risk when the game starts.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
X
1. I’ve already told mine before.
2. I’ll be at OU, so I’m unfortunately out :(
3. Former: Kenny Rogers Current: Derek Holland or Feldman
4. Pay off student loans/enroll at NYU Film School, and make Spike Lee/James Franco teach every single one of my classes.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Just don't hold a camera in front of Kenny...
/hadto
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Bad Teacher looks like the worst movie ever right?
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And so the Cameron Diaz debate starts right back going...
The previews looked funny to me but I couldn’t get over skeletor staring in it.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I will not see any movie that Cameron Diaz is supposed to be "hot."
She is terrifying with those dead doll eyes, hanging, loose skin, wasted away physique, blank looks, inability to move her brow, and basic grossness.
CD looks like a corpse.
would i fuck her? absolutely.
is she hot? fuck no
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
If she wasn't famous would you?
I would because she’s rich and famous. If she wasn’t either of those, no way.
I would hit it either way
as long as she is wearing make-up
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
That's why I did Rosanne Bar.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
exactly this
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
It's going to have to settle for second worst this year...
that damn robot movie with Hugh Jackman already has that title.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
The trailer for that amused me.
Because it seemed like a typical drama movie where the father was a boxer and had all the usual stuff from a realistic film.
And some robots.
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Pretty sure...
that Sucker Punch, Season of the Witch, and several others have already said FUCK YOU to several of these films.
Both those movies where awesome.
Granted, the second one wasn’t until the devil zombie monks, but: motherfucking devil zombie monks!!!
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Season of the Witch I made it maybe an hour into
it wasn’t even like So Bad It’s Good… it was just… ugh.
Well, I actually find Nicolas Cage highly amusing, so I'm probably a little different than the average moviegoer.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
i want that movie to be awesome
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I will see it
Mostly for Jason Segel and Justin TImberlake
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
timberlake is one of those dudes that,
he could cure cancer, and i would still think he is a tool
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what's amazing to me.
They haven’t even been able to edit the ads in such a way that it looks like anything other than a really stupid comedy.
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1. Had a few crazy times with one of my girlfriends: we had a run-in with the cops while having sex in a car; we made out once on the hill overlooking Mark Holtz Lake, and then we had post-breakup sex a couple times.
2. No idea.
3. Former: Rusty Greer. Current: Mike Napoli.
4. Pay off my debts, give my family and a couple select friends some cash, then retire to a life of luxury. Breakfasts in Europe, attend any live sporting event I want anywhere in the world, maybe learn a few languages, take some classes, and if I still have some change left over, buy a politician. Every other rich person has one!
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
u want to drink with mike napoli? probably get the herp.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Not unless we're sharing beer mugs
Which is doubtful, because I kinda have a thing about sharing cups with people.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Haven't done that since college
Mostly because I suck at them.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
i played flip cup last weekend!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
flip, flip, flip a delphia
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Haven't lost a game of flip cup...yeah
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I've never played flip cup.
Connections, on the other hand, gets me druuuuuuunk.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
What is Connections?
My friends and I were always big on Circle of Death, which sounds more ominous than it actually is.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Circle of Death the same thing as King's Cup?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know, here's a quick rundown of the rules
Spread a deck of cards face down on a table (or the floor like we did when we were young…ha). Each player takes turn pulling a card.
1-5 = Person who draws takes that many drinks
6-10 = Person who draws delegates drinks to other players (can be all to one or some to all)
J = I Never: Person who draws says something they’ve never done, and if others in the circle have done it, they drink.
Q = Questions: Players must carry on a conversation composed solely of questions until someone messes up. That person drinks and you move on.
K = Categories: Choose a topic (MLB teams, names, etc.) and go around the circle naming things in this category in alphabetical order. The person who messes up or blanks drinks and you move on.
A = Rule: The person who draws this card gets to make a rule for the rest of the game. For example, you might drink everytime someone says “the” or one guy I know made us play the rest of the game sans shirt.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh the concept's similar, but the rules are different
Each card has its own rule in King’s Cup.
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, here they are, per Wikipedia
Ace “Waterfall” To perform a “Waterfall”, each player starts drinking their beverage, depending on the direction of the game (whether you are picking cards clockwise or counterclockwise). No player can stop drinking until the player before them stops drinking.
2 “You” The player who drew the card assigns someone to take a drink.
3 “Me” The player who drew the card takes a drink.
4 “Whores” All participating women must drink
5 “Jive” Play the hand jive game until someone messes up, that person has to drink.
6 “Dicks” All participating guys must drink.
7 “Heaven” All players must point toward the sky. The last player to point must drink.
8 “Date/Mate” Pick a person to drink with you for the rest of the game.
9 “Rhyme” The player who drew the 9 says a phrase, then the players go around in the circle saying phrases that rhyme with the original. No phrase may be said twice, the first player who can not come up with a phrase, or says a phrase that doesn’t rhyme must drink.
10 “Categories” The player who drew the jack picks a category such as “sports teams” or “bands from the ’90s,” the players then go around in the circle saying items from that category, the first player who can not think of an item or says something not in the category (or if all items have been exhausted) must drink.
Jack “Make a Rule” Create a rule that all the players must obey until the end of the game. Example rules include, “If you touch your face, take a drink” or “If you swear, take a drink,” etc.
Queen “Question Master” Whoever draws this card becomes the “Question Master”. Whenever they ask you a question, you are not allowed to answer them. You can still talk to them as long as you’re not answering a question they asked you. If tricked into answering a “Question Master” you must take one drink. This person is the “Question Master” until someone else draws a queen.
King “cup rule” cup rule
joker “remove” remove a piece of clothing. no socks, shoes, hats, accesories. Only tops or bottoms -
I’ve never played the Joker rule…
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, didn't catch that
I do too
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd have to have a list of these rules
or I’d forget
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I always forget some rules haha
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh, most people remember as a group anyway.
The only quick reaction one is 7-Heaven.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I'm really bad at explaining shit so hopefully this make sense.
Played with three or more players, preferably. However, two can play by each playing more than one hand. Deal out all the cards evenly (hence 5 players, 5 even piles). Each player has his her own pile. No looking at your pile.
One person starts by turning their top card over. For example, a 5 of clubs. The next person turns over a 9 of clubs. Therefore the 1st person must drink 5(sips) and the 2nd person must drink 9. Lets say the next person also threw a club (a Jack). Then everyone once again must drink their number (Aces high).
The first two people have now drank twice off of their one card. Hence the name connection…, if any card around the table is CONNECTED (not across) to the card next to them by suit or number, then they must drink their number. Very simple game, 2 rounds will cause even the best of drinkers to feel something.
First time I played it, I ended up drinking 3 beers within the first 15 minutes; I think we played for at least an hour that night.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Oh damn
That game goes by pretty quickly
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah and it forgot to mention that a connection can be either by suit OR number.
If you ever play it, make sure you have a lot of beer with you.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Keystone Light...
vomits
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
vomits out of joy, you mean
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
I've actually never had Keystone Light
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Shiner for me, thanks.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Amen
Also Blue Moon
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely not.
I refuse to drink that, now that I’m out of college.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That's why I wrote "vomits"
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions
what the fuck?
i was sucking back on Natty Lights this weekend
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
You, my friend, need to stop drinking shitty beer.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
by drummermoe on Jun 21, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cosigned
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
There's nothing wrong with shitty beer
A cold High Life on a hot day after doing manual labor tastes amazing. A Oak-Aged Stout on a chilly night is also equally amazing. Beer snobbiness sucks. I’m a beer lover.
Drinking Natty Light
is like drinking piss water.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I agree with this to a point
But god, Keystone in a can is just awful. It doesn’t even taste like beer, it tastes like can.
Good gravy!
“Oh thank you! Actually it’s just brown and water.”
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
There are many things wrong with shitty beer.
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THIS.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Please feel free to list them
And don’t use taste. It’s extremely subjective.
Are you saying that they are brewed badly? Because an American Light Lager is extremely difficult to brew well. There are no big flavors to hide flaws behind.
Of course it's the taste.
If you like it, you should drink it. That doesn’t mean the taste isn’t a problem, that means it’s not a problem for you.
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hm
If you don’t like it, you shouldn’t drink it. That doesn’t mean the taste is a problem, that means it’s a problem for you.
wrong.
when you are drinking to get drunk, it doesn’t matter what the beer tastes like.
i don’t drink shitty beer except when i am just trying to get fucked up
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
"When you are drinking to get drunk. . ."
Explains so much.
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I do it
I like being drunk sometimes
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
huh?
what does it explain?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
And we've established that you would drink the oil in my car if it could get you drunk.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Indigestion fuel.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
oh yeah, this game is the fastest way
to get drunk
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
It sounds like it
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
We should all get together and play it one day.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
To our defense we went to the same place as the last time we were both at a mini tailgate.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Yeah, and this time, the douches we knew were replaced by other douches.
Wave-starting douches.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
*I mean the people in the original spot, not Keynes/Herbie
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i am available to drink with anyone on this board,
whenver they want, for as long as they want
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
okay, not whenever,
i have been out of pocket a lot recently, but yeah, i need to fucking catch a drink with you guys
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
This sounds like a great idea
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Never played Connections...
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh
Yeah, I gave up drinking games around age 22-23. Not only did I suck at them, but once I met Ms. Mary Jane, alcohol was pretty much an afterthought.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Hmm
1. Nothing major as I am a boring ass married guy, but in my single days, I was living in Tulsa and met a girl from Albuquerque online.. we drove and met in Amarillo for a weekend of fun.
2. I will not be.
3. Current: Chris Davis (if he counts), Former: Nolan
4. The question is… what the fuck wouldn’t I do? I’d definitely finance a film that I otherwise would probably never write. Big ass house, fancy cars, hire personalized coaches for rec league baseball, etc.
Ok, I'm calling bullshit on your story.
Even amazing sex can’t make a weekend in Amarillo fun.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Meh...
we barely saw Amarillo.
Like a couple of shitty chain type restaurants, we killed some time in a Hasting’s, and that was pretty much it.
Of course, that being said, in the long run, wasn’t worth it. She met someone that didn’t live 10 hours away like 2 weeks later.
I got my first Asian chick in Amarillo
who knew?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Whoa. An Asian in Amarillo?
That is truly a once in a lifetime story.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I was at Chili's and Bridget the Midget was dancing next door at some classy joint
I stayed at Chili’s
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Ah yes, we've discussed this.
Nothing like Midget night at the strip joint off of I-20.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
met online?
it amazes me people actually do this
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Myspace around 2005 was the shit for that
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
What was best was when you would randomly see some chick you were hitting on
on Myspace out at the bar… It was easy business after that.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Yeah, definitely pulled a bit of myspace tail back in the day
that being said, I’m really much happier married. Being single is just too much fucking work.
1 in 5 relationships begins online these days
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
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How many people do online dating? And you’re saying that you honestly believe that of all people on this earth that are in relationships, one in FIVE met online? There is no fucking way.
One in five NEW relationships are met online.
And if you consider twitter followers and Facebook connections in there, I don’t think it’s that far off.
I think you’re also considering all the one night stand hookups in your calculations. That would certainly water down the ratio. But I can also agree with you that one in five is a little optimistic.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yeah I met an Olympian online last year.
When he came into town, we hooked up and sort of dated for a bit. And that’s the extent of what I’m telling you about my sex life.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I think I take it to mean the US, or maybe first world society.
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Almost all of my friends in relationships met online
Except for those who met in high school/college
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
True
I’m just saying, it’s not as uncommon as you might think.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
It might be
I don’t know how they got those numbers, to be honest. These days, it’s the easiest way to meet people. Unless you’re me.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
But your lack of belief in it is also based on anecdote.
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No it's not.
I haven’t cited any anecdotal evidence. I’m saying common sense dictates that the 1 in 5 ratio is way off.
No, it's not common sense. It's what your experience influences you to believe.
Common sense is that neither of us has any meaningful amount of evidence to have a great idea.
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No, common sense says that there is no possible way 1 in 5 relationships started online.
Online meeting is a very recent thing. You know how many relationships there are on earth?
Common sense says that ratio is horseshit.
I think it's 1 in 5 new relationships
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
It's recent, but so are new relationships, so that's irrelevant.
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Correct.
FP… you wrong.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I'm really not.
But regardless, this debate is retarded. I’m saying it doesn’t make sense, all of you are saying it does, and the only evidence we have is philkid and micah saying they know lots of people that met online. There is no solving this here.
You have no evidence to disprove them.
Your anecdotal experience outweighs theirs?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I am not offering any anecdotal evidence at all.
I have said that. I don’t think anecdotal evidence weighs for dick or squat.
So how can you say that Match.com's claim of 1 in 5 new relationships is false?
You initiated the process of calling bullshit.
But you have nothing to support that it’s bullshit other than it doesn’t what… sound right?
Not everyone does the bar/hipster thing.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Continuing to say it's common sense doesn't make you correct, though.
Kind of like when people say RBIs are a skill stat because it’s common sense.
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No. Not even a little. I am saying my argument is based in common sense. Matchst1ck keeps saying it is based on anecdotal evidence. I am confining my “common sense” statements to his classification of my opinions.
I'm pretty sure you don't actually mean common sense
There is nothing non-sensical about believing that online dating makes up 20% of all relationships. I think you mean personal experience
Only one way to find out.
5 of us – including you – set up Match.com profiles and then see if 1 of us starts a relationship.
I think it's LSB law.
at some point, someone on the site is going to end up being a major fucking beating.
Kind of like the Dead Bin Laden thread
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
My friend described it perfectly
It’s like digging in a sewer for diamonds, and once you do find them, albeit very rarely, it’s glorious. But the rest of the time it’s shit.
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I can never figure out why I see the same threads over and over...
Can someone explain that to me?
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Because the percentage of users that have an original thought on there is extremely low
Most are stupid little brats that regurgitate previous stuff.
4chan really is a good example of the worst of humanity all around.
/b/ especially.
I don’t usually have trouble finding a good discussion on /v/.
/sp/ is funny, but since it’s 99% trolling other fans, it’s not usually worth talking on.
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We found a picture of a guy from high school on there once
They were making fun of him for his girl friend. It was a trippy moment.
I've seen a girl I know cam whoring.
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Yep
Met a girl at a New Year’s Eve party at my friend’s house, two weeks later he shows me a picture of her in all her spread-eagled glory. Also a trippy moment.
Im pretty sure new means a relationship that has just formed or formed recently
The ad may indeed be stupid but I think the numbers they throw around are pretty accurate. In this day and age of long work days, single moms with kids who can’t go bar-hopping all the time, and the internet era all play a big role and so imagining 20% of new relationships starting online isn’t much of a stretch at all.
Hell they could probably say 30% and it wouldn’t strike me as too out of whack
This is the thing.
It’s one thing to question, but the only way you assume it’s way off is if you’re out of touch.
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I agree
I think FP is the type of guy who hasn’t ever done the online thing and has always met women through the traditional methods whether that be work, bars, through friends, etc and so to him its impossible to imagine that such a high percentage of people meet online.
I think this is fair.
But regardless, I know a whole lot of nonmarried people in their 20s and 30s, and I don’t think i know one person who has met anyone they are now or have ever been in a relationship with online. If we are comparing anecodtal evidence, or being out of touch, or whatever you want to call it, that is the background of my viewpoint.
That's fine.
But just like all of us, that’s SSS. The thing is, no one on the other side said it’s definitely right. They said it’s easy to believe because of their anecdotal experience.
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Maybe this will make you feel better if I phrase it like this:
I find it extremely hard to believe that such ratio is correct, for a variety of reasons.
And the response is:
Many of us find it easy to believe that the ratio could be correct for a variety of reasons.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
it sounds ridiculously high to me,
but i have no proof either way
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not only phrased differently. . .
. . . it has a completely different meaning.
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You don't see how "there is no way in hell x equals y" is different from "I don't think x equals y?"
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
No.
C is a bit nicer since it has less stuff welded onto it to make it an evil mutant templating bastard, but still way too verbose.
Most statements are one line; you should only have to use a character to indicate something in the non-expected case.
I don't like C++ cause the std::vector type "template library" stuff has a tendency to give you really really really annoying and long compiler errors when it screws up.
And then I’m saying: most statements are really short and fit on one line, like
x=5
x = x + 3
Every once in a while you’ll have a long one where you want to split it onto multiple lines to make it easier to read.
But since the former case happens more often than the latter case, I like languages where by default it uses endline as “end statement” and you have to use a \ or something to continue a statement across lines.
10-4
That would have made life a lot easier than searching through hundreds of lines to find where I forgot to put a damn semicolon.
Yep.
But I know some people who will argue that semicolons are good and that they make languages are better somehow (usually while talking snobbishly about how “scripting languages” suck). Next time I run into one of them I’m going to point out that newline is a character, so actually those languages do have statement terminating characters (I hadn’t thought of this before when arguing with them).
I'm not even sure it's in the top 1-2% of my nerdiest posts here.
I might be saying that’s a bad thing… :D
Yeah it's not nearly as nerdy as the railgun delivery method or space elevator discussion, imo
This is way basic compared to that.
I think it's the "newline IS a character"
thing that got me. There’s nothing nerdier than arguing the tiniest details of whatever the hell you’re arguing about.
I'd say over one year, multiple years in a row if I were determining that.
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We don't know that until we know they're wrong.
You haven’t proven it yet.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I never said there's no way in hell it's wrong.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Right
You said it is true, and the only reason I dispute it is because I’m out of touch. There is no way for either of us to prove this claim here and now…which is why this debate has kind of reached its conclusion.
Did I say it's true?
Or that I find it easy to believe it’s true?
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You know
someone could have done this instead of just guessing:
by ab03 on Jun 21, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shh. You'll ruin it with your research.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
it's not a very good paper
and doesn’t answer the question.
But going off of that, you would think new relationships mean either last 5 years or last year
Interesting, but yeah, doesn't really answer my questions.
I also found it odd that they required a rather large % of those polled to have used online dating within the last five years.
It’s like doing a poll and concluding that 50% of americans watch cartoons in the last 5 years, and requiring that 25% of those polled to have watched cartoons. Very strange.
But also
you read that poll wrong. The larger questions of new relationships was not taken from a sample of online dating users. It was supposed to be general populace (income > $30K)
3000 were required to have used online dating within the last 5 years.
It’s under the “Research Panel” subheading.
No
That group was only asked questions related specifically to online dating
They had three population samples and asked multiple questions to each sample. The sample that was asked about how they started their relationship was from the “General population”
Holy shit, dude
If you don’t end up agreeing with me, I am going to be forced to assume you are either a headstrong or just dense.
That is exactly what it says. It describes each sample. Then next to each question, in parenthesis, it says which sample they asked the question. For the question we are concerned with, it says:
Prevalence of Online Dating as a way of Meeting People Among Singles (General Study:
N=2525)
General Study. General study =
General Survey: 2525 US adults age 18+ with incomes > $ 30,000
No qualification about whether they had previously online dated, unlike the previous sample.
However, since general study includes single people, and the question makes no sense for single people, the question was further restricted to “recently commited relationships.” I know that because the column heading says:
Recently in
Committed
Relationship
(N = 1025
How can you possibly argue this?
Headstrong?
FP?!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Each table is from a different sample group.
I don’t get what either you or I am not understanding, because we are clearly interpreting this study differently.
Yes
Each table is from a different sample group. The question that lead to the “1 in 5” statistic came from the last question. That last question they asked the General Study sample. The General Study sample is not made up of people that used online dating as a prerequisite.
What don’t you understand?
Table 5 is not using the entire surveyed group.
None of the tables do. How the number Table 5 represents is being applied to the other groups is confusing me, since they already have results for those other sampled groups…
Keep in mind...
Statistics is the only class I have ever gotten a D in. Very possible I simply don’t understand the results.
Fuck Calculus.
Also second semester Spanish II in high school. Wait, that may have actually been a D after all.
U + Me = Us
/2Ge+her
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Lol Calc 3 at least
Hated that class. Having a teacher + TA that were terribly deficient in English did not help things either.
Stupidest thing I did was blow it off entirely after I knew I wouldn't get higher than a D.
An F vs a D does a number on your GPA even when you’ve got 100 other hours.
My German II highschool teacher did everything hse could to fail me.
I had to eventually get the principal to instruct her that I should get an A and not an F on a project (I shit you not). I bet it burned that bitch up that I got an A in there.
The questions in Table 5 and Table 6
were only asked of the General Study Group, which is the last group, which consisted of 1500 single people and 1025 newly commited relationship people who earn over 30K but have not necessarily online dated in the past.
It’s not being applied to the other groups. Forget the other groups. Think of this as 6 independent questions with six independent samples.
Oh I think I see.
It’s ignoring the other 10k sampled people because they were questioned for something else, so they took the 2525 people as just a random sampling of the population, so that’s where they got the 1 in 5?
You didn't already assume FP is headstrong?
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Something else
eHarmony’s study, by Harris Interactive (2009), estimates that 18.52% of new marriages in 2008 and the first half of 2009 were of couples who met on the Internet (10.84% using online dating sites).
Of the relationships I encounter on a daily basis, more than half of them among people my age or younger met online.
Primarily Facebook through friends.
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Isn't that according to a commercial for an online dating site?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yes
Match.com
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I met my husband online
about twelve years ago now :P
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Userfriendly.org
They started up a personals site called Peer 2 Peer networking. They were really, really lopsided on the male side (duh) so even though I wasn’t looking at all at the time, I put my profile up.
He was the second person to respond. (The first, by the way, eventually proposed to some girl onstage at A-Kon. I dodged a HUGE bullet there.)
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
No, it was the A-Kon a few years ago
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I've dated a couple girls I met online. Only one got serious at all, and then she got a little crazy.
I’ve hung out with tons of people I’ve met online. I’m not sure what makes that unusual. You need a face and voice to determine someone is a person whose company you could enjoy? It’s a big deal if you’re wrong?
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I never understood it either
We “met” about three weeks before we met in person, and in that time we traded huge amounts of communication – really long emails, and we would IM all the time we were both online.
So by the time we had our first actual date we already knew we were very compatible.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I have never hooked up with an LSBer
as far as I know… since I am not gay I would say the odds were on no.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I've never hooked up with an LSBer
Unless it’s someone I knew more than twelve years ago and don’t know they are on LSB.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I doubt a LSBer has ever hooked up with another LSBer who they didn't know prior to LSB.
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Can you imagine the hilarity though??
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Or the fan post?
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
TDT and IamNeftali should just take the plunge.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
One of the girls I met online is a FanGraphs and SB Nation poster.
And a member of LSB who has posted on LSB.
So that’s probably the closest.
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I've met people at the ballpark who turned out to be LSBers
which is….. weird, actually.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I don't think it'd be a bad way to meet
At least you have something in common. I’d be open to it, but given my geographic location, it won’t happen. So I can safely say that. Ha ha.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I used to post on a message board that had at least six relationships I can think of off the top of my head start.
It was a sports board, so there you go.
Two are engaged, two are broken up, one is married, and the other I don’t know.
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First fanpost DUDE I HOOKED UP WITH THIS CHICK AT A RANGERS GAME!
SO MANY Eggs Benedict to be served.
LOL... we met online asshole.. you trying to say something?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm also not trying to fuck you
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I met my wife online.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
How much was the shipping?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
by jam0152 on Jun 21, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Free.
It was a holiday weekend.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Why?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I don't know, it just would have been funny to me.
I assumed it was BG when I read it, then was disappointed.
Ouch.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's not offense to you, I promise.
It’s just that BG and Match have a history. They may be best buds now for all I know.
Who can deny a Beatles / Coke / Anti-NBA Ref Conspiracy based love?
Plus, I admitted I fucked up, which is always a crowd pleaser.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
I still made fun of you elsewhere in this thread though.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah... but you only do that 1-2% of the time.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
i don't know about you sometimes
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
When you don't go to either bars or church.
It’s a good way to meet people.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
This
It’s really hard to meet people. Especially if you live in a small town where social events are limited, at best.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
it's not that hard to meet people
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
It is for me
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
This
and the bar thing was NEVER my thing – I’m shy and nerdy. There’s just no way I’d be out in bars if I were single now.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
On the rare occasion I go to a bar
I’m there to hang out with my friends, not meet anyone. I’d probably be pretty unapproachable in a bar, to be honest. And even if I saw someone I was interested in, there’s no way I’d approach them. I have a hard enough time sending winks and messages online. Digital rejection is bad enough. Face-to-face would be worse.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm not saying i actually ever meet anyone in a bar,
i get rejected 100% of the time.
but it’s so exciting!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I just love getting rejected
and coming home and using my tears as lube.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jun 21, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
A hand job is better when the stripper is crying.
by River Fenix on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
yikes.
you get my email, btw?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah. I'll give you a shout later in the week.
Get a game plan going for Sat. If we don’t tailgate, that Boomer Jack’s place is pretty awesome I thought. Course we can always head there from the game, and just rely on meeting random girls who are willing to let us all crash at their place and don’t mind their panty drawer being raided.
Well with that itinerary, how could Saturday possibly go wrong?!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
right??
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
(4) Profit
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Name was Russel.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah, I only really go to bars to hang with friends too.
I’m too fucking shy to go up to any guy I may be interested in, whether be in a bar or elsewhere.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I lose my shyness with a little bit of liquor.
But that doesn’t mean things work out well.
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liquid courage
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm definitely more talkative when drinking.
But no amount of alcohol has been enough to overcome my inability to go up to a guy I don’t know.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
just to say "hi?"
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Cannot say hi to a stranger.
Can. Not.
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Me either.
But if they say hi to me, it’s no problem. I’ll chat with them all day.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
Some to think of it, I'm just not comfortable making the first move.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Come to think of it*
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
You're among friends.
You’re attractive, though. Get a wing girl who tells a guy to approach you. He won’t care about the weirdness of that because. . .
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See, I need a wingwoman
I’ve been one (very successfully) for a few friends.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I can be the most friendly motherfucker under certain conditions.
In others I have fairly severe social anxiety. I don’t know why my brain does the shit it does.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
Nope. Not even to say "hi."
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Me too
I definitely become more chatty, but I won’t approach a guy I don’t know. Unless he’s the brother of the hot musician my brother hired to play for my birthday?
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, I'm the same way.
New person joins a group I’m already talking with? Fine. But I never was able to go up to someone I didn’t know and start a conversation.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
It can be thrilling.
As long as you don’t mind people blowing you off entirely, even if that rarely happens right out…
I'm betting most of the people in this subthread mind people blowing them off.
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That's a safe bet
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Word
Everyone is afraid of rejection. Get rejected a few times, and you realize that it really is no big deal.
It is, actually, a pretty big deal for me.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
That's not really how brains work.
People don’t just get over social anxiety because someone tells them to.
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Well
I think we should make a distinction between having serious social anxiety and dealing with an average, run-of-the-mill fear of rejection by pretty girls/cute boys.
I actually believe I do have social anxiety.
The past couple of years I’ve been trying to get over it.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I don't think all social anxiety is as serious as Khalil Greene's case.
But it’s a lot easier to tell someone to get over issues you don’t deal with than for them to actual get over them.
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It's not necessarily as easy as just doing it, either.
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It has been not been the fastest thing in the world for me.
But shoot, you’re about to be married and seem to get out a reasonable amount, I wouldn’t even think of telling you you need to get over anything, anyway. There really aren’t that many people here who seem stuck at the not-willing-to-try phase.
I'm not getting married because I ever got good at approaching strangers, though.
I’m still not in most settings.
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IME it's a very low percentage of the world that every becomes super good at that.
Nice goal, but not needed to be happy.
But the people in Smelly Engineering Class? There’s probably a bunch of them that could stand to improve.
Not your engineering classes, or my past engineering classes,
but a particular one that apparently had a lot of smelly people in it that met in the same room as philkid’s gender class.
OT, but the SEC professor last semester had long, shaggy, brown hair.
Now he has a gray buzz cut.
What?
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It took a lot of work for me and sucked considerably because I mostly made an ass out of myself at first
That was a few years ago now…I’m out of practice and wouldn’t be very good anymore.
And just because it's not a big deal for you doesn't mean it's not for others.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I didn't say any part of your statement.
It used to be terrifying for me to go talk to random girls.
I also don’t think everyone can approach getting past that fear in the same way I did.
Quite simply: I was dumped and wanted to meet some girls, so I was motivated to do just about anything.
Yeah, I was at that point.
Didn’t work out well for me, though.
At the end of that line, I accidentally ran in to a girl at a party who I ended up getting engaged to.
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I got over it for a while
But I’ve been in captivity for so long that I’d probably be starting from scratch on that.
I've been rejected more than a few times
It never ever becomes less of a big deal.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah you're probably right.
In the end, it’s more the fear of the unknown – what would happen if the other person is just horrible to me if I walk over and say hello?
Getting past that mental block is a challenge for everyone.
The odd thing about it, when I really think about it,
is where are you more likely to get utterly ridiculed to your face: on LSB, or talking to new people in person? Sure, you might fail, but nobody’s going to care.
I know first hand that this is easier to know than to put into practice, though.
But it does mean things work out hilariously.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I've hooked up with a couple cougars at bars, that's it.
And either cougars are an overrated thing, or this is a bad area.
So, bar thing sucks. I’m much more successful with the theme park employee thing.
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"I’m much more successful with the theme park employee thing."
Is that an actual “thing?”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
My two most serious relationships, including my fiancee, were met through work.
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I have a strong personal policy against dating people I work with.
And we don’t have “customers” or people we interact with that aren’t employees.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
Well, one of them I worked with, but we were actually already close before we got assigned to the same place.
Also, working on a ride is not the same as working in an office, so it wasn’t an issue. If anything, it was a bonus. Nice to see a loved one in the middle of a long day.
My fiancee and I don’t work together, though. We work in the same theme park, but that’s it. Different roles, different areas, different departments.
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I use to hook up with customers when I was a banker
as well as other bankers and tellers… good times
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
work meaning a theme park?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
My sister and her husband are at Disneyland right now..
They keep sending me pics and videos from Star Tours…bastards…I’m jealous…
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
One month.
I’m getting impatient. The reviews are great.
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They went to Kashyyk.
So much jealousy.
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
People have been complaining about Kashyyk a bunch.
IT IS FROM THE NEW MOVIES AND THOSE ARE TERRIBLE!
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But...Wookies??? I like Wookies.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, sure.
Hating the movies doesn’t make the location any less awesome. It’s not a ride of death by heartbreak or George Lucas dialogue.
Plus, Kashyyk wayyyyyy predates the prequels. It just wasn’t on film until episode three. It was supposed to be in RotJ.
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Those were badass when I was in high school.
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I left out a "y"?
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
oh
that’s where you work? like in corporate or something?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Seasonal right now while I finish school, but I've worked for extended periods a couple of times.
Not corporate, Haunted Mansion. Which is where I’ll be working in a month, but not where I intend to stay.
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gotcha.
what’s that movie called, adventureland?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
the one about that facebook guy i think
who works at that six flags place
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the worst description ever, but yes. Adventureland.
Facebook guy = Jesse Eisenberg playing Mark Zuckerberg.
That map doesn't look to scale.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
We're just fine operating without office space or parking lots!
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I knew there was something fishy here.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Still had 25+ Tech girls throw themselves at me this morning.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
To be fair, they thought you were a brisket.
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, they thought I was a pharmacist.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I can neither confirm nor deny this rumor.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I can tell you that someone was yelling "Penicillin, get your penicillin here!" this morning.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I"m sure it was one of your Baylor alums
scraping it off of their unused junk.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Why would anyone just have penicillin hanging from their junk?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
because they like to partay
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Oh, I watched the ones on Netflix, yes.
They were meh. More advertisements than actually interesting, and also wrong a few times.
Travel Channel has had some good ones.
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Back in the day I worked at a notorious tech call center/sweatshop
and there were all kinds of relationships in that place – we were all young, nerdy, and socially awkward.
Damn place was like a soap opera.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Most of my college years (and some years while I was out) I worked at a ranch in New Mexico.
It’s a bad description, but for these purposes think of it like summer camp.
Anyway, that’s what it was like. Soap opera. Constant drama. The girls outnumbered the guys, and were all extremely fit, intelligent, friendly, and active. So no guy lasts more than a couple weeks single, but the relationships also come and go rapidly. Plus, they’re all college aged, so there’s a whole lot of emotion flying around. Also the bonus drama of it all ending after three months.
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Damn
I never knew there was so much action at Philmont! Guess I should have been a ranger…
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Oh sir.
That’s all Philmont is.
Of course, cohabitation is grounds for immediate termination, but still. . .
As a Ranger, you’d be on the side of the road where the men outnumber the women, but not by a whole lot. It’s hard to go a summer without meeting someone by, like, default.
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I once had a crush on the guy who ran the ski lift at Adventureland
I was in 8th grade though. He was probably 15.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I banged a carney once
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
no he didn't
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 15 recs
UH
I mean “SHE”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
hahahahaha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
green
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
i try
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Hahahaha
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
smelled like cabbage
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Welp.
ab03’s quote in my sig is now dead.
Long live the new quote.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
I'm glad to be memorialized forever
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
*peared
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
they know their way around a bedroom though.
they can be pretty fucking demanding though
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
One of them is jealous still jealous to this day of any chick I'm with
She and the gf cross paths once in a while…it’s tense.
That compounds when most people in bars are there in groups
So, if you want to approach someone, you have to do it in front of everyone they’re there with. It seems that’s the way everyone rolls in Addison, too.
I prefer the process to randomly approaching strangers.
I also don’t give a fuck what anyone else thinks about it.
I met someone who fits me to a fucking tee and makes me happy. We’s married and shit.
If anyone doesn’t like it, boo fucking hoo, go fuck yourself.
P.S. I don’t hate you TDT… I’m just sayin.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
well hey, you're married
and i’m single. i guess i should online date!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
This is the problem… the answer for me and the answer for you do not have to be the same answer.
We’re all allowed to find our own way in this world. Welcome to ’Merica.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on Jun 21, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's a pretty extreme version of hating something just for being different if you judge someone for finding happiness through a method they don't understand.
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when did i judge anyone (besides LSJ for being a fucking bitch)?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, your experience in life and personality is directly attributable to everyone else.
Thus, you should condescend.
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wow, didn't realize i was being condescending
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm not going to argue with you,
but i disagree entirely with you.
it sounds like the dumbest thing there is. on the planet.
but hey, to each his own, right?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
It's fun to meet strangers online
so that you can boink them. They feel like they know you already, so they feel less slutty. I haven’t done it since 2006… but it was fun.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Now, THIS I'm definitely guilty of.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
word?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
It's sounds like the dumbest thing on the planet for him to meet someone he loves and who makes him happy?
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Here's the thing:
it lets you get a lot of the “oh, well that’s a dealbreaker” filtering out of the way up front, if you’re actually looking for a serious relationship.
It lets you be more efficient (read: lazy).
This is getting to be really hilarious considering your anger towards LSJ down there.
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I always like a thread that's been getting new posts so quickly that I've been in it for 30 minutes and still haven't gotten to the end,
then see something like this that promises more awesome to come.
I feel a need to contribute to this discussion, but I'm not sure why.
I met my husband online. We started talking in November 2009, met in person a couple weeks later, and married last September. OKCupid.com.
THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!
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/TDT
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
That's weird.
I didn’t read anything about her taking a bus.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 21, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was going to meet this chick from online in person,
but I got to the restaurant we planned to meet at first, and saw her arrive a few minutes later… ON THE FUCKING BUS.
by Closure GT on Jun 21, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
AND SHE WAS FUCKING OHPEEDOH.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 21, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was once delayed getting home from the bar because two kids on a bus started fucking in front of everyone, and it was ended prematurely by the guy vomiting on her head.
I’m not sure if that should make LSJ want to ride more or less.
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Anyways...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Beginning of that episode:
“Hmm, excellent… hello, Lisa! I’m Genghis Khan! You’ll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat!”
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
When did you go?
Because all the stuff has been closed for years after it became too much of a local cesspool.
It’s still an island, though.
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Meh, it's a piece of land separate from the main land surrounded by water and only accessable by boat or bridge.
I don’t think island is a “barely” type of thing. It either is or it is not.
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meh
Conversely, when a piece of land is separated from the mainland by a man-made canal, for example the Peloponnese by the Corinth Canal, it is generally not considered an island.
Then it's still not barely, it's not.
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Unless it's natural, but I don't think it is.
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I know of people having sex on the monorail, though.
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was it in a chatroom? or was this recently?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope so.
I used to go into Vampire chat rooms and fuck with people to no end.
Also I pretended I was a lesbian and proceeded to have cyber sex with another lesbian, not realizing until years later that there’s a 95% chance it was probably a dude.
X
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me bitch, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jun 21, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I remembered the robe and wizard hat line, so I googled that. Blood Ninja is so fantastic.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Nah, it's some old set of chats. Like, prior to Lisa meeting her Husband, I think.
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X
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it’s just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn’t get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jun 21, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rhinos don't wear shirts
is a classic line
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
X
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I’m ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em… Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh s**t
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I’m gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f((k up.
eminemBNJA: Oh s((t
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jun 21, 2011 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
i can't get enough of these
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
This one is long, but the funniest one:
sweet17: Hi
Bloodninja: hello
Bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
Bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
Bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
Bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
Bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
Bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
Bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
Bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
Bloodninja: Don’t f**king laugh at me!
Bloodninja: This s**t is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
Bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a f**king break
Bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
Bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
Bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
Bloodninja: It’s kind of embarrasing.
Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are f**king sick.
Bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
Bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
Bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
Bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
Bloodninja: Hurry up.
Bloodninja: Are you there?
Bloodninja: F**k you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
Bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
Bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
Bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A F**KING COP YOU A**HOLE!
Bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
Bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright PIC
sweet17: Did you get it?
Bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
Bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
Bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
Bloodninja: Okay here it is. PIC
sweet17: this isn’t you.
Bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
Bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go f**k yourself
Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: F((K YOU!!!
Bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a F**KING A**HOLE!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
Bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
Bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
Bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
Bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
Bloodninja: Wait a sec
Bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
Bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
Bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
Bloodninja: You heard me.
Bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
Bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
Bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
Bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
Bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
Bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
Bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
Bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
Bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
Bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
Bloodninja: ok?
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
Bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
Bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
Bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
Bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
Bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
Bloodninja: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
Bloodninja: …still limp
Bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your a**hole.
Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A F**KING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a f**king candy apple…
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: F**K YOU A**HOLE!!
Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja: …going limp again.
Bloodninja: Hello?
Bloodninja: Say it!
Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jun 21, 2011 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
um
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i just mean 'um' to the weirdness of it
subject lines are fine
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS is how LSJ gets out of jury duty
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
You know what? I lied.
Chat rooms do still exist, but they’re now in the Omegle mold of one-on-one random chat.
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Some old friends have an AIM blast room set up
where it’s ALWAYS open, regardless if anyone’s around.
I’m sure there are still situations like that only with strangers.
Hell, 3/4 of the pictures and stuff I post I steal from there.
That is one of the funniest things I've ever read
Thank you.
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I think we might be quoting these in tonight's GDTs
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I was just thinking about Blood Ninja.
I’m sad that fewer and fewer people get it when I say “I put on my wizard hat and robe.”
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COCK OF THE INFINITE!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
where's the part about Eggs Benedict?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Bloodninja is legendary
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
BLOODNINJA RETURNS.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yeah, I used to screw with people a lot.
My brother was worse. He’d pose as a girl who was too young in an adult chat room, then freak the guys who tried to cyber with him by posing as a string operation.
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weird
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Their reactions were funny, though.
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Is your brother Chris Hansen?
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
I knew a few guys back in the day that did that to another guy in our school for weeks
Then made an entire website out of the transcripts and put the website as the home screen for as many computers as they could in our high school.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
They did it through AIM, btw.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
The worst part was that he and I basically hated each other, and he accused me of being involved in it.
NOTE: I was not involved in it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
that would get you thrown in jail today
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
Kind of sad, those were entertaining times in high school.
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chat rooms???
hahahahahah
those things are so stupid
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
You've been very TDT in this thread.
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In fact, you are the worst type of person on the planet.
Like, there are no good qualities about a person who is too fucking good for chat rooms, you fucking asshole.
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by philkid3 on Jun 21, 2011 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
hehe
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Its a shame that when people new to this thread show up and start z'ing through the comments this will come up before the original
And they won’t get the enjoyment that those of us that have been in here for it experienced.
I wish there was a way for when you go into a new thread and start z’ing through it that they go in order they were commented.
hey, at least you're orignial
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
It was a message board
not a dating site or anything. I don’t even remember how we started IMing, but we’d been talking for a few months beforehand.
And it was several years ago.
x
1. None that I’m sharing.
2. I’m not even sure I’m going to that game – the spouse has to work that evening so he can’t go, plus day game plus interleague = bleh
3. Current: Elvis Former: I’m gonna go Guardado
4. Pay off my house and my mom’s house. Buy a second home in Colorado or Wyoming. Suite at RBiA.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Oh, that's a REALLY GOOD idea
I’m definitely going to do that. And I’ll find out what her dream car is, so she’ll really want it.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Interesting that the guys are sharing, but the girls are declining
Ha
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I just hate typing
so I don’t want to type out any of my crazy shit… let’s just say I was in college for 9 1/2 years
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I'm still young
Nothing too crazy that’s worthy of sharing has happened yet
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
So
I got tabbed as a potential juror for a fucking 75 day trial today.
I know LSB probably doesn’t care, but I’d be interested in LSB’s opinion on how to get out of this come selection day.
Other people I know are telling me could probably get myself excused by playing some sort of right-wing absolutist card, but I’m thinking something conspicuously flagrant and likely old and tired as that is just more likely to piss off the judge.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Ask the judge where the white people sit
by chief on Jun 21, 2011 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
green
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
You're in California, right?
Not really sure how they do jury selection there, but on the day of, just volunteer a lot of information….you’re sure to make one side want to cut you (that’s not a personal slight, it’s just how it works).
Would you be willing to pay a fine of sorts?
If so, show up drunk.
by bagsofnothing on Jun 21, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
go to slection day naked
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Just be yourself
you’ll get excused, no problem.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
by Lisa W on Jun 21, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 14 recs
This should have been green 5 minutes ago, and it was just posted.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
What the fuck else would you be doing for the next 75 days?
From everything we know about you you don’t have a job so this is a way to make at least a little bit of money.
The only real inconvenience is it fucks with your nocturnal time schedule.
It's also going to fuck with whoever I'm gonna be grabbing rides from four days a week to get down there
And potentially my fall college semester and set me back even further than I’ve already set myself back on getting into the AF.
It really wouldn’t make for a good situation with the people around me.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
I don't really consider the buses where I live or where I'd be going an option.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
OAKLAND
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Because I don't take the fucking bus.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
I'd want to get out of jury duty, too, if I had to take a bus to get there.
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LOL look at this fucking elitist.
YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR CAR THEN… OH WAIT.
WELL, THEN YOU COULD HAVE A FRIEND GIVE YOU A RIDE… OH WAIT.
by vfn on Jun 21, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 13 recs
I'm not taking the bus to the fucking courthouse in Santa Ana everyday for 2 1/2 months.
You wouldn’t either.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
25.84 Miles, per mapquest.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
But is it anything like Santa Ana!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
It's about 35 blocks down a major highway here.
It’s quicker than taking the subway, where I have to change lines.
this is the best subthread ever
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
yeah, rec.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
OK
So its not that the buses don’t run to where you need to get or that they don’t pick up somewhere near you.
You are just too good for a bus
That's not it in it's entirety, but that's part of it.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Im asking seriously here?
Why wouldn’t you take the bus? Disregard the fact its jury duty. What if it was a normal job and that was the only means to get there would you take it then?
At this distance? No.
I don’t really know what the exact bus schedules and routes are but I can tell you it’s not gonna be a simple straight shot up there on the bus.
It’s complicated and far enough for me not to consider it an option, even if I was somebody who rode buses regularly.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
26 miles is quite a bus trip.
Especially 4 times a week. I’m sure you can inform them of the distance, your lack of reliable transportation, as well as school (this usually is a winner) and they’ll excuse you.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Bus route education is also unpleasant.
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Part of the reason I already don't take the bus.
I’m the guy who couldn’t find his way around the Atlanta airport, remember? God help me with a bus schedule.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
If you're worried about bus schedules being a big hassle
Then life is gonna be real tough.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I find life to be awesome, and for bus schedules to be a big hassle.
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you're too good to be on a bus,
but you can’t read a fucking bus schedule or find your way around the Atlanta airport?
and you’re trying to get into the USAF?
for the safety of america, you better be denied
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I've had to take a bus for a normal job, and it was unpleasant.
Crowded, inconvenient, a lot more time than it would take me just to drive, and a necessary evil. At times so crowded the damn bus wouldn’t be able to fit everyone waiting and I’d have to sit around until the next bus.
It’s one thing if you have to take the bus, but I don’t blame him at all for not wanting to if he can get out of it.
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"Another one rides the bus!"
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by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
suck my dick you fucking ass
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Considering it was me that said it, and what I said, probably not really.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
I'm trying to figure out why someone not wanting to ride the bus gets such vitriol.
You might be right.
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Did he say he was too good for public transportation?
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When he was asked if he was too good for the bus...
“That’s not it in it’s entirety, but that’s part of it.”
So yeah, he did.
Okay, you're right.
Still not worthy of the over-the-top response it got.
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I don't.
Shouldn’t you probably make sure before getting all douchey?
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I think if you read my responses I have been the one who is trying to figure out what he meant
I can’t speak for others.
I know thats how I took his response
His excuse of the distance and schedules being so fucked up are valid
I think hes getting so much shit partly due to it being LSJ and another because of the tone of his response “because I don’t take the fucking bus”
Yes.
Because I don’t think the response to him was measured, and I think he has adequate reason for wanting to get out of this situation.
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By the time he finally explained it... sure.
I can fully understand trying to get out of it.
As it was originally posted, it definitely just seemed like LSJ being upset that anything would disrupt his fucking internet time.
I'm with you on this one, PK.
He came across poorly and everyone jumped on the one bad comment he said, not the others where he gave very reasonable reasons for not wanting to take the bus.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Yeah, I agree
And I made a snarky comment. So, apologies. That said, this thread has turned into a huge beating.
Listen, we can all just go back to the Hipster Hibachi sub thread
when it was a simpler thread, with more to offer.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Eh, even I think some snark was warranted.
I appreciate people kinda sticking up for me here, but considering everyone just assumes I’m going to the tip-top radical places with everything I say these days, I can’t say I’m surprised or even upset by the response what I said got.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Yeah, even I think it came off kinda douchy.
That wasn’t really exactly what I meant, (although I’d be lying if I said some of that kind of attitude didn’t enter into it to the equation) but it was phrased that way.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
you are the worst type of person on the planet
like, there are no good qualities about a person who is too fucking good to ride the bus, you fucking asshole
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Jesus, it's only 2:54 on a Tuesday.
You need to go to a meeting.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
nah, i had a couple of meetings this morning,
but i got them out of the way early.
oh you mean an AA meeting, because you think i am an alcoholic.
clever
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
It's actually pretty loving.
I just wish you’d die.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2011 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, you're certainly winning this argument with your tact and maturity.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
"Have you ever been a victim of a crime?"
“Yeah I’ve been mugged three times…”
Fuck I can’t remember the rest of the quote
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Just say you could not consider the full realm of punishment
like there is no way I could ever give some one life even for murder. Or there is no way under any circumstance I could give a murderer probation.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Put on a princess Leia outfit and claim you can read minds.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Courtesy of the master...
“Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don’t have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you’d make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people [snaps fingers] just like that! Tell him it’s all about the distance between the eyes. Have a little ruler and measure the judge, he’ll like that.”
What I really want to know is if going in there and taking a strong right-wing position actually has the potential to work or not, or if it's just something judges see millions of times and ticks them off.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
just bring logs of your entire LSB commenting history and the next thing you know, you'll be walking to the corner store to get a coke
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
i don't think that's her
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
that was from the Green mile premier, which happened when the chick was probably 11
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
holy lord...1999
that’s creepy. "Hon, when I was in the best role of my life, you were 5 years old.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
If that's her in the white wedding dress
good for him. She’s smokin.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
ah
man…I’m not gonna say anything at all, then.
She’ll probably be a terrible housewife
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
No kidding
Look, there’s nothing wrong with liking younger women, but at least let them finish high school before marrying them.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
That and she needs to have at least one lesbian experience in college
that way she knows for sure she doesn’t want tacos instead of Oscar Meyer’s later in life…
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I don't even remember who he played on Lost.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Was he the one with the glasses?
I might remember now.
I’m not a psychopath. I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Horace Something.
Guy who built the shack.
by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 2:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That's legal?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright then
That’s a big age gap…
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't want to open that at work.
Which LOST actor?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
the one who was trapped on the island
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahaha
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Wild Bill?
He was in LOST?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I didn't even realize that was the same guy.
That played Percy and Horace.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
They're just not playing the "Big Chris" $1 hot dog audio w/ Knox
on The Ticket right now.
Man that was awesome.
If I'm going to drink piss beer (not including messican), I prefer in this order
Busch
High Life
Mickeys
PBR
Schlitz
Pearl
Not Drinking
Keystone light
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
X
Lonestar (if you consider it piss… I don’t)
PBR
Busch
High Life
Beer 30 is awful
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I really like Lone Star.
For a cheap beer, it’s quite delicious.
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I never even consider Lone Star
it always costs the same as bud lt/miller lt around here so I just choose those if I have the choice.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Which is to say that I should consider it, because it's not bad.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's still $14 a case towards Austin
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
See? That's the deal. I'd drink the shit out of it for 14 bucks a case.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't see why they change the price for the metroplex
No way in hell am I buying it for $6 a sixer. I can’t after paying $10 for a case of tallboys in college. That’s the equivalent of 32 delicious beers for $10
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
7.99/6 pack in Denton
Set right next to the Coors, Buds, and Millers…. same with PBR, too. It’s because hipsters think its cool to drink campy beers, so they get charged like it’s better beer.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I really like PBR too
They use a lot of corn in their recipe, while Bud Miller and Coors seem to be heavier on the rice. It really stands out. Twelver of PBR at the nearby QT is 10.99. Not too bad.
When I would visit my buddy in San Marcos
12’er of PBR at HEB was 8.99. I stocked the hell up.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Busch Light was the popular one in college
It was cheap, and readily available at any party I went to. So whenever I drink it now, there’s a bit of nostalgia. Ha.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I've we're throwing the next tier in, yeah, MIller Lite is my water beer of choice.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Oh, we know :)
I’m talking price
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
if I'm drinking beer (which I don't very often), it's Miller Lite or Keystone
and it’s to get FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFucked up
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
I buy a new sixer at least once a week that I have never had before
but after two or three of those I switch to ML
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
u guys are missing the best of all. Old Milwaukees best light. the beast!
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
When the Lonestar tall boys went away for a while in college
I started drinking Shaefer. Then all of the sudden everyone was. I started a cheap beer revolution at Tarleton. That and I threw lots of parties that Shaefer was the beer that was served
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Mickey's Malt Liquor
The drink of choice of Ted Fucking Bundy.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Has anyone had the new Shiner brew?
I’ve only seen it in the mixed-6 and I can’t remember the name. I drank my only bottle last night and it was delicious.
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The summer one?
Ruby Redbird? I got some of that up here in IA (so happy!). It was so good.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Not the Ruby Redbird, which I also like.
This tasted more like an ale.
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I picked up a bottle last weekend
and I didn’t like it much. It made me think of Chinese food.
I guess for all my effort I just don’t really like beer, or I just haven’t found my One True Beer.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I saw your post about picking up a variety
What other ones did you try?
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I got one that I really liked
and I have already forgotten the name of. It was a summer beer though.
I picked up a Shiner Blonde, which I already know I like but don’t love, a Shiner Blonde Light, and a couple of other summer-type beers. I’ve only drank the one so far.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Shiner Blonde Light might be the weakest tasting beer I've ever had.
I like Shiner Blonde too….but the Light was like drinking water.
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I might like it then.
I dunno. I actually do like Shiner Bock and Fat Tire, but they just don’t feel like summer to me. Maybe that’s my actual problem – I need to find my summer beer.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Wheat beer
Not the Blue Moon crap Coors makes people think is a craft beer. Find a nice Hefeweizen or Wit. (Stay away from Shock Top, it’s a Budweiser fake craft beer)
Ahem
Beer snobbiness sucks. I’m a beer lover.
by Witt(less) on Jun 21, 2011 3:49 PM EDT
I actually didn’t know that, though.
I like Pyramid and Paul Aner
Boulevard is ok.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
It was outside section 28 last month
I think. I drink Ziegen at the park
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I like the beer stand on the Lexus level that sells Leinenkugel's (sp?)
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I love Leinie's
I intend to visit their brewery soon.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Where are they based?
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
They pulled Ziggy
for Killians at the beer stand outside my section. So sad. Was it on tap or in bottles?
I like Shiner Blonde too
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
That sounds right
I remember you commented on it at the time, too.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
My One True Beer - North Coast Old Rasputin Imperial Russian Stout.
That beer is basically the tears of an angel.
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Haven't heard of that one...what is it?
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
NM...just looked it up on beeradvocate
Looks great.
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Good call. I have at least one bottle of Fuller's Reserve from each year from 2006-2009 waiting for special occasions.
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I can be a special occasion!
I’ve got three bottles of 120 Minute that are about 4 years old. Same thing.
Of course, I also have a can of Surge soda from 2004-5 in my home office waiting for the same type of occasion.
Something tells me it has not aged as well…
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I need to get my wife pregnant first.
If I didn’t open it when I graduated law school or passed the bar, that’s the next big life event.
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I was a fiend for that soda in high school.
When they took it off the market, I participated in an online discussion forum called Save Surge that linked locations that still had supplies on hand.
I definitely drove out of my way to find places that had Surge on tap after they cut production…sad times.
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I loved it in elementary/junior high. Then that Mello Yello shit came around.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I think Mello Yello existed long before Surge...like back in the 60's and 70's...
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
When Surge came to my middle school
kids would bring like twenty dollars in quarters and go buy out all the Surge, then sell it back to kids for 50% markup.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That is making me so thirsty.
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
One True Beer
is OE a “beer?”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
I don't like the Ruby Red as much as some
but i tried the 102 last night… it’s a good
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You mean Old Time?
Delish.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
That might have been the one. Very tasty!
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
That mixed-6 combination is a great idea
and I’m surprised it hasn’t caught on more.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I don't usually buy it because I like to drink the same thing during a drinking session.
If I drink with dinner, it’s usually two beers, so the mixed-6 screws me up.
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions
In fact, I just came up with a brilliant plan for Ben
He needs to have 4 troughs of beer on ice, and you can have all sorts of beer in each one. Each trough is priced differently based on the beer in them. That way you can pick whatever you want in your six pack, 12 pack, case, whatever.
It’s brilliant.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Ruby Red
tastes like Grapefruit Hard Ginger Ale
The Old Style was decent. All Shiners have a similar yeast taste. Which is weird, because Bock should be a lager, but the Old Style is supposed to be an Alt, which is traditionally an ale.
Zima is thoroughly refreshing
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
No shitting around
Mike Hard Lemonades are pretty effing tasty. It’s girly or whatever, and they’re too sweet to drink many, but damn those shits taste good when you’re thirsty and they’re cold. (wife drinks em)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I like one or two sweet drinks
I go to La Playa during happy hour and will drink a couple of $2 Pina Coladas before putting my man boots back on
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Smirnoff used to (they may still, for all I know) make a green apple thing that tasted like green apple Jolly Ranchers.
Holy crap most delicious alcohol ever for a freshman.
this is a heavy OT thread. fuck.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
about 5 new comments every 20 seconds or so
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Second one today too
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Online dating, beer and busses
for the win
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
DID EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT THE AWESOME HIPSTER RESTAURANT?
That was gold Jerry. GOLD.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I liked that restaurant before everyone else did...
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
i like a different restaurant now, and no one else has heard about it
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Michael Jackson is much better
now that he’s underground.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jun 21, 2011 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hahahahahaha
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Because I find death jokes funny.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
OOOoo... I had a decent Adenhart joke a day or two ago.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
And he was drunk
and he killed someone.
It almost goes the other way, like it’s so seriously fucked up on his part that making fun of him is making too light of the situation.
Feel bad for the passenger (green beret vet).
I just saw Green Beret
but thanks for the heads up. Can’t trust everything you read. Guess I’ll wait till they actually have identified him.
Doesn’t the FBI investigate if it’s a military officer like that?
it would be someone from a JAG office, if they did
but I’m sure they’d allow the local PD to investigate…not like it’s some kind of a mystery what happened
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
his name is Zachary Hartwell.
He is the guy on the far right of the picture of them drinking prior to the wreck. I also just saw him called a gunner’s mate in the Navy.
Drunk driving a 911 is like asking to get yourself killed.
Touchy little things.
(So I’ve heard. One day this will not be just hearsay on my part, though…)
Oh, and I have played Need For Speed: Porsche Unleashed.
So actually I do know what I’m talking about.
Have you played it drunk?
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by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I have.
Really sucked when I tried to hit the turbo button in my Golf the next time I drove drunk.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I hadn't played NFS since Underground, so I might be off.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ah now I remember Porsche Unleashed.
Didn’t really play that one.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I killed a month in a long boring 2006 summer playing it.
It was pretty sweet since my video card was way overkill for it by that time, so the framerate was buttery smooth at 1680×1050 on a widescreen monitor. Hooked up my 360 controller to my PC, put the new Tool CD on repeat in iTunes, and went to work.
Side effect:
Every time I hear 10,000 Days (just that song, strangely the rest of the songs on the album didn’t associate themselves with it nearly as much), I flash back to one particular track in that game.
That's actually one of the things I miss most about PC gaming
Having my own songs playing in the background.
I just wish it wasn’t going to cost me ~$1200 to build the computer I will need for what I want.
Whoa, how demanding are you? What games are you wanting to play?
I’m still rocking a Core 2 E6300 on my game box (almost five years old!), but I don’t have anything newer than Civ V.
I want to play BF3 at max settings so so much
I think that’s what it came out to a few months ago when I was estimating what it would take but I could be wrong.
Yeah, as much as I liked Dunn, there's no excusing what he did.
The only thing I can say is that he didn’t hit another motorist on the way home.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Ebert got ripped on Facebook and Twitter about something he said about Dunn.
Good times.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
He said
friends don’t let jackasses drive drunk
I agree with the sentiment but if I had said it, I would be prepared for a lot of backlash.
That's it. He got a good bit of grief
but also a lot of support from others. Most people were annoyed at how quickly he said something, without getting all of the fact (see Green Beret, Navy Seals, whatever).
But it’s hard to deny those pics a few hours before and then the outcome.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Well, I think the only evidence he was trashed is hearsay (last I heard at least)
and that’s a car that’s super-easy to wipe out in sober, if you’re going too fast (and it’s a car that’s super easy to go too fast in).
It’s certainly a reasonable suspicion that he was impaired, and he definitely appears to have been driving very recklessly regardless, but I think a lot of people jumped too condemnation too quickly.
and then facebook disabled his page
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Ack
I can’t believe I forgot about that. I even rec’d one thing.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll regret this when it completely goes off subject but I have a question
I’m by no means a beer snob but I do enjoy places that carry tons of random beers. In Pittsburgh there were a few places where I could walk in and mix and match beers of my choosing (most of which I’ve never even heard of) Some I loved, and some I hated but I always enjoyed the experience of drinking things I’ve never had. My question is this… are there any places around like this? (Dallas preferably) I don’t necessarily want to have to drink them in the bar though. I’d much rather get a 6 pack and have it at home
go to a gas station
and just put a bottle of a bunch of different 6 packs into your trenchcoat.
NOTE: This is a joke. I do not condone the practice of “Wahoo-ing”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
the albertsons on Lemmon and McKinney
allows you to mix and match a 6-pack of beer
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Central Market and Whole Foods
That’s where I buy mixed six packs. Although, from the existing evidence I’m obviously a beer novice, so I’m sure there are more.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
World Market lets you do that with a limited selection of beers.
Central Market has a decent selection of one-bottle brews.
Those are both retail. If you want to drink a lot on tap, go to Gingerman or Flying Saucer. I don’t love either place, but they have a lot of beers.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone stole my UFO Club card along with my AMEX.
I have no idea how to replace the UFO Club card and I don’t want to have to pay to get into the FS next time I go.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
great thanks
Yea I wasn’t nuts about the places up north either but they had a huge selection and like 5 different locations with different tap/bottle selections at each place
World Market has a nice selection
and you can do the mix-and-match sixers
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You can do this at most krogers.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Well they have that thing at the ballpark
where you are allowed to grab 6 beers (not all of them the same) from beer vendors and then take them home with you at the end of the night. I think it’s called a like a drinker’s deluxe ticket. I think I only had to pay like an extra $20 for it. Well worth it.
Halls in Grapevine
Central Markets have decent selection, but don’t go to the one in Southlake. They have some weird alcohol laws in Southlake.
Some time around 1999
Halls got rated the top 5 liquor stores in the country by USA Today. I still don’t quite understand what happened there.
Gotcha
Find Mr. G’s. They have a really great selection and you can mix sixers. Gingerman is alright, but they are always out of a lot of beers on thier menu. Flying Saucer in Addison has a great selection and they seem to carry quite a few more beers than the Downtown Fort Worth one.
I just don't really trust a place with that many taps to keep the lines clean and the beers fresh.
I prefer a place that has 4-6 quality lines and a large bottle selection.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I miss the glorious beer wall at Hailey's in Denton.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
What happened to it?
I’m always too cheap to pay cover to go in there.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Poor management.
It got down to about 5 beers at one point and it was crap stuff like Miller Lite.
Last time I went I think they maybe had 10-15 and by the look of it they weren’t planning on getting much more than that. But don’t hold me to that.
I miss you, Epic Beer Wall.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
If you're ever in Lubbock
then you need to swing by Crickets. That is a pretty sweet wall of beer.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
This is exactly the place I would expect you to hang out in Lubbock, actually.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I was thinking Louie Louies or any of the other piano bars
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
He hates piano bars, if I recall correctly.
Crickets is exactly his cup of tea.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
I have been in 0 bars downtown.
That place gives me the creeps
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Couple of options
There’s a Flying Saucer in Addison, and then there The Ginger man in uptown Dallas.
The Dallas Stars are going to play a preseason game in Reliant Stadium this September
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
This is just the MK, right?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yes.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
It looks ok ... I guess.
If you’re going to be in Florida, I mean.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yes.
Not included are the main cast parking lot (execs and managers get to park in the ones you see there), costuming, and a few other buildings.
The top left greenish building is my office.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Looks like a river to me.
I’ll check it out.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
For some reason this made me laugh really hard.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
going to date night girls house AGAIN tonight...
shes bringing me thai food and more arnold palmers (w vodka)….
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 3:40 PM CDT reply actions
good luck
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
im gonna take some pics and twitter them to you
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
YES!
I wanna see her eggs benedict
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Are we friends on twitter.
Or whatever twitter calls them?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Internet Friends
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Right.
You say stupid shit from time to time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
As do I, of course.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I say stupid shit a lot of the time.
=/
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Me too
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Btw...who is FelizEsBueno?
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
You know as much as I do...
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I know him
good people…used to post here a lot, but got worn down with the daily thread-shitting that used to ruin this place
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
ACU guy, really good people.
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
i keep it real, yo
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
this
gotta lock that shit down, brah
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
well.... shes 16......
KIDDING!.. not marriage material for me i dont think
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
A "John Daly" is Old Crow and mouthwash stirred with a ciggerette
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
she lika the way ya dick taste.......
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
seth's own dressing
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jun 21, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Does it have nuts in it?
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
oh shit
hes calling you OUT!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
me too
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Might as well send us her FB profile too.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Tangent: I just realized that I now know two people by the name of Coby.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I gotta say though that Coby Coco is an awesome name.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Made 3.5% in the market today
nice
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Yeah, but would you ride a bus you elitist prick?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Match is top 1-2% everyday.
So suck it.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2011 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
900 comments in this one now
JEEZ PEOPLE!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
It's keeping me occupied at work :)
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Over/under on actual work done this afternoon by everyone in this thread: 15 minutes.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Personally? Under.
Unemployed.
Twas grand waking up at noon today but having to drive back to Plano from Denton with a major headache kind of sucked.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Way over.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Still over...
But less so.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Filter at works blocks this place, says it's a chat room WTF
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Another one of life's little annoyances...having to read shitty handwriting all day
come on people learn to write well
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
I have the worst handwriting. And I am not at all inclined to improve upon it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Boo
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
You'd think that as an artist I would have good handwriting.
But that is not the case.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
The general pattern I've noticed is that the older the person is, the shittier the handwriting
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You saying I'm old?
Dude, I’m 24.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
No not at all
I’m reading all these email and phone number forms that I have to put in to the computer database.
Oh now I feel like a douche bag. I just remembered I’m working at a Rheumatoid Arthritis office. Their hands hurt like a bitch…
Yup…always putting my foot in my mouth.
By the way I’m 20.
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, tell her what sign you are
maybe you can be that one in five who finds love on the internet….
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
That's a good idea!
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Mine's gotten worse as I've gotten older
And it wasn’t good to begin with, though for about the past 10 years, it’s been pretty much illegible to anyone but me. And sometimes even I have trouble.
If I’m writing something that absolutely has to be legible, like filling out a form or an address on an envelope, I’ll print very slowly and in all-caps, but that’s not feasible in most day-to-day situations.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Is it almost like doctor script?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Less practice, I think.
I hardly ever have to hand write stuff now. And I had to do it less in college than HS, and so on.
HA!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
WHY?!
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
x
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i should officially be in charge of OT threads
im like dan rather… ask the hard hitting intrigueing questions
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 21, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Good job sir
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
POTATOE
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a stew
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
...take dat wit chew?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there anything worse tasting than a rotted or burnt sunflower seed?
I hate that.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
The smell AND the taste
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Smell is worse than the taste.
I’m going just for taste. And sunflower seeds are bad because you aren’t expecting it.
When you eat dog poo, you know it’s going to taste bad
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You're speaking from experience?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Not the exact quote, but fuck it
DELICIOUS!
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
itchy legs after a shower
looking down after a go and realizing there’s no toilet paper
asking for extra ranch, ketchup, etc. and not receiving it (especially if you paid for it)
people who won’t turn right on red
random drug tests
people who care about Amy Winehouse
a slightly out of tune guitar that a musician won’t tune in between songs
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Allergic reaction to body wash/soap?
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
nah
i think it just dries out the skin and causes it to itch… don’t know why it’s just my legs… maybe its the hair
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
same thing happens to me
tried lots of different soaps/washes. possibly a symptom of restless leg syndrome.
hmmmmmm....
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm on a roll here...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I did the same thing
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
dog shit
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh fuck tasting?
should have read the entire question before writing that…damn it
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Brennan agrees.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
...yup
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Bongwater?
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Juicy
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
NBA Draft talk
- Ford’s latest has us taking Mirotic, which I like a lot even though he wouldn’t contribute for 2-3 years.
- Says the best deal that Minny has on the table is Gortat and #13. I don’t really know what to think of Gortat anymore. Seems like it wouldn’t be enough but there is some value at 13 with Valuncieunas or possibly Tristan Thompson. I think I would go ahead and pull the trigger if I were Minny.
Euro players who aren't ready for the NBA rabble rabble rabble!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Stretch 4 at that
Maybe they will just prepare for Post-Dirk in this draft but if we learned anything this year, the heir apparent to Marion might be just as important
And just figure out how to play Williams and Love together?
I just don’t dislike the idea of getting a center of that ilk and going for a still very good prospect further down in the round. Some very cool players that might not be Williams but might come close to his production
Does Smith play the 5?
I don’t know that I want to turn Love into a 5. I don’t really like the development of Josh Smith
Come on, Horford.
I’m just saying the Hawks have won a lot of games playing Smith and Horford next to each. But they had no choice. Horford is a 4 who has had to play 5. Love wouldn’t have to play the 5 nearly as often with Darko there. Williams can play the 3 when matching up with more traditional teams.
Listening to the Simmons and Ford podcast...
Gotta agree with Simmons that Cle should take Williams #1 and Knight at #4.
(I say no more Euros
But I would take Vesely or Valanciunas in a heartbeat. Since neither of those guys will be anywhere close to our pick, I’m comfortable with my stance.)
Why take both though?
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh fuck me.
I just realized he said Williams.
Nevermind.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
so....saturday. heres the plan.
friday we all skip work, catch a plane to vegas. blow 10K on the craps table and hookers all night, win it all back with our last chip at the roulette table. get herbie to have the rangers jet come pick us and the hookers up, helicopter out to the park and land in the outfield. throw out the first pitch.
boom
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
collective
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Herbie has control of the Rangers jet?
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
he is gonna steal it, and fly it himself.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
He's got the lions share of bobbleheads and figurines in that stadium
why not the jet?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I think you're on to something here.
You forgot “soil ourselves immediately after exerting enough energy to throw out first pitch”
and then we are greeted by nolan ryan who just made us eggs benedict.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Support your local brewery!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I wish I could've gone this past Saturday.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Will this be served to anyone who resides outside of Denton
or will this be true its roots and not let any “corporate pig conformists” get their hands on it?
No, I doubt they'll be turning anyone's money away, regardless of your swine levels.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm starting to like turkey burgers more than normal burgers.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
And from that day forward, I never listened to PK's opinion on anything ever again.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 21, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah that ones pretty good.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Dogshit burger?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Delicious!
/PK
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's gooey
and doesn’t taste very good
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, that's my prediction, at least
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
x
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
That caption could be on so many pictures I've seen...
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jun 21, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
No kidding
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that Japanese?
The tag on the bottom right makes me think no…
But yeah they have some amazingly awesome/weird shit.
That's what came up on Fuck Yeah Nouns
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I laughed at this post.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
this is a jungle away from being a bear grylls quote
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
fecalphiliac
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Especially since you copied it from a bookmark.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I eat those so much
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
My dad recently gave my mom a recipe to make her own turkey burgers.
I really dig them.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Kroger 85/15 ground turkey is awesome for turkey burgers
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll let her know.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I'm not sure how much is something different and how much is plain liking the more.
But I find myself reaching for the turkey more than the beef lately.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
So good
Especially if you make your own, although the frozen Jennie-O ones aren’t bad.
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
bison burgers
had them for fathers day.
balla. status.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I've mentioned this before, but when I lived in New Mexico, buffalo was a regular part of my life.
Back then I had buffalo more than I had beef. I didn’t realize how rare it would be once I moved. Now I"m sad.
But, yes, buffalo burgers FTW.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I ate Eggs Benedict made out of a T-Rex egg
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
x
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
x
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
THat's actually the exact analogy I used to my friend who suffers under the delusion chili has beans in it.
“Turkey burgers are good, but they’re not real hamburgers. Chili with beans is good, but it’s not real chili.”
Turkey Burgers aren't hamburgers. They're turkey burgers.
And Chili with beans is amazing and right.
Deal with it, LSB.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
We don't get to just make up definitions as we feel like it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Where the beans in chili is accepted, nay, BELOVED.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
x
JennBrownESPN Jenn Brown
Re ESPN NCAAF – North Carolina has received notice of allegations from NCAA outlining violations in football program
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
butch davis - stamped
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Clemson might be next, with these last 2 recruiting classes.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
CFB is getting dangerously close to the same thing that's plagued international cycling
at first, only a few cyclists were doping, and they smashed everyone. Then more started doing it to keep up, but there were some clean. Now every pro cyclist (more than likely) uses PEDs. They no longer offer any competitive advantage..they just ensure a level playing field.
Soon every single program in CFB will be violating NCAA rules just to continue to exist in D1
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
JUST START PAYING THE LITTLE FUCKERS!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
i go back and forth a lot on this
there are tons of players who come from absolutely nothing…sure, their tuition/books/room/board paid for. But who pays for gasoline? Burgers out with the guys? Dates? Give them a stipend..maybe a couple of hundred bucks a month. Sure, you’ll still get assholes who exchange stuff for cars and whatnot, but I’d bet most of the improper benefits go away.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
ONLINE DATING, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
yeah, im gonna sit this one out, for sure.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
They already get a stipend for living expenses and food.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
But the quality of ass as well
“I wish I had more hands . . . so I could give those titties four thumbs down.”
First two teams out of CWS are UT and A&M...
Isn’t that right?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
How's Baylor doing?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 21, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh for the love of God, Irish.
I was noting a fact, not making a shot.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I wasn't.
Got your “Griffin for Heisman 2011” t-shirt mailed yet?
With the Mavs done, the Rangers doing their thing, and my intrigue with the CWS now gone, it’s time to look forward to the annual smack-talk-a-thon known as CFB.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 21, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure that was the angriest of all the OT threads last year.
Everyone hated everyone at some point.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Which one?
It was a weekly war between Ghetto, Aqua, myself, Josey, you on occasion, Longhorn, and a few others.
I loved hooking up with you all last season and can’t wait for this one. I’m gonna start purchasing the pre-season mags and posting em in some FP’s so we can get amped up!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 21, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh it was a blast. I just remember Josey showing up and Tech'ing the threads.
Followed by everyone taking thinly veiled shots at Baylor’s D, HF45 in general, and lest we forget Horns130.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I enjoy college football, but I had to stay away from those threads for the most part.
Too many people talking in certainties about the outcome of a game that 18-22 year olds play. Waaaay too many hard headed fellas in that one. I can’t enjoy myself in a thread like that.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
Interesting
I don’t think they were half as bad as most of the morning, game day, or really just about any Rangers thread on here gets.
They just killed me.
Plus the fact that I have the same college rooting team as JW makes for a bad time. I don’t stand a chance.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
As much grief as we gave him, I think any level headed CF fan found it to be a good time overall.
Most of the noise making was from the hard headed guys from every team (JW/Horns/HF45).
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Those shots were well-deserved.
Fuck you, Norwoo.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yep. the CFB threads are fun
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Well it is about that time again for a senior Aggie QB to come in with high expectations and fall flat on his face.
Hopefully this one won’t make a bad habit of throwing to the wrong jerseys.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That's my boy.
That’s what I want to hear.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 21, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Side note about Texas baseball
Augie (at least a few years ago when I was in Austin) had a very nice piece of side tail that he brought to the stadium once in a while.
I like being over-the-top excited in my responses to my wife's ideas.
Because anything less gets me in trouble for not being supportive.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
tell me about it
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
....with another man
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
i know of a carnie that might be available
/loblaw
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
whoa, now
I’M not a carney. HE was a carney.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
by Bob Loblaw on Jun 21, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I've done it again
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
Haha
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm a joke recycler
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
This thread's provided great entertainment today
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm glad I haven't had shit to do except sit at my computer all day fucking off
this has been a great day.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
i was using the "/" as to mean it would be something you would say.
but this turned out much better hahahaha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 21, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
NO. NO. NO. NO.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
that's what Baylor people call a line dance
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
I'm listening...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You can't say that about us for the Yankees...
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
No kidding
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you can regardless of the outcome
Yankees are pretty damn good no matter what. Rangers hit them with 2 of the 3 games being against Ivan Nova and some guy they picked up off the street. Would have hit Colon if he didn’t get hurt the start before.
Next series Atlanta with Hanson/Jones down.
You boys(and Lisa) up for an evening thread, or just want to carry this over to the GDT?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 21, 2011 4:50 PM CDT reply actions
YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-EEE-CO?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You boys like Mex-i-co?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 21, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
These snozzberries taste like snozzberries
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently I'm one of the boys.
=P
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Me too
Nothing new
-- Micah
"I'm going to name my first born Kinsler ... but only if the baby pops out." 5.15.11
"I like this show… boy, it’s got a lot of weiners in it." -- benmor78 on 4.13.11
by The Best Micah on Jun 21, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
"moe" is in her screenname
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
So she's a bully from Calvin and Hobbes?
Whose simian countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity?
I know Calvin and Hobbes, but I still feel like posting this
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I ALREADY DID!
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay fair enough
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Mo Problems
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
What about Mo at the leaderboard?
AND THE AGROCRAG!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
*cut to Mike O'Malley sitting next to a random 8 year old, yelling at the camera*
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I hated listening to her talk when I was a kid.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
nah
it’ll die out as soon as the game starts
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
you sure? over 1,000 comments in less than 3 hours.
That’s gotta be a record of some sorts. Right?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 21, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Spanish Beltre Thread
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 21, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
OT only.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 21, 2011 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
good call.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 21, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
My (Dodgers fan) friend's reaction to the McCourt nonsense:
I think Orel and Garvey got the money…IMO they have an interest in a winning team again, let alone just saving the franchise.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Orel absolutely DOES NOT have the money.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
If you believe his son
Orel’s ex-wife benefitted a lot more than Orel did.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Does Garvey even want to own a team or am I supposed to take this as humor?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 21, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
MOAR OT TOPICS TO BOOT!
New David Feherty talk show starts tonight – Interested? Care less?
Rumors are running around that the Stars will be playing the Coyotes AT RELIANT STADIUM IN HOUSTON for a pre-season game on September 23rd. Think it’s time some of us LSB’ers invade AJM’s hood and raise some hell. Any takers?
Is the Summer turning to shit as far as the hype vs results with the blockbuster movies? Only time I’ve stepped foot in a theatre was for “Bridesmaids”. And I don’t see anything on the horizon that makes me go gah-gah, except “30 Minutes Or Less” and maybe “Bad Teacher” and “Horrible Bosses”.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 21, 2011 5:05 PM CDT reply actions
Silly british sounding golf guy.
He’s the one usually doing banter with Gary McCord.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 21, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm very interested in the Feherty show.
I’m so in on the Stars in Reliant. Where did you hear this?
Horrible Bosses only for me, kthx
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Heh
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
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