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Serious bullshit
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
Fuck you, umps.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
by Brad on Jun 26, 2011 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
bah
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
that was the worst "ball/strike" call I've ever seen.
It was right down the middle. I can’t get over that.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Taylor had to move his glove
it must have been a ball.
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
I shocked Teagarden wasn't called out there.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Don't tell them that
because they will
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't tell them that
because they will
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
And what the fuck happened here?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Worley'd
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Worley did it more recently
so therefore, I found him more relevant to refer to
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
He did
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
You double posted
"We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames." - Ron Washington 04/03/11
and I reply failed.
:)
"We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames." - Ron Washington 04/03/11
TAG is really starting to piss me off today.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
We're still winning this game.
Fuck the Mets.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Wasn't the umps that time...
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a form of retribution.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
This game is destined to suck forever...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 26, 2011 4:04 PM CDT reply actions
TBIA needs a rain machine,
so these games could just be rained out on demand to put us out of our misery.
fuckity fuck fuck
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I hate baseball right now.
This game is bad for me.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest" --South Korean Rangers fan
"LSB is big on the sanctity of life for some reason." ---LSJ
This fucking game
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
Horrendifail.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This might be my least favorite game of baseball I've seen since Game 3 of the 1998 ALDS...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 26, 2011 4:06 PM CDT reply actions
Game 1 alcs
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 26, 2011 4:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I enjoyed that game for most of it...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 26, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but that's what sucked the most
Seemed like it was in the bag…
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 26, 2011 4:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
But it was some of the most fun I've ever had watching baseball until one bad inning...
Nothing about this game has been good. This is the kind of game that would make someone who doesn’t like baseball feel justified in their opinion.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 26, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't like having my heart broken
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 26, 2011 4:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I like having a heart to be broken...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 26, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Katy Perry will fix
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.
getting your heart broken is what makes winning the ALCS all that much better. its what makes us fans.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 26, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yesterday's
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck baseball.
Imma go ride the mower with a huge makers and DP.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"Holy God, I want to make out with that dong." - GhostofErikThompson (in response to a Nellie Cruz homer) 6/9/11
by TxStCa on Jun 26, 2011 4:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
This is why I want a riding lawn mower.
You should wear jorts with all black velcro Reeboks.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
2 on, no out.
3 pitches later the inning is over because of a GIDP and a ground out to the pitcher. Nice job guys. Standing O.
Eat a bag of dicks.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
x
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
x
@aandro
Anthony Andro The green dot thought it won the dot race, but the umire at Rangers game changed the call.
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
HA
TEXPAMAN Chuck Morgan
@aandro i wish i would have done that. Great idea
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh Chuck...
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
At the game
It looked like Maddox was ejected, since the ump was at the mound when he made the motion and he wasn’t looking at the dugout. Then Wash came out to yell and the ump made the motion again at him. It almost made me think He tossed Wash because Maddox wouldn’t leave the mound. Not sure obviously since I don’t have replays or radio.
by drizzle on Jun 26, 2011 4:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I HATE THIS GAME
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
So...what was the HP Ump telling each dugout before the inning started?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
The Rangers should have said this to him
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably telling them they wouldn't tolerate anyone else showing them up and they'd eject anyone doing so...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 26, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I guess the pitch tracker has already been ejected.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jun 26, 2011 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey, this was pretty funny, guy.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This is the kind of game
that if I were the Rangers, and it was fairly obvious that the Umpires were not going to give you any hope of winning. I would form a line of players on the right field line and have each player go to each umpire and say, “Fuck you, you Cocksucker.” or something to that effect, and then go on home.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
sucks dino dick
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I have never seen so many games and instances
of a team getting fucked in the ass with a telephone pole by umpires as the Rangers this year. And I have watched just about every Ranger game since 1990.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
Derek looked like he was fixing to cry.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I'm gonna kick the shit out of the Mets on MLB 2K11 tonight in retribution
It won’t change anything, but it’ll make me feel better
I'd gif that reaction from Holland...
if I had the energy to kill myself afterward.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 26, 2011 4:09 PM CDT reply actions
went and ran some errands earlier.. saw a guy but 4 dollars of gas in his escalade...
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 26, 2011 4:10 PM CDT reply actions
that'll get him 13 miles.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Holland got boned...
but he didn’t strike one person out?
I can’t find where to get swinging strike #’s…how many did he have of those and what is a good ratio for swingingk%?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I would certainly defer to matchst1ck and the like
but I think 15% whiff rate is pretty good
by deityofElvis on Jun 26, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm thinking of making pizza tonight.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I don't like things being put in my ass.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
tell me more.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
try alfredo sauce instead of traditional....
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 26, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Good suggestion
I love alfredo sauce on pizza
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
spinach/ckn/artichokes.. all good on an alfredo sauce pizza
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 26, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Garlic butter
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 26, 2011 4:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm doing one traditional and another olive oil/spinach/pesto/fresh garlic
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Artie's up...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This game has gone into full give up mode
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
Don't you put that evil on me!!!
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 26, 2011 4:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
The Japanese are scared of dinosaurs.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
So...my 4 month old has been crying the last hour.
There is not a more helpless feeling for a man when you can’t get your kid to stop crying…
When is it okay to start giving babies Benadryl?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
My 4 month old loves giving me shit in the evenings, which is when I am baby sitting.
She is fine in the mornings. She is currently at Disney World though.
Whiskey on the gums doesn’t work… fyi.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
4mo at WDW?
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
Yep
Also have an 11 year old. So it’s for her and her aunt paid for the trip. $5K for 3 adults a kid and a baby. Jihad is at home.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Do you have to put it in their cherry coke?
Can we do some sister twisters and get between’em?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
It's ok if they are second cousins
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
put some whisky in their milk, like in the old days.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 26, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
That tastes awful
I did that in college
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
ok, then kaluha.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 26, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
or, take out the milk, make it OJ
take out the whisky, make it vodka.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 26, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Whiskey and OJ is also awful.
I ralphed on it when I was 17.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
that does sound pretty awful.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 26, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
It still turns my stomach... I am sure my grandma liked the puke smell
that is caused at her house too.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Sounds like you used to make a lot of bad decisions
and you obviously hate your tastebuds
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 26, 2011 4:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I use to still my Grandpa's Canadian Hunter
so I have tried lots of things with it.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
which game was worse: yesterday or today?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
This one
It’s pissing me off more
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
today's
i can deal with the players’ poor performance, but i can’t tolerate umpires changing the course of a game like this
There should be some recourse available to avoid
such Umpirial Sodomy.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
This one and it isn't even close...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 26, 2011 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
i would agree.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 26, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there a problem with having both O'Day and Yoshi in the pen at the same time?
I mean, I get the whole “Can’t have 2 submariners at the same time” thing…
But, if there 2 of your better options (assuming O’Day is) why not?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
x
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I bet she's a screamer
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
heh
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
i love this
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
dannon joe-gurt
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 26, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
what the fuck is tag talking about. lost interest a good 5 minutes ago
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to pot some plants.
catch you losers later.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Schwag or dro?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 26, 2011 4:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Haha, not that.
I haven’t seen schwag in 10 years.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
King of the castle
King of the castle
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 26, 2011 4:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
When was the last time you saw dro?
Stoner
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
so, the moral of the story is, kids:
NO MORE FUCKING DAY GAME EVER!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
What the fuck?
Beltre crushed that ball.
So, when is this BABIP thing going to start helping him out?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
According to Nadel, never.
Especially for Ian.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
They're all fucking terrible.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
pretty sure TDT has a higher voice than that chick.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
The game summary, in pictures
The umps:
The game:
The fans:
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I apologize if this seriously fucks up the thread
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
we suck at this baseball thing.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Detachable penis
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Dinosaur?
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
King Missile
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Who's going to sig this?
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
I might
I added one today. Strongly considering adding this one
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
It's better than the quote of mine.
You can get that almost any game day.
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Or anytime steelhome makes an appearance
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
Done
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer the "I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on."
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Really one cannot be put on without the other.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
Working on it
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Both now part of my sig
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
It's saved and it will return.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
That's why I had these
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
x
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
What about a chinese basket swing?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Well...
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate bleaching my cock.
It burns
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
That's counter productive.
Chicks hate small black ones.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Because you have to die it black.
It ’s evident.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Nah, it's like how black walls make a room look smaller.
I have to dye it black so that girls aren’t too intimidated.
I just prune the hedges and the nether region
it adds to the appearance. Also it helps to not get fat because the fat around your shaft takes up space making it look smaller and it decreases the depth of your penetration.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Spindly fuck for the win!
Yeah, trimming is good too. (Dammit, now it looks like I do it because it’s small.)
Is there something we should know?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
D'OH
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
gonna be at least a week until Napoli returns
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
Dang this team needs some grease
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
x
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
if that was the rangers murphy, he wouldve been called out
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Motherfucker you are out
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"You're fucking worthless." by matchst1ck on Jun 26, 2011 2:27 PM CDT to steel home
damn. that was one hell of a throw
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
So...
I tweeted earlier that Tim Howard was right and that it was a disgrace that our men’s national team was booed on its home soil last night.
A self-described “100% Mexicano expatriate” responded saying that I should get used to it because the Mexicans are taking back the American Southwest.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He went on to say that they (Mexicans, I guess) intend to return it to Mexico.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
What a dumbass
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
to that guy:
cs,b
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 26, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
That's news to me.
I must have missed that meeting.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
His argument is that Mexicans are truly "native" Americans, so they were here first.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
x
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
dinosaurpenis are the true "native" americans
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 26, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
I know.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
You have a real job so you weren't invited.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
If mowing my lawn is taking it back, then yes he is correct.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
we got a new roof, and had the lawn mowed.
mexicanos galore.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 26, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I started breeding my own. I am hoping the will clean my house and wash my dishes.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
tim should stop worrying about some bull shit ceremony
and start yelling at his turd of a defense. fucking pathetic.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 26, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
He says that the word "American" should not be used to describe citizens of the United States.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I wouldn't hit that with Li$a's strap-on.
by Closure GT on Jun 26, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
and then bleach it afterwards
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
You can use jihads penis
Makes it all interacially
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 26, 2011 4:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Whoops it's your penis
After you dye it do you put yellow stripes on it?would probably be more festive
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 26, 2011 4:47 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
GOET just coming back from the commercial. There is chubby kid with a small bat.
You need to gif him, you’ll see why.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Dana's face does make it more awesome
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Lol
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Blue shirt, would ya?
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
Meant the girl on the left.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
I'll take h,r and you can keep your guy.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
fuck the mets
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Izzy is still in the league?
Dang
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
this is dumb
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Any kissing mixed in?
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Wait... doesn't VFN live in Buenos Aires?
"Nolan's about to make me shit my pants." by LiamP on Jun 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT
Yes.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
Ruh roh
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, they're still playing?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
screw this game... flipping over to the PBA tour on ESPN
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jun 26, 2011 4:44 PM CDT reply actions
You know a baseball game is bad when you're more interested in watching bowling on TV...
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I know
but I’d rather play it, you know?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Hundred pin bowling in Wii Sports Resort is fun
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Agreed
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
About out of Boones Farm
I guess it’s time for the hard stuff
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Wine
Strawberry Hill to be exact.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Purple or orange?
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 26, 2011 4:52 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Sprite remix
FTW
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jun 26, 2011 4:57 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I really hate Jose Reyes.
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
I don't like Jose Reyes
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
The Mets have been clawing all season
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
That kinda infuriates me
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
This team
Is nowhere near last years team as far as the eye test goes.
Our only saving grace is our division is as average as we are
by death of the cool on Jun 26, 2011 4:47 PM CDT reply actions
your shitty team ain't going anywhere. You're only winning cause of the umps
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
This just happened.
DWCook Darrell W. Cook
#Mets thinking about trading Reyes because he’s in contract year. How would he look at 2b for the #Rangers? Oh my.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
What? Elvis got ejected?
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Really?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
For being too handsome to be sitting on the bench
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
These motherfuckers threw out Elvis?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 26, 2011 4:51 PM CDT reply actions
Now you know they're being self-entitled assholes
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Get 'em Elvis!
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
We need to send a tape of this game to Bud Selig
He won’t watch it, but fuck it this is ridiculous
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
Great idea
Now to title the tape…
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Think you've seen everything SCANDINAVIAN PORN has to offer?
Well here’s all of HOLLAND getting fucked non-stop from head to toe.
...I don't think Holland is in Scandinavia
Sorry…
Great concept though. Like where this is going
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Just change Scandinavian to Dutch
And I think we’ve got a winner
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
After the game, I want to see the Rangers go to the umps and let them have it
But I’m more than likely expecting way too much
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
Oh, yuck.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
And...K-Rod
let’s hope he doesn’t get super-pissed. Then it could get ugly
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
I was about to say...
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't that a song?
“I’m fucking angels, instead…”
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 26, 2011 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Faith +1
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrhJT98IoaQ
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
That might be my favorite episode
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
One time, two times, three times my Savior
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
I CAN NEVER WIN MY BET CAUSE YOU IDIOTS DON'T GIVE OUT PLATINUM ALBUMS
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
Come Sail Away!
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Ian, swinging one-handed never works for you
Why do you keep doing so?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
Reyes has been doing so all season apparently
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got mine on
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
MY really wanted to ground into a dp
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
call?
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
shit
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
KROD REMEMBERS WHEN HAMILTON DESTROYED HIM IN 2008
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
Just to piss you off
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
sigh...
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
Why swing at that?
Hit and run? Still dumb
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Nellie, show us your boomstick!
….and your bat!
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Preferably both
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
poopy
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
well, fuck.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
What a shitastic game
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
I didn't realize that you had no command today.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jun 26, 2011 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
steel home didn't...
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 26, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
You could stop at Babe's in Burleson.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
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