NBA Finals Game 4 Thread - "The Comeback Starts Now"
by TxStCa on Jun 7, 2011 6:24 PM CDT
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PrintWell.......here we go. A must win game for the Mavs. Jason Terry has insured that LeBron James will shut him down for the rest of the series. So yeah, here's a funny picture of Jeff Van Gundy and Dwyane Wade.
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I'm scared we are going to get blown out tonight, honestly.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
if this happens
we can all thank Jason Terry and Deshawn Stevenson for all of that extra fodder they gave Wade and James.
I can't believe Barea is starting for Stevenson. If they are gonna take out Stevenson why not use Brewer?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
New strategy:
Tell Lebron his legacy will suffer if he wins a title where he’s not even the best player on his team in the finals, and only the third best player on the court. Hope he tries to upstage Wade and ruins their chemistry.
(Although really, I suppose you could argue that his being willing to defer to Wade despite being the best player in the game is a sign of maturity beyond his years. But fuck that.)
I'm sure if he cared about all of that
he wouldn’t have joined the Heat in the first place. He probably prefers deferring to Wade anyway.
Pretty slow in here....
I’m not really that surprised though.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
People are afraid.
Most have seen too many winters… or two few.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Everyone is just very nervous.
A win in Game 4 and I’m sure everyone will be pumped up and ready to go for Thursday night.
I don't know who I hate more...
Wade or Bron Bron. It’s pretty damn close…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Wade.
It’s not debatable for me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You can hate both equally.
As much as you can hate a person.
Since I'm not a Mavs fan, I'm compelled to say Bron-Bron
but it would seem that ‘06 was more the fault of the referees than Wade. I understand if I’m alone in this, though.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Wade.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Surprise! Look who it is...
We got Jamal, Jimmy Jackson, and Jason Kidd.
Come to Reunion and watch us jam
Tell me who’s a Mavericks fan?
Well I am, oh yes I am!
And I am, oh yes I am!
And I am, oh yest I am!
I’m a Dallas Mavericks fan!
heh
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I can't remember the second part after that.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Please tell me I'm not the only one that remembers that jingle.
Also, if anybody can find it anywhere you win the internet.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Loved that song
Thought we had a big 3 the one year they all finally got on the court together. Mash was a beast before that first knee injury.
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell
by JukeboxJoe on Jun 7, 2011 8:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
They need to bring it back, it was pretty kickass.
Surprise! Look who it is…
We got Dirk and we still got Jason Kidd
Things have changed since the last time you heard this jam
But tell me who’s still a Mavericks fan?
Well I am, oh yes I am!
And I am, oh yes I am!
And I am, oh yes I am!
I’m a Dallas Mavericks fan!
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Apparently Brian Cardinal is ahead of Peja in the rotation.
Looks like Corey Brewer literally disappeared.
I'm going to say it now
so I don’t get accused of hindsight. I don’t see any advantage starting Barea. If he runs the point, Kidd becomes basically useless. He’s not going to be like Westbrook who can be very effective off the ball. His one plus is running the offense. If Barea is off the ball, what is he going to do? Stevenson is hardly the problem for the Mavs right now.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:03 PM CDT reply actions
I agree with this.
You don’t get desperate down 2-1 coming off a game you lost by 2. I don’t understand it.
Not when
the desperation move gives you no real advantage on either end of the floor. At least Stevenson has made a few shots and plays defense. Barea has been shitty and can’t guard my left nut.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
It's desperation-level stupid.
It’s “I don’t know what the fuck I’m going to do.” And “I have zero desire to change my rotation to include Corey Brewer, who could be INCREDIBLY useful to me right now.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I've been really frustrated
by the lack of PT for Brewer this post-season. I’ve said it from the first series. He needs to play with Butler out.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Stevenson has been one of the few bright spots this series.
He’s been good defensively, and it seems like he’s hit more of his open threes than usual.
Don’t understand the thinking here.
I think
he’s thinking that Barea on Bibby and Stevenson on Chalmers will work better than Kidd/Stevenson on Bibby and Barea on Chalmers.
Which kinda makes sense…sorta.
Carlisle is overthinking this.
And it’s probably going to cost us a championship.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
JJ picking his nose in the locker room and Brewer about to fall asleep.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"I'll make sure we got fresh guys in the game"
Oh god, what kind of Franken-lineup is he going to throw out there?
Fuck yes. Good start, Dirk.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Oh god
the moment I realised that the game had started, I lost all my happy vibes from eating pancakes
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Did you see that arch on that ball?
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:09 PM CDT reply actions
Chandler needs to learn to fall over when he tries to take a charge.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
That was in the cylinder.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Chance to throw an early haymaker
and Kidd throws it away twice and we won’t rebound
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
Bad, JJ....BAD!!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:13 PM CDT reply actions
J Kidd's turnovers and defense are dreadful
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Wow
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse defensive rebounding team
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
Turnovers again.
Jesus Christ. Same shit, different night.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Kidd
looks fucking fantastic tonight
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
Looks like the play like shit three and a half quarters strategy is still going to be in play.
Because that is the one thing we can’t scrap.
No one boxes out
They just stand and look at the ball after it has been shot. Chandler apparently greased up his hands before the game, he hasn’t been able to grab anything cleanly tonight.
Dirk needs to stop leaking out
and try to get boards.
8
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
The crowd was ready to explode
then we proceed to piss all over ourselves.
Yep, might as well get them pillows and blankets right now.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
It's amazing how they have each played in the league over a decade
And still show the poise of a rookie.
I'm pretty sure I said before the playoffs
that Dirk would be awesome as usual and the rest of the team would choke their brains out.
I just didn’t know they’d wait until the Finals to do that.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
8 OFFENSIVE BOARDS!!!!
FUCK!!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
In fairness
Anthony pushed off on that last one.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Nice pass to Chandler for a dunk
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCKING TURNOVERS!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
ugh.....TURNOVERS!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:20 PM CDT reply actions
Get him the fuck out right now.
Holy shit.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Seriously
Let them check it at the top after they miss their first shot. No need to even pretend like we’re gonna get the rebound.
Almost another goddamn turnover.
And the ball was in the cylinder again.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
AHAHA!!! What a pick by Cardinal!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
Bullshit foul call on Chandler.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
fuck these delayed whistles
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
Have to make sure he misses the shot first.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
HA!! Missed em both!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:23 PM CDT reply actions
WOO!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:23 PM CDT reply actions
That shot wasn't even challenged from Haslem.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Another turnover.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Kevin James
really?
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
True
How could I forget.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Again
what is Cardinal doing out there that Brewer couldn’t?
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:25 PM CDT reply actions
Missing open 3s
Pretty sure Brewer has nailed his open looks.
Nah,
size I think
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I know of only one difference...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Watching Carlisle sub right now
is like watching a drunk guy throw darts
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
WHERE IS MAHINMI!
GET OUT THERE FOR KIDD!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
We had a freshman football coach one year
that did things like that. 15 minutes before the game he would say, you are playing LB today. But I’m a safety. Today, you are a linebacker…
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
7th grade football, we got to choose our own positions on defense.
And where we wanted to line up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Bailey Rams
Football!!!
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
YOU KNOW IT!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Agreed
What is 4 extra minutes going to do?
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Played only 7 minutes this quarter
What the fuck? He doesn’t need 5 minutes of rest in the first quarter
Lane violation?
I’ve never seen one of those called I don’t think.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
It happens every shot
That’s funny
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I know. Why do they decide to call it there?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Fuck you
He has as much right to the spot as the offensive player does.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
Well, you see....Stevenson got the foul because James lowered his shoulder into Stevenson...
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
So driving down Central around 7:30pm today...
Saw a Jeep Liberty with obviously older Texas plates on it…And two Miami Heat car flags in the windows. Car flags are fucking stupid regardless of which team you support.
"GET YOUR ASS HUNG UP ON NOW YOU IDIOT!"
Did you run them off the road?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I was thinkin about it...
But I’m not a Mavs fan so I just clowned on the fucker to myself.
"GET YOUR ASS HUNG UP ON NOW YOU IDIOT!"
zHAHAHAHA
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
MAKE THE FUCKING LAYUP, BAREA!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
God dammit JJ
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
TOO MANY PASSES!!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
Holy fuck, JJ.
You fucking suck cock.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
This moment is obviously too much for Barea.
That’s a huge 2 points we lost right there and he had a hilariously open layup.
I don't even want to think about the end of the game...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
At least Barea
did the really cool underhand scoop before he threw it off the front of the rim.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
Jason Terry, you unbelievable piece of shit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
4 points we just gave away.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's bullshit.
There was no foul there and Carlisle was right.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I find it very odd
that there is no 5 second rule in the NBA
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:33 PM CDT reply actions
LBJ
dribbled at midcourt with Stevenson all over him for at least 8 seconds.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You're fucking kidding me with this bullshit.
Fucking Heat motherfuckers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I hate this game.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Fucking die, LeBron.
Fucking die the slowest death ever.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
This is why I can't watch a whole season of basketball.
Too many flopping babies, even on the mavericks.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Then when they actually do foul
They whine and complain a foul was called on them. It’s like an entire roster of Ian Kinsler 2.0
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Thanks for the subject line....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
It's one of the things that has turned me off of basketball...
Altogether, at least the NHL has make up calls, which is sad to say but it’s true.
"GET YOUR ASS HUNG UP ON NOW YOU IDIOT!"
Good for Van Gundy.....
At least he’s calling out James
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
That was possibly the worst flop I've ever watched live.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You think we're going to stop the offensive rebounds?
That’s just part of this series. Get used to it.
Oh, they won't have 40?
Sweet!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Lebron is a piece of shit just like Wade.
League of style.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This game is an abortion.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Mark Jackson
What do you want him to do, not flop? Exactly you dumbass. Be a man and play the game. If you’re cut off, pass the ball like at every other level of basketball. The strongest motherfucker in the league barely gets bumped and acts like he got knocked into the 3rd row.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
Put in Cardinal and actually knock him into the 3rd row.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I want to know if the refs actually go home and watch game tape
And when they see a flop, say “well look at that I really fucked up that call.”
Nah
those guys are so trained to have that swagger they can always explain every call.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
If they're like any other refs...
Their calls get graded after every game by a higher up in the league. And if I’m not mistaken, playoff refs are chosen by their averages. Can someone back me up here?
"GET YOUR ASS HUNG UP ON NOW YOU IDIOT!"
they actualy have laptops that are sent videos at halftime of questionable calls from the 1st half.
They look at them during halftime.
- I'm kinda a big deal. -
Saw the in movie previews at Hangover 2 over the weekend...
The previews were funnier than Hangover 2 was.
"GET YOUR ASS HUNG UP ON NOW YOU IDIOT!"
Eric is spelled with a C
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
STOP IT, BAREA!!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:40 PM CDT reply actions
For the love of Christ, Dirk.
JJ fucking Barea does not need to take that shot no matter how open he is.
YOU DO.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Hooray
we rule at starting quarters.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
STOP PASSING, DIRK!
THIS IS YOUR GAME. THIS IS YOUR SERIES. STOP GIVING THE BALL AWAY!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Oh my fucking lord.....
STOP SHOOTING 3’s YOU SHITTY FUCKS!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Barea can't make a fucking layup.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Fucking Barea.
Fuck that guy. You have got to get him out of there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
JJ
that’s embarassing
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
Get that fucking idiot out of the game.
He fucking sucks.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
5 point swing on JJ's missed layup...right there!!
Get….him…….OUT OF THERE!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
Rick Carlisle has no idea what he's doing right now.
He’s blowing any chance the Mavericks have in this series by sticking with Barea no matter what.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
During this timeout
Barea is going to request that Carlisle do the Hoosiers measure the basket scene Gene Hackman style. He is probably convinced it is higher than 10 feet.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
How can you take this team seriously
if they decide they want to dish out the money its going to take to bring back JJ Barea.
They were talking about it on The Ticket today....
Said he’s probably a full mid-level exception signing for someone….$25 million…..
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I was just taking a shit...
And part of me just knew that JJ Barea was doing the same thing on a basketball court.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Barea reminds me
of my freshman team point guard last year. Great moves to the rim, no ability to make a lay up.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
If Barea comes back out from this timeout.
I think I’m going to fucking lose it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Of course he did.
OF COURSE HE DID.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
The fifth best one...
And that includes the underaged ones cause at least they show potential.
"GET YOUR ASS HUNG UP ON NOW YOU IDIOT!"
I love her for reasons unknown to me.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Pushing Daisies sealed it for me
but I will never watch this “Good Christian Bitches” “G.C.B.” show.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Wait, Chris Bosh was a Spurs fan?
I hope he dies too.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Remember when we were up 6-0
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
So who wants to blackmail the NO front office into giving the Mavs Chris Paul?
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
We'll even give them Peja back
for FREE!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
This
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Chandler... get some life into this team.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Who is the one jackass
screaming when the Mavs shoot free throws.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:48 PM CDT reply actions
Glad we didn't start him
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:49 PM CDT reply actions
Stevenson actually adding something tonight.
That could be big.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Oh so now we ae gonna do this again...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
FUCK YOU JJ!!!
GET OFF MY TEAM!!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I'm on my way to the AAC with firearms.
I’m going to fix our Barea problem.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Turnover followed by an offensive rebound......
nice……
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
And there's Barea again
Dribbling in the middle of the paint with no idea why he’s there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That was terrible
He just dribbled around like it was basketball camp.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Barea
fucking sucks.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
A slight modification....
YOU HAVE TO FALL FLOP IN ORDER TO HAVE THE FOUL CALLED DIRK!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Worthless cocksucks on the defensive glass.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Guess we are going to play the climb the impossible mountain game again.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I'm just stunned that Rick Carlisle is allowing Barea to play us out of this game
and out of the series.
Why?
Why are you stunned? It’s what Carlisle does.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He doesn't know what to do other than to keep going exactly like he has.
He trusts Barea for whatever reason, so he will die with him.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He trusts him
because 70% of the time, he’s a decent backup point guard.
The other 30%, he’s terrible.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Backup point guard.
Not a shooter, or a defender, or anyone you can rely on to carry you or start for you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Mark Cuban
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
No one in the West can play D like Miami.
Or has two guys like Wade and James.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
They could win if they played every game at a really high level
Not like Miami has been overwhelming the Mavs in any game this series. Unfortunately everyone besides Dirk has played like absolute dogshit, independent of Miami’s defense.
The defense hasn't been terrible.
Barea could start making layups.
Terry could get hot.
Wade could fall off the plane on the way back to iami.
Is there a pace-adjusted efficiency stat or such that shows Miami lighting it up?
Cause for a team with Lebron, Wade, and Bosh, the scores don’t seem out of hand.
I don't understand this
They have held Miami to low shooting percentages and point totals, and their trapping defense in the fourth quarter has stifled Miami in two consecutive games.
So everything else that they have been doing is moot because they give up offensive boards?
Even if they outrebounded Miami last game? Against this team you have to play defense well enough to keep you in the game, you aren’t going to shut them down. Mavs have performed that admirably. They are down because their role players, who they relied on throughout the playoffs, have been awful.
Like I said below
Miami’s offense has been sub-par, which is why looking purely at shooting percentage and points isn’t going to give you a complete picture.
No.
We’re not good enough.
Dirk would have to play at 150%.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
They won't win this game.
Much less this series. This thing is over.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
There is zero reason to be optimistic about this game.
They’re doing nothing well.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You are smarter than everyone else.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on Jun 7, 2011 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your optimism makes me so fucking happy.
Especially when it’s right.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Fuck no.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Miami has the better players, offensive organization, and much better defense.
If you break it down and really watch this……the Mavs should be swept, easily.
- I'm kinda a big deal. -
This is so fucking terrible.
Looks like a 7th grade B team game.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Barea
is the worst player on the floor and he continues to stay on the floor.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
I mean, I get it, Jim. You have to show faith in your players.
And…dagnabit, I can’t think of an appropriate Carrey quote.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I'm out...
On anything with Cameron Diaz…Gets way more credit than she deserves.
"GET YOUR ASS HUNG UP ON NOW YOU IDIOT!"
The talking basketball
is stupid
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
man we have some chokers on this team
Barrea
Terry
Peja
….thanks for losing us the Finals
by death of the cool on Jun 7, 2011 8:53 PM CDT reply actions
Of course Dirk will score 40 brilliantly
Only to watch Miami win it after Terry blows a defensive assignment for the seventeenth time.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
TOWEL WAVING BITCH!!!
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
And your book was shitty!!!
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
the "WHAAAAT WHINE WHINE FACE"
ugh basketball players are such pussies.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Stevenson is singlhandedly keeping us in this game.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Joel Anthony
with the shot clock winding down. Never thought I would hear that.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
FINISH IN THE PAINT!!!
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
Also, continuing the defense discussion
Miami’s offense has played pretty poorly in this series.
I don’t think Dallas deserves all the credit.
Both offenses have looked like trash, and the games have been close.
So I don’t know why you’d assume that Miami’s problems have been less caused by the opponent.
Because I've watched a lot of open looks lip out?
If you think Dallas’ defense has been anything close to Miami’s, I don’t know what to say.
I've seen a lot of open looks pop out for Dallas...
(See, the Rickster agrees with me! But so does JVG. Fuck.)
I don't follow your claim that Miami's defense explains more Dallas mistakes/missed open looks,
than Dallas’s defense explains Miami’s. It’s not like this is a Dallas team with no scoring depth, like they’ve looked in the first few games.
It seems implied between:
“If you think Dallas’ defense has been anything close to Miami’s, I don’t know what to say.”
and
“If you think Dallas’ defense has been anything close to Miami’s, I don’t know what to say.”
and
“You keep saying the defense hasn’t been terrible.
But you’re wrong."
and the general “the Mavs have no shot” motif.
So far there have been two down-to-the-wire games and one game that was pretty close until the final minutes. So why not expect it to continue to be fairly evenly matched unless you think one team’s been getting less lucky, for lack of a better phrase, than the other? If you don’t, why would you expect the Heats’ offense to improve but not the Mavs’?
Couple of things
Dallas playing worse defense will obviously mean Miami’s offense has a better shot to improve.
Also, Miami has two superstars with slashing/driving games. Makes it easier to bust slumps.
Dallas has a bunch of jumpshooters that have gone cold. It’s too small a sample for me to expect all the cold guys to suddenly become hot again so they match their season PER or something. It might happen, but it doesn’t seem as likely as Miami doing it.
Well that's the whole central disagreement...
Dallas playing worse defense will obviously mean Miami’s offense has a better shot to improve.
And heck, even if the Mavs haven’t been playing as good defense as Miami, that’s hardly the same thing as terrible.
Regarding the last paragraph, that’s why I said I think they could win but won’t. I don’t have any data on streakiness in basketball, but even if there’s no such things as streaks I’m worried that it would take more than going back to the mean, but to actually get hot, and that’s obviously not super likely.
They deserve a lot of it
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
MKimESPNAmerica Michael Kim
ESPN’s Outside the Lines: Terrelle Pryor made $20,000-$40,000 autographing memorabilia, according to a former friend who witnessed it.
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
No one cares.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
That is not even the least bit surprising.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
+1000
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Finally. Good basketball.
Now do this the rest of the game.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Well... I switched back to the Rangers.
Now I can’t switch back. They’ve gone a run.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
The defense has been stout the entire game.
We’re finally starting to do better on the offensive side.
If you play your ass off defensively
it makes offense so much easier. Hardest message to get across coaching basketball.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
You can just tell when it happens for them, too.
Guys flying all over the place, everyone moving, it just looks great.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Excellent run.....JJ on the bench....
Coincidence? I think NOT!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
Haha...
That was one hell of a late whistle.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
its almost like the refs....
are waiting and then think….shit we better call that or someone will say something
by death of the cool on Jun 7, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
They've admitted
that on some fouls they wait to see if the ball goes in. If it does, they let it go, if it misses, they call the foul.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
LBJ foul
and his book was shitty!!!
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
He wrote a book?
I don’t believe he can write 5 sentences, much less a book.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
It's awful
I read one chapter and stopped.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd imagine so.
I’d use it for firestarter in winter.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
"I'm Taking My Flopping to South Beach"
By Lebron James
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Play our game
Do our stuff. Play hard. Get ready for the grind
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 9:02 PM CDT reply actions
Seriously, when did Stevenson become like the Mavericks third best player?
Because he has been this series.
I'm mad.
This is the last time Dallas is going to the Finals for probably a decade at least, and they’re STBF.
And you won't like BG
when he’s angry!!!
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Until we find another franchise player.
And we’ll have to suck horribly for a chance to get one again.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Won't we just re-sign Barea?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
And suck horribly
in the correct year or you get stuck with someone like Kyrie Irving
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
But suck in the right year and only once
And you can luck into Tim Duncan and multiple championships.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Or you can luck into LeBron James, Kevin Durant and Russel Westbrook..
and still not win any championships.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 7, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Lebron and Durant both went to teams that were bad for a long time.
Particularly Lebron.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
The Sonics were pretty bad before they moved.
Not as bad as Cleveland, though.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
They had one of the greatest streaks ever until about 4 years before Durant.
They didn’t suffer that long.
When you already have David Robinson at the tail of his prime.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
So the answer here
is for Dirk to get injured and tank next season.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck fuck fuck him!!!!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Why doesn't a Mav fan tell that idiot screaming to shut the fuck up?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
In '06
two Heat fans were talking shit. Some guys grabbed his hat and threw it into the next section. He cried like a little bitch to the usher.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Did the usher do anything?
cause if it’s at the Ballpark the other guys probably get thrown out.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
No
they made the Heat guys move seats.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I went to game 3.
There was a fucking mouthy Heat fan talking shit in the first half.
He got shouted down by enough people that he was quiet for the second half.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
If you're going to foul him
Foul him before he gets to the basket.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Somebody better fuck 3 in the ass next time he spins baseline
No lube.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Kidd and Barea
having a turnover battle
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 9:09 PM CDT reply actions
So when ESPN takes over a suite for their stage
do they pay something to the guy that owns that suite for the season?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Dirk has not been so good since he came back in.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Kind of hard when you have a rhythm going
and then your coach sits you for 5-6 minutes at a time. He’s gone in and out like 3 times. Why not stick with the routine he’s accustomed to?
Fucking Carlisle.
He’s a moron.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He ran 4 steps
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
Bosh thinks that shot has made him a legend.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Fuck everything
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Explains the rest
SportsSturm
And yes, Dirk being sick rumors have been around this afternoon and evening. No idea if they are true.
Whatever.
That just means Barea has to put 2% more energy in and make his open layups, or Terry has to hit his wide open shots.
Didn't stop Jordan...
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't stop Dirk either.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Mavs shooting 50% and losing while the Heat are shooting 29%
It’s amazing what turnovers and bad rebounding can do.
Wilpon calls Magic by his first name.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
See above.
He’s apparently sick.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Then he'd better play every minute of the second half.
I don’t care how sick he is.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I don't see how that's possible.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It isn't.
8 is just the 1st qtr. 2nd qtr is nowhere to be found online.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Also that's wrong.
Box score only shows 1st QTR.
It’s affecting NBA.com and ESPN.com
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
This is blank.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
It's awesome...
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
They edited them out.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I hate seeing pictures of Caron Butler.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Makes me sad that we're down 2
and Lebron is 1-4.
Mark Jackson a coach....
It had to be his in-depth analysis and spot on commentary in this series that sealed their decision….
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
We're fucking cursed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
PLAY OUR GAME!
/Spoelstra
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I hate Mark Jackson with every fiber of my basketball being.
I hope that every team he “coaches” loses every damn game they play.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
I'm so mad that idiot is going to coach the Warriors right when I had started to kind of like them...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm just mad that a guy who is as undeserving as Jackson gets a coaching job over other more deserving candidates.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Looked all ball.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Foul?
Looked like he got all ball….
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
I like how we learned Lebron had the sniffles 6 hours before the game
and Dirk’s 100+ fever is found out at halftime
Barea?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Ohh...ohh....I know this!!!
Pick me!! Pick me!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
And Manu doesn't reveal his elbow was actually broken until after the series.
But that’s neither here nor there.
Dirk’s a fucking warrior.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
And that the jagoff Jackson downplays Dirk's fever like it's nothing more than just a ready-made excuse for him.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Marion's shooting style never ceases to amaze me...
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:38 PM CDT reply actions
It is a bitch shooting free throws with him on video games
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
This times a million. I always fuck up on 2K11 because of it.
Apologies to anyone that already posted this...
…but Thor is an impostor. Dirk is the true God of Thunder
by Steve Estep on May 23, 2011 9:46 PM PDT
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jun 8, 2011 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I was at game 3.
It was a good crowd.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
You say this, but have you ever been to a Mavs playoff game?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Why does that matter?
And yes, in 06 against the Suns.
by TooLegitToQuit on Jun 7, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
The TV doesn't do the crowd justice.
Not even remotely.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Hey Barea, you can't shoot raindrops over Bosh.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Another bullshit foul for Bosh.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Bosh is a Kaminoan, btw.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
AHAHAH!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Come the fuck on..........
Fuck you JVG. Go fuck your brother.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
YEAH, MARION!!!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
Take a fucking charge, Marion.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I don't think he had a chance to....
That was a good foul, though..
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Why can't Dirk get a call or two?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
JJ is a bigger overdribbler than Westbrook.
That’s saying something.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Bosh is killing us.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Fucking hell Wade.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Fantastic defense there and he still makes the fucking shot.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Great D
and he still beats us. That’s just tough.
The past 48 sports hours have been rough.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Very.
Crotch shot after crotch shot.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That movie has been done.
It wasn’t good then, either.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Marion has a gift.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Marion wants to win a championship...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
They all do.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Ahhhh, the hook shot.....
Such a great shot….
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
Sure.
Ask Cleveland.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's why he chose to stay there.
He didn’t need help.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
No he's not.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
He can't.
If he could, he would have stayed in Cleveland, and tried to build a legacy like MJ.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I get that you two don't understand what the word "legacy" means in basketball terms.
It’s just funny that you think you’re right.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Dictionary.com:
leg·a·cy
/ˈlɛgəsi/ Show Spelled [leg-uh-see] Show IPA noun, plural -cies.
1.
Law . a gift of property, especially personal property, as money, by will; a bequest.
2.
anything handed down from the past, as from an ancestor or predecessor: the legacy of ancient Rome.
3.
an applicant to or student at a school that was attended by his or her parent.
Obviously all that suggests he should’ve stayed in Cleveland.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Which is why I wrote "in basketball terms."
But I don’t expect you to get it.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
See: Russell, Bill; Jordan, Michael; etc., etc.
Like I mentioned, I don’t expect you to get it.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course, because he has the Finals MVP award named after him!
Legacy!
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
This is just another question that proves you don't know a whole lot about the game.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course not, but fucknuts seem to think there's just one way to achieve greatness in those terms.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
No, I just don't think you can achieve a lasting legacy
by pussing out when the going gets tough.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Well obviously we disagree then.
But stop pretending that there’s one way and all other ways are somehow less meaningful..
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I never remotely said that.
I just said that the way James chose precludes HIM from having a lasting legacy akin to MJ’s.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Again, there's no way to define how someone achieves a 'lasting' legacy.
What’s a ‘lasting’ legacy? I think we all remember Shawn Bradley. He’s got a lasting legacy, hasn’t he?
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
You're just being intentionally obtuse now, so I'm done trying to explain it to you.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
You haven't given anything but
your opinions. Rather than anything of substance regarding why your position should be correct.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
And you pretend that we're talking about "legacy" in the sense of Shawn Bradley.
Legacy isn’t built solely on stats. But like said before, you’re just being willfully obtuse. Anyone who knows basketball at all knows that James will never be remotely close to MJ’s equal.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions
No, we're trying to construct a definition of what 'legacy' is.
All you’ve talked about is ‘building’ a legacy. What’s a legacy? So far all we’ve made out is that it’s how a player is remembered in basketball terms.
And I never said he’d be better than MJ. Top ten player of all time.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Is this really how you argue?
Just dismissing people who don’t agree with you?
I could accept that (I guess) if you at least put forth a substantive argument.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously... the TV really really really filters out the crowd noise.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
is it bad that I want him to put his elbow in someone's eye orbit?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I watched the Day in the Life of Shawn Marion..
He only eats 1 meal on gamedays.
How does he have any energy?
The one meal is the blood of a unicorn.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Obviously, I'm not an NBA player.
But I did the same thing in high school. I couldn’t stand to be full when a game started, or anywhere close to full.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I ate some pizza like an hour before every game
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I would have blown chunks at mid-court.
I always got super-nervous right before tip.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
fry daddy + state fair corn dogs = world domination
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I fried some chimichangas last night
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I bet they were awesome
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I remember seeing Viagra commercials with Rafael Palmiero...
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 7, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Those were about as bad as Extenze with Jimmy Johnson....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
And Jimmy Johnson cock growing commercials
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Yes, are we talking, like, an excellent sandwich
or a Michael Phelps Breakfast™?
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
wait maybe this is like the OKC game
where he missed one, and so had gotten it out of his system before nailing the 2 to tie it up
You know Dirk isn't feeling well...
…when he misses a free throw.
Must be a killer fever
to cause the impossible.
So this Green Lantern commercial shows more of what I assume is supposed to be the plot.
Still looks like shit.
Yes.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
X-Men FC was really really good though.
I put it behind only Dark Knight in comic book movies.
And the plot is better than DK… just hard to top the fantastic Joker of Heath Ledger and I love Batman.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I'm going to see that tomorrow night.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Nope
Good when it first came out, but has been topped a few times.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Begins is good.
But it’s a significant measure behind Dark Knight.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Oh I know.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That's up there to.
But my personal rankings have it 3rd behind the two I mentioned.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Favorite (Recent) Superhero movies:
1. The Incredibles 2. The Dark Knight 3. X-Men: First Class 4. Iron Man 5. Thor.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, looks very forgettable.
Basically, looks like the Ed Norton Hulk.
Also, the new X-Men is really good.
I didn't see either,
but I thought that Hulk looked better than the other one.
But the commercials made me laugh when Ed Norton said “I’m having severe troubles with my personality” or somesuch. Seen that movie already!
Ang Lee Hulk never happened.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Terrible.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
fuuuck
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
Hey turnovers!
welcome back Mavs!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
what the fuck was that?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
How was that not a charge!?!?!
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
Because he's Brian Cardinal.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Terry's such a lazy little bitch
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Of course they're going to call that a charge.
It’s Lebron vs. Cardinal.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Ball don't lie.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
We have nobody I trust on the floor right now to take shots.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Is there anyone on this team you SHOULD trust...
…other than Dirk?
wow
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I don't know if there's anyone I hate more than Wade.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
If someone paid me a dollar, I'd put a bullet in his head.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I don't need the dollar.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Can someone please tell me who is going to score with this Dallas offensive lineup?
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 9:58 PM CDT reply actions
son of a bitch
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
I want him dead. Dead.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Should have been a T.
Fuck him. He’s such a fucking f*****t.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
What if he said an abstinent one?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Heh... until you commented I thought it said "fuckwit"
And I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with that.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Heh....Chandler....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jun 7, 2011 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
Why wouldn't you
at least try Roddy B or Brewer out there for a few…just to see what happens.
Can’t be worse than that lineup they just had out there
He was two weeks ago.
Carlisle just finally noticed.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Why do I watch this?
The basketball gods hate the Mavericks for some reason. Or the Heat just went ahead and sold their souls to Satan. One of those two.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
This is true.
I guess I should have put, “or both of the above” instead.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
It just happened a few seconds ago
Wade surpassed Bowen on my all-time sports hate list.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Wow.
That took you a really long time.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Terry you are the worst.
I hate you so much.
No problem with the shot.
Just didn’t go in. That wasn’t even close to his most egregious plays.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I just hate that he talked
and he’s done nothing to back it up. It was the right shot though.
by behindthebag on Jun 7, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Terry talks too much.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Dirk is sick of him.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Oh man....they can't hit anything.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Dirk ain't right.
God hates the Mavericks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I think I'm done with this sport after this series. One way or the other.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I'm starting to think the same thing.
It’s pretty much the WWE now.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I'm going to become a Warriors fan!
Well, I would have if they hadn’t hired Mark Jackson.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
This is meant to be funny.
But it isn’t.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
It's not really supposed to be funny.
Wouldn’t it be nice to root for the favorites?
Alternately, my luck follows me and I get to see Wade lose.
So, Yankees fan?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
It would be hard to pick a new baseball team.
Nobody’s won it that much the past decade, or looks to be in a Heat-like position.
I can't do it anymore.
If the basketball gods deny Dirk again, to this dwyouchetard team, I’m done.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Clear path!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
TAKE IT TO THE FUCKING RACK YOU MOTHERFUCKING PUSSIES.
FUCK
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Without a healthy Dirk
This game is over.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Pretty much.
The worst part is, all those people who don’t want to give Dirk his due will remember his shooting in this game and conveniently forget he was playing sick.
I was obviously very wrong here.
And I’m so happy. Fuck you TXSTCA!!! YOU FUCKING DOUCHE!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Jun 7, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Get Terry out of the game and get Marion in there.
I’ve seen enough of him.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
9 points.
Ballgame. Series.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm going to start playing RTTS.
If they come back and win that’s great.
But I’m done watching tonight.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
well this was it for the mavs for the foreseeable future
by jonathan rigby on Jun 7, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
For the league.
This is probably the worst the Heat will be for the next five years.
They will get even better as they play together longer.
They will have more players coming to them for league minimum.
Without significant injury I don’t see any team beating them based on the current construction and players.
Shaq/Kobe could have… but nothing like that exists other than them.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I keep doing this.
I’m such a twat.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You were not alone.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
You're not alone.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I fucking hate this so much
But more than anything I hate myself for believing again.
by dolphinpuncher on Jun 7, 2011 10:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I hate that we're going to have to watch those fuckers win again.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Definitely, this.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
It took the Finals to fully get my heart back for the Mavs.
I wasn’t even upset when they lost that big lead to Portland… just said, “Oh well, that’s the Mavs.”
This hurts again. The fucking Heat… AGAIN.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Same.
I knew better. I said it all year. I ignored them all year. Then they proved me wrong and swept the Lakers. Then I saw the grit they played with in the OKC series and got sucked in. All the while knowing damn well what I was getting myself into.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
the sports gods must really hate Dallas
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
Cowboys will reach the Superbowl.... and lose this year
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
HOLY FUCK THEY CALLED A TRAVEL ON LEBRON??
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
We're down by 5 you fucking idiot.
You haven’t accomplished anything yet.
I will allow myself to like Terry for the next two minutes...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 10:14 PM CDT reply actions
Testament to your greatness.
by dolphinpuncher on Jun 7, 2011 10:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
What? No one keeps up with Texas cock fighting?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I knew what you meant.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
There is zero reason Wade should be getting that rebound.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Fuck this fucking shit.
It pisses me off because it’s so obvious to me how to beat this team.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Take out their greatest piece, Erik Spoelstra.
by dolphinpuncher on Jun 7, 2011 10:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Send Cardinal into the stands to beat the shit out of Pat Riley.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Wade isn't as talented as Lebron.
But he is the heart of this team.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
That's impossible.
/mavsfanstrangelydefendinglebron
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I said you were.
And you are.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
But such a lovely pirouette
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Dirk. Do this. DO IT.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I am going to hate the highlights from this series for the rest of my life...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
I'm going to hate the NBA for the next 7 years
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 7, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I already hate the NBA.
But I like Dirk too much. I want him to get this so badly that I can’t look away.
Me too
and a good guy like Dirk apparently isn’t worthy of getting what he deserves
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 7, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate Wade so fucking much. I mean rage.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
That was it right there.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Dirk will keep it close.
I don’t know if that’s enough.
But Dirk will keep it close.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Chandler cannot get blocked by Wade there.
That was fucking weak.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
THIS IS THE CORRECT OFFENSIVE STRATEGY.
Take it to the fucking lane and make them foul. Get somebody off the court.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I don't hate Wade near as much as the other two ass clowns
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
This is why I didn't let myself fully invest in the mavs again during this postseason
Games like this would hurt too much if I let myself care like I did in 2006. I know it’s not over, but it sure feels like it is.
TYSON!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Come on Chandler, flush that shit
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
C'mon you dirty motherfuckers. FIND A WAY!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
STFU 3!!!!! STFU!!!!!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Dammit they're coming back too quickly;
next comes another Miami run, then there won’t be enough time left.
notsureifserious
YES!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
POINTS. IN. THE. PAINT.
It’s not fucking rocket science!
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This is the correct defensive strategy.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I'm guessing they probably are.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
If they keep doing exactly what they're doing right now then they have a good chance.
If they deviate they’re going to fuck it up.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Crowd into it.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Or just in Dallas according to some.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I scream a lot.
Fist pumps too.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Same.
I drink a lot too. And cuss.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I have been shown the exit several times by ushers
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Hasn't happened to me yet, shockingly.
I actually have a hard time figuring out why it hasn’t happened yet.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Are you a big guy?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Nah, average size.
5’10" 190ish.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Jihad is like 6'5"
That tends to inspire more fights from my experience. People like fighting big guys.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
And big guys like fightin'.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Generally they pick them with me
like TDT trying to fight me at first tailgate
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
One of my best friends is 6'4" about 280.
People start fights with him all the time.
It’s amazing.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I was about 245 last October
now I am 215 but yea they like trying to prove something
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Exactly.
It’s like a challenge.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I have been fighting people since I was a kid
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I high-five strangers...
I’m that guy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I like that guy.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I do too
And I start fights with the opposing fans
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
lmao, Yankees fans are the most fun.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I punched a Jeter after game 1 of the ALCS
He was picking on some Rangers fan… So I picked on him
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
*high five*
This loud mouthed fucker was talking shit and wearing a Babe Ruth jersey. I yelled “Babe Ruth is dead you stupid fuck” at him.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This dude was pushing some guy who was with his girl
I was with another big dude and he and his other Jeter declined the altercation
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I do that too.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I am a ticking fucking time bomb in the stands
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
lol absolutely
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Should have seen me at the ALDS
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I'm loud at home.
Just stone-faced in public.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
like at bars and stuff?
same thing. Wouldn’t even know I have a interest in either team by looking at me
I'm super stoic whenever bad stuff happens.
Fist pumps and claps for good stuff early in the fourth.
Shouting and high fives and fuck yeahs for good stuff late.
I do that.
Just to shout something.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
MAKE THE SHOT NEXT TIME!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Lead? ve felt like a kid who's been promised Christmas
And up until this point, the presents have been fucking holograms.
No more illusions, Mas.
by dolphinpuncher on Jun 7, 2011 10:26 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I think I may be dying
my head feels like it’s literally about to explode…. STRESS
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
So this "the first avenger" subtitle...
Non-comics people like me are like “WTF is an Avenger?”.
Comics people I assume already know who Captain America is.
So subtitle is pointless?
Mike Olt thinks you need to recognize someone else.
But he thanks you.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Captain America: Mike Olt
His name is in the subtitle instead of the main title cause he’s that humble.
Zach motherfucking Cone.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Actually, I'm pulling an LSJ
and deciding that I like my nickname for him.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Which one is that?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I love Dirk going to the hole
Looks like he’s figured out the fadeaways aren’t falling and decided he’s winning this game, no matter what it takes.
More Mike Miller!!!!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Get a fucking bucket here.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Jesus Terry.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I'm a dirty fucking liar.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Good lord...
So many missed shots for both teams.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 10:32 PM CDT reply actions
WADE ACTING LIKE THAT WASNT A FUCKING FOUL?!?!
The Heat are un fucking real. Nothing is their fault.
BAD FOUL, STEVENSON!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Stevenson just ruined some great fucking D.
Good job you stupid ass.
Stevenson isn't a smart player.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Is there a player you want taking that shot less than Stevenson?
Maybe Cardinal? That was a dumb fucking shot.
CHANDLER!!!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
OH MY GOD!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
WIN THIS FUCKING GAME
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
IF TERRY TAKES ONE MORE FUCKING 3 I'M BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
QUIT SHOOTING THREES YOU STUPID GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKERS
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
How do you not get back???
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
And they get the ball back no matter what...
I can’t watch…
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Why is Marion on the bench and Stevenson out there?? WHY?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Why isn't marion in the game?
he was playing well
TOO MUCH TIME!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He missed!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Dirk takes this shot.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Ice it you beautiful German bastard. Ice these mother fuckers.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Jesus christ why
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
This series is going to kill me
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Game 5 is during my rehearsal dinner for my wedding.
Who picked a brewery sports bar for their rehearsal dinner?
This guy.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Put Marion in for Terry after this possession.
When they take their timeout.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You take 60%ish chance to win...
and worse case scenario being overtime any chance you can get.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
DIRK!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Too early
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
HE MADE IT!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Marry me, Dirk.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
HOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
HOLD!!!!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
DIRK!!!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Foul someone.
Put them at the line for two.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
"He's going too early"
TWSS
"We’re not about sending messages. We’re about winning ballgames." - Ron Washington 04/03/11
Defense do not touch them.
Just hold.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I feel like if the bench would play like they did in the first 3 rounds
This series would be in hand already. No one is shooting well in these finals really, except Dirk.
That was too easy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Had to avoid the and 1.
I don’t know how to feel.
It isn’t the worst outcome.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Don't turn it over.
Make them foul you.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
That's only 2.
Just give it to Dirk and dribble it.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
It looked like nobody saw that coming...
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
FT shooting.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Peja???
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Terry you make these you're a fucking bitch.
You fucking make these.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
YOU CANNOT MISS THESE
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Please make 2 Terry
I will unhate you
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
One more Terry.
C’mon JET.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
FUCK YES
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Wow.
Terry finally came up big.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
YES!
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Pro Tip
Don’t let Chalmers in the corner by himself.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Don't foul them.
But don’t let them have an open 3 either.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Fuck that
Foul them
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
TIED!!!!!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
A;LFDKJF;LFSKJF;LKAJDF
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
FUCK YOU MIAMI
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
ELATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
YES!!!!!!!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 7, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
YES!!!!!!!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 7, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
YES!!!!!!!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 7, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
YES!!!!!!!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 7, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
YES!!!!!!!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 7, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
YES!!!!!!!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 7, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
YES!!!!!!!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 7, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
YES!!!!!!!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 7, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
YES!!!!!!!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 7, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
YES!!!!!!!!!
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jun 7, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
Is this first ever 10X post?
Totally worth it.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Best post ever.
10x over.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Impressive.
They should all be green now.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
FUCKING YES
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
WADE YOU DICK CHEESE!
YOU CHOKED YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
What a fucking series!
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
REC'D
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 7, 2011 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm such an incredible fan of this meme.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it needs to be able to adapt to any situation.
It’s just such a perfect Wade pic.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2011 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't even care!!
JOY!!!!!
FUCK YOU, WADE!!! FUCK YOU COUCH, YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING COCKBAG!!!
Sorry.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Don't be.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I've been flipping back and forth between MMB and this
What did Aquaman do?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 7, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I clicked my mouse like ten times.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm rec'ing every single one of those
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 7, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I did too.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I look forward to PhilKid coming back later and commenting on all the "It's over" comments.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I'm not surprised at all,
but this time I really didn’t believe it would happen.
Game 3 I thought we had in the bag on the other hand.
Yeah, there was not a moment I thought Miami was winning game three, until it was over.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Same here. :(
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Yep.
Well, not the last sentence. But definitely the first.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Same here.
Tonight was the first time I thought the series was over.
I’m a f*****t.
(That’s fuckwit)
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
TYSON MOTHER FUCKING CHANDLER
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
boom, bitches.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I don't even understand how the Mavs are pulling these off...
They look so outclassed in all but like five minute spurts here and there. It’s incredible.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
When the Mavericks finish this series off...
The Heat and their shitty fans are gonna be so mad at the trolling they just witnessed.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Bust it bust it wide open
And then I tell ’em bring it back.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Man seriously, if they'll just play in the paint more on offense they can beat this fucking team.
I swear to god they can.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I like that Dirk doesn't talk about being sick.
His teammates tell the story.
THAT is how you build your legacy.
This is a true statement.
I like that Dirk doesn’t talk about being sick.
His teammates tell the story.
THAT is how you build your legacy.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
What the hell is an "overreaching assertion"?
Asserting that LePippen will never be MJ’s equal? I hardly think so.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I'm talking about you
seemingly suggesting that MJ’s way, Bird’s way, ’Russell’s way’, is the only way you should build a legacy, and that what LeBron is doing is somehow inferior because you say it is.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I'm saying that what LeBron did precludes him from ever having a legacy at that level.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Wilt never put together a dream-team when he couldn't get over the hump.
Shaq won with two different teams.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously?
Wilt joined Jerry West and Elgin Baylor after he couldn’t get it done on his own.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
NAW MAN BUT TRADING'S DIFFERENT TO TAKING HIS TALENTS TO SOUTH BEACH
THE LATTER’S SO MUCH MORE LEGACY-DESTROYING.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
So, from your idiotic sarcasm,
I’ll assume that you DON’T believe that getting traded is different than gathering together your two besties and doing what James did?
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, I do think
that there’s little difference between being traded to play with a ton of great players, and deciding to play with great players via FA.
Certainly not enough to make the latter inferior.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
You keep saying stuff like it is obvious, but it really isn't
will that at least allow you to be less dismissive?
anyway, I don’t see how it should matter too much. Wilt’s legacy isn’t tarnished. Most people know that he couldnt’ beat Russell (even though he did once) but most people also know that he has rings and was generally a dominant player.
I think that’s how people will remember Lebron
Well
he got it done on his own once (1967).
After which he promptly lost two years in a row to the Celtics with Russell as a player-coach.
But there's the entire problem with your argument.
What relevant points, apart from a few case studies, precludes LeBron from supposedly having a perceived similar legacy.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
You won't view anything I present to you as "relevant points."
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, because so far your arguments have lied in opinions and "shoulds".
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Just to clarify, though...
…while I despise LeBron and the Heat both, I don’t agree that LeBron has crippled his own legacy by going there.
Ultimately, it comes down to how you perform in the clutch. Games like tonight do not help LeBron at all. But if he has some big games and Miami wins some championships, he will reap the perception rewards. It doesn’t matter that he will have had more help than lots of other guys have had. The media will pump up his story.
Unfortunately, nobody will remember that Dirk never had that second guy. If he wants the credit he deserves, he’s going to have to get it done regardless.
It’s not fair, but it’s how people perceive things.
That said, if Dirk gets it done this year WITHOUT a second superstar, that speaks really well for him, and a game like tonight where he was sick as a dog and still found a way will be part of that story.
If you don’t win it all, though, it doesn’t matter how individually great you are. You’ll never get the credit you deserve. Sucks, but that’s the way it is.
Well stated.
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
I felt like that game was fucking OVER
with 5 minutes to go. This god damn team keeps bumming me out and then sucking me right back in. It’s almost too much.
THANK YOU BASED DIRK. it's been a while since I've seen /sp/ so elated over someones' fail
>mfw
by MonkeyEpoxy on Jun 7, 2011 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Wade's gotta be the most hated man alive...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Double him.
Don’t let him be the one to beat you. They finally figured out the formula in the 4th quarter. They need to take notes and come out like that for the rest of the series.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Think about what that would do
If he could win the series, win the MVP, and have overcome the busted finger, being as sick as a dog, and playing almost entirely on his own.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yea!
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Big postgame storyline:
LeBron attributes terrible Game 4 to his sniffles.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
The Berlin Times reads:
Dirk attributes Game 4 win to bionic white blood cells.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
So, this series has actually be fun to watch.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
You're sick
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I hate you.
/notreallybutstill
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
To record for posterity:
39:09 played.
21 points.
11 rebounds.
1 assist.
9-10 FTM-A.
102° fever.
Dirk Nowitzki is a golden god.
it should hurt it shouldnt it?
There hasn’t been one game were LBJ has even been the best player on his team
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
The thing is
people are making assertions about his legacy ruined, when there’s still half his career to play.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Me too.
Period.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
This photo is just nearly becoming Wade-call-plea...
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it racist that I think he looks like a gorilla here?
I don’t think so, because I have known some gorillas and appreciate all that they have overcame.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
No, pretty obvious with the weird lip thing.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Did Lebron score in the fourth?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
So I flip over to ESPN...
and it’s WNBA highlights? Whatttt?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
Did I tell you in my Gender Studies class, a guy gave a presentation on how ESPN wants to keep women from being successful, and thus ignores the WNBA?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Actual thing.
I wish there was time for questions.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Has he never watched ESPN?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd bet he's watched ESPN three or four times and every time said "what is this, tennis? Basketball? Soccer?"
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Oh god.
He is SO trying to get laid by a hippiechick.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
We don't have any of those.
We have Ohpeedoh and hipsters.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Graphic Design and Literary Trends and Figures (Plays of the 1930s).
Done a week from tomorrow.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
What degree needs this class?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
An English degree that needs two upper level classes of any time to be finished.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Though the latter could have counted towards a core credit, as well.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Hmmm....
So who is his target then?
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he actually believed it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
That's even worse.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
No
He missed several open shots in the fourth that could have put the game away. Granted, they were threes.
Honestly, I don't have as big a problem with it as I probably should.
He’s been pretty good this series. At least one of them I’ll allow especially since no one else was shooting particularly well either. And they weren’t horrible looks.
Who do you want taking them?
Considering that Dirk was sick and didn’t seem to have his jumpshot?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Eaux
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
No, just,
“oh”
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
No...
but he could be. I didn’t think that was possible before a few minutes ago.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 7, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
He has to go lay down and get an IV probably.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
THE MAVS ARE GOING TO WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD.
NOT JUST THE NBA FINALS, BUT THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL AND THE WORLD SERIES ALSO.
Have to win Game 5.
Have to fucking do it.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
They need to let him go to bed.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
And sleep until Thursday about 3pm.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
And get one free rape
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jun 7, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wow.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I know, right.
As if there’s really one person who wouldn’t give themselves to Dirk willingly right now.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Never seen the show
but loved the Flickerstick song
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Flickerstick?
Isn’t that one of the bands from Bands On the Run?
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
They are a Dallas band.
I know them. Well… knew them a long time ago.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Yep.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I carpooled with him once, I think.
Something like that. We were young. Maybe it was his older brother… I can’t remember his name.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Brandon
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
That's it.
I have very hazy memories — I think I was six or seven, which means at least one of the Lees was going to Trinity Valley.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Oh wow.
I knew them from working in clubs in Deep Ellum in the 90’s.
We weren’t friends or anything… just knew them the way you get to know most of the local bands when you work in clubs.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
My mom mentioned Flickerstick to me
when they were on the show, in that, “do you remember…” way — I was surprised I had any recollection at all, so my guess is either Brandon or Fletcher was a memorable kid.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
I was only there through 3rd grade...
… I was not a great fit…
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
I didn't know anybody there,
but when to an MIT info session in 10th grade, I think, one night. I was jealous of their fancy buildings.
That was probably after the move
to the new campus. When I was there, the buildings were less fancy, I think.
How was the MIT info session?
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Boring.
But nowhere near as boring as the 800 page application they had.*
*but that application was pretty effective at convincing someone who almost definitely didn’t have the grades to not even bother applying
It basically felt like "hey we're MIT fuck you you know you want to come regardless of what we say."
CMU’s was the one that stood out the most from HS.
Didn't apply to either.
Reed’s application was interesting.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
I applied to GT,
and when January rolled around and I still hadn’t heard from them I started on the Texas common app for UT. Then got an email telling me “your acceptance package should’ve arrived in the mail last week” a few days later so I never finished it.
It was not particularly good planning on my part. Got kinda lucky there. I was just counting on double legacy + stupid test scores to make up for anything else.
Well, I don't remember it perfectly,
but from what I can recall, it was very much what you’d expect from Reed. Much more fun than most college apps.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Pretty sure that's the new one, yeah.
It looks like a small private college…
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
See, I actually watched Bands on the Run.
They were definitely on it. Google has confirmed this.
I had no idea until this moment they were notable otherwise.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Well I was all over the mid to late 90's
to early 2000 rock scene. They were pretty good… not as hard as most the bands I liked
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I honestly can't believe this series is tied.
Holy fucking shit.
Dirk on ESPN.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Five turnovers in the first, five for the next three quarters.
9 offensive rebounds allowed in the first, six the rest of the way
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Dirk should lick it and wipe his nose on it first.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I approve of this.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
My guess is he dives to the floor after the first question
by Heebs on Jun 7, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
WinRAR
Apologies to anyone that already posted this...
…but Thor is an impostor. Dirk is the true God of Thunder
by Steve Estep on May 23, 2011 9:46 PM PDT
by AfterSchoolSpecial on Jun 8, 2011 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Dirk is about to die.
Jesus
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Zpac....THERMAFLU, BITCHES.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
He can't possibly be this good against anybody but the Mavs.
And it’s across five years. It’s freaky.
I was all "whew, we don't have to worry about Wade this time, but Lebron will probably pear us"
Yeah…
Me, too.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
mad flat insane
the guy is fricking monster
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
shut it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Not the time, Scoop.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
you hate dirk
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
that hurts.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I can't do big picture stuff right now.
Just ball of emotion
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Why do you avoid the thread during the game?
Too hard to watch with the thread up? Too stressful?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Too stressful.
There has never been a sports series that I cared about more. Ever.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was something like that.
But I’m going to run with it anyway.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
maybe Dirk gave him his aids
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Damn Dirk, go get some sleep dude.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I see why he went first...damn
he’s sniffling a lot
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 7, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
No more Mavs should interview.
Just Heat players and they all have to use that mic
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Really Newy?
Is game 5 a must win? Yeah, I’d say so.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Dumb, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Absolutely.
If we don’t win game 5 this shit is over.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
He asks the penetrating questions, that get to the heart of the tough issues.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
Was Russell better than LeBron?
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck you.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
His LEGACY is better than LeBron's ever will be.
And it’s not close.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
The whole context of that discussion
Was that LeBron couldn’t lead a team on his own.
Do you think Bill Russell could lead a team on his own?
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2011 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not about that.
It’s about what LeBron did last summer (forming a dream team when he couldn’t win, and screwing over his home town) disqualifying HIM.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
You said he couldn't carry a team.
I’m assuming that means Bill Russell could.
by brettgardner on Jun 8, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
That logic is less than airtight.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
You're the one focusing on how his supposed inability and unwillingness to carry a team
is what explodes his legacy.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Well it is Newy Scruggs....I'm surprised he's not at Valley Ranch.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I just told my wife I'd gay marry him without blinking. She approved.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
I'm trying to talk my wife into tapping into her German heritage for a middle name.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
Diedrich.
It hasn’t been successful, but we’re not in the 4th quarter yet.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm starting to think you might be my Mavs-loving doppelganger.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Wikipedia disagrees
A doppelgänger (pronounced [ˈdɔpəlˌgɛŋɐ] ( listen)) is a tangible double of a living person in fiction, folklore, and popular culture that typically represents evil.
Weird.
Thanks for the correction.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
In fact, he got busted down to Private.
That’s one of my favorite episodes of the book.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
.
‘Corporal Snark tends to be a little too creative, I feel. He thinks being a mess sergeant is some sort of art form and is always complaining about having to prostitute his talents. Nobody is asking him to do any such thing!
Incidentally, do you happen to know why he was busted to private and is only a corporal now?’
‘Yes,’ said Yossarian. ‘He poisoned the squadron.’
Milo went pale again. ‘He did what?’
‘He mashed hundreds of cakes of GI soap into the sweet potatoes just to show that people have the taste of Philistines and don’t know the difference between good and bad. Every man in the squadron was sick. Missions were canceled.’
‘Well!’ Milo exclaimed, with thin-lipped disapproval. ‘He certainly found out how wrong he was, didn’t he?’
‘On the contrary,’ Yossarian corrected. ‘He found out how right he was. We packed it away by the plateful and clamored for more.’
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
I don't know why I've never used Yossarian as a screen name.
Every time I read it again I think “boy, I should use that” then I never remember it.
I thought Garoon was the one who hated newbies.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
My wife said that if the Mavs won this series, she'd consider that for our boy's name.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Nothing but love for that name.
Favorite coffee shop, too. Well, at least in Houston.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
My father's middle name is Dirk
Dirk is still only the second Dirk I have ever heard of
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Dirk Pitt.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Dirk E. Dirk
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Hey Closure
http://memegenerator.net/Thespian-Dwyane-Wade
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I'm withholding my rec
because I know you’re capable of better.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't know how hard it was to resist starting off with
“I LOOKED OVER AT THE REF”
“AND IT WAS FUCKING OHPEEDOH”
x
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
He's asking for your opinion on life.
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
x
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
After the game ended
and I was trying to see if I could see my heart beating it’s way out of my chest, I wondered if your BP raised to normal.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Best I could come up with
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I'm not convinced he's going to be 100% by Thursday.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
You borrow Future's Pants?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok,
but even if he fights off the infection by tomorrow, which seems likely, that doesn’t mean he’ll be 100% by Thursday night. Recovery is about more than getting rid of the bugs.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I had an upper respiratory infection for most of the past month.
Two rounds of antibiotics to get rid of it.
Had one weekend with a 101 fever like Dirk.
I have no idea how he played fucking basketball with that.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Yeah,
fever’s over 102 are supposed to get immediate medical attention. Not, ya know, 35+ minutes of full court basketball at it’s highest level.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Dirk will be fine.
He is Dirk.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'd believe that.
That’s not the same thing as 100%.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep, that's what I thought too.
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
It might be scary
if we knock down wide open shots.
by behindthebag on Jun 7, 2011 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Let him.
Keep doubling Wade, put Marion on LeBron, and do what you can against everyone else.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Combine that with maximum effort on the boards and aggressive drives to the lane offensively and that's how you beat Miami.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I prefer LePippen.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Jason Whitlock looks like Big Pun
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Hahah
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Le BJ
Fraud?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Nah, just a bad game with 2 teammates playing very well.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Plus he helped organize the killing of JFK
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
NASA killed jfk
It’s complicated
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
LeBron James
If anyone else says he is better than Jordan, they shouldn’t get to watch basketball anymore. He isn’t even the best player on his team, much less the greatest player ever. 8 fucking points in a Finals game. What a joke.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 11:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Can you imagine what Jordan would have done to Stephenson and Terry after their comments?
How many points would he have had? 30? 40? 50?
And if Terry said he couldn’t guard him? Are you kidding me?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yes, I can imagine it.
Jordan would have ripped out his heart and fed it to him.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions
it's also a bit strange to compare points
Lebron doesn’t have Jordan’s game. Lebron has Magic’s game. Not that Lebron had a particularly good game but you can’t just look at points to determine that
I don't understand why this isn't brough up more.
Or why they don’t play him at point forward more.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
well they tried
it didn’t really work, mainly because they don’t really have another shooting guard or wing player. I guess they could have done this if they had miller the whole year.
Ah.
You mean Chalmers doesn’t always shoot 98% from 3 (seemingly) ?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
when he does, he dribbles down the shot clock and takes wild ass jump shots.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 8, 2011 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions
well that's another issue
his teammates aren’t spectacular at moving without the ball. really, they needed somebody a bit more mobile than miller.
Was trying to wrap my head around that, too.
The biggest thing I’m trying to figure out: Are the Heat good on offense?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Not if you limit
their run out points. Their half court offense is very mediocre.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
their fast break offense off turnovers is stellar
and they are good at getting turnovers.
But yeah, they really are mediocre. Very Bosh dependant
This is the conclusion I've come to also.
But I can’t figure out how the hell that’s happened.
They put 3 of the best offensive players in the league together with flawed role players…and somehow they end up as a team that can really only score consistently on the fast break? Wut.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
He's a good offensive player.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
He'd be the second best player on our team easily.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
If he played better defense,
he could be the legitimate 3rd elite star.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
If Dirk played better defense he'd be a top three all time player.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Not a long enough peak.
Or enough playoff success.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I honestly think
it’s a product of the American way of teaching basketball. These guys aren’t very good at playing off the ball because they’ve always been the man. Iso is great, but only one guy can iso. If you took three of the best European players and put them on the same team, it would be almost unstoppable (in a Euro league)
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh, I think it's changing to some degree.
But I don’t disagree that there is an element of playground basketball there.
Still, a league with CP3, Rose, Rondo, etc isn’t all about one on one play.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
You can't include Rose.
He shot 30 plus times in games this year. He is a 1 on 1 player who played in a college system completely based on attacking off the dribble. Rule #1 in Calipari’s offense is never ball screen. Obviously there are exceptions to the rule, but the majority of star players have been iso guys since middle school.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah,
I thought twice about it. I think he passes enough to be included.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll give him a pass for now
because of the dog crap he is playing along side.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't believe super-athetic guys
are unable to be brilliant at off-the-ball movement.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Well, they're not
I don’t know why. All three of them can get it going in the flow obviously but in set pieces they look lost.
I mean, LeBron is supposedly to be an excellent X's-and-O's guy
and I think eventually he will develop that post game, and be smarter without the ball.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
No doubt they will eventually
but right now it’s not there. They just keep feeding the hot hand every game.
They could be
you see glimpses of it like the oop to Wade late in the game. If they do ever figure it out, it will be basically unstoppable.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Why isn't the Wade-LBJ pick and roll the most devastating play in the NBA?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Because neither guy likes the jumper?
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
They have in the past...
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Correct
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
Isn't it all about the endings anyways?
hoopshype
Very disappointing Finals so far. Exciting endings, but that’s pretty much it.
Yeah,
plus has one team been ahead by 15+ for very long?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
That guy is a moron.
Every game has been a nail-biter from start to finish.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I don't pay that much attention to NBA games until the fourth quarter.
So maybe that is why I think this series has been awesome.
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someone sounds miffed its not the lakers or the celtics.
if it was lakers v celtics, it could be the most lopsided finals in history and everyone would say it was so amazing.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 7, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Still injured
Bosh abused him twice and he never saw the floor again.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
this team is going to give me a stroke.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
also, threevenson. fucking threevenson. thank you sir.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 7, 2011 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
If they have to rely on the dramatic comeback...
to win any games, I guess we shouldn’t plan any parade routes.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
What's making me optimistic:
that still wasn’t the amazing shooting exhibition that we all expect the Mavericks to put on at least once this series.
Right?
.
.
.
.
Right?
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Yeah
if we could steal a game with one of those 50% from three shooting fests, that would be lovely.
"Calmer than you are dude"
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Jun 7, 2011 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
There's at least one game where the threes make it rain in the Mavs.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Peja's play (and subsequent demotion) has me much less hopeful about this possibility.
I’m not even certain we’re going to get a supernatural Dirk performance, and that’s just one guy.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Darth Snark dead?
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Not a chance.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to kill a Dark Luck Dragon of the Sith?
I’m just in a good mood.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
Ah, I figure it was difficult.
Would a kidney stone from Matt Harrison help?
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
I'm impressed that he's been able to
be better about that.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
we have asked that of every center that’s played with dirk to try to stay out of foul trouble and nobody ever does. Tyson actually is doing a really good job of it.
But I do think he has one bad foul trouble game in him.
i think mahimi had that for him in game 3
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 7, 2011 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Well,
he wasn’t as good at striking the balance between challenging and keeping the foul count low.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
No...
Cardinal and Mahimi
"He’s the boomstick, you know what I mean?" -Ian Kinsler
What a shirt that reporter just had.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
I will watch this game later so I hate to be just looking at the box score
but Jason Kidd – that looks awful
The Mavs are a much better team when he's on the floor.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
he didnt have to, and normally probably shouldnt.
terry finally had a good game. marion had a good game. chandler had a good game. even barrea had a good game offensively when you compare all their previous offense efforts this series to tonight.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 7, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Barea still didn't get quite enough layups to fall.
But somehow made the most ridiculous of them all.
Yes.
It doesn’t make sense.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Barea is the Chewbacca defense.
Barea is a white(ish) midget, but starts in the NBA finals on the same team as Dirk! It doesn’t make sense!
pretty soon, JJ is going to divide by zero and we will all be fucked.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 7, 2011 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what kind of makes you optimistic about this win.
by behindthebag on Jun 7, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
We should probably stop saying "Oh, this guy played badly tonight so it should be better next time"...
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Yes.
Quickly.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
You've gotta think some of those open shots fall in one of thse next few games.
Maybe it doesn’t happen, but they’ve shown over the post season that they have it in them.
by behindthebag on Jun 7, 2011 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
What'd he say?
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Ben (or Skin) asked if he knew Dirk had a fever
he says, “no, we dont’ really get a fever report now”
reporter: “but did you guys notice that he might not be 100%?”
bosh: “no…(smile)…we don’t ever say (pointing) ‘that guy doesn’t look 100%’”
Nothing bad really but I hate him
“I’ve never been out there and someone said, ‘Hey, he’s got a fever!’”
x
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
CS,B
I fucking love maraschino cherries.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Don't lie you love cherries, period.
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Nope. Just maraschino.
Don’t like regular cherries.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I fail at jokes tonight
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Epidemic! It would be just the Mavericks luck.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
I don't get the dual interviews.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Boshtrich buries head.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Boshstrich
heh
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Here
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
by RangersSD on Jun 7, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
LOL!
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 8, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
So what do you put our odds of winning the title if we win game 5?
And what do you put them at if we lose?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I'm thinking more like
75%, 1%
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
How much did you put down on the 16 to 1?
If that’s not too personal…
Just trying to gauge if its a “It’ll be nice… I’ll have a fine dinner and a couple of bottles of wine” or “I’m going to have a fine dinner and a couple of bottles of wine while spending a week in Italy”.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Nice!
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Absolutely.
That’s at least a weekend in Italy for two.
Though I hope if we win you use it to buy a life size replica of the “Big 3” to put in your backyard and have animals (or yourself) piss on.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
A chunk goes towards a trip and the rest is for CC debt
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
65%
10%
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions
honestly
I’m never ever going to feel that confident about mavs closing out a series. won’t ever be more than 50%
They haven't lose a potential close-out game so far this year, have they?
/notmeaningfulbutiwannasayitis
Clearly I do.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Can't this be part of how I enjoy the ride?
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
This is not enjoyment
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Parcells once said something to the effect of
the winning never feels as good as the losing feels bad.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I felt pretty fucking good when we beat the Yankees.
I think it’s a personality type.
I deal with losses fairly well. Just get a little depressed.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Yeah, it doesn't always apply.
Seems to in this series though, so far, in part because the Mavs haven’t seem to have had a dominant stretch where you can catch your breath.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Were you that way when you PLAYED sports, though?
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Never played real sports.
Only thing I’ve ever done at competitive level is chess.
Chess isn’t that emotional. You will lose… you will win.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Real sports = team sports beyond little kid or pickup games
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
That makes sense then.
When you’re playing high-intensity, competitive sports, it hurts a lot more to lose than it feels good to win.
(BTW, I love chess.)
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by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
You are so much more optimistic than I am in actual competition, then.
Maybe it was because I’ve always been on sucky teams. In high school we were happy when it was tied at the half once.
And that was with a 12th overall pick on the team.
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Primarily talking about football.
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Eh, even on my work intramural soccer team,
it of the 2 ties, 1 win, and 12 losses last winter, I couldn’t get too pumped about the win compared to getting bummed about all the close losses.
Heh, I did get a lot more upset about losing in intramural flag football in college than I did actual football in high school.
And that might be because I felt we should have won.
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Yeah, especially if you personally miss a shot or blow a play or something.
I don’t mind losing, but I hate being the (a) cause of my team losing.
Yes.
Conversely, being the cause of winning is awesome.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Like getting away with a PI to prevent the game-tying touchdown?
OH HELL YES!
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Pass defended, Holmes.
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by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Especially when being the cause of winning happens by blocking your dad's shot on the other team's last possession,
then knocking down a jumper to end it when playing with your dad and a bunch of his coworkers.
Years of getting beaten by him in basketball led to that moment. And it was glorious.
this, nothing better than doing amazings
of course having a 4 error game at SS or 2B sucks incredible ass in a loss
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
The worst I ever screwed up in football was fumbling on my first carry.
And that fumble turned in to a touchdown scored by my next door neighbor.
We would have lost, anyway, and I had a good game after, so I dealt.
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Mine was a fumble as well.
Nearly cost us the game, but my best friend saved my ass when he tossed a 40 yard TD pass with like 20 seconds left in the game.
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by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
There is when Spain plays the US.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I still think personality type comes into play.
I tend to compartmentalize negative stuff like that. I’ve experienced negative emotions non sports related that were quite significant and that’s generally what I do.
But I’ll live up a win or a positive thing.
I’m also generally an optimist.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Losing when I played never bothered me nearly as much as the team I was watching losing.
I was on the sideline most of my first ever high school football game, and that was the worst loss I’ve ever felt that I actually participated in.
I’m guessing this might be somehow related to the Rangers or Cowboys losing because of bad luck despite being the better team makes me much, much, much more angry than simply losing because they got outplayed, and I find myself in the minority on this.
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I see your point, but
I’ve never felt as bad after watching my team lose as I did after losing for the state championship back in 1991.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, I was never on a team in a position to even dream about playing for a state championship.
Maybe if we were good, I’d feel differently.
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Or maybe different people are different.
That seems too mind-blowing to be true, though.
by brettgardner on Jun 8, 2011 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
This is what I'm leaning towards as the more likely reason.
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Ding ding ding.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
I wasn't trying to make it seem like you were weird or something.
Just sharing my own experience.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, A-Rod's strikeout instantly made 12 years of intense Rangers fandom worth it.
I don’t even care about the let down of 04 or the quick exits in the 90s or the futile A-Rod years anymore.
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Racist.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
We are like the fucking Hickory Hoosiers
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
i don't get
why it’s so hard to block out. we probably would have won this by a lot more if they just do that simple, fundamental move. ugh.
12 offensive rebounds by the Mavs though.
Miami only won that area by three.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
It was fucking scary how quickly and coldly I nosedived into basketball apathy tonight
When I figured the Heat had it sewn up.
I just gave up, completely. My hatred for the Heat has peaked to the point where it has curled back around into the hemisphere of ambivalence.
The NBA would cease to exist in my world if the Heat won, there’s no doubt about that after tonight.
by dolphinpuncher on Jun 7, 2011 11:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i have a feeling this will happen to me as well.
my relapse is going to be so bad, that i may not watch another NBA game for quite some time.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 7, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I was getting there at one point.
The most disappointing thing is realizing how difficult it would be for any team to challenge these guys over the next 5 years. OKC seems to be the only one with a real chance that I can see right now.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Honestly
win or lose, I am going to care a lot less about basketball after this series. I just don’t think Mavs will ever be in this good a shape and I won’t want o see if anybody can try to beat the Heat.
I hadn't thought it through.
Depends how it plays out.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I watch every Mavs, Rangers, Cowboys game
no matter how good they are
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
I think it was Simmons
who brought up the point that a protracted lockout could hurt more than you would think initially because there are so many young teams who are in the middle of the building/development process. You could (theoretically) stunt their development.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 7, 2011 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Why the hell does Lionel Richie have a media credential?
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
It continues to amaze me
how easily we can stop the Heat from scoring when we actually bear the fuck down, double Wade, and mix in the zone
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
A big part is that the Heat don't really know how to run a half-court offense.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
lol, right?
Carlisle needs to wake up
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
How has Swanson not danced yet?
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 7, 2011 11:58 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I don't know
but he will be all night tonight
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 8, 2011 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh
DODay56
Lebron looks psychologically beaten in his postgame conference. He also appears to be half muppet.
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
by RangersSD on Jun 8, 2011 12:00 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Bwahahahahahaha!
(at the muppet part more than the other)
I bet he does like a nice hand in his ass
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
He actually said he has to work on getting confidence in his shot...
and then when the reporter followed-up immediately with like, “Whoa, you’re not confident in your shot?” he was like, “No, no, I am. I am. They’ve just gotta fall.”
Dude’s totally afraid right now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 8, 2011 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
He is the anti-JJ Barea in every respect.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I enjoy watching him play enough that I want him to just ignore all of this bullshit...
… next season.
Garoon: Banned on LSB. Available Only Via Supplement.
I really did like/defend him once.
Oh well…
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions
He's great,
but he does not make it easy for me to want to keep defending him.
But then I see that douchebag in the Bad Teacher commercial and I remember why I do it.
Same.
The Decision killed it for me though. Not that he left, I don’t blame him. Just the way he did it.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I don't see how anybody could be mad at the Decision now, though.
“I’m taking my talents to ____” is always going to be funny.
by brettgardner on Jun 8, 2011 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I still think it was a terrible...decision.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh.
I will hold a grudge against him for a while for the decision to go to the Heat. I already had negative feelings about the Heat, so it was like like watching Darth Vader’s rise.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions
The Heat is a big part of it for me too.
Had he picked the Bulls or Knicks I wouldn’t have cared as much.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Right.
Rose would be his Pippen, Chicago seems like a more deserving fan base than the Heat (in the same way that Boston would be…not because of lack of championships historically, but just from the perspective of a fanbase that cares a lot).
I would have even understood the Knicks.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Sigh.
On a related note, I hope what Dirk has done this post season puts Dallas back(?) on the map in terms of being a destination for NBA stars.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm actually amused by it.
It’s gotten old fast for me.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
*not amused
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Yeah, nobody should forget that part either.
by brettgardner on Jun 8, 2011 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Okay, now the comic sans thing/Gilbert's rant was pretty hilarious.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Exactly this.
I don’t mind that he left Cleveland.
Even though I hate the Heat, I can’t blame him for wanting to go there.
But the way he did it, and some of the way he has acted since then, has led me to detest him every bit as much as his teammates.
I dunno about hating on some of his post-Decision shenanigans...
If he was still in Cleveland and, say, made the “contraction” remarks, it wouldn’t have been a big deal.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
The celebration
with him guaranteeing more than 7 titles was pretty irritating.
The Decision was dumb, but what killed it for me was that he went to Miami.
Anywhere else and I wouldn’t have cared, but I never want Miami to have another championship as long as I live.
Good...good...
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I feel like Chris Bosh is a polo player trapped in a basketball player's body.
And they just showed Spoelstra’s postgame speech. Lebron looked like a little kid.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Dwayne Wade / Lebron James rift?
Yep, that’s the rumor. That’s what i hear…didn’t y’all hear that too? I think all social media needs to get wind of this…
:)
There is room enough for Boshtrich's neck in the middle
It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.-Closure GT on 12/14/2010 9:48 AM
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
We've already trolled Twitter once.
No reason we can’t do it again.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I really like Barry's suit/tie combo.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Link it.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's in the video recap.
http://www.nba.com/playoffs/2011/finals/index.html?ls=iref:nbahpt1
I was looking for the text and heard him say it. Shocked me.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
Dirk
Just saw the postgame interview. Damn, dude- get a good night’s rest. You deserve it.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
try 48 hours of fluid and rest, ftw.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 8, 2011 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
How many of you guys have seen this gif?
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 8, 2011 12:17 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
i have
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 8, 2011 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions
All of us
who have been in one of these threads in the past few weeks.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I love it
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 8, 2011 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
You know what I love about tonight's game?
Somewhere in the back of his mind, you know Wade is thinking, “Wait, I scored HOW many points and we still lost? Little help here?” and looking in LeBron’s direction.
And knowing that leaves me feeling warm and fuzzy inside.
Yeah, I really do hate Miami.
Nah.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions
not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7, but 8 points
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jun 8, 2011 12:22 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Damn
didn’t see this before I posted my blockquote…my bad
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 8, 2011 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Well done
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
To win a championship, you have to believe.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
fixed
To win a championship, you have to not believe in Josey.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 8, 2011 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Drunk
sue me.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 8, 2011 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions
touche'
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 8, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Josey is on that wall and you want him on your wall when you need him on that wall.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
If you're gonna say the line(with you in the first person) get it right.
You want me on that wall! You NEED me on that wall!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 8, 2011 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
You need me on your fucking wall...like it or not, Aggie.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Key line/stat of the night.
Haslem getting his 3rd foul before the end of the 1st half. He was basically a non factor in the 2nd half. This allowed Dirk, Chandler, and Marion to do what they did.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 8, 2011 12:23 AM CDT reply actions
Saw this on Blog a Bull
Not 1, Not 2, Not 3, Not 4, not 5, Not 6, Not 7…….
8 points
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 8, 2011 12:24 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
x
sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Highlights of LeBron’s performance tonight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBWQCHb95rg
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
by Brad on Jun 8, 2011 12:27 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You're saying he's picking Miami now?
I lose track of the reversal of reversal of reversal.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Jun 8, 2011 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions
White people so crazy.
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions
I watched this shit when I was in a kangaroo's pouch, yo.
This is my favourite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB4MNu6W9sg&
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Actually, one more before I stop subjecting people to it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP7q2o1Z0w8
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
One more from Sturm
MJ’s Finals games: 36,33,29,28,30,39,39,26,32,46,33,31,42,44,55,41,33,28,29,36,23,26,22,31,38,26,22,38,38,33,37,24,34,28,45.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
wasn't one of those 22 pt'ers when he had the flu against the Jazz or Suns?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 8, 2011 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions
It was against the Jazz
Don’t remember how much he scored. It was more than 8 though.
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
One of the 38s.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Lebron's incomplete Finals career:
14,25,25,24,24,20,17,8
"I hope the image of my erect penis sears into your brain." by ab03 on Mar 24, 2011 9:13 PM CDT
What? There's no 8-point pants-shittings there?
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Dirk looks like he's having a stroke on msnbc's front page
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 8, 2011 12:35 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
He really does look like a German villain
OUR German villain <3
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
he looks like a damn zombie with those chompers.
Dawn of the Dead 2: Dirk’s Revenge
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 8, 2011 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I was about to post the same thing
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." The JeDi
twittah
Elias: Dirk Nowitzki has outscored LeBron James 44-9 in the fourth quarter in the Finals.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 8, 2011 12:39 AM CDT reply actions
True or false?
CBSSportsNBA: DeShawn on LeBron “That’s not him. In Cleveland days, he was attacking. With Wade scoring like he is, LeBron’s different.”
Stupid to say.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I doubt it
He’s not attacking in this series. He has this season and probably will before it’s over with it. Him saying this is not going to make a difference.
eh
You would’ve thought the same thing about what JET was saying before the game and that didn’t seem to change anything
Scramble those brains, DeShawn.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Between Game 2 and Game 4,
Game 2 felt far, far more hopeless.
This one never felt that out of reach.
Am I the only one?
Only surprise was zone produced all those turnovers in the 4th.
Go Strangers.
Miami Heat have to be saying to themselves...
“Who ARE these guys?”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I was feeling VERY hopeless when it got to 9.
Even moreso than in game 2, because if we had lost this game, it was curtains.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions
And it was Jet who stepped up when we were in true dire straits.
I will hate sports for a long time if the Mavericks don’t win it all this year.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I will become a sports atheist if the Mavs don't win it.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 2:07 AM CDT up reply actions
That did not surprise me a bit.
I’ve been harping on them to play zone and double Wade all series. They approached this matchup in the 4th quarter pretty much exactly how they need to in every aspect. Limited turnovers, stayed aggressive on the boards, had a solid defensive strategy, and made a point to actually get into the paint and draw fouls. They still took some stupid jumpers that they probably shouldn’t have, but it is what it is. At least they are maybe starting to realize that living and dying by the jump shot isn’t going to cut it against these guys. They’re going to have to stay aggressive and draw the contact.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I guess what surprised me is that they actually did it.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I hate Chris Webber.
“Miami won this game.” [grins stupidly]
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
Scoreboard, bitch.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Pretty much, this.
Hubie Brown was on Mike and Mike this morning saying that the Heat should be asking themselves how they’re not celebrating a 4-0 sweep this morning. Let’s give just a little bit of credit to Mavs defensive cunning and grutchiness. We’ve not been the better team in this series, but who gives a damn. First team to 4. Find a way.
"I have thought a lot about why people get so hostile online, and I have come to believe it is primarily because we live in a society with a hypertrophied sense of justice and an atrophied sense of humility and charity, to put the matter in terms of the classic virtues." --Alan Jacobs
We knock down some of those open shots
we’ve been hitting all post season long and we’re the ones that should be celebrating a 4-0 sweep.
Right?
It’s not exactly like Miami has been wiping the floor with us. Not to mention we haven’t even really been all that good this series as a whole. Definitely not up to par with where we could be playing and have played in other series so far this post season.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Did he call a timeout to correct himself after this comment?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 8, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
It would have been so awesome if Barry had turned to him and said,
“Kind of like Michigan really won the game over North Carolina?”
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
by K. Scott Bailey on Jun 8, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't usually even look at Mavs Moneyball, but
it’s kind of sad that the LSB open-game thread for the Mavs is longer than the MM one.
Innovators look at the same thing as everyone else, yet see something different.
Theirs is enormous compared to the GDT from the Heat's blog.
Less than 400 comments total in that one. Heat ‘fans.’
"fans" indeed.
Miami is such a shitty sports city. Why of all places did they want to build their little dynasty there? It’s got to be more about the party scene.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
Come on, you can't compare the two. Mavs Moneyball is a barely-used mouthguard.
LSB is a bloody jockstrap.
by dolphinpuncher on Jun 8, 2011 2:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
...
I’m not quite sure what this means. But being a bloody jockstrap can’t be a good thing. Though somehow I think you mean that as a positive…somehow.
LSB is more virulent, nasty and rabid than a gunnysack full of Lindsay Lohans
But in a good way.
by dolphinpuncher on Jun 8, 2011 3:12 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Or do the strangest metaphors choose me?
What’s that?
Stop talking, you say?
by dolphinpuncher on Jun 8, 2011 3:27 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
That a hobo wiped his ass with.
"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel
I absolutely love NBA.com's Poetry in Motion clips.
It’s a simple thing, but highlighting these plays in slow motion with no fucking announcers or anything is pretty cool.
Nah.
He’s more of a LazyTown fan I bet.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jun 8, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
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