7/11 OT Thread
by chief on Jul 11, 2011 6:07 AM CDT
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1533
Pope Clement VII excommunicated England's King Henry VIII.
1804
Former vice president Aaron Burr fatally wounded former secretary of the treasury Alexander Hamilton in a duel. Hamilton died the following afternoon.
1864
Confederate general Jubal A. Early and his troops attacked Washington, DC. They retreated the next day, ending the Confederate threat to occupy the capital.
1914
Babe Ruth made his major league baseball debut as a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox.
1977
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., was posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his work to advance civil rights.
1989
Actor Laurence Olivier died.
1995
The United States and Vietnam established full diplomatic relations.
Read more: This Day in History: July 11 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1RnHLbBHT
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7/11 Taquitos > QT Taqutios
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
My guilty pleasure....
Taco and cheese taquito from 7-11……so good…….
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 11, 2011 7:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, yeah....don't forget.....
Today only, Monday, July 11, 2011, 7-Eleven locations across the country will be offering a free 7.11 ounce Slurpee drink from 12:00 a.m. until 12:00 a.m.
Supposedly, it’s about 1000 per store….
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 11, 2011 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions
However, relating to the thing up above...
Frozen Dr. Pepper from QT > Any Slurpee.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
weekends should last longer
that is all.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i love how people are adding me on G+
i have no clue who they actually are, but i see either FP toad or ghetto bear’s hipster dirk on the “shared people” list and immediately add them to my LSB circle lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Heh, I've done that to at least 10 people
Add those other names, people!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Some of ya'll add me because I have tiny circles
The learning curve to social networks in significant
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Same name as FB? I couldn't find you when I was setting it up this weekend.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
And it sure is. Just added ya.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
My LSB circle is up to 31 people.
I’ve completely lost track of who the new people in it are.
I didn’t even know there were 30 of y’all!
I'm not adding people till I know who they are.
People need to use the alternate name function.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
alternate name function?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
You can add like "other names" on your profile.
Or, just make the profile in some weird fake name. Either way.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
it sounds like a real name, thought...
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'm working on the assumption that most people can figure out who I am without that
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Is there an easy way to see it rather than having to click on their profile?
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Anyone who I don't recognize their name, I just put them in the LSB circle.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, then we can share in that circle stuff like, "Who is that weirdo Greg C, anyways?!"
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
the extra "g"
is for “GTGG”
what about that extra “g?”
it’s a typo
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Hmm, I have 27.
Still missing some peeps.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
More dates to chew on....
1985 – Nolan Ryan becomes the first pitcher to record 4,000 strikeouts, fanning Danny Heep in the 6th inning of Houston’s 4 – 3 win over the Mets. Ryan finishes with 11 strikeouts in seven innings but gets no decision. Bill Doran’s 5th hit drives home Dickie Thon in the 12th with the winning run.
2006 – With two outs in the top of the ninth, Michael Young hits a two-run triple off Trevor Hoffman to give the American League a 3 – 2 win in the 2006 All-Star Game; it is the 10th straight win by the AL team.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 11, 2011 7:43 AM CDT reply actions
You just stole AJM's thunder for his All-Star post today.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
1995 – The All Star Game was played at The Ballpark in Arlington. The National League won the game 3-2, with Jeff Conine named MVP. IIRC, all runs were scored on home runs, and game time temperature was 100 degrees.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
New CFB Thread will be up later today.
We tackle Lindy’s this week. Sorry for the delay….
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 11, 2011 7:44 AM CDT reply actions
w00t
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 11, 2011 7:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Also wanna talk about that SPARQ camp
lots of good looking prospects there.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I've read a lot of good things recently about some of Tech's new recruits (lots of
playmakers and badass defensive players) and I want to believe but I’m firmly on the fence about their chances.
They’ll kick the shit outta Baylor and the rest of the season is a mystery.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Last years' battle against Baylor wasn't exactly a shit kicking
It was simply a shoot out. Could have gone either way.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I usually speak my peace and don't go any further.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You aren't letting the little guy keep you from speaking your mind, are you?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I've never let anyone do anything of the sort to me on here
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Nobody knows what he's talking about anyways.
6’1", 185 is too skinny, JTD at 6’4"(?) 230 (?) is too fat. Nobody knows what size Josey is because a) he’s a liar and b) a pussy.
You copped to 6'1 175 lbs a few months ago.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Who was being the bigger douche between Ortiz & Gregg the other night?
It was being kicked around over the weekend and I thought you’d be the best judge.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Heh
Then 6’3", 175 is anorexic? Looks like I need a few gallons of ice cream…
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
6'1, 190 over here. I was 170 up until a year ago.
DAT OFFICE SETTING
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I would never have guessed you were that heavy.
Closure’s point exactly about frame, etc. now I’m wondering how you survived at 170.
It was walking around campus all the time.
I made it a point to park in the furthest lots at TCU and give myself plenty of time to walk from class to class.
Only exercise I consistently got while there. Just now trying to get back to around 180.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Tech was never really threatened by Baylor last year.
Baylor trailed by 7 and had the ball…maybe on their own 35 yard line….with less than a minute to play but I was never worried.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Ok, even if it was a comfortable lead, it wasn't by any stretch, a shit kicking.
A shootout win over a future bowl team, but nothing more.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
IIRC, Tech gave away 3 TDs in that game via turnovers and special teams.
The game was much closer than it should have been (thank you, Taylor Potts) but the outcome was never really in doubt.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
you know what?
nobody gives a fucking shit. at all. it doesn’t fucking matter who won a stupid fucking game between two of the most insignificant teams in college football last year.
both teams sucked huge dick last year.
fucking heal
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
troll
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 11, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
xx
Jurickson Profar, SS, Rangers
Profar has been outstanding all year, hitting .270/.380/.488 in 69 games as the youngest (yes, even younger than Bryce Harper) player in the Sally League. On Sunday, he impressed in his very first at-bat, lining a triple off Kyle Gibson, a Triple-A pitcher who is as good as many big-league fourth and fifth starters. With well-above average defense including a very strong arm, average speed and power, a big-league-level approach, and fantastic makeup, he’s the best shortstop prospect in the game, and before you ask, I’m well aware of what Baltimore’s Manny Machado has done this year.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
goldstein
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 11, 2011 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Profar listed at 5'11 165 lbs...
slc ranger also listed at 5’11 165 lbs.
This means I should be equally awesome, right?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Sounds like that Logic class I took in College.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
cs, holmes
Had a guy from a recommended company come out to give us a quote on building a deck in our backyard on Friday. I had to rush home to meet him at 5:30. When I get home, he’s there and the wife has already explained what we want and he’s outside taking measurements, so I stick my head out the door, say hi and head inside to change.
When I come out he’s knocking at the front door, and when I open it he just hands me a manilla folder and says “Let me know if you have questions.” And then he sprint walks back to his truck. I open up the folder, and circled in the middle of a bunch of chicken scratch calculations is the number: $31,400. I’m just….baffled.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I think it's clear.
You have to give him all that money in a big bag with a dollar sign.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
and nothing larger then a $20 bill
I know you're still struggling to find your way in LSB but you'd probably feel more comfortable in one of the other threads that talks about
weather, fashion, video games, uniform colors, etc. . - Josey Wales 5/18/11
I know little about decks or what they cost
but I know a 900 sf deck shouldn’t cost 31k. I could put a lazy river in my backyard for that.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Oh, it's already running
I’m just trying to figure out a small plumbing issue. I’ve filled it with scotch and it seems to corroding some of the pump components.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
will it be like the Lazy River at Wet N Wild?
What will be the ratio of water molecules to urine molecules?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Guaranteed to be at least 1/1.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
What exactly are you having done? We had a porch put in for about 1/5th of that and it is all stone.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Do you live on an Aircraft Carrier?
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
you need to specify next time that you want a deck made out of wood
not dinosaur egg shell pieces and bald eagle feathers.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Don't forget the baby seal.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 11, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Their blubber is an excellent water sealant.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Tiger Woods things
Is he going the Andy Pettitte route of saying he used HGH in rehabbing an injury?
Maybe trying to get in front of an impending scandal OR
retiring?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
The Big Announcement from Tiger
is now off.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Something is up.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Showtime advertising "The Franchise" on The Ticket......
I’m trying to think of a show I would want to watch less than a story about the 2011 SF Giants……there will be way too much Brian Wilson and too many references to the WS……..
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 11, 2011 8:15 AM CDT reply actions
The Franchise?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
man
whatever happened to THAT guy?!?!?!?!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
So I watched the first season of Shameless over the weekend
Great show. I love Emmy Rossum. That is all.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Well, this is a first
Came in this morning to another compromised user account.
This time the user called in to yell at the help desk. She doesn’t understand why she gave “us” her information twice and is locked out of her account anyway – she filled in all the information we asked for.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
people are awesome
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I saw Horrible Bosses on Saturday.
funny, funny movie.
i’m probably going to kill my boss
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
highly rec'd
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I wonder what I'd do if my boss was Jennifer Aniston was my boss and repeatedly tried to have sex with me.
I’d definitely try to kill her. But I’d try to kill her by having too much sex with her.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I just saw it too...
pretty funny, really liked Spacey and Farrell.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
People that cheat are some of the worst people.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I like cheating in video games
It helps relieve the stress
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start
by hpallotta on Jul 11, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Select A B RIght Left Down Down Up Up
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
ABACABB
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Yeah....I see what you did there....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 11, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Genesis says you mispelled their Album name
The Texas Rangers have been synonymous with explosive firepower ever since they emptied 130 rounds into Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow in 1934. - Alyssa Milano
Define cheating in video games.
Using a cheat code, or going to GameFAQs? Because I always do the latter.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
My friend gets gamesaves to get Achievements which I think is cheating
But if the developers put the code in the game its fine with me. GameFAQS is required almost just so you don’t miss anything in most games. Ahh…I miss Super Mario Bros and moon gravity…
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
I want to know who has time to create an FAQ for GameFAQs.
Those things are ridiculously comprehensive.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Some of them actually pay in Gamestop gift cards I think
Basically you just play through the game and write everything down and then go back and edit it to whatever you missed and then it’s just updates. They even have YouTube walkthroughs now.
The Final Fantasy ones are absurd though. They are like novels
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Saving and reloading...
until you get the desired result in Civilization. :)
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Damn right my warrior should beat that spearman fortified in a hill.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Heh...
shit, now I’m stuck at work and want to go home and play.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Got sucked back into the DS version of that game last week.
I stayed up until 4:00am playing it on a work night.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I do something similar with Madden and other sports games.
Save the season before I play a game, then power the system off if the game doesn’t turn out the “right” way.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I do my best to avoid doing this, and usually do pretty well.
Sometimes the game fucking cheats though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed. Freaking soccer game cheated me out of my first Champions League win last night.
Oops..forgot to save.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
What kind of cheating are we talking about?
I mean, I get mad when someone cheats at a board game, but I’d have more problem if they cheat in me in a relationship.
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions
A relationship is one thing
A game of Risk on the other hand…You don’t fuck with that
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Cheating in tennis.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Getting cheat on, yes.
Getting the tank cheat in GTA:3 makes you one of the best people.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It makes the police missions really amusing.
I think I hit level 28 once on it
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
I wore the hell out of 3 for so long, that when Vice was more evolutionary than revolutionary
I ended up not liking it as much. It was a great game looking back, but I just couldn’t get sucked in the way 3 did for me.
Same with San Andreas. 4 was awesome though.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
My only real problem with San Andreas was that it was just too big.
You’d drive for 15 minutes at times. That’s not real fun.
Driving from I think Los Santos to Angel Pine or whatever it was on the SW corner of the map
was lame.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Yes, that is exactly what I was thinking of.
Some mission where you go to this dope farm and you driveanddriveanddrive.
Hah and then all the pot starts burning
so you’re driving high. Good times.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Was it San Andreas or Vice City that let you start gangs?
3 and 4 are probably the best, but that was one thing that I always wished you could do in other GTAs
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
San Andreas
That was cool, but not as well implemented as it could’ve been… and your guys were often kinda worthless. I enjoyed 4 just for the fact I could actually take cover behind things.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I'm pretty sure the previous GTAs let you shoot people over the desk
while crouching behind it.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I swear like a sailor
but I thought San Andreas had too much cussing in it.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
I think they were trying to recreate that whole LA scene in the 90s.
San Andreas offered the richest environment/setting of GTA 3, Vice City, San Andreas and IV.
I really liked San Andreas
Except the whole weird government/CIA subplot. That just kind of took you out of the LA scene that I thought they had done a pretty good job of recreating.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Agreed. The soundtrack was worth the price of admission.
I would sometimes boot that thing up just to drive around in a sports car and listen to the radio.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Home improvement continues
A local flooring place is coming out Wednesday to measure my living room and hallway for new carpet and give me an estimate. I forgot to ask if there would be a charge for the measure/estimate. Should I assume there is one?
The estimate will be $31,000.
/weirddeckguy
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Boy, Tim Allen wasn't funny.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
There ought not be a charge for the estimate. If there is, they generally tell you when you book that appointment.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I hope that's the case
The good news is the carpet I like came from a remnant stock. So yay for $2/sq ft
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I doubt they'll charge you anything.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
OOOOO AHH AHH AHH AHH
/disturbed
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
by Maximilian on Jul 11, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
she's a beast
I have a think for the girl on the Legs/Back video. There really aren’t that many good looking ladies in those videos. Dreya looks like a dude.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
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I'm pretty sure Dreya's a dude.
Your signature makes your agreement somewhat conflicted. - FuturePants 03/25/11
the girl on the Ab Ripper and Yoga videos isn't half bad
but she has a piggly nose.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Is she the chest and back girl?
Cause the girl on that one may be a dude, yes.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
i can't remember who is on that one
this is Dreya. Yikes.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
She looks like a gypsy.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
No, I haven't come across Dreya yet.
Chest and back girl is some weird German chick who is fucking buff as hell with what looks to be very oddly shaped titties.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
ah...Maureen with her "German Potato Soup" pot stirrers
she does have weird tittaes. There is very very odd sexual tension between Tony and Dreya. It will creep you out, especially since Tony Horton could probably bang any woman on planet Earth if he wished.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Tony seems like a supercreep.
Also: sister said P90X 2 coming by January….her only comment is “It’s going to be hard.”
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
can it be that much harder than this version?
and if it is, can you get your sister to hook me up?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
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"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'm sure it can be harder.
Just check out the schedule for P90X Doubles…..
Like in Plyometrics, if it was like 75 minutes instead of 55, that would be brutal.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
I can hang with them on the plyo, but as soon as it’s over, I pretty much colapse in a heap. I’m planning on doing my own version of doubles this time (running at night instead of doing another video), but it seems like the program is as tough as you want to make it. You can go down deeper in the lunges or squeeze out a few more pushups if you want to go all out
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Exactly, that's what I learned on Plyometrics.
I did the whole program, but cheated a little by not going as low as I should, or not bringing my legs up as far on those goddamn rockstar jumps.
Did everything ok on Chest and Back until the very last set of pushups, and I couldn’t even do one normal one.
I’m curious how I’ll be hanging in a month as opposed to my first week. I mean, I have been working out on my own and thought I was in better shape than I obviously am. This shit is no joke.
How’s the yoga? I have that tomorrow.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
same here on the "divebomber pushups"
by the time I get to that last set, I cannot do any more pushups. Not even if you put a shotgun in my face.
The yoga is good…the entire video is 90 minutes…I only do the first 45, which are strength and balance postures. The last 45 are just balance ones and I don’t have that much time to do the whole video. It’s a good stretch out, especially if your legs are still sore from plyo. You’ll sweat your balls off, though.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That's good to know -
Didn’t want to get up at 5:45 to do 90 minutes. 45 I can handle easy.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
he'll tell you when the "lasy vinyasa" is and then he'll say something to the effect of "now we're done with these..now on to the balance postures"
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
last vinyasa
i’m typing like ianf today
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Over/Under on how many times Chris Berman says the word "back" tonight.
200
I wonder if there is anyone who actually counts?
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 11, 2011 9:15 AM CDT reply actions
Shots for every back.
/dead by the 2nd hitter
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Berman
Yeah, I had to mute the sound last year at times, because he was so fucking unbearable.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
No worries
I’m guilty of that at least 4 times a day.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Challenge accepted
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
This is the only way to do it
Or you can take shots of beer for every back.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
i hate chris berman
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Ugh
Just watching the commercials yesterday for the HR Derby made me cringe.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Yellow Rose of Teixeira
Made me wanna puke
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks!
I had completely blocked out his nickname schtick and was mainly dwelling on his overuse of “Back, back, back…” Now I gotta deal with this too
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
During Hamilton's HR Derby 1st round
“IT’S ALL THE WAY TO STATEN ISLAND!!!!”
/StatenIslandIsInTheOppositeDirectionOfTheBleachersBerman
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That's a bit nit picking don't you think?
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Frank "Doubting" Thomas is the worst, in my book.
Not a great Thomas fan, but “The Big Hurt” was one of the best nicknames ever. Berman should’ve quit while he was behind.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." — Dave Barry
by CrustytheCowboy on Jul 11, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
of all people
Jim Traber of the Sports Animal was cracking on Berman last week saying how terrible he was.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Berman...
The most prominent reason I hate football season.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Would you say he was going "back back back back back" to his hotel?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
he said
“you’re coming back back back back back back to the hotel with me, leather”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Details
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 11, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
It was at the ESPYs
the day after the awards show in the hotel lobby. He was sluring words and looked terrible. I was there as a nominee for best play. He thought that the Trinity I was from was the one in Connecticut and was joking about how were were a long way from Hartford.
Nice. You went to Trinity? That play was amazing.
I thought about going there. Beautiful campus.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
The only good thing about that catch is that it prevented a perfect season for the Pats.
Boston is already insufferable enough.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
So what's that like?
If you win it’s like “Oh cool, I just won the most worthless award in all of ever.” If you don’t win it’s like “Oh cool, at least I didn’t win the most worthless award in all of ever.” Personally I’d just enjoy the weekend and get ridicuhammered on ESPN’s dime.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 11, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
join a softball league
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
The price was a bit much.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I watched the Nolan Batmans this weekend,
and while I can see how Dark Knight would be better — more interesting ideas being explored — I just find Begins much more watchable, outside of Katie “I am a Gotham City District Attorney, let me pass!” Holmes’s performance. Some of the action sequences in Dark Knight, especially the last ones, weren’t nearly as fun to me (on the other hand, the skyhook one was awesome).
Finally, someone else speaking up to say that Batman Begins was better than The Dark Knight
Both were great movies, but Batman Begins was the better of the 2.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
It's always tedious to do an origin story.
Especially when everyone knows the origin of the character. I liked the Batman Year 1 stuff; hated the children sequences. They were useless.
There was only like 10 minutes of kid stuff.
The Wayne-in-prison/Liam Neeson stuff was excellent.
Dark Knight didn’t really have a satisfactory build. I think the first hour and a half was better than the last one.
Oh yeah, totally agree about Dark Knight.
Dark Knight needed to remove Two Face entirely….it was a waste of time and didn’t provide a satisfying conclusion to the movie at all.
I actually liked how they handled Two Face.
His actions were needed to set up Batman having to pretend to go bad, and I don’t think you could do a whole movie around Two Face. The flipping a coin bit would get old.
But I didn’t really like the Joker’s endgame scheme. The boat scenes were interminable, and the fight through the tower to get to the joker was underwhelming.
I think The Dark Knight could have been better
if they saved Two Face for a sequel. Let him become Two-Face, but they didn’t need him going against Batman at the end. I also didn’t like that the cool aura of Gotham turned into Chicago.
Also, I know it was a dark movie and everything and Nolan probably had to tone it down some to keep the PG-13 rating, but they really needed some more blood.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Nolan wanted it to be realistic
I get what he was trying to do with The Dark Knight. He wanted to make the Joker’s character feel as real as possible and having him rob banks and blow up hospitals or hanging dudes off of skyskrapers in a more realistic city accomplished that.
The problem is that he got rid of all the coolest parts of Gotham in the process.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
This!
So many movies do this, and I don’t know why. You know you’re going to make a sequel anyway, set up a good villain so you can devote your time to it. Instead they just cram it in and make one long movie.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
What children sequences?
And the cool thing about Batman is people really only know the origin in that his parents died and he ended up becoming Batman. Batman Begins was the first movie/show/cartoon to really put a focus on any of his training.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
There was what, 2 main scenes with him as a kid?
You had the opening scene where he breaks his arm and in the process, discovers the cave with all the bats in it. Then you had the scene where he goes to the opera and then sees his parents get killed. Both of those were pretty important to the story.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
We all know that stuff.
They don’t need to rehash it for the 78th time. The kid actor was embarrassingly awful. The dad’s lines were cringe worthy cliche…
LOLWUT?
Yeah, lets start a movie about Batman that has his origins and leave out why he left to train and why he chose bats.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Everybody knows the Green Lantern got his ring from an alien
Why put that in the movie?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
We all know Spiderman was bit by a radioactive spider
No need to dwell on that in an movie.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
You could do a reasonable job if you just started off
with the scene of him going to the courthouse, with some expository dialog, before leaving to train.
You could play it off
But its the origin of Batman, and you want to leave out his origin.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
You could do exposition with dialog instead of flashbacks, though.
There weren’t a lot of kid scenes, but they were rather tedious.
Aren't you generally supposed to show something instead of tell it?
I mean, take it to an extreme and the whole movie could be Bruce Wayne being like “yeah then I was thrown in jail! But this dude rescued me and taught me all this ninja shit, and then his house blew up. Now I’m back.”
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Show is generally better than tell,
but a kid’s parents getting shot in front of him is going to traumatize him. That’s easy to accept. And when your movie’s already almost two and a half hours, it’s not something you need to show.
It's kind of the key moment in his life, though.
It would be like Moses just telling his brother about this weird burning bush thing he found.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
So do a flashback like Batman 89.
We don’t need young Bruce riding around in some tram, chatting with his dad just to establish that Gotham City has a tram.
Oh I'm not saying the scenes were amazing or anything
I’m just saying you can’t completely leave it out.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Well, that's not Nolan's style
Has he ever had any kind of exposition in his movies like that?
And I don’t see why you gloss over the origin of Batman in an origin movie of Batman.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
There was quite a bit of exposition in both of them, even with some voiceovery in Begins when talking about "the first time I stole to avoid starving..." and all.
More show, less tell of Bruce Wayne after leaving Gotham, less show, more tell of Bruce Wayne the kid.
Basically, I don’t think tying in the fear of bats to getting his parents killed added enough to the story (was a feeling of guilt over that ever brought up again?) to be worth the kids playing/falling into the well scene.
Right
I am not advocating we skip how Bruce learned what he learned. I’m advocating skip the scenes where he talks with his dad. They all sucked.
I did appreciate that there was some family resemblance visible in dad's face compared to Bale's.
Even a bit of mannerisms/smile habits. That was a nice touch.
You just hate kids in all movies though
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Pretty much.
Doesn’t mean those scenes were particularly worthwhile. It was a long movie. They needed to trim the fat kid.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
My preference would have been for a longer movie
It was 12 minutes shorter than TDK. They could have added some more Bruce Wayne training scenes I thnk.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Yeah, one of the problems with TDK was that there were a ton of non-action scenes that were probably shorter than they should've been
cause they had so much to fit in.
But the first 30 minutes or so of Begins could’ve been either tightened up a bit or redistributed.
One other nitpick on TDK
I like the Begins costume better. It was darker and more menacing. I like that they have Batman trying to upgrade his stuff always, but it was a better costume.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
FIFY
You just hate kids in all movies though
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
The feeling of guilt was throughout his training
and then it was brought up again when Scarecrow hit him with the gas. When his house was burned down, there was also another moment about it. And then it pretty much is concluded when he fights Ra’s on the train.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
It all ties in
Its not repeated over and over, but fear was the entire thing in that movie. The video game also brings it up constantly.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Fear, yes, that was mentioned by name over and over,
but the lack of explicitly retouching on the guilt he felt for his parent’s death feels sloppy now.
He's Batman
He’s not going to cry about it for the whole movie, but you definitely see it again when his house is burned down and that’s when he conquers his fears and all that good stuff.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
He brought it up some I think
but at that point, he also told Bruce that he set things up to kill his dad. At that point, Bruce isn’t going to have as much guilt about the death of his parents.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Because, it was already done in Batman.
We don’t need it again in Batman Begins. Do it once. Move on.
Well,
ideally kids these days are growing up never having seen any Batman movies other than Begins, Dark Knight, and the Adam West one.
We still do not need to see any scenes about Bruce as a kid.
You know that part where Bruce discovers the Batcave? Just add on this line: “I found this when I was a kid when I fell in a well back there. There were all these bats and they scared me to death.” while he’s rappelling around and shit. So easy. SO much better.
Yeah, though Nolan's dialogue would probably be a bit more natural sounding.
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
The only thing done in Batman, a movie that came out 16 years before with a different director
was a flashback to a scene where the Joker kills his parents.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
That guy even looked like a young Jack Nicholson....
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 11, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Except for the 89 Batman not being an origin story
and having a completely different take on Batman’s origin saying that the Joker killed his parents.
Batman Begins got it right when they had his parents killed by Chill
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
You're missing the point.
Point being they needed zero scenes where that stupid kid and dad spoke. At all.
lol, really?
The line where Bruce talks to his dad about how he is scared off the bats and his dad trying to teach him not to fear, which goes on later to have Bruce use bats to frighten the criminals of Gotham. And then there’s the whole fear thing throughout the entire movie that Bruce has to fight with.
And of course, Bruce’s fear of the bats and his dad’s understanding causes them to leave the opera early. When they leave early, his parents get robbed and shot.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
character development, FTW
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Its not critical dialogue
but I guess we could just show them in silence for those 5 minutes.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I mentioned this above, and it actually feels sloppy now that I think about it.
And of course, Bruce’s fear of the bats and his dad’s understanding causes them to leave the opera early. When they leave early, his parents get robbed and shot.
It’s revisited once: “Your parents’ death was not your fault.” → Bruce gets angry → “It was your father’s.” → Bruce gets SUPER angry. And then never again, IIRC.
Howeva, that general chain of events does need to still be in there
since it’s a great setup to Ras’ “will to act”/“do what’s necessary” stuff, which is a huge theme in the movie.
But it still could’ve been trimmed a bit. For instance: lose the train scene.
The train scene was a 5 second segway
and just established that the train goes to Gotham Tower for the final fight scene.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Why DID the train and the water mains all lead back to Wayne Tower, anyway?
That felt contrived, especially the water mains.
Cutting down the minute or two train scene to, say, 15 seconds would’ve kept the “look how clean this was compared to how dirty it is now” effect while tightening up the intro’s pacing.
Dramatic effect.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Well they both have to go to the same place for Ras's scheme to work.
It just feels a bit forced that they actually do.
Yes.
Speed of the plot and all that, I guess.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Well, it was Wayne's train
that went throughout the city and Wayne Tower was in the middle of the city plus is its biggest business.
And I don’t think that scene was more than 20 seconds in the train. IIRC, the scene was a cool look at the train and the city (what TDK missed), then they show the Waynes in the train on the way to the opera with the 5 lines spoken (Bruce’s mom says 3 words in the entire movie), and then the scene is done and they’re watching the opera.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I think it ended up a minute or two.
It was all “the train goes to the tower” “is that where you work?” “no i work at the hospital. better men run the company.” “better?” “well, more interested.” and some other “hey i built the train to help out the city i’m awesome!” stuff.
That's all tied into the story though
and establishes the characters like they were in the comics. Bruce’s dad was a doctor and while being filthy rich, he wasn’t the guy running the business. It also sets up for Bruce to do the same, again like in the comics.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
The "everyone here is a qualified movie critic" stuff is one of the things I like least about LSB.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
To be fair
I think that happens everywhere.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
I am not qualified.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Since when do you have to be qualified to be a movie critic?
Everyone has an opinion about the movies they have seen.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Shit, we're mostly not qualified baseball critics either.
by Closure GT on Jul 11, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
Rec.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Fletch Live: one of the finrst movies of my generation
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Pow!
"I banged a carney once" by Bob Loblaw on June 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT
"I have experience with goats" by Bob Loblaw by Bob Loblaw on June 25, 2011 6:06 PM CDT
Sheesh!
I think everyone knows that I don’t pretend to be a cerebral critic of movies. I know what I like, and I like discussing it. Doesn’t mean I can’t have an opinion th ough!
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Batman Begins is one of the more amusing films I've watched as part of a class.
My English teacher snarked on every Katie Holmes scene in criticising her acting ability, and as a result hilariously disrupted the watching experience. We had to write an essay which sort of involved discussing the film’s themes, and I was tempted to add something about there being clear evidence of Holmes being a bad actress.
/csb.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I can't make it through that movie
I’ve tried like a half dozen times now.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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Heh
“This Dracula is one most heinous dude. I totally fear he wants to suck my blood, which would be bogus.”
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
I liked them both equally...
it’s just what Heath Ledger did with the Joker was so damn great.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
My biggest issue with TDK was the skyhook stuff
there was more screen time spent more time in Hong Kong, even if it was a cool action sequence… than fucking Two-Face, post transformation.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Two Face not getting much screen time was pretty much a story constraint, though.
Not many people could know about what he did in order for Batman to be able to take the heat, so he couldn’t do all that much.
The annoying thing about the action sequences were that the coolest ones were all frontloaded.
I've said this before
but I fucking hate the way Nolan shoots action. The cut/cut/cut/cut shit. He did it in Begins because he didn’t know how to film a fight scene that looked good, and then has done it through every film he’s done since.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
I was thinking about this during Begins yesterday
Why can’t you just film a fight with one camera and actually, you know, show the action? The rapid cut trend seems to be all the rage these days, and I don’t really care for it.
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by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if some of that has to do with not being capable of choreographing a unitary fight scene that would look good in a one-camera shot.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I was speaking generally...not specifically about Nolan.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
acting is super easy
and you’re not a film critic
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
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"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'll go ahead and take the blame for that one.
Soviet montage started the trend of cross cutting shots, and then it evolved over time into the rapid cuts/Bourne Identity style fight scenes in various action flicks you see today.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
The shakey camera thing that the Bourne movies started
has become terrible. Movies think now that if they use a shakey camera, that it makes the scene automatically more intense. Instead, they just use it as a crutch to try and hide the fact that the scene sucked.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Yup. Every camera movement/shot needs to have a purpose.
If the director can’t explain the purpose of the shot in 5 seconds or less, it most likely doesn’t need to be in there.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Disagree
In Batman Begins, the fight scenes were my favorite because it showed how Batman fights. Like the docks fight scene that had him going in and out of the shadows. Then he jumps into the crowd of people as Falcone is trying to see what’s happening. IMO, that cut/cut/cut stuff works great for it.
In TDK, that was one of my smaller complaints about it since they seemed to cut out a lot of the mystery with Batman. Like the opening fight where he goes against the Scarecrow, its just a shot of him fighting his way through all those guys without any cutting.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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I thought the action in Inception was shot well.
I couldn’t follow the snow fight, but that was more because THEY WERE ALL WEARING FUCKING WHITE than the cuts.
I think Batman Begins is underrated.
People don’t talk about it as being as good because it doesn’t have the phenomenal acting of Heath Ledger. Liam is always great, too.
Plus, Batman is super annoying in the Dark Knight with all his growling.
dont forget about WedgeFest™
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
So how about that USA/Brazil game yesterday?
That was one of the best games (of any sport) I’ve ever seen.
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How was Pele?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Old.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
yeah it was pretty incredible.
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Totes...
I’ve never been that excited about a womens sport. Sex excluded.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
Brazil and the officials were an insult to the game.
They were flopping more than Duke. The refs were clueless.
Holy lols: Coheed & Cambria bassist
ARRESTED FOR ROBBING A WALGREENS OF OXYCONTIN
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
good for them...getting someone else to finish the tour
dude needs some help
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
Damn, that oxycontin can screw with you
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
so...not only am i going to marry hope solo,
im also going to marry diane kruger. at the same time.
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Somebody on facebook (a girl) said yesterday Solo looks manish.
I didn’t even know how to respond to that.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
That's not the most common perception?
Why do her eyebrows look like she’s always angry. It’s like in that Seinfeld where Uncle Leo paints on ridiculous fake eyebrows and everyone thinks he’s upset.
Well, when she's playing I wouldn't be surprised if she is always angry.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
i wouldve gone with the arrested development eyebrow reference there.
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
seinfeld is better than arrested
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions
i agree w/ this
doesn’t mean arrested isn’t good…seinfeld was truly epic.
Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011
I went on a Seinfeld hiatus for about 6 or 7 years...
I was just getting bored with it since I could recite every episode word for word. Started watching again about 9 months ago, and am finding myself laughing hysterically like I’ve never seen it. May it never go off air.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 11, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
This is how I was
not 6 or 7 years, but I had to take an extended break from Seinfeld re-runs to enjoy it again.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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I know people who say that about Lolo Jones too
But I think she’s gorgeous.
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Hope Solo's alright
Diane Kruger on the other hand is gorgeous. She made me watch National Treasure.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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i was watching the sequel last night for that exact reason.
same thing with Troy.
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
which one was she in Troy?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
cuz i'd fuck like 3 or 4 of the chicks in troy
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
The girl that caused the war
because Orlando Bloom couldn’t help himself.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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not Paris' fault,
and you know that
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
whose fault was is supposed to be, then?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
let's get serious here
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
was it Agamemnon’s fault for not treating her well enough?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
don't goad me into a convo about Homer
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
not that homer
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
no HomerS
we can have one
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
D'oh
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
I get all their names confused
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
helen of troy
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
jam
she good. But like TDT says, there are a lot of pretty hot chicks in that movie
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Sounds about right.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I haven't seen "Troy"
I can only dig action-ish movies if there’s a good plot. Would I enjoy this one?
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I like the plot. You probably already know the story.
Plus, it has Brad Pitt, Eric Bana and Orlando Bloom in various stages of undress. My wife seems to like that part.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Its the story of Troy
If you like that story, you’ll like the movie.
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I don't know if I know much about that story
Might check it out this winter
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
It is long, so be prepared to set aside a good chunk of time.
IMDB says 163 minutes.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
The Iliad, baby!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I didn't pay much attention when we had to read that in school
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
missing out
big time
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I like the story, I didn't like the movie.
Thought the action scenes (FLYING BRAD PITT ATTACK!!) were lame.
It's a little slow at times.
But not bad.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Troy is a solid solid movie.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
i would agree.
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Diane Kruger in Inglorious Basterds made me rock hard for days
especially when she said my name.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
lucky bastard
I feel Diane Kruger will never say my name.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I feel that might have been the only time she'll say mine as well.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
apparently I think "Diane Kreger" is "Diane Lane"
and I’ve been thinking all you people are fucking crazy.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
diane lane is fucking hot though
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
you know who else is hot?
helen hunt in twister. i’d give her a go
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
You seen her recently?
Cause Twister was like 10 fucking years ago.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Try 15 years ago. Now I feel old.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
thats my point.
i would have fucked her while she was in twister. she could be dead for all i know now
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
That's a movie I'm always gonna stop to watch if it's on TV.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
how dare you confuse my future wife!!!
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Diane Kruger is involved with Joshua Jackson
Right?
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
joshua jackson?
pacey?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
sonofabitch
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
was that before Gordon Bombay fucked his mom?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
If I recall correctly, he did
Dawson was lame.
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Yea Dawson got his movie thing going
But somewhere in real life him and Katie Holmes shoulda ended up together. Tom Cruise completely destroyed that fantasy.
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
he did!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
she looks better in troy
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
oh shit. thats insane
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Ugh
Charlie Conway steals another babe from me.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
hats off to you for also making a Mighty Ducks reference
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I need those movies in my collection
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
It's on my Amazon wish list
If anyone wants to send it to me for my bday
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
QUACK QUACK QUACK MR DUCKWORTH!
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Gordon...
Stop quacking.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 11, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
If you want to distract her
I’d take him
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
all he would do is whine about Zoey.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Deal.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Alex fucking Morgan, sir
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Another great choice.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
no idea who this is
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah, but like, who the fuck is that?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
no
they happen to have the same name apparently, but i believe it was fairly obvious i was speaking of a US womens soccer player
or maybe you missed that (was it over your head)
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
i mean, i can appreciate a hot guy,
but that guy is no hot guy
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
I think he's an mma guy or something
from what I glanced at in the GIS
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Would she be so sexy to us...
If she wasn’t the keeper for the US team? Like if you saw her at Wal Mart would you immediately fap like I do when I see her on tv? Or would you just be like, “yeah, there’s a cute chick”
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 11, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Sports definitely helps her, but I don't know how much.
She’d be attractive regardless, but knowing she plays (and is really good at) soccer is obviously not a bad thing.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Give me Alex Morgan
wearing her Fanta outfit
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Didn't know this
…Ohio State has granted (Jim) Tressel’s request that he be allowed to retire, rather than resign, therefore waiving the $250,000 fine the former coach would have had to pay for violating NCAA rules.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Sooo... yesterday a few minutes from my house by ABS light in my 07 Civic turns on and I hear some noises when I am braking
Wake up this morning planning to drop my car off at the dealer & use their shuttle service to go to work. Except now my car won’t go anywhere, just revs up, and now I hear some horrible noises from my front tires. So now I have to get towed to the dealer. What a horrible use of a vacation day, especially considering I woke up early to try to get this taken care of.
Whatever it is, it damn well better be under warranty.
had a dream i ran into hope solo in a starbucks....
well i bought her a latte.. then we went back to my place… took some shots of belvedere and undressed each other… should i keep going?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 9:48 AM CDT reply actions
but preferrably with another women.
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Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions
of Diane Lane
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
hope solo doing bad things to kate upton
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
now thats a dream i would like to hear.
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Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions
No one should do bad things to Kate Upton
She’s an angel I tell you.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Yes...but slower
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I know.
What kind of latte? Skim or no? Foam? We need the details!
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
had a dream i was fucking up some aliens,
Falling Skies style
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
this batman talk has given me severe tired head.
you know what hero movie sucked a huge dick?
superman begins (i think that’s what it’s called) whatever the new one is. holy shit that was some kind of awful
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never saw it
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I saw it only because a guy from Iowa plays Superman
Brandon Routh
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
That guy was a duplicate of Christopher Reeve though
Kevin Spacey as a bad guy is never believable to me. I thought it was pretty good honestly.
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Yeah, he did have a good resemblance
I’m not big into superhero movies. I actually loved “Dark Knight” though, which I saw in IMAX at midnight the week it came out. Amazing. Also — the only place I’ve ever seen a line for the men’s room, but no line for the women’s.
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
This...
It was fucking terrible. One of the few movies in which I wanted to walk out of the theater.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 11, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
It wasn't very good. No wonder they are rebooting the series.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Superman Returns
It was fucking terrible. It was a shitty homage to the original 2 Superman movies where they didn’t do anything except try to redo the same Luthor scheme.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Yes exactly.
Lex Luthor is a criminal supergenius. Not a scumbag real estate agent with goofy sidekicks.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I bet your favorite part of the movie
was the Kate Bosworth’s and Cyclops’ kid that ****SPOILER ALERT**** ended up being superman’s kid.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Oh fuck me, I had kind of blocked that shit out.
Yes, undoubtedly the single dumbest element of any major superhero movie in the last 25 years.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Emo Spiderman 3 in the bar is worse
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We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
i like emo spiderman
haha no
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I skipped Spiderman 3. Is there any reason to change that?
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
The last fight is pretty good I think
The Spiderman movies all blend together in my memory
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Boy we're loving the hyperbole today.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Out of curiosity, what would you think is worse?
Because that was pretty bad.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
THIS IS THE WORST DAY IN LSB HISTORY!!!!!!!!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 11, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
well, they didnt really say that did they?
but the kid did allegedly throw a fucking piano at some fucking guy
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, they pretty much said it
when Superman was repeating to him what Brando said to Superman in the first movie.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
i don't know what you just said
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Superman's dad, played by Marlon Brando in the first Superman movie,
left him a message saying “People will be scared of you, you’ll be stronger than everyone and better than everyone, you should help them, etc. etc.”
Superman repeated the lines to the kid at the end
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
oh
i’ve never seen old superhero movies
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
There's not many to see
There’s Superman I and II, Batman, and Batman Returns. That’s every super hero movie that’s truly worth seeing that came out before 1997.
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-venturafearsnolan
I see you have never viewed Flash Gordon.
Truly an epic.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
There are other movies that one could watch
And trust me, I’ve seen them all. I’m talking about the movies that are actually that good that you have to watch and not the ones that are so bad that you have to watch them.
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-venturafearsnolan
Good point. Flash is one of my favorite bad movies.
Timothy Dalton plays a great role.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah...I will get that title track stuck in my head for hours.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Watch Batman & Robin for the Mr. Freeze puns.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Do not follow this advice.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Sorry I'm not sorry for still laughing at it.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Just skip any scene without Arnold.
And the movie is actually pretty awesome.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
There's a youtube clip somewhere of all his puns
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I don't know
The Bane and Poison Ivy trainwreck is pretty good.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Isn't Bane supposed to be in the next Batman?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
But its going to be played by Tom Hardy and hopefully will be more like the super-strong criminal mastermind that is Bane instead of the retarded, Hulk-wannabe Bane that was played by a pro-wrestler in Batman and Robin.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
I hope so as well.
Is there going to be another villain? Or perhaps more accurately, do we know who the second villain will be?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
All that's out there now is that Bane is in it
and we know that Anne Hathaway plays Selena Kyle/Catwoman, but I don’t think they’ve said anything yet about if she’s going to be catwoman in this one from the beginning or if they’ll do it like Two-Face and show her becoming Catwoman in the middle of the movie.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Ah ok
I thought I remembered Catwoman but I wasn’t sure.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
old movies suck
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
The Superman ones don't hold up at all.
Batman holds up better, but not that much better. Batman Returns isn’t worth it.
What's wrong with the Superman ones and Batman Returns?
The Superman ones are a bit cheesy, but it was from the 70s.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
That's part of what doesn't hold up about the Superman ones.
They’re also long, meandering, and (Superman I in particular) much less satisfying than the newer takes.
Batman Returns was just blah. I didn’t see it until 2004 or so (same time I rewatched Batman) and was very unimpressed.
It is by far the darkest Batman movie you'll ever see
I think its greatness, but then again, I did grow up on the Keaton Batman movies.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
No, just a normal freak I think
who was seriously screwed up in the head thanks to being raised by penguins in the sewer.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Batman Returns is very underrated.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
My favorite line in the movie is when they reference it themselves
Fat Clown to Penguin: “Penguin… I mean, killing sleeping children. Isn’t it that a little, uh”
Penguin shoots him: “No, its a lot”
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-venturafearsnolan
ive never seen batman or superman or any of that gay crap
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 10:07 AM CDT reply actions
or transformers or comic book shit... so stupid.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
....youre stupid.....!
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Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuck your opinion on Batman...
Everything else I’ll accept.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 11, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
i have never read a comic book in my life
and if i ever have kids, they never will either. fucking gay
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I haven't watched any movies like that since I was a kid
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
i never played with a god damn transformer either
oh shit, it changed from a car to a robot! woo fucking hoo.
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I hate you.
Robots and Cars are fucking awesome.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
The toys, though?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
I always had the toys but never gave a shit about the cartoon
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I had GoBots.
We were a frugal family.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Nope, didn't give a shit about those, either.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
the toys are dumb
all toys are dumb. i’m about to be an uncle. i’ll be god damned if i am going to buy that littel dude any fucking toys
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
He's going to love you.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
If you don't buy toys, what will you buy him?
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Beer.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
i dont know
other fucking shit
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
This.
Voltron (the lion Voltron, not the stupid cars one) was way better.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Voltron was the shit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Every Voltron episode ever
At least half of each show is recycled sequence of forming Voltron. Smashed in between is about 10 minutes of, “We need to form Volton. Shit, we can’t form Voltron! All right, we managed to form Voltron!”
It does describe a high percentage of anime.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
You say this like these are bad things.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
robots as cars are fucking stupid
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
blue angels....you be crazy
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 10:16 AM CDT reply actions
what a great allocation of our nations resources
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 10:19 AM CDT reply actions
reply failure at life this morning...
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Supposedly they're all done in conjunction with required training exercises, so they're no additional cost to us
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
FIFY
reply failure at life this morning
Seriously, hating on superheroes, transformers, and the Blue Angels?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
anyone found a link to the HR derby drinking game yet?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 10:20 AM CDT reply actions
Here you go.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=home+run+derby+drinking+game
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
You don't really mean that.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I have one that's pretty barbarian....
I’m going to be getting drunk while watching the home run derby.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 11, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
'And then the monk tried to make out with me'
CS, B Version: Amanda Palmer cuddles a monk on a train and describes it in agonizing detail.
There’s a rambling paragraph in the middle where she introduces some mensies concepts that we’re all probably not comfortable with. I would advise skipping that one.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
who is amanda palmer
and monk’s actually exist?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh hell yeah I see monks all the time
She’s a indie musician, married to Neil Gaiman.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
you see monks all the time?
you’re not the guy in argentina right? arent you in america? and you see monks?
what the fuck does a monk do? i could be a fucking monk
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
They make badass beer.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
And chocolate
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Airport, dog
Everyone flies, so I see everyone.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
oh yeah!
you rape old women!!
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
legally though. obviously
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Actually, I receive, not give
My job is complicated in that way.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I want to be married to Neil Gaiman.
In a totally non-sexual way.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
well you can't marry him in a non-sexual way
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Says who? Plenty of marriages are non-sexual! (rimshot)
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Given that he seems ok with her cuddling monks on a train
I think she’d be ok with you marrying him in a non-sexual way.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
My girl's uncle is a monk
I call him her monkle
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
how does one be a monk?
can a white guy be a monk?
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I guess you apply and show them your chocolate and beer making skills
And yes whities can be Monks
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
My nephew's parents refer to me as his drunkle.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Um... my last.fm station
just aired a commercial for a free sample of astroglide. Not sure I can keep it on in the office if it’s going to do that.
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 10:24 AM CDT reply actions
yeah, you wanna make sure there are still free samples left
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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
do you REALLY need any more?
I mean….really???
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
No
I think I’m set for now, Officer Bob.
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Just use some trombone slide cream
or maybe some valve oil
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
is there such a thing as "trombone slide cream?"
if there is, I need to buy some just for the novelty
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
There is
A little slide cream can go a long way.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
skip the valve oil, it’s no good for that purpose.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
So true
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Seems like an odd thing to try to give as a sample
Well I got a free sample of it….MIght as well use it…
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
I remember when KY warming came out they did the same thing.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
hey dudeski's
when does Boardwalk Empire come back on tv?
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Yep
Should be after True Blood finishes up its season. Sons of Anarchy’s also back in September.
And new Breaking Bad this Sunday! Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
Just discovered Breaking Bad
rented all three seasons last week to catch up… its a good show
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
Templeton Rye
(a much-sought after whiskey distilled here in IA) is going to appear in a few episodes
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I can understand why you wouldn't want to
But holy shit that’s uncanny.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Granted, I tried to find the picture that looked most like this guy that I could.
I don’t think I look like him….I get the comparison but I think most people are just being blinded by glasses.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Can you find pictures of you both without glasses?
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Which one is you?
They both look the same.
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-venturafearsnolan
My hair is significantly longer than his now...
And I am significantly less balding.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Stop staring at me!!!
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
it's like one of those bits from SNL
where Mike Myers was doing his Mick Jagger impression and the real Mick Jagger and they’re pretending like they’re looking in a mirror
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That particular skit was Jimmy Fallon, Officer Broseph.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 11, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
ah
well done
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Wow, this is freaky.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
That is eerie.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Very different.
Your tie is a completely different color.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
post some pictures of that horse you call a dog
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm imagining this as a lady friend, and it's even funnier.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
How can you say that you don't?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You have very similar noses and mouths... you have slightly fuller lips.
Eye shape is slightly different.
Hair is very different.
Chin is different.
Overall head shape is similar.
You look alike. It’s pretty straight forward.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
The "everyone here is a qualified look-alike critic" stuff is one of the things I like least about LSB.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
My image of you while you were posting this comment is with your face about an inch away from the computer screen trying to decide about the fullness of FP's lips.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Imagine me pantless and you're pretty spot on.
Not that I wasn’t wearing pants… but I do enjoy having you imagine me that way.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
the second guy isn't nearly "spindly as fuck" enough
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 11, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
So I have an interview with a recruiter tomorrow for a job
They said to set aside 90 mins. This is a first for me, I don’t know that I’ve ever had any interview last more than an hour. What the hell is a recruiter going to talk to me about for 90 minutes?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I may be a little biased, but I feel like it's insulting if a recruiter wants to waste 90 minutes of time.
Necessary evil, I suppose, in a lot of cases… No idea what they will talk about – they may give you a personality test or something?
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
That was my thinking.
It’s test time.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
That's so they have time to finish the brainwashing.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Please report back.
I get their calls and emails regularly and I’d like to know what that process is like in the event that this place ever loses its appeal.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I've dealt with many, many legal recruiters.
Like I said, it may be a necessary evil to meet with them, but they aren’t the ones with the job, so it just kind of pisses me off.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
recruiters are less of an interview.. they do a lot of the leg work.. they just
want to get to know you most of the time.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
I’ve gotten a couple of other jobs through recruiters, but it was all very quick and surface level. These guys seem different though; more intense. I’m just trying to gauge whether this is a “what are your strengths and weakness” interview or a “discuss the inverse effect of rising loss costs on underwriting profits in the boarder regions” type of interview.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Is this just an initial interview if it's with a recruiter?
I’ve had a few of those that were only an hour or so, but I’ve also had places where my first non-phone interview was a half- or full-day affair.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is not as bad as people say it is.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I have a sneaking suspicion you have then entire Bryan Adams catalogue
and perhaps even ‘Summer of 69’ tattooed in olde English somewhere on your body.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 11, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't care for either
but that’s because right after that movie came out, it seemed like every other high school marching band did shows to the score from that movie.
It got old, fast, and I’ve never even seen the movie.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
We didn't march to it
but we played it in orchestra. Soundtrack is okay. Song definitely old
by jls4Rangers on Jul 11, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Who said it was bad?
It might be my favorite live-action movie adaptation of the Robin Hood story.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I feel like it popped up somewhere in a recent OT or PGT somehwere
but I didn’t notice it until later and didn’t feel like trying to bring it back up.
It was on some BBC channel I didn’t even know I had on TWC last night and I remembered how much I liked it. But I also had a bro crush on my boy Christian Slater back then. C SLATES GOES HARD, Y’ALL!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 11, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
It was the first PG-13 movie that I can remember watching.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Agreed. Prince of Thieves is awesome.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
I don't really understand why people like to dogpile Kevin Costner movies.
They’re not the greatest, but they’re mostly enjoyable, even if he kind of keeps making the same couple movies.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm in this camp.
I think Waterworld followed by The Postman pretty much made him an easy punching bag that took off, but he’s in some of my favorite films of all time and deserves a life time free pass, dammit.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 11, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
The Untouchables and Bull Durham
Lifetime pass for those 2 alone.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Tin Cup
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I love Rene Russo circa '96
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 11, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't normally find her all that great
but she inspires superboner in The Thomas Crown Affair
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That's one movie the wife and I can always agree on.
I get to see Rene’s stuff and she gets to see Pierce’s ass.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I still have no idea what the plot of the movie is
something about paintings. and tittaes
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
no
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
dances with wolves????
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I've never seen that one. It's on my list.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Did you see Avatar?
If so, you’ve seen a shittier version of Dances wiht Wolves.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I passed on Avatar. Too much hype and I don't really like 3-D movies.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
3D movies are a headache.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Dances with Wolves had a baby with Ferngully.
It came out with an extra toe or two, but it was mostly a normal, fine movie. Certainly not worth all the hype, but it was actually better than I expected.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
(sorry Aqua, I'll stop now)
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Worth seeing in IMAX 3-D.
Will not be buying the DVD.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep
It was a solid story, but you’re not watching it for the story, you’re watching it for how cool Pandora looks. Sam Worthington, Stephen Lang, and Zoe Saldana were also very good in it.
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
and Last Samurai
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought that was Tom Cruise.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
well yeah...but that was comparing avatar to other movies of the same archetype
avatar is almost exactly like last samurai
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Sorry...I missed what you were referring to.
I’m not a professional movie critic, so you understand how I made the error.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh, I actually agree with you on something!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
It's properly poorly rated on LSB,
showing that despite Aquaman’s claims, we ARE qualified film critics.
Pack a lunch.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I think most of the Waterworld stuff was about how much of a dick he was while making the movie.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
The movie was also beyond fucking horrible.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
I'm going to be in Vegas the same weekend as this big iheartradio music festival
Also, my friend (the bride-to-be organizing the trip) just talked the Paris Hotel (where we’re staying) into lowering our room rate from $175 to $140. Win.
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 11:16 AM CDT reply actions
Is that a nice hotel? Great location on the Strip.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know
I’ve never been to Vegas, but that’s where my friend wanted to stay.
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
First time in Vegas? Have a blast.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I get there Friday night around 9 and leave Sunday afternoon
Wish I could be there longer, but I’m sure it’ll be fun
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Is everything already planned out for you, or is it a flexible trip?
Make sure you try to hit the pool scene and a good brunch somewhere.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Not sure what she has planned yet
We’ll be in a pretty good sized group — it’s sort of a bachelor/bachelorette/wedding party party. I fully expect to be exhausted at the end of the weekend.
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Go to Mandalay Bay...my fave LV place but I haven't been there for 5 years or so.
Go to a bar called Red Square and have a vodka martini. The bar is a block of ice.
Then go next door and shake your ass at Rum Jungle.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 11, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
FYI, Mandalay Bay is a long way down the Strip from Paris.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Bummer.
RJ was a great place.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 11, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
$ 10 cab ride or take the train.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 11, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Does the train run on that side of the strip now?
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I haven't been back in a while.
Also, I love, love, love The Hard Rock…at least 5 years ago.
You can take in all the epic talent at the pool, drink, play blackjack and also watch a game you’re betting on ….all at the pool.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 11, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I need to try that next time.
I’ve heard great things about the Hard Rock.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Used to be pretty great to just go hang out at the lobby Circle Bar.
It’s not what it used to be, even though they seriously expanded a couple of years ago.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
they also have a mcdonalds inside... so you can get drunk and do stupid
stuff like order a 100 piece chicken mcnugget and wake up in a sea of honey mustard and half eaten nuggets all over your hotel room
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
You can walk to the Bellagio Water Show.
Even though you’ve seen it on TV, it’s still pretty cool.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
go to Wynn Encore
never seen so many smoking hot lady escorts in my entire life
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
nevermind, forgot you were a lady.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
A lady who is not into smoking hot ladies
But thanks
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Something for guys to remember...
but more of a curiosity for you: if you see a girl by herself after midnight in any Vegas casino, guaranteed she is a hooker.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Am I the only person who has never been to Vegas and doesn't really care to go?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
No. I don't see the allure.
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
For debaucherous good times
New Orleans > Vegas IMO
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Strippers and whores are cheaper too.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 11, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Sort of maybe not related...
Has anyone been following the Danziger Bridge shooting trial? That is a crazy clusterfuck of a story. Dead, unarmed civilians. Planted evidence. Fabricated witnesses. All against the backdrop of one of the most horrific natural disasters and in one of the most most racially charged atmospheres in our country.
I’m fascinated.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Is that still going on? I thought they were already convicted.
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by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Still going on
Kind of a long story. Here’s a timeline.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I'm fine never going
Fuck deserts, fuck Swingers, and fuck places that you don’t know what time it is.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I live 4 hours away from Vegas...
and whenever I’m in the area I either drive right on through or just stop for gas.
When you don’t drink or gamble Vegas doesn’t do shit for you. It’s easily the most overrated city in the country for me.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
That might be true but gambling is the best.
Poker is awesome.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
fucking vegas is the best fucking thing in the fucking world
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 11, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Rest in peace Shannon Stone...
his funeral began a half hour ago…
Ventura::Lewin::Greenberg
Yes that's my foot and no I don't have a wide stance.
I bleed Ranger black and blue.
by BigGuns on Jul 11, 2011 11:30 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Oh fuck me.
You trying to make me cry at work?
RIP
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
This picture and his Facebook profile pic
Are great pics that make it all hit home more.
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
by Texas Jihad on Jul 11, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Prospect Voting
Slept in like a motherfucker this morning, so it’s up now.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/11/2270084/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-15
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/11/2270084/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-15
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/11/2270084/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-15
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Question for Season Ticket Guys and Gals
I want to trade in some tickets for the July 24th game. Can I trade in two sets of four for two unplayed games and get four good seats for the single game or am I limited to equal value tickets?
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
or his alternate
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I love you, Unky Herb
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
There's too much hate spewing from you, as of late.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
He's been an LSB member for over four months now, what do you expect?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'd rather use his dinopenis.com equivalent.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
gigonotosaurus@dinopenis.com
that’s what I should’ve gone with
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I ddin't realize Herbie moonlighted,
but they got some great deals on free trials….
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Seriously Sportscenter?
SportsCenter SportsCenter
Which feat was more impressive to YOU & why: Jeter’s 3,000 hit or Team USA’s EPIC comeback vs. Brazil – best answers on 3ET SC
ESPN being ESPN
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
is there even a question that Jeter's 3k is pretty damned impressive?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Hmm.
1 of 27 players to get to 3000 vs the latest goal ever scored from play during a women’s world cup during an elimination game WHILE BEING DOWN A PLAYER FOR AN HOUR. It’s pretty impressive vs once-in-a-lifetime impressive.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah it's like comparing apples and oranges
Is it impressive that Jeter hit #3000, yes… but the World Cup game was a one time more impressive act than a HR to left center field. (Obviously the Rays didn’t have left center field locked down)
That's moronic.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
ORLY?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Actually I lied.
I haven’t seen Jeter’s hit either. But I read more about it, and know it was a homer! So it still wins.
Then you should go read about the game.
One of the top 5 best sporting events I’ve ever watched.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I didn't see the Apollo 11 landing or Operation Overlord
…but I’m kinda impressed by those things.
by Black Francis on Jul 11, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Where they were fucked over by the refs multiple times.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Lunch
what’re you having?
Chicken Chili Stew…a delightful mix of chicken breasts, rotel hot blend, corn and taco seasoning simmered in a crock pot for 6 hours. “All aboard…next stop, Diarrhea Station!”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
probably corner bakery
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Their chicken carbonara is fantastic.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
indeed it is.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Had the cobb sandwich last week
good
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Is that the stuff your wife makes that is an assured trip to the can, but you can't stop eatingit?
Because it sounds delightful.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, going to run to the "deli" downstairs.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Got the gyro today.
Here’s my problem. I like to eat with my left hand so I can use the mouse during lunch. But the “z” key is on the left side of the keyboard. I need to map the “z” key to something I don’t use on the right side of my keyboard for maximum efficiency during lunch-browsing.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
map it to the mouswheel button press
I never use that. in fact, thats a fucking great idea. One handed LSB trolling from now on. Any guess as to what I’ll be doing with the other hand??!?!
Unfortunately, I have that mapped to "open in new tab" and I use it a lot.
Maybe I need a four button mouse.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I was apprehensive...
then I saw that this mouse “invokes the iconic imagery of Deathwing the Destroyer, leader of the black dragonflight and instigator of the Cataclysm”. Now I’m sold.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
After buying
You will be shocked that you were even able to navigate the internets without the help of Deathwing, Destroyer of Worlds. If only you could also use this mouse to punch trolls in the face through the internets.
yes
it’s so good…..she gave me the recepie last night and I made a huge pot of it. I’ll be eating it/shitting it out all week long
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Pills so I can lift my arms again this afternoon.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha
after i did plyo the first time, my hip flexors were so sore I walked around like Cro Magnon man for 3 days
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Legs are ok, actually.
Strangely I am noticing that stuff that I haven’t even worked out – like my abs – are a little sore.
by FuturePants on Jul 11, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
you definitely hit areas that you probably have never hit before
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'm procrastinating going to lunch
One co-worker is not here, one left to go on a job and one left to eat with husband. And I HATE eating alone….Blah….
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
Black Eyed Pea
Cobb Salad, grilled chicken with thousand island dressing.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 11, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
they still have Black Eyed Pea restaurants?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I think so
That was the go to post-church lunch spot of my youth. That and K-Bob’s.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
us too
I would get the chicken fried chicken, fried corn and fries. It’s a total mystery how I was a little chunk back then…
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
CFC FTW!
I was a fried okra and green beans kid.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
The only chicken fried worth a shit
is motherfucking chicken fried steak, and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Bones
& thickness.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
how am I not supposed to twss this?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Early lunch for me
I’m having an Oscar Meyer “Cracker Combo” – a lunchable for adults. Followed by mandarin oranges, and a snack size bag of pretzel sticks.
Then I gotta go brush and floss, because I have a dentist appointment this afternoon, BLECH
"I like wieners" – Texas Jihad, 5.17.2011
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Fuck yeah, Adrian Beltre!
Screw that.
Eat a bag of oreos and some Flaming Hot Cheetos (aka greatest chips ever) and make them earn your damn money.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 11, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
It's late for lunch here
so I’ll just toss something in the fryer because today is a day I really don’t want to cook.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Ham and cheese sandwich (slightly toasted bread)
pretzels. Either a peach or a plum, depends on what I feel like. Peppermint.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 11, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Just finished eating some grilled chicken breast cut up into some lipton seasoned pasta
Peach, string cheese mozzarella, and 2 chocolate chip cookies. Water to drink.
LIKE A BOSS.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Turkey, bacon and provolone on flatbread
And some kind of fruit.
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
1994 IMDB review for Chairman of the Board, starring Carrot Top
A few weeks ago I watched Carrot Top’s Chairman of the Board on HBO. This is not just the worst movie I’ve ever seen, it’s the worst movie that’s ever been or ever could be.
There’s a notorious scene in John Waters’ Pink Flamingos where the drag queen Divine picks up an actual piece of dog feces and eats it. That is a Capraesque delight compared to the moment in COTB when Carrot Top leans in to kiss actress Courtney Thorne-Smith. Indeed, Thorne- Smith deserves an honorary Oscar for not vomiting her small intestines the second Top’s fish-underbelly skin came within Taser range of her lips.
I have spent the better part of my life a happy-go-lucky atheist, endlessly circling an epistemological cul-de-sac, foolishly content in the delusion that naught but unremarkable randomness and the caprice of evolution govern our planet and our lives.
I write this now as a careworn and grudging theist, cursed with the metaphysical certainty that God exists and that there must indeed be a reckoning. Only a literal hell can restore to the universe a sense of order and return to our souls – souls thirsting for justice for humanity, for cable subscribers everywhere, and not least of all for Courtney Thorne-Smith – a small measure of peace.
Indeed, Mr. Top’s crushingly unfunny “film” is a long, jagged scar across our collective unconscious. It is your hopes and dreams replaced by a dying, weeping child crushed and all at once bereft of breath in your unconsoling – and inconsolable – embrace. It is blood in your stool on the eve of your wedding day. It is an unaccounted-for prosthetic eyeball swimming languidly in your vegetable pad thai. It is happiness itself blotted forever from the cosmos.
Carrot Top is the worst human being who has ever lived or ever will live. Stalin? What’s a pogrom here or there? Pol Pot? The killing fields are the sweet songs of seraphim heard within the fragrant bosom of your lover compared to this dread offering. Hitler? Europe, she recovered by and by. There is no Marshall Plan for the pain and ruin we Chairman of the Board survivors must endure the sad remainder of our now-squalid lives.
Not only are there no – no – laughs in this movie, this film will steal laughs from the rest of your life. It represents a debt that can’t be repaid – not now, not here, not in Superman’s Bizarro World, not in a far, future galaxy run by countless trillions of nanorobots singularly programmed to wipe away forever the stain of this film, a film that is now irretrievably etched in thousands of banshee-screaming layers of space-time.
What’s done is done. Though every cell of your body may cry out in anguish and every ribbon of DNA struggle mightily against an unslakeable urge to rip itself asunder, there can be no peace – not for you, not for your children, not for your children’s children. Satan, to put it all too bluntly, has won. The collective efforts of millions of preachers, doctors, philanthropists, inventors, kings, queens, philosophers and humble servants of God throughout history are but piffle and dreck.
At Carrot Top’s official Web site, www.oh- my-god-why-am-i-typing-this/someone- please-take-my-e yes-out-with-a-melon- baller/and-fill-the-raw-moist-sockets- with-m olten-pig-iron/lest-the-next- thing-i-see-be-carrot-tops-shiny-disgus ting-head.org/index.html, Carrot Top offers 8-by-10 glossies of himself for 10 bucks apiece.
If deep within the 342 pages of legislation comprising the USA PATRIOT Act there had been a provision for abolishing the civil liberties and reproductive rights of all purchasers of the graven image of this execrable amalgam of Ed Gein- lampshade skin and circus peanut- colored horror, I for one would have been happy to donate every last dollop of fat and tallow in my belly, buttocks, thighs and shanks to grease the skids for fascism once and for all.
But alas, the right to be screamingly unfunny and to slobber to horrifying effect on attractive blond actresses is a long-recognized pillar of our democracy. The right to enjoy watching this sort of thing is similarly entrenched, as is the right to watch dwarf-tossing, to view pornography in which midgets peeing is the central theme, and to stare at the noonday sun.
Still, though I’ve never met a Carrot Top fan, they are presumably out there. According to his Web site, he performs in Las Vegas a lot. Believe me, I would prefer to see a Siegfried and Roy show in which their tigers break loose and devour half the audience and the better part of my lower torso.
In fact, Carrot Top came to my home town earlier this year. Some poor reporter at our local paper had to write a feature story on him. Knowing that writing anything about Carrot Top that doesn’t completely savage him is akin to being one of the PR flacks assigned to spin the Bhopal thing for Union Carbide, I can sympathize with this poor fellow. But not that much.
For when it comes to Carrot Top, his stupid AT&T commercials, or that steaming pile of offal Chairman of the Board, you are either with us or you are with the terrorist. Suffice to say, you’re better dead than red.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 11, 2011 12:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
yeah...did not read this. sorry.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus, I had no idea it was that fucking long.
But the fact that someone felt compelled to write a review this long for a Carrot Top movie is pretty funny in itself.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 11, 2011 12:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I actually have seen this movie
I thought it was mildly funny at least
Formerly Rangers121032
We want...#1 Josh #2 Barnet #10000000 Rhadigan
really?
gonna set it up that easy, eh? Well, I’m not falling for it.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Come on Bob. It's what you do.
by dolphinpuncher on Jul 11, 2011 12:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm taking the high road today
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Thank God.
I’m so over TWSS. It hasn’t been funny in years, and I’ll fight any of you who disagree.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
It's a crutch. Hindering truly great dick jokes.
I’m glad to see Bob taking the high road, and being the bigger man …
Really, it reached its climax long ago
Now, it’s just too flaccid to even bring up.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
"Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up." -Tobias
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
You can zink your arrow into my buttocks any time.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Your first sentence made me laugh.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
twss
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
OH DAMN YOU, REPLYFAIL!!!!!!!!!
it would’ve been funny, too
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I think it's funnier this way. Turning the TWSS into a pre-emptive strike, rather than a reactive joke.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
good looking one-armed chick on CNN right now
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
This is the most LSB comment of the day
It’s edged out ‘I hate you’ by Herbie.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
turns out she's not that good looking.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Good from far, far from good?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 11, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
a pitching wedge
looks pretty good from about 120 yds out, but the closer you get, the more you rethink your selection
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 11, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Underrated comment
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 11, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
it's awfully sexist and I apologize to our resident LSB Lovely Ladies
but I do think it’s kinda funny
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
although she's dressed like Jesse Spano from SBTB
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
What site do you usually go to?
Me personally, I’m a www.amputeens.com kind of guy.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 11, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Side note:
Apparently that’s a real site, so click on your own risk.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 11, 2011 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know whether the existence of that site is a sad or empowering comment on our society.
Since I will not click on the link, I can live with the uncertainty.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
you are seriously super fucked up
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I know!
of all people..
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
It's good to know your boundaries then.
I’m crossing off “amputee chicks” on my list.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 11, 2011 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions
it's on the short list
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I knew goddam well who posted this and that I didn't want to look at the picture just from the subject line.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
good call
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I hope you're talking about the image
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
by Witt(less) on Jul 11, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
you people are really testing my new policy...
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
This is all SFW!!
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 11, 2011 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions
That deaf chick Marley whatever that was there for the Trump Roast
Not bad a’tall.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I don't understand 30% of the words in that sentence
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
"Smitten" is an emotion. You probably feel it for your partner on the force.
“Me” is a singular pronoun referencing the speaker.
“Won” is the past-tense of “win,” which means to be victorious over something. Being that you are from Oklahoma, the concept of victory being foreign to you is not surprising.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm not from Oklahoma
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Falling Skies: in or out?
It’s still establishing characters and storylines, but so far I’m in. Anyone have any strong opinions on this show?
Ask FuturePants about what he thinks of the kid in that show
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Obviously we haven't gotten to any of the large confrontations yet
I expect it to pick up steam. I really like Dr. Mark Greene as a freedom fighter haha. Took awhile to break from my memories of him as a nerdy, glasses wearing doctor, but so far he’s doing well in that role.
Didn't see last night's ep.
but so far I’m in. It’s gotten progressively less interesting. They need less of the son, and more of the hot blonde badass.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Mild ringtone dilemma here...
Do I go with the main theme from Archer, or do I stay with my current one, the end credits theme from Arrested Development?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
what about "hello moto"?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Blackberry
so no
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 11, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Time for the Archer switch
let the healing begin
Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan
Semi-related
Gob’s intro music would be good.
Actually, pretty much any of the recurring music pieces from AD would be great.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Or the various versions of the noise a chicken makes
Although it would lose something without the accompanying dances.
If I can find a good audio clip
that might be my text message clip.
Or, I could use Sterling saying “Danger Zone!”
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 11, 2011 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I want Danger Zone
or the Professor with “Good news, everyone!” as my text ringtone.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I tried to make "Final Countdown" my ring tone a few years ago, but I am not techno savvy and couldn't get it to happen
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
iPhone now
then it was something by samsung or somesuch
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
iPhone ringtones are easy.
Make a AAC copy of the song. Pick the 30 sec or less you want as a ringtone, drag it out to your desktop and rename it as an .m4a (I think this is the ringtone extension) file and put back into iTunes. Now that i know the name of that song it is mine!
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
This is correct
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 11, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Makes sense
I have the instructions saved on my home comp.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
.m4r
Although generally with a jailbroken phone I just like getting the song form cydia.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Hahahaha nice
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 11, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I had Lux Aeterna for my wife for a while.
you want to talk about fucking HATING something. The song freaked her out.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
It is now, Archer!
Thanks gentlemen.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 11, 2011 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Well geez, you're no fun
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 11, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
"I don't want to sound queer or nothing,
but that’s a pretty sweet ass."
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 11, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
what the hell were yall doing saturday? i was having a pity party.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Having the time of our lives asshole,
while you were no doubt projectile vomiting vanilla vodka and Totino’s Pizzas.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 11, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
If no head = girl drama then yes.
Yes I did.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Twin Peaks is awesome and should be frequented by us more often.
If we become regulars we would instantly become the least creepy regulars at the one in Addison based on my observances.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I hit up the one in Lewisville a couple times a week
Not regulars or anything, but it’s a good place to hang out for a few hours. Food is ridiculously priced there though.
It's not a bad value at least.
The burger was effing huge and the fries were pretty awesome too.
Plus I really like their in house Knotty Brunette beer there.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Yeah, I was surprised at how good the in house brews were
And they’ve had the Knotty Brunette on special for a while, so I always end up getting a couple.
did the tattoo come with a free Vanna White tattoo display woman?
She reminds me of The Business Model
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 11, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
mclemore loves him some gina miller.... but the world would never accept
their beautiful biracial love
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Nolan would never approve.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Yup
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 11, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I fucked The Business Model!
one of my all-time fav ADisms
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Hahaha
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 11, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Should I know who those people are?
I only recognize Dirk on that guy’s buttock.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I kind of want to see Gina kiss Dirk
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Jubal Early was an underappreciated general in that war.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Probably could have gotten 100k or so out of the deal
Lots of people would have hated him though. Then again, lots of people think he’s stupid for not doing it. Can’t really win that one.
I think he would have made a lot more.
Yankees fans are crazy.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
Agreed. The articles I've read estimated the high end of the ball's value at 250K.
He got something south of 100K in tickets and swag from the Yankees.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't think anyone would have hated him ... it would make no sense for them to.
why would anyone hate him for selling it? It’s not Jeter’s ball. He didn’t go into the locker room and steal it. It’s basically this guy giving a gift to someone he doesn’t even know. A 100K+ gift. That is weird.
It's Jeter. He is a god to Yankees fans
They would have hated him for taking away a ball that Jeter supposedly earned and should never have to pay for.
I think he's an idiot personally
Jeter in no way needs the money. That guy probably does. Get what you can, when you can without fucking over other people to do it.
I’m just saying that thousands of Yankees fans would have derided him for doing so.
Likely. Notice I said thousands?
I didn’t say anything about a percentage. He’s going to be hated by a vocal minority whatever decision he makes.
Stupid Italians and their vocalness
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Shouldn't you have said
“Go fuck ya mudda”
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Hello mudda
Hello fadda
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 11, 2011 1:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
fugheddabowtit!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I'd like to think I'd give it back easily
But, let’s face it, I could use the money.
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
alright. start a giant subthread off of this comment.....now.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Hell no.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
You shut up.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
No fuck you.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
if Colt McCoy was healthy
Texas would have easily beaten the Tide in the NC game. Still pretty amazing they still could have with one of the worst college QBs in the game right now…
you really want to start this up?
because its going to end with you in the corner of your room clutching to a vince young poster, wishing you had a time machine, and counting your national titles on one hand.
now, i like Texas. used to be a big fan, major applewhite is probably my favorite CFB player of all time. But so help me god i will end you with this argument.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Julio Jones... best blocker... or best EVER blocker?
Position agnostic.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
He's better than some O-lineman, I hear.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
facts of life.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 11, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I just woke up
I really need to start waking up before noon
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Jul 11, 2011 1:46 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
x
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Saw Upton RT this yesterday
My response is still “oh my”
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
I can't tell who these hotties are
Erin Andrews and who else?
"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
Jordin Sparks is second from left
Think Jennie Finch is in there too
by The Best Micah on Jul 11, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Kate Upton is on the far right.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
She always wins.
the battle of my boner.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
The AL wins this contest.
Shorts always beat baseball pants.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
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Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Even in a Yankees hat
which would be detestable on like 99% of women.
"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11
The hat could be taken off
defecated on and handed back to A-Rod.
"Anyone that knows me, an' the game of baseball, know what Ron Washington is about."
She has to be the hottest in the world right now
Barring some crazy backwoods country like Laos secreting away some ridiculous woman. Kate Upton is way, way up there.
Fucking Laosians hiding the ridiculously hot women.
I bet they’d do it, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Ever tried Laotian food?
I saw my first Laotian restaurant yesterday…wanted to try it, but was on my way to the grandmother’s house.
csb
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 11, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I have not.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
new thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/11/2270326/hr-derby-evening-ot
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/11/2270326/hr-derby-evening-ot
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/11/2270326/hr-derby-evening-ot
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/11/2270326/hr-derby-evening-ot
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 11, 2011 2:00 PM CDT reply actions
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"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
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