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So, a fan almost fell out of the stands last night trying to catch a dong.  I wouldn't be surprised if MLB adopts stricter safety standards in light of recent events.

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A few weeks ago we were talking about NASA launching payloads with a rail gun. I happened across this article today:

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/technology/features/horizontallaunch.html

It doesn’t go into specifics of the technology, but conceptually, it looks like that’s what they’re experimenting with.

by chief on Jul 12, 2011 5:49 AM CDT reply actions  

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NASA’s Stan Starr, branch chief of the Applied Physics Laboratory at Kennedy

Stan Starr is the perfect name for that job title.

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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not as cool

Starr with the 2 R’s and everything is all kinds of awesome. He’s a perfect character in any movie that needs a friendly smart scientist dude.

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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

It would also work well in a superhero origin story...

Stan Starr, sucked into a parallel dimension while experimenting on railgun technology for NASA, returns to our universe as The Black Hole!

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

The possibilities are endless

We got to jump on this thing now.

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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Feel free to change the superhero name.

The Black Hole sounds more like a porn name than a superhero name.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why can't it be both?

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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's the first 15 minutes of the movie

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh!

The Natural was on last night – perfect example. The whole first part is Roy as a child and you know how many lines the kid has? ZERO!

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are you suggesting the Natural would have been better without those scenes?

Or that it was better because the kid didn’t talk?

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm saying the Natural is awesome.

And some of that is because the kid didn’t say a goddamn word.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen the Natural ever

but did this kid end up seeing his parents get murdered which causes him to dedicate his life to fighting crime?

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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Slightly related

I got a pretty nice email back from NASA, telling me that I wasn’t a NASA employee and therefore wasn’t allowed to access their HR system, but here’s a link back to other federal government HR systems that maybe I could use.

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by Keynes on Jul 12, 2011 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cool

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty cool

Unfortunately I think that kind of thing is still a ways away, at least as a non-research type of launch. There’s still a fair amount of work to be done on scramjets, and perhaps the most important issue (which they don’t mention in that article) is cooling. Going Mach 7-10 in the atmosphere will heat you up something fierce. I’d love to go work on that project though…

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

A ways away for people you mean?

Because I have a suspicion they can get to the point they can launch cargo up there in the next 5-10 years. That article sounds like their goal is to get satellites up there in 10 years.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I have my doubts about cargo as well.

I’m not saying they can’t do it, but I would be rather surprised if they can make it a viable launch system (ie not just one or two proof of concept launches) within ten years given the technological constraints along with the current reluctance of the government to fully fund NASA.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I understand your point, and it's true,

but they’ve been working on rail guns for quite some time now. This doesn’t seem like trying to develop the technology to catch a ride on an asteroid.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not the railgun I'm really concerned about

it’s the scramjet plane. That’s a technology that’s never been put into place on anything other than a test craft before, and even then not until less than 10 years ago. There’s still a lot of work to be done on the engine as well as the aerodynamics of hypersonic atmospheric flight (you wouldn’t believe the drag those things generate).

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, ok.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

This more than the Stone story will force baseball to do something

I just don’t want to feel like I’m at a hockey game when I go to the Ballpark.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Jul 12, 2011 7:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

NFL - NO FUN LEAGUE

I’m just sayin….

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 7:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Probably correct

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Jul 12, 2011 7:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not much you can do about someone doing all they can to get around the safety measures in place

The Stone accident shows that they should at least put a net or something between the stands and the OF wall if there’s just going to be a gap there, but what could you do to protect someone who is really just asking for it.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Probably going to get super flamed for this, but oh well.

I don’t see a difference between the two. Both should have not gone over the railing to get a ball. They needed to just let it go. It was irresponsible on both parts….just one resulted in a freak injury death, and one dude was stopped from falling by the people in the stands.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did you see what the guy did to try and grab the ball?

Both leaned over the railing, but one guy stepped on the table in front of the railings to try and catch it while the other was standing on the ground.

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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, actually I didn't.

I just saw a still photo of the people holding his legs and him dangling over.

Either way, I did see the video from last weekend. It was irresponsible and risky as well. I realize nobody will agree with me, but I think what Stone did was kind of stupid. I am in no way trying to discount the man or his life or the tragedy or anything……I just don’t get why he did what he did.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

near darwin award winner right there

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with you

I mean, it sucks that that happened, but….it shouldn’t have happened at all. I’ve never gotten even close to the rail to try to catch a foul ball.

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by Lisa W on Jul 12, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

I sorta agree

Lost in all the tragedy is that the guy really has no one to blame but himself for falling over the rails. Its a freaking baseball. If you watch the video of him falling you notice he never lets go of the ball even as hes falling. Maybe it was natural reaction not to let it go I don’t know and I am in no way making light of what happened. But just as the Rangers should have had some sort of netting or something there to catch anything falling out of the stands people need to be cognizent of their surroundings and realize its only a freaking baseball and theres no reason to go leaning that far over the railing for a $8 piece of leather.

by bigsteve on Jul 12, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, that is exactly what struck me and the ladyfriend so much -

As he’s falling, which was like a slow motion film, both of us were like saying out loud – “Just drop the ball!”

Whether the Rangers should have had netting there or not, I’m really not sure. If they have nets there, shouldn’t they have them in front of every upper deck first row? Where does it stop? Are they going to put up NHL style glass so people so ultra concerned with a ball can’t fall over? I’m sure all that has been debated here to death, but if I was a juror on the Stone v. Rangers lawsuit, I would assign 90% of the comparative negligence to Stone for taking a giant risk in trying to keep a ball, and 10% to the Rangers for failing to have a net in that one small stretch of park.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was a 1 in a million fluke

People lean over railings all the time to catch a foul ball and this has never happened.

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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

that too

It still feels weird to me that this happened at a Rangers game last week.

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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

You don't think so?

People have fallen from twice as high in that very stadium and survived. 1000 more could fall behind the scoreboard, and none would probably die.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

We obviously need a doctor to settle this!

1000 others also would let go of a ball and not land on their dome.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

The way it went, instead of grabbing the wall, or one of the rails...

….he hung onto the ball. If he had grabbed something else, he could have landed on his feet. If he had stuck his arms out over his head, he wouldn’t have landed on his head. This wasn’t an instantaneous fall….it was a slow tump over the rail and down. He had time to grab something – he just wanted the ball more.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I disagree that it was slow

I saw it first hand. Happened pretty damn fast to me. And as far as I can tell we have no idea if he let go of the ball once he fell behind the scoreboard.

by DFWAg on Jul 12, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

have you watched the video?

He chooses to not grab the outfield wall, instead just kind of barely props himself up for a second before continuing down.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Depends where you impact.

Fairly certain this phenomenon is seen in trauma all the time. Some 50 mph accidents don’t result in any serious harm, sometimes fatal accidents don’t involve high speeds at all.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

* I am not a licensed medical professional.

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by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure,

but if you land on your hip (and you aren’t 70) ? He ended up dying because he landed on his head.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

The problem was how he fell

Not just the speed.

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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

people can die from getting punched and falling backwards. It’s not the height so much as the way you hit.

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by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

well if only 1000 fell,

and we still had the one dead guy, that would be 1 in 1000. not 1 in 1,000,000.

so there’s that

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is he supposed to be fucking Spider-Man?

Your expectations of reaction time are laughable.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

They really aren't.

Not sure if he could have caught himself, I really don’t know. Point is he didn’t because he was too concerned about the ball.

The guy fell verrrrry slowly. He could have at least made a real effort to stop himself.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

The guy fell at the same exact speed that everything would fall from that distance without taking wind resistance into consideration.

You could not be more wrong about this. There is no way, with the gap being the size that it is and the way the guy is falling, that he could have caught on to the top of the wall absent superpowers.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

You could not be more wrong about this.

You obviously haven’t watched the video. I’m not saying he for sure would have caught himself, just that he could have, had he let go of the ball. Because he could have.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Great original comeback.

“No you’re wrong!”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I wasn't trying to come back at you.

My argument still stands, yours is still not grounded in the reality of that situation.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

you actually said, and i quote,

“You could not be more wrong about this,” before FP said it.

so yeah, fuck you.

the guy died. fuck. let’s move on.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was my point.

I said it and he came back with the exact same thing.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

so?

if it was a good enough argument for you, why can’t he use it?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Are you going to hit somebody or throw a can of Bud at them now?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Poor Rodney was never the same LSBer after that...

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by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck, Rodney called me last week

and I forgot to call him back… My secretary said Rodney from LSD called. She was highly interested in LSD.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

are you going to tell me why a tech win

against baylor last year matters?

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm confused.

Do you actually think that this is some sort of put down? I literally have no clue why you keep bringing this up like it’s some sort of disparaging remark.

by michael bluth on Jul 12, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Have you ever read any of Josey's posts?

He has one or two go-to insults for the people he hates and uses them overandoverandover.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, I know.

I would just be interested to know why he thinks calling out TDT for something funny he did while he was drunk would be seen as an insult.

by michael bluth on Jul 12, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Getting so drunk that you barf at

a major league game in the 5th inning is funny?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why would the fifth inning be important?

The tailgate started hours before first pitch.

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sure depending on who you ask.

It’s definitely not an insult to bring it up. In fact I would guess that you are literally the only person on here that sees that as an insult.

by michael bluth on Jul 12, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

i didnt actually get that drunk,

and the throwing up was more food intake than anything.

we’ve cleared this up before, dumbass

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the 5 beers by 1pm and a few shots

beforehand had nothing to do with you hurling in the 5th inning 5 hours later or making a total ass out of yourself by throwing cans of Budweiser at a fellow tailgater…like you were a 15 year old getting hammered for the first time in your life.

I don’t care what Daddy tells you…you’re a big fucking mess with a huge drinking problem, tag.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I want to hear more stories from Daddy Wales

Tell us the one where you were playing a game as a child and had your dad rip you a new asshole for sucking.

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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

He ripped me an asshole for crying like a bitch on the field after we got beat.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

it sounds like your father is a great man

yelling at a fucking 10 year old after a baseball game.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

your screen name should be Cy Young, haha

fucking loser

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Even Gandalf thinks Josey's dad is an asshole:

“I won’t say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.”

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Well that put him in his place.

by michael bluth on Jul 12, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

you're confusing things again old man river

who is this Daddy, and what is he telling me?

i would argue that i do not have a drinking problem.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Boys have a penis

and girls have a vagina

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm just thankful JW and i don't share a father

it sounds like JW’s father had a drinking problem and yelled at him a lot. probably beat the shit out of him, too.

it all makes sense, now, really

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well its not his dad's fault

Josey is the one that sucked at a game when he was 10

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

no shit.

if you weren’t dominating other 10 year olds, obviously your drunk father should beat the shit out of you

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think he could have caught himself and stopped the fall

But I do believe he could have altered his path or done something, anything, to avoid falling head first.

If he falls feet first he likely breaks an ankle or two and is in a wheelchair for awhile not being able to walk.

by bigsteve on Jul 12, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nobody is arguing that a feet-first fall wouldn't have been safer or saved his life.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know that

But some seem to think theres no way he could have fell feet first and I disagree. Had he dropped the ball and tried to grab onto the wall theres a chance he does enough to swing his feet underneath him and thus not fall head first

by bigsteve on Jul 12, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is all I'm suggesting.

Aqua is being ridiculous and saying that i think he should have caught himself on some ledge like he’s batman or something.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who knows

Maybe he can grab the wall which may swing his legs underneath him and he falls feet first instead of head first

Its impossible to know if it may have helped or done anything different but I do know that that ball was not worth losing your life over.

by bigsteve on Jul 12, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

If I remember correctly, he didn't die of head trauma though.

I don’t know that how he fell is as big a deal as the fact that falling that far means you are going to go from a pretty damn fast speed to 0 in an instant. That’s a lot of potential for damage regardless of what hits first.

by DFWAg on Jul 12, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought he did

The head trauma caused whatever it was that actually killed him.

by bigsteve on Jul 12, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

But im pretty sure there were reports that the head trauma was basically the first domino in the chain of events leading to his death

by bigsteve on Jul 12, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

They initially reported cardiac arrest,

but the Tarrant County Medical Examiner said the blunt force trauma was the cause of death.

by blakethegr8 on Jul 12, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think that was a tweet.

But we know his head was wrapped before getting carted off and his symptoms sound like a lucid interval…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Died from a heart attack.

No idea how that could be related to a shot to the head…

Didn’t that base coach who died from the line drive to the neck also die of heart trauma?

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Died from cardiac arrest.

Which can result from blunt-force trauma.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stone.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you can't be great

Sleep with someone that is. At the very least they left some greatness on yo dinopenis.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Jul 12, 2011 7:18 AM CDT reply actions  

More dates!

1921 – Babe Ruth hits his 137th career home run, passing 19th century star Roger Connor’s record of 136.

1949 – The major league owners agree to install warning tracks made of cinder in front of outfield fences prior to the start of next season.

1988 – After being maligned by the press as an unworthy All-Star starter, A’s catcher Terry Steinbach hits a solo home run and a sacrifice fly to lead the American League to a 2 – 1 victory at Riverfront Stadium and is named the 1988 All-Star Game’s MVP. The A’s catcher becomes the first major leaguer to have homered in his first major league at-bat (on September 12, 1986) and also in the mid-summer classic. (I would have loved to have listened in on that post game press conference!)

1996 – Minnesota star Kirby Puckett announces he is retiring, effective immediately, because of glaucoma in his right eye.

and finally, and personally my favorite….

1997 – In Pittsburgh’s first non-Opening Day sellout since 1977, a crowd of 44,119 sees Francisco Cordova and Ricardo Rincon combine on a 10-inning no-hitter as the Pirates down the Astros, 3 – 0, on a 10th-inning pinch home run by Mark Smith. Cordova hurls the first nine innings while Rincon hurls the 10th and gets the win. The victory keeps the Pirates in a tie for 1st place with the Astros in the NL Central.

Births – Howie Kendrick(1983), Mario Soto(1956)

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 7:18 AM CDT reply actions  

Sammy Soucer says

Mr. Connor that was a good three year stretch for me.

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Jul 12, 2011 7:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, hold up.

Even in the early 90s, and during the We Are Family season, the Pirates couldn’t sell out games?

What? WHAT?!

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stone was an organ donor

40 people benefited from his donations, including a person who got the gift of sight.(Corneal transplant)

Lesson learned.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 7:21 AM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11

by boomer1 on Jul 12, 2011 7:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

wow

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

yep. reported on the air today.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

yep

BBTiA posted something about it a few hours ago.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

dammit. wrong link.

thingsare running together. let me se if i can find it again.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok

so it wasn’t BBTiA but here is something with a quick mention of it.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

For those that want to believe everything happens for a reason

this is that reason.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm an organ donor too

And more than once, I’ve contemplated becoming a bone marrow donor as well. But I want to to get myself a little healthier before I do that.

by The Best Micah on Jul 12, 2011 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I strongly suggest you become a marrow donor.

My mother is winning her battle with Myloma and probably won’t need a marrow transplant, but there are definitely a lot of others out there that need it for sure.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

i've heard it can be pretty painful

but it’s nothing compared to the pain that the recipient has probably been through

by hpallotta on Jul 12, 2011 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Maybe this guy played it down a little then. Or was trying to sound tough. But, either way, you’re right. It’s probably nothing compared to what the recipient is going through. Also, I’m a redhead, so apparently, I have a higher pain tolerance.

by The Best Micah on Jul 12, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Erm.

About that…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Yeah, I’m now convinced he was playing tough. I forgot to add that he’s also military, so maybe pain is relative.

by The Best Micah on Jul 12, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I need to look into this

but I don’t know if cancer makes you not eligible once you’ve had it. I already know I can’t donate blood for a few more years. I used to be on the donor registry though.

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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 12, 2011 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not positive about this,

but I imagine it depends on type of cancer. If it’s not hematogenous/bone marrow related, I wouldn’t be surprised if you could.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not

but I will probably wait until my oncologist gives me the “all clear” at least.

"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 12, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, probably so.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

might be the other way around

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

might not be

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do they still put organ donor info on your DL?

I don’t see it on mine, but I believe I remember checking ‘yes, I want to be an organ donor’ the last time I had to get a license.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

PA license?

You got to get that changed brotha

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

texas > PA

just remember that herbie! heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

my license was going to expire the day after I moved down here

so I went and got it renewed before I left. I was going to get a TX license but in order to do that they told me my car would’ve have to be registered here. In order to register here, I would have to get it inspected here, and I had just passed inspection the month before I left. Point of the cs, b… too much work for a license

by hpallotta on Jul 12, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

but it would say Texas on it

That’s just about the coolest thing you can have in your wallet

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Also, a Texas DL lisences you to drive dualees, captain boats, and herd steers.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I still have my old one

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

No way

The new licenses are awesome.

Fucking Montana, there’s an abomination.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jul 12, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's on mine, yes.

Don’t know about the new TXDL’s

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

If anyone's interested

you can register online here to be a donor
https://www.donatelifetexas.org/TXDear_Secure/DonorRegistration.aspx

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

I unchecked lungs and liver, just to save them some trouble.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

just so you know

i dont drink, and i am happy to sell portions of my liver if anyone ever needs it heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well then

Time to get fucked up

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Word

I’m an organ donor. I really don’t see any reason not to be one….it does so much good should something tragic happen.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

If I’m gone, I don’t need my organs anymore. If they’re still good, let someone else have them.

by The Best Micah on Jul 12, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't even want to be buried.

I basically want the Donny treatment from Big Lebowski – burn me up as cheaply as possible then dump my ashes on the beach. Sounds good.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Done and done

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I want to be fed to polar bears

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jul 12, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Your future...

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I love Tuesdays - all kinds of new shit gets released, such as......

the first promotional poster for this little film.
(I think Nolan is holding on to Inception a little too much. Call me crazy.)

First one-sheet for the remake of “The Thing” also came out today.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 7:45 AM CDT reply actions  

Is "The Thing" remake a remake of the John Carpenter remake

or a remake of the original movie?

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 12, 2011 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

remake of the Carpenter remake

Good to see some people actually knew that his version was a remake as well. Props to you.

That being said, critics are going gaga over his new gem, “The Ward”.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's a prequel to the Carpenter movie

that was titled as a remake.

"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11

by vfn on Jul 12, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

cant see it (blocked at work)

what film?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dark Knight Rises

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jul 12, 2011 8:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

It fits with the Batman Begins and The Dark Knight posters he's had

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. But he's not helping win over anyone with this one.

It reeks of Inception a little too much.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

look at the last 2 posters

tdk
begins

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know what you're getting at, mate.

I just don’t think he had to go the Inception route.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

What I'm saying is that the Inception route

is more like the Batman route than the other way around.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know, I know.

But the buildings, not the bat symbol, make me think more of Inception than TDK or BB.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, that's just like, your opinion man.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Obviously you're not a golfer.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Forget it, Irish. You're out of your element

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Man down, Gdawg.

I’m not shot, I’m just having a heart attack.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Big Lebowski

Great movie or greatest movie?

Discuss.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Greatest "great" movie

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10

by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

that movie is truly one of the greats love it.

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

People loved Inception.

But though he obviously had to approve the poster, my guess is that this is studio trying to play on what “the people want.”
However… if the trailer we’re getting next week has a brassy “BURRRRRR” underscore, I might roll my eyes a bit.

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jul 12, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Inception is currently ranked 9th all-time on IMDb.

I liked it, but I had no concept it was that revered. More than a year later and it’s still getting high enough votes to be top 10.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its a pretty fantastic movie

Although it’s in the 20’s on my personal list

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's probably in the 5 through 20 range on mine,

but I have a bias towards sci fi/mindbending stuff (#1: Brazil) that I think skews it.

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

My #1 all time is nowhere near the best movie ever

It’s Boondock Saints, but only for personal reasons. I thought that movie was the most badass thing ever made when I first saw it in 2000 or so. For some reason I can watch it twice a day and not get tired of it.

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well if we're talking more favorites than what we think is the best,

I’d take 12 Monkeys over Brazil. And a bunch of comedies would shoot up the list as well.

It’s a walkoff!

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Old School is probably my #2

Now, if we start talking artisitc value or actual movie quality, it’s a different list.

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really have no idea why,

but Old School hasn’t held up for me nearly as well as Zoolander (which I thought was thoroughly meh the first time I saw it) or Super Troopers.

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're all up there for me

But Old School is just o eminently quotable. Bird-dog him Frank!!

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Super Troopers is probably top 5 favorites for me.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just get a large, Farva

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does this look like spit to you?

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never liked any of those three movies.

In fact, when I first saw Super Troopers I think it was the most I’d ever hated a movie my friends made me watch.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

=(

I have a friend who hated it too. I don’t understand.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can see it

It’s a pretty specific sense of humor. If that’s not you’re style, you’re going to hate it. Now, if you tell me that you hate Super Troopers but were a big fan of Grown ups, you might as well go shoot yourself.

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess...

I can understand not liking it, but hate just seems so strong.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because it ranged from unfunny to disgusting.

And at the same time that it was unfunny, there was nothing to be interested in. No characters, no plot, just bizarre jokes that didn’t make me laugh, and sometimes made me uncomfortable.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can definitely understand the disgusting

I guess the unfunny I don’t get. I know humor is subjective and all that, but I don’t understand how you didn’t find any of it funny.

Note: I am not saying your sense of humor is inferior, or that you are a bad person. I just do not understand.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

How can you not find the whole shenanigans scene funny?

Baffling, although I’ll grant different senses of humor.

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because I didn't.

It didn’t make me laugh, and I didn’t think about how clever it was. It has to do one of those things.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
No characters, no plot, just bizarre jokes that didn’t make me laugh, and sometimes made me uncomfortable.

Elaborate on this please

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TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

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by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spitting and fat naked guys.

I don’t like either of those things.

I can’t remember everything well, because I watched it once and greatly desire to never do so again.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

My little sister made me watch Grownups this weekend.

It was pretty awful.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is why I don't try to rank movies.

I like comedies and action movies, which typically aren’t the “best” movies. So I just talk about my favorites.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kick Ass

Boom. Both bases covered.

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was such a strange movie.

Not what I expected (even though I was expecting action/comedy).

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Strange bad?

I loved it. It’s my favorite movie of 2010.

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh not at all.

But the instant that girl dropped the first f-bomb I was like “woah, didn’t expect that.” I’d like to watch it again and see what I think of it a second time.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone start a new OT thread for this

and we can get in movie-related fights. it’ll be fun!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

We all have favorite movies that we know aren't the best thing ever.

My #1 is The Fifth Element.

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well I was originally going with what I think the best is, not what my favorite is.

Incidentally, Inception is actually lower on my favorite list than on my best list.

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know if I could really make a best movie list.

I’m not even meme-ing it up here, but I think I would need some serious study in the history of movies before I could make reasonable and objective decisions about a movie being “better” than another movie.

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I loved Inception because it combines two of my favorites

Sci-fi and heist movies. (It’s a reverse heist, shut up, it is.)

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my personal interests aren't really close to what's actually great.

I try and keep an idea of what’s considered quality in film for general knowledge, but it’s not always what I enjoy watching.

I like Josie and the Pussycats.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

My biggest in-theater embarrassment is Crossroads.

Yes, the Britney Spears movie.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Were you wearing a trench coat?

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

And did you say anything like what Karl Malone said?

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by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

What did he say?

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

He told Kobe Bryant's wife that he was hunting small Mexican girls

Or something to that effect.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I actually went with my college roommate.

We were the only males in the room who weren’t dragged there by their pre-teen/teen daughters.

I felt so creepy.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was an appropriate feeling.

Creep

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

That Slave for You video is still nice

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bought a ticket to that.

But then I saw Resident Evil instead.

The one freaking time they actually looked at my ID when I was buying a ticket…

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I walked out of Zoolander

But have since reversed course on that movie. Also, I really, really hated the third Austin Powers.

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I watched Zoolander a second time three years or so after it come out with some friends,

after complaining that it sucked and that I didn’t want to watch it again.

It was like a completely different movie.

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I saw the third Austin Powers, too.

I hate it, but at least it made my friends and I laugh a bit. That’s not a total waste of a moving-going experience.

I still hate Zoolander. Until I came to LSB, I didn’t realize there were so many people who liked it.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha I like stupid humor.

I admit it. I also like smart humor. Funny is funny.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously I don't either.

But I can understand why people don’t like it. And the funny thing is, I don’t really like gross-out humor.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I absolutely hate embarrassment humor

As in the American Pie/Meet the Parents style. It’s not funny in any way to me

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait...you hate Zoolander?

What a bizarre opinion to have…

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everything Ben Stiller says in that movie makes me cringe.

That voice. . .

And I hate almost every character Will Ferrell has ever played in movies.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

...............................................................................

……………………………

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that's just dumb.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prove it.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't.

I like dumb though.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Worst two movies I've ever seen in theaters...

1. Atlas Shrugged
2. Eragon
3. Pathfinder

Should have walked out of all three.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

two should be three

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eraser was fucking terrible

As was that Ecks Vs. Sever movie. Neither were my choices to go see.

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bewitched was probably my worst

or the Matrix

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Movies are that high when they first come out all the time.

A year later, they usually drop a ton, or I’m aware of how much people liked it.

I’m not aware of people liking Inception that much.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even like five months after they first come out?

I think Inception was in the top 4 until like October.

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they're actually revered enough to stay in the top 10 for a while, yes.

Clearly Inception has a much more devoted following than I’m aware of, which is unusual.

Though I don’t moderate the message board of a major review site anymore, so there’s that.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Recency bias

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many of those who rank movies on IMDb are qualified movie critics?

Not nearly enough, I’d wager.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be, if it existed.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a good question

Let me ponder it.

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"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

"An qualified movie critic?"

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of my least favorite things about LSB is how everybody's a qualified English critic.

*fine, lawyers may actually be “qualified” to critique English. Suck it, Trebek.

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

If everyone here was a grammar nazi

There wouldn’t be nearly as many uses of “could of”

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why was that such a controversial comment on my part?

We have people that love to dissect everything from cinematography to pacing to the performance of individual actors to the quality of dialogue and make sweeping proclamations about the quality of movies. I know someone will respond with a “it’s the internet, duh,” but it seems like movies are one of those things where everyone thinks they are 100% right about things they really have no expertise in judging.

It’s one thing to say “I liked ____ movie for ____ reason” or to say “____ was good,” but we have people that go far beyond that. And when they do, I immediately question their expertise.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dialogue is probably different.

Anybody can tell that sounds stupid.

I’m thinking specifically about the more technical aspects of filmmaking.

And it might be that this place is inhabited solely (outside of myself) by film students/makers that can judge these things adequately. I may be the dumbass that doesn’t know what’s going on.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I'll say the same thing about novels.

My cinematography/direction knowledge is like nil, I just know what I like, but when it comes to plotting/development/pacing I’m comfortable being a little more declarative just since I’ve read a shitton.

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

dont forget about character development

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it was the snippy tone of the comment that made me smile.

I agree that many on this board (myself included) comment on things that are out of our depth.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's anyone who has an account.

Regardless, when a movie is highly rated, I am almost always aware of it being a generally loved movie. Look at the top 20. All of those movies I understand as movies people hold in absurdly high regard.

Then there’s Inception. Inception does not fit in that group in my head. Not just in how well crafted a film they seemed to me watching, but how the people I see and hear talk about movies discuss those movies.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Inception was really well recieved

Critically and publicly. I don’t know where you got the impression that people didn’t like it much.

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't say I got the impression people didn't like it that much.

I said I didn’t get the impression that the general populous of IMDb would consider it a top 10 film ever a year later.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the general feeling I got

Most people were saying things like “best movie I’ve seen in a decade.”

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't get a lot of that, either.

But still, even “best movie I’ve seen in a decade” isn’t “top 10 ever.”

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

86% on RT

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are 100% right

i thought it was higher on RT actually

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

RT for sci fi is kinda stupid.

The Evil Dead (the first one!): 100%

Also at 100% yet is nowhere near as good as Inception: Road Warrior

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/top/bestofrt_genre.php?category=14

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Road Warrior is an absolute classic

And I don’t think you can judge it artistically and technically with Holywood movies as it was made in Australia on a shoestring budget.

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not better than Brazil or Alien.

At the risk of pissing off Aquaman, I will fight to my death over that.

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I liked that movie.

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by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

RotK is usually considered the best.

I like Fellowship the most, but I find myself in the minority way more often than not.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Two Towers is my favorite.

I’m liking Fellowship more after repeated viewings.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I rarely find someone who likes Two Towers the most.

Though I do know some people who like the extended Two Towers the most of any version of the films. It’s definitely my favorite of the EEs, and I think it’s the one film that’s better in EE form.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should point out my experience of LotR film talk primarily comes from. . .

. . . being the moderator of the largest LotR group on MSN Groups, back when those were an actual thing, and being like the 5th all time poster at the Cinema Blend message boards, starting when it was called Film Hobbit.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

where all have you been a mod PK?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

A few insignificant places.

Beyond the Boxscore and Cinema Blend are probably the closest to significant.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i am curious where

not being a smartass

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I didn't think you were being a smartass, I just didn't feel like listing.

Heh.

A few MSN groups from back in the day, mostly having to do with the Cowboys, Lord of the Rings, and Philmont.

A Captain N group in high school.

I could have been one at Baseball Fever, but I ended up going AWOL.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've seen the EE version way more often than the standard.

I don’t even remember what was added from the original.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

i am considering buying the blu ray EE's

and i dont even love LOTR that much

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would if I had a BluRay player.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

PS3, FTW

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really should.

And there are a couple of PS3 games that are probably never going to get ported to 360 (Demon Souls, Journey) that I want to try.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

ncaa 12

will be at home waiting for me after work.

w00t.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 8:19 AM CDT reply actions  

from ncaa 2012 quick guide i got from amazon
Perhaps you were a running back who always thought you had what it took to play both sides of the ball? You can now play offense and defense while earning points for both positions

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

fuck yes

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a cheap ass

So mine probably won’t be here til the weekend.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I see you drivin round town with the girl I love

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 8:22 AM CDT reply actions  

and I'm like, "Fuck you!"

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

WHOA!

Earmuffs!!! This is a family establishment.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

cock. balls.

/tank’d

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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 12, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, fuck you!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

benjihana is going to fight you now

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jul 12, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm like, "Fuck you! And fuck her too!"

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously if anyone keeps posting the lyrics to the song line-by-line

I will take the first opportunity I get (which will be never) to beat them with a dead wombat.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jul 12, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

mwahhahahahahahahaha

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by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

(You skipped a couple lines)

I'm a girl.

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by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

most overrated song ever?

i say yes

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not rating it.

I’m getting it stuck in everyone else’s head so I don’t suffer alone.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT
AND THE RADIO OOOOOOOOOOON

"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 12, 2011 9:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Die.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

chillin' on a dirt road

laid back, swerving like i’m george jones

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here's a few for you more overrated than Fuck You:

All of Aerosmith
You Never Even Called Me By My Name
Ice Ice Baby

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Beatles

/ducks

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"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Jul 12, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with two of those three

but the other one is the perfect country and western song.

"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 12, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Every time I'm just about to fall asleep something wakes up.

Screw it, I’m going swimming.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 8:43 AM CDT reply actions  

im going to shabooms

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pay up bitches!! WedgeFest™

http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 8:46 AM CDT reply actions  

Just a heads up

expect my payment in the next day or two. I’m just waiting on a transfer to my paypal account.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

paying tomorrow

heh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

and by tomorrow = thur

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

dumbasses should have bought every domain to modern warefare 50

GET A BRAIN MORANS

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

evidently the lawsuit has real legs

that the big 2 guys that developed MW have going currently

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

what lawsuit?

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

read about it on giant bomb

will look it up after this meeting

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

BF is for pussies

Modern Warfare is where its at

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

lolno.

"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11

by vfn on Jul 12, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Neither.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

tf2 is where the real players go

assume you havent played recently due to the move in progress?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to be one hell of a scout/soldier

Haven’t touched PC games in a long time, so I’m probably terrible now. But I was better than anyone ever should be at a video game because I put so much time into it.

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

come back

i main medic
PK and his gf Fiancée play

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh play on fun servers

dont deal with bots

have fun

you can do it!

www.osfhome.com

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Correct.

We’ll be playing soon, though. Two weeks with reliable internet!

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i havent played but a handful of times since the uber update

between work, the fact that ATT internet = shitty and i have been powering through uncharted 1 & 2 = no TF2

that is changing soon though (well hopefully. just got ncaa today lol)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

River floating

what’s better? Guadalupe or Comal

by sarnold on Jul 12, 2011 9:02 AM CDT reply actions  

Guadalupe hands down.

But right now there’s a lot more water in the Comal so if you’re thinking of going this summer, I’d go that route.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll take Comal.

It just seems to move quicker if I remember correctly.

"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."

by bigtill2002 on Jul 12, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, definitely when water level is higher.

But it’s not about the destination, bro. It’s about the journey.

Write that down.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was just there for the 4th weekend, and thought it was perfect.

I think it stays pretty consistent, but then again when it’s 100 degrees outside, its hard for any temperature of water to feel “cold”

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Steven Tyler coined that phrase.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Comal hands down

Guadalupe always has low parts… I don’t walk

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gross rainy weather here

Perfect for sleeping. Wish that’s what I was doing. I have a headache, and I’m having a bleh day already.

by The Best Micah on Jul 12, 2011 9:12 AM CDT reply actions  

I wish it would rain here...

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Jul 12, 2011 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

It is very irrelevant

and very hilarious

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I LOVE SHOVIN' WOMEN!

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dialogue:

“FuturePants…. I love you. I want to marry you and have many many children with you.”

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Heh, I wish it was rainy here

Yesterday it was 95 with a heat index of 115. Today shouldn’t be quite as bad, but still…

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Swimming while raining is awesome.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

is it raining?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously not right now.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hate these kinds of mornings

I’m sitting at my desk, all my work applications are open, I have work to do…

…and I can’t make myself do a damn thing.

"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 12, 2011 9:18 AM CDT reply actions  

I found an hour long webinar to run so it sounds like I'm doing work.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is how I feel everyday

I see no reason to force myself to do anything I don’t want to, so…

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I dind't get enough sleep

I woke up at 7 to play tennis and I’m fixing to have to go work out.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Jul 12, 2011 9:25 AM CDT reply actions  

These are.... not the same thing?

"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 12, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

What?

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Jul 12, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

you gotta do both? tennis doesn't count as a workout?

"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 12, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

"I play real sports.

I’m not trying to be the best at exercising."

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Almost made me crack up at work

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

you see my quote from further up?

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

no

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now I did

Never caught anything after season 1, was it any good?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

i did the same thing.

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

/kenny powers

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tennis was more of a lesson

and I’m going to lift weights and that sort of thing.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Jul 12, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

And I'll probably play again from 1-230

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Jul 12, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

i probably,

no, i definitely, won’t care then either

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

I was just saying that to continue the one upping.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Jul 12, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hydrate.

And stretch.

But especially hydrate.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wait..

Did your plans change while I was gone?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

No I'm going to OSU

but as a a practice player with the girls team and hopefully I will eventually walk on to the guys team.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Jul 12, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Smart man.

Even if they are one of those all-foreign girls teams. Perhaps especially if they are…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

i think they have quite a few Americans. Jeremeih Jackson, the former pro player, is the assistant and they have a couple blue chips coming in. And even if I never make the guys team, it could help me get into coaching.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Jul 12, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Never

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Jul 12, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

So I joined Gold's Gym with the misses

and went to my free personal training session on Sunday. Now I can’t lift my arms.

I haven’t worked out to any significant degree since college. How long before I should work out my upper body again? Should I wait to fully recover or just get back at it?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 9:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

You should probably wait 2-3 days.

Give yourself enough time to recover and ease back into it, but don’t wait so long that your second workout is starting from scratch. You’ll probably be pretty sore during your first couple of weeks of workouts, but it’ll go away.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

You can work out other parts

or do intensive cardio for a bit. I think it’s more a feel thing than anything.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

So I've decided to make a likely-futile attempt

at an exercise plan, which means I’ll need music.

The type of music I’m looking at is in two categories: one being those random mashup artists, whether it be Girl Talk-esque or Hood Internet-esque, and the second category being that post-rock ambient dream whatever stuff, in the vein of Explosions in the Sky, Mogwai, Sigur Ros, and so on.

So people here totally should suggest or remind me of stuff I should listen to as part of these two sub-genres.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jul 12, 2011 9:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Basically.

Go put you hipster glasses on and answer him.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Will answer when I get home.

Too much to do at work to be concerned with an Aussie’s workout mix.

by LiamP on Jul 12, 2011 9:43 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Big timed.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuckin foreigners, man.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

So true.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

It totally could be...

In other news I’m done for the day.

i tell the truth; i lie a lot

by jonthefon on Jul 12, 2011 9:42 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

i dont know any of the music you have listed here

i’m okay with that

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Do you like White Panda?

they’re straight two song mashes, but pretty good.

I also like the big mixes DJ Earworm does, but his other stuff can be hit or miss.

I usually just grab cool shit off the Bootie blog.

"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11

by vfn on Jul 12, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

For those of you that still think Erin Andrews is hot...

Did you see her in the same proximity to Kate Upton the other night?

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 9:32 AM CDT reply actions  

damn you FP

now my reply fail is a reply fail

by hpallotta on Jul 12, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

which one is kate upton?

girl from transformers?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

NO

Girl from mah pants.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

i havent seen that one

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's a rom-com/horror mock-u-mentary

65% on Rotten Tomatoes.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I did not

pics?

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hottest girl ever to wear a Yankees hat?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

Her hotness almost angers me

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hahah,

I think I actually understand that. It occurs to me that I might spend too much time at LSB.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those black gloves...

I feel really creepy all the sudden…

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I liked it when she was running.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now those are some serious pins

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh great,

the old man in the corner chimes in about a woman.

you fucking disgust me

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tell us some more black-out drunk stories.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am interested.

I like ones with pranks.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Also, the more free flowing bodily fluids, the better.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon.....Tagster....tell us another story about getting blind drunk

and how cool you felt about driving like a mad man on the highways of DFW.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

give us another excuse as to why you could never

show your face at one of our tailgates.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Josey is Nolan Ryan.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I heard you were a major asshole at the tailgate.

Barfing in the 5th inning? LOL

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

if one person here says i was an asshole at the tailgate, i will never post on this site again

hint: i wasnt an asshole

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

You were very pleasant to my wife at the tailgate.

She liked you and IANF.

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

suck it, JW

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

First or second tailgate?

Second tailgate you were solid.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

second, fo sho

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can say this is in no way true

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jul 12, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was one of the only few there when the can incident happened

and I can tell you TAG wasn’t even an asshole then. He clearly regretted his unthought-out drunken action and apologized immediately and profusely. Quite honestly it was kind of funny if it didn’t happen to such a nice guy as Rodney.

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

I was there as well and sober (as the DD for my group). If it weren’t for JW bringing it up ad nauseum, it would be totally forgotten.

TDT is a nice guy. JW seems, well, not so much.

by jls4Rangers on Jul 12, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, well said.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

The fuck is a pin?

Is that like “Gams” or some other term that nobody has used in 60 years?

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

"Getaway sticks"

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Underrated.

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

It might have been used on the Ticket once

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well that goes without saying.

He probably stole it from Rhyner. In fact, knowing Josey’s dumb ass, I’d go so far to even guess that yesterday Rhyner was talking about Kate Upton in the softball game and said she had nice pins. Ergo, Josey uses it today.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was used last week in LSB by me...not that I originated it.

Now go get another pussy coffee drink, Aggie.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh so now coffee is a pussy drink?

“I only drink tea, motherfuckers! WITH lemon!!!!!!!!” /JW

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is there a thread on LSB that we could post at

that you wouldn’t proceed to shit all over the second you enter it?

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Talk to the drunken idiot Tag...he's the one that skated in front of me and dropped the gloves

over my compliment to EA’s wonderful pins.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Liar

It was Kate Upton’s pins

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thumbs up to both Kate & EA's pins, fun bags, turd cutters and grills.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am fine with all of the above

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

So I'll take that as a no

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

She's got gams up to her eyeballs!

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

They are quite nice.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like her milkers more.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

caffeine free diet coke is the worst drink of all time

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 9:32 AM CDT reply actions  

I dunno

had cherry coke zero the other day….pretty damn awful.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

and coke zero is the bomb

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

It has no purpose.

At least with a Diet Coke, I get some caffeine benefit…

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Vanilla coke zero

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by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

struggling?

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

you should just quit.

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

i might

in unrelated news…one of today’s Groupons is for TABC. Maybe River Fenix should get that for his girl

by hpallotta on Jul 12, 2011 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

TABC sucks

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK TABC

Or really fuck the assholes who called TABC on me and my friends.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know.

I felt like yelling for a moment.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

it'll be okay

i played golf with a TABC employee once

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh herbs....I'm having that sorta day as well

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh man that is funny haha

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Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

For the nerds on here...

Should I get Dance With Dragons today, or should I wait for the paperback? Hardcover is $18 and change on Amazon.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 9:40 AM CDT reply actions  

no

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dance with Dragons, dude?

let’s get serious here.

it has dancing, gay

it has dragons, super gay

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's more like it.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dragons aren't gay.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Jul 12, 2011 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

if it doesn't exist, it's gay

you’re white, you’re ben affleck

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

You know how I know you're white?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm getting it today.

I finished A Feast for Crows two days ago. I’m feeling rather obsessed at the moment.

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jul 12, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I also feel like I should re-read the last two before I start the new one.

But I’m also nearing the end of another series. Maybe I’ll hold out on DwD until I go to the beach in October. Seems like I could lose myself in it for a weekend.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh it's like a series?

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fifth book in what will likely be a seven (or eight) book series)

Each book is in excess of 800 pages.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

that bothers me

fifth book in what will likely be…

fuckin’ write one book. books that are a series suuuuuuuck

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think you just don't like to read.

But haven’t we had this conversation? If pervasive sex and violence don’t interest you, I don’t know what else to say.

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jul 12, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

you don't think i like to read?

i was an english and greek major in college. reading is one of my favorite things to do

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

just curious.....what books do you like to read?

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

mostly british literature

currently reading books on the economic crash of 2008.

sci-fi and dragons do not interest me.

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

The books have dragons in them...but they are about what all literature is about.

Human nature…conflict…power…

You shouldn’t rule out an entire library of books based on the genre that is added to the book by the publisher.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is true.

The fantasy elements are kept to a minimum, at least to this point. It’s mostly about court intrigue and many different shades of grey.
Oh, and sex and violence.

by DrumsInTheDeep on Jul 12, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can understand that, but I'm with TDT.

Literally the only fantasy books I have ever read are Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, and Harry Potter. Barring some miracle, that’s where the count will stay for the rest of my life.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh also, some people are music snobs on here

not me though, becuase i literally know nothing about music, but i am pretty much a book snob.

if you are alive and writing, i will probably not read your work. unless it deals with current affairs.

you want a book that will knock your socks off? Technopoly.

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

What's it about?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

right on

I’ve been reading alot of Chuck Pahlanuik recently

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pygmy was not good

Dues Ex as fuck.

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jul 12, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'll keep that in mind

I’m reading Rant right now

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

THIS

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

i skimmed that....WTF

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeeeeeears ago on like 20/20 or some other show like that

they had a story about the guts parts happening to kids. So he’s definitely not too far from the truth.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

gotcha

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Guts is a pretty good dividing line for his career

My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen

by Keynes on Jul 12, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was awful.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

So I skimmed through the beginning

and got to the part of him seeing his intestines…and now I’m going to have nightmares for the rest of my life.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Started reading

Got to the part where he shoved a carrot up his ass and decided I wasn’t going to like the rest of it.

by DFWAg on Jul 12, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

I"m surprised no one has mentioned the pearl diving.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

The pearl diving was surprisingly

one of the least disgusting things in that story

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

That story was awesome.

And has become legendary at people passing out from his live readings across the country.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

i read his fight club

and something about a diary.

his writing, to me, is very boring.

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

its not the best.....but I enjoy a few of his works

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

macbook, fool

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I want one, but this doesn't help

had to format my vaio last month, and I was hoping anyone here would know how to get the original software for my computer, but apparently the only way to do that is the vaio recovery system. VRS is not available online, which is fucking retarded in my opinion.
Was hoping anybody here would know how to get around this.

by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 12, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

All I need's a recovery disk of some sort

My dad might have the ones we made when we upgraded my computer to Windows 7 (it originally came with Vista).
But I’ll hold you to that if we can’t find those.

by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 12, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll dig up the disc if you can't find yours.

Also, you could try taking it to the Sony Store. There’s one in the Galleria in Dallas. They should be able to help you out, either with fixing the problem or supplying the disc.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

have you installed drivers for:

system components — I think you need the shared library from here and installing the pointing device drivers wouldn’t hurt.

by BHill on Jul 12, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

did you install the two

extension parser drivers? try that, and then the shared library driver.

by BHill on Jul 12, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, love it.

For the price, I got a much better processor and video card than I could get on any other laptop I priced. I’m not a huge fan of some of the proprietary crap they put on the machine, but on the whole I’ve really enjoyed it.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like what C.J. tweeted earlier this morning
Saw @BrianWilson38 eating dinner, told the waiter to send him “the girliest possible drink on the menu”. #gotemboys

by The Best Micah on Jul 12, 2011 9:48 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I liked that too, but I didn't want to respond to CJ and tell him that.

I feel goofy replying to the famous people on Twitter.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I RTed it ... that'll let him know I think it's awesome

I never hesitate to reply to “celebs” on Twitter. I’ve gotten a few responses in the past, which is always at least a little cool.

by The Best Micah on Jul 12, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

would be funnier if cj drank

and then they ended up trading shots, and then we had dunk tweeting.

life is better when you drink

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I had some Leinenkugel's last night. Such a solid beer.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

i read this differently and cracked the hell up

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

As did I.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh, i needed a good laugh this morning

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

glad i could help with that

and my drinking of mexican beers…

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

it was more so the pounding of mexicans that made shock laugh.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

apparently we thought you were

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

why?

did i leave out the word ‘beers’?

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

we both admitted to reading what you wrote incorrectly.

Sort of skimmed over the word “beers.”

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

its an oversized hat....its funny

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh.

ok

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like Victoria

I don’t like paying premium $ for it though

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

So, this guy is taking off on Friday,

for what I told my boss was a “personal day.”

i’m setting my alarm for 3am to watch The Open. Same for Saturday and Sunday.

Does anyone else get this super fucking pumped for The Open?!?!?!?

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:49 AM CDT reply actions  

No.

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

nnnnnnope

"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 12, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

No.

I can’t watch golf now that Tiger is no good.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh those comments make me sad tho

there is a ton of reasons to watch golf…..Rory is good at golf.

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

its all good bro

There is a few sports that I don’t appreciate as well

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

What is this? Golf?

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

fuck yes, baby

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by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

No.

Golf sucks.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I find it extraordinarily boring.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

no

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll say this

I don’t like watching golf. However, if my dad wants to play 18 holes with me, I’m all for it.

by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 12, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is where I am

I don’t enjoy watching it on TV, but I like playing it (even though I’m wayyyy out of practice).

by The Best Micah on Jul 12, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

This

"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 12, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're just mad they won't let you play at Augusta

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, there aren't any women members though.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

also incorrect

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Err... since when?

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

My mom stood on the green at Augusta

Granted, she grew up there, and was a spectator at the Masters’, but still…

"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."

-- RevHaloFan

by RCCook on Jul 12, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

It is quite useful for napping purposes.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

No.

And you were saying that TV shows were fucking stupid.

"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11

by vfn on Jul 12, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

No.

SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!

by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good way to get hypertension...

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, so I need to re-partition my 1TB external harddrive so I can use it with my Macbook Pro.

It currently has ALLLLLLLL my photos on it. What’s the best way to go about this so I don’t lose anything?

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:07 AM CDT reply actions  

I don't want to pay for drop box and I have hundreds of gigs worth of photos on there.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh

should’ve expected you kept a huge collection of photos…being a photographer and all

by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 12, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

how big are the photo files combined?

And have you thought of switching your Macbook Pro in for a good computer?

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not positive on the total combined size.

I know at least more than 320GB so probably somewhere around at least 500GB now. And Macs are better for my field.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you want to be perfectly safe

-Go get another HD
-Back-up all your files onto that HD
-Re-partition your original HD
-Transfer any files from your new HD that didn’t make it through the partitioning
-Erase all traces of your stuff from the new HD using something like CCleaner (that will let you do a secure deletion)
-Return the new HD and say it didn’t work with your Mac.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

This would work, if shady.

What’s the external drive currently formatted as? I’m assuming something other than Mac format (HFS+)? Gparted is free, works with lots of stuff and has never lost data on me (but I’d still back it up if at all possible).

http://gparted.sourceforge.net/download.php

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wait this would still leave you with one partition only visible from the Mac and one from PCs.

Except now I’m really confused. Why doesn’t the drive work with the MBP? Shouldn’t need to repartition anything. FAT and i think exFAT are supported natively, and there are programs available (some free, some not) for writing to NTFS (read support is built in).

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

NTFS

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

So you would need to reformat it then if you want it to work on a mac

Do you have space on a Windows computer that you can back the files up too first?

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now without making my desktop PC lag like a son of a bitch.

Actually I don’t think I have enough room on my PC to hold 412.96GB.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

that sucks

I think the easiest thing to do then would be to just buy another hd and try to return it later. Just make sure to return it within a day to make it easier. If you’re confident in your computer abilities though, then give BHill or Closure’s advice a try.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like what I'm going to have to do.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

New hd is the easier route

especially if you have one of these. HD’s are so cheap these days.

by BHill on Jul 12, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Those look pretty useful

Its a shame they only read up to 2 TBs though

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can burn through that like its nothing

Mainly, it doesn’t have a lot of lasting potential to me if its not going to allow over 2 TB HDs when you can now get a 3TB for only 140-150.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lots of HD rips of movies

like 78 gig files for 2 hour movies and 1 gig for HD episodes.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

On my computer, 5.75 GB

I also have a 500 GB HD hooked up to my PS3.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol, yeah

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Damn, you win.

I’ve got 3.xTB spanning a few external drives and my PC.

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

christ.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

should have read-only access to NTFS on a mac.

if you have enough space on the external. You can use gparted to make an HFS partition in the extra space. Copy over the files to the new partition, and then use g-parted to expand the new HFS partition to the entire HD.

Kinda sloppy, but should work.

by BHill on Jul 12, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Doh.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure re-partition.

Let me double check.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

my college roomate calls me last night and tries explaining to me why he gained 45 lbs

during his wifes pregnancy…. says everytime she ate.. he would eat… and everytime she had a craving he would order 2 and just eat along with her……

does this really happen? or did he just let himself go after marriage? they got married and had a baby within 1 year… im thinking he hates his life and is trying to kill himself.

by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 12, 2011 10:29 AM CDT reply actions  

It happens, yeah.

Not sure if it’s laziness or a slow suicide, though…

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure that's a good idea

Fetal alcohol syndrome and all that…

"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."

-- RevHaloFan

by RCCook on Jul 12, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

I find that living with a girl (who likes to cook) is conducive to weight gain.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

My wife is an awesome cook, which makes it near impossible for me to eat like I should.

"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11

by vfn on Jul 12, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh, even worse right now,

my wife was ever so slightly anemic on her last check up, so we’re having to add more red meat to our dinners. Best. Medicine. Ever.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that.

I know a kid that got put on a bacon + cookie diet.

by DFWAg on Jul 12, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

That doesn't even make any sense.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

It does when you realize the kid was terminal

and that they were just happy when he was able to eat and keep it in

by DFWAg on Jul 12, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh

That’s not really the same thing…

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still the most awesome diet ever

It just comes with a rather unfortunate price tag

by DFWAg on Jul 12, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gots my short ribs in the slow cooker

Went with Cherry Coke.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha.

Last night i went with some pork ribs with a new braise I tried out, a soy-orange. The ribs were shitty (way too much fat on these pieces, not enough meat), but the flavor was good if not a little mild. The Mrs. recommended to fix that, next time squeeze the orange juice myself, throw some orange zest in the mix, and add some ginger which was in the recipe but I didn’t have.

"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11

by vfn on Jul 12, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds good.

Maybe a clove?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

it happened to me as well...I gained about 20 lbs.

I’m furiously trying to lose the weight tho

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Right there with you, brother......

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 12, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah it happens

Seen it with both my brothers in law and a good friend of mine recently

by bigsteve on Jul 12, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.....it sure does..........................

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 12, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't to me

I lost wait.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

We were dieting when she got pregnant.

So it makes it hard to figure out things like weight gained.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

So today is my girlfriend's first sonogram...

I’m queerily excited.

"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."

by bigtill2002 on Jul 12, 2011 10:39 AM CDT reply actions  

Not really

since no self respecting person watched that movie.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Same here.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty certain the same demographic who rates Marley and Me as a great movie

is the same demographic eating at Magic Time Machine.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

I work with a married couple, and they named their dog Marley.

"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."

-- RevHaloFan

by RCCook on Jul 12, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't the dog die?

WhyTF would I want to watch that shit? It sounds like The Red Fern Grows or whatever.

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't think it was all that sad.

Marley was a really bad dog.

Go watch Hachiko. That’s a good movie about a dog.

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

same for me

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude,

marley and me was awesome

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I never saw it...

"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."

by bigtill2002 on Jul 12, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now my opinion is invalidated.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

You won't see much

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent.....have you heard the heartbeat yet?

That’s when it got real for me……then I saw the sonogram………that was punch-in-the-face real…..

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 12, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll hear the heartbeat today...

And as with you, it’s gonna be real today…Fuck being a grown up.

"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."

by bigtill2002 on Jul 12, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Week 12 is when they get a little crazy.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

The girlfriend or the kid?

"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."

by bigtill2002 on Jul 12, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 12, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

HA

"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."

by bigtill2002 on Jul 12, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

kid

GF is already nuts

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

She has to be...

If she still wants to birth the demon seed of me.

"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."

by bigtill2002 on Jul 12, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ah.

So you’re having a bastard.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bastards need dads too.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

To The Wall with them

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

$Texas

"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."

-- RevHaloFan

by RCCook on Jul 12, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Depends on if it's mine.

"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."

by bigtill2002 on Jul 12, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did you suit up or not?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.

by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was joking dude...

It’s mine.

"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."

by bigtill2002 on Jul 12, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sucker!

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

It will come out slimy

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Then it has to be mine.

"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."

by bigtill2002 on Jul 12, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Facepalm moment of the day...so far

Somebody came up to me asking if it was normal for her phone to be warm. She was genuinely shocked to hear me say it was.

by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 12, 2011 10:47 AM CDT reply actions  

seriously?

i don’t think my phone has ever been warm

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

get a better phone

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

i have the torch.

what a fucking joke this phone is

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have the torch and I like it.

But I was upgrading from a stone-age phone, so I am pretty much impressed with a phone that gets the internet.

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Should just be the browser.

I needed a phone that could get my work email and had a physical keyboard. There isn’t much out there other than the Torch.

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah,

we only use BB’s at the office. so i got the best BB they make

i really only use it for emails and twitter. you know, the most important things

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

best BB they make?

uhhhhhhhh

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I upgraded from a RAZR to a Blackberry Curve a couple years ago

I was amazed that I got a phone in which I didn’t have to erase my text message memory every day.
The guy also said I was eligible to upgrade for two years, because apparently switching from one RAZR to another didn’t qualify as upgrading.

by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 12, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

you have a shitty phone (non smartphone)

or dont use it enough.

power user, FTW

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should listen to some Ugly Kid Joe

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Man, I remember getting that cassette tape at one of my birthday parties.

Must have been like 4th grade maybe.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

What about some Green Jelly (or Jello)?

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ha, the same friend who gave me that tape would go on to have a Green Jelly t shirt in Jr. High, I'm pretty sure.

I watched that video not too long ago randomly.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not all bad.....you could be staring at a high temperature of about 105.....

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 12, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

SRSLY.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its fucking miserable

to drive to work at 7 in the morning and its already 88 degrees outside

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

yea

the 100 degree days don’t seem nearly as hot if the mornings at least are in the 70s

by sarnold on Jul 12, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

So is that a text in the background?

Don’t hate everything any day.

"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."

by bigtill2002 on Jul 12, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

No. It's BBIMB post.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stop hanging out with LSJ and FP.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know those days.

Perhaps this will help.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go get a box of ice cream sandwiches and eat not one but two.

You’ll feel better.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sounds really good

But given that I failed at weight-loss this week, it’s probably not the best solution. I plan to take out a bunch of frustration on my workout tonight.

by The Best Micah on Jul 12, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I find working out generally improves my mood a lot.

Good luck!

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm banking on that

Probably going to kick my own butt tonight until I’m too tired to think about all the things bothering me.

by The Best Micah on Jul 12, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

The big secret about working out is how good it makes you feel afterwards.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel tired afterwards.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

90 minutes of hot yoga

AMAZING. I wish there was a class near me.

"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Jul 12, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like that would kill me.

There’s a studio right around the corner from my house, but I’m scared to try it.

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Use the window

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

and jump

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

gOsh

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was just listening to End of the Innocence by Don Henley....

Middle of that song has some of the best protest lyrics….

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 12, 2011 10:51 AM CDT reply actions  

Henley wasn't a big fan of Reagan.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly......

I loved Reagan but even I appreciate the subtle (and not so subtle) references….

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 12, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

And I LOVED Bruce Hornsby on the piano....

He really added a lot to that song

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 12, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lyrics went something like "...This old man that we elected king..."

and agreed about Hornsby.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

x
O’ beautiful, for spacious skies
But now those skies are threatening
They’re beating plowshares into swords
For this tired old man that we elected king
Armchair warriors often fail
And we’ve been poisoned by these fairy tales
The lawyers clean up all details
Since daddy had to lie
But I know a place where we can go
And wash away this sin

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 12, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I forgot about "tired old man..."

I really liked Henley’s lyrics from The Last Resort (about Vail, Colorado in the 70s).

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

No wait.

It’s “the Heart of the Matter”

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah....Heart of the Matter is on that album

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 12, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh man

12-year-old TheJeezus sure got weepy eyed over some broad listening to that song. God, I’d love to go back and kick my ass at that age.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think "Heart of the Matter" still holds up.

Henley had one of the better MTV Unplugged shows that I can remember.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Boys of Summer still holds up and there's another song about drinking....

maybe “Haven’t Stopped Drinking Again” or somesuch.

I also like Sunset Grill…JW was a big fan of The Eagles, especially when Henley sang.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Atari version*

"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."

by bigtill2002 on Jul 12, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

that tech/baylor game last year

meant so much to cfb last year. holy shit i couldn’t believe the implications that game had on everything.

it wasn’t really ever in jeopardy either, and i mean, we played like shit and still beat their asses.

I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011

by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 12, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nooooooooooo way.

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

NO NO NO NO NEVER NEVER NEVER NO NO NO

/Norm

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bullshit

I bet John Wayne hated the Eagles.

by DFWAg on Jul 12, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/35594/Former_Mass_Effect_2_3_Lead_Gameplay_Designer_Joins_Riot_Games.php

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by Aqua on Jul 12, 2011 11:10 AM CDT reply actions  

Finish this sentence.

This OT thread is _____________________

"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson

by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 11:21 AM CDT reply actions  

derailing

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

penised.

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

tagged.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

trolled.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Lacking awesome pictures of dinosaur fucking

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11

by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like the historical facts on this day in history...

rather than the random Wiki links.

And for crying out loud, some of you guys really need to scale back on the # of posts you’re making. Good hell, nobody can keep up with this place anymore.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 12, 2011 11:21 AM CDT reply actions  

The choices are work or LSB

Which do you think people will choose?

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

You must choose.....but choose wisely.......

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Jul 12, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well I still have a job

so I chose wisely

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

Apparently it’s out on PSN today. Is it worth picking up? I have to assume it will be cheaper than I can get it in stores here, but not as cheap as 1 and 2 are.

"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11

by vfn on Jul 12, 2011 11:37 AM CDT reply actions  

I wish more titles were available for direct download

Especially older titles. I keep meaning to pick up the first Uncharted, but never remember until after the stores are closed.

by chief on Jul 12, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

I busted through that entire game this past weekend. Lots of fun, not very long. I’ve got the second one waiting for me when I get the time to play it.

You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11

by colonialbob on Jul 12, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

I picked inFAMOUS and Little Big Planet

Mainly on name recognition. LBP feels like a Wii game, and I regret choosing it. I’m playing through inFAMOUS now.. it’s a little repetitive, but entertaining.

by chief on Jul 12, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like I had a pretty good understanding of LBP...

To me, the genius of the game is the player being able to create shit. I do not want to ever do that, so that’s why I didn’t pick that game.

by FuturePants on Jul 12, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

The cheapest games I can find here in store are 149.99 (which is… $35 US or so). To be able to buy a lot of games cheaper on the store directly is huge for me and my ability to game.

"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11

by vfn on Jul 12, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

This guy tries to recreate the Dock Ellis no-no on MLB 2K11 while tripping balls.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 11:45 AM CDT reply actions  

lol
In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
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by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

A little long

but it would make a great new sig for someone

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to try it out.

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is it too long?

twss

" In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like it's shorter than mine

which means it’s shorter than a few other peoples.

"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11

by vfn on Jul 12, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

woot

sorry, your quote has been replaced.

" In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good call...Teixeira is having a marvelous year.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Please share some more stories of your father abusing you as a child

Perhaps a story of when you spilled that cup of soda on the carpet that he just had cleaned? Or the time you disappointed him by getting that D in statistics?

"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I made an A in Stats.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lots of people can get an A.

Doesn’t mean you understand the topic.

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Jul 12, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand that Mark Teixeira is projected to hit 46 bombs this season.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Want a cookie?

"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD

by Schultzy on Jul 12, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I fail to see the relevance.

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you've apparently heeded my advice and done something about 6'1" 175 lbs.

The Influence Continues.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, that's right

I bet he spilled the coke on the carpet that his dad just paid $162.38 to get cleaned. He ruined approximately 1.82 square feet of carpet. He doesn’t completely remember, so the numbers might be off a bit.

"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah

Perfect fit.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling Dock was bullshitting the world when he made that claim about

no-hitting the Padres while under the influence of LSD.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't

Cuban Julio is not better than tiny Cliff
-venturafearsnolan

by Gdawg on Jul 12, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ellis

From what I’ve read, he did the LSD the night before, and hadn’t slept before the game. So I don’t think he was still tripping per se, but more likely feeling the effects of the come-down, which can be just as disorienting.

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by RCCook on Jul 12, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

"the cracks in the wall started to move"

To tie back to the above discussion: this is also the kind of fun effects that made a bone marrow biopsy awesome.

by Closure GT on Jul 12, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it possible to put "too much" pesto on a sandwich?

No, no it isn’t.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2011 12:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope.

Unless it’s bad pesto.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's what happens when you're not sure if the basil is fresh,

but you make it anyways. Soooooo sad.

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS.

I have had this experience.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pesto? Not that great.

There. I said it.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is this I don't even

Have you had it made fresh?

"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." - Jon Daniels

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 12, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Just not a big fan of it. It’s not bad, but amongst sauces it’s not in my top 15.

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU CRAZY

toasted fresh bread
pesto
fresh tomato
melted mozzarella
chicken
toasted fresh bread

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Jul 12, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make my lunch everyday.

I'm a girl.

"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT

by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love pesto, but absolutely it is.

It’s powerful stuff, especially if you make it fresh. I like to taste the other things in my sandwich, too.

But mostly the pesto.

Pesto is my default topping these days.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

My fiancee's friends and family here all work in the pizza business.

I ordered a pizza from their place with pesto as the sauce, and they all acted like I was weird.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pesto as the sauce is how I make all my home-made pizzas.

It is really great if you use it sparingly.

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by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

pesto is why everyone should grow their own basil

the stuff grows like a weed anywhere… pots, ground, window sills. You’ll have more basil than you can process and you’ll get tired of paying out the ass for pine nuts. I usually just go with walnut basil pesto because those ingredients are more readily available. Das hat geschmeckt

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by jam0152 on Jul 12, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my parents grow their own basil in an aero garden.

So when I was living with them, life was wonderful.

That stuff grows in a major way ,too. There was never a shortage. Ever.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

My song of the day

“Lock the refrigerator, there’s no controllin’ me
Steak and chocolate got they motherfuckin’ hold on me!”
Action Bronson – Ronnie Coleman

I NEED MARSHMALLOWS!

"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11

by vfn on Jul 12, 2011 12:23 PM CDT reply actions  

when are we gonna play soccer

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMG I NO RITE?

I'm a girl.

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by drummermoe on Jul 12, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kindles are awesome!

I can get a free sample of any book that’s available for it!

Downside: I got a sample of a book I’m really super interested in and went to look up the price for the full version. It’s 50 bucks. It’s a TEXTBOOK. I want to voluntarily read a TEXTBOOK. It’s official, I’m a nerd.

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by Lisa W on Jul 12, 2011 12:48 PM CDT reply actions  

yes they are....i'm getting one very soon

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait...there's football going on right now?

How did I not know about this?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 12:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Heard about this last week.

Mexico has awesome uniforms.

"beiacte like you hjave to read tha at ovie and then you read the eholwe thin g an d but ibecause you dont want to and then if when ifo u dont read te lyrics but inot becaise ists a song but its like the wordfs sand stuff wehat you do, but you read it, but when you dont whic that is the point of thwat i am saying you are so god fdam dammnit fucking , becauset now our ost yobecuasee ttyou havent read i , and then yo go iwht poprocrn!!!" - TagDon'tTweet, 06/23/11

by vfn on Jul 12, 2011 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are those the old Barcelona Dragons unis?

"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."

by TheJeezus on Jul 12, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

That might be the coolest helmet logo I've ever seen.

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the new Arizona State helmet logo.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"You want false modesty? F that."

by Josey Wales on Jul 12, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pandora no longer running on flash. switched today to HTML5

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 1:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I need to quit my job.

When I’m busy at work in the morning and don’t get to read the OT thread until lunch it takes me a damn hour to Z through all of it.

by Brad on Jul 12, 2011 1:06 PM CDT reply actions  

this is how i feel....sucks

Young has sucked the last two weeks. --JW 6/16/2011

by shock00 on Jul 12, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have time during my day to browse an OT thread.

I forgot what that’s like.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome? Horrifying?

- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -

by Mike the Grate on Jul 12, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watching The Air up There

Haven’t seen it in at least 10 years. This movie actually holds up pretty well, considering it’s a Kevin Bacon movie.

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 1:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm watching MLB Network's countdown of the top 50 controversial calls.

It’s exactly as dumb as you’d think such a thing run by Baseball itself would be.

“The umpire didn’t see it that way,” type stuff, and a lot of calls that were actually right, they’re controversial because the umpires made people angry by calling things correctly.

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:20 PM CDT reply actions  

ROBOTS

(at least for ablls and strikes)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Jul 12, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

They did have the Michael Young call though

When he “touched” fingertips with the 3rd base coach, and the ump who wasn’t even looking called him out.

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by iorange555 on Jul 12, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

But even that was technically correct.

Controversial, but it doesn’t paint the umpires in as bad a light as just flat out calling something wrong.

Just had Eric Gregg, though. God, why is there not much more vitriol over that strike zone? How do we just accept that as an okay, kind-of-laughable part of baseball history? It affected the team that got to play in the World Series!

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit.

That last ump was horrible.

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by iorange555 on Jul 12, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

It’s commonly talked about, but I don’t understand why it doesn’t get pointed out more often as a major problem with the game.

That is a major problem with the game!

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by philkid3 on Jul 12, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

i thought it was funny how fake celebrating everyone was.

they all knew he had just been gifted something.

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep. eric gregg. ass hole

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

You find out any more details about an indoor (or outdoor) rag tag group of bad assery?

"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11

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by River Fenix on Jul 12, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

answer in OTPM thread

Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.

Let’s hope I’m wrong.

by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions

by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 12, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I keep hearing about Michelle Beadle

I’m watching Sports Nation for the first time right now. She’s nothing special in any way. Unless I’ve just come to expect Kate Upton levels of hotness.

by jbrown08 on Jul 12, 2011 5:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I think she gets cool points

"Life's tough... It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne

by Texas Jihad on Jul 12, 2011 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

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