7/15 OT Thread - AM
by chief on Jul 15, 2011 5:17 AM CDT
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1869
Margarine was patented in France by Hippolyte Mege Mouries.
1870
Georgia became the last of the Confederate States to be readmitted to the Union.
1918
The Second Battle of the Marne began during World War I.
1940
The world's tallest man (8 feet, 11.1 inches), Robert Wadlow, died.
1948
John J. Pershing, whose leadership in World War I earned him the title General of the Armies of the United States, died in Washington, DC.
1975
The Russian Soyuz and the U.S. Apollo launched. The Apollo-Soyuz mission was the first international manned spaceflight.
Read more: This Day in History: July 15 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1SASmgnD3
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So I just spent $140 on a keyboard
and it came in the mail yesterday. Best purchase I’ve made in a while.
I want one for work but the clicking noise would probably make my coworkers want to murder me.
csb
Christ
If I were ever going to spend a significant amount of money on a keyboard, I’d get one of these:
i looked at this thing
it is a beast.
i went with the cheaper (80) razer blackwidow
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 8:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I was considering that one because it's backlit and most of my gaming is in a dark room.
but these are much better.
So what's the advantage of these keyboards?
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 15, 2011 8:20 AM CDT up reply actions
They have mechanical switches underneath the keys.
It aids in typing accuracy and speed, decreases fatigue. Plus it just feels and sounds sweet.
Hm...interesting.
Old school stuff then….not the flat, electrical keyboards.
As someone who types….a lot…..I’m going to have to look into this.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 15, 2011 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions
for real
they are a GAME changer
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions
There is actually a silent model of the one I posted above
in case you want to not completely annoy the shit out of coworkers.
I blog from my mom's basement...
So no worries there.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 15, 2011 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions
mechanical keyboards ruion any other keyboard on the market for you
ugh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I LOVE this keyboard
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yeah
I have the version that has no labels on the keys.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I did have to quit using that one for work
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
No, because a big part of my job is creating new network accounts and distribution lists
too much time backspacing to fix typos, and I don’t have the special characters above the numbers memorized, so once we started requiring at least one of those in your password, I was hosed.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Why?
Just because you feel like a badass for not needing them? (I am not judging)
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Well the theory is that it helps you better memorize where the keys are.
And ultimately increases your WPM
Back when I got it
it was one of the first USB keyboards that used the springs. You could still get them, but only with a PS2 connection. It was actually the most reasonably priced one (and it wasn’t that cheap then).
And yeah, I was pretty sure I didn’t need the labels – half the labels on the keyboard it replaced were totally worn off anyway.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I use a 15 year old Dell that sounds like a pack of horses running on a cobblestone street
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I recently replaced my old ms natural KB
was just too damned loud and the keys were sticking
replaced it with a new quiet ms natural and it just isnt the same
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
So my 9 year old's line through 2 games looks a lot like Onaka from Spokane
.000/.750/.000
0-2 2Ks, 5BB, 1HBP
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Just... just please don't yell at him if he cries after a game
It seems to prompt some personality development issues…
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Jul 15, 2011 7:28 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
Well then you have some work to do.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
Thanks to the power of facebook
I learned that today is Knoxie’s birthday.
I'm a girl.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Sadly...
I learned today is my sister’s birthday, thanks to facebook.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
OMG Vyvanse just kicked in yo
No, for real, I just felt it.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
If you don't go back in to the PGT. . .
. . . you’re missing one of the stranger posts I can remember.
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Speaking of being mad
The “U” Mad .gif is giving Canadian riot .gif a run for its money as greatest in LSB history.
by PhilKidIsHero on Jul 15, 2011 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Why is he mad at that gif, of all things?
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he is just mad because he lives in / is from OC
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Honestly that didn't occur to me.
A guy dancing with his shirt off is enough to trigger homophobia?
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Well, those cutoff jorts are kind of a stereotypical gay thing
And the whole ‘types that TOTALLY AREN’T ME YOU GUYS I’M NOT LIKE THAT’ thing.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Well, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for now.
I would guess if that was enough to poke your homophobia button, you wouldn’t speak up about it.
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Odd thing is that other than the PGTs, which have always had a fair amount of OT meanderings,
the main page threads have less OT stuff these days. Sure you could stumble into one of the several daily OT conversations royale, but whose fault is that.
You think he's just mad at the thread being OT?
Serious question.
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The man wanted to talk some Dutch.
I, for one, enjoyed the shit out of it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I suppose it could be the dancing/prancing Tobias (which sounds like a tavern in an odd Middle Earth-AD rpg)
or AD and its fans that he found bothersome. That would explain the “certain types” (and Keynes’s suggestion that homophobia and/or anti-homophobia was part of it fits this as well), but I figured it was mostly a complaint that AD talk (and more broadly topics appealing to a particular cluster of fandoms) was squeezing out Rangers talk (not that I buy such a model of discursive scarcity).
I tried to rec this post, but I accidentally flagged it.
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and it is now my new sig
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
At the risk of having you tense up and explode at me out of disbelief
You guys do love that show a little too much.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
no, fuck you.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
"Tense up and explode"
Interesting description.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I assume it's one, then the other.
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FUNNY THINGS AREN'T FUNNY!
-Aquaman
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 15, 2011 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is a mischaracterization.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Dadboner is not fucking funny.
AD— funny
Community - funny- funny
Parks & Rec
What I’m saying is that these three shows are basically sacrosanct on here where they probably shouldn’t be.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
This post brought to you by a qualified TV critic.
(Sorry, I had to).
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hahahaha.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I am qualified to say whether I think something is funny.
I never said anything about their cinematography or the quality of their creation.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
But seriously, fuck Dadboner.
Loblaw ruined any chance that shit had to be funny.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
"So full of rage, you guys."
—Karl Welzein AND Aquaman
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
AD deserves it's status
Because it was unfairly cancelled.
Same with Firefly.
Those shows must be protected like an endangered species.
I’ve never seen Community or Parks & Rec so I don’t give a shit about them.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
They're both very good.
But not AD good.
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This is truth.
Shows cancelled before their time will always get more love.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Nope
Remember the commercials for it though
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
That would be a good example of what you are talking about,
but it actually did start to fall off towards the end of the second season before it was cancelled. And by fall off I mean got really fucking creepy and awkward.
you are not qualified to critique television shows.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too late.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Read it again.
I’m not critiquing the shows so much as I am the LSB reaction to them.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You are not qualified to critique human reactions as you are not a psychologist.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's not what psychologists do.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
you are not qualified to make that determination
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Did you see where you activated his trap card?
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I don't get what any of this means.
Probably because I’m not a nerd.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm a nerd, and I don't either.
I’m going to guess it’s a Magic the Gathering reference.
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Yugioh, I believe
I only know the meme, not the actual reference
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Objection, your honor.
The jury has no idea was sacrosanct means.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. whoa.
this is crazy talk.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Because of the stupid dash thing I always forget about, this makes it look like I'm saying Community is not funny.
That was not my intention. SBN just took my dashes to mean strikes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You are not qualified to discuss comment formatting.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
If there is anything I am qualified to do
It is to discuss commenting on LSB.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
"hotlink fail?"
I don’t get it
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Rest of the subthread might explain the confusion.
And the one B Dub started below.
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I found it
what a fucking jackoff. If Mark in the OC is reading this, please choke on a bag full of dicks.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
hahha....i thought of you when i first read his quote
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Chrome Portable
Kicks ass. Why didn’t I do this earlier. Work comps run IE 7.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Ignore the Kermit picture posted on the Fanshots section, unless you're in for EPL talk.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Can anyone please explain what THIS was about?
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 15, 2011 8:17 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Oops...
Robbie already brought this up.
My bad, ya’ll.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 15, 2011 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions
I just can't hang out with you people.
You disgusting arrested development fans and your never nudes.
I just don't understand what he's getting at.
I have a feeling it might not have anything to do with AD, although I hope that’s not the case.
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by Brandon Worley on Jul 15, 2011 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I have several guesses, but no real idea.
It’s like it was a reply fail maybe?
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Last night's PGT has made me decide to take my AD collection to the rig
And watch the series all over again.
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Proud member of the Joe Nieuwendyk support team.
I support this.
It’s on Netflix instant too.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Speaking of re-watching
I think I’m going to go back and re-watch Friday Night Lights after reading the Grantland thing yesterday.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I'm going to do that too
While I was waiting on the ASG to start, I started watching the first episode on ESPN. I totally got sucked in and watched it all instead of switching back to the game.
This guy is awesome.
Adrian Gonzalez should win the MVP because of tradition!
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What kind of play did Kinsler's glovescoop get on ESPN?
Anyone watch the top 10?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I know it was MLBN's Top Play.
And the Top Call was the awesome Mariners’ call of the Hamilton home run.
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I'm sure this will be in the AM thread
But Rangers mulling Borbon Surgery
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
A Borbonectomy?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Bringin' baseball into the OT thread...
I’ve decided to follow in AJM in trying to figure out Dutch. Now a 4.06 FIP in 118 innings.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
NO
This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the OT, not this
by chief on Jul 15, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
The Dutch outings should be taken in context because of the opponents but this is very exciting...
he’s solidifying his spot in the rotation at a critical time.
Young lefty starters that throw 95 mph make my baseball pants crazy.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
If 82 per cent of pitchers conform to their career norms after 100 IP
18 per cent do not.
There’s so much evidence that he’s an 18 per cent guy. I want him to be an 18 per cent guy.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Without doing any research on the subject, Holland seems (key word) to do very well
against especially weak offenses…especially those offenses in the AL West.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
In 31 innings against SEA and OAK this season
Holland’s given up 5 earned runs.
Last season, in 18.2 innings versus the two, he gave up 3 earned runs.
Yikes.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Holland has 2.43 ERA in 77 IPs (16 games) v Oakland & Seattle in his career.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
use something better than ERA plz
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I would but I'm too lazy to find FIP splits vs team
since they don’t appear to be on the basic Fangraphs stuff.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
hmm thought theyw were on the splits page
guess not
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Their splits page is sadly limited.
You could do it pretty easily from Baseball Reference data, though.
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Because I like you:
CLE 2.18
SEA 2.43
KC 2.56
NYM 2.96
HOU 3.10
BAL 3.13
OAK 3.15
<.500 3.27
TOR 3.96
MIN 4.19
LAA 4.25
NL 4.25
.500+ 5.11
NYY 7.42
TB 7.70
CHW 8.21
FLA 27.25
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thank you sir
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
77 IPs, mostly starts, I'm comfortable with it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Good thing we play those teams a lot, then.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
on a quick count, and assuming the rotation stays exactly the same (which it won't)
Dutch will pitch to the Mariners three more times and the A’s once more this season.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Against the AL West
LAAAAAA – 9 GS, 28:13 K;BB, 6 Hr allowed in 166 PA, 766 OPS against, 280 BABiP
Oak- 8 GS, 30:14 K:BB, 2 HR allowed in 158 PA, 625 OPS against, 279 BABiP
Sea- 8 GS, 33:7 BB:K, 1 HR allowed in 148 PA, 569 OPS against, 271 BABiP
Total of 25 GS, 91:34 BB:K (2.676), 9 HR in 472 PA
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
If I understood him, I feel like I would accept him more easily.
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What's not to understand?
Dutch is awesome
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
But then sometimes he's not just not-awesome, he's really not-awesome.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Kinda like Cobra
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Then there is two starts ago.
I was at that game, and trust me – there was nothing awesome about it.
Do what Holland did
and just repress that game from your memory.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I missed the end of the game last night becasue I'm an old man who has a bed time
but I saw some Tweets about him dialing it up on the gun? Is this a thing that happened?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Lots o' mid 90s sightings from Dutch last night.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Encouraging
This is what I saw from EG
Holland suddenly overthrowing? The radar gun shows a couple of fastballs that have missed this inning at 97 and 99 mph.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I didn't see any 99s.
I saw one 97 that was a 96.4 or so on pitch f/x. A shitton of 95s, though. A veritable shitton.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Brooks didn't see any 99, or 97, either.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
maybe it was 99/97 on stadium gun?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Summer Suckage on The Ticket
Junior is killing me this morning.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
To be fair, this time of year is the Sahara Desert for the masses when it comes to sports.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Sure
and usually they’re good about filling the gap with something of worth, but his assessment of what constitutes a “star” in sports was not only way off, it was yawn-inducing. Then there were the Hardline’s goofy lyrics segments. Just seems like they’re mailing it in more than usual.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I liked the "goofy lyrics" segment but then I used to listen to a lot of that music back in the day.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Dunham's Fake Norm > better than Gordo's
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
This is a fact.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
the chemistry they had between fake Jerry and fake Wade was gold
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Didn't they try a Fake Garrett once
with like an awful Irish leprechaun character? That was stupid.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
It's pretty good evidence that Garrett is actually a vanilla wafer in human form.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
KSK,
Haven’t been there in a long time. Mostly because of work…is it still funny?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
They should make Fake Garrett some kind of Kennedy Family knock-off.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Nugget from LL (and then I'll stop shitting up the OT thread with baseball)
The official statistics also show that Jason Vargas allowed 24 balls in play and four line drives, while Derek Holland allowed 24 balls in play and ten line drives.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Heh, Fox DFW just reported what I told ya'll about the new TSA initiative
That means I can talk more about it.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
then talk more about it!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 8:40 AM CDT up reply actions
It's a trusted traveler program
We’d have one lane set up for people vetted through a JTTF database as low risk. It seems as if submitting this data is voluntary, because it gets WAAAAY more Fourth Amendment violate-y than even our most gnarly searches.
What goes into that database? I dunno. I’d imagine data from your employer, your travel history, maybe IRS data, plus known associations, criminal history… literally, everything.
If you get to that lane, there’s a totally different set of rules. Leave your laptop in-bag? Probably. Leave your shoes on? Leave liquids in your bag? Not being subjected to 3.4 ounces limits? All possibilities.
However, the trusted traveler lane is going to be stocked with behavior detection people, to protect against baddies using one of the trusted guys to smuggle boom-boom through.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
What if you happen to be wearing a turban as a Trusted Traveler?
They still gonna trust you?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Turbans do get an extra step pf screening (simple explosives test)
But we only care about that because it’s a very real smuggling spot, not because of religious reasons.
Sikhs != Muslims != Arabs != Extremists != Terrorists.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
what is a simple explosives test?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Light the turban on fire, see if anything happens
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Green
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 15, 2011 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Ever had anything swabbed?
We have a fiberglass trap we use to collect residue and a machine that tests it for ionic trace of chemicals used in explosives.
Takes 30 seconds and has a virtually zero failure rate.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Did you have a lot of books in it?
Especially textbooks? They have a similar appearance to high quality explosives through an xray. Plus the test is quick and uninvasive, so a good officer calls for them quite a bit.
Disclaimer being this was way before my time, and before federalization.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I'm sure I had a lot of books in it.
One time I had a course packet that was open to an illustrated article on Star Trek slash fiction. Of course, that was the time I had to completely empty the bag.
That guy.
Beardsley McTurbanhead.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Don't the Israelis have a similar trusted passenger system?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Heh, yeah
If you’re Israeli, that’s your line.
They’re also testing a relatively wide-area explosives test system that uses trained rats. I want that system here, now.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
However you may disagree with the politics of the United States-Israeli relationship
I firmly believe you have to respect that the Israelis just do not give a fuck. They’re not playing around.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Absolutely not.
They’re a little country of Jewish badasses.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Israeli don't care. Israeli smacks the shit out of 'em.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Mossad.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I preordered this book a while ago.
Should be very, very interesting: http://www.amazon.com/One-Day-September-Olympics-Operation/dp/1611450357/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310741271&sr=8-1
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
pre-ordered
myself
thanks for the link
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 9:49 AM CDT up reply actions
You bought it just now?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yup
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Sweet, glad I could help.
I’m on a nonfiction-buying binge lately, let me look at what else I picked up.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i am trying to read more nonfiction
did you read the seal team 6 book?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
The one by that title only?
No, but I want to get it. If I can get a good price on it, I will.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
its like the real story of seal team 6 or somethign
can tremember, alomost picked it up on my ipad last night
i DID pick up “”http://www.amazon.com/Cobra-Frederick-Forsyth/dp/0399156801" target="new">the cobra" by forsyth last night
The unnamed Obama-like U.S. president, disgusted by the horrors wrought by illegal drug trafficking, decides to bring the entire weight and resources of the federal government against the international cocaine trade. He first declares drug traders and their cartels to be terrorists, subjecting them to new and extensive legal procedures, then he brings in ex-CIA director Paul Devereaux to head the team that will implement the effort. Devereaux, known as the Cobra from his operations days, is old school—smart, ruthless, unrelenting, and bestowed by the president with free rein to call in any arm of the government. Forsyth lays out how it would all work, and readers will follow eagerly along, always thinking, yes, why don’t they do this in real life? The answer to that question lies at the heart of this forceful, suspenseful, intelligent novel.
and i am rolling through it…i want to read more of forsyth (i like his style) but his best books were released in the early 80s. and i dont know if i can read books that are thrillers from 30 years ago lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
If it's available by iPad, I'll definitely get it.
I wish more books were.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Good movie, too.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
i have read it
but i read it long before it was 30 years old :)
this book so far is really good.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
also is the target of the best review i have ever read on amazon
There are so many inaccuracies in the book I gave up halfway through it. I have read several of Mr. Forsyth’s books and enjoyed them. But sloppiness in research emerges in this one. Roosevelt Roads naval base in Puerto Rico has been closed for years, though “The Cobra” has it still open in 2011.
The Ochoa brothers were not part of the Cali cocaine cartel, as the novel states. They were founders of the Medellin cartel along with Pablo Escobar and Carlos Lehder. It was the Rodriguez Orejuela brothers who founded and ran the rival Cali cartel. ((this is mentioned literally as half of a sentence in the book.HALF!)
Bogota is at 7,500 feet above sea level and is cool and often rainy, not scorchingly hot. Even on a sunny day, if you’re in the shade it’s not hot. The book says otherwise. ((lol))
Maybe these and other errors can be fixed by the time the paperback comes out. It’ll add to the book’s credibiliy as a fictional take on a factual framework.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Strangely...
An ex-district judge lawyer friend we have in town just went to Germany to do some research….for a sci-fi novel he is writing. It was very out of the blue that he is suddenly writing a sci-fi book.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
whats the topic?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
No clue.
A couple of weeks ago, he was just like, “We need to finish this settlement agreement this week because I’m going to Germany.”
-“oh really? For vacation? Sounds cool!”
“No, for research.”
-“For what?”
“For a science fiction novel I’m writing.”
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I hope it involves Nazis in some way.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
seal team 6: memors of a an elite navy seal sniper
There are so many inaccuracies in the book I gave up halfway through it. I have read several of Mr. Forsyth’s books and enjoyed them. But sloppiness in research emerges in this one. Roosevelt Roads naval base in Puerto Rico has been closed for years, though “The Cobra” has it still open in 2011.
The Ochoa brothers were not part of the Cali cocaine cartel, as the novel states. They were founders of the Medellin cartel along with Pablo Escobar and Carlos Lehder. It was the Rodriguez Orejuela brothers who founded and ran the rival Cali cartel.
Bogota is at 7,500 feet above sea level and is cool and often rainy, not scorchingly hot. Even on a sunny day, if you’re in the shade it’s not hot. The book says otherwise.
Maybe these and other errors can be fixed by the time the paperback comes out. It’ll add to the book’s credibiliy as a fictional take on a factual framework.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
fff
http://www.amazon.com/SEAL-Team-Six-Memoirs-Sniper/dp/031269945X
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
This is a review of the fiction book you're reading, right?
Not the ST6 book?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yes
it is, accidently double-posted, meant to post the seal team 6 link
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I didn't know this one existed, and I love the author
So I just bought it: http://www.amazon.com/Fields-Battle-Wars-North-America/dp/0679746641/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_10
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i wasnt going to actually buy it
but there was one that gave me free shipping for 3$
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
That sounds really interesting.
Israel doesn’t fuck around with military courts, they just end you.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
From the wikipedia article on Operation Wrath of God...
Several hours before each assassination, each man’s family received flowers with a condolence card reading: “A reminder we do not forget or forgive.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Jesus.
That’s chilling.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
/Israel
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
if I'm a trusted traveler
will you still finger my butthole?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
OF COURSE.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That costs extra.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
You put me on your list, I put you on my list
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Done and done.
YOU’RE ON THE LIST!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
NOW WHEN WE GONNA GET SOME FINGERS IN SOME BOOTYHOLES UP IN HERE?
/Loblaw
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
/Oklahoma
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Put me on both those lists and we can list menage a trois.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
We've got to get one party in state first
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
are you intiving Keynes and I to an all dude threesome?
I thought we had discussed this already. You’re too spindly for me. And you don’t have a vagina.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
The last part is typically negotiable
But Loblaw needs a little meat on the bones.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Just the other day
he refused a threesome of IANF and Kate Upton. I thought IANF was the problem. Now I’m just confused.
How does one become a "behavior detection person?"
That sounds fun.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Jerk.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Heh, whoops
It’s a position in the Administration. We cribbed it, pretty much, from Israel.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Well, I figured that...
what kind of training do they go through? Do they look for a particular background when selecting folks for the job?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You have to have a few years' service with the company
They’re going to list the position open in a few weeks, so I can check details then. I do know lots of the BD guys we have are former military, but that’s not needed.
Basically, you need to be smart, personable, and have a high focus.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Mornin' bitches
GF is in bed, enjoying a venti nf mocha, watching some golf, leaving for the river later. All is well.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 8:45 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
So, Martin slated for a start next Thursday in RR
Who’s coming with me?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
By fWAR, four fifths of our rotation is on pace to be a just-barely No. 2 pitcher at worst.
Think about that. The fourth starter has been pitching like a guy good enough to qualify as a No. 2 starter in most years. One of the “worst” No. 2s in baseball (with even distribution), but from the fourth guy?
One has pitched like a middle of the road TORP, and the other has pitched well enough to also fit the No. 1 category. All four are on pace to be above-average pitchers.
The outlier has still been good for a No. 5, and given his previous season and his best starts, could quite believably be better than that going forward.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Cs,b
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 8:50 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
How did you qualify that?
It seems that may be painted a little bit by the depression of offense if you’re using historical data to define a #2.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Not that I'm letting it damper my boner though
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
A few years ago I looked at what the average WAR it takes to be top 30, top 60, top 90, etc. is.
I took those and divided it in to what the average of the top five is in each tier, what the median is in each tier, and what the bottom of each tier is.
~4.0 WAR (slightly lower, I think, but close) is usually good enough to hit No. 1, with the median being about five wins.
~2.5 WAR is usually good enough to hit No. 2 caliber, with the median being about three wins.
~1.5 WAR is usually good enough to hit No. 3 caliber, with the median being about two wins. So, perhaps not shockingly, an average starting pitcher is a middle-of-the-road mid-rotation starter.
~1 WAR is usually good enough to hit No. 4 caliber, with the median being something between a little higher.
~0.5 WAR is usually good enough to hit No. 5 caliber, with the median being a little higher.
WAR is based on the current league constant, so the depression of offense shouldn’t, in theory, make too much of a difference.
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Yeah, the more I thought about it, the more it seems even less boner dampening
And does make the reports we’re looking for starters a little more puzzling.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Nothing wrong with getting even better, of course.
And while Ceej is a legit TORP, both the Yankees and Tigers have a better TORP by WAR, and the Red Sox guys are better from a rate standpoint. Though, honestly, the disparity is not as big as I thought it was going to be when I started writing this post.
The thing is, if they get a starter, they either get rid of someone who was one of the best pitchers in baseball last year, or an above average guy. I’m not against it, but the potential gain is lessened in the Rangers’ specific situation.
Until right now, I didn’t know CC was the AL fWAR leader among pitchers. Though with only a .1 game lead on Weaver with one more start.
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WedgeFest™. do it.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
just paid
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
havent gotten the email yet. you send it to the right email address?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
your last name is 6 letters, ending in T right?
i have the paypal reciept for it at least
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions
just got it. strange how long it took to notify me, usually it does it the second you send it.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Garumt?
Flrgut?
Graact?
Uuuuut?
I will not stop until I guess correctly
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Those all sounds like characters from the Hobbit.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
"I will not stop until I guess correctly"
you stopped.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
you should see the list I'm making on paper.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Watson had a mf ace!
Love that old sob.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 8:49 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
saw horrible bosses last night.
meh.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
Funnier than Bridesmaids and H2, IMO
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 8:54 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
it had its moments, for sure.
but a majority of its moments were also in the previews. and thats a big no-no for me.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
The Anniston Report, go!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
she fine.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions
also, my girl meghan markle was in it too.
didnt know she was 29.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Charlie's fiancee?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 9:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
no, she was the fedex chick sudekis thought was too cute to be a fedex chick
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Ah. The other brunette.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 9:04 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yep.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions
That's the girl FP hates, right?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
yeah, but he hates a lot of girls.
opinion = invalid
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
She's rising on my power rankings
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
we need to make this a thing.
LSB’s power rankings. we can do it like espn, where we get 10 or so people together, rank the hottest women in the public eye, take the aggregate, and put the LSB stamp on it.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
fanpost do it
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I'm in
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 9:15 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Jenn Brown looked better than EA the other night and Beadle also turned in a good performance.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
beadle was looking pretty hot at the espys
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions
The FedEx girl in Horrible Bosses?
I don’t hate her…she’s just nothing fantastic.
Jennifer Aniston looked pretty amazing in the movie though.
Aniston in the white doctor coat with nothing on under it.
hnnnnnnngh
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Would Aniston be the hottest 40-something going these days?
It’s most difficult to ever see her growing old.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
I'll admit that I didn't think she was that attractive during the 90's/early 2000's when others were all over her.
But she has aged very well.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Diane Lane has at least one kid, is a few years older
than Aniston and is still getting it done.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
This is probably my answer
Until next year when it’s probably Sofia Vergara.
I enjoy chesty latinas. Probably why I married one.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
I think the DC will be the worthy one
They were ranting about it before the movie was even released.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 8:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I watched Cedar Rapids last night
6/10
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I actually saw that in the theatres for some reason
I agree, 6/10.
It seemed like they were trying to make the Hangover in a small town.
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 15, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Saw Hall Pass
Farrellys have ran out of bits.
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 9:00 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah
It was pretty funny for the most part, just nothing that special. John C Reilly does a great job in it.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I'll give it a 7
I liked it a lot, for what it was.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
That's where I went with it
3 1/2 stars out of 5, dug it quite a bit.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
Not to sound gay, but
Rory has some huge nipples!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 8:52 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Your posting style this morning....kind of carefree, hungover yet giddy, random observational yet direct.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Post morning sex
Guilty
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 8:57 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Good thing you told all of us.
That doesn’t make you a loser.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
hi five? fist bump?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
this is funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he2a4xK8ctk&feature=player_embedded
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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Awesome.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 15, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Slightly related: Shaq and Barkley will be on air
before the Mavs’ ring ceremony.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Junior says a lot of things.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Junior's NBA cred is about on par with mine
In other words – shit.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 9:03 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i hate this whole yao to the hall of fame bullshit.
no way is yao a hall of famer.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions
This x1,000
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 9:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow
I disagree completely. Kobe probably does too, since he has Yao to thank for being the biggest basketball star in the world.
Yao had the benefit of his home country at his side
It’s like Yankee fans voting for the ASG. Now, until I look at his stats and accolades, I’ll reserve judgement.
One question – how many all-NBA teams did he make?
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 9:09 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't know
I’m guessing zero since you are bringing it up, but can you say definitively that he wasn’t the best center in the league for at least a couple years?
Is being the best at your position for a couple years enough to make the Hall of Fame?
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What was his competition?
Shaq? Dikembe? Who else?
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by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 9:12 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
2-3 years of arguable dominance does not equal hall of fame.
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
And I never even thought of him as dominant...
more like very good. Probably the best center for a few years, but what was his competition?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
It's the Basketball Hall of Fame, not NBA Hall of Fame.
Why is Arvydas Sabonis in it? Not because he put up 14/10 in his peak year while he was here.
Why is Petrovic in the HOF? He didn’t fulfil his potential either, thought of course circumstance affected that.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Arvydas Sabonis is in the hall of fame?
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He's probably the starting center on my all-hate team.
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Sabonis-Webber-Pierce-Bibby-Williams
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The same.
This is off the top of my head, though.
The entire roster is going to be mostly Kings and Blazers from around 97-02.
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I would love to see those two bigs dish out assists all over the place.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Absolutely.
Well, he gets in this year, and I think it’s his first year of eligibility too.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Sabonis is up there with Dirk as all time Euro greats.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
BUT HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IN THE NBA SO GOTTA KEEP HIM OUT OF THE HALL OF FAME
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
In the NBA, he was a shadow of what he supposedly was in Russia
and the player I saw was still pretty good.
Nice touch from the outside and outstanding passer.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Lithuania*
and yes, his skill set in Euro ball was amazing. Shame that he had surgeries on both knees, that took away so much of what made him great.
Still, watching him and Vlade Divac revolutionize how big men handle the ball and pass was a thing of beauty.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I thought it was an Achilles heel injury that really slowed him down.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
achilles was divac i think
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions
you see the vlade/petrovic 30 for 30?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions
No, and I really need to.
I’m really thinking about buying the blu ray box set.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
how much is it?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 9:42 AM CDT up reply actions
I fucking would.
I’m assuming he’d put up 25/10 and pick apart double teams with his passing.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
So the fact that Yao is Chinese gets him into the HoF?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yep.
He’s had an immense effect on basketball’s exposure to the world.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
But not because of what he did
Because of where he was born.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Well, Wang ZhiZhi didn't do much from where he was born
Yao was the best center in the NBA when he played
Still a shitload of people have had their eyes opened to basketball.
Doesn’t matter shit that they all look the same.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
Let the fans vote!
What is china’s internet access # now? 600M?
by thedudeabides on Jul 15, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
no he doesnt.
since when is someone in the hall of fame because they didnt live up to their potential? why should we put someone in the HOF because they “expanded the global scope of the game”? bullfuckingshit
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by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
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by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions
If that happens I will cease referring to the basketball HOF as a real thing.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I am being facetious
but I still find the idea of him in the a HOF ridiculous.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
This guy is in the HOF:
Maciel “Ubiratan” Pareira C Known as O Rei (The King) in his homeland of Brazil; represented Brazil in four Olympics, winning a bronze medal in 1964; gold medalist at 1963 FIBA World Championship and 1971 Pan American Games; 6-time gold medalist at South American Championships
There is obviously a value placed on contributions made outside the NBA. Yao has made a historic impact on the game of basketball. He’s a HOFer without a doubt, though perhaps not first ballot.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I am probably not giving enough to credit to outside the NBA acheivements
That said, did Yao do a whole lot in China? On the court, I mean, not the ambassador for the game stuff.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
The Chinese league is hilariously bad.
I watched a game while I was in China…it’s pretty easy for an average D-Leaguer to go there and tear shit up.
Yao wrecked that league, but really I wouldn’t consider that at all.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
This is kind of what I'm thinking
Did he lead China to any World Championships, top 3s, etc? I don’t remember that but I can’t say I pay a lot of attention to international basketball. I’d prefer the Hall of Fame be mostly your on-the-court accomplishments.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Rephrasing
are there a lot of other people who got in not because they played well in other countries (like the Brazilian guy) but because they were big in other countries?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Fair enough.
I don’t really care either way. Actually I didn’t realize it wasn’t the NBA hall of fame when I started this discussion, so it’s not really as ridiculous as I thought.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
wait
we’re talking bout Yao Ming? In the HOF? Why? That’s the craziest shit I’ve ever heard.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Congratulations china!
The best player in your history is the second best international center in the franchise history of the Houston Rockets!
by thedudeabides on Jul 15, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait what?
Is this a serious thing that actually has support?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
unfortunately, yes.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
I don’t even know what to say about that.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
He'll be a HOF when Shawn Bradley is in the HOF
4 seasons in the league with over 60 GP with only 8 seasons played (including the 5 games last year). And those were far from being that special of seasons.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
you are putting YAO MING with penny and grant hill?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not going to argue either of those guys need to be in the HOF
I just don’t know basketball well enough to argue that now. What I do know though is that Hill had a 16 year career with some injury plagued years mixed in, but still had at least 10 seasons where he played most of the year. Hardaway had a 14 year career, also injury plagued for a lot of it, but still had about 7 seasons where he was playing in most of the season.
Yao had a short, injury plagued career. I don’t see how he fits into the same category as other injury plagued guys who at least were able to stick around for a while.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
With Hill
you have to take into account what he did in college as well. There’s a reason its the basketball hall of fame. I’d think Hill would get in for sure
I agree, that was my point.
You don’t remove him from consideration because he almost had to retire due to injuries after a stellar career and significant overall impact to the game up to that point.
BUT HE'S GOT A BILLION FANS!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So how was David able to program a computer virus for an unknown alien mainframe in like 2 hours?
I need to know, nerds.
Pow pow.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
FFFFFUUUUU Cracked is blocked at work
and I know I’m gonna forget to go look later.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Long story short
Deleted scene showed him mumbling something about the crashed ship using the same programming language he cracked to figure out they were invading.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
quoted from them
Are you kind of a nerd? Have you seen Independence Day? What’s the problem we’re about to point out here? Exactly. Fully half of you reading this have just screamed to the heavens in futile rage about the probability of the famous Apple OS/advanced alien mothership compatibility issue. Even here at Cracked, we’ve drawn attention to this once or twice in one of our articles (like this one, this one, this one, this one and, well, this one.)
Essentially, Jeff Goldblum is reminded that the word “virus” exists, which is all the motivation and know-how he needs to hack a completely alien spacecraft with a mid-90s PowerBook. We can’t even get our damn Xboxes to play pirated copies of Step Up 2 the Streets from our computer, and they were made specifically to interact with one another, yet the dude from Jurassic Park somehow manages to encode a goddamn .GIF of a laughing skull in there when he takes out the mothership with the cutting edge power of MacOS 7.6.
But in the seven minutes of cut scenes included in the extended release Independence Day DVD, Goldblum is actually shown tinkering with his PowerBook inside the recovered craft from the Roswell crash site, mumbling something about how the spaceship was running off the same programming language he was able to decipher before (when he first uncovered their invasion plans and all that).
So, he presumably worked from there and was able to code some disruptive program and translate it into their language or whatever. It’s still flimsy as hell, but it at least proves the filmmakers were aware of and willing to address the problem, thus defusing a decade and a half of pent-up nerd-rage.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
They should have included that.
Would have made a lot more sense.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
No shit.
This has always been the very top of the list of dumbest things ever in a movie for me.
Now it doesn’t make the top 50.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yeah, seems like a biggie to leave out.
Then again, they probably also banked on having mostly an audience of me-types who would never notice until someone pointed it out.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
(Though I don't actually like ID4. Certainly not as much as most of LSB seems to.)
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
"something about how the spaceship was running off the same programming language he was able to decipher before (when he first uncovered their invasion plans and all that)."
This still makes like no sense.
But!
~0 sense > 0 sense.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Reading this now.
Absolutely on No. 7. I am a big proponent of the Two Towers being better in EE form.
Most versions of Aliens I’ve seen include No. 5. The first one I saw didn’t, and then the second time I thought I had just missed it.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The same way Ferris subdued Godzilla
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 9:14 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
He's Ian Fucking Malcom, bitch!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Ian, FREEZE!!!!!
(must go faster)
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 15, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Get off the stick!
BLOODY MOVE!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
from that site
Ten Frighteningly Prophetic Parodies from ‘The Critic’
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Awesome
I would like to go back in time, join the Army Air Corps and paint Alison Brie on the side of my B-17.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I'm gonna take Kate Beckinsale...
On the side of my 2010 Tundra.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
I'll put Cameron Diaz on the side of my '04 Jetta where the molding is coming off
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Funny you mention Diaz and mold in the same sentence
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I wouldn't put that bitch in my trunk.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 15, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
OK....you guys
if you say you wouldn’t even put Cameron Diaz in your trunk, you’re clearly lying.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Newberg Report
was awesome today. I’m ready to make some trades.
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Either I had underrated Emmy Rossum for a long time
Or I’m overrating her now based on Shameless.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
You underrated her for a long time.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Such a great show
and she is so damn hot
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Yeah, that's still limiting her
But it’s not like Borbon’s hit tool or Davis’ lack of discipline- more like Holland’s lack of a second fastball.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
by Keynes on Jul 15, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
She looks fine to me
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
so bruce feldman suspended indefinetly for aiding in Mike Leach's "hatin' on ESPN" book
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
I can't believe Adam James is still on the Tech roster.
He made a catch against Baylor (or may have just been an intended receiver) and when his name was broadcast on the PA at the Cotton Bowl, he was booed loudly.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
He didn't even do any publicity for the book.
ESPN look like fools right about now.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i know its sports by brooks, but
Multiple management and editorial sources at ESPN have told me in recent months that Feldman would only participate in the Leach book project upon direct approval from ESPN management – which Feldman indeed received.
ESPN has been fucking up a lot of shit lately.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:50 AM CDT up reply actions
saw a girl at the gym last night with a shirt "talk nerdy to me" on it
thought of all you gys.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 9:50 AM CDT reply actions
The last word was missing a vowel.
Pls advise.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Clearly he was talking to all us goys.
Kinsler and such.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I thought a "goy" was a Gentile
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Actually that's true.
Plus the plural is goyim.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe it is.
I thought it was just hebrew for “people”.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Its Yiddish
for not a Jew.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
The more you learn.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
OJ Simpson
Not a jew.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
im not a nerd.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
should have stopped by addison circle for 32 oz crusher can of milwaukees best light
where did you end up at?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I like the brisket tacos there... and is it thursday nights they are like 2.50?
i think its tuesdays maybe….. thath BJ’s
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
You don't dress sexy enough to get in the one in West Village.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
he doesnt have enough gucci or fake enough titties
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
And the ring won't help because most people in that area are only vaguely aware
there’s a professional baseball team located somewhere in the DFW area.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
"arlington? i think i go shopping there when i go skiing in new mexico"
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Dallas wishes it was Addison.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
FP just did this
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
TDT is getting jealous
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Pretty badass
Have Thorin pics been released yet?
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Looks like everyone but.
But I think the dwarf in the foreground of the first pic here is him.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Yeah, all I could find was a fansite photoshop on the Google
And that was deeply unsatisying.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Saw the Bombur and Bofur pic yesterday too.
Looking very good.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 15, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit. I want a morning thread.
I wanna talk Nunez and Sanchez from the Marlins.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Sanchez' stats are sexified.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Wait, what?
jonmorosi
#Mariners were a nice story in the first half, but now the #Rangers and #Angels are pulling away. Kennedy and Wright could have value
Umm.
Maybe they’re good at scrabble?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
It's not like you can just find replacement level players anywhere
Gotta pay for performance like that.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
i liked buster olney last night on BT
“The Oakland A’s are a rotting franchise going nowhere fast”
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Pretty cool idea...
For six weeks this summer, 28 students from the University of Texas at Austin traveled backward through a supply chain to learn how three products—a 26-inch mountain bike, a pair of medium-wash boot-cut jeans, and a Texas Instruments calculator—made their way from three factories in China to a Target store in Texas.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I'm not sure why I should be impressed by this.
Business schools do this all the time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Well I think it's a cool idea then too, your honor.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
When did I say I was a judge?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You hold court here every day...
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
That doesn't seem fair.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I was ribbing you, Aqua.
I’ll stop now.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Too late, he's already found you in contempt.
Expect a fine.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
In the court of public opinion
I find you ugly.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
microsoft "mistakenly" leaks their new social networking site.
http://gizmodo.com/5821516/microsoft-leaks-social-site-then-says-we-didnt-mean-to-honest
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
i want new boots.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
New rally/double play gif?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:04 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Flagged.
Also holy fuck sizing.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm at work and this image isn't showing for me.
Probably for the best.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
same here..any image blocked by work that is posted by Fenix is a good thing
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I resent that.
Genius artists are always misunderstood.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
not saying anything about your artistic integrity
just that most of the time its NSFW
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Nah, I respect you oppressed sad sacks that can't beez staring at titties and wangs in the open.
I’ll link shit with a warning, but this one, I assure you, is SFW.
Unless people around you just really hate either Christina Hendricks or Bruce Willis. Then you’re on your own.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
What do you do during the day?
Are you at some place of business?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yeah, but I have my own office and laptop.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Do you use your work's network?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Yeah, but we don't have an IT dept or anything.
It’s not a very corporate environment at all.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
well
I highly doubt that the DinoPenis Corporation can distinguish what RF views for work or pleasure, since his job title is “Finder of Amputee Porn Pics.”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
How dare you try and label me with that title.
That was ONE time and I was only doing it for you because I thought you would like it after you mentioned how sexy you find one- armed girls.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
as soon as I hit post
i realized it would’ve been funnier if I labeled you as “Executive VP of Research, Development and Finding Pics of Amputee Girls”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i'm not being completely serious either
needs moar dino penis pics
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
da vinci was pretty well understood, yo
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
It's really weird.
It’s Bruce Willis’ head popping out of the top of Christina Hendricks’ dress.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
This isn't cool
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Does anyone here know where I can watch GoT online that isn't HBO Go or whatever?
Someone mentioned sidereel.com, what’s up with that?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i mentioned sidereel.com
its a site that links to other sites that have the show online. like megavideo, and videoweed, and stuff like that. they have a whole bunch of links, and its really well organized. sometimes you have to wade through a few dead links that have been taken down, or are bad video quality. But ive watched quite a few tv shows through sidereel.com
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Sidereel is a link dump, most of them go down pretty quickly after being posted
Careful of which ones you go to because of malware etc.
Videoebb via sidereel is solid but they have a megavideo-like 72 minute limit.
i havent had any issues with the malware stuff.
they have some crazy pop-up stuff here and there, but as long as you dont click on anything, youll be fine.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
While watching the Sopranos
a few of the links on sidereel just straight up started downloading a trojan for me.
Yeah, not going there...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
thats crazy.
ive watched probably around 10 different complete series of shows and never had that problem.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I think that if you stick to the more familiar links on there
you’ll be fine. Videoebb, videoweed, megavideo are the ones I know are okay.
I use TV Blinkx
and Filestube. HBO is pretty good about taking those links down though so you gotta be quick.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Those two sites are the reason I canceled Netflix.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
how can i NOT click an article with this title?
Broken spell: Final ‘Harry Potter’ film installment bittersweet for some area fans
below it: Most days, she’s just a Muggle.
good quotes from the longivew article:
"It’s magic and friendship and loyalty and morals," Coleman, 20, said. "It’s so much."
And it all ended at midnight.
Coleman is a Severus Snape fan because "he’s brave."
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I was under the impression Coleman was a girl.
“Most days, she’s just a Muggle”
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Kiss more guys, Coleman!
Your weird love of Harry Potter and one of its characters is evidence you like girls!
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
this ladys hummus and pita chips are stinking up the whole damn dept.
son of a bitch.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:17 AM CDT reply actions
Euphamism?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
no shes pounding hummus and pita chips.. the hummus smells like a monkey fuckin a muskrat
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Rule 34?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
First pic on GIS is not on topic, but funny.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 15, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
i want to hear about how you know what a monkey fucking a muskrat smells like
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Would you bang a harcore Harry Potter fangirl?
Like one who dresses up in the glasses and lightning bolt and all that stupid shit?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
i probably would, yeah
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah if she played the role to climax
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
What if you were guaranteed the best sex of your life
but at climax she turned into a monkey fucking a muskrat?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
had a girlfriend that would do that.
She dressed as Bellatrix Lestrange for one movie, Cho Chang for one movie.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions
I dont know what either of those means.
Anime? Disney villains?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
i had a girl dress up as tinkerbell.. but it was halloween... either way it was cool
she wore her wings and got on top
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I put on my hat and wizard robe...
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Hummus stinks?
It should smell like chickpeas, lemon and garlic.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
We learned yesterday from ballpark french fry discussion some people hate garlic smell.
Weirdos…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Its not a good smell...
Its fine in like garlic bread or something, but that’s the extent of the garlic smell.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
roasted, baked, or even just sauteed garlic is ethereal.
raw garlic can be quite pungent, I’ll give you that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I always feel this way
sauteed onions, bell peppers, and garlic is one of the best smells in the world. Too bad it doesn’t taste quite as good as it smells.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't mind the garlic smell
but the garlic fries at the ballpark smell terrible. I can’t stand it.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
looking for place to eat in dallas
probably just going to be me at the moment, north of 30 & 75 lol
any suggestions?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
wendy's
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
You want to sit down? Grab and go?
If you want to sit down, I’d suggest The Common Table. Something faster, maybe EatZis?
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
yes it is.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
i am an EatZi's fan
happy to sit down, may have some time before meeting up with my friend…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
what is eatzi's?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
cool texas stuff
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Strangely...
I’m pretty sure he has one like in Minnesota.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
not lunch fwiw, dinner
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
The Anvil Pub...
Fucking mac and cheese is orgasmic.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 15, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
What about the normal mac and cheese?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
It's actually called...
“Kickass Mac and Cheese” and it does just that.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 15, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh is Merdian Room still open over in Exposition?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
i dont know if that is a good lunch rec? he might get raped.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
que?
Something happen over there? Or just commenting on the area in general?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
sketchy area... i enjoyed myself the one time i went there though.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
He just hipsters.
Even though they’re probably the least threatening demographic I can think of.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
*just hates hipsters.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
what if they are hipster murderers.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
The food's fantastic...or at least it was when I was there.
It’s the same folks who opened the Libertine on Greenville.
Fun fact: I proposed to my wife at the Libertine.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Spontaneously?
Like you were just there and thought, “fuck this french dip sandwich is so kick ass. Will you marry me?”
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh, no, it was planned
We used to hang out there a lot, and her brother worked there, so he helped me set it up.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
No, hipster is now a verb.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Totally:
“That dude is hipstering his way to the Maps and Atlases concert.”
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Skinny Capris AND a fix gear bike?
Now that’s what I call gettin’ out-hipstered.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
from SI's Stewart Mandel:
If you appreciate journalists who do their job professionally and with respect … then boycott ESPN. Seriously.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:25 AM CDT reply actions
why?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
The Craig James / Texas Tech thing.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Well, and ESPN in general is a tabloid at this point, for the most part.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
I think it's worse than that.
They have an active agenda for their tabloid, and only talk about specific stories because of it.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll be honest
I don’t usually watch mutch ESPN these days. I watch as many Rangers and Mavs games as I can, watch EVERY Cowboys game, watch anyone playing hockey anytime anywhere and that’s about it. I don’t watch SportsCenter because I don’t give a fuck how the Mets did or what happened in the Lakers game.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
x
I stopped SportsCenter years ago, and have now stopped watching Baseball Tonight entirely as well. Literally the only time I turn on ESPN is if the Rangers or Aggies are playing on that network. I truly hate it.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
It really is astonishing what ESPN did to Feldman
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 15, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Got my copy of NCAA '12 yesterday.
Enjoying it so far. Haven’t played dynasty yet, since I’m waiting til I can download the real rosters (our internet is out at the moment), but I played a little RTG and it was pretty fun. I also spent half an hour playing around with conferences… it’s way more fun that it has any right to be.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
you on PS3?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Yep
BrontoCSI (it’s actually my roommate’s gamertag)
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
is it hella slow for you on things?
not in game
i am Manwithno__Name
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah loading to get into a game seems to take forever,
although simulating through a couple weeks of RTG didn’t seem to take any longer than normal. I think I need to spend some more time with it to really figure it out.
I’ll look you up once I get internet back… fucking Comcast.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
comcast is the worst company in the world.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Did the graphics get fixed from the demo?
Seemed uglier than it had in years.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
They looked fine to me
The NCAA demos usually look like shit. I do feel like the presnap graphics have regressed though (like showing routes on the field and that stuff).
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
So, I need a new suit (for a job interview)
I know nothing about suits. I have two in my closet, both 6-7 years old.
Where should I go? What should I look for? What does a decent suit cost?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
this is a deep question... i just always go to the jos a bank buy 3 suits for 650.00 sale
i would say between 2-600 for a decent suit.. of course they can go up to the thousands of dollars if you want.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
agreed. jos a banks makes some quality suits, especially with their "deals"
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Jos. A. Bank is having a 2 for 1 sale right now.
Go this weekend – you can go for the cheaper ones which will run about $400, or on up to $600, $750…
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Take a big car if you go to Jos. A. Bank, though
Because if you buy one of anything, you get like 212 suits for free.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I know I've asked you before -
But do you have to wear a suit every day?
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Not even close.
I’m wearing a Nike golf polo and khakis right now.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
So you're not really a lawyer
You’re a coach.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Not exactly.
It’s Friday and I’m the only one in the office.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
What's the rule for you?
Anytime judge is on the bench you have to wear a coat and tie?
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
If we have anything in court that day, whether I go in or not, I wear a suit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sandals.
Academia woo.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Home office FTW
I’m wearing a pair of Rangers knit shorts and a T-shirt – no shoes at all.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 15, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I would expect nothing less of you
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 15, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh I spend over half the time
with my shoes off and one foot tucked under me on the chair.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I went to K&G over by me in Richardson and got a great suit I really like and only spent $150 or so I think
including taxes and alterations.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
*if you go with jos a bank... do not use their tailor... take it to your own and it
will be a ton cheaper… dont buy their accesseries either ties, shoes, belts either… they are over priced.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
seconded. i did this last time i bought a suit from them. took it to a different tailor.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Their tailors suck, too.
At least, the one time I got something tailored by them. They just fucked it up. Very dissatisfied with their tailor job.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Their non-iron shirts are great, won that competition the WSJ ran a couple of years back
You should only buy on sale there (not hard it’s 50% of the time) or if not they do have a corporate card (not a credit card and costs nothing to join) for 20% off anytime
by thedudeabides on Jul 15, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
obviuosly you know about the first point
I don’t know how well the corporate card is know. I lived above one for about 2 years before I found out
by thedudeabides on Jul 15, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Michael Scott loves the Men's Warehouse.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Jos A Banks is always running pretty good deals
I got one of their “Signature” suits for $275 (regularly in the $700ish range). Best suit I’ve ever owned.
Can’t remember when it is, but Dillards runs a pretty kickass suit sale once a year (I want to say it happened in the summer?)..Ralph Lauren suits for <$300.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
FP:
“You should go to the Salvation Army. But when you go, ride your ten-speed. They have a wide array of old vintage t-shirts and tweed jackets that may or may not contain bum urine which is soooo 2009. If you ask about “skinny jeans” they will only refer you to the children’s section which actually works out better."
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Meh
Used to look for shit at Salvation Army when I was in college – they just don’t really have much good shit very often.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
apparently I should read the subthread FIRST before making the same post that everyone else made
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
winter
usually around jan 1st
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Killer
Sounds like Jos A Banks is the place. I was thinking suits were more expensive for some reason.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
They can get realllllllly expensive if you want them to be
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
The nicest suit I own was a gift given to the wedding party of my brother-in-law’s wedding. His father-in-law owns Stanley Korschak. I shudder to think what that suit cost.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Woah
Only time I have ever been in there was for a benefit thing (girlfriend at the time worked for Neiman Marcus), and just wandering around looking at prices of everything was silly. Ridiculous shirts were like $250.
Does your bro in law have a sister?
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Sure.
My wife.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jul 15, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My plan to marry into the Stanley Korschak fortune has been foiled.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Call AJM. Get it fixed.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 15, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I was looking at some of their stupid "Hickey/Brioni/Zegna isn't good enough for me chit
for 5,000 can sell you this suit, for 10,000 we can sell you this one and have it tailored by our tailor who is certified by the maker in Italy, for 25,000 (and this was about 7 years ago) we can the maker’s tailor in to measure you and, of course if you buy multiples we can lower the price of each suit below 25K
WTF
by thedudeabides on Jul 15, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Your brother-in-law's father-in-law...
Your father owns Stanley Korschak?!?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions
No, fuck no.
My father sells Fords in Granbury.
My wife’s brother is married to a girl whose father owns Korschak.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Ohhhh
I thought your wife’s dad was the SK dude.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
God, I wish.
That dude has a 90+ foot yacht in the Bahamas.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It's good you clarified.
I was considering Talented Mister Ripleying you.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I was joking
and then after I posted realized that I’m not sure your father is actually his father-in-law at all. Is there even a term for what your father is to your wife’s brother?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Nothing, I guess.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
a human
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
get you a nice french cuff "thomas pink" shirt and you will get the job
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Normally I'd just roll in there with an old suit
but doing some checking, and this guy seems like the kind dude that would give a fuck about whether my shirt was Thomas Pink or not.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I'm a huge fan of Brooks Brothers shirts.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I've never bought one.
I do have a couple Jos. A. Bank shirts, and I hate them. Super blousy, just kind of terrible.
I like Banana Republic Slim Fit shirts, especially their no-wrinkle ones. They’re really solid.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
They run a deal every so often that is 3 shirts for $200.00.
I do that every time.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Oh man, that sounds good.
I’ll have to keep an eye out.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
I love them.
And they will basically tailor the shirts to you for no charge. My wife ordered 3 for my birthday and had them here tailored to me in about 3 days.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
i have a few of those too. quality.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
3 shirts for $200?
are they stitched together with dinosaur tendons?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
dinosaur tendons from the penis, to be more exact
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
they run the 3 for 200 which is good.. they will last forever
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Brooks Brothers?
I’ve had more trouble with their shirts fraying and not lasting than any other brand.
Really?
I haven’t had any problems with mine at all.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yeah.
I’ve had three that have frayed and basically feel apart. I use Land End for my generic dress shirts now. I can handle a $30 shirt not holding up a bit better. Lands End tailored cut shirts are a much better fit than Brook’s slim fit too.
I use Charles Tyrwhitt or T.M. Lewin for dress shirts, but my work is business casual so I don’t have to worry about it too much.
Me too
they change suppliers often. I have gotten many great shirts from them, and many crappy ones. I buy one, if it doesn’t break down I stock up
by thedudeabides on Jul 15, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Extra Slim Non Irons and BBBF (on sale) are the only things worth what they cost at that place
Pre-markdowns that is.
3 for 200 is a pretty crappy deal.
by LiamP on Jul 15, 2011 11:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
wear what Casey Anthony wore when the verdict was announed
which is a shirt from the “Harry & Lloyd” collection at Burlington Coat Factory
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
PSA: Your work email
River Fenix and his NSFW posting habits reminded me of an important concept that everyone should know, but many seem to forget.
Everything you do at work [assuming you have an IT department or aren’t a tiny company] is logged.
It may not be actively monitored… but then again it might.
If you have a sexual conversation with another co-worker or someone outside of work and use naughty words, those words may set off the email filter to have your email reviewed.
We probably get at least 6 or so a year of REALLY explicit conversation where people are cybering via their work email.
This is dumb. Don’t do it.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
SHARE THESE!!!
And I’m totally SFW now, bro!
GoET rehabilitated me.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't personally see them anymore.
I used to, but It’s not relevant to my current position. But I hear about them from the admins who do over lunch.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Haven't they heard of sexting?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Funny story about that.
If your work provides your phone and it’s a blackberry… that can be logged as well.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Heh
Well I neither work for a company nor own a blackberry, so I’m (hypothetically) safe.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
but the government is watching
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Not to mention God.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
And deceased loved ones.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
And Santa Claus.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I purposely send emails frommy work account with the words "this place fucking sucks ass"
just so they’ll know how unhappy I am.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
hahaha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:40 AM CDT reply actions
Wait, what the hell is happening here?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
water jet pack fail. and its hilarious haha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Why does that fucking camerman zoom out
for the money shot??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
the guy is supposed to fly off or something.
also, i like how the channel is FOX69
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I'm buying your "she doesn't have a lot of friends" defense.
I think she has tons of slutty, hot friends just thirsting for dong, and you’re keeping them at bay, trying to score a 5 way.
….Which I guess I can’t fault you for, BUT STILL.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
share the wealth
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
thats how loblaws son got pink eye
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
heh
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
you intentionally fart in your 3-year old's face 20 times to teach him a lesson about not being an asshole and he gets pink eye
and you never hear the end of it
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
this may be the 2nd funniest thing ive ever read on LSB
Besides River Fenix rendition of RKelly " and after the party, its the magic time machine lobby"
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I forgot about that one
a true classic
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Dallas has been ranked the 7th worst place to lose your cell phone
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 10:56 AM CDT reply actions
Why the fuck would anybody rank that?
The worst place to lose your cell phone is wherever you’re at, because losing your cell phone sucks.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 15, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
How the hell didn't Dallas get beat out by "Active Volcano?" That has to be a WAY worst place to lose your phone
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I would think "bottom of the ocean" would be pretty bad.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
so how is one place worse than the other?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
"Inside a midget hooker's snatch" is worse than "at the counter of Starbucks."
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Less likely to be taken, used, and not returned at the Starbucks, I'd wager.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
thats probably true.... u ever see girls hookin' in OKC?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah
they’re pretty hot.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by that I mean it was 107 outside yesterday, so they're probably pretty sunburned and shit
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 15, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have you ever seen an attractive girl in Oklahoma?
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
my wife is from Oklahoma
so I guess the answer is “I used to”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 15, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's why she married someone from out of state:
She’s out of Oklahoma weirdos’ leagues.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
the facebook phone
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 11:06 AM CDT reply actions
yes it is
http://gizmodo.com/5821278/lets-just-pretend-this-isnt-the-facebook-phone
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Gizmodo gave it a decent review
Especially considering the price point
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
This absolutely will fail
You can’t go two generations back in technology and expect people to buy the thing.
I'll bet I'd hate every person who uses that.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Okay, that makes it sound less weird than my initial reaction.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
The fuck is this bullshit? Everyone doing work something?
POST SOMETHING FUNNY/PROVOCATIVE/CONTROVERSIAL!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
the last three subthreads have been started by me.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Work sucks
especially when you can blow it off so much and then one day actually have a whole lot to do.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
I didn't even have to look to see who posted this...
heh
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 15, 2011 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry
I just unburied myself from the work pile I had going. Still catching up.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Looks kinda like Benji.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
This is in Nevada?!
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Prospect Voting
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/15/2277366/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-19
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/15/2277366/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-19
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/15/2277366/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-19
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
katie just texted me and said she got a "sugar wax" instead of a "brazillion wax"
i guess they use natural sugar to rip that shit off… i have no idea. apparently its healthier for the skin.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 11:29 AM CDT reply actions
Pics or it didn't happen
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
hahaha
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah.
“Brazillion” is for the number,
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
And that's not even a real number.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
shhhhh, don't ruin it
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
You shouldn't use real names around here.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought you guys would find this "CS, B" fairly entertaining
So yesterday there wasn’t a whole lot to do at work (not a lot of calls or paperwork) so I decide I’m going to go out and stop a few cars to get my boss off my ass. I pick a road that has lots of signs, the speed limit seems appropriate for that road and that gives the cars a chance to see me from a ways off (I’m not about sneaking up on motherfuckers). Well, I see a car doing 17 over the limit. We’re in business. As she’s passing me, I put the car in drive and she throws her hands up all disgusted. I get in behind and turn my lights on and she pulls so hard to the right that she almost goes off the road. As I walk up, she just hands her license out the window. I think “maybe she’s having a bad day…I’ll be extra nice.” So I say “afternoon, ma’am. I’m Sgt. Loblaw. May I …” and she screams out “I DON’T HAVE MY FUCKING INSURANCE!” I say,
“OK. Is this your current address on your license?”
“WHY DO YOU GIVE A FUCKING FUCK?”
“Wel, ma’am, we need to have your current address on the ticket or warning.”
“FINE. THAT’S IT.”
“Can I get a contact number for you?”
“WHY? ARE YOU GONNA CALL ME TO GET ME TO FUCK YOU LATER?”
“No. I can assure you that I will not do that. There’s a space on the form for a phone number.”
“FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOUR PHONE NUMBER.”
“Well, It’s not my phone number, it’s yours that I need.”
“FUCK YOU!”
“Ok. Hang tight here for aminute and I’ll be back with your shortly”
I go back to the car and run her license and the only thing on her record is a stop sign a year ago. So I decide to write her for 10 over instead of 17 because it’s cheaper and it will keep it from putting points on her license.
I go back up to the car:
“Ma’am, here’s your license back. You’ve been issue a citation for speeding, but I only wrote you for 10 over…”
“FUCK YOU DICKFACE!”
“Ma’am, my name is not Dickface. It’s Sgt. Loblaw”
“I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU GODDAMNED NAME IS”
Ok..you need to sign here (and I go into my spiel about how signing the ticket is only a promise to appear, 30 days, bla bla bla)." Then she tries to snatch the ticket book out of my hand, which I find very comical at this point.
“Ma’am, that belongs to me. Please don’t take my property without asking first.”
“WILL YOU JUST HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GIVE ME MY FUCKING TICKET, ASSHOLE?”
“Ok..here you go (hand her her copy).”
“I HOPE YOU GO BACK TO YOUR CAR AND CHOKE ON A DICK!”
“Ma’am, I don’t put dicks in my mouth. that’s disgusting.”
“WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DO”
“Ma’am, is that a hate crime? Thats a very serious offense. Do I need to contact the FBI?”
“YOU CAN CONTACT YOUR OWN DICK!”
And then she drives away.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
by Bob Loblaw on Jul 15, 2011 11:30 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
This actually happened?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yes
it was absolutely the most incredible/funny thing I’ve been involved with in a while
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
and the entire time
I’ll bet you are thinking that you can’t wait to post this on LSB. You almost broke the internet with the length but good story.
I was hoping another officer came by just to witness
i showed my boss the tape and he couldn’t stop laughing at the “choke on a dick” sequence
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
even more awesomeness
QUESTION: how differently (if at all) would you have reacted to this treatment from a male
by thedudeabides on Jul 15, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions
late reply
I probably wouldn’t have “joked around” with it so much, but most of the irate ticket receivers I’ve had were men. You’re obviously on your toes a bit more because you’re more likely to get assaulted by a man, but I am not going to let some person who is mad they got caught breaking the law make my blood pressure rise.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
the violation dictates the action
I try very hard not to let someone’s attitude talk me into an enforcement action
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
So
Was she hot?
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I wouldn't have even done her with Cameron Diaz's dick
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Has any hot girl ever offered a topless peek in exchange for getting out of a ticket?
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
nope
you all will be the first to know if/when it does
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
heh damn straight
cool story tho…..Geez thats ballsy to go off on a cop like that.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
I just couldn't deal with crazy assholes who already have road rage.
As an aside: when a cop pulls you over for speeding and goes back to his car to run your info, he really just sits there an extra five or ten minutes to piss you off right? Like, “oh, this guy’s already in a hurry and he’s being a dick, so I’ll just take his license and listen to the radio for a while until he’s so late to whatever he was trying to get to that he doesn’t even care anymore.”
You know you do.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
it takes a few minutes sometimes
but the majority of my stops are 5 minutes in length
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I think "You can contact your own dick" may be my new favorite catchphrase.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
signature?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
It is sig-worthy.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 15, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
this is a real story that actually happened to you?
Seriously, Sgt. Dickface?
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
so you could have taken her to jail if you wanted right?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Totally should have done that instead
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Unfortunately, he will probably just be contacting his own dick tonight.
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No one can love someone better than they can love themselves
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
for what?
speeding and no insurance?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
For pissing you off.
HEY BITCH, YOUR TAILLIGHT IS OUT nightstick
ALSO WAIT IS THAT SOME COKE IN YOUR PURSE?
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
fiction
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
real
I promise
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Have you ever pulled over a LSB member?
“Hello sir, I’m officer Loblaw”
FUCKING LOBLAW ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? LET MY ASS GO.
looking at the nametag is cheating
when pulled over you are to roll down your window, wait for the cop to approach and yell “the 40 trumps all!!” while speeding off.
If he chases you, you know it isn’t Loblaw
by thedudeabides on Jul 15, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
That is the GENIUS of my plan
If it IS Loblaw, everybody wins.
If it is NOT Loblaw, I get sent to jail and get my charges dismissed by providing information about a child abuser who once deliberately farted on his 3 year old’s face 20 times.
It is really a win-win for everyone (other than Officer Bob).
by thedudeabides on Jul 15, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
And if they don’t take the bait immediately, this:
Me: “Well there was some serious injury sustained”
Cops: “What kind/describe”
Me: “Not until you let me go bitches, but I will tell you it involved a sworn officer, a three year old and -the- pink eye”
Cops: Dear god man, we agree to your terms
Either that or I get sentenced to life by a masturbating judge with no pants on. Either way, gonna be a pretty good story
by thedudeabides on Jul 15, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I still can't believe the masturbating judge is real
It just seems so unbelievable to me. How the hell did he expect nobody to notice?
xx
"Can I get a contact number for you?"
"WHY? ARE YOU GONNA CALL ME TO GET ME TO FUCK YOU LATER?"
"No. I can assure you that I will not do that.
this made me laugh out loud in my office lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
That lady seemed pissed
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 15, 2011 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
so i have to go turn in my bama license and get a texas one.
not looking forward this fucking process at all.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 11:42 AM CDT reply actions
I've had the same picture on my DL
For nine years. I kinda wanna go get a new picture anyway cause that Ceasar haircut back in the day doesn’t look as cool now.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 15, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
my current one:
my picture from when i was 18. its awesome.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Same here
7:15 AM on St. Pattys Day 2006. I was definitely in the “U MAD” category that day.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I had an old picture on my DL for a long time.
Then I shaved my head, grew a goatee, and put on some weight. After a casino guard spent a minute double checking my picture before he would let me in, I decided that it was time for an update.
"you are now the chris nolan of LSB posters." -TideNtexas 4/21/11
Deadspin did the 100 worst Baseball Players of all time
Some pretty good stuff in there.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Just read it
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 15, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Meaning this was already posted?
Or you’re just giving us an update?
Or you’re giving me an imperative?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Heh
I didn’t know what else to write, and I already pushed “Enter.”
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 15, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Antyone down for getting together tonight - location TBD -
and watching the game, and staying out afterwards, speak now or forever hold your piece.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
im game
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
No one in Dallas (Uptown) bars gives two shits about the Rangers!
We watched Hamilton’s walk off monster dong at Christie’s and hardly anyone was there.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
x
In Addison, we fight with the bars to even get the game on Television at all…
by FuturePants on Jul 15, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
You know my feelings on Twin Peaks.
Second only to Magic Time Machine.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I just noticed this said Twink Peaks.
This is not what I had in mind, Adam.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
im not even 100% sure i can make it out tonight
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.
It was your idea.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Try being a Stars fan...
Bars are very non coopoerative.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 15, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Til the playoffs at least.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Truf.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 15, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Fox and Hound in Lewisville is good about always having local games on
But there is no such thing as a fan there. And their TVs suck.
I heard there's a Frankie's in Lewisville.
I imagine the patrons there are probably noticeably different than the one in Uptown.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
That was 'patrons' like customers,
not bottles of Patrons
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
its not that bad. ive been there plenty of times. waitresses are hot
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Then I take it that means you want to join our wolfpack tonight?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Do you like beer, chicks, and weed?
And Rangers baseball?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I just assume everybody likes this.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 15, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
You should party in Denton tonight
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
I'm telling you... if you want to go some place where people care about the Rangers game
Go to Lucky Lou’s
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I heard about that.
In fact I think there was a big Ticket party there for GAME 6 (always in all caps).
I’d be down for going if I had a permanent DD or a couch in Denton to crash on. I happen to know it’s an $80 cab ride from Addison to Denton.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Are they mutually inclusive?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
It's the wife's birthday, so I'm spoken for tonight.
But if we wanted to set up a watching party at Lou’s for a potential ALDS game or something, it would be well worth it.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well now, if this is actually going to happen
I’m down too.
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
well shit
the wife likes drinks…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So........
I’ve got an email out to the Mrs about this Lou’s thing….
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
she's got to like beer, chicks, weed, and Rangers baseball
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
hmmmm
i MIGHT for a little while?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Ronald Dee House, was added to the texas top 10 most wanted sex offenders list on july 13th, 2011
Ronald Dee House was taken off the list after being captured on july 13th, 2011
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 15, 2011 11:57 AM CDT reply actions
umm, cool?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
halfway to Seattle - Delta sucks
Clear skies in Salt Lake, 2 hr mechanical delay. On tv tonite I’ll be the guy w/ his luggage in his fucking lap.
by Schoolly_D on Jul 15, 2011 12:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Officer Loblaw!
I need you to move to Dallas so you can help me out exactly like this, should shit get real.
(Hilarious story about getting out of a date using a cop’s help.)
Dude looks like he does weird shit.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
He would absolutely lose (or win, depending on your outlook) a game of "I have never."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That's exactly what I was thinking about when I said that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
The cocked eybrow implies he knows something you don't know.
But the slanted, creepy smirk tells you you don’t want to know what it is.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
The cocked eybrow implies he knows something you don't know.
But the slanted, creepy smirk tells you you don’t want to know what it is.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
the fuck is going on here?
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Well, I believe that the cocked eyebrow implies he knows something you don't know.
But the slanted, creepy smirk tells you you don’t want to know what it is.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jul 15, 2011 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like that.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
So are you people too cool for Harry Potter?
Am I the only one who went to the midnight showing?
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jul 15, 2011 12:46 PM CDT reply actions
arent you the same one that said nancy liebermann is a cougar?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL, what?
That sure as hell wasn’t me.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jul 15, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey buddy, get a load of the NERD?
Pardon?
/absolutely one of my favorite Simpsons moments ever and a rec to you good sir.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I had tickets but didn't go.
although it wasn’t midnight, it was 10 PM
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
We'll probably now go next week sometime.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
I suggested it, but we'll be going later with the in-laws.
SB Nation Dallas-Ft. Worth - Christopher Fittz is better than porn!
Cirque du Sirois having an "Ask a Pornstar" segment in 15 mins
Their transition was: speaking of Fister, we’ll be talking to a pornstar in a few minutes.
Don’t know who the pornstar is
Rachel Starr
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 15, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I just thought the transition was funny
Probably won’t even listen to the segment. Speaking of Fister!
Haha
I don’t know why they’re bringing her in to the station…I mean…what does she bring to the table?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 15, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
fister information?
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Underrated
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 15, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
7/10
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 15, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
The Ticket is NOT a sports talk station
It’s more of a “guys sitting around shooting the shit” station that occasionally touches on sports. A pornstar fits right in.
Whoa, seriously??
She’s major bro.
Grown men have openly wept at the site of her rear end.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 15, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
she’s going on air in about 15 minutes
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 15, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoa, she lives in Dallas??
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I had never heard of her
Then again, I can’t really name any pornstars at all. A quick google search shows over 260 clips on 4tube. Sounds prolific.
She is very talented.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
She is one of my absolute faves.
And was fantastic as Sara Paylin
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Hadn't heard of her until yesterday
Guess I need to catch up on my porn watching. BTW, that clip is safe for work, just a funny interview with a pornstar.
Watching it now.
“How long does it take, after you swallow a black man’s semen, for your jump shot to improve?”
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Haha that was great
What’s the hardest part about interracial scenes? Constantly bailing the black guys out of jail?
It's a comedy interview
You’re still allowed to be racist in comedy. Unless you go all Kramer and start yelling NI**ER at your crowd.
Yeah it really didn't bother me,
just imagining that the interviewer was most probably a white guy who had been wanting to make some black jokes in public for a while and never had the opportunity.
Louis CK is really the only person
who I would be completely comfortable laughing with if he made those same jokes.
Did you see that Talking Funny special with him?
They joke about how he’s the only white guy who uses the N word in his act
"In fact, most of these free-swinging Padres couldn’t hit Dock’s funky palm ball. I threw it often. But by then, also, the first acid distractions entered: the TV flickered; the cracks in the wall started to move; the hand soap started to breathe — those sorts of things. Plus I was drawn to the outdoor garden between innings. Rain was near, I sensed." - A.J. Daulerio
Haha. "Is it true that a black dick tastes like black licorace?"
“No, I wish that was true though”
“What does a black dick taste like then??”
“It tastes like dick.”
“Ughh.”
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I guess the upside of interviewing a pornstar
Is that they aren’t going to be coy or hold back in any way. They don’t have anything to hide haha.
So, for those interested in the TSA thing
John Pistole will be on CBS Evening News tonight, laying out more info about the trusted traveler initiative and moving to a and intelligence/risk based org instead of one size fits all.
If you’re not interested: tits.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
Day 2 of 2 on my longest break of the season...
Fuck being a lifeguard. Seriously.
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
by The Hutch on Jul 15, 2011 12:57 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Where do you guard at?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 15, 2011 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Hurricane Harbor. Home of rednecks, pedophiles, and the mentally insane
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
by The Hutch on Jul 15, 2011 1:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Ouch.
I was a guard at Addison Athletic Club for the past 3 years and it was great. But I think that might be one of the best lifeguarding jobs in dallas… and I’ve heard bad things about having to guard in a big park like that. My friend actually cut his head open on one of the bridges over the lazy river a few years ago and we had to go to the first-aid tent.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Fact.
Saw Emily Jones there a couple of times last summer, in fact.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
AAC and Great Wolf Lodge are like heaven, so I've heard.
Harbor is a good way for a kid out of high school like myself to make a quick buck, but I honestly couldn’t see myself working here more than this summer. The kid place (Hooks Lagoon) is the worst.
How exactly did your friend bust his head? Was he hanging off the edge or something? The worst thing I’ve had to deal with was some little girl busting her knee on Geronimo.
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
could be worse... could be like the city of garland public pool
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
It's that bad, huh?
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
AAC is amazing, best summer job ever.
My friend was just jumping to touch the bridge I guess, and he went too high and hit his head? It wasn’t that bad at first, then we went to the bathroom to check it out and it started bleeding. Then the guard told us to go to the first aid pavilion, so we jumped the fence of the party patio thing in front of the wave pool and ran across. He ended up getting his head glued.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Yikes.
People try to jump and touch that thing all the time, but I haven’t seen anyone get severely hurt in the river yet.
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
I mean he wasn't severely hurt
but he did have to stay out of the water for a week or two (he was a swimmer) and his hair looked a little funny since they had to cut some of it.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
so the headline "Colon Pounded"
on espn…i was like whoa
/cs,b
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
heres a new thread for you no ball pussy losers
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by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 15, 2011 1:22 PM CDT reply actions
Isn't "no ball, pussy lovers" an oxymoron?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
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