7/18 OT Thread -- NO SPOILERS
by chief on Jul 18, 2011 6:20 AM CDT
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They say it might rain today. I call bullshit.
Some of us DVR our Sunday night stories, so PLEASE, no spoilers for any show that aired last night.
64
A great fire began that ultimately destroyed most of Rome. The emperor Nero blamed it on Christians and began the first Roman persecution of them.
1925
The first volume of Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf was published.
1936
The Spanish Civil War began.
1947
President Harry S. Truman signed the Presidential Succession Act.
1976
14-year-old Romanian gymnast Nadia Comaneci earned the first perfect score, a ten, at the Olympics and went on to score six more tens and win three gold medals.
1999
New York Yankee David Cone pitched the 16th perfect game in baseball history.
Read more: This Day in History: July 18 — Infoplease.com http://www.infoplease.com/dayinhistory#ixzz1SSGISjTg
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Defensive driving
SUCKS
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
stay out of trouble and you wouldn't have to do it...
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I'm like Maverick and Goose.
I have the need for speed. (And I get ticketed for going less than 10 over.)
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Be more Maverick than Goose
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
by boomer1 on Jul 18, 2011 7:23 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i need to do this for the ticket i got friday
FFFFFFFFF
motorcycle cop in longview texas? wtf. i have been in longview on/off my entire life and have NEVER ONCE seen one of those guys.
NOT ONCE
then again, being a motorcycle traffic patrolman on a day when it is over 100*? not sure who got it worse…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
That's what I'm doing.
But since I’m 24, I’m required to do defensive driving.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Since I'm under 25, I am required to do defensive driving if I choose deferred adjudication.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
that blows donkey
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I don't remember that being the case
I don’t really see the point of doing deferred adjudication if you have to do DD anyway. Is there something I’m missing?
I took defensive diving less than a year before I got this ticket.
So in order for this ticket to be dismissed I was offered deferred. And since I’m under 25, yaddayaddayadda.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
driving*
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
That doesn't make sense, and really blows if that's the way they do it now.
I haven’t gotten a ticket in years (knock wood), but it used to be you’d have the option of doing one or the other: Deferred Adjudication OR DD.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Not how I remember it either.
I got 2 tickets back in college and did deferred adjudication on both…no DD required. I wonder if it’s different by jurisdiction.
May be.
Denton County is the only one I have tickets in. It used to be you could do DD or DA once every sixth month if you didn’t get another ticket in that time.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
This was in Denton County.
Roanoke blows.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Is that why you were up so damn early?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Yup.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I would've been done by now, but I fell asleep.
I’m on the second to last sectiod though.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Jeeeez.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
But you can only do it once a year
You’ve been driving since you were 12?
by jbrown08 on Jul 18, 2011 1:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Well if he averaged 2 tickets a year it would make sense.
Once for just regular defensive driving and then once for deferred adjudication.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Once per year per jurisdiction.
At least in my experience.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It might be now. I don't know if it always has been.
Deferred adjudication isn’t, though.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yeah I knew that wasn't
I had used deferred adjudication within 2 weeks of each other in 2 separate counties when I was 19 or so.
I did it within 2 months in Arlington because they were dumb enough to let me.
Then later they sent me a note saying that because of a clerical error, both tickets had been dismissed entirely.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Good Marrow LSB
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
wait, there's marrow?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
isn't that the shit inside bones...
I guess you are not up on Ole English vernacular…. or is it Old? Always get those mixed up…
I guess I will chalk that up to my tragic lack of “40’s” during my formative years…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
He should've said "Good morrow"
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
This is true
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
and that is why I am a statitician
fucking words… love to read them, hate trying to figure out which one is which…
Good I can’t spell, that you lord for that little red squiggly line…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Morrow
not marrow.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
LOL
Thanks teach!
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
I do what I can
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
What subject do you teach?
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
just leaving this here:
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
i do not
i am aware of it (2 of my really good friends play, both are/were in gold league)
you play?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah it takes a while to learn
but is probably the most gratifying video game experience once you get the hang of it.. I watch this guy’s stream a lot, you should check it out if you ever feel like it.
one of those 2 friends keep TRYING to lure me to play
but i am trying to not jump too deep into more games considering what i am currently playing lol
also am waiting on the old republic to see if it is going to be good or not lol
in the mena time i try to stick w/ TF2 - though i do watch some scii streams sometimes…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:43 AM CDT up reply actions
TF2!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
I've tried to get into that game since the free release,
It just seems too chaotic for me to enjoy thoroughly. CSS is the better steam-engine game.
*tear*
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
what is your steam name?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
+1
i was ok for the first round
the second round killed me.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I can't ever do any the 2nd go around
I am literally all pushed out.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Second time doing that workout I paced myself a little better.
Managed to get in about 4 of them at the end, not from the knees.
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
what ever happened to the dude trying to pick you up that knew nothing of the Rangers?
did he go back and try for round 2?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
He finally got the hint and left me alone.
At one point he said he wanted to watch me doing whatever I was doing, which was posting in the GDT.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
that is pretty fucking sad...
I guess that is why I am glad I am not a chick… Would have told the dude to buy me a drink and fuck off… Shit like that is creepy..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
you should have said it on the GDT
then read him the responses
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to keep posting these if you don't mind.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Yep.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Has happened to me on more than one occasion.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
what are these?
all blocked @ work for me
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:50 AM CDT up reply actions
An internet meme.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
First day of Design I, I got an exacto blade stuck in my thumb. My TA made jokes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Alright last one then back to defensive driving.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
such hate in this one...
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
This is one I used to relate to all the time.....
Back in the day when I was playing in volleyball leagues and tournaments everyday, I would always have to tell new co-workers that I play. They would always say…. “Yea, I love to play too in my backyard on this make-shift net!! We should play sometime. I like to try and spike the ball. lololololol.”
Sorry, Bub…..you and I don’t play the same game of volleyball.
- sports are fun. -
I don't get it.
I’ve gotten countless “oh I love computers!” or “my son/daughter is really good with computers!” or “oh I’m a huge computer game player” comments, and it’s not the same thing at all, but it doesn’t bother me at all.
The people who won’t take “no, I don’t know how to fix your computer. That’s not actually the sort of thing I do” for an answer, though…
The first part or the second part?
If they were still running Windows 98 I might remember a few tricks for fixing stuff (MSCONFIG!), but anything newer…
I can't tell you how many people I've amazed
with a bit of knowledge I pulled off google 10 seconds earlier.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I do, if it's a good friend.
If it’s a random acquaintance tracking me down to fix some stupid virus issue or something… then the “how hot and available are you” test comes into play for determining if I want to bother.
I didn't realize bees had computers.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Okay LSB, opinions on French Toast?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
Yes.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Yes, meaning it's amazing or it's just 'good'..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Amazing.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Good, because anything under amazing is falling into the pathetic category.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, forgot a picture, nothing better than some toast,butter and syrup.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:30 AM CDT up reply actions
weak.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:35 AM CDT up reply actions
You sir..are insane..it is possibly one of the top 10 greatest breakfest meals..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:35 AM CDT up reply actions
no, the picture :)
i like mine (below) better
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh, okay ;)
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions
also, you are a fairly recent member of LSB (usually the jays SBN site, right?)
welcome!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes sir you are correct!
and thanks!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions
you are hooked...
the OT threads are like crack…
Mix those with the GDT’s and you are done… Might as well call you a junkie, send you to rehab or stamp Texas Rangers on your forehead… Your BBB days will never be the same
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Aha, pfft, I'll be fine! ;)
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions
lol...
Just patiently waiting for you to accidental drop a LSB meme in the BBB GDT and see you wonder why no one understands…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Aha, I posted the cool story bro one, with the Pawn Star guys.
They found it funny.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:46 AM CDT up reply actions
I am going to laugh when we LSB starts stealing the BBB posters...
when site traffic over there takes a huge fall, I will remind you of the day you introduced LSB to BBB…
That or maybe we need to make it a joint membership…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
i find it difficult to believe there is a better community on SBNation than LSB
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:50 AM CDT up reply actions
No chatspeak in threads.
Kthnxbai.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I thought you people were all about Timmy Hortons and fries with gravy
UR STEEELING AR FOODZ!!!!!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
speaking of Timmys
please mail me a Double Double and some timbits. Just put “Oklahoma” on the box.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Fuck yeah...
Wife agrees and adds..
Duh… what the fuck is wrong with you…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I know its fucking amazing, I want some right now..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:34 AM CDT up reply actions
you should get your wife to post on LSB lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:35 AM CDT up reply actions
ohh good no
she has the same sense of humor as I do and has even less of a brain to mouth filter…
Would be fun at the start but she would probably be a Josey type polarizing figure
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
...and?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:39 AM CDT up reply actions
She really isn't a huge baseball fan
but I guess that really no longer applies to the OT threads…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
exactly
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:46 AM CDT up reply actions
might have to ask her about it...
would be somewhat scary though…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
it is the best.
if you are in chicago GO TO THE BONGO ROOM
they have creme brulee french toast that may be one of the top 5 or so things i have ever eaten:
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:34 AM CDT up reply actions
i am sure that is about 3000 calories righ there
but my god. it was AWESOME
the pictures on yelp for it = food porn (SFW)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit, I think I just got a boner?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions
speaking of food porn...
trying to think of ways to go over the top of my maple syrup bacon glazed turkey from last Thanksgiving…
got any ideas… I figure I got a few months to perfect them…
Going to feed some of the international students this T-day and want to go way overboard..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
meal wise or turkey wise?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:43 AM CDT up reply actions
not sure
the turkey absolutely kicked ass last year so I might be looking for a side or a fish dish for the non-bacon eaters… Figured you guys would know
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
yeah dont mess w/ turkey
if it is that good, why change anything with it!
that said, i would suggest you create an OT: FOOD thread because it has been forever since we have had one and ask there :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:47 AM CDT up reply actions
will probaly do that this afternoon/tomorrow
about to head back to campus to do some work and then the lab at noon..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Best web videos ever.
Sloppy Big Ben Roethlisburger FTW.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Fast Food Lasagna was pretty legit.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions
All of them were.
That Thanksgiving one with the 5 different birds stuffed into a pig, basted in butter/Dr. Pepper. Hnnnnnngh.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Some of my buddys actually think those are delicious...amateurs.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait, are you implying that it wouldn't be?!
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I meant to say that they say that my friends think they look gross.
And their amateurs, because to me they all look fuckin delish.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Ah ok.
Yes. Yes, all of it looks amazing.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
You watch last week's?
One part looked vomit-inducing disgusting. They made this “gravy,” by browning pork then just pouring milk into the pot.
I’m almost sick just from typing that.
That looks pretty delish, but I like the standard syrup on it.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm the same
When I want to mix it up, I might do powdered sugar and strawberries, but it’s usually just butter and syrup.
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I see what your saying.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Well played.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I just gained a pound looking at that.
bastard.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I don't think that's how you're supposed to do it.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
How would you know?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear lord, my arteries are clogging up just looking at that thing.
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." — Dave Barry
by CrustytheCowboy on Jul 18, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
um, Freedom Toast, please...
I’m keeping my eye on you.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Freaking amazing
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
You came back for more...
Of course you did.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Awesome on a plate
Not something I’d perpetually be in the mood for, but when I am…
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
no, fuck you.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 7:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, food is awesome...
I’m not fat, I swear.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions
fat boy got to eat brother...
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Only because it makes me angry
not being able to actually eat said food.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
the hell you say!!!
I love food man…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
if food porn is legal
I am going to start a petition to allow dinosaur penises. MY VOICE WILL NO LONGER BE SILENCED!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
broiled Dino penis?
never heard of that recipe…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Opinions on this piece of beauty?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I dated a stripper once
Her name was cinnamoan
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
Well played.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:54 AM CDT up reply actions
alright peeps...
heading to campus… might have to bring the laptop and just fuckoff on LSB all morning while I am there and just act the rest of you working folks…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Later Bro Montana.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 7:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Goodbye Air Indian
Josh Hamilton: "I just show up, look at the lineup and play where I’m told. If they want me to catch, I’ll catch."
Jon Daniels on relationship with #Rangers Young: "I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning." 2/19/11
adios
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions
x
http://www.savoryspiceshop.com/blends/swtmakansas.html
Unfortunately the closest location is in Austin, but you can order online I think. This place is a cook’s wet dream. Great spices, blends, and decent prices.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
2 tbls Brown Sugar
2 tbls paprika
1 tbls fresh ground cumin
1 tbls mustard (I prefer spicy horseradish or whole ground, but you can use powder if it’s a dry rub)
1 tsp salt
1 tsp black pepper (more to taste)
1 pinch Chinese 5 spice
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
make your own
smoaking meat forum
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I totally would
except I’m still feeling my way through trying to get a grasp on flavours I actually like.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
I would prefer it to be lamb
because I have more of it to use right now.
i tell the truth; i lie a lot
hmm, no experience with that.
but I use this on pork a lot:
2 tablespoons salt
2 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons brown sugar
2 tablespoons ground cumin
2 tablespoons chili powder
2 tablespoons freshly ground black pepper
1 tablespoon cayenne pepper
1/4 cup paprika
Taragon
If you can use fresh taragon, it’s great with lamb. However, if you’ve never cooked with it before, test out the taste a little first. I’ve found it’s a love it or hate it kind of taste.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
oh man
i would 100% go to smoking meat forums then
i have zero lamb experience
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
No Breaking Bad spoilers PLEASE!!!
If you really feel you must discuss, I have to ask for big disclaimers in the subject or perhaps your own fanshot…
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
+1
will you put this at the top of the thread chief?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions
BB
All I’ll say about last night’s episode until you slackers catch up: it was worth the wait.
"Napoli batting regularly in Arlington will be the biggest explosion in the American Southwest since Robert Oppenheimer tested the Manahttan Project."
-- RevHaloFan
And I'm talking about BB on Tuesday.
If you don’t watch it tonight, that’s YP.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
seriously?
just make an OT: TV/BB fanshot
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
When are we allowed to talk about the last Sopranos episode?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
unless it aired within the last week or so
i think we are ok
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions
SPOILER!
The lab is actually a mythical island guarded by a smoke monster.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
The conversation with Bats and Balls about prospects last night...
Ho-lee shit.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
link?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
It's in last night's Perryman Ubaldo discussion.
It’s a LONG convo. And will melt your brain.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Thanks for the link.
That shit was hilarious.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Also... craziest part about last night.
Bats and Balls opinions on pre-AA prospects wasn’t even the strangest opinion of the night…
That would be Pith saying he doesn’t find Asian women attractive.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I gotta agree with him there.
With the rare exception, I don’t either.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Good lord, I know it's your opinion
but wut?
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah, I know.
My first “girlfriend” (we’re talking like 13 yo here) was from Japan, she’s pretty attractive now, and I’ve always had a thing for Yunjin Kim, but other than that…not much.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Yes she is.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Thirded
I find some of them hot, but it seems like more of an exception than a rule
by blakethegr8 on Jul 18, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
White guys LOVE asian chicks.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Not this one.
It’s more of a body type thing, I think.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I honestly can't understand
not finding a particular race attractive.
I like white girls, latin girls, asian girls, black girls, blondes, brunettes, redheads, raven haired goth girls… to me, hotness is hotness.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
You realize that the last four things you said aren't races, right?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I OBJECT!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I am more than well aware
more of things I’ve seen people say they “didn’t like” or “only like” on the internet.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
Me either
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Jul 18, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
but I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I'm down with the black girls of every single culture...
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Oh my,
There’s just the slightest hint of JW smarminess in that one.
I guess I don’t get the insistence on trying to convert people like that to a rational line of thinking. I know it’s par the course around here, but it seems exhausting.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I don't try to "convert" people.
I’m just not afraid to call bullshit on those who act as though they’re coming down from Mt.Baseball with stone tablets of information and shouldn’t be questioned.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Re converting: I was talking more about Aqua, FireBat, et al
You get an idiot in there like that and you start going around in circles. How many times do you go round and round before you see that’s it’s like arguing with a four year old? I guess kudos to them for fighting the good fight, but I certainly don’t have the patience.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I've learned to stay away from some rabbit holes.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
uh
You get an idiot in there like that and you start going around in circles. How many times do you go round and round before you see that’s it’s like arguing with a four year old? I guess kudos to them for fighting the good fight, but I certainly don’t have the patience
—TheJeezus
I’ve learned to stay away from some rabbit holes.
—Josey Wales
I am very, very entertained by this exchange.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I thought the most hilarious part...
Was where Josey criticized people for “[acting] as though they’re coming down from Mt.Baseball with stone tablets of information and shouldn’t be questioned.”
Has Josey ever done anything but exactly that?
by FuturePants on Jul 18, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I just like the idea of Mt. Baseball in general.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Grit McHustle is in charge of guarding Mount Baseball
“None shall pass….unless you do some prison time after diving into some random ass bluebonnets in RF”
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I love the way Lisa Lamapnelli rags on Andy Dick at those annual comedy roasts.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
That was AWESOME.
I went to bed right after the first B&B comment but before anyone had responded to it.
I even told my husband about it. I said it was going to be an epic beatdown.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I must have gone to bed before he posted this...
What challenge has Profar faced?
You guys are blind bastards. You can’t question the tools….right, I agree.
Now, give me a list of all the guys in past ten years who have flamed out with that same toolset…save yourself the effort, there’s a shitload of them.
The difference between you and me is that I’m not so stupid to think that guys like Profar are sure things.
I haven’t changed my argument. I’ve said that you know more about a player at the higher levels and that until a prospect gets to that level I’m more inclined to think he’s NOT a sure thing until it’s proven.
You bastards are arguing semantics right now…it’s amusing really.
Wow.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yeah.
It’s really a complete misunderstanding of prospect valuation topped off by a whole heap of arrogance. Add terrible analogies to taste (cattle ranchers? wtf?)
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
At one point jonthefon asked him this:
Is there evidence to
prove your claim sufficiently that players who apparently show tools at higher minor league levels, are more likely to be effective at major league level?
He never responded, but I expected him to do so with something along the lines of “yeah, the evidence is MY FUCKING DICK.”
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Bats and Balls.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
ANd it's sad that he had a decent case but fucked it up so badly
If you want to say ’I’d rather trade Profar than Perez because of proximity and the possibility of helium’, then, ok. It’s not a great opinion, but I won’t want to kick you in the nuts for having it.
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
That's exactly what I said later in the subthread.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Yes.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
a swedish-made penis enlarger
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Dinopenis enlarger.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe your pocket.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
yeah
Aqua’s isn’t regulation size. It’s pocket sized…that way when he becomes a judge, he can fool around with his wiener on the bench.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
i still love you hope solo
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
only need 5 more people to commit to wedgefest, and then we can lock down our date. so pay up, bitches.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/8/2266112/wedgefesttm-update
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
GO TO THIS
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions
seriously, bitches. the sooner we get 20 peeps, the sooner i can get the date. its only $45 and takes all of 5 minutes to do.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Except you're going to be partying with us.
So I don’t know why LA is even an option.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
just awaiting my next paycheck.....should be sending the money in then
sorry Tide.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
no apologies needed. just dont want to lose the date is all
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
i guess i should come to this
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
yes, you should
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
just posted in the thread
i’ll be going (and paying this week)
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
awesome
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
if i had a job
id be in for sure
perhaps i could talk my dad into it
by studcrackers on Jul 18, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't have a job.
These Rangers games are the only thing keeping me sane as I continuously apply to places and never hear back from them.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
im supposed
to be doing that. but really i put more effort into making my parents believe im looking than actually looking
by studcrackers on Jul 18, 2011 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I did that for about a month and a half
Nearly ran out of money, applied for unemployment and now I’m forced to search for at least 5 jobs a week.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
You should steal Worley's job that he wants with the Stars
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
Which job?
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Social Media Director
for the team.
Basically Herbie’s job only frozen.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
Heh.
I don’t know if I’ll be good at that. Although my friend who is the Director of Social Media for 35 Denton ( formerly 35 Conferette) joked that I should be his assistant. Not only does he do social media for them but for a few other companies as well.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Can you type?
If so, how fast?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I can type. Never tested myself on how fast I type.
But I believe i’ll have a high words/min.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Got a few guys going to see Marteen onThursday night in RR
might try to “get sick” and miss a little work that afternoon for the last game in LAAAA. If you’re around Austin, let me know if you wanna join.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I have a final on friday night, might try to take off thursday to catch the game.
Would probably be me and the roommate
by deityofElvis on Jul 18, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
whatup, y'all
I’m in the office today, sucks. Took me an hour to drive in.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Welcome to the real IT World, like the rest of us.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Haha, not really
I’m here because my laptop’s hard drive needs to be replaced. I brought it in so someone else could do it, even though I am more than capable of replacing it and imaging it myself.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Pssh, that's like 70% of my workload right there.
I let other people do data migrations, while I just turn laptops upside down and replace hard drives and g-disk others. You know, tough stuff.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
i am reading "the cobra" by f forsythe
the idea is that the US finally stops the cocaine trade thanks to a cold war-era spymaster + $2bn and has ultimate power to do basically whatever the F he wants to do
the book may not end too good, but so far it is a damn solid read — exactly the kind of writing style i like (give you lots of information, etc)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
But last night on Falling Skies...
oh nevermind, Happy Nero Day!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Is there a place i can watch it online?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Try sidereel.com or watchseries.eu
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
But it was so great...
there were kids, and aliens, and…
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
No
But there was a very dramatic moment where an alien held up a globe of the Earth, then smashed it in one hand. Not sure if you felt the meaphor smacking you in the nose or not…
I like this description.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
what's up, motherfuckers?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
Had a tournamnet this weekend, my third this week,
and I literally ran out of gas. I lost my first match and doubles that night and then played the next morning. I was killing the kid when I just couldn’t move. I lost 20-30 mph on my serve and couldn’t hit through the ball. Luckily, the kid was stupid and just tried to hit winners. I won that match but then pulled out of my next match after just a couple games. Anyway, does anyone know why or what happened? I was chugging gatorade and pedialyte and when I quit I was a little dazed.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
no heart
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I guess I don't have that 6th tool.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
overall exhaustion
probably a mix of not replacing enough fluid ( without an IV you are probably were even with chugging that much gatorade) over muscle fatigue and lack of available energy…
Indoor or outdoor? If outdoor you might want to add heat and core temperature problems to the list
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Outdoor but it was cooler than what I was used to being in San Antonio.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
You have to drink
well before you’re thirsty. It also doesn’t matter how much you chug if you didn’t drink plenty the day before. Did you eat anything during the matches?
No I didn't eat anything while on the court.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
you may grab some
of those gel packs that cyclists or runners use. I like products by hammer nutrition. They have them at REI and other stores.
Okay
Those things are pretty nasty though.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
some flavors are
The apple-cinnamon is decent. It’s a better option than passing out on the court though.
Haha yeah thats true
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
bayer apirin, tylenol, or advil for a headache?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 18, 2011 9:40 AM CDT reply actions
cocain and strippers is not an option?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
that's what causes the headache...
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions
neve stop until you crash
and then sleep for 24 hours and the headache is gone..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
excedrin (sp?)
that shit is bomb
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
bc of the caffine in it
but yeah this.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Advil is the only correct answer.
/Nolan
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Head cures all.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
needs more scii
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
i hear busting nut helps with headaches
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Congrats.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Just smile and nod
and may God have mercy on your soul.
by Axe Em Rangers on Jul 18, 2011 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
truer words were never spoken...
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Congrats and make sure you register for man stuff.
that way you don’t end up with four sets of pans and eight coffee makers.
or SIX crock-pots, which is what happened to us.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
And we registered for stuff we actually wanted, too
I mean, someone got us the gigantic tub of Legos we registered for, but still…..
six. We finally gave away the last of the five we didn’t keep last year.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
coolest shit we got was a $400 convetion oven/toaster
well that and the $5 back scratcher from bed bath and beyond that I use everyday…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I want to register for stuff
Can single people do that? :-P
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
fuck it...
I am sure they have to have birthday registries..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I think you should be able to register for housewarming stuff
People are all, “we want to get you something, what do you need?”
Like – we rented for ten years before we bought a house. We’re good, at least for a few more months until we really figure out what we need.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I saw a housewarming gift registry
But I decided I would look like I was begging, so I didn’t do that. And I’ve been there three months now, so I’m no longer really a “new homeowner.”
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Easy fix
throw a party. Seems to me like you should get longer than three months for that.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I would do that
But I don’t know if anyone would come :-/ Most of my friends live a few hours away.
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
I got my friends a croquet set for their wedding.
I’m awesome like that.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Love the tub of Legos :) How fun!!!
I still can’t believe you got SIX crock pots. That’s insane.
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
sucks
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
good luck..
got a location? has very happy where the wife and I got married in League City
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
No havent gotten that far yet
she has to decide if she wants a true Catholic wedding or not. Her parents are real big religious people and im sure they want the whole ordeal. We aren’t hugely religious so it makes no difference to me.
If she wants the whole catholic thing then we will have to go through classes and stuff which takes time which would affect our date. So the first step is really on her as to what she wants to do.
the classes aren't that bad
decide on a date ASAP though… places fill up fast
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Oh yeah I told her she needed to decide quick
If we dont do the church thing then we are gonna go look at places probably this weekend.
I think we are gonna find the place first and then pick a date that is open rather than pick a date and then find a placve thats available
she wants sometime next spring/summer
im pushing for later in the year but one of her best friends got engaged a couple weeks ago (bastard stole my thunder) and they are having theirs in Ocotber so theyve kinda agreed they wont have theirs too close together and my fiance wants to be first
when you said catholic
i thought that was assumed
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
had an outdoor wedding in late July in Houston
it was beautiful and FUCKING HOT AS SHIT
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
location wise?
DFW? Houston?
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Ill ask around the next few days and see if anyone I know has had any luck on locations
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Congrats!
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Congrats, man.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
CONGRATS SIR!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Congratulations.
Now you’ve got that on Lockdown™.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
by Aqua on Jul 18, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
instarec
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Congrats dude
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Congrats, by the way
I just got married recently and the planning was endlessly stressful but by the time you get to the day it was all worth it.
by Axe Em Rangers on Jul 18, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
congrats bro
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yea, good luck with that shit, bro!! It's all down hill from here!!
(don’t listen to me….I’m recently divorced)
- sports are fun. -
Awesome man, good on ya.
And yeah, unless you’re the exception to the rule, your roll from here on out is pretty trivial to be quite honest.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
shit, I always do that
role
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
Congrats, dude.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
When you speak of me,
speak of me well.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
Anyone seen KassemG on Youtube?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
I've never
seen any of his stuff, but I was impressed when he filled in for RWJ.
by Axe Em Rangers on Jul 18, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions
You gotta watch his stuff, it's hilarious!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 9:56 AM CDT up reply actions
who are you?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
New LSB recruit
He’s pretty cool … for a Blue Jays fan :)
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Why thank you ma'am!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
whoa jays fan eh?
good luck w/ that division
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Yeah I know eh, hopefully realignment will happen soon and we take the O's with us ;)
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
haha....this is true. Least you guys got a WS win tho
we’ll get there soon enough.
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
Woah, hey buddy ;)
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
REALLY?
i woulda took one ball for him =D
Yeah kirbs, i joined to follow the donation stuff, started reading the OT thread at work..cause i’m that bored
by bowling_kid25 on Jul 18, 2011 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions
definitely not
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
some days, usually it gets too laggy in here after lunch to keep up, slow laptop is slow
by bowling_kid25 on Jul 18, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh nice, you slacking? ;)
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh not bad..
guess you got something a little better to do now.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
"woulda took."
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I'm new, I started posting about 3 days ago, I'm from BluebirdBanter.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
why?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
I was watching TV and changed the channel to the Rangers at Mariners game..
So I didn’t really wanna watch it alone, so I came here.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
ok
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Meet TDT
our resident alcoholic.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I thought that was IANF
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Aren't they one in the same?
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
no
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Until 2011, I bet I drank as much as TDT and IANF combined.
They’re amateur, teetotaling wankers compared to 2010 FP.
by FuturePants on Jul 18, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Black vomit?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I haven't vomited from alcohol in probably 10 years.
by FuturePants on Jul 18, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Pfft. You're not a real man until you spew blood and bile.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Don't you worry -
By not vomiting, all that damage went directly to my liver, which probably feels like it’s 112 years old already.
by FuturePants on Jul 18, 2011 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
let me know if/when you need a brand new partial liver
i have some for sale!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
you can definitely drink a little bit
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
It's a LOT harder to look busy at work if you're actually in the office.
This sucks.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
i keep like 8 windows open at once, and papers all over my desk.
boss thinks i’m working my ass off
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't have an assigned desk, so I don't carry papers
LSB looks sufficiently work-like that I don’t feel like I need to hide it when someone walks by. Kingdom of Loathing…. not so much
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
You wanna know what a good Saturday is?
Waking up at 6 to watch 3rd round coverage of the Open. Drinking heavily before 7am (IANF knows what i’m talking about). Heading out to Hooters at about 2, downing 50 wings with 2 buddies, and then living it up at a strip club. There is nothing like walking into a strip club, and then leaving, while the sun is still up.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
This adds a glaring hole to your $18,000 a year claim.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 18, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
haha
i make more than that
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Trust fund?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
i work in private equity
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
I know...
But that doesn’t preclude trust fund.
You can have both.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
no trust fund
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn.
I was going to start trying to woo you…
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
haha
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
i embarrased myself and got kicked out of a bar saturday night... not my proudest moment.
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 18, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
mucky duck... dropped a pint glass
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 18, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Well done :)
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
You have gained some respect points from me..
Thats pretty hilarious!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
haha
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
shoulda hung out with us, we woulda kept you safe
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I got tossed
from a bar once for a fight I had no idea had even happened.
by Axe Em Rangers on Jul 18, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Asian women are not attracted
Now I’m going to shower and see how many responses this gets
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
Meh...usually I agree, but theres some that are like kinda half asian or 1/4 asian or something and some of them ain't to bad.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Better than black girls though.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
Depends on what shade of black we're talking about..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh dear.
This convo is going to get out of hand.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Well that's just my opinion and I'm sure some would agree with me here.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Opinion is one thing
This … is going a different direction.
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I guess I'm stupid
but what was wrong with the comment? Honest question.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I think they took it as if it was racial..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
But it wasn't?
or at least I didn’t read it as such.
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
I didn't mean to say it as racial either..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
your an LSB addict
hasn’t been a week and you are already at 260 posts… You might as well stock saying BBB is your home baseball blog..
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
If their was OT threads I'm sure I'd already have around 10,000 comments on BBB
I think the OT threads are a great idea!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Ah, we used to just talk OT shit in the morning threads
The OT threads are fairly new.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Morning threads?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions
The actual morning baseball thread on the front page
We used to go 1000 comments deep before 8 am, and it was mixed baseball/OT stuff.
OT Threads have made this site 10000X better.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Oh I see.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I thought LSJ gets the credit for this...
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
He is the one who would actually put up the posts
Mainly due to his odd hours and reliability at the time
But I believe I was the spearhead behind the whole idea. I would jump on in the mornings about 9 or 10 and there would be 500+ comments already mostly bs OT stuff and I started bitching about it and saying we needed a OT thread. there was a lot of opposition at first but as we can see its caught on and really helped the site
Seriously.
You’re seriously trying to take credit for this?
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
BigSteveMath (TM)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Monday Morning Rangers Update
is a morning thread. We get a thread every morning with miscellaneous links that serves as the default discussion thread. We tend to move to the top post on the main page unless the top post is a fanshot – then it’s a tossup whether we move to that one or not.
There is almost always some thread on here that is busy, except for some of the weekend.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
we get a morning thread
an afternoon/evening thread and GDT thread a postgame thread and an OT thread on most days as well as the running minor league threads
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
It isn't necessarily racist
People are overly sensitive though so of course they’re going to assume it is racist.
Ah, I see your saying.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't think it's overly sensitive
But I also don’t see people saying – “I only like certain shades of white.”
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
That could be considered a bit racist too, right?
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Do people even care about racism to white people even more? lol
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
On it's own? I don't see how.
There isn’t any information given that suggests it even comes close to fitting the very definition of racsim.
Ok, maybe "racist" is a bit extreme
But I do think it’s a bit close minded. Sure, you can’t help who you’re attracted to, but, IMO, I think ruling people out simply because of the pigment in their skin is doing yourself a disservice.
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions
How the fuck is it any more close minded than preferring blondes to brunnettes
or guys instead of chicks or vice versa?
Preference is one thing
But I would hope someone’s hair color or skin color wouldn’t be a deal breaker.
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Ignore me then
I know nothing about dating or relationships.
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I agree with you here.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not a fan of very, very pale girls.
That’s not a racial statement because it has nothing to do with race. It is a statement about preferences within a race.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Well, then I guess I don't have to worry about your fertility
I am a ginger, so I will always be pale.
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Gingers are totally fine.
They are a category all on their own.
I’m talking sickly pale non-gingers.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I never called anyone a racist in this conversation.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
how the fuck was that not racist?
you like blacks?
depends on the shade…
yeah, that’s fucking racist
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I never said I ONLY like certain shades of black...
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions
technically you did
“depends on what [sic] shade we are talking about”
not shades (note the plural)
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Alright my bad bro.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Aha...true.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
gotta keep you honest
and i’m not your bro
yet
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions
okay...friend?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
He's not your buddy, pal.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Well played Mauer's.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
that's not the line.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
I had to adjust it..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
TWSS?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Nice.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
No no.
That’s not the next line in the exchange.
Also, you don’t use apostrophes for pluralization. The More You Know!
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Like I said yesterday
You make a mistake, we’ll boo you loudly, or we’ll crucify you. Today, it looks like we’ve crucified you.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions
Over nothing
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
"I’d love to walk in and hug everybody every day, but that’s not critical to us winning."-JD
by Schultzy on Jul 18, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
People have been crucified over less
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
I got crucified for suggesting we get Armando Galaraga during the offseason
Now I make sure I know what the fuck I’m talking about before posting
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Considering skin tone
is a big deal within the black community (see any number of magazine cover scandals), I don’t think it’s really nothing.
It was a stupid comment, I don’t particularly care about it but it certainly wasn’t nothing.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I think much more has been read into that comment now than was intended.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I agree
but at the same time, it’s not hard to see why.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Just move on.
It’s not something to dwell on unless you want it to be.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
no
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Fine.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Wrong. Asking what shade is not racist.
If there are some shades that he is fine with, and they are technically an african-american…..then he’s not against their race, just their skin shade.
- sports are fun. -
This is so very wrong I don't even know where to begin.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
If we're talking just physical attractiveness, I don't see what the issue is.
I’m typically not attracted to most black girls; I don’t want to say I would never be attracted to any, because you never know, but it’s just personal preference. Again, if we’re just talking physical appearance. I’m not taking into account other traits.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yes, but...
shades of skin color has been a very important/sensitive issue for a long time. It’s just not a good idea to go there.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Understandable
I just don’t think his intent was anything malicious, is all.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah, It wasn't meant to be in that way at all.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
No prob
Nothing I’m going to hold against you or anything. Unless you start posting pictures of burning crosses…
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Haha alright, thanks man!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree
doesn’t mean it’s ok to say though… and for the record I wasn’t one of the people who jumped on him at first. Just pointing out why it is, in fact, not a good thing to say.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Yeah...
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I don't particularly care either way
like I said, it’s not something I’m going to hold against him. It’s still not something you should really be saying (kind of like saying faggot or gay to mean stupid)…
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Sigh.
Point is, it’s something you shouldn’t really say. I’ve argued this way too much for something I don’t really care that much about, so that’s the last thing I’ll say.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
This all just reminds me
I got berated in 2nd grade by my teacher for saying that my first best friend growing up was “black” and not African American while doing class work and talking to other kids.
I got sent home with a note to my parents saying she was worried about me. Sigh.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Yeah, I went to a Richardson ISD Magnet school that used to be a K-12 all black school until the mid 70's IIRC.
In retrospect, weird word choice by me, but I was 7!
God, elementary school sucked.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
umm
maybe you go back to BBB now.
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah,
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Okay forget I even said this...
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Dirk's new gf is pretty freaking stout.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 18, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions
racist
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
You were drunk on yet another morning? Wonderful
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 18, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
dude, it was the Open.
and fuck yeah i was drunk. does it bother you that my life is better than yours?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Any more black-outs, embarrassing episodes of violence or awkward morning after "Sorry, I was really drunk" apologies?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 18, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
umm, yeah,
i got a little crazy on Friday night.
not really an awkward morning after. more like a, “thank you for the awesomeness”
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
So you got blind Frankenstein drunk on Friday night and then did the same
thing at 7am on Saturday.
Awesome.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
by Josey Wales on Jul 18, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Blind Frakenstein drunk?
Haven’t heard that one before.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
it actually does sound pretty awesome
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I need to investigate this kind of drunkeness
i needs this asap !
NO This is why i dont come here so much anymore. it has become a destination for certain types which i am not.
Love the rangers, not this -- Mark from OC on Arrested Development
shit yes.
and you know what? i’m going to get black out drunk again tonight.
because i’m 24, and i don’t give a fuck
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Metric valuation in realtime data enviroments using logistic regression approach
ahhh…. going to be a long day
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Just bought the new "Fair to Midland" album yesterday
Kicks all kinds of ass.
Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 18, 2011 10:30 AM CDT reply actions
Go here...
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/18/2280809/monday-morning-rangers-update
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
by Pith on Jul 18, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
buh bump CRASH
Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 18, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuck.
I just realized Rhads is going to be filling in for the Hardline this entire week.
By drive home will be quite aggravating now. Someone make me a mix tape.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
I thought Bob and Dan were this week.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Oh you're right.
BaD Radio in the Hardline spot, and Rhads from 12-3.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 18, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Who is he filling in for?
No that it matters – he’s an upgrade to me. Maybe I’ll actually listen to that show some this week.
by FuturePants on Jul 18, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions
He's not terrible as a radio host
Just couldn’t handle pbp duties.
by jbrown08 on Jul 18, 2011 1:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dan Fogelberg on the iPhone now
which reminds me, I’ve heard “Same Auld Lang Syne” on the XM Christmas channels several times.
Every time I listen to this song’s lyrics, I can’t imagine why someone would think this is a good holiday song. It is depressing as shit.
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
If you guys have any kind of smartphone, download WAZE
Look up a video on their site. It’s so awesome
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
I may be late to the party, but I recently bought the zombie survival guide by max Brooks.
I’m home sick today, and just now reading through it. VERY entertaining book.
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
by The Hutch on Jul 18, 2011 10:47 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
I'm positive it will.
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
by The Hutch on Jul 18, 2011 11:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Vanilla muscle milk shakes are no good
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
Latest items on Wildcat's Cinematic Menu
The Magnificent Seven and The Fisher King.
Magnificent Seven was….eh. The German kid pretending to be a Mexican was borderline hysterical. Yul Brynner’s Russo/cowboy accent was pretty hilarious as well. Steve McQueen is still a pimp though. C-
The Fisher King: waaaaaaay too much Robin Williams. The Dude was pretty good, but Terry Gilliam lets the thing slip off the rails from time to time. B-
Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 18, 2011 10:53 AM CDT reply actions
shocker
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
oops
meant to post on muscle milk shake above
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
nolan ryan hospitalized?
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 10:55 AM CDT reply actions
There's a front page item on this.
And it’s been mentioned in both the Bullpen Usage thread and the Morning Thread.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
hey whoa...ive been busy and generally only keep up this thread.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not yelling at you.
I’m telling you where to go to get more information.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
He's still upset about the World Cup yesterday.
I thought he was gonna set fire to the first car he saw built in Japan.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 18, 2011 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
good thing my truck is american made.
or else i would have used the quote from band of brothers:
“say hello to ford! and general fucking motors!”
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
YOU IGNORANT SERVILE SCUM.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
wee-a-boo! wee-a-boo!
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
probably my favorite part of the series
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
My least favorite part
“You wanna live? Jump ready to fight.”
That guy had never jumped.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I liked the part where the guy gets caught humping the German(?) chick when Speirs walks in looking for the silverwear
Cracks me up every time.
They were really going at it, too.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
that is pretty funny.
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Too many to count
1. Lutz doing the impression of the Major while Sobel shits himself in front of the fence trying to read the map.
2. “Flies spread disease. Keep yours closed.” (I’m a Lutz fan).
3. Pretty much anything with Speirs.
I was hoping for greatness from The Pacific, but it just wasn’t the same.
Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 18, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
IS THERE A PROBLEM, CAP'N SOBEL?
WELL THAT DOG JUST AIN’T GONNA HUNT.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I think BoB was just such an amazing story
The fact that one single company fought in so many critical battles along the European theater is just amazing.
The Pacific has to spread its story around with several different characters/units, so while the acting/direction is good, you just don’t get as many “character moments” like you do in BoB.
Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 18, 2011 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
There is nobody in The Pacific as good as Major Winters.
WHO DESERVES THE FUCKING MEDAL OF HONOR, CONGRESS.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
That's because Winters was more of a man than you will ever be.
And it makes you feel inferior.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
While his superiority is true
That isn’t the reason. There are many in that story that are far superior to me that I liked more than Winters. Speirs for one. Speirs is a bad bad man.
Nix needs Winters to stay sane, I think
His response about the final jump into Germany (just kinda flippantly says “oh, they burned up over Germany somewhere…but not ME”) and his alcoholism shows he’s pretty damaged.
Winters somehow manages to keep it from destroying him. Not blaming Nix at all, but Winters is the better leader.
Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 18, 2011 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Of course he is the better leader
Nixon had a lot of issues though, some not entirely his fault. I thought his response about the guys burning up over Germany was more of him feeling guilty.
He does feel guilty
and you can see he’s starting to crack up.
Winters goes through all the horror, all the carnage, and feels guilty for every man he loses, but he keeps it together as a leader should.
Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 18, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I think we need to remember that these conversations were not direct quotes from actual events.
There was probably quite a bit of artistic license.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Sure
I’m talking about Nixon and Winters the characters, not the actual men.
Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 18, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
nixon?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Right
Even talking about the miniseries characters though…yeah he wasn’t as good a leader as Winters. I don’t see that as such a huge deal though. Not many people were/are that kind of leader. The ability to keep it together in that situation is difficult.
I found the Nixon character very entertaining. One of my favorite characters in the group.
Yeah but it's helped out by the fact that the book is really fucking good.
There is a lot of direction and character moments already planned out for them. Was The Pacific based on a book like that? I’m not sure.
"lutz, can you do that impression of the major"
Lutz (doing impression) “does a bear shit in the woods”.
classic
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Saw the fanshot on the front page
hope he’s okay
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd hate to see the other guy.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
He's nothing but a vapor cloud at this point
Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 18, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Classic Barney Stinson..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCBWuwmO0xc
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
You sure do seem to love that show.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 18, 2011 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's is amazing.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions
"Amazing" might be a little too far.
But it is very funny.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
It is very very very funny then.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
He likes HIMYM......but doesn't know what Parks & Rec or Arrested Development are.
weird.
- sports are fun. -
x
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Maybe those better shows
haven’t made it across the border yet.
They might still be filling their nights with decade old Friends.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
HIMYM does feature a Canadian main character...
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Too bad it doesn't have DINO PENIS
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Gosh darn it.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Mike E?
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 18, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
GoSh
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
god damnit*
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
The first day that dino penis is not mentioned again on LSB will be a great day.
- sports are fun. -
Prospect Voting
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/18/2281219/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-22
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/18/2281219/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-22
http://www.lonestarball.com/2011/7/18/2281219/lsb-midseason-community-prospect-ranking-22
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
So LSB Wrestling People
Money in the Bank, from what I saw and heard about what I didn’t see, totally lived up to the hype.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
They got my 40 bucks for the first time in 15 years
so I’m fresh out of dignity this morning. But it was more worth it than any PPV I bought in the late 90s.
by Axe Em Rangers on Jul 18, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Didn't watch it...
got a brief summary for me?!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Sure
Daniel Bryan and Alberto Del Rio won their respective MITB matches. Mark Henry beat The Big Show and “broke” his leg post match. Christian won the WHC off Randy Orton when Orton kicked him in the nuts and got DQ’d. And Punk beat Cena and bailed with the belt after Cena stopped Vince from repeating the Montreal Screwjob. Vince called Del Rio out to cash in his MITB immediately after the match, he got Muay Thai kicked in the face as soon as he slid through the ropes and Punk was over the barricade and out through the crowd.
Credits.
by Axe Em Rangers on Jul 18, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Nice...
I’m glad they took the titles off Orton and Cena. Punk is easily the best talent they have right now, and although I like Orton, I thought they kinda screwd Christian by only letting him have the title for a week. Plus I kinda like his character since he went heel.
Very surprised about Daniel Bryan, he’s a good wrestler, but just doesn’t have the personality to make it imo.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I think
the most incredible development of the entire show was that somehow the Spanish Announce table survived mostly intact.
by Axe Em Rangers on Jul 18, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes.
It was amazing. It felt like an Attitude Era ppv.
5 stars. Maybe even 6
by TooLegitToQuit on Jul 18, 2011 11:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This is such a hipster statement...
But I like the Pumped Up Kicks song.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
God you're such a hipster
(I have never heard that song)
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
It's enjoyable...
And I’m not certain it’s hipster, just sounds like it to me.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Heh
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I am not familiar with this song
"Baseball you feel great monday and Tuesday and Friday you cry yourself to sleep holding your Adrian Beltre topps card while singing to journey." - ArchLobster, 7.11.11
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Here ya go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Dammit, we need your email or phone # dude.
We were walking around Addison yelling “Big Til” at the top of our lungs thinking you’d pop out of a window or something, but no dice.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 18, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
You fucking faggots...
I was at my girl’s place last night. Trying to get used to being a dad to her kid. I know it doesn’t sound like fun, but it’s what I gotta do. But we definitely need to get shitty before I become a dad, so it’s arttillman at gmail dot com.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
easy there
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
You're invited Officer Bob.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
as long as we can tone down the Fs
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
My bad...
Didn’t know it was a faux pas.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
come to wedgefest
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Can't do it...
Really want to, but I got baby stuff to pay for holmes.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
all is forgiven
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Ok that first line is much more offensive than anything stated earlier in this thread.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Wow...
sounds like you’ll do a real bang up job as long as you talk like that around the kid.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Really?
You think I’ll have the same language around my kid as I do on LSB? STFD
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
The minute you say "Dino penis" in front of your kid...
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
He'll have a Dino Penis mobile.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Instead of Power Rangers
It’ll be “Go Go Dino Penis!”
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...
it’s okay to be homophobic here though, you’re cool, no worries.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
You're really over thinking it, bro.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm...oddly enough I like it.
But then you assholes think I’m a hipster.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
You can't REALLY be a hipster.
No one on this board can.
If you enjoy baseball in an non-ironic way [or any of the mainstream sports] that’s an automatic disqualification.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
I have a buddy who qualifies as a hipster
He told me he’s going to start collecting random basketball jerseys.
His main ones right now? A Dr. J (defensible, since he’s from Philly) and a Dallas Mavericks Gary Trent jersey, because he beat me in NBA Courtside 2 Featuring Kobe Bryant one time using Gary Trent.
….
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
About to head out the door for Harry Potter.
the plan was last night but every showing was sold out so the Mrs. is taking off from work today to see it.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
really?
I jinxed the Rangers on 13 April 2011
by TagDon'tTweet on Jul 18, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Actually, amazingly no.
She cancelled at the last minute.
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
I saw Transformers in 3D yesterday
I could’ve done without the 3D
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
You can apply that last comment to just about anything
Fuck 3D.
Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 18, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't mind it in short bursts
But about an hour or so in my head started fucking killing me and I wanted to take a nap.
Extremely overrated
don’t know why my friends picked THAT showing last night. Ticket was $15. Come on
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
This.
Also, saw Horrible Bosses on saturday afternoon… matinee ticket: $6.75. Large popcorn: $7. Needless to say, I went popcornless… (oh, and that’s not a tub. That’s a large bag.)
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
I would have much rather seen this movie
How was it?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
I liked it
Had some good moments. Never really bought into Jennifer Aniston’s character though….just too implausible.
Little dude from Always Sunny was pretty great though.
Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 18, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
xx
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
It's Always Sunny?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
See above
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I posted that then I read it, my bad!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Quite funny
and pretty natural humor, too. A few weird twists but it’s a comedy, so whatever. Very solid movie, definitely recommend.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
last (only?) movie i have seen that was worth 3D?
avatar. due to the layering they did in it that SHOULD have been a genre changing thing but has not beeen accepted by anything else
also, pixar movies in 3d are solid, not GREAT, but always solid
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
I hated Avatar
Yes, it looked awesome, but I still hated it
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
really?
i mean i odnt think it was the greatest film ever, but i didint HATE it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Yup. Hated it
Thought they could’ve done more with the story
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn right I did
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the thing
ALL movies are already 3D. Our eyes perceive three dimensions (length, height, and depth).
What is called “3D” is actually just a distortion of the depth, and it absolutely butchers the composition of any shot. That, and it leads to gimmicky bullshit like “hey, let’s have characters thrust a sword/knife at the screen over and over and over and over again.”
Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.
by WildcatPhoenix on Jul 18, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Sword/knife/penis?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Two huge ones.
Fucking Jackass 3D (it’s PERFECT for that format) and Werner Herzog’s doc Cave of Forgotten Dreams
"The Rangers system just happens to be stupid with depth." - Jason Parks, 7/14/11
a dude got picked up for shoplifting a bunch of Coricidin HBP cold medicine last week
and said he was going to take all of them to get fucked up and watch Transformers 3
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
come to wedgefest
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
Well now you're just inviting everybody...
Makes me feel less special.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Gotta work
I will absolutely attempt to hit the tailgate, though
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
is your attendence confirmed?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
for tailgate?
well, it can’t exactly be confirmed until later on (wife, kids, job, etc) and the last time I tried to take leave I got denied because of manpower issues. But I will give it my all. The ticket price isn’t an issue. Unless we’re talking suite night, then it definitely is.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
When's tailgate?
I feel like I gotta do it.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
9/24
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
My girl will be about 4 months along...
So designated driver for all of us!
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
well, here is hoping it works out
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
My ticket offer still stands.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
i will pay half of it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
It's already an officer-friendly price
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
just offering to subsidize your offer :)
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
wait a minute
with all this subsidizing talk, I should probably ask what the price is of LSB Tailgate
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Tailgate is free, but since you're coming from OK
You need to stop by Meunster and grab some sausages and smoked cheeses from Fischers. I’ll take care of your ticket to the game.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
i am trying to figure out waht i can/could/should bring from e texas
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Didn't you bring those microbrews last time?
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
yeah but i was in little rock at that point in time
now finished w/ school and back in e texas. that said there is a chance i will be back in LR a couple of weeks before the tailgate for the game that ark plays there and could pick up some then…hmmmmmm
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
have not been there
but a quick google says there is one in longview VERY close to where i work out…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Good and cheap tacos
The green sauce is awesome. I guess they’re doing pretty well if they opened one in Longview too. There used to be only one in Tyler, but it seems like every time I go back to visit, they’ve opened a new one.
hmmm going to try it soon
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I could be able to do that
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I don't want half a beer though
heh
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Good bye, Hope and Alex.
I will miss seeing you two so often.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Alex is hotter than Hope.
"Allow me to pitch my tent in your doo doo."
by bigtill2002 on Jul 18, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
/brian wilson
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
i think Brian Wilson is going to have to freshen up his bit
something even more nuts. Like taking pictures of just his scrotum, photocopying them and putting them all over town.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
That would definitely be more nuts
Literally
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
heh
I didn’t even realize that one. Well done, madam!
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Ahhh, the old WMD shots....
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
It really depends on your type.
Alex seems like the girl next door/sweet kind, while Hope is more of the celebrity kind.
Personally, I’m more into alex.
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
by The Hutch on Jul 18, 2011 11:50 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
This is true.
Doesn’t take anything away from Hope, though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions
damn you hastings
mass effect2 for xbox = 12$ right now.
ps3? 55!!!!!!!!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Wait it out
There’s sure to be a collectors edition with all 3 about a year and a half down the road. Or just wait for ME3, gonna be rad
"Now batting, number 32, Clutch Clutchilton."
I have an ongoing love affair with Tom Wandell, but it's not gay at all, trust me
by The Hutch on Jul 18, 2011 11:52 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
already played through ME2 twice on pC
want to play on PS3/my brother would play the hell out of it…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
i want a frito chili pie with extra onions
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 18, 2011 11:50 AM CDT reply actions
"I want explosive diarrhea."
/IaNF
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
"God damn it"
/rest of LSB
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
This is like saying
“i want an upton/brie/decker foursome with extra dicks”
raw onions = the. worst.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I would probably wade through a sea of dicks to get it on that Upton/Brie/Decker combo.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 18, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
BJ or Justin?
kind of a weird 3rd wheel to have in a foursome, although both are very toolsy players
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
BJ, Smoked Brie and Decker Dogs.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
sounds fun
You dudes gonna play some ping pong?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Wrong.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Woah
BreakingNews
News of the World phone hacking whistleblower, Sean Hoare, found dead – The Guardian http://bit.ly/pu8UxO
That whole story has been fascinating
I can’t get enough of it.
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Jul 18, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
What was that?
/CIA
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh man
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
I know
I always get nervous when the police find a dead Hoare.
by BHill on Jul 18, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
No Cyril, when they're dead they're just hookers.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
oh. my. God.
worst movie ever. I will be expecting the premier of “Oww my Balls” next
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
I just died a little.
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
I watched that with no sound and still hated it.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions
x
you need to watch this one instead.
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 18, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
x
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
z
"Yeah, my boyfriend has a small cock, but it makes it easier on my butt." -
TagDon'tTweet - 6/23/11
"I'm not looking for an internet fight, just trying to get people to stop doing shit like picking needless fights. The more we do stuff like this, the less time there is for looking at pictures of dinosaur penises." Bob Loblaw - 6/23/11
by River Fenix on Jul 18, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
you're George C. Scott?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
What are you talking about?
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
dudes using fake names on the intenet is bush league
signed,
Gre….uh, i mean Bob Loblaw
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
So I got way too drunk Saturday on the Comal down in San Marcos
and now I’m really sick at work.
The Gods are angry at me. No alcohol for a week.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I was on the Guadalupe saturday. Did the same thing at the Ghostland concert.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
Heh, we got back to my buddy's place and told the friends we were meeting to give us 90 minutes to nap/shower/change
This was at 7? I ended up passing out on the couch until midnight, then saying fuck it and just sleeping until 5 AM.
That might be why I’m so useless now; sleep cycle’s all effed.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
sleep cycle?
i dont even know what that is anymore lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Until I got a job, I would have agreed with you, lol.
Having to get up at like 6:45 every morning changes things.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
yeah
doesnt keep me from going to bed at 12, up at 5 though
sadly, because that has been my “sleep cycle” for most of the last 5? years (or in bed at 12, up at 8 for a short time)
i need to go to bed earlier
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I've tried that.
If I get to bed around 10-11, I can usually fall asleep early.
Ranger games usually don’t allow it, though.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I don't know the concept of a sleep cycle.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I was on the Guad on Saturday, then went to the Pat Green show at RRI
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 18, 2011 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Were you playing Kario Mart?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, you can play Mario Kart drunk
or you could play the Kario Mart drinking game. I couldn’t tell which you were referring to
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay
It’s called Kario Mart for obvious reasons.
Rules:
Every time you’re hit with an object, take a drink.
Beer (or whatever drink you have) must be finished by the end of the race.
If you finish the drink before the race is over, you have to open another one.
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Haven't played that one
Have played one in teams. You drive, your partner gives you beer, switch after each lap. Have to finish your drink before the end of the race.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I should try this one
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Seen at Walmart at around 3:30 this morning. Can't escape Mauer.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
He's taking shits in Walmart now!
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
on the top of the side bar the #hatsoffTEX thing:
@MrSugarPenis
@lonestarball Perryman is the best. Real man of the people, too. Not some pal-shunning elitist. Too bad you had to run him off. #HatsOffTEX
troll i assume?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Ha
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
THATS who it is?
no clue
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Looking for ideas for Mrs Laxtonto for an anniversary gift...
have at it…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
So little information here ...
How many years?
Is she a jewelry wearer or no?
Does she have any hobbies/interests?
Etc….
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
2) Put your junk in that box
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
...
2)Put your junk Dino Penis in that box
by BHill on Jul 18, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Green.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I think..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
price range?
how long have yall been together?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Buy her a limited edition copy of the Crossfire board game from the early 90s.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
EXCELLENT ANNIVERSARY GIFT.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
2nd anniverasy
no on jewlery, up to around $500, she is working on a PhD in analytic chem… reads alot…
we are kinda boring people
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
Kindle then
or Nook if she want’s to surf internet too. but I highly recommend Kindle. It worked for me…
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
yeah i second this
if it is reading for pleasure, go with a kindle + amazon account w/ a balance in it
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
already got one...
those things are awesome
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
dang
that is the easy answer
i would say that you give her an amazon GC then if she is reading a ton (for books)
in addition to whatever else. you could still get a nice piece of jewelry…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
reads a lot for pleasure/work?
techie?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
already bought her a new laptop for last christmas
will probably get her an Ipad 2/3 for this xmas
already pre-ordered her Skyrim…
having a hard time with this…
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
ugh
suggestion: wait on the next generation of processors for tablets (kal-el) — they are going to be game changers…unless she is married to the apple tech
amazon GC is still a good (partial) choice
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions
What are her interests?
My wife is a boring PhD in neuroscience who reads a lot.
She’s also into latch hook and our dogs, so stuff related to them comes into play.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
oh my... I spent like $100 on my second anniversary gift
it’s the Cotton Anniversary, so I got her a couple Threadless Tees I knew she’d like and then of course dinner and wine and flowers and card and…. wink
"...out of the shadows of unprecedented success, the sun shines down upon this team waiting to thrill anew." - ghostofErikThompson
broom and dustpan set
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Stairmaster
"Don't argue with an idiot (JW); people watching may not be able to tell
the difference."
Adam J Morris, halfassedly pretending to be interested in my thoughts, goals, and overall self esteem since late 2005.
by Brian Thomas on Jul 18, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
can you get away for a night or weekend?
surprise her with a little mini trip.
Does she like purses? That would always be a hit for me.
Perfume? Favorite clothing store shopping spree?
Sentimental stuff, like blowing up and framing a favorite picture or something.
going on a cruise in Aug..
running otu of idea
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
radar detector
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I definitely need one of those.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Well seeing how I'm getting notifications from the DPS about being fined the next time a ticket goes on my record for accumulating too many points in certain period of time...
I think a radar detector may help me out a bit since I have a lead foot.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Driver Responsibility Program
Points system
The Driver Responsibility law (in House bill 3588) establishes a system that assigns points to moving violations classified as Class C misdemeanors and applies surcharges to offenders, based on the type of offense and the time period in which the citation was received. For each conviction, DPS will assign points to a person’s license as follows:
Two points for a moving violation conviction in Texas or that of another state.
Points will not be assigned for speeding less than 10% over the posted limit or seat belt convictions.
Three points for a moving violation conviction in Texas or another state that resulted in a vehicle crash.
Points remain on the driver record for a period of three years. Additionally, a conviction that becomes final before September 1, 2003, will not apply to the assessment of points under the program. This program does not replace other administrative suspension, revocations or cancellation actions that result from these same convictions.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
DD doesn't do anything to points I take it?
I have none right now but I probably had a few back in the day…
Correct because the ticket gets dismissed.
It’s only if you plead guilty to it aka just pay the fine, forget to do DD, or get another citation while doing deferred.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I currently have 4 points.
Driver surcharges
DPS will assess a surcharge when the driver accumulates a total of six points or more on their record during a three-year period. The driver must pay a $100 surcharge for the first six points and $25 for each additional point.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
The point was radar detectors don't really help.
By the time they detect radar, the cop’s already clocked you.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Actually, there's an even more proven method to get out of speeding tickets....
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Not speed?
Yeah…I’m not very good at that.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
I bet you get better at it if you get a few more tickets
Some people take a bit longer to get it…
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
DONT INTERJECT LOGIC INTO THIS CONVERSATION!!!!!!
i got a speeding ticket yesterday where it dropped from 45/50 to 35 to45/ 50 around a long turn :(
thats what i get for not paying attention lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
GRANTLAND ON bb
Breaking Bad finally returned last night, picking up right where it left off 13 (!) months ago, with Jesse aiming a gun at poor Gale’s head and, despite some perceived ambiguity regarding the season finale’s final camera angle, most assuredly not missing. On Friday, we spoke with series mastermind Vince Gilligan, who discussed the season premiere’s bloody events in vivid detail, so if you didn’t watch the show and still intend to, by God, please stop reading. We’re serious about this: “Spoiler alert” doesn’t even begin to do it justice.
(No, seriously — scram.)
OK, here we go. You’ve been warned.
PAST THIS LINK CONTAINS SPOILERS:q&a with breaking bad creator
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Well this is interesting
Vet saves bald eagle (who was hit by a car) by giving it mouth to beak
http://youtu.be/j7aKjTiv6Vc
That motherfucker is one patriotic son of a bitch.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
What's the rule on using a US flag as a tourniquet ?
If it’s a vet and a bald eagle… that has to be allowed, right?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
just dont let it touch the ground
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Encouraged, I'd say.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
Is it true that mouth to mouth is no longer standard CPR practice?
Cause it’s tricky to do right I guess and the chest compressions are what really makes the difference?
Yep!
Chest compressions circulate the blood through the body, which is really the important part.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Yeah if you have to choose one or the other compressions every time
I think they still taught to us to do mouth to mouth my last class but they did say that compressions and making sure they don’t have blocked airways are the most important things to do.
Yeah that's what I remember as well
I haven’t taken the official class since the change though, so I’m not sure what the specifics are.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
a couple trailers
The Avengers…after Cap credits
like i said yesteday, the new Spiderman trailer, 2min30s version, is supposed to be attached to the Cap movie.
I was expecting something more out of TDKR trailer.
Hard to live up to the The Dark Knight teaser I suppose though.
What more could you have asked for? You basically get to see Bane set up Baleman for the kill shot.
(Spoiler alert – you know it’s coming.)
There’s a reason they call this thing a teaser, folks.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Jul 18, 2011 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't wait
going to see Cap Thurs night. I’m very excited, for it and Avengers. Still haven’t seen Thor, need to rent it as soon as it comes out.
The new Spiderman is a reboot, right? Is that the right word?
He's young again too I think.
I liked the Spectacular Spiderman that was on tv for like two seasons, where he’s back in high school.
Newest Cap trailer made me feel a lot better about the movie
Looks pretty good. Hope they pull it off.
That's the good part about not having grown up with comic books
It would be hard to be disappointed. The only frame of reference I have are the animated series I watch with my 4-year-old.
anyone want to sell/trade their copy of ME2 for PS3?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Are you still looking for LA Noire?
I thought about trading it in at Game Stop this past weekend, but I don’t know if I could live with myself.
ish
it was on sale for 37 somewhere this weekend
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
why do old people
always call shows they like their stories?
Man. Opening an OT thread with 800-odd posts is intimidating.
But I didn’t want to wait for the PM OT.
looks like thunderstorm weather outside
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 18, 2011 2:21 PM CDT reply actions
It's super hot up here and sunny..good days!
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Lol no..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
yep. sposed to rain this afternoon
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Jersey Shore...I just noticed how awful this show can be..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
LSB confession: I would do snookie...
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 18, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
LSB Confession: I would do J-Woww before I would Snooki..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the correct answer.
At least J-Woww has a great body.
Snooki is an abomination of a human being.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
She's human?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Exactly I thought this one up with my wits..
because I could’ve got some bad feedback if I put “LSB Confession: I would do J-Woww”
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
J-Woww actually had some funny moments on that show, and as far as I saw, only slept with her boyfriend or possibly one other dude on that show.
The rest of them bring home slores on the daily.
Even my boy Vinny put his weiner in Snooki. Unforgivable.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
I know, she never got it in as much as the others did..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Her biggest faux pas was wearing "clothes" that were little more than glorified scarves.
Some of her tops were barely covering her fake boobs at all.
Not that I complained.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Those tops were freakin awesome...
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
That's disgusting.
I can’t ever look at you seriously again.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
"do you a jet ski rental place would work here" - Mike E, 5/10/2011, in response to me saying I would rather face the Thunder than the Grizzlies in the WCF.
You looked at him seriously before this moment?
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Ouch, harsh..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure IANF intends to be taken seriously that often...
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
Ah, understandable..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
As the great Bob Loblaw has said
not even with Cameron Diaz’s dick.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Thanks man.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
im digging on these olympus ads
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 2:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
This is probably one of the most random picture post's I've ever seen..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
search lsb for "dinopenis"
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
by Mr. Abe Froman on Jul 18, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
What's the cooking equivalent of the duck face?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Not sure about duck, but you can cook the hell out of cow face or goat face
My mind just says throw ball throw hard and strike. - Marteen
I think y'all know how I feel about this subject.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
But my EVO has an 8 megapixel camera!
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Hate.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Having to buy a new car means I haven't been able to replace my busted camera yet.
Yet having a new car makes me want to take pictures of it.
#firstworldproblems
I'm going to set my 7D to all time auto focus, and tag you in every photo.
"You're failing Seymour; what is it with you and failure?"
Jerk.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
The boys on J-Shore have found some 'grenades'..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
Ban.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Elvis Andrus got his first hit off of Cliff Lee
The more you know
I used to own Mickey Tettleton's couch.
Permaban ;)
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Best be getting that passport..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
gtfo.
we don’t talk baseball here.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
OUT
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions
The CPU in my PC is almost five years old now.
Prior to it I had gone through like five CPUs in seven years.
Bachelorette, Hoarders ...
I will be watching both of these. Heh.
by The Best Micah on Jul 18, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions
The girls on Jersey Shore are feeling eachothers boobs...and
Not gonna lie..this is the rare time I will say this about Jersey Shore, but I wish I was there…..mmm….jenni
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
have you seen the southpark with jersey shore?
by I am Neftali Feliz on Jul 18, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
No sir, what happens?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I still haven't seen this episode
And I know I need to
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
No a SP fan?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh I am
I just haven’t seen that episode
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
stop talking about jersey shore
Rangers finish 85-77, four games behind the A's. Red Sox beat the Braves in the World Series.
Let’s hope I’m wrong.
by Josey Wales on Apr 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I picture GoET with a reptilian dong anyway - RIver Fenix
It's J-Woww?
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Umadbro
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
We might be trading for him.
"I'll text AJM a picture of my junk if he wants to use it" by ab03 on Jul 7, 2011 9:30 PM CDT
What a strange comment.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Yeah totally didn't get that one.
Mah bad.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Yeah, I didn't get that one either, I tried to sound it out like that...but still nothin.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
x
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
God I love Warsh.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Nice.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Today I thought of y'all
was meeting with the mother of a consumer and she mentioned that her kid helps her with cleaning the kitchen…she then said, “Depending on what your definition of ‘Cleaning the Kitchen’ is.”
Love y’all, talk to you later.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Jul 18, 2011 2:53 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
::snort::
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Consumer
I thought that was PD lingo. Guess it’s the whole MHMR term.
"Once I grasped it, cleaning it up wasn’t that big of a deal." by matchst1ck on Jun 22, 2011 1:59 PM CDT
Yeah, there are several terms....
usually depends what setting you’re in and what treatment philosophy you’re agency believes in.
A’ight, gotta go facilitate, bitches.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
that's where "we" got it from
the mental health field.
"It was a cavalcade of what-the-fuckery." -ldw speaking about the AM thread on 1-11-11
"For one, no, we fucking murdered you at basketball and Jesus and the Rapture isn’t going to save you from that shame, kid" -GoET
"I don’t think one thing I’ve said about Frisco in these threads is incorrect or unreasonable." -FuturePants
YOU'RE ALL ON "THE LIST!"
"i'm convinced every day i have less and less to live for " -TagDontTweet
Either the definition of cleaning the kitchen on urban dictionary is different from how it has been used on here
Or you people are way freakier than I had ever realized.
cleaning the kitchen = spanking the monkey
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
But that's the LSB definition.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
Choking the bishop?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
We used to call it
starching our socks.
"Live like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you."
I like this euphemism.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Heh
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
We had a huge joke series on this as it relates to baseball.
“Throwing a bullpen” was a big favorite…can’t remember all the others.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
'Warming Up The Pitching Arm'
Is the one they used on Two and a Half Men..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Here you go...
“Unloading the bench.”
“Giving Vlad the green light.”
“Bring in O’Day to mop up.”
“Grabbing the early lead.”
“Doing what the game asks you to do.”
“Painting the black.”
“Locating a 2-0 fastball.”
“Commanding the strike-zone.”
“Tipping your cap.”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
"You want false modesty? F that."
Letting the healing begin
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
by colonialbob on Jul 18, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Felt obligated to rec this
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Green.
I laughed.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I don't work for MHMR....
I work with an agency that provides services to an agency like MHMR.
Witt and Bob are meaning that the preferred nomenclature for “patient” within the mental health community is “consumer” as it’s more client centered.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Oooh the Droid 3 looks nice.
And just when I was about ready to switch to a Motorola Triumph on Virgin Mobile to save like $40 a month…
I've been thinking of switching to either Virgin or T Mobile (they're no contract too right?)
Phone plans are fucking expensive.
Wasn't T-Mobile acquired by AT&T?
Graham's Sports Crackers...they're tasty!
"Since mine's not actually attached to me, I would.
I can just take it off and wash it. Repeatedly. In boiling water. And bleach." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:30 PM CDT..."I'm kidding. I don't own a strap-on." by Lisa W on Jun 26, 2011 4:32 PM CDT
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jul 18, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be worried about going T-Mobile now with the ATT buyout stuff.
Not sure they’d be supported long enough to really see the benefits of going no-contract since their smartphones are still pricey upfront.
The Triumph is the first modern Android phone on Virgin and is only $300 even though you don’t have a contract.
Oh lord.
This is just… wow. I’m impressed at the nerdiness level, really.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
The screen is so big and sexy though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Ah. How'd it happen?
I’ve dropped mine from my lap out of the car a couple of times and it’s still fine. My case has done its job.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
My new apartment has uneven concrete floors.
Falling facedown onto concrete that includes bits that stick up higher than others… goodbye. No case (it would be too big and I didn’t need it when I had carpet floors).
Sucks.
I was hesitant about the case but it’s really not too bad… also, can you not just replace the faceplate?
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I did, but in the process of taking it off I snapped off the contacts that connect to the GPS antenna.
So now it has no GPS, and that’s really the biggie.
And then I dropped it again. :embarassed: At which point I was like “FUCK IT I GIVE UP I DON’T WANT TO PAY $70/MONTH ANYWAY”
Oh that does suck.
I’m still on my parents plan for now, yay. Dreading the day when I graduate, get a job, and have to start paying for phone, insurance, etc. And I’ll have to buy a car, and pay back student loans…
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Still driving the same vehicle
I’m driving that thing till it dies. I don’t need a car payment right now. I’m not a lawyer like the rest of LSB…I poor.
That was my plan, then my AC died last summer,
and it would’ve been the third thing it would’ve had to go to the shop for in five months, and I said “this is close enough to dying as far as Texas summers go.”
The truck I drove in high school had no real functioning AC
but it did have gigantic windows so as long as you were moving it felt quite cool. Sucked to be on the highway though.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
I thought mine died a while back
Found out the coolant level was way low. Put some in and it didn’t take long before it went back down. Luckily the leak was at a little valve that cost me like 2 bucks and is probably the easiest thing to install on the entire vehicle. Put more coolant in and now my truck cools again.
This thing should ride for a while. Transmission is relatively new and the engine is like a tank. I keep up with maintenance so yeah…hoping to make it a while with this one.
Heh I currently don't have any car
So I will kind of need to buy one. I plan to go cheap for the first one, then hopefully in a few years I’ll have paid off loans and everything and be able to afford a car I actually really want.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
That is the one downside to concrete floors that I've found...
I worry to shit about dropping anything on the concrete.
It's like a plumbing convention!
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
That does sound interesting
I mean that’s really not that much more than some of the android phones with a contract…
looking for the biotic
please be awesome!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Jul 18, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
The new Portugal. The Man album just arrived in the mail!
Today is going to be a good day.
I'm a girl. I RUN DENTON.
"GWAR are fun in concert when you can get sprayed with all sorts of fun liquids" --MonkeyEpoxy on May 27, 2011 9:19 PM CDT
more batman...less snookie
i think bane needs to look bigger. i wonder if this is the scene where he breaks batman’s back.
More Barney Stinson/HIMYM....less Snookie/Batman.
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Less.... Batman?
Permaban.
You’d probably also assume people wouldn’t post images of dinosaurs with human penises, but I’m looking for anything I can use to put a fighting robot together! -Closure GT, 7/5/11
Less Permaban...more determination..
"Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro—I’m Broda!"
- Barney Stinson
by Joseph Kirby on Jul 18, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
So you know that happens or you're just assuming since it happened in the comics it will happen in the movie?
If the former, fuck you and your spoilers.
heh
i have no idea what happens, Nolan is pretty damn good about keeping his secrets. Just going by what happens in that specific comic arc.
also, i just noticed that it’s liam neeson that’s narrating that teaser trailer.
Testing.
- I survived the 2011 Opening Weekend LSB Tailgate Party -
by Mike the Grate on Jul 19, 2011 12:57 PM CDT reply actions
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